11x06 - Non-Bon Voyage

[bunniefuu]

[Khloé] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

-What are we gonna do about St. Barths?
-[baby cooing]

[Kim] It's, like, the perfect time
for a family vacation.

I think we all need it.

[Kim] I think we should just do all girls.

This is the craziest thing.

[Khloé] What does that even mean?

[line disconnects]

[Kim] Khloé changed her number
to have a clean start

and she gets a call from Lamar.

This whole thing
shouldn't ever be happening.

[Kim] Tell me one reason
why they should even communicate

after she's finally had the balls
to divorce him.

[Kim] Khloé has done
everything in her power

to try and save this relationship.

Now that she's finally moved on,

my mom just kind of set everything back.

[Khloé] You and I need
a major break from each other.

-Okay.
-[Khloé] I think we need to be separated.

You guys go on this vacation,
I, I don't… I am just gonna stay home.

[lively music]

[Kim] Should I get a new deodorant?

[Mason] Yeah.

They have lavender and white tea.

This is the kind of deodorant Mom uses.

-Do you think Mom smells?
-[Mason] No.

[Kim] She doesn't?

I just feel like, since I'm pregnant,

my deodorant hasn't been working
the way that I would like it to.

Do you even know what deodorant is?

-[Mason] No.
-No. Deodorant is something…

[clicks tongue]

…that you put on your underarms,

so that you don't really have to sweat,
or if you do sweat, it doesn't smell bad.

Okay, wait. You're gonna help me out here.

[Kim] Should I try this one?

-Smell.
-Yes.

That smells nice, right?
Okay, you hold that, since that's a yes.

[upbeat music]

-Too strong? I think too strong.
-[Mason] Too strong.

[Kim] Okay.

[Mason] I wanna smell.

-That's good.
-I think… Okay.

So this is gonna be good,
so we just have two.

That's all we need, right?

[Kim] So we are good.

Your mom will be so happy for me

that I'm trying an all-natural deodorant.

Do you even understand what this means?

[Mason] No.

-[Kim] Let's go tell her.
-[Mason] I don't understand anything.

[Kim] What?

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

[Kylie] Hello?

[Caitlyn] Hello.

[Kylie] Hey.

Oh, I love these chairs.

-I know, I got all new furniture.
-Where are these from?

[Caitlyn] Some designer had them.

-Wow.
-[Caitlyn] That's, actually,

like, they're really pretty cool.

Come here. Sit down.

It's always interesting
when you come over.

-You know why?
-[Kylie] Why?

I want to see what color your hair is.

That's the only reason I invite you over,

-you know that?
-[Kylie] Mm-hm.

-How you been?
-[Kylie] Good.

-[Caitlyn] Kendall's been gone a lot.
-Yes.

Are you sad?

-I'm used to it.
-Not really?

You haven't thought about it?

-[chuckles]
-No, I'm just used to it.

How's that Ferrari working out?

[Kylie] It's really good.

[Caitlyn] It kinda scares me a little bit.

I have not seen you drive it.

To have a high-performance car like that,
you kind of gotta know what you're doing.

So, here's my deal…

driving school, at the racetrack.

You can bring that car out and work it.

-What do you think?
-I'm down.

You're down?

Since my dad isn't going
on the family trip to St. Barths,

it will be really nice
to spend time together.

So I'm excited to go race with my dad.

-We'll go out, have some fun.
-Okay.

-I like your ring.
-Thanks.

-Do you have enough rings?
-No.

No?

[lively music]

[Kim] Well, well, well.

Hello.

Hi.

I just got those and those and those.

-[Kris] Hmm.
-[Kim] You love to copy.

I'm not copying, Monica brought it.

-[Kourtney] Hi, guys.
-[Kris] Hi.

-You left these at my house.
-Oh, thank God. Thank you.

[Kourtney] Wait, what was the text
that you're not coming on the trip?

[Kris] Well, I just don't think I--
That my heart can handle

any more abuse from you guys,

-when you get mad--
-[Kourtney] When did I abuse you?

Well, you didn't. It was Khloé and Kim.

Mostly Kim, and it's not even
her ex-husband.

[Kim] Khloé was so upset,
so I was sticking up for her.

I don't think I said anything
that was, like, crazy to you.

That's the problem, is you don't realize

how much you hurt people with your words.

Kim can be super aggressive
and super harsh.

You make the worst decisions.

She doesn't tell me all the information.

-You sound so stupid.
-Well, then I'm stupid.

She's way out of line
to speak to me like this.

[Kris] I would never do anything
to intentionally upset my kids,

I just love Lamar.

And she's gotta respect that, too.

[Kim] You just have
a sentimental thing with Lamar,

and at some point,
you have to get over it.

Because what you did created…

-[Kris] No.
-…a bigger stream of problems.

[Kris] Okay, but you weren't going
to give me

the benefit of the doubt.

I always want
what's best for my daughter, absolutely.

Her talking to Lamar and you saying,

"Lamar deserves a second chance,"

that is so wrong and a…
that's being a bad mother.

