01x24 - Goops!... I Did It Again/Full Court Stress

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NARRATOR:Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Our heroes Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder,

using their newly cool SHH super suits,

thwarted our newly half-gooped bad guys.

Fearless Laser, Grapple Gal and Bormungus!

Locking them away in a SHHsuper laser proof cell.

Then thinking the story was over,

Bullwinkle accidentally dropped

Rocky's stress-ball into the vat of the goop.

And now we resume our super-powered episode

in an extremely stressful situation.

[expl*si*n]

Whose stress ball just got super gooped?

His. His.

Well, somebody do something!

AGENTS: Doing something. Doing something. Doing something.

Ha! Take that, you overgrown...

Uh-oh.

BOTH: This looks like a job for...

BULLWINKLE:Amazamoose.

ROCKY: And Squirrel wonder.

Now, what's the plan?

We fly at it, make heroic noises,

and let the suits do all the work.

Heroic noises like this?

[BOTH SCREAMING]

BULLWINKLE: Huh!

It's too powerful.

It can't be contained! [ALARM BEEPING]

BOY: Daddy, I feel sea sick.

Just look up at Lady Liberty, Timmy,

and let your stomach be calmed by the face of freedom.

[VOMITS]

NARRATOR:Oh, no.

Can anything stopthe super powered stress ball

from super destroying New York City?

Find out in super seconds.

♪ Here they come to save the world

♪ One's a moose and one's a squirrel

♪ Louder than lightning

♪ And brighter than thunder

♪ It's Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

♪ They save the day and save the night

♪ Save the mid-morning and even twilight

♪ Evil villains better watch your back

♪ These super good guys are on the att*ck

♪ They pow! Zap! Bang! And drink their juice

♪ It's Squirrel Wonder and Amazamoose ♪

Dangerous stress ball about to reach Battery Park, Director Peachfuzz.

And its stress levels are off the charts.

If it gets any crankier

it could grow big enough to swallow all of New York City.

Don't worry, Director.

Yeah, you know what they say, there's nothing cranky about New York City.

[HONKS] Get out of the way, ya big ball!

ALL: Hey! We're walking here.

[INDISTINCT]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

ROCKY: Where's it going now?

PEACHFUZZ: Good gravy.

It's heading to Central Park and the big Chillex concert.

Chillex?

We chill to all his hits.

"Light Drizzle." Ooh!

"Nothing But Whale Sounds" and "Sunday Nap Time."

Oh, man, we gotta go to that concert.

There's not gonna be a Chillex concert

if the stress ball reaches Central Park.

Without a Chillex concert to chill New Yorkers out

crankiness will hit levels we've never seen in history.

And according to science, this will give the stress ball

enough crankiness to grow so big it could destroy the earth.

[FEARLESS LEADER CLEARS THROAT]

Set us free, and my half-sidekicks and I will stop it.

We have real super powers and can totally take the squishy ball thing.

You're just lying to get out of that cage.

Yes, we are.

Wait...

And the only place you're going is the maximum security wing

where we keep the worst of the worst of the worst.

You haven't seen the last of us! [SCREAMING]

[CRASHING]

Wait a minute.

We don't need their super powers...

When we can use the goop to give us real super powers.

Are we sure it's safe?

Only one way to find out.

Are you kidding me?

NARRATOR:And after heroicallygooping themselvesto save the day,

Rocky and Bullwinkle became the totally legit

Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder.

Whoa, Rocky, we're super buff.

And what other super stuff do we have?

NARRATOR: You have the super buff powers of

Super sweet action antlers.

And Amazagloves. Able to ka-pow.

And ka-wow. That's kinda weird.

Squirrel Wonder. With X-ray goggle powers.

Hey, get back here, Amazaglove.

NARRATOR:His turbo tail.

Well, thanks, Rock.

NARRATOR:And the power of Hokey Smoke.

Yes, fighting the forces of evil,

it's the awesome and totally legit

Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder.

Well, are you gonna save the world, or what?

Oh, right. Got lost in the pose.On it, yeah.

NARRATOR:So, as our super powered heroes raced to save the day,

deep in the bowels of the SHH, our villains were issued

super-power-preventing bracelets

which take away all of their powers.

I miss my beefy legs.

And look, we're stuck with the worst villains in history.

NATASHA: Doctor Smash...

Invisi-Jill.

