20x02 - No Comment

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Keeping
Up With The Kardashians...

- KHLOE: Hey, hey.
- What's going on?

KHLOE: It's been really great
having Tristan around more.

With the NBA season
being put on hold,

I try to take full
advantage of it.

KHLOE: I don't know.
True's getting older,

and I just feel like it's now
time to have another kid.

Yup.

I'm excited.

I know it's one step

closer and forward for us to,
uh,

get our family back together.

Well, we'll just have

to see what... what happens.

KRIS: This is gorgeous.

- KIM: So pretty, right?
- KHLOE: We rented a house

in Malibu,
where we can spend a lot

of family time with one another.

KRIS: I mean,
if we can't go anywhere,

this ain't too shabby.

New home.

Where are the cocktails?

♪ ♪

What should I wear? Fishnets?

- COREY: What's up, shorty?
- Hi, Corey!

COREY: I see you've
been doing some sh*ts

or something over
there. Sounds nice.

Oh, I-I've taken,
like, three sh*ts.

- You're trying to warm up?
- Yup. Let me know.

KRIS: Our family
is just starting

to get back to work,
and Cardi B reached out

to see if Kylie would
be in her new video.

I love the cape. You can
wear this to the Malibu house.

You might get funny tan lines,
though.

This is Kylie's
first day on the set.

It's her big Cardi
B video debut.

MAN 1: Talent on the set.

MAN 2: Whole crew. Welcome,
everyone.

- All right, here we go.
- All right, here we go.

- Go! - KRIS: So good!

- Yeah, it's all good.
- [laughter]

KRIS: Thank you for asking
Kylie to be in the video.

I was literally praying to the
Lord every night, like, "God."

[laughter]

KRIS: Did you say "hi" to Kylie?

CARDI B: No,
not yet. I'm nervous.

- KRIS: Why? -I don't know.
- You're sitting in that chair.

- I'm scared. - Okay, no.

Wait, wait. Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

- Wait a minute.
- KRIS: You're so cute.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay.
- She's so excited to see you.

Kylie,
Cardi wants to say "hi" to you.

- Hi! - You look so good.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

Thank you.

- I'm so excited.
- Thank you so much.

- Of course.
- Like, you don't understand.

- I-I prayed... - KYLIE: Aw...

- That's the highlight of my career.
- Oh. Lord.

- [laughter] - I can't wait.

- How's your daughter?
- She's good.

Aw. She's so cute.

- That's crazy.
- Your body looks...

- Wow. - Oh, my God.

I've-I've gained a
little quarantine weight,

- so I'm happy. - I did, too.

- [laughter] - So it's perfect.

Back to one. Gonna do it
one more time. Back to one.

[Cardi B trills]

CARDI B: You're doing amazing,
sweetie.

[Kris chuckles]

♪ ♪

- [birds squawk] - SCOTT:
Step up to the plate.

KIM: To play? I'm not that good.

- SCOTT: Nobody is. - I am.

- Khloe claims she is.
- All right, Khlo.

Yeah, right.

Scott,
I got a whole lot of action this weekend

and Friday from your... from
your little comment you made

- on the Gram.
- Oh, my God, dude.

- The amount of action I received...
- I felt so bad.

KHLOE: I posted a
photo on my Instagram

to promote Good American.

And Scott left a comment
that Tristan is a lucky man.

Then I'm getting bombarded
with text messages,

and my publicist saying,
"Oh, my gosh.

All these media
outlets want answers."

And honestly,
me and Tristan are figuring things out,

but I'm still trying to navigate
my way through my feelings,

and that's how
I want to keep it.

So I decided to delete
Scott's comment just

to try to get rid of all
this unnecessary drama.

That could just be me

- saying, like, my opinion.
- KHLOE: No, I...

I don't even think it's that.

I think it's how the
public treats me.

Then I had to remove
my tagged photos.

Everyone is putting
clown stuff all over me.

But I'm also so over you bowing
down to what the public thinks.

SCOTT: I... Yeah,
like, [bleep] them.

Finally this guy is being
a [bleep] really good guy.

KHLOE: But that doesn't mean
my feelings can just change.

On the flip side, yes,
Tristan [bleep] up, but what about him?

There's gonna come a point where

he doesn't want to feel like
you're embarrassed of him still.

That-that's still got
to be kind of hard.

KHLOE: For me,
it's like, I don't want

- my peers... people that I love and respect...
- SCOTT: Yeah.

To look at me and be like,
"Oh, this bitch."

But that's why,
when all this outside noise is not

around me, we are great.

Tristan and I operate
fine. We have fun together.

It's enjoyable. It's easy.

The truth is,
no matter what you do,

people are always
gonna talk [bleep].

I've always been incredibly
vulnerable and so open

with the show,
with my life, every avenue.

I've never thought
twice about it.

Recently,
I would say I'm really affected by what

people have to say
about my relationship.

Like,
I'm not even able to make up my own mind

'cause I'm so flooded

with everyone else's
opinions or criticisms.

It's like,
I don't even know what's happening,

so why do I have to be pressured

to give people answers
that I don't have for myself?

- Hey, girl! - KIM: Hey, girl.

KHLOE: Who's
your favorite brother?

- Psalm. - Ah.

- I could've answered that.
- Is that 'cause

he can't talk yet?

[chuckles] That's 'cause he's...
not that annoying 'cause he's...

Whoa! You're
blocking out the haters?

- [laughing] - SCOTT: Oh,
my God.

- ♪ ♪ - [bird squawks]

- KIM: What's going on, guys?
- MALIKA: Not too much.

What's going on with
you? How are you?

I'm sane.

- MALIKA: You're sane? - Uh-huh.

