11x01 - That Was Then This Is Now

[bunniefuu]

[Khloé] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

[Khloé] You guys don't have
to like each other,

but don't discredit the 25-plus years
of marriage you guys had.

[Kim] When I'm reading Caitlyn's
Vanity Fair article,

there's just no reason to bash my mom.

What up, Las Vegas? What's going on?

[crowd cheering]

[Kourtney] When's the last time
you talked to him?

Scott seems to just get worse.

[Kris] "Scott Disick gets
hands-on with brunette."

That piece of [bleep]!

[Kourtney] I've worked so hard
to keep this family together. [sobs]

I need to be done.

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Khloé] Oh, we need to have a talk.

So I really want to get my ears pierced.

What? You don't have your ears pierced?

I have one hole

that you and Ron Hardy
took me to when I was four

at the Century City Mall,
and I ran out the store.

-Relax.
-No, you relax!

Oh, my God.

And I remember every minute of it.

I feel so bad.
Were you traumatized?

Duh, Sherlock.

You can have them re-pierced.

-[Kim] She doesn't have a problem.
-Who is she talking to?

I don't need to sew up my ear holes.

I want to get another ear hole.

Okay.

But I'm scared--

I do think I want to sew up
my belly button hole.

-[Khloé] I told you to.
-I'm gonna sew up my vag*na.

-[laughs]
-[Khloé] What?

[theme music playing]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Kim] You know what I was thinking?

I wonder if I should build a guardhouse,

like, by the side of my gate,

just so that, like, when you pull up,
there's always, like, a guard.

There's a company that makes

real-life dolls.

They're so real that people
have sex with them.

That's what they're made for.

We should go to the factory
and check 'em out,

-because we can order--
-But why would you want to order one?

[chuckles] For your guard gate.

Except for the fact that he cannot move
and operate and answer the gate.

Oh.

Did you see those pictures I sent you?

Of Scott?

There are pictures of him
partying, and then it's like

all on the Internet today
that they broke up

'cause apparently, he's telling
everyone, like, "I'm single."

-[Kris] Ready to mingle.
-Yeah.

[Kim] Kourtney and Scott
have officially broken up,

and it's really hard on her.
It breaks my heart,

'cause she's put nine years
into this relationship,

and I couldn't even imagine

what it must be like having three kids.

[Kris] Did anybody find him today?

He was MIA, like, for the last--

There were pictures of him
partying in Miami.

-Miami?
-[Kim] Mm-hmm.

[bee buzzing]

This bee is freaking me out.
Where did it go?

[Kim] It's right here.

There's a drought,
so they're all looking like

they hang out at my fountain.

Okay, I'm out of here.
Too many bees.

I'm allergic.

[upbeat dance music playing]

-[crowd clamoring]
-[camera shutters clicking]

[man] Ms. Kardashian?

[Kim] I'm in San Francisco
today on a panel

with the former
Superior Court Judge Cordell.

[crowd cheering]

We are sitting on a panel to talk about

women's beliefs and confidence
and power and sexiness.

What is your advice
for the young women

who want to make it in the business world?

People just want to put you
in a certain box.

I'd encourage people
to find their passion.

Be determined and have drive.

[crowd cheering]

Thank you!

Bye! Thank you for having me.

You're so nice to me. Thank you.

Oh, good. Thank you.
So were you.

-[Cordell] Take care, all right?
-Thank you. You, too.

[Cordell] Take care of the baby.

-[Kim] Oh, thank you.
-[Cordell] All right.

-[phone chiming]
-Thank you.

Right.

[phone chiming]

-[Kim] Hey.
-[Caitlyn] Hello.

[Kim] I'm in San Francisco.
I had this talk,

and now I'm going home.

[Caitlyn] Good.
That's good for you.

[Kim] You know, I just had a thought.

What if I ever had the urge
to call you "Bruiser"?

Just for fun every once in a while?

[Caitlyn]
You can do anything you want, you know?

-Okay.
-[Caitlyn] I was thinking, the ESPYs.

I really wanted, especially,
Kendall and Kylie there.

All the Kardashians and the Jenners.

[Kim] Yeah.

[Caitlyn] Just to see the love
and the support that I have received.

Yeah.

[Kim] Caitlyn is getting honored
with the Arthur Ashe Courage Award.

We want to go to the ESPYs.
We want to support her

because this is Caitlyn's
first public appearance.

But I also am really sensitive
towards my mom, though,

because Caitlyn had just done
the Vanity Fair article

that wasn't so nice to my mom.

But I just have to balance out both people

and make everyone feel supported.

There's obviously gonna be an adjustment.

[Kim] You've gotten an overwhelming amount

of support, and we all were
just praying that you would,

you know, get this type of reaction,
and how amazing it's all been.

[Caitlyn] Yeah.

[Kim] Bruiser.
I saw that leopard dress.

Everyone thinks
you stole it from my closet.

They put a side-by-side of us
wearing the same dress.

[Caitlyn laughs]

[Kim] That's so funny.

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Kris] That's my new piece of art.

-Don't you love it?
-[Khloé] "That was then."