And the Fibber, the world's greatest liar.

I'm not the fibber.

Oh, sorry, that's our mistake...

Wait a minute.

You got fibbed!

Fearless Leader,

if these super bad guys can't escape super prison, how can we?

Don't forget. I have a man on the outside.

And by man I mean woman and by woman I mean chicken.

[HORNS HONKING]

[EVIL GIGGLE]

Don't do it, Chicken.

[EVIL CLUCKING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[CROAKING RHYTHMICALLY]

[GROANS ANGRILY]

NARRATOR:So, why did the chicken cross the road?

To get sent to jail on purpose.

[VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER]

Okay, Amazamoose, this road leads right to that Chillex concert.

So we stop that lime green, bad-boy right here, right now.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Giant stress ball. As cute as you look, you must be stopped.

Amazaglove, go.

Wow, he does not look cute anymore.

[BULLWINKLE YELPS] [CRASHING]

Then it looks like it's time for...

Turbo tail-freeze ray!

Oh, yeah. That worked. I rock.

[RUMBLES] What's that noise?

Uh-oh.

[CHUCKLES] Tough ball right?

[ALL CLAMORING]

Oh, no, Bullwinkle.

Their crankiness made it bigger.

BULLWINKLE: And just imagine how big

one million cranky New Yorkers will make it, if it destroys that concert.

NARRATOR:So as the growing stress ball had our heroes stressing out

some super nasty people had our villains creeping out.

We have to escape.

These evil peeps are giving me the evil creeps.

MALE GUARD: Clear door. We got a new one.[BUZZING DOORBELL]

[PRISONER SCREAMING]

Evil Chicken? What are you doing here?

And how can you bust us out of here if you're locked in here?

Man, I love that chicken.

NARRATOR: And then with the power of a super bobby pin,

our villains got back their super-powers!

And I love my beefy legs.

Freeze, villain.

Escape time, baby. Aren't you guys coming too?

We're not going anywhere.

Yeah, we love it here.

INVISI-JILL: Three square meals a day, free healthcare...

Prison rules.

PRISONERS: Let's riot for the love of prison. Yeah!

BORIS: Suit yourselves!

Let's get out of here and get back to Pottsylvania.

No.

We're not leaving here without the goop.

Just imagine the mayhem we can cause with all that power.

Boris and I could finally become fully super powered.

Hello, all-beef Bormungus.

To the goop.

So long. We'll miss you.

Aw. Hey, thanks, Fibber, you know, I'll miss you... Argh!

You got fibbed.

NARRATOR:So, as our super bad guys went hunting for more super goop

Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonderwere about to...

Give up. But we can't give up.

Sure we can.

Bad heroes give up all the time. It's their thing.

But what would Captain Great Guy do in a situation like this?

Blast our super powers at each other, allowing them to combine

into a double powered mega blast.

Just like inCaptain Great Guy Eight:

Blast your Super Powers at each other

Allowing Them to Combine Into a Double Powered Mega Blast.

But first, I'll go turbo tail.

[CRASHES]

And I'll go Amaza-poke.

Here it comes. Time to combine powers.

Okay, get into position.

This is a little awkward, but...

Whatever.

Turbo-tail and Antler Blast go!

BOTH: Now!

ROCKY: It's gone.

We did it.

[ALL CHEERING]

ROCKY: We are great super powered heroes.

[SQUEAKS] CROWD: Ow!

[BALLS SQUEAKING]

Wait.

We created more stress balls?

Yeah, but they're small and cute and totally harmless again.

[ALL CLAMORING]

NARRATOR: But when the New Yorkers

got cranky about being covered in stress balls...

Ah, crud.

NARRATOR:Oh, no.

Can Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

stop the stress-balliest armyon the planet?

Will the most evil villains on the planet get more goop?

We're back at the cafeteria?

Darn it!

This isn't the cafeteria.

Wait, it's not?

You got Fibbed.

NARRATOR:Find outafter this important message.

No, wait, this says massage.

Oh, oh, we're doing this again?

On this day in -something, Sir Isaac Newton was feeling too tense to do science.

A little lower, Ralph.

[CRACKING] [GROANS] Yes, that's better.

Now, let's do science.

And when he regained consciousness

five hours later, he invented gravity.

Making it a very important massage.

NARRATOR:Makes sense to me.

