20x08 - Season of Change

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20x08 - Season of Change

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with the Kardashians...

True's getting older, and I just
feel like it's now time

- to have another kid.
- Yep.

I spoke to Dr. A,
and she said I would be,

like, a high-risk carrier
for a pregnancy.

I honestly had the best
experience with surrogacy.

I'm really grateful that there
are other options, and that

I have the potential
to grow my family

and have more love in my life.

KRIS: Kim and I have been
talking about this whole

situation with the network
and re-signing

for another multi-year deal
to do Keeping Up.

It's a huge, huge decision.

I think in order to figure
out what our next journey

will be like, we have to
close this chapter.

We just wanted to tell you
in person that

we won't be going forward
with filming the show anymore.

♪ ♪

KRIS: Don't you look beautiful.

What a doll. You're like
a living doll, oh, my.

KHLOE:
Look at you in neon.
Remember,

you went in my closet
two months ago and told me

- neon is over and to get rid
of everything neon?
- This is not neon.

- Okay.
- This is coral.

- It's orange.
- [chuckles]

Has anyone ever wondered
who Nori's Black Book is?

Oh, I wonder it all the time.

Like, she is so witty.

It's literally North talking.

Nori's Black Book is the
funniest Instagram account ever.

Nori talks from the voice
of North West.

- KHLOE: Her perspective.
- KIM: Her perspective of what
she thinks North is like.

-And when I tell you she is
-And what we think
North is like.

Spot on, that is exactly
who North is.

KHLOE:
I feel like this could be
our only chance

to get to the bottom of this,
because who knows

if she will still continue
Nori's Black Book

with the show ending?

"I asked Ms. Personality
what needs to be done for her

"to finally serve face?

"How can I make her
come alive for the camera

in a way that doesn't
involve food?"

- Who?
- Chicago's a foodie.

- Oh.
- Like, how do people...

Chicago also is stone cold
unless you know her.

It's as if she's there.

I am convinced that
it's someone in the family.

How many Instagram accounts
do you have?

- Me?
- Uh-huh.

- Just one.
- Why?

I could see Mom or Cici
being Nori's Black Book.

I could see Cici over Mom.

Mom is hysterical,
but Mom is not, like...

KOURTNEY: Witty.

KHLOE:
Like, Cici is known
for writing.

Cici is the best writer.

I think it could be Jen Atkin.

I haven't heard any rumors
of who it could be,

but people in our circle think

it's someone close
to the circle.

My guess is it's cousin Cici
or Jen Atkin.

KHLOE: Okay, so maybe
it's someone close,

and they just don't want us
to catch on yet.

Or it could be a super fan
of the show.

But now, with the show ending,

I think we have to get
to the bottom of this.

You know how we all released
that post

about the end of the show?

They wrote,
"To our amazing fans.

"We're grateful to all of you
who have watched us through

"the marriages, the divorces,
the co-parenting,

"Kris' failed talk show.

"We'll forever cherish
the memories

of the countless people..."

So it's not Mom.

It's awkward to read it
when she's right here.

My show wasn't a failed
talk show.

I was a filler for somebody else

who was taken off the air.

And I think I did a bang-up job
for a couple months.

- So, "failed talk show," my ass.
- [laughter]

♪ ♪

KHLOE: What are you wearing,
an aerobics outfit?

- Yeah.
- You look so cute.

Thank you.

KHLOE: So I started looking
for a surrogate.

This process now, it's like
interviewing all these people

and thinking, like, okay,
like, how do you know?

It's just, like,
you just got to go.

You got to find someone and go
with it, you got to commit.

I do.

A few months ago, Tristan
and I made embryos,

and during that time
I was also told that

I would not be smart if I
carried my second pregnancy...

I would be high risk...

And to explore
surrogacy options.

So Tristan and I have decided
that's what we're gonna do.

I have a surrogate agent
who is, you know,

sort of filtering through
who they think might be

the best fit for me
and my family.

It is a-a big commitment,

and you want to find
the right fit.

- But we got this. We got this.
- We got this.

It's a new chapter.

We'll get through this together.
We're a team.

Thank you. Oh.

It's weird because, like,
some of the portfolios

that I'm reading, like,
you're gonna think I'm nuts,

but I just don't like
some of their answers.

Like what?

- Like...
- What kind of music
do you listen to?

That's really one of them.
I don't like...

-Rock and roll?
-No. Like, one of them
is, like,

- EDM, or whatever.
- I don't even know
what that is.

It's, like, techno and,
like, electronic.

- So if you do that I'm thinking
you do dr*gs.
- Ecstasy.

I read those things
and I'm like,

"I don't want you
as my surrogate.

Like, I am just convinced
that, like, how you are

when you're pregnant
really plays a role.

Like, the energy that
you're passing on to a baby,

or like, if you're a
high-stress person or whatever,

I feel like it's gonna
make your baby, like, anxious

Like, True is, like,
so chill 'cause, like,

I really was, like,
so calm during my pregnancy.

I don't think any of that.

I do. I really do.

But I'm the one that's had two,

- and had two with the surrogate.
- I know.

So you should, like,
listen to me.

But I think I'll also
find someone

that I just like,
at the same time, faster.

Mine was quick.
I just picked and went with it.