Things are on my mind today.

MALIKA: You look sane.

- Guys, should we go outside?
- Yeah.

MALIKA: So,
is your husband running for president?

Are you gonna be
the next first lady?

That's what I want to know.

That is what I'm not
sure of. [chuckles]

MALIKA: You're, like,
still trying to figure it out yourself.

KIM: Yeah. It's been a long day.

KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

KIM: It's no secret that
everyone sees things

in the media about
my life with Kanye,

but I've always been really
respectful in not talking about

issues that Kanye and I have.

I mean,
you guys clearly see them on Twitter,

so I'm still gonna choose to
not really talk about it here.

I try to, like, just...

- support him...
- Now it was like,

- the Internet was like, "Oh, my God."
- ...tune it out.

"Like,
Kim would make the best first lady."

KIM: I was like, "You know..."

I mean, I don't want to
talk about it on camera, so...

Got it.

I just don't want to talk
about Kanye or anything.

KHLOE: Kimberly handles things

really,
really private and to herself.

She's someone who's,
like, calm and cool,

and we all respect that.

But I know, because

she's not talking about
it even to us privately,

that it's really affecting her.

Yeah,
you guys should start sending me articles

or things I should pay attention,
you know?

No, you shouldn't pay attention to it,
please.

Please, please, don't.

MALIKA: Bless your heart.

SCOTT: I feel bad about

that comment that I
made on Instagram.

Okay, like,
what's the... what's the problem?

Like, for me,
it's made me feel like...

Like, I'm... I'm not no,
like, secret.

We literally just hang out
the whole time like a couple.

- We're basically a couple.
- Right.

Oh, hey, girl.

MALIKA: So many kids around,
Ken.

KHLOE: Do you want a baby?

Some days I am like, "Hmm."

- Oh, my God.
- MALIKA: There's so many things

that you can do before
you have children.

KHLOE: Kendall,
are you a princess?

Yes. And-and Khloe's a princess.

- KHLOE: Hey, girl.
- KENDALL: Hey.

MALIKA: Hi, love.

Your hair's so dark.
Did you darken it?

- No. I just took my weave out.
- Looks really nice.

Don't pull too hard.
The pony might come off.

TRUE: Mommy.

Oh, hey, girl. Did you say "hi"

- to Auntie Kenny?
- Hi, Truey. -TRUE: This.

No, that's, uh, spicy.

- Let me see. - You want to see?

- Yeah. - It's called "salsa."

No. No. That coffee.

It's coffee? It looks like coffee,
huh?

- She's so tall, it's crazy.
- MALIKA: It's just...

She's, like, all legs.

So many kids around, Ken.

I know. Some days I am like,
"Hmm."

Oh, God.

MALIKA: I mean,
it's natural to think about it.

- Yeah. - Very natural.

But you've got plenty of time.

I, um...

I think it also started to hit me when,
like,

I saw Kylie was having a baby.

And then one of my best
friends is having a baby.

- MALIKA: Yeah.
- And she's my age, so I'm like... "Cool."

You're like, "All right,
so everybody's doing it."

I'm a little jealous,
but it's fine.

I remember, um,
Kourtney and Khadijah had kids together.

- KENDALL: Mm-hmm.
- And then when, uh,

Kim had her first baby,
Khadijah had her second baby.

So, it was like, it was starting to happen,
but it was okay

- 'cause me and Khloe still didn't have it.
- Yeah.

- So it was like, you know, you still had someone.
- Right.

And then after she had a baby,
I was like,

- "Oh, wait. Hold on."
- [chuckles]

I am the only one in my
family who does not have a kid.

During quarantine,

and just kind of,
like, sitting at home,

naturally, you get pretty bored

and, um,
start thinking about a lot of things.

And sometimes I just,

like, see Stormi and True and
Chicago all playing together,

and I'm just like, "Uh..."

I want kids badly. Soon, too.

- I had the itch then. - Yeah.

And then the time passed,
and I was like, "Whew."

There's so many
things that you can do

before you have children.

And you do kind
of want to feel like

you really did a lot of stuff.

Like, you almost want to be,
like, bored.

KHLOE: Kendall
having baby fever,

I think, is just a fever.

I think it's gonna go back down.

Kendall's 24 years old.

She's a supermodel
that travels the globe.

I just think she has time.

And if she does get pregnant,
want to have babies, great.

But I don't think
there's any rush.

If you want to do a trial run,

I know a couple
kids you could watch,

but you have to
do it with no help.

You have to do it at some...

- Like, you know, the beginning.
- Yeah, of course.

KHLOE: Do you want a baby,
or do you want, like, a toddler?

Who's a toddler right now? Like,
Chicago?

- Yeah. And True and Stormi.
- And True.

- KENDALL: Yeah. Stormi.
- MALIKA: You know

- what would be easier?
- KHLOE: Like, an Ace baby.

- KENDALL: Really?
- KHLOE: Uh, yeah. He's only four months old.

- It that easier?
- MALIKA: We had this conversation.

- Babies are easier.
- Because once they start moving,

honey, they don't walk.

- They run.
- KHLOE: Having a baby is a real

commitment, so you really
have to think things through. So,

let's take Kendall up on
her baby fever moment.

Let's hand Ace over to her,
and me and Malika will, like,

enjoy some one-on-one
time together.

Or you can have... Reign.

MALIKA: I mean,
your best bet is, like, Mason,

- but that doesn't do anything for you.
- KHLOE: No, and that's not...

- KENDALL: Me and Mase hang like homies.
- KHLOE: Yeah.

No, Mase isn't fair,
'cause he's just, like, chill.

Mommy, go.