[Kris] All right, what else
do you want to call me?

I would never speak to somebody
the way you speak to anybody.

It's the truth.

-And the truth hurts.
-[Kris] Okay.

No, your words hurt.

You don't hold accountability

for thinking that Lamar deserves
a second chance

-in Khloé's life?
-[Kris] I didn't say he now…

deserves to be back as her husband, okay?

I was just saying people--

-Even for them to speak…
-[Kris] …in general. Okay.

-it's not healthy for Khloé.
-That's none of my business.

-[Kim] She's moved on…
-I can't control that.

-…and now you're…
-Yes, she has.

-…you, solely, are pulling her back.
-No, you're out of your mind.

-[Kim] I'm not out of my mind.
-Kim, just stop.

All we were looking for is
for you to say, "[bleep],

-I [bleep] up, I'm so sorry."
-That's exactly why I don't want

-to go on the trip with you.
-Then don't go.

[tense music]

[Kris] I just don't want
to be yelled at anymore.

[Kim] There is nothing
that bothers me more in life

than someone that doesn't take
accountability for their actions.

We all just want to have
a good time in St. Barths,

so if my mom is just gonna sit
and play the victim,

let's leave her home.

Mom said, "I'm done for the day.

Get her out of my house.

She will be moved out
by the time she gets home,

she can stay with Kourt."

[Kim] Okay.

I'll gladly move out.

[Kim] What a nice mother she is.

Putting out a pregnant woman and a child.

I just don't even understand
what my mom was thinking.

Write her back and say,
"Kim will gladly move out."

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

[Caitlyn] Well, it's good to do
something with my little girl.

Are you excited, scared?

-What is it?
-I'm excited.

[Candis] So was your car
taken out here for you?

-[Kylie] Yeah.
-[Caitlyn] Yay!

You can go as fast as you want.

[chuckles]

How is this legal,
to go as fast as you want?

Well, uh, it's a racetrack.

Fun.

I am so excited to race my car.

I have always wanted to do it.

[electronic music]

[engine revs]

[Caitlyn] We're gonna go pretty slow

and you're gonna kind of get an idea
of where the track is.

[Caitlyn] First.

-Okay, second.
-[engine revs]

-Maybe that's a little fast. Slow it down.
-[man] You're very tight.

Wait, wait, wait, wait…
[whimpers]

You got a little wide on that one.

Keep it… Wah, wah, wah.

Is this fun?

I want to go fast.

[techno music]

[Caitlyn] Hit it now.

On the throttle, on the throttle,
on the throttle, on the throttle.

Keep it in this gear.

Stay to the outside.

Nice.

-That was a good one.
-Yeah, that was a good one.

[Kendall] I'm so excited.

[Caitlyn] Yay.

-[Kendall] Hello.
-It's a playdate.

[Caitlyn] Oh, there's Kylie.

[Kendall squeals]
Puppy.

Let's go.

Oh, my god.

How are you?

You need to give her some water.

[Kendall] I think she might not be okay.

-No, she's okay.
-She's really hot.

[Kylie]
All right, I'ma take her, I'ma take her.

Want to go?

Yeah. All right, guys.

-[Kendall] Are you leaving?
-Soon.

[Kendall] Where are you going?

We've been here
since seven in the morning.

So… don't [bleep] with me,
I woke up at 6:30.

[Kendall] You should stay for a skidpad.

It's really fun, you learn
how to do doughnuts.

-You literally get to learn how to do
-I've just been here…

-…a doughnut, legally.
-I've just been here a really long time.

-[Caitlyn] All right.
-[Kylie] Okay.

All right, Kendall. Let's go.

I actually can't believe
that Kylie's leaving right now,

just 'cause we never get
to spend time with each other.

I travel a ton for work,
and even when I'm home in LA,

I feel like
I don't even really get to see Kylie

as often as I'd like to,

and to have a moment to spend time

with your dad and your sister,
I would take it.

Now, what's the deal with Kylie?

She probably saw the opportunity
that you were occupied

and she could go home and do

-whatever she wants to do.
-Well, don't say stuff like that

-'cause it's not, it's--
-But seriously, she prob--

If I'm being honest, she was here for you,

and then saw that I was here

and felt it was her opportunity to leave
and go back to being with her friends.

Well, that may be true,

-that may be true.
-[Kendall] I mean, whatever…

'Cause last night, I tried
to get her to go to dinner--

She doesn't have her priorities straight.

I, I was just curious, I didn't…

think it was anything I had done.

-Or you had done.
-No. No.

-It's nothing that we had done.
-Yeah, okay.

[Caitlyn] All right, well, we're gonna do
the skidpads and stuff.

[upbeat music]

[engine revving]

[Caitlyn] There you go.

[tires screeching]

[Kendall] Oh, my god.

[lively music]

[Kris]
Hey, babe. Do you want a glass of wine?

I, I wanted some, but I'd rather have you.

-Well, you can, uh, share mine.
-[smooches]

-[Corey] What's going on?
-Want some?

