04x10 - Buckle Up and Let's Go

[bunniefuu]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM KARDASHIAN:
Previously on The Kardashians.

REIGN DISICK: I'm gonna teach him how
to play Black Op 3: Zombies.

What if you have a sister?

I am five months pregnant.

I have not told most people.

- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Hey, Travis!

...his [BLEEP] still works!

We are over budget, over time.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: I feel like
no matter where I turn,

there's just stress after stress.

- Is Vegas on track?
- [SIGHS] Nothing's on track.

KIM: I just got my first script.

What made you decide to do this?

- I wanted to try something new.
- So cool.

From Japan to Paris
to London to Palm Springs,

Northern California,
like, all over the place.

And now I have to go to New York
for American Horror Story.

Why can't I do it all, you know?

I definitely feel overwhelmed right now.

[SIGHS] I can't breathe.

I see something you don't see.

You're gonna burn out.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

["k*lling ME BABE" BY FOLEY PLAYING]

[WAVES CRASHING]

♪

[WIND BLOWING]

♪

♪ My photograph in your wallet ♪

♪ We took it just before your birthday ♪

KHLOÉ: Auntie Kenny,
this is my royal servant, Dream.

- Wow.
- KHLOÉ: Dream, what do you do?

- Hi.
- KHLOÉ: Hi, baby.

[CROSSTALK]

KRIS JENNER: This is a very regal night

because we are about to celebrate

the Lord's 40th birthday.

[REGAL ACCENT]
The 40th birthday of the Lord.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Scott is gonna be

- 40.
- 40.

KYLIE JENNER: Was I supposed to be regal?

It's the Lord's. What do you think I'm
wearing this for?

sh*t, I didn't get the [BLEEP] memo.

It's a Tuesday at... and 112 degrees?

No one told me that I needed
to wear a crown and sh*t.

♪ Stop killin' me, baby ♪

♪ Stop killin' me, babe ♪

♪ Stop killin' me, babe ♪

- Oh! There's the Lord!
- KYLIE: Happy birthday!

ALL: Happy birthday!

- It's like a yarmulke.
- SCOTT DISICK: But bigger.

- KRIS: This is for your subjects.
- There's so much going on.

Well, I don't know what you want me to do.

- I'm very happy to see Kylie.
- I am so... I couldn't be happier

- [SINGS] ♪ That it's his birthday ♪
- She's a good kid.

I've known her since she was Reign's age.

- That is crazy.
- It is crazy.

[REGAL MUSIC PLAYING]



Over all the BS.

- KHLOÉ: Yes. Well, let's not scare...
- 40 is the time to shine.

KHLOÉ: We don't have to scare
Kendall and Kylie, but...

- Kendall and Kylie? They got so much time.
- But we're talkin' about

- how much the 30s suck.
- KIM: I feel like there's only a few

- people in their 40s at this table.
- SCOTT: Yeah, the 40s, I think...

All the 40s here are livin' our best life.

I am really jealous
that Scott's turning 40.

I don't understand why
he's not as excited.

Like, what the [BLEEP].

I don't think his 30s
have been riveting either.

Like, let's get out of them.

KIM: Okay, who wants to play a game?

- What is it?
- I'm gonna say, "I'm going camping"...

SCOTT: Oh, my God, I hate that.

And I st... And I start with an A
and then she says a B

- and then you guys C,
- Oh, my God.

- but you have to repeat everything.
- k*ll me right now.

Say I'm going camping

and I'm bringing an animal.

I'm going camping
and I'm bringing a blanket...

Oh, an... Oh, an animal and a blanket.

An animal, a blanket, and a cucumber.

That sounds like a fun camping trip to me.

A cucumber and a dog.

A dog and an elephant.

I'm going camping and I'm gonna bring

an animal, a blanket, a cucumber, a dog,

an elephant, Frank The t*nk,
goddess of blood,

Hayden, and a mother[BLEEP]
ice cream truck, bitch.

[ALL LAUGHING]

- ...H, I, J, K, L, and...
- NORTH WEST: And a loser.

I will take that.
I'll-I'll bring a loser with me

'cause I know a few.

Losers... and money.

- GUEST: Yes, Kenny!
- Yeah.

Okay, guys, a toast to Scott, everybody.

Scott, I feel like I have known
you most of your adult life,

and you were literally here

episode 1, season 1.

I was like, "This show's goin' nowhere."

KHLOÉ: Yep. [SCOTT CHUCKLES]

When we first met,

you and I definitely had tension,

but I really think it's the most
genuine, real relationship.

It didn't start fake,
it didn't start forced.

I was really just, like,
determined to not like you,

and, like, you came into my townhouse

and took up my space,

and I was like, "This guy, get out of
our little place,"

and now I love you genuinely.

I consider you my brother when I talk

about you to anyone and everyone.

I love you, I adore you,
I want the best for you.

You will find the best
and the best will find you

because that's all you deserve,
is greatness and I love you.

- I love you, Kokes, thank you so much.
- KHLOÉ: Happy birthday.

I have known Scott for 19 years.

Scott has supported me
through thick and thin

- 'cause that's who you are.
- That's true.

- You are my brother...
- I love you thick...

KRIS/SCOTT: And thin. [LAUGHTER]

KIM: [LAUGHS] Hear ye, hear ye.

You were with me through every phase.

SCOTT: When you were on the
front of Dog Fancy.

- It's called K9 Magazine.
- SCOTT: Dog Magazine.

Anything, anything for a cover.

If anyone wants to know
what my first cover is,

- K9 Dog.
- SCOTT: Dog Fancy.

And I was like, "But ya don't like dogs."

KRIS: K9 Dog.

We went from K9 Dog

to the cover of Forbes.

- [INAUDIBLE].
- SCOTT: Or Vogue, too.

Now you're an attorney-at-law,

a Vogue cover model.

- Guys, guys.
- What?

We scammed the system.

We, we s... We did it.