Obviously, if everyone
around you on the whole team

is telling you that
these are amazing options,

you have to go with that.

I am so excited
for True to have a sibling.

I do want them
to be close in age.

Kim has been through
the surrogacy process twice.

She made it seem
so seamless, so easy.

So I'm hoping this experience
goes quickly for me, too,

and soon I can give True
a brother or sister.

But I am a big person, like,
I do have to meet you

in order to, like,
finally sign off.

I never met either one of them.
No, I met the first one.

The second one, I was like,
"You're good." [chuckles]

- Just on paper?
- Yeah.

- Shut up.
- I mean, I talked to her
on the phone.

-Kanye never met her
the whole time until delivery.
-[laughs]

The first time we had
the first surrogate over

for dinner with her kids.

The second one I was like,
"Sure."

-"You got a uterus?
Here, take my kid."
-Yeah.

[both chuckle]

♪ ♪

[crickets chirping]

[seagulls squawking]

KOURTNEY:
I did an interview,
and they were like,

"How do you feel about, like,
you know, Keeping Up?"

and the whole thing,
and I was like,

"We're not dead.
We're not retiring.

We're just... we're just going
off TV and taking a break."

I am so on and poppin'.
I am ready.

- I might take Malibu.
- [chuckling]

I mean, I can't really
remember...

'Cause I dated Kourtney
for, like, a year

before we started this show,
but you guys obviously

- grew up together
and whatnot, right?
- Obviously, yeah.

But how often did you guys
see each other

before we started the show?

I think it was, like,
she was with Malika

- and Khadijah every second.
- BJs.

I was with, like, Allison.

- You know, it was,
like, the same...
- We were just, like, teenagers.

I'm just curious with
now stopping, like,

if we're gonna float apart
a little.

I don't think so.

When the pandemic started,
and, you know, filming stopped,

I saw my life
starting to change,

and the structure
of my life change.

And at first it felt like,
oh, this is cute.

It's a vacation.

And then when I started
seeing it being a horrible time,

and my life being interrupted
and my schedule changing,

it took a lot on me.

And then, before you knew it,
I was in a rehab center

because I was thinking about
too many things in my past,

and I felt like I was gonna,
like, go out of control

without the same structure.

KIM:
I do think we'd have to
schedule dinners.

- Yeah. At least once a week.
- I think having a family dinner

- is gonna... Once a week?
- Once a week?

Maybe once every two weeks.

Okay.

So you can understand my fear
of now everything stopping

is scary to me.

I definitely don't like change,
and I definitely don't like

that that structure is gonna
be pulled away from me.

I mean, hopefully we all stay
seeing each other every week.

- When we're off, though...
- Like, who knows?

- like, we don't see
each other that much.
- It'll, just, birthdays...

-We'll see what happens.
-It's good to see you guys.
See you next year.

Hey, happy birthday, Scott. Yay!

[laughter]

Oh, my little darling.

I don't know about you,
but I am so drained.

People are, like,
devastated that we're leaving.

-Like, the overwhelming amount
of emails and text messages.
-I know,

I don't even have time
to respond to everyone.

-But everything I've seen
has been really positive,
-Yeah.

And people... you want people
to care that you're leaving

- rather than cheering.
- Yeah.

It's, like, exactly what
retired athletes must feel.

Yeah, probably.

Oh, so I talked to Cici
last night,

and she swears
she's not Nori's Black Book.

KIM: Okay...

KHLOE: Cici was like,
"It's so Jen Atkin."

- Yeah.
- It's something
she's so capable of.

- And it's so accurate.
- Mm-hmm.

It just has to be someone
in the circle.

- Totally.
- I'm gonna call Jen real quick.

Put her on the spot.

[line ringing]

Hey, girl.

- Hi.
- I'm filming with Kim,

and we need you to be
honest with us.

Are you Nori's Black Book?

We have a Zoom call
with a surrogate therapist.

THERAPIST: It's your baby,
but it's her body,

so she could terminate
the pregnancy

- with any unplanned outcome.
- Oh.

I'm second-guessing
a couple things.

It's just a little intense.

Are you Nori's Black Book?

[laughs]: Oh, my God!

I [bleep] wish
I was Nori's Black Book.

My captions aren't that good.

KHLOE: Me and Cici, we 100%
thought it was you last night.

Who?

- KIM: No.
- Oh, my God.

- Would you die if it was Steph?
- I would die.

I would die.
I'm calling her right now.

We're on the case.

[laughs]

- Hi.
- KHLOE: Jen, look at Steph.

- STEPHANIE: Oh, my God,
is this a four-way?
- Yeah.

KIM:
We have a serious question
to ask you.

Look Jen in the eyes
and answer appropriately.

- What?
- KIM: Are you

Nori's Black Book?

-Oh, my God. I wish I was
[bleep] Nori's Black Book.
-[laughter]

Why is that everyone's answer?

I think it's really someone
random, 'cause I don't think

any of your guys' friends
are that funny, no offense.

-No, no one is that funny.
I wish.
-Yeah.

- I would hang out with them
all the [bleep] time.
- I agree.

KIM: Let's call Tracy.

I feel like she could help us.

So we've ruled a few people out

of who it could be
for Nori's Black Book.

We've called Jen Atkin,
we've called Stephanie.

Cici. We've tried everyone
and they're all ruled out.