Yeah.

-Ah, yeah.
-Um…

Good. I'm trying to decide…

whether or not to go to St. Barths.

Is that why you're looking all gloomy?

I'm just trying to make
a decision, and it, like…

I just, I feel like I shouldn't go.

I feel like it's just gonna be
a [bleep] storm of nonsense.

You know?

Not necessarily.

I think you should just kinda
be the queen you are

and just know they're being kids
and just go enjoy the family.

What's the family
without the mom, the boss lady?

The founder.

-[chuckles]
-But that, that's the problem, is they…

They're not kids, they just act like kids.

Well, look at the glass half-full,
you know?

-These are…
-[Kris] I do.

…young, young women
that really look up to you,

so think about how you are.

You can't get emotionally attached
to their attitudes.

They're gonna be what they're gonna be.

Yep.

[Kris] I think that my decision is

to go ahead and go on the family vacation.

I didn't go on the last one,

and I have great regrets over that

because we make such amazing memories

and I don't want to miss another trip,

especially when my grandkids are coming.

They learned it from the best.

-[Kris chuckles softly]
-And keep it moving.

-We'll keep it moving.
-[Corey] Yeah, baby.

Think about how many times
you might have got under MJ's skin.

I'm sure 200 million, billion times

-that you got up under MJ's skin.
-Okay, let's not get carried away.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] One, two… three.

Come on. Thank you.

[Kris] Yay.

[Khloé] We just landed in St. Barths.

I've always wanted to go to St. Barths.

I've never been to Saint anything,

so I'm super excited.

This landing strip is absolutely insane.

I personally was not
looking out the window,

because I was told not to
or else we would be terrified.

[Kendall] That is the craziest landing.

Why wouldn't we come in from that side?

That's what I don't get.

They said it's a famous airport
and people come just to watch that.

We took a boat here.

We had our own little yacht
with Uncle Frank and Aunt Kathy

when you were three months,
five months old.

So my mom decided to come on the trip,

and I am just gonna let it go.

St. Barths is so beautiful.

I've always wanted to come here.

I want to have a great vacation
with my sisters and my daughter,

and I'm just not gonna
pay any attention to her.

So pretty.

I'm gonna spy on surfers.

[Khloé chuckles]
Okay.

I'm gonna spy with you.

[upbeat music]

-[Penelope] We are here.
-[Khloé] We're here.

[lively music]

[Khloé] Oh, my goodness,
look how pretty it is.

-[Kim] So cute.
-[Khloé] This is beautiful.

[Khloé whispers]
Oh, my god. I swear

I thought that was Scott for a second.
[chuckles softly]

[Kendall whispers]
Oh, my god, could you imagine that?

[Khloé]
I thought that was Scott for a second,

this guy in the plaid shirt.

-[Kourtney] Hi, how are you?
-Hi, I'm Benjamin.

Nice to meet you.

My partner and I will welcome you
to Hotel La Banane.

-[Kourtney] This is so cute.
-Nice to meet you too.

[Khloé] Oh, my goodness, sister,
look where we are.

[Kendall] This is so cute.

[Kourtney] Wanna go find your rooms, guys?

[Khloé] This is so cute.

-[Kourtney] I think I'm here.
-[Kendall] Yeah, you're right there.

[Kourtney] Ooh.

[Kendall] They're so cute. I love it.

[Kendall] Where's Kylie's room?

I'm super excited about this family trip.

It's our first all-girls trip.

Kylie's on her way and I'm really excited

to, like, do weird, random,
adventurous things together.

[Kourtney]
They said we're gonna see turtles.

[Kendall] Oh, my god.

There was, like, a [bleep] iguana.

It's giant. Oh, my god,

-that is the creepiest thing ever.
-[Kourntey] Lizard, Mase.

[Khloé] You guys, how cool is this house?

-Really cool.
-[Kendall] Look at the little puppy.

Look at the little puppy.

[giggles]

-[Khloé] Want more water?
-[Penelope babbles]

[Kim] Think the doggie wants some water.

[Benjamin] Oh, my god.
[laughs]

Why drink water?

[Khloé] He's thirsty, too.

[chuckling]

[Kris] Oh, this is cute.

[Khloé] So how did…

'cause I just don't get,
like, how all this…

and Mom ended up coming.
Did you talk to her again?

I mean, I've seen her
in the house, obviously.

How is she kicking you out
for something she did?

-No, she thinks I'm just, like, mean.
-[Khloé] She said, "Oh…"

'Cause I told you how she was like,

-"You don't know the whole story."
-[Kim] I don't want to get, like,

-drawn back into it.
-No, I know, but then,

she, like, denies everything.

I'm just like,
"How am I getting in the middle of this?

I'm just sticking up for Khloé
'cause she was so upset."

[Khloé] I am still pissed at my mom.

Island life is supposed to be, like, calm,

it's, like, more slow, laid-back.

So I have to stay away, keep my distance,

because it will be better
for the both of us

at the end of the day.

We can't get back into it again.