"This is now."

That is my new motto of my life.

How much was that?

-I can't tell you.
-[Khloé] Oh no.

Bruce transitioning was
a really dramatic change for me,

and I'm just trying to deal
with the process of just,

you know, healing.

I really want to wish off
all the negative energy,

and it's time for a fresh start.

[Khloé] Question.

You ready to be honest?

Okay.

Are you still dating Corey?

Mm-hmm.

Why?

Just curious.

[Khloé] From what I've seen
from Corey, I really like him.

He really does care about my mom.

He has to, to put up
with half of this [bleep].

Now my mom has her smile back,
and I don't really know

if it's because she's [bleep]
some really young guy

that's making her feel like

Stella got her groove back.
I'm not sure.

But, hey, let her do her thing,

and I'm just happy
that she's getting happy.

I think it's all about chemistry.

You know what I mean?
You should get to know him.

We're gonna go to Santa Barbara
this weekend.

Why don't you come with us?

I'm not going with my mom

on a [bleep] fest.
Are you kidding?

A [bleep] fest?

He's not inviting you so he
can knit a sweater with you.

It's called intercourse, sex.

Okay.

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Kim] Every time I eat
Mexican food, my heart

-runs on another level.
-Really?

[toy buzzing]

[Kris] Have you heard from Scott?

[Kourtney] No.

[Kris] What are you gonna do
with all his stuff?

Mom, can you not?

-[toy buzzing]
-[mellow music playing]

[Kourtney] I have asked Scott
to move out of the house.

As much as we've tried
so many different things,

it's just, like,
this is the last resort.

[dramatic music playing]

It's really not helping anybody
to keep living this way,

and I feel like this is what we need

to try to hopefully

better both of our lives.

-[Kris] Is Scott okay?
-[Kourtney] Mm…

I don't know.

I mean, this is what he wants
to be doing, so…

there's nothing I can do
at this point, you know?

That's life.

You have the weight of the world
on your shoulders

because you're like a single mom.

-You know what I mean?
-Mm-hmm.

[Kris] But it's a single mom

waiting for her partner to come home.

And you don't need to wait
for him to come home anymore.

It's just time to move on
and to find your happiness.

You need somebody
really special in your life.

I don't care about anybody.

I just want to care for my kids.

[somber music playing]

[Kris] You've got to find
a light in your life.

And it breaks my heart to see you in pain.

I just want to tell you I'm proud of you,

'cause I've never seen
anybody so strong

in putting up with all this crap.

It's amazing to feel peace of mind
with the person that you're with.

[Kim] Like, you'll have
so much time in your life

where someone will just
come in…

-[Kris] When you least expect it.
-[Kim] You'll find, like…

someone that'll be such
a good influence on your kids

and they'll have, like,
such a great life.

[Kris] I don't think
anybody expects you to, uh,

snap out of it,
but you're gonna be okay.

You've got all of us.

[dramatic music playing]

[Kim] As difficult as this is,
to see Kourtney

go through this situation,

I really think this is
a step she had to take.

It's time. There's just been
too much of the same behavior

for years.

I know it must be really hard,
but I think

a new beginning for her
is really necessary.

[Kris] I'm sorry.

[Kourtney] It's okay.

Let's look on the bright side.

Now I have a huge closet, guys.

There's actually a lot of bright sides.

The closet is number one

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Look at you!

How is your stomach so flat?

[giggles]

[Kim] You are such a freak.

What a pretty view.

[Kim] This is the Khloé I love.

This is the best shape
you've ever been in.

-[Khloé] I'm not there yet.
-[Kim] Yes, you are.

-You always--
-No, I'm--

[Kim] You've been saying that
for two years and…

I don't know how much closer
you're going to get.

'Cause it's so…
I am just uncomfortable.

-[Kim] Your belly button is tiny.
-Belly button?

[Kim] That is, like,
my pet peeve. Mine is so big.

What do you mean?
I hate belly buttons.

[Kim] I know,
but yours is so good and small.

You literally look amazing.

I feel like our brand is known
for being sexy,

and there is nothing sexy about me.

Kourtney doesn't really bring
the sexy, I'm not gonna lie.

-[Khloé gasps]
-It's all up to you, right now.

Let me pass my baton on to you.

You've got to do some sexy sh**t.

I can't. I can't.

-[Kim] What? What?
-I just can't.

-I don't--
-[Kim] You have the best body.

Kim, I love you.
I don't-- I can't.

I can't be in a two-piece.

If you are in a two-piece bikini,
it'll be a sensation.

-[Khloé] But I can't.
-Just trust me.

I think I have body dysmorphia
and I'll never feel like--

[Kim] I'll go next to you
in a bikini, pregnant.

-No!
-[Kim] Trust me.

Khloé definitely has insecurities,

but what girl doesn't?

I just know it'll be good
for her confidence.

This is her time.
She's in the best shape ever,

she works out every single day.

I think she should show it off.

You've got to trust me on this.

It's your time to shine
and you need to do some sh**t.

You don't even have an option.

Uh, I don't want to do it.