So I called Tracy, who works
with me, and she's like,

- queen top dog investigator.
- [both chuckle]

Any time we want to play
a prank or do something,

she always knows
what to do and say.

Khloe and I are on a mission

to find out
who Nori's Black Book is.

- Do you know?
- Is it, is it you?

-Is it me?
-KHLOE: Oh, my God.
-KIM [laughs]: Yeah...

[laughs]: No, I don't have time.

KIM:
How do we find out?
Like, should you say

we want to, like,
do an interview or something?

Why don't we try
to contact them and say

that we want to send them
some KKW products.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

We can send her
a KKW Beauty press box

so that we get her home address.

Then we can investigate.

If this works
we might finally get our answer.

TRACY:
At least we'll know
where this person lives.

- Okay.
- Oh, my God.

Perfect. Let us know.

- [chuckles]: I will. Bye.
- Okay, bye.

- ROBERT: Good.
- KOURTNEY: Watch it.

ROBERT: Here comes Khlo.

KHLOE: Oh, my God.

[Tristan laughs]

- What's good?
- Yo, what up?

- Here to pump up.
- You're like that, uh...

Pump... He's,
"I'm here to pump up."

...that tennis player.

- Nadal or whatever.
- SCOTT: Hey, baby.

- TRISTAN: Yeah, what up, bro?
- What's up, baby? I got protein

- in this bad boy.
- You are ready to pump.



But what are you doing?

Uh, probably doing legs
and chest today.

KHLOE:
No, I've just never known you

to be, like, this workout guy.

I didn't even know you owned
athletic clothes like that.

I ordered all this.

Oh, my God.

SCOTT:
For a lot of people,
change is great, but, you know,

my biggest fear is that
a lot of times in my life,

change has not
always been great.

I'm right here, baby. [shouts]

Right now, I'm kind of
just preparing

for when the show ends,

I'm trying to think
where I can run into people,

because the last thing
I want to happen is

I never see anybody ever again.

- KHLOE: Try to do ten.
- [groans]

Oh, my God.

SCOTT:
What's your guys' schedule like
coming here?

TRISTAN:
We work out 6:00 a.m.
every day, Monday to Friday.

- 6:00 a.m.?
- We got to get...

But we get here at 5:30
to stretch and warm up.

- What the hell time
do you get up?
- TRISTAN: About, like, 4:45.

- What time do you go to bed?
- 9:30.

Guess there's no lonely nights
if you're going to bed at 9:00.

- Yeah, go to bed early.
- Right.

-What are you awake for?
-TRISTAN: Yeah.
Not missing nothing.

I'm up just thinking about life.

KHLOE:
What is there to think about
at that time?

Everything bad that's ever
happened to me.

Guess what, the past is gone.

The present is just that.
It's a gift.

- No, you speak the truth.
- TRISTAN: Yeah.

Scott, you're gonna be
so sore tomorrow.

- You ain't lying.
- He's like, "Man, my shoulders."

And I was gonna go out
to dinner tonight, too.

I probably can't pick up
the fork now.

TRISTAN: Yeah. [laughs]

SCOTT:
That was a hell of a workout.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

TRISTAN: Road trip time.

Palm Springs, here we go.

Does your mom know we're coming
out or we're surprising her?

No, she knows.

I was about to be like,
"We're here!"

and she'd be like,
"What the hell?"

KHLOE:
My mom's house in Palm Springs

is sort of like
everyone's sanctuary.

I have a couple meetings to
have, so we're gonna have to mix

pleasure and a little surrogate
work at the same time.

But I'm there as moral support.

And, um, you know,
whatever she needs from me,

I'm-I'm two feet in.

Your sister's done it before,

so it's not, like,
foreign to us,

'cause we've been through it.

I thought I'd been through it
because of her,

- but it's so different
once you're going through it.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, 'cause you're way more
controlling

and way more, like, "And you
know this and you know that.

Da-da this, da-da that.
What are you doing?

- What are you eating?"
- You know what?

I like when I say "controlling"
about myself.

- When you say it,
I don't love it.
- Well, it's...

You can say
I'm way more particular.

- No, you're controlling
but in a nice way.
- No.

- I'm particular.
- You're very particular

- of what you want.
- Thank you.

- [whispers]: Controlling.
- That's so nice of you.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hello.

Hi.

- Look how skinny you look.
- Oh, my goodness.

- Hi, gorge.
- Hi. You look so cute.

- TRISTAN: Wilma, I'm home.
- KHLOE: Thank you.

-Who's Wilma?
-You look amazing.
-Hi. Thank you.

KRIS: Help yourself, guys.

- Thank you.
- I don't know if you've noticed,

but I have a little surprise
in the pool for you.

- KHLOE: What?
- The chairs.

Mom, I brought those here.

- [laughs]: Oh. You did?
- Yes.

- I thought Matt ordered them.
- KHLOE: I brought those here

- last time I came.
- [laughs]

- And I left them
for you to keep.
- KRIS: Oh.

I thought she really was
surprising me,

'cause that's what
she just told me.

- So I have a surprise for you.
- What is it?

- The chairs. Yes.
- Stop it! I'm so excited!

I was like, "If there's
an animal in there, what kind?"

[chuckles]

Okay.

Connected to audio.