- Whatever it is, we figured it out...
- SCOTT: It worked.

KIM: ...and we did it.

We put in some hard work.

Scott's the... my motivator.

He'll always say, "God, can you believe
you did it?"

And I'm like, "I can't. This is crazy."

ALL [SINGING]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

We aren't supposed to be here.

Ya know, like, how did we get in
this cool party?

We weren't the cool kids.
Like, how did we do it?

- [GUESTS CHEERING]
- KHLOÉ: Yeah!

KRIS: That was very good.

Scott's birthday party was so much fun,

but I have to get ready
to go back to New York.

I'm filming American Horror Story.

No days off.

The Lord is 40, kids.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Girls in the back,
yeah, we do it like that ♪

♪ Girls in the back,
yeah, we do it like that ♪

♪ Bring it, bring it back,
bring it, bring it, bring it back ♪

KIM: Oh, my God, how cute.

AGENT: Uh, additional clothing racks.

KIM: Such a good vibe.

So, I'm here in New York,

and I'm about to start sh**ting
America Horror Story,

and we also have a big promo sh**t.

Wow, cute.

I love, like, the aesthetic of it.
It looks really nice.

AGENT: Some special pictures there.

So cute. Love it.

♪ Do it, do it like that ♪

♪ Bring it, bring it, bring it back ♪

I'm gonna be here
off and on for four months.

Today, before I flew here,

I had a four-hour acting coach session,

and I feel good,
I feel like I know my lines.

Tomorrow's the campaign.

Every day is a lot. But I already

had my freak-out period.

Like, my freak-out period was like,

"Why did I do this? I'm so busy."

[FACETIME RINGING]

- Hi.
- NORTH [OVER PHONE]: Hi.

Tristan texts me this morning
and said, "Are you coming?"

And I said, "Nope."

NORTH: But I came.

That's what I said.
I said, "I'm sending Northie."

Did you scream, "Put Tristan in!"?

Yeah, Tristan went in.

He did? That's cool that
your uncle plays for the Lakers.

Is that not the coolest?

A big part of me getting anxiety leaving

is because I'm gonna miss my kids so much.

But get ready for bed.

NORTH: Okay. Goodnight.

Okay, I love you, goodnight.

Alright, guys, I gotta go to bed.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

KHLOÉ: We're on a tour bus!

[BOTH CHEERING]

- What's the...
- Oh, no.

- No. Oh.
- This one.

- This one? Oh.
- That... This is "I love you."

Oh, I love you.

- Yeah, me too.
- Okay.

No, but this is.

[KHLOÉ CHUCKLES]

Hi! Wow, the stomach's out,

the stomach's out.

There is the Blink-182 show in San Diego

and for night one,
I am bringing my mom and Khloé,

and they have never been to a Blink show,

and I'm so excited to just
let them have this experience.

- You excited for our tour?
- Yes.

- Tour... A day of tour life?
- I didn't know he was coming.

- Now I'm much better.
- Hi, guys.

Kourtney and Trav have been
trying to have a baby for so long.

Our little bebe.

So, the fact that Kourt is pregnant,

I'm so, so, so happy
that this happened for her.

Yeah.

She found out on the news, my mom.

- She wasn't very happy.
- I woke up, I opened my eyes...

- Rightfully so.
- ...and right in front of me,

because we had left
the TV on the night before,

and woke up really early in the morning

to see Kourtney holding a sign

and I thought I was being punked,

I'm like, "Did somebody put this up?"

And then I realized it was the ABC News.

I knew she was pregnant,
but I just didn't know

- she was going to announce it.
- And then when I said on Saturday,

"Wow, Mom's feelings are really hurt,

"um, that you did this blah, blah, blah,

and she was like, 'I forgot.'"

She forgot she had a family.

That's what pregnancy brain does.

It's wild how that happens.

I just truly didn't think

to invite them to the LA concert,

and didn't think
that they would care to come,

and I did tell Khloé about it,

and she asked me
to change it to San Diego.

- Where's Trav?
- He's coming right now.

I think there's chips in here.

It's not about you.

It just truly was
our way to tell the world,

and it was about me and Travis,
not about anything else.

- KRIS: Hey, Kourt?
- Yeah?

KRIS: Um, what is Travis eating?

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN BARKER:
Not... He doesn't eat at this hour.

- Oh. Hey, Kourt, do you like it this cold?
- He does.

This is why I don't
invite you guys to stuff

'cause it's not about you.

Everything becomes about everyone

and the way they wanna do it,

and all their complaints, and I'm like,

"Ah, I see why I didn't
invite you to that other thing."

- KRIS: Hey, Trav.
- Hello.

Are those your Doritos right there?

- KHLOÉ: Yes.
- TRAVIS BARKER: Nice.

KHLOÉ: [LAUGHS] Don't take them.

- KRIS: The g*ng's all here.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- TRAVIS: How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Great, great.

- Thank you for having us.
- Of course.

I said they get to experience a day.

A day in the life?

- A day in the life of tour.
- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

KHLOÉ: She doesn't like that
your belly's out.

Oh, you want me to zip it up?

It's for you, P.

Kourt loves being pregnant.

[CHUCKLES] She loves it, loves it.

Is it too much, P?

No, she just shows it
every single morning.

- [TRAVIS LAUGHS]
- KHLOÉ: Oh, my gosh.

And to have this experience

with her and her husband
I think is so sweet,

and it just... it makes
me so happy for her.

KRIS: Oh, we're moving.

TRAVIS: Is this your guys'
first tour bus experience?

KHLOÉ: I've been on a tour bus.

Khloé toured with, like, 50 Cent

- back in the day, babe.
- TRAVIS: Oh, okay.

- 'Member I told you?
- I did.

I did. [CHUCKLES]

TRAVIS: So, Khloé's like a road dog.

KHLOÉ: I'm, I'm a roadie.

TRAVIS: I love it.

It's cold.

You guys have never seen

Travis perform, right?

- No.
- KHLOÉ: No.

