20x06 - Summer of Love

[bunniefuu]

Scott, what kind of exercise
do you do

on a weekly basis? Just walking?

Uh, nothing.

Oh, my God. If you did,
like, six weeks,

we were on the same program... we have,
like, similar body types...

You would be jacked.

No interest?

Why would I want to do
hard labor? Years ago,

- kings and [bleep]... they didn't do that.
- Yeah.

KOURTNEY: Um,
what do you think about us

getting a lifeguard,
here at the house?

-For what? -The ocean is...

could be dangerous for the kids.

- The ocean can be dangerous.
- KIM: When I have

- kids' parties, I get a lifeguard.
- PHIL: Simon used

- to be a-a lifeguard.
- You can't just be a lifeguard.

-SIMON: It's true. -You did?

- That's true. Yes.
- KOURTNEY: No way.

- SCOTT: Look at Simon.
- Yeah. When I was, like,

-yeah, 16 years old. -Stop!

SCOTT: Well,
Simon knows what to look for.

-I know a good... -SCOTT: Body?

- KIM: Has to have really good swimming skills.
- Body. Yes.

SCOTT: He needs to be able to surf,
give surf lessons,

- good with kids.
- SIMON: Good with kids. Yes. -Kid-friendly.

What kind of age group?



Not 32. At 32, if you're a lifeguard,
there's a problem.

- JONATHAN: I think, like, 22 to 28.
- 22 to 28.

- Perfect.
- We should ask Addis if she has any of her friends.

[Simon laughs]

SCOTT: All right,
so the question is,

do we want our lifeguard
to be able to TikTok?

- SIMON: Yes. Definitely.
- Definitely. -Okay.

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

-Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Good. I'm Trevor.

- Gonna be your lifeguard today.
- Hi. Kourtney.

- You mind if I wear shoes?
- Sure.

- Okay. Cool.
- KOURTNEY: Because this is

the whole family's
house for the summer,

and we have so many kids,

we thought it was a really
good idea to hire a lifeguard.

Guys, this is Trevor.

Hi.

- He's gonna be the lifeguard.
- Hello, everybody.

Because Trevor would
be around our kids

and we don't just want anybody around,
I want to

have him here for a
couple days without the kids

to really make sure that
we feel comfortable with him

and that he is a good fit
to be around the family.

- Khloe, Kim.
- I'm not shaking 'cause of COVID.

- Totally fine. We'll do air fists right here.
- My mom.

- Trevor. -KOURTNEY: Scott.
- Hi. How are you?

You look literally identical
to someone I know.

Oh,
yeah? I hope he's a cool guy. Who's that?

Well, that was her ex-boyfriend

so she would know more than me,
but...

KOURTNEY: Um,
okay, so we have a little

- setup over here.
- Okay. Okay, cool.

- KOURTNEY: Thank you.
- TREVOR: I'll just get set up.

- KRIS: He's super cute.
- KHLOE: I agree with Kim.

- Really?
- They could be brothers.

-KOURTNEY: Yeah. -Oh. Okay.

KRIS: Feel like he's
got really good energy.

KHLOE: Oh,
my God. His abs. Oh, my God.

SCOTT: Yeah,
he's got a washboard on him.

Look. He's rubbing
lotion all over his body.

KHLOE: Mom loves
that he's giving her,

like, a soft-p*rn moment.

You're literally
foaming at the mouth.

- SCOTT: Yeah, you really are.
- It's like you have rabies.

Calm down.

Kourtney hired

this very hot lifeguard,
and it's like,

"What are you trying to do here,
girl? You want some eye candy?"

Okay. I see what
Kourtney has going on.

It's really funny.

Why is he rubbing
himself down like this?

It's not Baywatch.

I'm the first guy

that's neurotic about
safety and all that,

but is this guy
really a lifeguard?

I mean... when's
he saving lives?

He's in, like, the gym all day.

O.M.G.

Oh, my gosh, what's that?

What is this that you're eating?

- Apple fritters.
- I just want one bite.

KRIS: Why don't you go
give some to your lifeguard?

A little piece of your pie?

He looks hungry.

One, two, three. Go.

Hi. Say "hi," Kourtney.

- KHLOE: There's a bee!
- [Kourtney shrieks]

-Oh, my God. -[yelling]

KIM: It's not on you.

Where is it? I literally
can't stand bees.

I was stung last summer,
and I'm, like, traumatized.

Well,
don't hit it. You're gonna anger it.

KRIS: Hey, guys.

KHLOE: So,
it's crazy. Everyone keeps,

- like, tweeting me.
- KIM: About what?

The number one thing I get
asked is literally, "How's Shorty?

Have you guys heard from him?"

- KIM: Really?
- "Is he alive?" I get asked

- all the time. All the time.
- KRIS: Shorty.

Shorty is a homeless man

that I helped out season
one of Keeping Up.

-What's your name? -Shorty.

Shorty, I'm Khloe.

Glad to meet you.

When was the last
time you had a haircut?

- I don't know.
- KHLOE: He's been somebody

that really made a significant,
like, imprint on my heart.

So, I, like, will, like,

sometimes tweet back or whatever,
um,

and I'm like,
"Ugh. I would love to see him."