[Kim] Well, you don't have an option

-[Khloé] I won't!
-[Kim] You don't have an option.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kendall] Oh! Reign!

You're so chubby.

[Kylie] Do you want kids,
Kendall, one day?

[Kendall] One day.
Not now, though.

Not anytime soon.

-Are you going for the ESPYs?
-Mm-hmm. I am.

Um, yeah, it'll be fun. I mean,
it's, like, nerve-racking, but…

[Kendall] I know my dad's transition

is a large topic
of conversation right now,

so in this situation, I feel like
I'm extremely protective of my dad.

I'm, like, nervous for her,
but it'll be good.

-[Kim] What do you mean?
-[Kendall] From everybody.

-[Kim] Like, what the public's saying?
-Yeah.

I mean, some people don't understand it,

and then some people do find it
to be really courageous.

Yeah, no, it'll be good.

And I know that it'll make
her happy to have us all there.

[mellow music playing]

You know, Kendall's fears,
from the beginning,

has always been…

you know, her concern
for people bashing Caitlyn.

And lately, people have been
questioning, in the media,

whether Caitlyn is deserving
of this award or not.

I don't wanna upset my mom,
but I think

the Kardashian girls also have to go
to support Kendall and Kylie

and make sure that we're there for them.

[Kim] It'll be really good.

[Kendall] I think so.

[Kim] I mean, you just have
to remember, like, Bruce's job

-was public speaking.
-[Kendall] I know.

The only thing I'm nervous about

is if she'll trip walking up
when she gets the award.

That's, like, the only thing, because--

I feel like she has more
practice than we think.

-Really?
-Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Last pregnancy, I wanted
every junk food you could imagine.

Relax. It's not as big a meal
as you think, okay?

-Uh, what is that?
-I never said one thing.

Every time I eat meat,
I just look at it and I'm like…

"beans and chicken."

[Kourtney] So you're going
to Malibu Wines tomorrow?

[Khloé] Yeah.

Corey, Mom, and I. Um,

and I talked to Kim and she said
that she would love to have,

like, a playdate with North
and Mase and, uh…

Yeah, I could stay home
and watch the kids.

[Khloé] And, like,
I wanted you to come.

I think you'd have so much fun.

-I just don't know.
-[Kim] What don't you know?

-Yeah.
-[Kourtney] If I feel like going.

[pensive music playing]

[Khloé] Um, I mean, I just think
it would be good for you to come

and get out of the house
and be with your sister.

We have so much fun together.

Remember when I was having my hard time?

You took me to the other winery in Malibu?

I just don't really want
to go, to be honest.

[clicks tongue] Well…

[mellow music playing]

[Khloé] With everything
going on in Kourtney's life,

I don't know the right things
to always say

or the right things to do.

Kourtney and Scott have been
together for, like, nine years.

That's a lot to go through,
for one person.

Any one of my family members is hurting,

it's just natural
that I want to help them.

-I think you'd have so much fun.
-[Kourtney] There's no need to go.

[lively music playing]

[Kim] KoKo…

-[Khloé] Huh?
-Where are you?

[Khloé] My closet.

[Kim] New fun stuff?

[Khloé] You're not allowed in here.

-[Kim] Relax.
-[Khloé] No, you relax.

Should I get a 40?

[Kim] I always like a boot bigger
'cause you're gonna wear a sock.

[Khloé] Someone said to me
the other day, they were like,

"I looked at old pictures of you."

And they were like,
"You were so big."

And I was like, "Why are you
looking at old pictures of me?"

Who said that? Is it a guy?

[Khloé] Guys and girls say this to me.

It's, like, a known thing how fat I was.

If you just do so many
photo sh**t, it'll replace…

-Will it, though?
-[Kim] …all the bad ones. Yes.

What do you want
out there on the Internet?

Don't you want to replace
every bad image of you?

[Khloé] Mm-hmm.

-They want you to do the cover of Complex.
-[Khloé] What?

I got you the cover of Complex.
Don't turn this down.

Those people have,
like, the best bodies.

I can't do that.

-Cover of Complex is, like--
-[Kim] No, they don't.

Yes, they do. It's, like, legit.

[Khloé] I just cannot believe
Kim went as far

as contacting the Complex people.

I appreciate the effort,
but I am not like you, Kim.

I'm not as comfortable baring my naked ass

on a cover of a magazine.

It's just, it's… weird to do that.

Like, you need a sexy sh**t.

You need something that's,
like, over-the-top sexy.

Your body's in the best shape,

you need to show your body
a little bit more--

But not everyone is, like, comfortable.

What magazine lets you pick the concept,

you pick the photographer,
you pick your glam team?

You cannot be more comfortable.

-I know…
-[Kim] You know?

Seize the moment.

[Khloé groans]

[Khloé] The pressure's on.

I'm really grateful for how much
Kim believes in me

and it's inspiring,
but it's just scary

to put yourself out there like that.

[Kim] So think about it,
because they're not gonna wait.

[Khloé snorts] What?

Yeah. Or they need to get
another cover girl.

They're not gonna wait for you.

[sighs] I can't handle it.