Anyway, we resume our storyin Central Parkwhere one million New Yorkers

were waiting for the chillest concert in history.

But little did they know their chillin' was about be illin' because

these stress balls had gone villain.

Thanks to A-Maze-A-Doof and Squirrel Blunder.

All right, we already feel bad enough as it is,

Narr-Hater.

NARRATOR: Okay, I deserve that.

But now we have to stop those stress balls

from destroying the Chillex concert

making one million New Yorkers so cranky

the ball will grow so big it'll destroy the Earth.

But how?

Sure, we have super-real powers now,

but we totally super-real stink.

If only there was someone who knew all about super powers

and could help us get better with ours.

Yeah, like a guy who's great.

Oh, well.

Bullwinkle. Captain Great Guy can teach us how to use our powers.

But how do we find him, Rock?

Easy. Because Mark Hamill who plays Captain Great Guy is here in New York.

Because Hollywood stars love to come to Broadway so they can be real actors.

Thank you. Thank you. Who wants a skull?

[SCREAMS]

Hello. I'm Mark Hamill.

Oh, no, it's you two.

[EXCLAIMS] Wait, you know who we are?

Yes. You're the moose and squirrel who send me fan mail every day.

Did you get the ham mail?

Yes, I got all the hams.

That's what you think, Mark Hamill.

So, do you want me to sign your antlers or something?

Yes, but first, we need you to get into your Captain Great Guy costume

and teach us how to use our new powers and save the city.

And probably the world.

You understand I'm not really Captain Great Guy.

I'm just the incredibly handsome actor that plays Captain Great Guy.

And not for much longer, we just sh*t the last one.

And besides, it's not like I bring my Captain Great Guy costume

around with me wherever I go.

Go, X-Ray goggles?

Hey, cut it out.

Its lightweight compression fabric

keeps me toned and energized on stage

but I don't have real super powers.

Well, you do now.

Whoa!

What's happening?

You just got gooped, yo.

Okay, I'm kinda freaking out here.

Oh, dude, wait until the burning kicks in.

Burning?

NARRATOR:Whoa!

Captain Great Guy now has real life bad guy stopping superpowers.

And speaking of bad guys,Fearless Laser, Evil Chicken,Boris and Natasha...

Hey. Is Bormungus.

And Grapple Gal.

NARRATOR:Whatever, freaks.

Anyway, they were on their wayto steal the secret stashof super goop.

They're coming for the goop.

Stop them!

AGENTS: Stopping them. Stopping them. Stopping them. Stopping them.

Oh, I can almost taste the goop.

AGENTS: Halt, freaks.

Ooh, time to stomp-a-lomp, baby.

[GUARDS SCREAMING]

Now allow me to stick my neck out for you, dahlinks.

That was, like, too easy. We're so getting that goop.

AGENTS: Not getting that goop. Not getting that goop.

Not getting that goop. Not getting that goop.

NARRATOR:Hooray.

The bad guys are totally surrounded

and there's nothing they can do.

[PUNCHING AND GRUNTING]

[PANTING ANGRILY]

I know I said it before, but man, I love that chicken.

[ALARM BLARING]

Ah! You're not getting that goop.

Hand over the goop. No way.

Your closed door is no match for my beefy leg.

[ACCORDION PLAYING]

The door was such a match for my beefy leg.

Do your worst. This door is made of top secret reinforced steel.

It's shatterproof. expl*si*n proof. And chicken proof.

Very impressive. But is it laser proof?

[CRASHES]

Oh. I'm gonna need a minute.

NARRATOR:Good!

We can use that minute to check back in with Mark Hamill,

also known as

Captain Great Guy!

And Squirrel Wonder!

And Amaze-a-Moose!

[ALL CLAMORING]

Now teach us, Captain Great Guy!

So we can be super like you and stop those stress balls!

And again, probably save the world!

Well if there's one thing I learned from playing Captain Great Guy

it's that the super powers that really matter are in here and in here.

Ah, can you repeat that last part?

And the first part.

BOTH: We weren't paying attention.

NARRATOR:What he means is use the powers that make us all super. Like...

The Power of Giving!

So we give these stress balls tasty treats because we understand

they had a hard day terrorizing the city.

It's what good heroes do!

And now the Power of Caring!

BOTH: "Caring."