'Cause we've looked
for him a couple times.

Um,
he used to be on Hollywood and Highland,

and we would look for him,
and no one has been able

to really find him,
but a couple people have found him.

Um, like, his whereabouts. They just,
like, send photos

or I'm tagged in
some random photos.

Recently,
to receive sightings of him,

and I'm kind of
knowing his location...

At least the vicinity... it warms my heart,
and I feel good.

But with COVID and everything,
I really feel inclined, like,

I have to reach out to
him and just make sure

he really is okay. I don't
want to see a photo.

I want to talk to him myself.

It's always nice to know that

he's still alive,
and he seems like he's doing well.

And they say he
works at a "laundrymat."

So I feel like
that's a good start.

Well,
why don't we just go down there

to that general area
and look around?

We can.

Do you know it's
really a "Laund-ro-mat"?

- Laundro? -Not a laundrymat.
- KRIS: Really?

Well, I think it's just a little
catchy phrase for "laundrymat."

- [laughing]: Is it really?
- Yeah.

- No, I think it's "laundrymat."
- I need to look it up. -Yes.

I think it's "laundrymat,"
but, like, if...

- Back in the '50s...
- Guys, this is gonna... My life

might be changing. Hold on.

It's "Laundromat."

No,
I don't like this. I'm not saying that.

-Sorry. -Laundrymat.

We're gonna start a new fad.

[Kourtney laughs]

♪ ♪

ROBERT: Is that your dance?

-Hi. -KHLOE: This bra

makes my boobs...

I don't have big boobs...
Makes my boobs look incredible.

- ADDISON: Yeah. No, they do.
- KIM: Did they send you more?

I've, like,
asked a million people.

- Yeah. They did that day.
- ADDISON: Wait.

What style is that? If it
makes your boobs look good,

- I need that. I have no boobs.
- KHLOE: What's this called?

- It's the Butter collection bra.
- But just feel it.

It's, like, the most amazing,
most comfortable thing.

- Oh, yeah.
- 'Cause I was like, "It feels like butter.

Let's just call it the
Butter collection."

And it comes in
brown and black and...

So I'll see if they
can relaunch it.

-It's amazing. -Yeah.

- Relaunch this?
- In... Yeah, with more colors.

I'll say,
"We need the Butter collection."

- Uh, the SKIMS shoe...
- KHLOE: You should do, like, pastels

or just sleep... I
could sleep in this.

Addison was in our one-year
anniversary campaign.

- Shut up.
- Yeah, in my photo... I was gonna say...

- They had ballet slippers in the photo.
- Really?

- That they-they chose, yeah.
- Oh, cute.

KHLOE: Were you in underwear,
or the, like, the leggings?

- The bodysuits.
- The bodysuits. -KHLOE: Cute.

And then, I did TikToks.

I'm doing a SKIMS one-year
anniversary campaign.

And we had Addison Rae
do some dances in her SKIMS.

She's, like,
the queen of TikTok.

So to see her with her,
like, infectious smile

and dancing, like,
I wish I could do that.

It's so funny, 'cause, like,
no one understands it.

They're like, "Do,
like, the thing."

-Oh, like, her team? -Yeah.

Oh, yeah, they,
like, do not get it.

- [laughs] -How
cute would it be...

-hear me out... -[Khloe laughs]

Let's hear it.

If I sh*t a SKIMS
campaign in TikTok,

but where it's me in
different outfits just doing

-dances? -Yeah. No, you should

- definitely do that.
- You know, like-like, what...

- I would pay money.
- [Kim and Addison laugh]

I'm always looking for
new and innovative ways

to sh**t SKIMS campaigns.

And I have no real, like,
emotional connection to TikTok.

I'm not gonna do it full-time,
but I just always want

to make sure that I am
evolving with the times.

But we know I'm not a dancer.

I don't like people, like,
looking at me dancing.

I don't dance in private. Like,
I don't... Nothing.

So,
this is gonna be a challenge.

But Addison is definitely the
best person to teach me this.

I will... I just got to
see you do the dances.

Like,
but I'd have to be full-on,

like, morph into Addison and do the videos,
like, by myself.

-I can train you. -Will you?

Behind the camera. Yeah.

I think it would be so cute.

There is this dance move called,
like...

Mason loves it. You've
probably seen him do it.

- The Dolphin?
- Yeah. Can you do that?

-Oh, my God. -I think that is

the lamest dance on
the... Anything but that.

- Dolphin's like...
[laughs] -Yeah.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

KOURTNEY: DO you know
the deadliest animal in the world?

KHLOE: What?

-It's a hippo. -Oh. Damn.

"k*lling an estimated


Oh, my God.

-In Africa... alone. -Wow.

Imagine what they
must be in the U.S.

-Just kidding. -Oh, my God.

It's, like, well,
they're only at the zoos here.

I am ready, geared up.

Photos printed.
Let's look for Shorty.

We are going to Flip...
Flip's Coins Laundrymat.

I know you say "Laundro,"
but I'm still saying "laundry."

Laundrymat.

This laundrymat is where

people keep telling
me he's working at.

Like,
people are sending in photos

and saying they see him here.

I hope Shorty remembers me.

-[horn honks] -Oh, my God.