[lively music playing]

[Khloé] I was typing,

"Can you take your birth control early?"

and it's
"Can you take your bike on a plane?"

That's a good question.

-Hmm.
-[Khloé] I wonder if you can.

Oh, my God, you're gonna die.

Last night, I invited people over.

Mom and Corey were, like,
making out last night.

Really?

It was very awkward.

I would not be down.

[Kourtney] I decide to go
to the winery after all,

'cause I'm just really trying to be

as positive as I can about my situation

and I need to be there
for Khloé so that she's not

stuck with this
making-out couple the whole day.

[Khloé] How is this rumor that
I might be the new Bachelorette?

What? Why would I go on The Bachelorette?

[scoffs] Mom, do we need to talk?

That would be wild.

[lively music playing]

[Kris] I haven't been in a helicopter
in a really long time.

What a great way to see LA.

Fun way to get Kourtney out of the house.

There's the 101.

Hi, suckers!

[lively music playing]

[Kris laughs] Oh, my God!
That's so cool!

Look at the camels!

[Corey] You ready for some wine?

[Kris] I'm ready for some fun.

-[Khloé] Look how pretty this is.
-We're starving.

[Khloé] This is gorgeous.

Kourt, sit over here.

Let Corey and Mom sit next to each other.

Just 'cause you're single
doesn't mean Mom wants to be.

Would you guys like white
or red wine to start?

[Kris] I would love white.

[waiter] Gonna pour our muscat,
it's basically a Moscato.

Is she gonna be able to breastfeed?

[Khloé] She's pumping and dumping.

[Corey] She… she hasn't been drinking.

Yeah, Mom, chillax.

-[Corey] So, Kourt.
-[Kourtney] Hmm.

What do you want me to do
with all these requests?

Is there, like,
a waiting list or what?

[Khloé] She-- Trust me,
I have basketball players

hitting me up left and right for Kourtney.

Do I transfer 'em over to Khloé,
and it would just be like a portfolio?

You guys build a portfolio,

and in ten years…
[chuckles]

-…I'll ask for it.
-Ten years?

Ten years? They're gonna be
long gone in ten years.

[Corey] We got males in the house.

They got to be raised by some…

some lions, you know what I'm saying?

[Khloé]
I could never see Kourtney

with a basketball player
'cause they're too tall.

She's so picky.

[insect buzzing]

This [bleep] thing.

Mother [bleep].

-[Kris] All right?
-I'll teach you.

Okay, bye.

He's mad. He's [bleep] upset.
I got to k*ll him.

[Kris] Oh. Oh.
Okay, we're out of here.

[bleep] out of here.

[Kris] Look at the giraffe.

Hi!

[Khloé] Kourt, put some pep in your step.

Will he hurt my lips?

[worker] Uh-uh,
he doesn't have teeth up here.

-[Kris] Ah.
-He only has bottom teeth.

Might get a little slobber on you.

[screams]

-[worker laughs]
-[Corey] Oh, my.

[in high-pitched voice]
Hi, my little, little baby!

Oh… I love you so much!

[Kris] Oh, my goodness.

[Khloé] Want to take a selfie?
That's the best part of life.

-[worker] Hello.
-[cameras clicking]

[yelps] Henry!

[worker] You guys wanna feed him?

[Kourtney] I will.

-Oops! Oh, my.
-[Khloé] Kourtney.

-[Kris] Just shove it in there.
-[Kourtney] There you go.

[worker] Do you guys want
a glass of wine as well?

[Kourtney] I'll have,
like, a sip of wine.

[Khloé shouts] What?

God, you're letting loose.

See, she's coming out.
Balls to the walls.

She's coming back, everybody!

[Khloé] I am really happy

that I convinced Kourt to come
out to the winery today.

Cheers!

[Khloé] Kourt is letting loose.

[Kris] Kourt, is my hair okay?

[Kourtney] I don't know what okay means.

[all laugh]

She has her smile back,

and she's slowly getting back
into the groove.

Time definitely heals a lot
of our open wounds.

[Kris] Look at the llamas.
They spit at you, don't they?

[worker] Yeah, they're
not the friendliest bunch.

[Kris] Not very nice?
Hey, camel.

-[worker] That's E.T.
-[Khloé] E.T.!

-[Kris] E.T. in the boo!
-[Khloé] Phone home!

-[Khloé chuckles]
-[worker] Oh, yeah.

[Kourtney] This is the cutest place ever.

[Khloé] The cutest place ever.

[Kourtney] I am enjoying myself.

I think it's nice to get out of the house,

do something that I wouldn't normally do.

[worker]
You'll want to have your wedding up here.

-We need to find husbands first.
-[Khloé] Oh.

[Kourtney] I am so happy and grateful

that I have such strong people around me

to keep me feeling positive.

[Khloé] Look at that bull.

[worker] Yeah, that's actually
Yakety Yak and Don't Talk Back.

[Kris, Corey chuckle]

That's what I should have named
Khloé and Kourtney.

[Khloé] Oh, you're a big [bleep].

-[Kris] Khloé!
-[laughs]

[lively music playing]

[Kylie] Norman?