- One.
- I don't know any.

- How many Blink songs do you know?
- I don't know any.

You definitely know "Small Things."

They've never heard "I Miss You."

TRAVIS: No way.

Or like "What's My Age Again?" Or...

KOURTNEY: Have you heard
"What's My Age Again?"

I don't know.

- KRIS: 45?
- [KOURTNEY CHUCKLES]

- How old is he?
- [TRAVIS CHUCKLES]

- KOURTNEY: No, it's a s...
- KHLOÉ: No, it's a song.

- KOURTNEY: It's a song.
- Oh.

Do you wanna try to get some sleep?

Yeah, I was just gonna
tell you I think I'm gonna go.

- KHLOÉ: Go lay down.
- 'Kay.

- TRAVIS: Let's do it, my babe.
- KOURTNEY: 'Kay.

Will you take this for me while I

- use the restroom?
- Of course.

I will manage, babe.

I don't think you're
supposed to drink that.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

- DRIVER: Yeah.
- KRIS: We are.

'Cause that's where
the are... the stadium is.

KRIS: To the hotel, yeah.

'Cause the stadium is by...

- in San Diego, right?
- DRIVER: Yeah.

- We're in Del Mar. This is wild!
- I don't know.

Is that bad or good?
I can't ever tell with you.

I don't wanna hear any...
what we could've done.

No, no. I don't wanna hear
what we could've done.

Like, if you're gonna complain
that should've happened before we...

- No, I'm just fascinated.
- Wait, you're not gonna c... Wait.

- Are you not gonna complain?
- No, I'm not.

- Pinky swear.
- Pinky.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Are we there yet?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

What would you like me to try? Everything?

This Valentino is the hero dress

- for the most of it.
- Okay.

As soon as I walk in, we are off.

I'm pulled, like, to meet
producers, to meet hair,

and then wardrobe,
and it's, like, all angles

I'm getting pulled.

What do you think?

'Cause it's iconic,

and I love to do iconic sh*t.

How do you think I look, Saint?

- SAINT WEST [OVER PHONE]: Bad.
- KIM: Bad?

Okay, is Psalm there?

PSALM WEST [OVER PHONE]: Hey, Mommy.

Hi, Psalmy. Do you think I look scary?

This is not, like, some little cameo.

This is, like, a serious role I'm in.

That's the one thing that I'm just, like,
insecure about.

KHLOÉ [OVER PHONE]: Oh, my God.

Is this what you are all the time?

KIM: No, this is me in witch mode.

Kim's walkin'.

MAKEUP ARTIST:
I hear you're a morning person.

I am. We got in at, like,
one to the hotel,

so I slept just a few hours, but I'm good.

DIRECTOR: Stand by for picture.

KIM: Day one is going amazing.

We're just doing all of,
like, the campaign,

and the promos, and the social media,

and all the stuff that you'll see
for all of our promos.

DIRECTOR: I think a little
higher on your nose.

Yeah, sorry.

INTERVIEWER: And what about the role

are you excited about?

I'm excited to play a witch.

DIRECTOR: Stand by for picture.

So, Kim, we'll do a three-second version

and then another where it's up and down.

Yes. Perfect.

KIM: The first day,
it's over, I feel good.

I just... I wanna get home,
do my acting class,

rehearse my lines, and be prepared for
the next day.

Like, I can't embarrass myself.

♪

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

CHRIS APPLETON: Which
one are you? What's your name?

KIM: Siobhan. CHRIS: You're named Siobhan?

KIM: Siobhan. [LAUGHS]

- Who's Anna?
- Emma.

- You have to memorize all that?
- Yeah.

Come on, you're married to an actor.

There's no teleprompter.

So, today is the first day of sh**ting

and I'm just most nervous
about, like, knowing my lines

'cause I do have a lotta lines.

Boards?

- I wish.
- I'll be holding up

a little board for you.

Honestly, I'm a little nervous.

I just want it to go well.

"I mean, sorry,
but it all kinda sounds on"...

"Sounds like par."

[SOFTLY] I hope I know
my lines... Help me.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

CREWMEMBER: Let's do last looks.

Okay, our first scene
and I'm sh**ting with Emma Roberts,

and I don't know, I'm not nervous.

I just wanna make sure
that I do a good job

or I have my lines.

I mean, working with Emma is so much fun.

This is, like, what Emma does full-time.

- She's so major.
- DIRECTOR: Here we go. And...

- My big moment.
- DIRECTOR: ...action.

KIM: Emma is so nice, so pretty, so sweet,

and she's so creative.

I'm definitely outta my comfort zone,

but I like that; that's how you grow.

DIRECTOR: You knocking on the door
and being super familiar.

It's like you've been
here a million times.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

KIM: What if the cast hates me?

What if they are like,
"Oh, God, why is she here?"

Ya know, that kind of energy.

I just wanna make sure
that everyone likes me.

CREWMEMBERS: Rolling!

KIM: Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm doing this

'cause I do have that, like,
insecurity of I'm not an actress,

so... I am freaking the [BLEEP] out.

DIRECTOR: Everything goes on "action."

Here we go. And action!

Kim!

- [SIOBHAN KNOCKS]
- SIOBHAN: It's me!

- [ANNA SCOFFS]
- Ready to look like a g*dd*mn queen?

Why'd you take the freight elevator?

Because of these bad boys.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

DIRECTOR: And let's cut.

So, we can actually head downstairs.

- CHRIS: Cool. She k*lled it.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- ASSISTANT: Hello, would you like to run

- your next scene?
- Sure.

♪

[SET CHATTER]

- DIRECTOR: And let's cut.
- CREWMEMBER: Cut.

[STUDIO BELL RINGS]

I'm exhausted. The day's over, in the can.

My voice is kinda hurting.
I hope I'm okay for tomorrow.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KOURTNEY: Hi.

KRIS: Khloé, get in the front.

KOURTNEY: Seat belts.