That's the laundrymat,
but it looks closed.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Are you here often?

Do you know...? Have
you seen this man?

His name's Shorty.

No. Get the [bleep] out of here.

-Oh. -Oh, my God.

Well, have a nice day.

Bye. Oh.

I mean,
that's really the only...

point that I knew where
to look for Shorty at,

so,
I'm just gonna have to keep looking around,

passing out flyers,
and hopefully,

he's still in this area
and I can find him.

What a buzzkill.

Trevor,
do you have any sunscreen over there?

We need to keep
ourselves protected.

- Here we go. Is that enough shade for everybody?
- Yes.

-Perfect. -All good?

This is more like a
gigolo than a lifeguard.

What's going on over here?

What are you doing?

Oh, God, it's a real,
like, ho-y dance.

This is gonna be a challenge.

Aah!

You know I, like,
do not know how to dance.

KHLOE: Okay,
so the center is where, apparently...

-Excuse me? -WOMAN: Yeah.

Hi. I am looking for this
man. His name is Shorty.

Do you guys recognize him?

Oh,
no way. Have you seen him recently?

Oh, that's... Okay. Okay,
well, thank you.

That's so helpful. Thank you.

- At least he's around.
- We're getting somewhere.

I definitely feel like we're
making some headway.

I mean, for these girls to
recognize him in this area.

We're warm.

Let's ask this guy.

Hi. Excuse me?

Hi. Have you seen
this gentleman?

His name is Shorty.

Okay.

Can I give you a phone number,

and I could write
it down on there

and you could let me know?

Okay. Do you have a pen?

So, if you do find him,

if you guys can call that number,
that would be awesome.

Okay?

I'm really bummed that
we didn't find Shorty today,

but I'm hopeful we made
a little bit of progress.

So now we just wait
to see if he calls us.

My God, I hope they call.

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God,

it says an ostrich
can k*ll a lion.

Each ostrich has a long
nail which can k*ll a lion

- with a very strong kick.
- Ew. Damn.

♪ ♪

ADDISON: Oh, this is so cute.

KHLOE: So cute. It's perfect.

We should stretch
a little before.

- [Khloe laughs] -Stretch?
- Mm-hmm.

- KIM: Okay.
- We're gonna do a, um,

a split, so...

- I've never done a split.
- Really?

-KIM: Uh-uh. -Oh.

Should-should that
be a 40-year-old goal?

Yes.

So,
I'm freaking out a little bit,

because today Addison
is going to teach me

a TikTok dance.

Try to push down
as far as you can.

Okay, yeah! What?

KHLOE: You better work,
Kimberly!

I can't get down like you.

-I have a cramp. -[laughs]

KIM: Listen, I'm no dancer,

I'm not claiming to be,
but if anyone's

gonna make me look good,
it's Addison.

So I'm gonna take the time

and practice this
and see what I can do.

So, you're gonna start
off with a right leg kick,

you know, just kick up.

You don't have to go that high,
but, like...

-Like that. -Yeah. Yeah.

- Which arm?
- So, left arm. -Yeah!

[laughing]: And
you turn to the side,

- on your hands and knees, and...
- Oh, God.

KIM: It's, like, super ho-y.

- I want to be more cutie.
- KHLOE: You can be a ho,

- but she can't be a ho.
- You know what I mean?

No, no, no, like, you can do it,
because you're not married.

- Yeah.
- Okay, okay, then we'll do this,

the other part of
the dance. Okay.

- So, go to the side.
- [clicks tongue]

See,
that's where I don't have the rhythm,

- to be, like...
- You just did it, bitch!

No, that was good. Like,
move your hips.

Yes. And then go,
you put your finger,

and then you, like, snake down.

- Oh, this is...
- You better work, snake!

- I can't do a snake.
- [laughs]: Snake.

[bleep] snake.

Around, and then you...

- Another one of those?
- And then again,

- rotate your hip.
- I can't do this.

Oh, my God, I have eyes... like,
I see I'm not the best at it.

Aah!

♪ ♪

But I am gonna...

you know, soak this all in,
take it calm

and see if I have it
in me to really do this.

- It is really intimidating.
- It gets easier.

KIM: I'll try to do it at home.

I'm gonna, like, I want to,
like, play with it

and see if I can
really do it by myself.

KHLOE: I think you did a great job,
you really did,

- for your first time dancing?
- I think that's all I got.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Trevor.
- TREVOR: Hey. What's up, guys?

- Hi.
- How long have you been a lifeguard for?

I've been a lifeguard since I
got out of high school, really.

KOURTNEY: No way.

Did you have to... have you
ever had to rescue anyone?

A few times, yeah.

Has anyone d*ed on your watch?

No one has ever
d*ed on my watch.

I can say that honestly.

Trevor, do you feel like
helping us lift this umbrella?

TREVOR: Absolutely.

I'm here to save lives
and put up umbrellas.

- What is going on there?
- I don't know.

Put those muscles to work.

- Do you work out?
- I go into the gym every now and again, yeah.

SCOTT: Of course he works
out. He works out every day.

Wow. Have you always been,
like, muscular?

Yeah. I'd say since
after high school.

Trevor,
do you have any sunscreen over there?