[background clattering]

Do you have in mind what you
might want to do for ESPYs?

Like, do you have something
envisioned that you want to do?

Like, do you want to do,
like, a gown?

Do you want to do a pantsuit?
Do you want to do feminine?

[Kylie] I kind of want to do a gown.

I love this. That would be
really cool for ESPYs.

Getting ready for the ESPYs
is so exciting.

I'm so happy for Caitlyn.

This is, I mean, really dope too.

[stylist] Really cool for ESPYs.

I just want to look
really good for my dad.

[glamorous music playing]

[stylist] Doesn't she look so good?

Are ESPYs, like this fancy?

[Kylie] I am just so excited
for everyone to be able

to hear Caitlyn and what she has to say.

-[stylist] Like, it's amazing.
-[Kylie] Yeah, it's really cool.

-[stylist] We smell poop.
-Oh, my God. Norman [bleep] somewhere.

Norman?

[bleep] Oh, it's right there.

-[stylist] Found it?
-[Kylie] Yeah. So gross.

I can't.

Norman!

[Norman whimpers]

[lively music playing]

[Khloé] Kourtney,
you are so little and cute.

Oh, photo sh**t central.

Oh!

The burgundy beauty is here?

That's so funny.

[Khloé] Ooh, you're very geisha
with that pony all of a sudden.

Can I take a picture of you, please?

[Kourtney] Okay.
Do you have a watering thing?

-I could be watering.
-[Khloé] I'm sure I do.

Do we want a flash or no flash?

-You're the queen.
-I'm gonna do a flash at first.

-[Kim] It's so cute.
-[Khloé] Look how cute she is.

-Are you joking?
-[Kourtney] Water the plants.

-Should we do a little…
-[Khloé] Oh, yeah!

Damn, beauty, your calf muscle
is really on point.

That's super cute, no?
Do you want more?

-[Kourtney] No.
-[Khloé] Okay, we got it.

[Kourtney] No wasting water now.
Should I-- Does your--

Any plants really need some water?

[Khloé] I'm sure.

So, does Mom know
that we're going to the ESPYs?

[Kim] So my sisters and I
made the decision

that we're gonna go to the ESPYs
for Kendall and Kylie,

but I can only imagine how hard
it's gonna be for my mom,

so I just want to make sure

that she's okay with all of us
going to support Caitlyn.

[line ringing]

Oh, look how gorgeous she looks!

[Kris] Look. Oh, my God!

[Khloé] No, I was referring to you.

Oh.

So are you--

What did you call
to yell at me about today?

Not yelling today, KJ.

[Kim] You actually might be
the one doing the yelling.

Oh, boy. What's going on?

Um, Kourt, Kim, and I are going
to the ESPYs tomorrow.

[suspenseful music playing]

I think that you showing up at all

-is amazing.
-Yeah.

And I think that that's nice,

'cause this is her moment.

[Kourtney] Are we going
to the after-party?

There's, like, a dinner--

I think that's a little much.

Do you want to go to dinner
with Kourt, Kim, and I after?

Uh, I certainly would,

if that's what you guys were gonna do.

My mom actually took it really well.

She seems okay and is supportive
about everything.

But we definitely all want
to take her to dinner

after the ESPYs to show
our support for her as well.

So just let me know
where you guys want to go.

[Kim] Okay, we'll figure it out.

Uh, look at this pose she's doing.

[laughs]

[Khloé] All right, crazy.

[lively music playing]

[Khloé] Nice to see you.
Thanks for having me, guys

[upbeat music playing]

Is Kim coming?

Yeah, she's, like,
forced me to do this whole sh**t.

She was like,
"You're gonna get naked."

I've had, like, anxiety
to do this [bleep] sh**t.

Kim is right. I am really proud
of the progress I've made.

I want to embrace my body and my curves,

so I agreed to do the Complex cover sh**t.

And I am very, very, very nervous.

It's just scary that I'm putting myself
on a magazine cover,

and then I'm just letting
the world judge me.

I really do feel a lot of pressure.

[Steven] She can just
move around in that area,

but I definitely want to get
the room in the foreground.

[Khloé] All right. Okay.

Hi, Khloé, nice to see you.

-[man] We're super excited.
-Oh, we're excited too.

I said "We're excited,"
but it's just me.

[Steven]
Do you want to jump in for a sh*t?

[Khloé] Yeah.

-[camera shutter clicking]
-[Steven] Beautiful.

Sexy, baby, sexy.
That's gorgeous.

Yes, love that.

Ooh, that is everything.

Damn!

[Kim] That looks so good.

[Khloé] No, it's horrible.

I don't wear bikinis.
I'm not that girl.

I'm, like, a one-piece girl,

and this is not that.

These are, like, high-waisted shorts
going up my ass.

There's a ton of [bleep]
people on set, watching you.

You're basically naked.

Now, my white bra is watered down

so you see my tits.

It's just, it's weird.

[Steven] All right, y'all ready to change?

-Okay! Next one.
-All right. We got two more setups.

[Kim] Khlo, how are you?

I don't feel comfortable in my body.