- KRIS: It's like a little house.
- KOURTNEY: It's a four-bedroom house.

KRIS: Nice.

KOURTNEY: Spa house.

So cute.

Oh, there's a ping pong.

KHLOÉ: I know, it is sort
of M-Mexico vibes,

- Cabo vibes.
- KOURTNEY: And there's the pool, guys.

KRIS: That's so nice.

KOURTNEY: Gonna see which room, guys.

KHLOÉ: I can take any room.

- I don't care at all.
- KOURTNEY: 'Kay.

I'm just looking at this
and then there's one...

KHLOÉ: Yeah, I don't care at all.

This will probably be your guys' room,

but I'm just gonna double-check, 'kay?

KRIS: Nice bathroom.

I'm just waiting for Kourt to pick

'cause I'll sleep anywhere.

You can sleep in the one she doesn't pick,

and then I'll sleep in the bedroom.

Okay, the girls want this.

KRIS: This is cute.

KHLOÉ: That's super cute.

KRIS: I could be in here.

KHLOÉ: I actually like this room.

- KRIS: This is my room. It's my room.
- KHLOÉ: This is my room.

KOURTNEY: You guys will be in that room
that I just showed you.

- I put my stuff on the bed first.
- Kourt, I want the small room!

- I already put my stuff down!
- KHLOÉ: Kourt!

- Yeah?!
- KRIS: No, I put my stuff down first!

- Can I get this small room?
- I'm there.

I was gonna give it to the girls.

Okay, I'm gonna be in the little room

- and Khloé's gonna be in the casita.
- No, I'm gonna take the little room

- you're gonna take the bigger room.
- Guys.

There's rooms for everyone.

Why is this taking 30 minutes
for us to pick a room?

- Don't you want a fireplace?
- I don't need a fire...

Mom, get outta here.

KOURTNEY: My mom is a massive
control freak,

and I think that we all get

a bit of controlling nature from her.

I just want you
to be comfy and I'm golden.

KRIS: Kourtney?

KOURTNEY: Yeah, I'm just gonna look

at that one more time.

KRIS: Oh, my God.

- Yeah, Mom, you take this.
- KRIS: Okay.

And when I'm around her
and I'm around Khloé,

it makes me never wanna be that way.

- Hey, Mom.
- KRIS: Yeah.

Come here for a sec.

- KRIS: Yeah.
- Sit down, baby.

Oh... okay, what's up?

Remember at 2:45 we had an agreement?

That I wasn't gonna complain.

- Correct.
- What did I complain about?

No, you thought you got off

[LAUGHING] at the wrong exit.

- No. I said to Matthew,
- [CROSSTALK]

I said, "Why are we getting off

- at Via De Le, uh, Valle?"
- Why would Matthew know?

- Matthew's back in Calabasas.
- KOURTNEY: No, but can I tell you

something? What about you,

like, makes you have this need to be

- so controlling?
- Bossy?

- No, control, it's control.
- KRIS: Bossy. Oh, I don't know.

Are you ever curious about yourself

- of why you're so controlling?
- I was curious about where we were.

- That's what I was curious about.
- KHLOÉ: But she's 67. You think she's...

- I'm not changing at 38 like that.
- She's definitely not changing.

- Yeah, so, let's just accept everyone.
- KOURTNEY: No, it's fine.

You weren't like that, like,
when you were in your 20s.

- Ten years.
- But also you had a husband

- who led the way.
- That's right.

- And now I lead the way.
- And now you lead the way.

KRIS: That's right.

Well... it does exist.

- KRIS: Actually...
- You can ha... be back

in your feminine energy
if you ever desire.

Co... When I'm with Corey, it's heaven.

No, it's just there's,
like, being in your feminine,

- which is, like, self-care...
- Uh-huh.

...like not over thinking, not over doing.

I do that on Sundays.

Do you do therapy or no?

Do you have a cute, little dimple
in your chin right there?

I think I do and I don't...
honestly, don't know why it came.

- Where did it come there?
- I have no idea 'cause I

- didn't have it.
- Do you see her little dimple?

God bless Kourtney
'cause she's definitely trying

to have this therapy talk,

and God bless my mom
'cause she's definitely not.

Where do you wanna set up for glam?

They're already set up
in the room right next door.

Wait, sorry, but how cute is this?

- It's an...
- For hard-boiled eggs.

- So cute.
- For just an egg...

- No, for eggs.
- Oh, eggs.

KRIS: How cute is that?
A wooden egg holder.

Wow, a wooden egg holder?!

They ha... sell wooden egg holders?

I'm like, "What the [BLEEP]
are you talkin' about?"

S... Ya know how, like, True
has eggs in her body right now?

She had them in her
when she was in your body,

- she had eggs in her body.
- Okay?

She was inside of you
when you were inside of mom.

- Ew.
- KRIS: So, basically, I made True.

- So, Mom's...
- KHLOÉ: That's disgusting.

- So, like, MJ's trauma...
- Okay.

...and Nana's trauma...

What?

...was, like, inside...
is inside of me and you

- 'cause it was inside of Mom.
- Okay.

KOURTNEY: 'Cause Mom was in their body,

and then it's in... it's c...
it's called something.

- If you look it up on TikTok...
- That's what generational trauma is?

Oh, we're basing
medical advice off TikTok?

I think I didn't, like, start

a self-awareness journey
knowing what I was doing.

I started therapy
through a toxic relationship,

and then learned so much about myself,

about my family,
about why I do certain things,

about our childhood wounds,

about how they show up
in intimate relationships,

generational trauma.

It's, like, their traumas
that get passed down,

but it's, like, within a lot
of the things that

- we have within us.
- Like, no offense or anything,

but why don't people just, like...

We all have [BLEEP] problems,

just buckle up and let's go.

There's certain patterns to break

if you don't wanna pass
things down to your kids.

And you think choosing
bad partners is, like, a genetic thing?

KOURTNEY: I think it's generational.

I think it's, like, from MJ.