That is so amazing.
Can we have some?

-[exhales] -What?

I don't think they hired
this guy to watch the kids.

This is more like a
gigolo than a lifeguard.

KHLOE: Ask him
to spray your back.

KOURTNEY: We need to
keep ourselves protected.

- Not just by you, Trevor.
- [laughs]

Supposed to pick, like,
a number from one to ten,

and I think I got it in there.

-Perfect. -All good?

-Thank you. -Teamwork.

SCOTT: Very interesting.

♪ ♪

Trevor, we have kids,

- which is why...
- Congratulations.

...we thought this would be more,
like, helpful.

So they're gonna
be here next time.

Okay. Cool.

Oh,
now she tells him she has kids.

- He probably wonders why he's here.
- She wants to see

- if he's okay with her having kids, maybe.
- With three adults?

I don't think that little...

thing inside of me
will ever go away...

with Kourt, and...

it's a very, very,
very tough pill to swallow.

What's going on over here?

What are you doing?

I'm surprised you're
not all oiled up.

I'm sunscreen'd up.

[chanting]: Marriage!
Marriage! Marriage!

Kourtney knows that
eventually we'll get married

- and live a good life.
- Or when you wanna...

What else do I have to do?

Oh,
you're giving him an ultimatum right now?

I would love to
know what I can do.

- KHLOE: What the hell is it?
- KOURTNEY: I'm feeling

really, like,
ambushed right now.

I just don't really think it's fair to,
like,

talk about it in front of
the whole family as if it's..

Everyone's business.

♪ ♪

What's in that cup?

Okay, so,
I get in trouble for using plastic bottles.

I get in trouble... like,
what do people want out of me?

- No, is some alcohol or something in that cup?
- No!

- Alcohol? Oh, my God.
- That's what I'm wondering.

'Cause you, like,
carry that everywhere.

I'm just trying to be
more eco-friendly.

-Oh. Nice. -Holy crap.

What's happening with Shorty?

So,
production's with him right now,

and he's gonna do his third
COVID test before tomorrow.

- That's amazing.
- So he's quarantining.

KHLOE: Okay, you guys,

I got the most amazing
phone call ever.

So,
when I was passing out flyers,

I found someone who
had direct contact to Shorty,

and finally he called me
and gave me Shorty's number.

And so we're about
to FaceTime him,

and I am super excited.

I'm a little nervous,

but I don't know why
I have some anxiety.

Like, is he gonna remember
me fully? Does he... I don't know.

- I don't know why...
- I know. That's what I want to know also.

Will he remember us? Does he remember,
like...

-Like, who's who. -Yeah.

I don't know,
this might be such a significant part

[laughs]: of my life,
but I don't know if I'm the same in his.

[phone rings]

-Hi, Shorty! -Hi, Shorty!

-Hi. -How-how are you?

- Oh, my gosh, I...
- Shorty, do you remember me?

It's been a long time, Shorty.

We really miss you.

-Yeah. -It has.

It's been almost 15 years.

We're so excited to
see you and talk to you.

And you look...
you actually look

- the exact same.
- You look the same.

I think you look younger.

- Shorty is the exact same.
- The exact same.

-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God.

You look like a new person.

- You shaved more of your face.
- Oh, my gosh, you did.

High five.

He is exactly how we left
him almost 15 years ago,

which is crazy.

You're gonna come
over tomorrow for lunch.

-Right? -Yeah.

I want to know,
do you have a request,

like something you want to eat,
dessert, lunch?

What's your... What's your
specialty? What do you love?

You bring me whatever.
I'll eat whatever.

KHLOE: Okay.

So meat and
potatoes kind of boy.

-Yeah. -Okay. You got it.

I'm just really happy that he's healthy,
COVID-free.

Because I was really concerned
when I couldn't find him.

But he seems to be in a
really good headspace.

So we're just excited
to see him face-to-face

and want him to
be so comfortable.

KHLOE: You are one easy guest.

Why not? In the hotel?

I think it's the
coffee that done it.

I think that is a major
reason why you can't sleep.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I'm sorry.

'Cause I don't want...
I want you to sleep.

I want this to be an
enjoyable time for you.

Well,
I'm going to see you tomorrow.

[laughs] That's what you do to me,
you make me speechless.

-Little cutie. -[both laugh]

Well, we love you, Shorty,

and we can't wait
to see you tomorrow.

♪ ♪

I've arrived.

Whoa, whoa! Uh-oh.

I can't stop it!

It's so weird, you used to have
to hold the key the whole time.

This is my shirt right here.

KIM: So,
I saw Kourt talking to the lifeguard.

Is it difficult dealing with it?

It's like... I have different
expectations for, like,

our life,
the way we treat each other.

But it's kind of,
like, one-sided.

She's always said,
"I want a man that takes charge,

"that has money,
who's successful,

"who can take care of me

and not make me lift a finger."

- I play the role of a husband.
- Totally.

I treat her like my wife.

She talks to me
like I'm her husband.

I do my best to
take care of her,

- you know what I mean?
- Yeah. Yeah.

But then I realize, in return,

I don't really get
much of anything.

And it sucks sometimes
'cause I'm like...

Do you think she's
stringing you along?