- ADAM: Hi, there.
- Hi.

- TRISTAN: How's it going?
- ADAM: Good. How are you?

-We're good.
Thank you, we're good.
-Doing well, doing well.

KHLOE:
Before we can proceed
with hiring a surrogate,

Tristan and I
have to be evaluated.

So today we have a Zoom call
with a surrogate therapist.

He is going to ask
some questions just to see

if we completely understand
what's involved

when hiring a surrogate.

ADAM:
So who initiated
creating your family

with the help of a surrogate?

I think I definitely
initiated it.

I have been told that I will be
a high risk, um, to carry.

And so, I have been instructed
to go the surrogacy route.

And Tristan, luckily, was
on board and felt comfortable.

I think more so because he saw
my sister go through it.

Yeah. It made us feel
more comfortable.

Yeah, I think it helps
that you guys

have the experience
in your family.

What qualities are you looking
for in a surrogate?

I am a big believer that how you
are when you're carrying a baby,

that you can put that energy
to give it to a child.

Yeah. The more positive, happy,
I feel like that energy just,

for the baby,
it's just, it's just better.

ADAM:
These questions you might
find uncomfortable,

but they're important.

What are your beliefs
about fetal reduction

or termination of pregnancy
due to multiple pregnancies,

say, the embryo splitting,

if the surrogate was
carrying twins suddenly?

If we are blessed
to have multiples,

- we think that's in God's will,
so we're on board with that.
- Mm-hmm.

And what if your surrogate
wasn't on board with that?

Um, but don't they have to kind
of go with what our wishes are?

ADAM:
Well, it's your baby,
but it's her body,

so she could terminate
the pregnancy

with any unplanned outcome.

Oh.

We haven't... we never
thought about that one.

-Well, I really didn't
know that...
-Yeah, I mean,

it would be something
that we'd have to discuss.

KHLOE:
I'm definitely
getting freaked out,

I think, as the questions go by.

Just 'cause I, of course,
I know it's her body, my baby,

but I really did not put two
and two together that that means

she has the control

whether she would want to,
you know, terminate the twin.

Me not having control
over that outcome

makes me very nervous.

I mean, I know it's her body,
but I still didn't know it was

-really her choice, and that
might be really naive
-Her choice.

To say, but, I mean,
this is a big eye-opener.

I'm definitely second-guessing
a couple things.

It's just a little intense,
this whole Zoom call.

I just got off a Zoom with, um,
like, a surrogate therapist.

It's way more overwhelming

- than I thought
this process was.
- Yeah.

I'm starting to wonder
if surrogacy is really

gonna work for me and my family.

♪ ♪

SCOTT: Y'ello.

- Hi.
- What's happening?

Not much, just studying.

- Huh.
- What are you doing?

I wanted to hang out. Need, uh,
any help with flash cards?

Not really.

I happen to be near Kim's house,

so I figured I'd drop in,
see what she's up to.

I can get into studying.

KIM: You're insisting?

- Ask me something.
- Well, I feel like two heads
are always better than one.

- Okay.
- "Contracts."

- What's that one?
-"Terms required
for a contract"?

I do need to know this. Okay.

- So, um...
- Told you I c... should be here.

Maybe I should become a lawyer.

Show's done? Litigator.

So is this always how you study?
Just by yourself?

Yeah, or, like,
usually on a study Zoom.

- Oh, God.
- With a professor.

I feel like you need
more action.

Let's get up and get
the blood flowing.

Should we walk around
the house a little,

and I'll fire you off
some questions?

- See if... how you're doing
on your feet?
- Okay.

- These are really nice cards.
- I made them all myself.

That already alone is, like...

[chuckles] ...first-class stuff.

I'd pass you.

Okay.

Now, "battery."
What comes to mind?

Okay.

Intent to cause...

a harmful or offensive contact
to the plaintiff's person.

"Or something."

"False imprisonment."

Intent to confine one
to a bounded area.

Yes.

That's right.

[laughs softly]

KIM: I think that Scott wanting

to connect to each one of us
and kind of, like,

this out-of-character behavior
for him is because he thinks

that because we're gonna stop
Keeping Up,

that we are gonna stop
hanging out with him.

So threats of future force
are not valid.

No, they are not.

KIM:
Khloe told me he wanted
to work out the other day.

I think he's, like,
trying to make these connections

with everyone,

so that he feels like
as soon as we're done filming,

we still need him
and he's still gonna come over

and we're still
all gonna be together.

But I think I should talk
to Kourtney about it.

- "Trespass..."
- "To chattels."

What is... the hell
is "to chattels"?

"To chattel" is a thing.

We'll stop at that, 'cause
I have to go pick up the kids.

- Okay, that's fair. Oh, wait.
- So...

I got to go pick up my kids,
too, then.

We could drive together.

Sure.

- We could.
- Let's go.

I'll meet you back here
tomorrow, same time?

KIM: Yes. [chuckles]

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hi.

- Hi.
- What are you doing?

Looking at my ballot.

Do you know
that Kanye Omari West

is on the official ballot
as vice president?

Oh, my gosh.

I think Kim said
that was not accurate, though.

Interesting.

Because he's not
someone's vice president.

Well, he's on
the official ballot.

KHLOE:
I know. I don't understand.

That's so crazy.