I don't want to do this.

[Kim] You seriously look so amazing.

Like, in my life, I've never
seen such a hotter bod.

Keeks.

[Kim] Your hair looks to die.

-It's soaking wet. Thank you.
-[Kim] Your makeup looks to die.

[Kim] Clothes are to die.

This is, like, your best sh**t ever.

This look I'm not sure about,
just, like, the shorts,

but we will make it work.

[upbeat music playing]

[Steven] That's great.

[Kim] This is, like,
the best Khloé's ever looked.

This is her first,
like, sexy sh**t.

-Really?
-Yeah, she's never done

a sexy sh**t before.

[Kim] Khloé looks amazing.

Her body is so on point,
and I'm so proud of her.

[Kim] She's not comfortable
in the sexy role,

but I'm like,
"You're so hot. It is time."

"Like, you have to."

[camera shutters clicking]

[Steven] You're knocking out.

[Kim] You look amazing.

[Steven] That [bleep] is so hot.

[camera shutter clicking]

[Steven] Whoo!

[woman] I think we got it.

-We got it, we got it.
-[crew cheering, clapping]

[Steven] That is the most beautiful body
I have ever seen.

Sorry, girls.

[Khloé] Don't butter me up now.

-No, really.
-[Steven] Ah.

That's the cover right there.

[Khloé] We're gonna be
on so many jail cells.

It's gonna be ridiculous.

[all laugh]

[Khloé] I am definitely happy

that I did the Complex sh**t,

and I'm really happy
with how it turned out,

and I'm really happy that Kim
forced me to do it.

I never would have done this
if it wasn't for Kim.

I never would have pushed myself,
just because I would've been too scared.

Thanks, Kim.
[chuckles]

My best advice to you,

drive anywhere, get doughnuts.
Get ice cream.

Get whatever you want
and pig out all night long.

[Khloé] Why is that okay?

I want to so badly,
so why are you encouraging that?

I mean, I'm about to drive
to Krispy Kreme.

[Khloé laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

[Kris] Hi, bubba.

[in high-pitched voice]
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!

-Don't you dare throw up on me.
-[pounding in distance]

[Kourtney] What's all that banging?

[Kris] They're finishing up
the doors downstairs.

I'm gonna turn Kendall's
bedroom into a closet.

I just have stuff in every
closet of every single room,

and I just want it all in one place.

You sound like the farmer

who built bigger barns instead
of giving away his extra crops.

[Kris] Your closet is so much
bigger than mine.

[Reign babbling]

What do you think?

So, what's going on with Scott?
Has he seen the kids?

Mm-hmm. I'm sure he'll come over
today and see them.

[Kourtney] While we go to the ESPYs,

I told Scott that he can
come over to see the kids.

We're trying the best that we can

to be a team, living apart.

[Kris] Has anything changed?

Not really. We're just
being cool for the kids.

[Kris] 'Cause I don't want you to,

you know, I just want to make
sure that it's fine with you

'cause I really do
genuinely care about him…

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-…and love him.

But I want him to know that

at the same time,
he still has to take responsibility.

He's going to be in our lives.

We have three kids together.

So just, a heads up.

[lively music playing]

[Khloé] What are you wearing? The white?

[Kourtney] No. I'm wearing this.

[Khloé] You're gonna look so hot.

[upbeat music playing]

[makeup artist]
Is everybody going tonight?

[Khloé] The sisters, her kids,

then we're going to dinner
with my mom afterwards.

Tonight we're going
to the ESPYs to support Caitlyn

and really, also,
for Kendall and Kylie.

I know that Kendall
is especially nervous for Caitlyn.

She's just worried,
what if Caitlyn gets booed?

What if people aren't supportive?

And I totally get it.

I'm exactly the same way.

-You ready?
-[Khloé] Yeah, ready.

They're closing the doors at six o'clock.

[Khloé] Love you.
Thank you, guys.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Do you feel like
my boobs are lopsided?

What?

-You look beautiful.
-I look so ugly.

You look gorgeous. I mean,
your makeup and hair is stunning.

The dress is pretty.

[Kim] Do I look, like, huge
and fat on my back, though?

[Kris] Kim, you're pregnant.
Embrace it.

You're talking to a woman
who's nervous about having

her ex-husband on television
any moment wearing a dress.

I'm really proud of all my kids

for the way that they've shown
their love for Caitlyn.

But I've decided to sit this one out.

I haven't met Caitlyn yet,

and I feel like it would be so awkward

to meet her under these circumstances.

-Turn around. Let--
-[Kim] What?

Just put your hand, Kim,
your hand to your side.

Hand to your side.

Okay, I think that looks better
that this is down.

Kim, we're going in there at 6:00.

We're not gonna make it,
so we should go if you're not ready.

[Kourtney] You look really fab.

[Kris] You're great.
It's perfect.

-Okay, I have my phone.
-You're good. Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye, guys.

Love you, guys.
See you at dinner.

You look so good, Khlo.
Khloé, so stunning.

Thanks.

Have fun, girls!

I love you.

See you at dinner.