KHLOE: Here. You want
Auntie Kenny to hold you?

- No. - No? Okay.

[all chuckle]

♪ ♪

- What's up? Feel good, daddy-o?
- Hey, Big Daddy.

- Yeah. Can't really b*at it down here.
- Yeah, right?

- It's always nice in paradise.
- Right?

- In Malibu, get the nice breeze.
- Ugh.

- It's unreal. I'd like to move here.
- Mm-hmm.

- What an opportunity.
- I mean, who wouldn't, really?

I think next time I'm-a get
a... just rent a spot out here

- in the summertime. Switch it up.
- Totally.

- It's unreal. - Yeah.

- It feels like you're on a full vacation.
- Right?

It's just crazy how hard
we try to get out of here

- when you got everything you need right here.
- Yeah.

To be honest, yeah, like, what,
here, you still got the beach,

but if you want to
go to the desert,

- right there. Two hours.
- Desert.

And if you want to go... I mean,
I've never been to San Diego,

but I mean,
I heard that's... down there's pretty cool.

- You go down there.
- Yeah. I don't know what it's like,

- but yeah.
- I don't know what it's like, either,

- but it-it seems nice.
- And you get San Francisco, too.

- It's not that
far. You got it all.

- Yeah.
- So, I feel bad, like, about that comment

that I made on Instagram that,
like, Khloe got

all this drama from

when I was just trying
to make a comment

that I thought was, like, nice.

I didn't even really
think twice about it.

And she's like, "Oh,
my God. Do you see what you started?"

- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm, like, always oblivious.

- You know what I mean? I'm like, "Started what?"
- Yeah.

Yeah. And that's the same thing,
like, when she came to me,

when she said to me, she's like,
"You see the comment?"

I was like, "What comment?" She's like,
"The one Scott..."

I go, "Oh, yeah,
I saw it." I said, "Yo, it's dope."

- Yeah.
- Okay, like, what's the problem?

Like, for me,
it's make me feel like,

like, I'm-I'm not no,
like, secret.

You've been a good dad.
You've been a good partner.

- It's like... - Yeah.

Yeah, I mean,
I get that she's scared

and she hates that
everybody looks at her

- like she's some pushover.
- Mm-hmm.

- But she's not.
- No, not at all.

- And I'm like, what I...
- Like, it took a year.

- So what I'm saying is...
- [chuckles] Right.

...if people only
knew how difficult

- and how much you had to work...
- Mm-hmm.

Like,
he paid his dues. He was in the doghouse.

- He worked as hard as he could, genuinely.
- Yeah.

- Almost like... I'm like...
- I think it's just understanding...

Yeah. Like,
I understand what she's going through.

- What...
- I understand, like, I put her in this position,

which,
I have to understand that, right?

- I accept that. - That's life.

TRISTAN: When Scott
made the comment

on, uh,
Khloe's page saying I'm a lucky guy,

it was great for me.

But, uh, Khloe, I know,
really doesn't care

what social media will
say about a comment.

But I know, uh, obviously,
what we've been through,

uh, you know, for her, mentally,
it might bother and trigger her.

But obviously,
I got to be understanding

and understand the-the
role that I've played in this.

If we are gonna be back together,
like,

you're not letting
nobody down that matters.

Like,
everyone that matters to you

all want us to be
happy and together.

Right. You can talk
about having a kid.

- But yet...
- But then you don't want to say

- that we're official?
- When I see a comment, like...

- Yeah, like, wh-what we doing? Yeah.
- That's not fair.

Talking about having
another child together...

- Yeah.
- Like, that's forever and ever and ever and ever.

Who wants to... Why would
you want to make another kid

with someone that you
don't see yourself being with?

You know what I'm saying? Like,
both wake up at 5:00 a.m.

We work out at 6:00.

We'll sit down,
have family breakfast.

Then we'll literally
watch TV with each other,

- binge-watch some shows.
- Right.

We literally just hang out
the whole time like a couple,

so it's like... Yeah.

- That's what I'm saying.
- And we go on vacation.

- We go to Turks together.
- Yeah, I was there.

We're going to Palm Spr... Yeah,
you were with us.

- Like, we're in Tur... we're in Turks.
- Right.

We're all, like, you know,
drinking, having a good time.

- Yeah, and you guys stay in the same rooms.
- We sleeping

- in the same bed. We're...
- Right. Right.

- The whole thing.
- Yeah. Yeah, we're just...

We're adults,
and we're basically a couple.

- Right. - Yeah.

SCOTT: I feel for
Tristan. I mean,

he made some mistakes,

and I think he's doing
everything in his power

to make Khloe feel comfortable.

To me,
I feel like the only thing stopping Khloe

from being with him is the
outside world and media,

which is terrible.

- It's pointless.
- Waste of time.

- Big waste. - And energy. So...

Hi, cuteness.

After Khloe heard
that I have baby fever,

she set me up with
Malika's kid to babysit.

Oh. You just scratched yourself.

- No. - [crying]

This is the moment I
was a little bit nervous for.

Oh, wow.

KIM: I can get
on a plane tonight.

When I talk to him, he says no.

I don't know how she's
dealing with the stress.

You know,
that's what I worry about.

I just feel like she's
struggling a bit.

Everything else...
The kids... everything

- she's trying to juggle.
- Well, I just said

she can't possibly
navigate this on her own.

Kendall is five months old,

and this is her first
time in her high chair.

This is a very big day.

- MALIKA: Hello. - KENDALL: Hey.

- KHLOE: Auntie Kenny.
- KENDALL: Yes.

Hey, bud.

After Khloe heard

that I have had some
baby fever lately,

she set me up with
Malika's kid Ace

to babysit him all day.