I don't know.

I think the thing that keeps
Kourtney and I connected

is that deep down
we do love each other.

To see her kind of be
flirty or trying to be cute

for another guy that's not me

Will always strike some kind
of jealousy bone in my body.

In a perfect world,
Kourtney and I end up

just being together
and raising our family.

But, as you know,
complications happen.

If you started low-key
not being available,

not answering,
she'd flip her [bleep]

and be like,
"What do you think he's doing?"

If you, like,
actually hold strong,

she'll be like, "Damn,
like, what did I lose?"

I feel really sad that
Scott has these feelings,

just because I feel helpless,
like...

Yeah, that's the feeling,
like, helpless.

It's all these years later,
he feels, you know,

so strongly about Kourtney,
and I wish that we can,

- you know...
- Do something about it.

KIM: But honestly,
our parent trap was a bust.

So I think we're still
trying to feel them out.

They're both really elusive,

so Scott has to grow
some balls and stop just

talking to us
about these things,

and let's just talk
to Kourt about it.

Let's see how she
feels. You never know

unless you bring it up.

SCOTT: We keep having
these conversations like,

"Oh, yeah, sure,
we'll end up together one day.

But no, let's not do it now."

And I'm like, "Okay,
so what are we doing?" Like...

Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi, gorgeous.

How are you?

Why SKIMS works so well

is because everything
is super true to who I am.

And I thought, "Oh,
my God. Like, me, Paris...

Like, that is everything."

I can't believe this is what

- we used to have to text on.
- I know.

KHLOE: Shorty! Hi.

This is the day that we're gonna
be reconnected with Shorty.

We couldn't find you.

What has his life been like
since we haven't seen him?

What's going on?

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Shorty! Hi.

Nice to see you.

[laughs]

This is the day that we're gonna
be reconnected with Shorty,

and I am super excited.

KIM: Like,
what has his life been like

since we haven't seen
him? What's going on?

Like,
I just want to know these things.

We're just very curious.

Come here. Come sit down.

These are your discs

of, uh,
the episode you were on that you wanted.

Yeah.

We couldn't find you.

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KIM: Yeah.

-KHLOE: That's good. -KIM: Oh.

You're apartment hopping.

KOURTNEY: Shorty.

KHLOE: Well, good for you.

You should.

For real. Oh. Tristan,
do you want to meet Shorty?

KOURTNEY: This
is Khloe's boyfriend.

[Shorty laughs]

[laughs]

-Tristan. -What's up?

- KOURTNEY: You have some competition.
- I won't even

- get into the dynamics...
- What's up, Shorty?

- SHORTY: Oh, no.
- ...of me and Tristan, Shorty.

[all laugh]

Where am I supposed to be at?

- Oh. I know, I snuck in right through the back.
- [all laugh]

KHLOE: He wants alone
time with the women,

- I think he was trying to say.
- Oh, no. Yeah, you right.

You right. Yeah,
yeah. You got it. You got it.

[Khloe laughs]

[all laugh]

KHLOE: Okay, so, what's new
with you since we've seen you last?

- Like, what's going on?
- KIM: It's been 13 years.

- At the Laundromat?
- At the Laundromat.

Has it closed because of COVID?

Forever?

- Yeah.
- So, where you gonna work now?

You don't know?

No.

Do you have any kids?

KHLOE: Yeah.

You know I have a daughter now?

- KIM: I have four kids now.
- KHLOE: Four kids.

When I met you, I had zero.

- She has three.
- I have three kids.

When I met you, I had none.

Aw.

[FaceTime rings]

Do you remember my mom?

-Mom, this is Shorty. -Shorty!

How are you?

Oh, my gosh, you look amazing.

I'm so happy to see your face.

This is Kylie. Remember Kylie?

- She was a little girl.
- Hey, Shorty.

Little? That's no little girl.

KHLOE: No,
she was a little girl.

-[Kris laughs] -I grew up.

He's, um,
saving up to get an apartment.

KRIS: That's amazing.

Yeah.

It's so different from
where we left off before.

In season one,
he really was adamant

that he did not want
to get off the street.

So, now he wants to create

a better,
healthier environment for himself,

and we're all for that.

KRIS: I'm so glad you called.

KHLOE: Well,
we just wanted to say hi.

KRIS: Love you. Bye, Shorty.

- See you soon, hopefully.
- SHORTY: Bye.

-Yeah. -KHLOE: Bye.

Yeah.

Be independent.

Right. I have faith in you,
Shorty.

That's right.

We know that Shorty
is trying to better himself

and get this
apartment for himself,

and we want to help
as much as we can.

And also,
we want to make it a surprise.

KIM: It's important for him
to get this specific apartment

that's rent-controlled,
and we'll...

We're definitely gonna
do what we can to help him.

Shorty,
it was so nice seeing you.

I love seeing you.

We have to see
each other again soon.

- Take care of yourself.
- SHORTY: Yeah, I will.

I'm so glad that
you're doing well.

I am. I'll be okay.

KIM: And I hope that we can all,
you know...

- Let's not wait another 13 years.
- Thank you.

-Yep. [chuckles] -[laughs]

Yeah, love the uniform.

[laughs]: She wants you to stop.