[lively music playing]

[Kylie] Is Kendall ready?

[Kendall] Almost. Awesome.

[Kylie]
She's not taking any of my clothes, right?

[assistant] Just one brown random dress.

She can't wear that.

That's one of my favorite brown dresses,

so just take it out of her bag.
It's not hers.

-[Kendall] Kylie, I can't borrow this?
-No, that's one of my favorite dresses.

[Kendall]
I'm not going to dinner like this.

I can't sit.

[Kylie] So you can have someone
go grab clothes from your house.

Why would you want to wear something
from my closet when you can--

[Kendall] Because I can't.
We're going straight for the show.

Yes, you can have someone
drop [bleep] off.

No! Kylie!

It's just annoying,
'cause this night is already

stressful as it is.

I really want to just show
that we support our dad,

so we don't need
to be fighting over outfits.

I mean, maybe that's why we're fighting
over something so stupid,

but sisters.

You know, it is not necessary
to borrow my [bleep].

[Kendall] You're just, literally,
the biggest [bleep] bitch I've ever met.

[Kylie] Uh, touché.

Bye, children.

[whining]

[Kendall]
I'm sorry your mom is such a [bleep].

[lively music playing]

[Khloé] ♪ My country 'tis of thee… ♪

-♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪
-Yeah!

♪ Of thee I… ♪

-♪ Sing ♪
-[laughs]

-That what it says?
-♪ Land where the… ♪

[Kim] Children d*ed.

Oh, I was gonna say pilgrim.

[Kourtney] No, the pilgrims d*ed.

Oh, I think it's "pilgrims d*ed."

It says, "Land of the pilgrim's pride."

Land of the pilgrim's pride.

-♪ From every mountainside… ♪
-[phone chimes]

Then what?

♪ Let freedom ring ♪

Let freedom--
Why did I think of this song?

Um, Scott cancels on another club.

Hmm. Interesting.

How was it today?

Um, he's at the house.

[Khloé] Oh, no way.

[Kourtney] He's there now.

Were the kids excited?

[Kourtney] So excited.

[Khloé] How long
is he gonna stay there for?

[Kourtney] I don't know.

I don't mind if he puts Mase to bed

'cause that's what
he's been talking about,

and we'll be home after that.

I just hope that
we can get along and, like,

co-parent, and not have to deal
with anything else.

[Kim] I know this is a really
hard time for Kourtney,

and I want her to do whatever
she has to do for the family.

But Kourtney has to be really careful

because Scott always thinks of something

to weasel his way back in.

So I hope that,
you know, this time

it's gonna be different 'cause
I want Kourtney to be strong

and not get back together with him.

[Kim] You guys better hide my back fat

[Khloé] Better hide my face.

Can't believe I'm in this outfit.

I can't believe I'm in this car.

-It's so fab.
-The best part is your outfit.

[laughs] What are you shaking
your head for?

I can't control my nipples.

[laughs]

[crowd cheering]

[woman] Kendall, turn your head, please!

Kylie! Kylie!

[paparazzi clamoring]

[Kendall] Tonight is much bigger

than me and Kylie's little sister drama,

so Kylie and I decided
to do the carpet together.

I've always been really
protective of my dad.

I don't want her to be scared
or nervous or anything.

That alone makes me really nervous.

[crowd clamoring]

[Abby Wambach]
Ladies and gentlemen, Caitlyn Jenner.

[crowd cheering]

[uplifting music playing]

[Kim] Everyone
is so supportive of Caitlyn.

And it is so amazing to see

her walking up there in heels
in front of all of these people.

-[crowd cheering]
-[Caitlyn] Thank you so much.

I know the people in this room
have respect for hard work.

I trained hard,

but this transition has been harder on me

than anything I could imagine.

I always wanted my children
to be so proud of their dad

for what he was able
to accomplish in his life.

You guys have given me so much support.

I am so grateful
to have all of you in my life.

Thank you. [sniffles]

[crowd applauding]

[triumphant music playing]

I think what my dad is doing now
is so amazing.

I feel like this is the reason
she's on the planet.

To bring awareness,
and everyone's watching her

and what she's doing, so…

I think it's really, really
awesome that she's doing this.

Thank you so much for this honor.

-[crowd cheering]
-[Caitlyn] Thank you.

[Kendall] My dad's speech was beautiful.

I think that this is a really huge step

for everyone to process the transition.

And it's great that all my sisters

were all here to support her
and I love seeing my dad happy.

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Hey, Mom.

-Hi.
-Nice dress!

[laughs] Thank you.

How are you?

You guys looked so beautiful
on the red carpet.

[Kris] The gold mermaid dress?

That's, like, one of the all-time
greatest dresses I've ever seen.

That was so good--

It was insane in the sunlight, too.

It was, like, ten times better.

Yeah, you looked like
a little Academy Award statue.

[Kris] The gold dress, the black dress,
you looked beautiful--

How did you think his speech was?

[tender music playing]

I thought it was, um--

-[Kim] Did you watch it?
-Yes, I did.

[Kris] I thought she did a really
good job with the speech.

Yeah. Really beautiful.