I don't know that
I've ever babysat

this young of a
kid for this long,

but I'm-I'm ready. I'm
up for the challenge.

We'll see what happens.
I'm a little nervous.

I won't lie.

Hi, cuteness.

I literally already
don't know what to do.

- [chuckles] I'm, like, sweating already.
- KHLOE: Yeah.

Do you know how to
change a baby with a penis?

- I've seen it. -With a penis?
- MALIKA: Oh, yeah.

- Make sure...
- KENDALL: What are the penis rules?

- KHLOE: The penis rules are wild.
- Yeah, penis,

- you've got to put that thing down because it will...
- Sit.

- What do you mean, "down"?
- MALIKA: Well,

you physically have
to take his penis

and push it down and
put the diaper over,

'cause if it's aiming up,
it'll sh**t right out the diaper.

And when it gets erect,
he's about to pee on you,

so just cover until...

Um...

There's a lot of information
being thrown at me,

but it's okay. If my sisters can do it,
I can do it, too.

I just have to keep
the baby alive.

We're gonna go have
some... Run some errands.

- Bye, boo. - KHLOE: Have fun.

[Ace cooing]

I'm not concerned.
I'm not concerned.

My fat ass is so excited.

This is, like, the joy,
that I can get away

and where I want to
go. Something simple.

- McDonald's. - McDonald's.

Literally don't know what to do.

If he poops, oh,
she's really in for it.

[bleep] I don't know.

Do you want it? I don't know.

I don't know how
this works. [chuckles]

Will she know how
to figure that out?

I'm sure she's much more
nervous than she's letting on, but...

I do think she thinks
she's got a real handle on it,

but you don't really know
until you're actually doing it.

- [Ace fussing] - KENDALL: Oh,
no. [chuckles]

How do you put his legs in?

Yeah, you don't want to be strapped in,
I can tell.

We don't want to suppress you,
bro.

Bro, that's not the spoon.

[chuckles]

Why are you looking
at me like that?

Oh. You just scratched
yourself with my fing...

- You scratched yourself.
- [crying]

Dude, you did that to yourself.

No.

You did that to yourself, man.

Here. Here, here,
here. Look, look, look. Look.

[gasps] Oh.

You're fine.

Okay, we're gonna get you out.

- [crying continues] - What,
what, what? What?

Nothing like parking the
car and eating McDonald's.

Oh, my God. This is, like,
my... the highlight of my week.

- [crying] - Oh, wow.

What's going on?

Here. Here, here, here,
here. Here, here, here.

- [coos] - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'm sweating.

That was way easier than
I thought it was gonna be.

Today, it was crazy,
but, I mean,

Ace is amazing.

There's Mom.

MALIKA: Oh, my little drooler.

Did you have fun with Kenny?

So, what was the tough part?

KENDALL: You guys,
he was so easy. I swear

I could've done it longer.

- KHLOE: Yeah, right. - I swear.

I only got a few hours with
him. I'm sure a few days with him

would be a bit different,
but I'm like, I want a kid.

Okay, so,
now do you want Chicago and True?

- KENDALL: I'll try.
- MALIKA: I was gonna say...

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hi, everyone.

- Oh, my... -KOURTNEY: Hey, Khlo.
- KRIS: Hi.

- Oh, butterfly girl.
- Am I having lunch with you?

You and I are in
the same colors.

I feel like we're
just meant to be.

Both of our hair is up.
When is your hair ever up?

Yeah, P and I are in sync.

KRIS: You really are.

You could be a rock band.

- A girl band. - Or my daughter.

A g... It could
be your daughter.

[whispers]: Do you
want to be my daughter?

[Kris laughs]

[mouths]

Where's Kim?

KRIS: She's
outside on the phone.

KIM: I'm happy to come. I mean,
I can get on a plane tonight.

When I talk to him, he says no.

Kanye's been in Wyoming,

and he's been posting a
lot of things on social media,

so that is a little
bit frustrating.

But you just have to...

kind of separate yourself

from, like,
what's going on at home

and what's going
on on the Internet.

So, I'm trying to go to Wyoming

so I can be with him.

KRIS: I don't know.
I just feel like she's

struggling a bit with
all the stuff going on.

KIM: Yeah,
talk to him. I'm happy to come tomorrow.

I'm happy to come next
week. Whatever he wants.

I don't know how she's dealing

- with the stress of it all.
- KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.

You know,
that's what I worry about.

She's always, like,
the calm in the storm.

I think she's got
a lot on her plate.

She's got a lot going
on with law school

and everything else...
The kids... everything

- she's trying to juggle.
- Well, I just said

she can't possibly
navigate this on her own.

KIM: I'm still happy
to come there

and be supportive
and chill with him

and hang out with him,

and I know he needs that.

KOURTNEY: I think
she just needs...

- KRIS: What do you think?
- KOURTNEY: Help.

I don't tell her what to do.

I'm... I am an ear to listen,

and I'm a sounding board,

- but I don't give her advice because...
- KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.

- KRIS: Yeah.
- ...it's not my place to give,

and I don't judge either way.

I just think she needs support.

Why don't you guys
do something for her

that you think she'd like
to lighten the whole energy

that's always
surrounding her lately?

KOURTNEY: Sure. I just... Maybe,
uh,

maybe just something,
like, light

- to take her mind off things.
- KRIS: Good idea.

KHLOE: There's a lot going
on in the media right now,

and Kim is going through a really,
really hard time,

and she's dealing
with a lot internally.

I think my mom's idea to
get Kim to have a good time

is really cute,
and that's what we're gonna do.

KRIS: Listen,
you guys are always there for each other,

so I... You'll figure it out.