- [sighs]
- I just got off a Zoom

with, um, like,
a surrogate therapist.

Wow, I didn't know
there was a surrogate therapist.

Oh, my gosh, no, it's...
so there's a couple.

You tell them,
like, so what happens

if, um, there's multiples.

Like, if you put one, but
maybe two, like the egg splits.

And I said,
"Oh, my gosh, I love that.

"Um, that's God saying
I should have twins,

so, yes, keep it."

But the therapist said it's
my baby but it's their body.

- If that makes sense.
- Yeah.

That's crazy.

It's just scary.

Like, hearing
a lot of those things,

- I'm like, "Oh, my gosh."
- Yeah.

Like, it's... it's...

Kim just made this seem
so seamless, and I don't...

maybe for her it really was.

- I think she's way less...
- I just...

-micromanage-y than I am.

The process seems a little bit
overwhelming for Khloe,

and, honestly, Kim always
made it seem so easy

and really never shared
some of these things with me,

so I'm as surprised as they are
to hear some of the challenges.

KHLOE:
They say, like, the hardest part
about surrogacy is the trust.

You're essentially trusting
someone that you've never met.

"Here, take True for a year,
and I'm gonna trust

"you're gonna bring her back
perfect and

- Yeah.
- Supremely healthy."

So what's the next step?

[chuckles] Crying.

Oh, don't cry.

I think that
if Khloe had her way,

she would obviously
want to carry her own baby,

because I think that
pregnancy is so amazing,

and I know how much
she enjoyed it

and was obsessed
with having True.

But I'm just happy
that there's an alternative.

Well... I know
it's all gonna work out

the way it's supposed to,
and I just think

we have to pray about it
and really just, you know...

...give it all to God,
because it's really up to Him.

It's way... more overwhelming

- than I thought
this process was.
- Yeah.

This whole process
is incredibly nerve-racking.

It's also confusing.

It definitely makes me
think about other options more.

I'm starting to wonder
if surrogacy is really

gonna work for me and my family.

- But it's quite scary.
- I would do it for you
if I could.

You can.

I don't know if I want to spend

- my 65th year of life...
- [chuckles]

-...being pregnant
for nine months.
- I don't blame you.

I mean, I feel like Scott
feels like we're gonna be gone.

I think it's just change.

Peop... Some people have
a really hard time with change.

Think about all the times
he's had big change

- hasn't been positive for him.
- Mm-hmm.

-He feels like,
"What if I start drinking,
-Yeah.

Or what if I start this
or what if I start that?"

You know, like,
I can only imagine.

♪ ♪

KRIS: There's enough food here
for an army.

[Corey chuckles]

Thank you.

We have three burgers.

She's calling me in two minutes.

- TRISTAN: Who, True?
- No.

I want to ask
the surrogate broker, like,

"Can that person really choose
to not do what I want?"

'Cause that's scary.

Yeah, 'cause you're not
really in control.

- [ringtone playing]
- Oh, hold on.

Hi.

For me, this process
has been so different

than the journey with True,

because I like
to control things,

I like to plan things,
and not being able to

makes me very nervous.

But I'm hoping
my surrogate broker can help

clarify a few things,
because I just don't know

if I'm ever gonna be able
to find a surrogate I can trust.

So I have a question.

When I met with the therapist,

something that he said I didn't
even know was an option.

He said, "So what happens
if there's... duplicates?"

Not duplicates.
If there's multiples.

"It's your baby but her body,

and she has the right
to get an abortion."

You know, this is definitely
way more detailed and rigorous,

and we have lawyers
and contracts

and all these things involved,

so there's a different element
to this experience.

It's not bad or good. It's
just... it's almost scarier.

- KHLOE: Okay.
- Are you done?

She said you can't force someone
what to do with their body.

- Mm-hmm.
- That freaked me out.

Yeah.

But she said, "You do..."

Things are in writing, like,

on what my wishes are, and,
like, you ask them that...

-And they agree to it.
-...first, and they agree to it
with two witnesses:

her agent, my agent.

Then, once I pick the person,
then it's in legal writing.

So I feel better, but, still,

I just don't like
talking about this,

'cause I feel like I'm talking
about only negative things.

KRIS:
Everything is gonna be fine.

Don't even like
talking about that.

Cancel, cancel. All great things
are gonna happen.

Everything is healthy,
happy and beautiful.

In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

[sings high-pitched notes,
laughs]

Well, I know
you love to be in control

and you love to have your say
and be hands-on,

but obviously,
this situation for us,

you kind of have to take
a little step back.

Of course you can monitor,
but, you know,

we got to trust the process

and know that everything's
gonna be okay

and we're in this together
and we'll be just fine.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

All right? We got this.

I think the key is
to find the right surrogate.

And, you know, we'll find
the right one, and when we do,

it'll be magic and, you know,
the wheels will get turning,

- Amen.
- And we ready to rumble.

[phone chimes]

KHLOE: Hi, TuTu.

[kissing]

Let me see you brush your teeth.

Ooh, good job.

- You're gonna take out
all the yellow?
- Yeah, take out all the yellow.

In your teeth?

Me, too.
Can you do Mommy's teeth?

And all the bugs? Yeah,
take them all out of there.

- KRIS: Hi.
- Oh, look at Lovey.

Hi!