-It's literally--
-[Kim] I don't want to get back into it,

it's, like, the longest flight ever.

I want to enjoy this environment,

but when I got on the plane, I saw her,

I wanted to go, "Oh…
[laughs sarcastically]

-…you're coming."
-[Kim] Yeah.

[cheerful music]

[Kris] Ooh, so cute.

Beautiful.

Hmm. It's amazing.

One, two, three.

[Kourtney] Okay, P.

-Yeah.
-[Kourtney] One, two, three.

-You have floaties on, you silly goose.
-[Kendall] It's fine.

They do it every day.
Like, they've literally done it so--

It's, like, how they land the planes here.

Like, they're kinda famous for it,
but it's, uh, it's fine.

They've never had an accident
where anyone's ever been hurt.

It's literally a ten-minute flight,

and the process is two minutes long.

You'll be fine.

Hello?

[inquisitive music]

Once I got on the plane
and I was terrified,

I knew Kylie would be even more scared,

'cause she is just, in general,
scared of flying.

[line ringing]

[automated voice]
Your call has been forwarded

-to an automated voice--
-I hate her so much sometimes.

I really wish
Kylie would get on this plane,

'cause then she would
just get here quicker,

and we could hang out.
It's a little annoying.

[lively music]

Here you go. Pasta salad
with, uh, mushroom, garlic and basil.

[Khloé] Thank you.

What is that?

[imitates waiter's accent]
Chinese chicken salad.

-What kind of accent is that?
-I don't know, Kourtney.

What are you doing till…

shopping and dinner?

I don't know.

[Khloé] I haven't really thought about it.

[Kendall]
We should start planning activities.

No, literally, I can't sit.

-[Khloé] Well, yeah, we didn't come here--
-I enjoyed chilling out for a little bit,

but then I want to, like, do something.

I agree. I don't wanna sit here all day,

but I'm also pissed
the paparazzi knows where we are.

You can't let it ruin your--
Don't let it k*ll your vibe.

I just don't want to be
in a bathing suit, and then…

[Kourtney] You have a fuego body.

Who gives a flying [bleep]
if you are even fat and like…

Yes, Kourtney, yes.

You got to live your life.
This is your life.

-[Kris] Hi, ladies.
-Do you have white wine?

-[waiter] Yeah, I do.
-Do you want white wine?

-[kids chattering]
-[waiter] I'll go bring some over.

[Khloé] Thank you.

-I would love a glass of wine.
-[indistinct chatter]

-[Kris] You can just pour, it's okay.
-[waiter] Yeah?

[Kris] Mm-hm. Thank you.
I know that it tastes fine.

[Kourtney] And if it didn't taste good,
you would--

-[Khloé] You would still drink it.
-[Kris] You got that right.

So, wait…

is there any update on Scott?

No, Joe just said,

"Oh, my god, you'll die
when you hear this story."

And then I, he said, "Call me."

But I called and he didn't answer.

[Khloé] I was gonna say,
"How could you not call?"

I would be like, "Dahling…"

I would be calling and calling.

He said they're in a hotel or something.

[Kourtney] People keep telling me

that Scott has gone out of town,
but, like, at this point,

there's really nothing that I could hear

that's worse than anything else
I've heard.

So I just want to enjoy my vacation,

and not spend it thinking
about what Scott's up to,

because at this point,
it just doesn't matter.

Who wanted white wine?

[Kim] Is it legal to drink here?

What, now you're gonna step in?

-Now you have something to say?
-[Kris] Kendall and Kylie are,

can legally drink
right now on this island?

That's the scariest thing I've ever heard.

Ten, nine, eight…

I only got down to eight. Pretty good.

[Kourtney] For what?

To talk me out of, like…

-Screaming at me and going "That's…"
-…being crazy.

"…your infomercial voice."

[Kris] No, but seriously…

Do you want to go ride on the things
while they're getting ready?

-Oh, my god.
-[Khloé] Mm-hm.

Go put clothes on.
I'm gonna go put my pants on.

Squad meet up in ten.

No, it's okay. I'm good.

-No need to worry about me.
-[Khloé] Thank you so much for food.

[upbeat music]

[bleep] fabulous.

[engines revving]

[Khloé] Okay.

Sister?

Oh.

[upbeat music continues]

[Kendall and Khloé screaming, clamoring]

We all came to St. Barths to get away,

I think, from all of our problems

and just kind of have a release of life

and enjoy and step away.

I cannot hear the moaning

and the groaning and the complaining.

And thank God Kendall's here.

And thank God I have a partner in crime.

[engines revving]

[Khloé]
Oh, my god, it's coming right here.

This is so scary.

[Kendall] Khloé!

[both scream]

[Kendall] Right.

Oh, my god.

[lively music]

[Khloé] What a beautiful restaurant.

[Kendall] Who's going paragliding?

I am.

I truly think you're gonna p*ssy out.

No, I'm not.

[Khloé] First of all,
have more faith in your sister.

No, 'cause I know
you're terrified of the ocean,

-so I think you're gonna get out there…
-[Khloé] But it's clear ocean.