I think MJ picked
an amazing partner with Papa.

She was married three times.
I'm sure by the third time.

Oh.

We all have picked people we thought

we could change different things
about them and we can't.

Like, I'm not even thinking about that.

In a million years. I've got a very full,
fabulous life.

- Why am I going back to reimagine what...
- It's just if you wanna change

certain ways.

Like, when I was starting therapy,

it was just, like... someone's like,
"You're in a toxic relationship.

- You need to go to therapy."
- KRIS: Let me see something.

- Do you think... [CHUCKLES]
- KHLOÉ: What are you doing to her?

...this little eyebrow
is higher than that one.

It is, and I keep making weird faces,

- but guess what...
- KRIS: No, no. But guess what?

When you go like this,
they're both the same.

- [LAUGHS]
- Really?

My mom tries to change the subject,

or not really face these types of topics.

Anyways, therapy is not for everyone.

But it really does sink in.

She sends me a video afterwards of...

saying like, "There's always
that one daughter in the family

"who does things her way,

and who heals all
the family's generational trauma."

God, this is good.

And I was like,
"Okay, you were listening."

Cheers. Here's to tonight.

- I'll get in the back, back.
- KHLOÉ: No, I'll get in the back.

Are you crazy?

Vibing. I'm gonna vibe.

Wow.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

- KOURTNEY: Hi.
- SECURITY GUARD: How are you today?

- Good, how are you?
- SECURITY GUARD: Good.

- KOURTNEY: Hi, Tony.
- TONY: Yes, ma'am.

- KOURTNEY: How are you?
- KHLOÉ: Hi.

- How's my baby?
- Did you miss me?

I missed you so much.

- Oh, you did, right?
- Yeah.

I was like, "Where are you?"

- Our, um, room is so nice.
- Is it?

I can't wait for you to see it
and stay up 'til 6 a.m.

I can't wait.

KOURTNEY: Hi.

- Did you just get here?
- KRIS: Hi.

- Um, no, I've been here.
- How are you?

- Good.
- Hi.

I just, um, I ordered food

- and I-I forgot it was here.
- Oh.

We just ordered food, too.

She goes where the food is.
What did you order?

TRAVIS: Oh, babes, that just came in, too.

- I don't know what that is.
- KOURTNEY: That was Ati's.

It's super fun that my family's here.

They get to do what I do,

hang out for hours and hours

backstage while Travis warms up.

Do you guys want any merch
or anything for, for your mom or Khloé?

Yeah, didn't you want something, Mom?

Um, Khloé and I wanted to get a hoodie.

KOURTNEY: Cute, P.

So cute.

- KHLOÉ: Thank you so much.
- KRIS: Thank you.

Oh, you are just so cute, Khlo.

- Vibes on vibes.
- KRIS: Who's Dunkin' coffee?

- KOURTNEY: Travis.
- Oh.

KOURTNEY: That's one of his
pre-show rituals.

Mom's gonna come in here
and micro-manage...

- The coffee. The, the Dunkin' Donuts.
- KHLOÉ: It's okay.

Travis, this is the same venue
that I went to when I was a kid.

- TRAVIS: Really?
- When I lived in San Diego.

Your coffee's right there.

TRAVIS: Oh, thank you. Mine?

- Yeah.
- TRAVIS: This one?

- KRIS: Yeah.
- KHLOÉ: She's assuming it's yours.

My mom has a problem.

We're just very controlling.

She can't just let you drink your coffee

and find it on your own.

Like, she has to make it known,
like, your coffee is there.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I know that people in my family

would benefit from therapy,

but I'm letting go of trying
to change other people

and just accepting everyone
for who they are.

Ready? Let's go, everyone.

Like, this is me, this is my journey.

That's you and that's your journey,

and just be accepting,

but also live my life the way I want to.

[BLINK-182 PLAYING "WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?"]

♪ Nobody likes you when you're 23 ♪

♪ And are still more amused by TV shows ♪

♪ What the hell is ADD? ♪

♪ My friends say I should act my age ♪

♪ What's my age again? ♪

♪ What's my age again? ♪

KHLOÉ: Anywhere I'm goin',
I'm gonna make the best of it.

I don't know one word,
but I [BLEEP] love this sh*t.

♪ On the drive home ♪

♪ I called her mom from a pay phone ♪

♪ I said I was the cops ♪

KRIS: Kourtney has come into her own.

She's happily married,
her kids are thriving,

and it makes me so happy, so proud.

And I'm just really excited
to celebrate Kourtney tonight.

♪ What's my age again? ♪

[KHLOÉ HOWLING]

MARK HOPPUS: My drummer's better
than your drummer.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ You got my makeup, got my head up ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm down for whatever ♪

- We survived and we had so much fun.
- Yeah. Yeah, we did.

- And we are [SOFTLY] rock stars.
- Yeah.

Thank you so much, Travis.

You must be exhausted.

♪ We got nothin' left to lose ♪

♪ Come on, girls, we can do it right ♪

♪ So just bring it ♪

We're out.

- No, no, we're rock stars.
- Oh, yeah.

- No, no.
- Oh... okay.

Stick your tongue out.

- Okay, go.
- Okay.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

- KIM: Hi, how are you?
- EMMA ROBERTS: What's up?

My call time was 4 a.m.

Yeah, it's, like, long days.

I did write all my sisters,
and my mom, and everyone today,

and I said, "You guys, I just want
you to be really appreciative.

This sh*t's, like, really long hours."

- EMMA: It's long.
- You should be really lucky that you

have to roll out of bed
and film in your [BLEEP] house

- [EMMA LAUGHING]
- with makeup, without makeup,

whatever you wanna do,

like, it's such...

- It-It's, it's a lotta work.
- It's a different,

- it's a different beast. It's definitely...
- Yeah. No, it is.

I have, like, eight days
of full back-to-back work.

Alright, well, I'm gonna get dressed
so you're not waiting on me

- and I'll see you in a minute.
- 'Kay.