- Hear, hear. - Hear, hear.

So,
I know you enjoyed babysitting Ace,

so I think we're going to set
you up with some of our kids.

- All right, I'm up for the challenge.
- Okay.

CHICAGO: Ow, you pushed me.

No! Hey!

KENDALL: This is the moment
I was a little bit nervous for.

KENDALL: Uh-oh.

[loud crying]

- What's going on with you and Khloe?
- TRISTAN: Some days she gets

a little frustrated, you know,
what's going on with the media.

That wasn't who she was.

- Yeah.
- She's always, like, the tough Khloe

- that doesn't give a [bleep].
- Mm-hmm.

Like,
you're never gonna get to the finish line

if you're trying to always
please the masses.

His feelings are so valid.

You don't want to
be this kept secret.

♪ ♪

SCOTT: Hello, Kenya.

KENDALL: Hello.

- What's shakin', big mama?
- What's shakin'?

- Shake 'n Bake, dude.
- I've literally never been out here, I don't think.

It's fire. Feels like you're

in a little place called Tuscany,
Italy.

Yeah, it's...

- it's very cute.
- I've seen some pics

of you walking the
streets in sportswear.

- Look great. - Thank you.

Just in, like,
the most chillest clothes ever.

She always looks so good.

So, I know you thoroughly
enjoyed babysitting Ace.

KENDALL: It was
literally so easy and fun.

KHLOE: You know,
having a newborn

is a little easier,
'cause all they do is sleep.

- Right.
- Then once they start to move,

it's, like,
you've got to have activities.

- You've got to do things.
- Right.

And then you got to
watch them all the time.

It's not like, "Oh,
they're down for a nap." So,

I think we're going to set
you up with some of our kids,

- different ages.
- Some? Multiple?

I'm gonna see
who I can rally up.

- I'm not sure, but you know...
- Oh, wow. -[chuckles]

KHLOE: Kendall survived Ace,

but an infant is so easy.

I mean,
I absolutely love being a mom,

but let me tell you,
the terrible twos are exactly that.

They can be terrible at times.

All right. I'm up
for the challenge.

Okay. I don't know if I am,
but...

I know. I'm kind of nervous.

KHLOE: It's a win-win

because we're gonna
have a girls' night

for Kim to cheer her up,
and Kendall gets to, you know,

ponder on her life choices

while she's dealing with a
handful of screaming toddlers.

See, you can't give True...

Like, you don't just give her
an iPad or snacks to, like...

Tell her... To, like,
calm her down,

or, like,
get her to leave him alone.

Right. She,
like... I don't do that, so...

- Right.
- Some kids it's, like, fine

if you're struggling,
you just throw them,

- like, an iPad. - Right.

But with True,
you got to entertain her,

be, like, "Okay,
so now what do you want to do?"

So, she's not a TV gal?

Like,
she won't sit and watch a movie with me?

Oh,
no. I'm sure she would love to.

- Oh. Yeah.
- I just don't let her do that.

But everything has
to be age appropriate.

Well... [scoffs]

I'm not gonna have her watch,
like, Training Day with me.

- Oh, my gosh. She might love that.
- Yeah.

You want to go to jail,
or you want to go home?

[Kendall laughs]

- KIM: Hi.
- TRISTAN: What's up? What up, Kim?

Do you always have to duck
when you go through a doorway?

Depends. Here, yes.

Uh, like,
older homes are more lower.

- I never realized that.
- See, I don't have a problem

- at your house. - Ah.

I'm good at the
Kardashian-West Museum.

- [both chuckle] - So,

- what's going on with you and Khloe?
- Yeah, I mean,

you know, some days are good,
and some days,

you know,
she gets a little frustrated

about, you know,
what's going on with the media

- with, you know...
- I don't even think it's, to her anymore,

about, like,
getting over the past, like,

things that you guys
have been through.

I think it's just mostly what
other people are gonna think.

- Yeah. I-I think so.
- I don't even...

I think she's totally fine.

Otherwise,
she wouldn't be hanging out with you 24/7.

Exactly, 24/7. Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

- You know, and everything...
- She's just carrying a suitcase

of, like,
other people's opinions and thoughts.

- It just slows you down. Yeah.
- And I just never thought

- she was like that. - Mm-hmm.

I just feel like it's so...

That wasn't who she was.

- Yeah. - She was always, like,

- the tough Khloe that doesn't give a [bleep].
- Mm-hmm.

Like,
you're never gonna get to the finish line

if you're trying to always
please the masses. So, like,

you just got to just live for yourself,
and, like, yeah,

you're, like, he don't give a
damn if you like him or not.

But guess what. He's happy,
and he's gonna do it his way,

and it's either you're
gonna like him or not.

And I-I kind of like...
That's why I respect him.

I was like,
"You're gonna ride this journey

"the way you want to,
and it's either

"people are gonna be with
you or against you, but at least,

if you die,
you're gonna die doing it your way."

- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

So, that's like,
my mentality, and she's got

to understand that,
too. It's like,

just do what the [bleep]
makes you happy.

But I think it's, like,
whatever works for her and you.

I mean, honestly,
I just think that you should talk to her.

- Mm-hmm.
- KIM: You know I appreciate

Tristan coming to
me and talking to me

about Khloe and how he feels.

His feelings are so valid.
She just is so concerned

what the public is gonna
think of her as a human being

for taking someone
back when they hurt her.

You know, being with Kanye,
you kind of

have to grow a thick skin.

So,
I think he just needs to go to Khloe

and tell her how he feels.

You should just tell her, like,

you don't want to
rush her process.

- Exactly, yeah.
- But if you were to just explain to her

that you don't want to be this,
like, kept secret

because she is so embarrassed.