So if it's clear, I'm not gonna be scared.
You guys always take me to dark waters.

[Khloé]
Why would I want to swim where it's black?

Where the black monster is.

There's a big sea lion under me
or whatever they are, a sea monster.

[Kourtney] Since when have you
ever been afraid of a big, black snake?

I'm not afraid of a big, black snake.

-I'm afraid of a big, black, thing…
-[laughs]

[growls]

-[Khloé] I'm going.
-[Kendall] Okay.

[Kim] Kendall, you know Tyga's coming.

Kylie invited Tyga.

[tense music]

-When is he coming?
-[Kim] Tomorrow.

So he's, like, joining the family vacay.

Um, I think it's just weird
that she wouldn't ask any of us,

especially since we made it a point
to have it be a girls' trip.

[Kourtney] Yeah.

Totally, like…

You could've taken this time
to be with your family.

I'm sure we all had someone
we wanted to bring.

Mom, Khloé…

So, that's a little annoying.

[Kendall] I was really looking forward
to being with Kylie on this trip.

And not that I don't love Tyga,

but having him around
kinda takes Kylie away from me.

I don't think spending time with me is
very important to her.

I don't think she's doing
anything maliciously.

I think you guys are a little hard on her,

because you guys forget
that you all went through the same thing.

I could bring up some memories
of some real doozies

where you guys have brought
your boyfriends

and really didn't ask anybody,

just said this one's coming
or that one's coming.

[Kris] I don't think Kylie knew
that it was all-girls trip,

because I told Kylie
it was okay to bring Tyga.

She just turned 18,

and this is the first time
that she's really been able to…

go on a family trip with a boyfriend.

-And we all had your boyfriends…
-[Khloé] Listen, I get it.

-…on our trips.
-I'd rather be with a man, too.

I actually wouldn't.

I would love to be here with my family.

[Kris]
I understand where you're coming from.

I'm just saying, try to be understanding.

[tense music]

[lively music]

[Khloé] Ky. Kylie?

You, oh, you need to wake up.

[Kylie] It's daytime?

[Mason] Yeah.

Kylie ended up taking the ferry,
which made her get in last night,

and she went straight to sleep.

So, I don't really get to spend
any time with her

before Tyga gets here.

[Mason] And then…

me and P have new, big hands.

[Khloé] This is how Kylie gets woken up.

[Kylie] Are these to, like,
wake me up, these tools?

[Khloé] Shake her hand with your new hand.

Say "Nice to meet you."

[Kylie] I had boat rides

and it took three planes
to get to St. Barths,

so I'm a little jet-lagged.

[Kylie]
Sorry, guys, I just need more sleep.

Okay.

[Khloé] Come on, out the room.

Say bye to Kylie.

[Mason] Bye, Kylie.

[Khloé laughs]

P, say bye.

Bye, P.

[Khloé] P doesn't want to talk. Let's go.

[bright music]

[upbeat music]

-[man] Good morning. How are you?
-[Khloé] Good morning.

-Hi, how are you?
-How are you?

-Good, how are you?
-I'm good, thank you.

-Hello, nice to see you.
-Hello, hello.

-I'm Kris. What's your name?
-Loïc.

-[Kris] Loïc?
-[Loïc] Loïc, yes.

-Hi, I'm Khloé.
-How are you? Loïc.

-So you are ready to work out?
-Yeah.

Kourtney has joined
my therapy system in working out.

She has fallen in love
with working out, just as I have.

And so, we have planned
to have a trainer in St. Barths,

someone local.

We want to be active, be outside.

Like, explore St. Barths.

[Loïc] We're gonna do the hike.

[Khloé]
The hike we're really excited about.

It's gonna be beautiful.

[Kourtney]
Wait, I just found this girl's Instagram.

Oh, my god.

[tense music]

[Khloé] So, Scott's with two girls?

-[Kourtney] I guess.
-We're having drama.

[Kourtney]
We're just Instagram-stalking some people.

Let me see.

[Kourtney] People keep sending me

screen grabs of different Instagrams

and pictures of Scott
here and there, and it's like,

I don't even want to know, but then,

you know, it's, like,
how can you not look?

Who's that chick?

[Kourtney]
I don't know. One of the people tagged.

Oh, it's… yeah, she was there.

[Kourtney] And, like, on this…

[Khloé] Oh, my god.

Not cute at all.

[Kim] Scott's in Mexico.

This is the first trip without him.
He's still causing a problem.

I think Kourtney needs to just…

not really worry
about what everyone's texting.

I feel bad that she's, you know,
paying attention to it.

I just hope it doesn't ruin the trip.

Okay, guys.

[Kris]
Get off your email. It's time to work out.

I'm so proud of all of you guys.

You guys are in such good shape.

-[Khloé] I was and then I fell off.
-You really take this seriously.

[Kim] No, you did not.

[Khloé] No, I kind of did,

and then I told people after the Hamptons,

"Never bring Nilla cookies
around me again,"

and they were in that room last night,

and Kylie and I were in there
for a good seven minutes.