♪ Brush up, brush up, brush up ♪

♪ Brush up, brush up, brush. ♪

Okay, we love you! Bye.

♪ ♪

KOURTNEY: Yum.

Where should we put it?
Yeah, I guess on this table.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- I feel like a Greek goddess.
- [laughs]

KOURTNEY:
Do you like that I'm eating this
whole cheese platter by myself?

Right before dinner?

I didn't have lunch.

- I'm starving.
- Yeah.

I mean, I feel like Scott
just, like... I don't know.

I feel like he feels like maybe,
as a family, we're gonna be gone

if we're not scheduled
to all meet up and...

I think it's just change.

Peop... Some people have
a really hard time with change.

Think about all the times
he's had big change

hasn't been positive for him.

Mm-hmm.

So maybe he's scared in this way
that he feels like,

"Well, what if I have nothing
to do and I get so restless?

"And that was
giving me a purpose

"and giving me something to do,

- "and what if I start drinking,
- Yeah.

Or what if I start this
or what if I start that?"

You know?
Like, I can only imagine.

I know that we are
Scott's only family

and that he feels insecure about

not being able to spend time
with the whole family

now that the show's ending.

I feel like he feels, like,
nostalgic or, like...

- Yeah.
- ...like, sad about it.

Yeah.

I think he wants to make sure
that we're all

gonna see each other
when we're not filming.

And I want to make sure
that, like, he knows

we will always be
in each other's lives.

Think he just needs to think of
positive ways to spend his time.

Yeah.

KHLOE: We feel like...

- KIM: You miss us.
- You know, maybe you miss us.

Or you think
you're gonna miss us.

No, my only thing is
I feel like, for so many years,

we've kind of
had to be together.

When it ends,
what's it gonna be like?

I told North I was meeting with
Nori's Black Book today,

and she, like, had no idea
what I was talking about.

Right. I was gonna say,
"Does she know?"

Tracy got ahold
of Nori's Black Book,

and they've actually agreed
to meet with us face-to-face.

I don't think Kim and I
could be any more excited.

So excited.

Nori's Black Book!

♪ ♪

This is, um, I think, like,
the book that we watched.

- The what?
- Didn't I make you...

"The book that we watched."
Something's wrong with me.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.

'Cause of all the surrogacy
stuff, it's just...

- Yeah.
- I think way more

overwhelming than I thought.

I, like... Seeing Kim,
and Kim was like,

"You know what I want?
Try the surrogate route."

-Yeah.
-And then, like,
two weeks later,

- someone was, like, pregnant.
- Yeah.

I'm like... That is not my
journey at all, which is fine.

- Yeah.
- And maybe I was naive
for thinking that.

I still think it's just
releasing so much control.

- Yeah.
- Like, first it was being told,

- okay, I would not
be able to carry.
- Mm-hmm.

That took a minute to process.
Cool.

I'm... I've accepted that.

Now I'm in phase two.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Find a surrogate.

[sighs]
And that's now, that's...

I can't think too far ahead

- because this is
where I am for phase two.
- Yeah.

I do think this is
the right choice for us,

but I'm not gonna be
rushed into it.

- I'm not gonna force it.
- Just don't...

True is two and a half.

I definitely want her
to have another sibling.

And I think, you know,

it's selfish of me
if I don't give her that.

But I want to make sure that
whoever we choose as a surrogate

is the right fit for our family.

I'm not just rushing
to do something.

So if I find one even
within the next year,

I'll feel good about that.

Of course, you know,
we always wanted True

to have a sibling close by age,
but at the same time,

we don't want to pick
the wrong person and be in a...

- be in a pickle.
- [laughs]

- So, that's the last thing
we want, so...
- Not a pickle.

-We don't want to be
in a pickle, so we got to
-No.

Pick the right person.
We got this.

[imitates expl*si*n]

- Oh. [imitates expl*si*n]
- You have to work on that.

Like, you're gonna
have to keep practicing.

[imitates expl*si*n, chuckles]

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hi!

Whoa!

-Kokes! -Hi. -Boating it up!

- Hey!
- SCOTT: Whoa! Keeks.

-Yeah.
-Hey. [whoops]
-SCOTT: Whoa, Momager!

- What's everyone doing here? Oh!
- [motor whirs]

- KHLOE: We're ready.
- [Scott exclaims]

We wanted to go boating
with you.

-KIM: Don't you love boating?
Isn't this your fave?
-Let's boat.

- Yeah. For sure.
- We wanted to do something

- that you want to do.
- Let's do it.

- KHLOE: Want to race? Yeah.
- This is awesome!

- Let's go race. Come on.
- Let's boat.

Do you guys think...
Oh, we're hitting the pool?

- Yes! Where do you think
these are going?
- Yeah.

- SCOTT: Yeah, Khlo!
- KOURTNEY: That's so cool.

You guys, I want to do this
at my house, too.

KIM: This is fun.

SCOTT: She's going nuts!

So what's really going on, guys,

that everybody came over here
with all these boats?

- We...
- I'm just trying
to understand...

getting all of you
at the same time like this.

We just noticed that
you've been, like,

doing things that are
out of the ordinary for you.

Like showing up at my workout...
That's probably the last place

I would ever find you.

KOURTNEY:
I ask you to work out
all the time,

and you're not interested.