- Like, that makes you sad.
- Mm-hmm.

- And that makes you, you know, feel a way.
- Yeah.

- We'll see what happens, you know?
- Yeah.

- Well, keep me posted.
- No, I will. I will.

You know I will.

KRIS: Okay,
move your hand, Khloe.

- KHLOE: I'm trying to feed her!
- KRIS: Hey, Kendall.

[crying]

KENDALL: Oh, wow!

Oh, Auntie Kenny's here!

It's a... party.

Party!

KHLOE: Tonight is a big night.

We are gonna have a
girls' night over in Malibu

to get Kim to have a
good time and forget

everything else
that's on her mind.

Kim has no idea, so

- this is gonna be a huge surprise.
- [whooping]

Kendall's gonna be responsible for True,
Chicago and Psalm.

You know, toddlers

are a very different situation.

You have to entertain toddlers.

There's not a lot of chill time.

And three of them...
It's exhausting.

- Okay.
- Oh, my God. Just like that?

- I'm gonna go party.
- [laughter]

Give me a kiss. Kiss. Mwah.

You'll be fine,
and I might be a little drunk.

So if there's a real emergency,

like, call Tristan or the police

- or something. - Oh, okay.

- Wait.
- Oh, and True is potty training,

so she doesn't have a diaper on.

- Okay. - [indistinct chatter]

Bye.

Auntie Kenny!

- Oh. Oh, no!
- KENDALL: No, no, no, no.

- He pushed me. - [crying]

- CHICAGO: No! Hey!
- Maybe we try...

This is the moment I
was a little bit nervous for.

So I'm just, like,
I don't know what to do now.

Uh-oh.

Ow!

I understand, like, we're...

What I've done to you,
of course that, really.

I know what I've done to you,

and there was a lot of trauma,
and a lot of people

talked bad about you,
and, of course, you know,

you're the type of person where
you want everyone to love you

and care and stuff,
but I feel like, you know,

our bond and how far we've come is,
like, stronger

than letting that, like,
you know, hold us up.

But I am gonna keep a
lot of things more private.

♪ ♪

- KIM: Ladies.
- KHLOE [sing-songy]: Hello!

What is going on here?

- Oh. - KHLOE: Um, hello?

[sing-songy]:
Fun! That's what is.

[sing-songy]:
This looks like fun.

It is gonna be fun.

We're gonna have a
romantic dinner outside.

This is a chill night
just for your enjoyment.

- Just the three of us?
- KHLOE: Just the three of us.

- Yeah.
- KOURTNEY: Just the three of us. -Wow.

KIM: It's really
sweet that my sisters

planned this little
getaway night

just to hang out and, you know,

escape reality for two seconds.

There's so many [bleep]
stressful things going on

- that I needed this the most.
- KHLOE: Oh, my, so pretty.

- [gasps] Oh, my God. - What?!

KOURTNEY [laughing]:
I almost just fell.

- KIM: Yum, yum. Thank you, Chef.
- KHLOE: Mmm.

- Thank you.
- Wow. This looks divine.

Holy moly.

I have a question for you.

- Ready? - Mm-hmm.

Are you dating anyone,
on a real question?

No. Who would I be dating?

Do you want to date anyone?

Um, I don't. I really don't.

How many people DM you?

- Hundreds.
- Stop. I'm dying to know.

We can get drunk and
go through your DMs.

- KHLOE: Yeah, let's go through your DMs.
- Uh-uh.

- It's, like, the most fun...
- Yeah. Hello?

Do you still talk to
what's-his-name?

No.

- Ever? - Never.

KHLOE: Good. Do you look back

and think he might have been...

a little...

- negative for you? - Yeah.

- You don't...?
- He'll text me once in a while.

- But you don't ever think about him?
- No.

KHLOE: It's our job to
distract Kim and take away

all of her worries
for the night,

so if that means me, you know,

going after Kourtney's
sex life a little bit,

she's gonna have to
take one for the team.

Kim lives for the gossip,
and we're here

to make Kim happy.

I'm feeling really content

with my own... way of life.

-And to that... cheers.

- Oh, my. - Cheers.

You didn't "cheers" me.

- Cheers to Malibu nights.
- Clink, clink.

Oh, that's nasty.

[Khloe laughs loudly]

♪ ♪

KENDALL: True? Hey.

Do you have to go
to the bathroom?

- No. - Are you sure?

- You don't have to go potty?
- No.

- Okay. Will you let me know?
- [phone ringing]

I'll ask you again in a little.

- Hi.
- KRIS: Hi. How's it going?

- It's actually... - No! Hey!

KENDALL: Chi! [laughs] Hold on.

I was getting it first.

- No! No, no!
- No, no, no, no, no. We can share, guys.

- [toy clatters on
ground] - [crying]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- [yelling, crying]

KRIS: Oh, what are you doing?

I've shoving True
into a cabinet.

KRIS: Oh,
my God. Of course you are.

- [yelling] - KRIS: Oh, wow.

He pushed me down.

Truey. Oh.

[yelling, crying]

KENDALL: True, you can share.

KRIS: Oh, my God.

KENDALL: I'm, like,
having anxiety now.

- Is anyone gonna make s'mores?
- No.

KIM: I just ate a cookie and
cheesecake and, you know.

KHLOE: Yeah.

It gets quite chilly
in Malibu at night.

KIM: Freezing.

How are you and Kanye now?

Moseying on along.

Moseying.

I had a talk with him. He
called me the other morning.

- I meant to tell you.
- About me?

He said, "It would be nice to be able to,
like, say things."

I said, "Yeah,
say what you want to say.