And a lot of damage
could be done in seven minutes.

[upbeat music]

I think I see a shiny thing in the sky.

[staff] Yeah, there's a plane right there.

[Kylie shrieks]

What was that?

I am so excited to see Tyga.

I love having T around.

I feel like he just keeps me sane

and he always wants to do
everything that I want to do

and we love going on adventures.

[Kylie] Yay.

-Yo, that was the craziest landing ever.
-[Kylie] No way.

That was. You wouldn't believe.
I was scared.

I watched a little bit of it,
like, I saw your plane coming in.

And that runway was so short,
it was just like…

[Tyga] You would've freaked out.

[Kylie] This is the first time

I'm bringing a guy on a family trip,

so I'm a little nervous
about how it's gonna go.

[bright music]

[Loïc] Here we are. Let's go.

[Kris] Oh, this is pretty.

[Khloé] It's so pretty.

I swear, I could look
totally not pregnant in photos.

-[Kris] We have to go all the way back?
-[Khloé] Yeah.

[Kris] This is why God made treadmills.

[Khloé] Why? This is so much nicer
than being inside.

[Kourtney]
Yeah, what are you even talking about?

-[Kris] I'm kidding.
-[Kourtney] It's so much nicer…

[Kim]
You're such a downer to work out with.

-[Khloé] Let's be positive.
-[Kim] Yeah, seriously.

To hear someone in the back of me

saying, "That's why
God created treadmills"?

No. God created Mother Nature,

this mountain, this beautiful beach
that we're hiking on.

Like, when are we gonna do this again?
Let's enjoy it.

[Kim] Girls, get over here.

We all need a selfie.
Kourtney, get over here.

-Look at this.
-What is happening?

How pretty is that selfie?

[Kourtney] Mom wants to be in it.

-Will you get out?
-[Kris] Whatever. Forget it.

[Kris] One day, when I'm gone,

you guys are gonna try to find
a picture of me and you're gonna go,

"I remember the time
we were in this city,"

and then you're gonna look and go,
"Nope, she's not in it."

Well, I have so many pictures to remember.

[dramatic music]

I hate to be a baby,

but I'm feeling like the fifth wheel.

[Kris] It's my vacation, too.

I want to have fun
and I want to bond with my kids

and when they're angry,

I feel not right.

Maybe coming on this trip was a mistake.

[dramatic music continues]

-[Khloé] It's so nice.
-[Kourtney] Debbie Downer's coming, too.

[Kris] I need a raft and a drink.
I'm exhausted.

[Khloé] Mom, stop complaining.

[Kris] Oh, my god.
You guys are a tough crowd today.

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] …I only have it to look.

Got a new member.

[Khloé] Whoo! New member.

[Kourtney] Welcome.

-How you guys doing?
-All right.

-[Khloé] Welcome to the Caribbean.
-What's up, Kourt.

[Tyga] You guys take that flight out here?

-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-[Khloé] Yeah, scary.

-[Khloé] I literally have whiplash.
-[Kim] I have whiplash.

[Khloé] Yeah, for sure.

Where did the name "Tyga" come from?

-You really want to know?
-[Kendall] I really want to know.

From, like, my mom.

She said that, I looked like Tiger Woods
when I was little.

[snorts]

[Tyga] So she used to call me that.

-She used to call you "Tiger Woods"?
-[Tyga] No, no, no. Like, it was "Tiger."

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-And then I just switched the spelling.

-T-Y-G-A.
-[Kendall] Yeah.

Which means, "Thank You God, Always."

-Oh.
-[Tyga] So put it,

like, a little swing on it, you know,
like a meaning, you know?

Yeah. Oh, cool.

That's how I came up with my rap name.

-[chuckles]
-Fun story. Tell it again.

[Kendall] What's going on today?

Are we done with our activity for the day?

Do you want to go on that hike later?

There's this natural pool in rocks.

We should do that.
And you guys can go swim in it.

It was so worth it.

Sunset hike?

At this point, I can't do anything
about Kylie inviting Tyga on the trip,

so I'm just gonna make the best of it

and hope that we can
kind of all do things together?

Is it a long hike?

Like, 30 minutes. We did it this morning.

Like, we jumped in…
it was, like, a lagoon.

It was like, there was no waves.

I don't think
I'm just gonna want to be ready.

[upbeat music]

-He's here.
-[children chattering]

[Khloé laughing]

[Penelope] Why are we going
back and forth, KoKo?

Um, back and forth, like rocking?

But why?

'Cause there's waves in the ocean.

[Kylie] I may not use that.

I might just stay on my…
oh, yeah, I'll have it.

-[Kendall] Wanna come, T?
-[Tyga] What if we flip over?

[Kendall]
We won't. Come on. You just swim.

[Tyga] Wanna do this?

[Kendall] I actually really like Tyga

and I enjoy that he's here,

but I really thought
Kylie would do this with me,

'cause we really love to do
adventurous stuff together.

[Khloé] Mason, are you driving?