You know, I always love
spending time with Scott.

We're friends,

[chuckles]: and so I feel like

we can just hang out
a little more

if it would make him happy.

KIM:
Yeah, and coming to study
with me...

- SCOTT: We had fun studying.
- We had so much fun.

- I need you tonight.
- SCOTT: Okay.

- We feel like...
- KIM: You miss us.

You know, that
maybe you miss us.

KIM:
Or you think
you're gonna miss us.

SCOTT:
Yeah. I feel like,
for so many years,

we've kind of
had to be together.

When it ends,
what's it gonna be like?

I mean, obviously I'm gonna
see Kourtney every day,

but I like seeing all of you
every day.

- KRIS: You live...
- SCOTT: You live closer.

...a quarter of a mile
away from us.

She lives down the street.
You live across the street.

Kylie lives...

- KHLOE: A stone's throw away.
- SCOTT: Yeah, I know. We all do.

A stone's throw.

You'll see me.
All you have to do is show up,

and I'll make you lunch,
breakfast, dinner, brownies.

I think the one thing
that I can take

from this whole experience

is that I really do value
this family I'm in

more than probably
anything else in the world.

I mean, the fact
that we all have each other

and have each other's backs,
and know that we can all

really trust each other
at the end of the day

more than anybody else,

and even if all the structure
of my life changes,

I don't think there's anything

that'll ever be able to come
in between our relationship.

And that means the world to me.

We can schedule appointments.

Okay.

Scott, we're family.
We're always gonna be together.

- KRIS: Always.
- KIM: This is insane
to think anything else.

-We've been obsessed
with each other.
-It's never gonna be

any different.
It just feels scary right now.

We go on vacation together.

So, I need you to know
that when this is all over,

you're still our brother.

Like, us filming
doesn't connect us.

We've been connected,
like, way before.

-Right.
-We happen to see each other
because of filming,

- but we live in the same
gated community.
- Yeah.

I just feel like
it schedules us better.

[chuckles]: It did.

I can have my assistant
call your assistant

-and we can book...
-All right.
All right, done deal.

- Lunches. You know?
- We'll shake on it. Hmm.

I love you. Never forget that.

I'm always gonna be your mom.

And I'll always
be here to listen,

and to be here for you,
whatever you may need.

The only thing
I am excited about

is when I ask you something
and you can't use the excuse,

"I can't talk right now
'cause I'm filming."

- I know. Damn.
- KHLOE: Oh, my God,
what are you gonna do?

- I've got to think of a new one.
- SCOTT: That a*t*matic...

- KIM: Yes!
- She's gonna have something.

"I can't talk right now.
I'm doing a YouTube."

I can't talk to you right now,
I'm filming.

[all laughing]

♪ ♪

It just won't stop.

Yeah, once it starts,
it's hard to stop.

Like, my whole makeup
is, like, [bleep].

I don't even have eyeliner on.

I told North I was meeting with
Nori's Black Book today

and she, like, had no idea
what I was talking about.

Right. I was gonna say,
does she know who that is?

So, today is the day
that we're gonna meet

the one and only
Nori's Black Book.

Like, a girl like this
can't be shy, right?

I hope she just doesn't
get cold feet.

Like, I know we flew her out
here and she got COVID tested,

- but, like, what if
she's, like...
- Yeah, but what if she...

You know she doesn't do,
like, real interviews.

Like, no one knows who she is.

Tracy got ahold
of Nori's Black Book,

and she got an address,
and they have actually agreed

to meet with us face-to-face.

I don't think Kim and I
could be any more excited.

So excited.

Yeah, I wonder just, like,

how she gets her insider info.

Or if she just assumes
that's what they're like.

- If it is, she's good.
- But how? Like,
how is she so spot-on?

I know you're, like,
shook about this.

I'm shook. "Shooketh."

♪ ♪

Since Tracy set this up,

she's being a little bit
secretive about it.

So, we really have no idea

if Kourtney's gonna walk
around the corner

- and be at this restaurant.
- Yeah, I... I was wondering
the same thing.

Like, why is she being so shady?

I think she just wants it
to be such a surprise for us,

- just 'cause she's that girl.
- But I'm like, "Is it Tracy?"

- Like, the whole...
- Could you imagine?

-Oh, my God, I'm like, "Is
Tracy gonna walk around the..."
-Oh, my God, I bet it is.

- I bet it is. Actually,
she's witty enough to do that.
- That would be...

- She is.
- She is.

Oh, my God,
we're getting catfished.

Nori's Black Book.

[laughs]
Kimberly Noel Kardashian West.

- Hi!
- Oh, the-the long name.

[laughs]

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi!

- KHLOE: The legend.
- [laughs]

- Right in front of us. I mean...
- This is insane.

It's so crazy, it's like...

like, "Are you guys real?"
This is insanity.

- Crazy.
- So I have so many
questions for you.

- Yes, give them to me.
- So, like, how did this start?

Well, we were convinced,
first of all,

- that you were
one of our friends.
- Yeah.

'Cause, like,
how are you exactly

- how I would think "North" is?
- I just guess.

I started it literally, like,
seven years ago.

And I'm on the phone
with my friends and this is when

the Babies R Us collection
came out,

and you weren't showing
North's face yet, just her body.