KHLOE: Oh, my gosh, Mom!

-Wow! -Oh, my goodness.

- You are classy.
- [chuckles]: That's right.

-Red and white. -Yeah.

KOURTNEY: We're in 2020,

-season 20. -KRIS: 20.

That's right. Crazy.

- KOURTNEY: That's right, guys.
- COREY: That's huge. That's huge.

KIM: Kourtney and Scott.

So,
when are you guys gonna get back together?

We're obviously very intertwined

in each other's
relationships and lives,

and so we know
how Scott's feeling,

and we just want to lay
everything out on the table.

KIM: We failed before. But
maybe another little push.

- Yeah.
- KHLOE: Shove them together.

KIM: Just one more time,
you know?

Wherever Kourt stands,
I stand with her.

-Obviously. -That's nice.

- [chuckles]: "That's nice."
- Forever.

- Oh. -SCOTT: That's right.
- KIM: Can we just have,

- like,
a Kourtney/ -Scott wedding?

That would be epic.

-KHLOE: Oh, my God! -Just do it!

-Or propose! -Scott.

- SCOTT: Yes.
- KRIS: If you could just bring it within yourself

to go over there and get on one knee,
propose,

we'll have the wedding.

It'll be amazing.

Make my daughter respectable.

SCOTT: The whole family
is making all these little jokes,

but the truth is

this is the first time
in a really long time

we've both been single.

And I've started thinking

about my relationship
with Kourtney

and taking it to the next level,

so I think it's time that
I need to be vulnerable,

and I need to tell my case.

Well,
I love you. And I'm ready to marry you

- right here, right now.
- COREY: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

He's saying some real words.

SCOTT: Kourtney
knows that eventually,

we'll get married
and live a good life.

- We could at least go out with a bang.
- Or when you want to...

What else do I have to do?

Oh,
you're giving him an ultimatum right now?

- Let's hear it.
- I would love to know what I can do.

KHLOE: What the hell is it?

♪ ♪

Kourtney knows that eventually,

we'll get married
and live a good life.

- We could at least go out with a bang.
- Or when you want to...

What else do I have to do?

Oh,
you're giving him an ultimatum right now?

- Let's hear it.
- I would love to know what I can do.

- KHLOE: What the hell is it?
- I don't know.

This is a separate conversation.

I'm feeling really, like,
ambushed right now.

Like,
I don't know. I'm usually more prepared

to talk to the family,

and so I don't even
know how to react.

Scott and I have had
these talks before,

so I just think that him
and I have our own...

like, private understanding

of, like,
what would even need to happen

for that to even
be a consideration.

And I just don't
really think it's fair

to, like,
talk about it in front of the whole family

as if it's everyone's business.

- KRIS: Well, that's a lot to think about.
- I'm drained.

SCOTT: Thought you
just wanted me to be

a responsible businessman

that was there for
you and the kids

and a great person
and a great father.

- KIM: This is super awkward to be, like...
- [Khloe laughs]

- Yeah.
- It seems like he did all those things that he listed.

COREY: It seems like
she's really considering it.

- I know. [laughs]
- The look's in your eye.

- Twinkle is in the eye.
- [chanting]: Marriage! Marriage!

- Marriage! Marriage!
- By the way,

being a good person for
her only makes my life happy.

- TRISTAN: I'll say this.
- [Kourtney chuckles]

This man's been putting
in the work. He love you.

He'll jump off
the cliff for you.

- You know, come on now.
- Are you just saying that

- so he can say that back for you?
- [laughs]

No, no. No, no, no, no,
no. Trust me. Trust me.

- He's been putting in work.
- He's like, "You do it,

- I do it."
- TRISTAN: He's-he's put in more work than me.

[chuckles] Tristan's like,
"I'll propose,

and he'll propose
at the same time."

KRIS: We could have
a double wedding.

Is there anybody that thinks
we shouldn't get married?

KRIS: Scott, she loves you.

TRISTAN: I think y'all
should be together.

Enough of the goof
troops. Stop playing around.

- KHLOE: No, I think you...
- KOURTNEY: Should we do it?

KHLOE: If you're both happy,
I think you should.

There's no objections.

TRISTAN: He's your life partner.

I don't know what
all the limbo is for.

There was a time

when the whole family
would tell Kourtney,

"The last person you
want to be with is Scott."

Now the whole family
wants us back together.

It is, like,
the most flattering,

most beautiful thing I
could hear in the world,

and it's definitely tough

that Kourtney says
almost nothing.

KHLOE: You guys are stressing her out,
by the way.

-See her face. -[Kris laughs]

You know when something
gives you anxiety?

He gives you anxiety?

KHLOE: Do you feel
anxiety because of marriage?

- 'Cause marriage is too serious for you?
- I don't know.

TRISTAN: No, I'll say this.
D-Do you find him attractive?

He's handsome.
He's smart. He's funny.

He's the dad of my kids.

I think just the thought
gives me anxiety.

- TRISTAN: I feel like your guys' energy is good.
- KOURTNEY: Yeah, no.

- We have... we have good energy. Yeah.
- Yeah.

I think... I think you get more,
like, anxiety

- 'cause of whatever happened in the past.
- Yeah.