"Maybe it'll start people
thinking a certain way

"or getting a
thought in their head,

but did you have to say
those tweets publicly?"

And he said, "No,
you're right. I shouldn't say...

- I shouldn't say that publicly."
- Yeah.

"Like,
it's better to say it one-on-one."

It wasn't, like,
an argument. We were just

- clearing it up... - KIM: Yeah.

- I guess.
- KHLOE: This is exactly what

we're not supposed to
be talking about tonight.

- Okay, let's drink. [claps]
- Are we saying a cheers?

To Kim.

- Oh. Not to me. - Why...?

- Get on in there. This is...
- We're doing this for you.

We're here because of you.

We wanted some
quality time with you.

- Think we have time for this?
- Yeah. -[laughter]

- KHLOE: Hear, hear.
- [glasses clink]

- Cheers. Go for it. - Cheers.

KHLOE: No. Hold
it back. Go like this.

[whoops]

KHLOE: I feel like we're failing

with trying to distract
Kim for tonight,

so something that always
is the life of every party

is alcohol!

Yeah! Chug it, chug it,
chug it, chug it! Go! Go! Go!

- [laughs] - Pick up the pace!

Oh, I just hit my tooth.

Is it there?

Yeah, it's still there.

Yeehaw! Come on,
cowgirl. Let's go.

Come on,
ladies! It's the Poosh diet!

- [shouts indistinctly]
- Is this George?

We're not gonna stick
things up our nose.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

- [Chicago
laughing] - Stay still.

This is good enough. [grunts]

-Khloe! -Oh, my God. -Yeah!

- [all laugh] - Biggest losers.

- KHLOE: Popcorn.
- KOURTNEY: Whoa!

- Oh! - [Kim laughs]

KENDALL: Oh, no. What happened?

- KHLOE: Kimberly!
- KENDALL: All right, who's ready for bed?

CHICAGO: Raining! It's raining!

KENDALL: Come on,
come on, come on.

It's raining! Get inside!

Get in the house! It's raining!

- [True chatters]
- [Kendall grunts]

- KENDALL: Oh, my God.
- [Chicago laughs]

- [giggling] - Oh,
my God. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

- [kids squealing] -You guys,
we're gonna go to sleep, okay?

- [Chicago groans] -
[whispers]: Go to sleep.

TRUE: Wake up!

- KENDALL: Lie down. - [screams]

Okay, guys.

I'm gonna turn out the lights.

[True and Chicago chattering,
laughing]

Three of them and one
little old me is chaos.

What are you doing? Come here.

[chuckles]: I guess
this is motherhood.

The kids are not cooperating.

I guess I'm gonna
have a long night.

- We're gonna go to sleep.
- TRUE: No, no, no, not ready.

- Happy New Year!
- KHLOE: [bleep] celebrate!

[Khloe and Kourtney whoop]

[laughs]

I do not remember the last time

we've all been
this drunk together.

You really are compact.

Oh. [laughs]

- [Kourtney laughs] - Whoa.

I just hope she's gonna have
amazing memories in the morning,

or maybe no memories.

And I just hope that
she's having a good time

with no
responsibilities tonight.

Oh, my God.

My soul, it's, like,
at a breaking point

from how much I could handle.

In regards to the public
thinking they're allowed

to talk about my weight,
my face,

my personal life,

I'm just like,
I don't want to hear this anymore.

I've always been incredibly
vulnerable and so open,

but I just don't think I
have it in me anymore.

♪ ♪

KIM: I wonder why
Kendall never called us.

I can't figure out if that's
a good or a bad thing

- that we didn't hear from her.
- I know, right?

That's what I wonder.

Like,
did she want to play it cool?

God. I'm probably
gonna walk in here,

and it's gonna be
a disaster zone.

I know Kendall thought
that watching three toddlers

was gonna be super easy,

but I'm almost
a little concerned

that we haven't heard from her.

Like,
are they holding her hostage?

- Did they, like... I don't know.
- She's probably so busy

- that she's just getting, like, run around by them.
- [laughs]

KHLOE: Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.

So, how are you feeling?

- I feel good. I'm not...
- You're not hungover?

Not at all.

- Not at all. Not my style.
- It's so crazy to me.

- Did you have fun? - I did.

I'm really happy that you
were able to do that with us

and take time
away and be with us.

I mean, I know you're...

You deal with
everything on your own,

but I do just want you to
know it's never a problem.

You're never a burden on
me or your sisters or your mom.

Like,
none of us feel that way at all.

- Well, thank you.
- We just want you to know

that we're here for
you and we love you,

and whatever you choose to do

- is what you choose to do.
- Thank you.

Yeah. Think sometimes

I just have to figure
things out on my own.

- Yeah. Feels...
- Gonna go to Wyoming for a minute

and just figure it out.

My life with Kanye,

I got this. Like,
I'm dealing with it on my own.

Like, it's gonna be okay.

And I love, like,
coming over to Malibu

and escaping and being just
as in the moment as possible.

My sisters know that,
and I love them for it.

I feel you.

We could always just
have drunk nights in Malibu

whenever you need.

- Malibu nights are the best.
- The best.

Like, it's so sexy there.

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

Hello!

- Hello! - Ah! Perfect timing.

[Khloe squeals]

KHLOE: I missed you. Hi!

- She spilled already.
- What did Auntie Kendall make you?

- You like that?
- KHLOE: How did it go? What happened?

KENDALL: They
were just chilling.

- Like, they were great.
- Oh, my son.

- KENDALL: I'm impressed.
- Oh, yummy!

- KENDALL: How was your guys's night?
- [Chicago babbling]

What'd you do?

I'm surprised
she's not hungover.