That's so cute.

[Kris] Have fun, Mase.

[Khloé] Tyga and Kylie…

Does anyone care that Kylie and T
are just doing the damn thing?

[Kendall] She has to, like,
make an effort to be with us.

And bringing your boyfriend on a vacation

is not making an effort at all
to hang out with us.

Like, right now, her and Tyga
are downstairs sleeping.

It was, like, specifically a girls' trip
and we had said that.

And I don't know
if that memo got to Kylie.

It's also not Tyga's job.

It's more Kylie's job to, like,
you know, like, balance it all.

[Kim] Yeah.

[cheerful music]

Mom, you have purple veins.

I…

Is that what you were talking about?

You talk to me
about your veins all day long

and now, when I say, "Oh, I see
what you were talking about…"

-Oh, which one are you…? This one?
-[Kim] Why can't you get those…

[Kim] No, that one, yeah.

I thought you could get those lasered.

It's like, I'm sorry,
after seeing that Caitlyn…

could go from a man to a woman,
you could do anything.

[Kim] Oh, my god.

-I don't know if you want to hear this.
-What?

I just got an email. This is so sad.

"Lamar Odom Speaks Out,
Calls Khloé 'My Wife' and 'Soulmate.'

'We'll never be parted.'"

"During the lengthy interview
with In Touch magazine…"

He did an interview
with In Touch magazine.

"…Lamar insists, 'That woman is my wife.

-Without the ring on my finger.
-[emotional music]

Even with her picture
being taken with another man,

this woman is still my wife.

She's my soulmate,' Lamar told the mag."

[Khloé]
I don't get why Lamar is saying this

and making things so public right now.

I think it's so out of character for him.

I'm so confused.

[Kim] "Lamar also said,
'We'll never be apart.

I will never consider myself
serious with another woman.

To sum it up, if a man is attempting
to court Khloé,

he's probably wasting his time.

Seeing Khloé with another man is weird,

because I really know
how she feels about me.'"

Why is he meeting with these people,
day after day?

But we also have to consider,

In Touch magazine is taking stuff
from the…

He did an interview, Mom.
He sat down with them.

-He sat down.
-Stop protecting him.

-I'm not protecting him.
-You are. You are.

We're not gonna get
into this whole fight all over again.

All right.

[upbeat music]

How pretty. We got the good seats, guys.

[Kendall] We get the ocean.

This is so pretty.

[Tyga] Think I'm gonna get
a black light tattoo on my face.

It's gonna be, like…

-almost clear.
-So, in the dark?

-[Tyga] So, like, if I had it on--
-[Kendall] But even on your skin tone?

Don't risk it. You better find out.

Yeah, you should test it
on your skin somewhere else first,

'cause if you, if that happens
and then you can see it?

[Kourtney] Yeah.

Yay.

-[Kylie] Hey, guys.
-[Kourtney] They have arrived.

-You look good, everyone.
-Hi, Mase.

[Mason] Hi.

Khlo, does that bother you or no?

Yeah, not in a bad…

I mean, it just makes me sad.

[Kim] Yeah.

I don't know why he's,
I've never known him

-to be that, whatsoever.
-[Kourtney] Who?

[Khloé] Lamar had a sit-down interview
with In Touch.

In the interview, he's like,

"I know Khloé tells me
she's still in love with me…"

[Khloé] He said he didn't want anyone
to date me again.

But why would it be
two and a half years later

are you now gonna say this?

[Kim] I think he's making it seem like
Khloé is still in love with him,

so it's harder for another guy
to want to, like, jump in.

[Kim] You know what I mean?

I feel bad for Khloé,
because I know she's just trying

to move on with her life.

[Kourtney] And what's being written
makes it hard to do that.

I feel like you can't respond.
You can't put up a quote.

-You can't do any of that.
-[Khloé] Yeah, I wasn't online.

And now that I am,
it's, like, everywhere, that story.

[Kourtney] Really?

I saw something about him saying,

him admitting he's still in love with you

and that you're still in love with him,
but that's all I saw.

[mellow music]

Everything Lamar's saying is true.

Like, I do love Lamar.

That's never been a question
if we love each other.

But Lamar is all talk and no action.

For two years, I've wanted Lamar to try.

For two years, I've wanted Lamar
to show me some effort.

But nothing ever changes.

It definitely makes me sad, because…

I still believe he is my soulmate.

But sometimes we lose
our soulmates and that's okay.

You know, right now,
I have to do what's best for me.

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Anything that's dirty,
what do you do with?

[Khloé] It's inside out.

Socks, bras, T-shirts… anything.

So I know when I'm home
what's dirty and what's clean.

-You are so smart.
-So everything stays inside out.

[Kris]
You should write an organizational book.

[soft music]

[Khloé] I do feel bad
that I am so hard on my mom.

When we date someone,
it's, like, my mom's dating them, too,

in the best way. She's always supportive.

And that's a beautiful trait that she has.

But sometimes, she is too involved.

I do forgive her for giving out
my phone number.