And I'm on the phone
and I'm like,

"God, North would be so
[bleep] pissed.

"Like, can you imagine
being North West?

And you're wearing Babies R Us?
Like... the nerve."

And then I just, like...
a light bulb went off.

So we walk into the restaurant,

and we get to meet
Nori's Black Book.

She is everything and more
than what we...

Everything and more. But we...

I was convinced
it was someone that we knew.

And it's not.

And it's someone that just...
She-she started this account

before North even
had a personality.

- So she made up
this personality.
- Yeah.

And luckily, that's who
North's personality is.

You were calling her Nori
at the time,

so I'll make it
"Nori's Black Book"

'cause you and Kanye were, like,
really into black at the time.

- Yeah.
- North was only wearing black,

- so it was like,
this is perfect.
- Yeah.

-[Khloe laughs]
-So I kind of just started
on Instagram, whatever.

And then I kind of built
her personality off Kim's,

- how direct she is
with all of you.
- Right.

And then Kanye is, like...
it's kind of like, okay, if you

think Kanye has an ego and you
think Kim's a little direct,

- like, meet North West.
- KHLOE: Right. Right.

NATALIE:
She's, like, a thousand times...

KIM:
That's literally
what she's like, though.

KHLOE: You...
No, and that's truly who it is.

KIM:
Have you ever written
something and been like,

"Oh, I wonder if they're gonna
get mad at this"?

Sometimes. But I think I-I find
a way to not be cruel about it.

Like, it's truly just,
like, poking fun and humorous.

- It's so good.
- And Sam?

- Sam.
- Sam is so funny.

Sam is funny 'cause I'm like,
"How can, like,

I find a way to just show
that I'm not into it?"

- KHLOE: Yeah.
- NATALIE: And, like, Psalm.

Okay, I'm not gonna...
I'm just gonna make it Sam

'cause, you know,
I've created North to just...

- People literally call him Sam.
-...not have the time
to learn people's names.

-Like, the Malikas?
That happened because...
-KHLOE: That's my favorite.

NATALIE:
Well, I read the comments
and people just get...

You throw Khadijah in
and people are, like, confused.

- And I'm like...
- KHLOE: Oh, my God.

NATALIE:
As long as the show's been on,

- people, she has a twin.
- KHLOE: It's so funny.

NATALIE:
Even when I posted it
when Khadijah was pregnant.

- And I was... posted my thing...
- KHLOE: Yes, and they think
it's [bleep] Malika.

Somebody was like,
"She's pregnant again?"

-KHLOE: Yeah. It's wild.
-I'm like, it's so wild
that you people still

- don't get it.
- KHLOE: Don't get it.

You kind of know who
the fan favorites are

- Mm-hmm.
- When people, like...

So you can kind of
play that up a bit. Like,

the only people I'm really
blocked for was Ms. Jonathan.

- She blocked me real early
in the game, like...
- KHLOE: [laughs] Oh.

- Super early.
- So, what do you want to do?

Like, is your career, like,
goals to just be

a [bleep] badass writer?

Yeah, I was thinking that...

It's just wild 'cause,
like, your hobby.

And then people are like, "Oh,
well, this is actually dope."

And you're like,
"Oh, maybe I could, like,

make a career out of this
and flip it."

- You know what I mean?
- I think you totally could.

- Yeah.
- Totally.

KHLOE:
She's so good, so creative.

And she's so smart because

we're asking her all
these questions and she just

really dives...
like, she takes into account

Kim and Kanye's personality,
and then

she really dives into
the details of the photographs.

And she says every photo says,
like, tells a thousand stories.

And she just comes up with this
creative narrative from that.

I mean, she's really
so witty and good.

- So good.
- Yeah.

We appreciate you
meeting with us.

NATALIE: Thank you.
Thank you for this experience.

Like, I had no, like... this is,
like, beyond my wildest dreams.

Like I said, I was just okay
with, like, a like

here and there. I'm like,
"Oh, dope. They see it.

-Appreciate it."
-KHLOE: Oh, my God,
we, like, comment.

We're, like... I'm all for it.

KIM:
North, I really want you
to meet someone, okay?

NATALIE: Hi, North!

Her name's Natalie.
Can you say hi?

Hi.

- [Kim laughs]
- NATALIE: Nice to meet you.

- KHLOE: Could care less.
- Right.

Do you care? All right.
Well... hates...

- Yeah, hates all of us.
- Um, I was...

So you got her personality
down perfectly. [laughs]

Right, right. [laughs]

KIM: Nori's Black Book,
aka Natalie,

is everything that we hoped for
and more.

- Okay, you go in the middle.
- Okay.

- Leg out.
- And then...

I just,
I always put my chin down.

- Chin down.
- Chin down.

Oh, I'm learning, too.
I'm like, "Okay."

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SCOTT: I wanted the kids
to see where they came from.

This is where Mason was born.

- [all laughing]
- Love you guys.

- Look at how cute this is!
- SCOTT: Some of the best times
of my life.

KHLOE: This house is sold.
Tristan offered

for us to stay at his home.

- TRISTAN: You like how
I put the house together?
- Yeah.

Things are just happening fast.

You have a reputation
of degrading people.

Kim, shut the [bleep] up.

KHLOE: We all have the ability
to be negative,

and we should want to change.
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