I have so much respect for actors.

These long hours are really, really crazy.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

When you're ready, we'll head to our one.

Okay.

I am nervous today
just because it's, like, a new director,

and there's new energy,
and it just keeps changing,

and I just wanna make sure

I keep up with the pace,
and I'm doing the right thing,

and there's just, like,
a lot of moving parts.

JENNIFER LYNCH: Hi.

I'm very good, it's nice to meet you.

They have a different
director for every episode.

Action!

Love you... Hi, love.

Jennifer Lynch is the director
of this episode.

Her dad is an amazing
director, David Lynch,

and she directed some
of the Dahmer episodes.

- Very [BLEEP] nice take!
- [HONKS HORN]

- Cut, please.
- Cut!

I think I tried not to have expectations.

I know she's got a dog
in the fight of being good.

She did not disappoint.

There's a note requesting
that you walk slightly faster.

EMMA: Okay.

JENNIFER: She is prepared,

she is no bullshit,

and she's wonderful to direct.

It's a good thing she's a nice person
because looking like that,

I just wanna push her
off a cliff, so. [LAUGHS]

- Here we go. Let's roll, please.
- CREWMEMBER: Rolling!

- And mark.
- TIM NORMAN: Hold there.

- JENNIFER: Action!
- CREWMEMBER: Action!

Day three is definitely more challenging.

I just booked you the cover of Vogue.

I knew it was gonna be a lotta work,

but it's definitely a lot more work

than I anticipated.

We have six hours left.

Um, I just had so many scenes

and I have a lotta dialogue.

And that's a cut, please. Very nice take.

You should do this for a living.

- SPEAKER: Moving on?
- JENNIFER: Moving on!

I think that does it, right,
for Kim at this location.

Yeah, right.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ All my, all my ladies ♪

We're gonna have three cameras to start

and we're starting
in this direction, correct?

Great.

KIM: I don't know how
I'm gonna get through this day.

I'm just really feeling it.

JENNIFER: And action.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

- You okay?
- Mm-hm. Mm, it was a makeup emergency.

- Just...
- 'Kay, you got this.

JENNIFER: And that's a cut, please.

- Thank you so much. We'll go again.
- ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Cut.

JENNIFER: And action.

- ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Let's go again.
- Action.

And that's a cut, please.

Very nice work, everybody.

I'll give you that.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

JENNIFER: Alright,
here's the lineup, thank you.

- [CROSSTALK]
- And let's roll, please.

What is my first line?

ASSISTANT: "I'm, like, sopping wet."

- Okay.
- CREWMEMBER: Rolling.

So, today's our last day
of sh**ting for this round.

JENNIFER: And action.

[SOFTLY] What is it? Sop...

- JENNIFER: Okay.
- CREWMEMBER: "I'm, like, sopping wet."

JENNIFER: You need to come
around again one more time.

I'm losing my voice
'cause I'm talking so much,

and I have so many lyrics that...
I mean song... lines.

What the [BLEEP] is wrong with me today?

I hope this is okay.

I hope I just didn't get
myself into something

that I can't get out of.

I just... It's that energy.

And action.

- We're not gonna...
- It's gonna be great.

- No, it's gonna be great.
- Yeah, it will be.

[LAUGHTER]

[HONKS HORN]

- What is up, everybody? Cut, please.
- KIM: Was kinda cutesie.

- It was. Okay.
- JENNIFER: Yes!

Ah!

- [CLAPPING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

KIM: That's a wrap on week one, actually,

of what I'm gonna be filming
for American Horror Story.

I'm just really happy
that I took on this challenge,

but I just didn't get the time commitment.

If that was any indicator of what

my months to come are gonna look like,

it was... super exhausting,

but so rewarding.

I learned a lot and I had fun.

I'm just gonna keep my head down

and see what happens,
see where it takes me.

♪ Hold it close, don't let it go ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

I have no [CHUCKLING]
underwear on and a short skirt.

- KRIS: Wow.
- And I was trying to just take

a photo in this, but now I'm gonna have
to eat in it.

Your front part's totally showing.

- Well, aren't you lucky?
- KRIS: Your whole...

KOURTNEY: You get to see my vag*na.

Okay, take a photo,

then I'll have someone bring me sweats.

My mom really wanted
to come over and see me.

She's obsessed with me
and my pregnant belly,

and she just had to come over.

Can you see my vag*na or is it...

PHOTOGRAPHERS: No.

Well, I'm lower than they are.

Oh, my God. Wild.

- Do you want me to get you a blanket?
- KOURTNEY: Here. Did you see

my scrapbook project that I'm doing?

KRIS: Don't you love a good
scrapbook project?

KOURTNEY: You wanna see the
final before we...

Well, no, don't bend over.

- Why?
- We'll do... Eat first.

- Okay.
- Wait 'til they bring your sweats.

- I'm gonna get...
- I don't trust you.

I... have never, and I can't unsee it.

I mean.

Oh, whew.

Now I feel better.

I had such a good time

at the concert in San Diego.

- KOURTNEY: Oh, good.
- Yeah. That was really fun.

Yeah, you're welcome to any show.

- Thank you. I'll catch ya again.
- We're going to Europe in September.

Gonna pass on that.

- So, you're gonna show me this?
- Mm-hm.

I need to understand.

Traditionally, there are certain gifts

that you give each other,
like husband and wife,

on wedding anniversaries.

Do you give, like,
paper for the first year?

Did you ever do that?

I did, but I just pretended

- like diamonds was every year.
- Yeah.

I've had all of these things saved

from the beginning
of Travis and I being together

from photos, tickets,
like, our first flight together.

Just everything.

This is just from, like, the beginning,

like, the movies that we watched,

and, like, our conversations,

our first Christmas, Valentine's.

"Don't rush something
you want to last forever."

- That's so cute.
- And then San Ysidro Ranch little key.

We went to a drive-in movie.

I put together this scrapbook.

True Romance, that's the first movie
we ever watched,

and his favorite movie.