[INHALING DEEPLY]

Please stop rampaging, Mister Stress Ball.

You don't have to act out to get attention.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

Okay, let's go.

And the Power of Puppy Dog Eyes!

Please stop rampaging. We love you, stress ball.

Okay, fellas, glad I could help you save the world.

Uh, you know there's still a ton

more stress balls out there, right?

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Guys, I gotta go.

If I'm not there in a half hourShakespeare the Musicalwill put the understudy on!

Please help us, Mark Hamill?

You're the best. We love you.

Ugh, those are adorable. Let's go!

NARRATOR:So, as our super adorable heroes

zoomed off to save the day, Peachfuzz was...

PEACHFUZZ: Still protecting the goop!

Let Bormungus handle this with his irresistible puppy dog eyes.

BORIS: Pretty please?

Ew! No.

[VILLAINS GASP] I can't believe that didn't work.

NARRATOR: Oh, those puppy dog eyes

make me want to go right back to Rocky and Bullwinkle's storyline

where our heroes raced to Central Park to stop those stress balls!

We're too late! The stress balls are gonna destroy the Chillex concert.

Wait a minute. Chillex is about to go on!

When the stress balls hear that first chill tune,

they'll calm down and shrink back to normal.

Look! Here comes his chill tour bus now!

All right, time to perform the chillest concert on the face of the...

The stress ball ate Chillex!

[SCREAMS] No!

CROWD: [CHANTING] Chillex, Chillex!

Now the crowd's getting cranky.

[INDISTINCT CLAMORING]

Now they're getting, like, really cranky!

NARRATOR:Oh, no!

Can Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

save all of the cranky New Yorkers

and possibly the world before the stress balls become unstoppable?

I can save them.

With the greatest super power on Earth.

Love?

No. Acting.

Okay.

NARRATOR:And then with the power of makeup,

wardrobe, and intense focus, Mark Hamill became...

Hello, everyone.

I'm Chillex and not Mark Hamill.

[CLAMORING STOPS]

[ALL CHEERING]

[PLAYING CALMING MUSIC]

It's working!

But now we need to get all of New York to chill.

NARRATOR:And now that Captain Great Guy showed

Rocky and Bullwinkle how to actually use their super-powers,

they took the show on the roadand chilled out everyonein the city that never sleeps.

Hey, maybe that's why they're so cranky!

And they didn't stop until everyone felt...

Chill.

NARRATOR:And sowith zero stress in the city,

the stress balls felt happy again

and merged back into one and returned to its original size!

And they all lived chilly ever after.[ALL CHEERING]

Now what do we do with this stress ball

to make sure it stays happy and relaxed so this never happens again?

I know! I'll take it to the calmest, most relaxing place on earth.

Hollywood!

NARRATOR:That's right, Hollywood, baby!

Where Mark Hamill and the stress ball

breathed new life into the Captain Great Guy franchise with:

Captain Great Guy Twelve:I Have Real PowersNow and Also This Stress Ball!

Quick, Stress Ball, let's go this way!

DIRECTOR: Cut! [BELL RINGS]

Mark! You gotta control those powers!

That's the fourth building today!

No problem, J.B! I got this under control!

[SCREAMING]

NARRATOR:But we're getting ahead of ourselves

because we still haveto finish the bad guys' story!

Let's face it.

We're never getting through this door.

I guess I'm stuck being half-super forever!

Well, on the bright side, at least we're free from that coo-coo jail place.

Think again, evil doers.

'Cause you're going back there for a long, long time.

Moose and Squirrel, how did you get super powered?

Yeah, we gooped ourselves!

And we're way more powerful than you!

Like so powerful

you could open this Bormungus-proof door that we all hate?

PEACHFUZZ: Don't do it! It's a trick.

We know it's a trick!

Yeah, why kick open the door when I can just type in the password?

I hate that moose!

It's cannonball time, baby!

[RUMBLING]

Oh, okay, they might be more powerful than us again.

NARRATOR:Oh, no! The super bad guys are even more super bad!

And they have all the goop!

Can Rocky and Bullwinkle find a way to stop this fearsome foursome?

And what will our super evil villains do next?

Oh, I made a super evil to-do list while I was in prison.

[LAUGHS]

NARRATOR:Find out in our nextsuper powered episode,Villains be Illin'or...

Waiter, there's a fly in my Goop!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]