- KENDALL: Really? No way.
- She was drunk as a skunk.

No. I've only been hungover,
like, twice in my life.

KIM: I've been
hungover once or twice.

- KHLOE: What?
- KENDALL: Yeah. They're really good.

They actually made
me feel a lot better

about having kids one day.

Maybe not right this second,
but...

Well,
enjoy your life. Next time,

we're gonna bring on Reign,
Saint and Dream.

- We're gonna do this in, uh, age categories.
- Oh, my God.

KIM: Yeah,
that will get you shook.

[chuckles] Saint?

My boy? Bring it on.

My first night with three
kids under three years old

is accomplished.

Um, after some fussing around,

we finally got everyone to bed,
and it was actually okay.

It was kind of a long night,
but I feel super lucky

that I get all this practice
with my nieces and nephews.

And if anything, this experience
definitely didn't turn me off

from having kids. It actually
made me more excited.

I'm very happy to babysit
whenever. They were great.

- Oh, my gosh, Ken.
- KIM: Okay, Auntie KoKo and I

are gonna be right, right back.

We have to go check something
from the car. One sec, okay?

You want more? Auntie
Kenny can get it for you.

I'm gonna go with,
uh, KiKi, okay?

KENDALL: You guys
are actually leaving?

Oh, my God.

What are we gonna do all day,
guys?

[kids chattering]

♪ ♪

Scott's down there Jet
Skiing with all the kids.

- He is?
- KHLOE: I don't know if Kourtney's gonna like it.

But it's not my kid,
not my problem, right?

- Right.
- Calm down. Don't control everything.

- You're good. Okay. - Yeah.

So I spoke to Kim and Scott earlier,
just because of,

you know,
what went on on social media,

in terms of, uh,
Scott's comment.

I told him I like the comment,
'cause it's basically him, like,

elevating it, and it's,
like, hell yeah, like,

I'm so happy, like,
where they've come.

But obviously you felt a
way about it and deleted it.

It was kind of weird for me,
'cause it's, like...

I understand, like,
where... what I've done to you.

Of course that,
really; I know what I've done to you.

And there was a lot of trauma,
and a lot of people

talked bad about you,
and, of course,

you know,
you're the type of person where

you want everyone to
love you and care and stuff,

but I feel like our bond
and how far we've come

is, like, stronger than letting that,
like, you know,

hold us up.

But I am gonna keep a
lot of things more private.

Like,
my life is about protecting things

- things that deserve protection.
- Yeah.

And I don't want to overexpose

certain areas of my life.

I'm incredibly
grateful for Tristan.

I'm so grateful
for where we are.

And I'm thrilled that
Tristan is on board

for True to have a sibling.

But for, I think,
a romantic level,

I'm still pretty guarded.

And we're just
figuring things out.

And I'm really just trying
to keep these matters

really, really private.

But that comment, I think,
with you deleting it

or going about it like that,
it didn't feel like...

It didn't feel, like,
private, it felt like

you were trying to keep it a secret,
and then,

for me as a man it's just like,
it's like, damn,

I'm not no, like,
side... Side [bleep].

Well, of course I don't
want to hurt your feelings,

and that's not...
I didn't think of it

from how you would feel.

I didn't mind what Scott said.

It was more the
aftermath of it all.

And it's not just
with you. My soul,

it's, like, at a breaking point
from how much I could handle,

in regards to the public
thinking they're allowed

to talk about my weight,
my face,

my personal life.

Just, like, actually,
I don't want to hear this anymore.

I've always been incredibly
vulnerable and so open with

the show, with my life.

I've never thought
twice about it.

But I just don't think I
have it in me anymore.

And it's not
healthy for my spirit.

But I am trying, I also...

My intention is not to
hurt anyone's feelings,

especially yours,
and I am really sorry about that.

And I will try to be more aware,

but I also have to
make sure that I protect,

- you know, my mental health.
- Yeah.

I just have to get
back to that place

that I've been my entire life.

I'm really trying to
work on letting things go,

and know that not
everyone knows everything

that happens
behind closed doors.

And I've lost that... I
guess it's confidence

that I once had in myself.

And I just hope I get it back.

Obviously it's easier said than done,
it's a process.

But, you know,
we just gotta try together,

'cause obviously I'm not
gonna expect you to do this

on your own because,
you know, I put you here,

so I'm with you through this.

I'm gonna be here by your side with it,
but we got this.

- Well, I'm glad we had this talk.
- Yeah.

- I feel it was good to have.
- I'm sorry. Scott and Kim,

- they're all Team Tristan.
- They're... It's my family.

It's family. You just
gotta come join us.

Just come join us. Come join us.

We all right here. We
all on this yacht right here.

- I'll be there one day.
- We on this big yacht.

- One day.
- You gotta come join us.

You know, like, who care?

People are gonna
hate you regardless.

But, you know,
I'm working on trying to get

the old Khloe back,
okay? So leave her alone,

'cause you're screwing
with my [bleep]. Okay?

- We got this. - Okay.

Hear, hear.

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Kourtney and Scott,
they're both single right now.

KENDALL: Do I think
they're hooking up?

I just want them to try.

KIM: We need to
Parent Trap it up.

KENDALL: Why don't we
say we're going to dinner,

- and none of us show up?
- KIM: And then all of us flake.

- They need this little push.
- Kourtney, Scott.

What the hell is happening?

- Let me serve. I don't know if you know what you're doing.
- Shut up.

Kylie and I are competitive.
The Jenners. We have it in us.

We need to do an
obstacle course challenge.

KHLOE: We are gonna have
this crazy obstacle course

set up to see who wins.

- Kardashians versus the Jenners.
- [cries out]