And then I gave it to him

for our one-year wedding anniversary,

and took it back because I have so much
more to finish.

Um, so,

tomorrow, we're doing our gender reveal

if you guys, anyone wants to come.

- You're telling me the day before?
- Mm-hm.

- That's so Kourtney.
- I just found out.

You just found out you're gonna have
a gender reveal?

Mm-hm. Travis is making a detour on tour.

He has, like, 24 hours off.

We've just been in, like,

- crazy planning mode.
- Mm-hm.

In the last 24 hours since we've decided,

it's become a bigger thing.

I thought we were
just having, like, a cake,

and, like, literally having the kids

- and may... whoever else wanted to come.
- Yeah.

But now, we made it into this, like...

- Bigger deal?
- Yeah, like,

Baby Barker, like,
World Tour Gender Reveal.

What do you think it is?

- I have no idea.
- You have no idea.

- No feeling about...
- Nothing?

- No.
- Huh.

I really wanted to wait at first

- until the hospital,
- [KRIS CHUCKLES]

but Travis really wants to know,

and the kids really
wanna do a gender reveal.

I think it's a girl.

I think it's a girl because

of the way that you're carrying.

I just feel that
girl energy for some reason.

Mm, I can't wait to find out.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Ready to go ♪

Do you think gold sunglasses
or black sunglasses with this?

- I like the gold.
- Okay.

I have to be at Kourtney's
at 2:00 for a gender reveal.

I'm so excited to see
this store, though, I really am.

Think it'll be so great.

PRODUCER: You guys look so good together.

Well, that's us, we're a duo.

Two peas in a pod.

So cute.

This mall brings back
such... great memories.

I am incredibly excited
because, today, I visit

the Good American store
at the Century City mall,

and it's open to the public.

I'm not just visiting a construction site.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KRIS: Oh, my God!

- This is so fabulous!
- KHLOÉ: Hello.

- KRIS: Oh, my God, it's real!
- KHLOÉ: Hi, guys.

I'm proud of myself

because...

it's been tough, but we're here.

- Well, thank you.
- EMMA GREDE: Welcome to your store.

- KHLOÉ: It's so pretty.
- EMMA GREDE: Don't you love it?

I really did not think
that this day was gonna come.

There's been many delays,

but we're here now, it's opened,

and it looks beautiful,

and the employees look fantastic.

Everyone is just killin' it.

They're doin' such a great job.

Oh, this is fabulous.

Isn't it weird when people shop,

they have to touch everything?

Don't you just wanna
slap somebody? Like, "Stop it!"

KHLOÉ: We definitely take
people's commentary to heart,

like, reading what people are saying.

Of course, that's a gift and a curse,

but we do a lotta focus groups,

and that's how we created the size 15...

- Yeah.
- ...because we heard that there was

a real need for that,

and if we weren't
paying attention to either

our return rates,
or our customer feedback,

then we wouldn't know that...

- Mm-hm.
- ...and the store just gives us more

of an opportunity
with the consumer in person.

- Yeah.
- Hear what people are saying,

and if you hear enough of it,

it's probably time to make a change.

I am so invested in Good American.

I mean, this has been my baby
for over seven years now.

To have our first real retail space,

and we are next to,
think it's, like, Anthropologie,

Levi's, Guess, the Nordstrom's.

Like, we're in... we're in
heavy real estate here.

Like, we're legit. We're next to real
[BLEEP] empires.

I'm like, "Okay."

Khloé, you should
stand up here on this counter

and just put your arms up in the air.

- Stand on the counter?
- Yeah.

'Cause I don't like shoes on any table.

Well, we could put
something on the surface.

- No, Mom.
- KRIS: Like, a pair of jeans?

- Kris, why don't you do it?
- No, that's okay. [LAUGHS]

Who could not love Kris Jenner?

Seriously, she is [CHUCKLES] amazing,

and when we argue,
it's typically about business,

and in my head,
I'm fighting with my manager.

Aren't I funny?

But no matter what happens
between my mom and I,

I will always and forever be
insanely obsessed with her.

What about, like... I can sit.

Oh, I can't wait to be
Kris Jenner some day.

- Oh, that's great. Yeah.
- ASSISTANT: I love when you're

- our director.
- Yeah, our director.

[LAUGHTER]

- I love this.
- [CROSSTALK]

KHLOÉ: This one?

I'm so proud of you.

- Thank you.
- I mean, ya know what it reminds me of?

Coming to this store today,
I was a little emotional

because I was thinking of
when you guys were little

and I used to take you to the same mall,

and we used to have so much fun
and create so many memories.

We need a store squad pic.

And to see you open this store,

and have it be so big, and gorgeous,
and beautiful, and fabulous,

and it just makes me so happy.

Thanks, Mom.

ALL: Good American.

[LAUGHTER]

- EMMA GREDE: Amazing.
- KHLOÉ: Whoop-whoop!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ It's all good ♪

♪ We just keep on livin'
the way that we should ♪

♪ It's all good, all good, all good ♪

I love surprises.

What do you want?

I want whatever is God's plan.

- Okay, knew that answer was coming.
- PHIL RIPORTELLA: Healthy baby.

- What do you think it is?
- I think it's a boy.

Only because everyone
I talked to said it was a girl,

and I just wanna be against the grain.

I have no opinion,
and I also have no feeling,

- like, of what it is.
- SIMON HUCK: Yeah.

- Okay, we are at...
- Hey, everybody.

- ...Kourtney and Travis's...
- I... Okay, so, I...

- Wait, look. Oh, thanks.
- I think it's a boy.

I think it's a boy...

- But I want it to be a girl.
- ...but I want... Me too!

But with P, and Mason,
and Reign, did you feel like...

- No, I was wrong.
- You were wrong?

- KRIS: Hi.
- TRAVIS: How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Good.

- Amazing.
- KRIS: This is exciting.

Today is Kourtney's gender reveal

and I'm pretty sure
she's gonna have a girl.