It was a mistake.

I know her intentions were good.

At the end of the day, we both love Lamar,

and I love that love that she has for him.

And I wouldn't want to change that
for anything in the world.

I'd like to borrow it
for something after you wear it.

[Khloé] You could borrow it.

See, I'm not like your other daughters.

-I actually share my clothes.
-You do.

You made me look really good
in the south of France.

[Kris] That's cute.

All right, now you're making me feel like
I should go get organized.

[tropical music]

[Khloé]
I'm gonna paint my nails on Saturday.

-What color should I paint them?
-[Penelope] Pink.

[Khloé] Pink?

Okay.

Because I want your nails to be pink.

Okay, I'll paint pink nails on Saturday.

-You look beautiful.
-So do you.

[Mason] KoKo.

Uh, who said that?

-[Kris] Merman.
-[Khloé] Is there a merman in…

-Oh.
-[Kris] There's a merman.

[Khloé] Oh, I see you.
I had no idea who said that.

[light music]

-[Khloé] I've never had one.
-[Kris] Oh, my god.

[Khloé] Is that chicken?

This is so good.

I cannot wait, guys, for the crepes.

[Kendall] Remember that crepe place
we used to go to in Mammoth, Kylie?

[Kylie] Um, I've never had a crepe
until, like, this year.

-Where's Tyga?
-[Kris] Over there.

Where is he, Mom?

[Kourtney] He's like,

"I cannot sit
with these crazy people anymore."

[Kylie]
Mm. I'm gonna bring this to T right now.

[indistinct chatter]

[Khloé] Oh, really?

[Kourtney]
I'm just saying, it's a lot to handle.

[Kris] So, wait, Kim?

-[Kim] Yeah?
-What day are you moving out?

Is this for real?

[laughs]

-[Kim] No, tell me.
-Just kidding.

I would just go to a hotel.

When I was hotel hopping, it was so fun.

[Kris] Do not egg her on.

I just wanted to see what she would say.

[Kim] Till December.

To being roommates for a really long time.

You love it.
You get all your fashion inspiration.

I know. You're kind of like
a dream come true. And I love you.

And I love you, too.

[Kris] Although Khloé is being so strong,

I know that she is hurting inside.

I can now see…

Kim's point of view a little bit about…

giving Lamar Khloé's number.

Because it does open up
all those wounds again.

And so I'm just gonna do the best I can

to be there for her
and not overstep my boundaries.

We were talking at lunch,
you weren't there, about…

who would survive on a deserted island
out of all of us.

-Who would?
-[Kendall] We said you.

They said me and you.

I would bow out.

I'm right behind her.

-I'm gonna carry her bags.
-[Kylie] You guys don't understand.

I'm a survivor.

I think Kylie would be
the first down, and actually,

Ken, I may have to say
you may not be a survivor.

[Kris] Oh, really?

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Her boobs are like two pillows.

-Kim's? They're huge.
-Mine? They're huge.

They're literally, they're bigger

-than my little pillows that I have.
-But what can I do?

-[Kris] Nothing.
-[Khloé] They're ginormous.

[Kim] Seriously, what can I do?

[Kris] How do your clothes even fit?

They don't. That's the problem.

[Kourtney] Ken, look.

I did investigating this morning
and then I found this

and this person and then,
they tagged all these people,

so it was, like,

-such a good investigating morning.
-Oh, my.

What?

I know, like,
once you start cyber-stalking someone,

constantly checking someone's page,

seeing if they posted something new,
you become addicted.

-This guy we know.
-[Mason] Mom?

-And then we were looking--
-She did, she did tag herself?

-[Mason] Mom?
-No.

[Kourtney] Yes, Mase?

That random girl and then,
all these people.

So, for Kourtney to just get
so wrapped up in that,

I understand it. We've all been there.

But I want Kourtney to disconnect
from that world for a little bit,

'cause it becomes so unhealthy.

I'm gonna go change so I'll be ready.

I read something on…

Kourtney and Scott, so I threw it away.

[Kris]
She's just really insecure right now.

We have to be a little more sensitive,
because she is sensitive, you know?

-[Kim] Yeah.
-She's just kind of living on her phone.

She keeps, like, looking for stuff, like…

I mean, it becomes, like, obsessive.

[Kim] I see it happen all too much.

When so many people post things
on social media,

I mean, you just know
people are gonna send it to Kourtney.

So I think Scott kind of knows
what he's doing.

Every time Kourtney makes a move
to just, you know, kind of better herself,

he does something to get her attention.

And that just makes me sad.

And then you get fed up, and you're,
it's, then you realize how toxic it is.

-[Kim] On the next episode…
-[camera shutter clicking]

[upbeat music]

Kourtney can't be the only hot girl here.

[Khloé] That's amazing.

Do you see yourself with somebody else?

Not really.

Do you think the one is Scott?

I did.

You say, "Oh, I don't have a family,"

and then we give you one.

Why do you, like, destroy it?

[Scott] It's just been a really hard time
going from, like,

having all of you guys to having nobody.