KIM: I don't know, you know?

I think Kourtney goes back
and forth on how she feels,

and I think she's the one

that needs to really
make some decisions.

Kourtney hasn't given us

a definitive,
concrete yes or no.

Who has been there for you

- and with you through the good and the bad?
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- Yeah.
- KHLOE: And are they still always loyal and supportive?

- Yeah.
- 'Cause there's... The honeymoon phase

in any relationship
is [bleep] fire.

- Mm-hmm.
- But does that [bleep] last? [chuckles] No.

KIM: Guys,
everyone thinks I have six toes.

KHLOE [laughs]: It
does sort of look like that.

KIM: And it's really wild.

One, two, three, four, five.

But it's this part of my foot.

It, like, smashes down right here,
and it, like...

In a picture... I
don't know why...

That looks like a sixth toe.

Very baffling.

Take a picture.

[squeals, laughs]

- No, she's supposed to go...
- A-bum, bum, bum.

[both laugh]

ADDISON: Like, when I come here,
I eat, like, six of the cookies.

- Same. I'm like, I can't. I can't even go in there.
- I know.

And then she, like,
spite-bakes more.

- [laughs] -And I'm like,
"No, no, no."

- I literally can't. Like, I can't.
- I know.

- KOURTNEY: Hi. Are you guys practicing?
- Oh, hi.

-KIM: No. -Why?

'Cause I just think
that I'm just not good.

Like,
I have to just be honest with it.

I'm just not good,
and that's okay.

I-It was a good one.
It was a good run.

- I'm sad.
- I'm sorry if I let you down.

Why SKIMS works so
well is because everything

is super true to who I am.

And I feel very confident
that I took my best s*ab at this,

but it's just not for me.

- Come here, hip, no.
- Come here, hip, no.

- Come here, el...
- Come here, elbow, around.

- [vocalizes] -Are
you sure we shouldn't

- do another dance that's easier?
- [laughs]

I know when I have to bow out,

and it's okay.

Like,
I can come up with a different campaign.

Um, do you want a lemon cookie?

No, I don't.

Me and Kim just
talked about the fact that

the cookies and
stuff aren't working.

♪ ♪

That's not Diet Coke.

-What is it? -Iced tea.

-Yeah. -[chuckles]

I don't care. Live your life.

I know that you're not
pleased with my soda habits.

I feel like it annoys me, like,

when you flirt
with this lifeguard.

I'm definitely not
flirting with the lifeguard.

All right, maybe it's just...

in my head, like,

seeing you around any guy...

bothers me.

Around another human
that I'm not flirting with?

Maybe it's just something...
I don't know... I feel like

you're, like, a little flirty,
or you're like, "Oh..."

I'm not. I promise.

Then it's my insecurity. Then I feel like,
that I just...

don't like seeing
you with another guy,

or a guy.

It hurt me when you
were with somebody else.

And, like, waking up to, like,
looking at pictures of you

and, like,
with this guy you were dating, and...

You know, it was just,
like, unhealthy and, like,

it just made me upset and sad,
you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And now I wake up, like,

with no real problems, like,
you know what I mean?

I'm, like, carefree in the sense,
like, I don't have that,

- Yeah.
- Which used to take up a lot of space

in my mind, like, all day.

Yeah.

But the big fear is

if you start dating again,

then it goes back to that,

and I have to feel, like,
a different way again.

-Yeah. -And it's just hard.

It sucks.

And, I guess, now that, like,
you're single and I'm single

and you haven't been
with somebody in a bit,

either we figure out

creating our own lives

together or separately.

It's definitely difficult
that Kourtney and I

basically spend 90%
of our lives together,

travel together,
do everything together,

see each other every day,
and, you know,

the only difference is
at the end of the night

we kind of part ways and go
and sleep in separate houses,

and this whole limbo state

isn't that cool anymore.

And I surely don't want us both
to wake up and be 50 years old

and doing the same thing.

KOURTNEY: Well,
that's a lot of pressure.

[laughs]: Can I get back to you?

[sighs]

♪ ♪

I'm okay with you, I guess,
doing whatever you want...

Mm-hmm.

...if you can just

make the final decision

of that you and I are never

going to try to
be a family again.

Then I could move on,

and I could deal with you
being with other people.

And I don't want to
give you an ultimatum,

and I don't want to push you

and I don't want to
make you anxious,

but you don't say no and
you leave this door open,

- Yeah.
- So I have expectations in my mind,

and they don't
seem to ever get met.

And I don't want to ever,
like, live in limbo

for the rest of
my life with you.

Yeah,
I don't want to live in limbo either.

Right,
and I feel like you're lonely,

and I don't want you to be.

-I'm not lonely. -Okay.

KOURTNEY: I know that this isn't,
you know,

what Scott wants to hear,
and I do appreciate

his vulnerability and, like,

really putting himself out there,
but, like,

he always kind of tries to
put a lot of pressure on me,

and I just don't
really think that's fair.

You're not lonely.

You're perfectly fine.

Everything's great.

You're perfect.

I mean, yeah,
I feel like I'm happy right now.

[sighs] Well, I'm not.

All right, so, in my mind,

- we're always gonna be a family.
- Right.