She looks like she's carrying a girl.

KIDS: We're Team Girl.

And I think P really wants a girl.

Oh, pink.

♪

- See, it's gonna be a boy.
- Girls.

- Boy.
- I think it's gonna be a boy.

Pink or blue.

KRIS: I'm feelin' girl.

- Yeah.
- KOURTNEY: You are?

- So, you gotta go get a pink wristband.
- KRIS: Yeah. Okay.

Like, this is a big deal.

I walked in the front door,

and I was asked to pick a wristband,

what I was voting for, or thought it was,

and then I got this lovely...

- This is... Yep.
- All-access pass.

KIM: Here we are.

At Baby Barker's party.

KHLOÉ: What do you think your
mom's having?

- PENELOPE DISICK: Girl.
- REIGN: A girl.

You think so, too?

- We're all Team Girl.
- Team Girl.

As a guncle, I really want a girl

'cause I feel like P and I
connect, like, so much.

We have debriefs, she gets me.

Not that Mason and Reign don't get me,

but I-I really love P,
so I want another P.

Boys just don't do anything,

and I already have
too many boys in the house.

GUEST: It's a boy,
and I think you have a boy, too?

- Really?
- I got boy, man. I'm sayin' boy.

- I have blue, but I'm starting to think...
- Really?

Don't go against your intuition.

I'm starting to think it's pink.
No, right?

Everyone, prepare for God's plan!

Khloé, will you do me a favor?

- KHLOÉ: Yeah.
- KOURTNEY: Come here.

- KHLOÉ: Huh?
- KOURTNEY: Come here.

- KHLOÉ: Yes.
- Will you announce to everyone

so I don't have to?

[SHOUTING] Everyone!

The gender reveal is starting!

Sit over here!

Thank you guys
very much for your attention.

KIM: Wait, can we ask one question?

- What do you want it to be?
- Healthy!

KHLOÉ: Okaaay! Let's get the
party started!

- We're all excited!
- [ALL CHEERING]

[DRUM ROLL]

Do you wanna look this way? Yeah?

KHLOÉ: Let's get the party started!
We're all excited!

[CROWD CHEERING]

- [DRUM ROLL]
- Ah! Psalmy!

- [POPPER POPS]
- [SCREAMING, CHEERING]

It's a boy!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

I don't know why I'm shocked.
I just thought this was a girl.

We're all wrong.

It's a boy!

I was on a girl train. Sorry, everybody.

[EXCITED CHATTER, CHEERING]

KIM: I'm really happy for them.

It'll be really cute to see.
I bet the baby will be so cute.

I do think they need to have one
more then, and have a girl.

- I'm happy. I'm very excited.
- Me, me as well.

- He's gonna be so cute.
- Still wanted a girl.

- Girl one day.
- One day?

- Are you happy?
- Yeah, I'm so happy, Rocky.

I'm honestly completely surprised.

Travis, he felt that it was
a boy the whole time,

and we're just both so happy.

["SOME OF US ARE BRAVE"
BY DANIELLE PONDER PLAYING]

♪ I'd be the first to call ♪

This has been such an incredible year

filled with so many blessings.

I've been married for a year.

[CHEERING]

We've been blessed with this miracle.

♪ Peace and love
to the ones who give praise ♪

BOTH: This year...

- Has been...
- Beautiful.

Let's finish each other's
sentences. [LAUGHTER]

It really has. It's been, like,

a really amazing year for me.

- KIM: Kylie is on this trip.
- KHLOÉ: Yes!

- And Kendall Jenner!
- [CHEERING]

Family time is my
favorite time, [BLEEP] yeah.

I think I'm at the beginning
of my Saturn return,

so my year's been a little bit crazy,

but I'm so happy to hear
that yours has been really nice.

Thank you.

God gives you what you need,
not what you want,

and I wanted a boy at first
and look who I got,

my angel girl
that I can't live life without.

See, it all happens
the way it's supposed to.

Oh, my gosh, this is so exciting.

Look at all this cute stuff!

This year, I think the greatest
thing I've learned is

that nothing can break me or my spirit.

You can try... but I'm not gonna let you.

[LAUGHTER]

Yes!

I am really proud
of where I got to with Tristan.

[CHEERING]

It's hard.

Heck yes!

But I'll do anything for my kids.

- [SCREAMING]
- Ooh!

One, two, three.

- How?
- TRAVIS: Really?

Michael like Jackson. Hee!

[YELLING] Oh, my gosh!

This year, in a nutshell,
has been exhausting.

I've never worked more,

but it's all been worth it.

NORTH: Mom, you look so beautiful.

KIM: Thank you.

Absolutely. Abso-[BLEEP]-lutely.

♪ All we want is to be ourselves,
shine our light ♪

♪ With no problems ♪

- What's the name?
- Rocky.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

- I love it.
- [TRAVIS/KRIS LAUGHING]

This has been my year of only saying yes
to things I love,

and that's what I did,

and I think I'm gonna
stick with this plan.

Hi, guys!

- Woo!
- ♪ I do believe ♪

- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- ♪ That the power in me frightens you ♪

Khloé, put me down!

[KIM SCREAMING]

Oh, [BLEEP] no. Lots more to come.

- [SLATE CLAPS]
- PRODUCER: Done.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ You got my makeup, got my head up ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm down for whatever ♪

♪ Come on, don't stop ♪

♪ We stay on top ♪

♪ Party girls are forever ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the right kinda moves ♪

♪ We got nothin' left to lose ♪

♪ Come on, girls, we can do it right ♪

♪

I really think I should do...
an OnlyFans for my feet.

Feel like it would be really lucrative.

You want me to paint
my toenails a special color?

You got it.

Put on pantyhose.

Do people still wear that? Slowly.

Sure.

Take off a sock, woo-hoo!

Put my foot in some Jell-O, I don't know.

Ooh, mud?

Sand between my toes.

I could keep goin', but I think
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