I started crying before she went on.

Before we even walked out to sit down.

I was nervous, she was nervous.

I was thinking that would be so scary.

And such a big responsibility.

[Kris] Caitlyn gave an amazing speech.

It was very brave of her to come out

on national television live
in front of millions of people.

I think she did a good job.

What did you guys think?

-[Kourtney] Great.
-Yeah.

The outfit was great
and the speech was great.

You look pretty tonight.

[Kourtney] Do I normally not?

[Kris] Well, you've been
looking really cute lately.

You kind of came out of your

"I'm not gonna get a wax
or get dressed" phase.

And I'm really proud of you.

Like my old Kourtney's back.

[Kris] This has been a year

of a lot of change for my family.

And we're all going through our own thing

kind of at the same time.

Tonight was a really big night
for Caitlyn,

but it means so much to me

that they wanted
to have dinner with me after

and make sure I was okay.

The way that they've shown
such incredible love

and kindness and acceptance.

They're amazing kids.

You know what's really cute?
That picture you posted of you

watering Khloé's plants.

Mm-hmm. I was acting.

I wasn't really watering.

Please, don't burst my bubble.

-I was watering them.
-Thank you.

[lively music playing]

[Kim] So, we were sitting outside

and we were looking
at the stars and the moon

and I was saying
that there's the North Star,

and I said, "Look, there's
the North Star," and she goes,

"And, uh, P star, Mason star."

And I said,
"No, there's only a North Star.

P doesn't have a star--"

Why are you putting
ChapStick all over you?

[Kendall] Wait,
is Dad mad at you guys, too,

for not going to her after-party thing?

When we went to dinner with Mom?

[suspenseful music playing]

[Kim] No.

[Kendall] She asked me--
I didn't even know about it

till the day of.
And then she came up to me

after the ESPYs and was like,
"Are you coming?"

And I was like, "We've already planned

to go to dinner with Mom."

"I didn't know your thing was happening."

And it's so weird
'cause Dad and Mom put me,

especially me and Kylie into,
like, this weird position of

like, choosing between them.

I felt really bad about
not going to dinner with my dad

and going to dinner with my mom,

but I also want to be
supportive of my mom,

um, with what she's going through.

So I feel like I'm stuck
in a really awkward position.

Dad wouldn't talk to me.

-That's so wrong to do to you.
-Right?

[Kim] We asked her to go to dinner--

I think we probably made the situation--

Kylie and I were just
rolling with the flow.

Yeah, I think we made
that situation 'cause--

[Kourtney] 'Cause we decided

we didn't want to go to the after-party.

In the moment, I felt bad.

I felt like we should've
gone to the after-party.

I think it was just so fresh
after Vanity Fair

-and we thought, like--
-Yeah.

[Kim] We, at some point,
we had to make a stand for Mom.

Did it make Mom feel so much better?

Yes, I think it did.

[Kourtney] Kendall is doing
the absolute best she can

to be supportive
and understand this whole thing.

You know, we planned
this dinner with my mom,

thinking that that was
the right thing to do,

but Caitlyn is not happy with us.

Like, there's nothing
we can do about it now

and we're just doing the best
that we can to be supportive.

[Mason squeals]

[Kim] You know my--
You know my baby is due

right near your birthday.

What should we name the new baby?

[Mason] Preston.

Preston?

-[Kim] What about--
-[Mason laughs] Preston Dollar!

Preston Dollar West?

[Mason laughs]

Your imagination is wild.

[crowd clamoring]

[Kim] This season on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

[Kim] I just went over my house stuff.

Guess who has to move out?

-Do you want a roommate?
-Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Mom is not denying that Corey's
her boyfriend now.

Oh, really?

-[Corey] How much do you miss me?
-A lot.

-Is that my car?
-[Corey] That's your car.

You're so cute. [smooches]

No matter what,
I'll be taking care of you.

-You're always gonna be my baby.
-Okay.

Kourtney, I find you very beautiful.

Thank you. [chuckles]

I just don't think Kourtney realizes
how b*mb she is right now.

[photographer 2] Wow, hot damn.

Let's not sh**t my vag*na. [chuckles]

[Kim] Where's Khloé?

[Kris] She's obsessed with working out.

She's taking it to a whole new level.

-[Kim] She has arrived.
-I'm back!

I would like to have a toast
to my little daughter

turning 18 years old.

[Kylie] Yay!

-[Kris] Is that Kylie's name?
-[Tyga] What, here? Oh, yeah.

[Kendall] I was really
looking forward to this trip

-to hang out with you.
-What's the deal with Kylie?

She doesn't have her priorities straight

and I tell everyone that.

[doctor 1]
There's elevated blood pressure.

I really hope it's not diabetes.

I'm, like, actually scared.

Your life is at stake.

[doctor 2] I have your results
on my desk here.

With Scott, do you think you would ever
forgive him and get back with him?

[Khloé] You say I don't have a family

and then we give you one.

Why do you destroy it?

I made the worst decision
I could've ever made in my life.

It's just a situation
I'd never thought I'd be in.

But guess what,
you can make it better.