- We're always gonna...
- I just want a little bit more.

At the end of the night,
after we take care of our children,

to go to sleep in two different rooms,
two feet apart,

seems stupid to me.

If two people could
work things out.

It seems like we do
everything else together,

but, like, the intimacy part.

- Mm-hmm.
- That we leave for other people,

and then those other
people are just jealous

-of our relationship. -Mm-hmm.

And they feel like the
only thing they have

is the intimacy part. Not,
like, the friendship

and everything else.

And sharing children and a life.

I love you.

So it's difficult.

KOURTNEY: This is the first time

I've really been
single in a long time.

So, I don't know, honestly.

I think it's, like,
a lot to take in

and I really wasn't here to,
like, make any decisions

but Scott and I have
had a lot of conversations

over the years about this,

and... he knows, like,

what would need to happen
in order for this to even

be a possibility.

And certain things
haven't happened

that I've been very clear about.

Just, like,
my answer isn't gonna change

unless his actions change.

So I'm, like, hesitant to have
that conversation right now.

Look,
I just got out of a relationship.

Did you?

I feel like it's been,
like, six months.

Eight months.

It's been about
three and a half.

And I'm not, like,
some random guy.

Like, you didn't live together.

You didn't wake up
every day together.

He lived in another country.

Everyone has
different relationships.

Oh, a hundred percent.

I feel like, for so many years

and so long, I always thought
that we would end up together.

And now it's getting
to a point where...

I'm not really sure if that's
ever gonna happen again.

I guess you just have
different things then,

that you want to
do with your life.

It's not different things
I want to do with my life,

- it's just...
- Well, you don't have to

- make your mind up now.
- [laughs]

Just wait a couple more years.

- I'll get back to you.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

Smile, but just a little bit.

Turn a little more to me,
okay? Perfect.

-KIM: Hi! -PARIS: Hi, gorgeous.

How are you?

I texted you earlier.

I think I have the wrong number?

I have, like, five phones, so...

- Oh,
okay. [laughs] -Maybe one of those.

-Yes. -How are you?

Good.

KIM: The TikTok campaign
wasn't really authentic to me.

But then I thought, oh, my God,

like, me, Paris... like,
that is everything.

Is that for Complex?

It was either Complex or,
like, DUB Magazine.

-Yes. -Remember DUB?

- [Paris laughs] -KIM: It was,
like, the only

- cover I could get at the time.
- So 2000s.

So cute.

I remember,
I wanted to be on the cover of a magazine

so badly that there
was a dog magazine,

- and I hated dogs, you know?
- [laughs]

And I didn't even have a dog.

And they were like,
"Would you be on the cover?"

and I was like,
"Whose dog can I borrow?"

- Yes!
- I think I borrowed Nicole's.

That's so good.

One thing we majorly had
in common is we would,

on a daily basis,
wear velour tracksuits.

And in the early 2000s,

we would be out...
Paparazzi sh*ts.

- [cameras clicking]
- [crowd clamoring]

WOMAN: We love you, Paris!

[whooping]

I wanted to recreate that
and thought that would be

just so magical.

-Yes. -What's up, sexy?

-Can I get a phone? -Yes.

I can't believe this is what
we used to have to text on.

- I know. Isn't that weird?
- Yeah.

Okay, one, two...

- [camera clicking] -Love that,
Paris, yeah.

Yeah, love that.

Love.

Yeah.

Oh, love that, Kim.

Yeah.

Everything, great. Yeah,
this is good.

Okay.

PARIS: Hot.

This sh**t was so much fun.

I mean,
just hanging out with Paris

and spending the day together
sh**ting these amazing pictures

was just so much fun.

Everyone just should
stay true to who they are

and then magic will happen.

You can't really force anything.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-It's gonna be so cute. -Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hello!

-Hi, Khloe! -Hi, Shorty.

- KOURTNEY: Hey, Shorty!
- Hi, Shorty.

- We miss you already.
- SHORTY: Hi.

KIM: What are you doing?

-Yeah. -[laughter]

We miss you. Are you good?

KHLOE: Oh,
you got your little gift?

Well, good. When are you
gonna move into your place?

I hope so soon, too.

That's so exciting.
We're so proud of you.

-Yes. -You deserve

a place of your own.

You deserve it, Shorty.

We don't want this
to be the last of Shorty

and our relationship with him.

And we want to make
sure that he feels safe

and comfortable. You know,
everyone just wants a home.

KHLOE: I think,
you know, it's a necessity.

We want to help
as much as we can,

getting this apartment for him.

Well,
I'm so excited that you're going to move

into a place soon.

- We love you!
- We love you, Shorty!

We love you, Shorty!

Amen.

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I love it.

Yeah. [laughs]

KRIS: We all have
to be on the page,

'cause it's a huge decision.

It was just the hardest
conversation that we've

ever had to have.

I think of you guys
as my second family.

I feel just, like, exhausted.

We ended up Keeping
Up with the Kardashians

- KRIS: It's hard, it's just...
- KHLOE: Are you crying again?

KRIS: Not only did we
decide to end the show,

but we sold my mom's house, too.

It's just hard to
think about the end.

So many things are ending.

And I just keep asking myself,

did we make the right decision?