01x01 - Rudy's First Adventure/Rudy's Story/Bushel Full of Yum

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ ...a-chalk, a-chalk
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

Whoooo!

Ouch! Oh, boy.

Sorry, dear.

I'm not a very good
thrower of things.

Ah, that's okey-doke,
Millie.

You know, this is
supposed to be Rudy's job.

Now where is that boy?

Rudy!

Come on down, son.

Let's get this
vacation started!

Help! Help! Snap!
What are you do--?

[Breathing heavily]

Snap! Snap!

Help!

I'm right below ya, Rudy.

Hey, do something fancy
with the chalk!

I'm trying, snap.

I can't get
my hands free.

Ah! I got it!

I'll stop this bird
in its tracks.

Good idea, Rudy!

Bad idea, Rudy!

Hang on, bucko.
I'll pull ya loose.

[Train whistle blows]

Ahhhhh!

[Straining]

Come on.

Oh!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Great gumballs!
There goes Rudy

and there goes
the magic chalk!

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!

I've got to get this
back to Rudy, pronto!

Hey, balloonhead.

Stop blocking the sun.

I remember you
from the first time

Rudy visited chalkzone.

What are you doing
here on the beach?

A little sun,
a little sand.

You take it where
you can get it--ah!

Hey, hey, hey, why
are you running off ?

Because this isn't
really a beach!

[Rawr!]

[Chirping]

Ugh!

Uh-oh.

[Chirping]

I don't think I was
brought here to babysit.

Come on, come on, come on.

This thing always
works for Rudy.

Oh, there's never an artist
around when you need one.

And do I need one!

Hey, I know this place.

This is where Rudy drew
his staircase to the sky.

Oh, I forgot about this.

Rudy: Help! Snap!
Can you hear me?

I'm coming, Rudy!

I'm coming to save ya--

ooh! Ah! Ah!

[In dizzy voice
hello, Rudy.

I'm here
to save you.

Snap, do you have
the magic chalk?

[Bang]

What is it about today?
Do we look like lunch?

[Rawr!]

The chalk, snap.
Do you have the chalk?

What chalk?
Oh, yeah, I'm glad
you reminded me.

Thanks, Rudy. Hey, you gonna
make it through the portal ok?

The portal?! Ahhhh!

Son! You're gonna
make us late, Mr. Man.

♪ Ru-u-u-u-u-dy ♪

Get down here this instant!

Rudy: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Crash]

Say, you're good.

Mom: What were you doing up
there for so long, Rudy?

Just drawing on
the blackboard, mom.

You know,
you spend too much
time drawing, son.

You need more
physical activity.

Your father
is right, dear.

Camping is a good
way to exercise.

I can get a lot of exercise
at school, too, mom.

[School bell rings]

Rudy: Aw, back to school.

Snap to the rescue!

♪ Doo doo-doo doo! ♪

Pow, pow, pow--

excuse me, boy.

Spare a quarter for
the candy machine?

Well, actually I really--

ahhhhhhh!

You are very generous.

♪ Doo doo-doo doo doo doo! ♪

You are a lousy artiste,

but you make a good eraser.

Heh-heh-heh-hem.

Boys! Boys!

What's going on here?

Look at what tabootie
drew, Mr. Wilter.

Wait a minute!

Rudy, you know
it's not nice

to draw mean
pictures of people.

It hurts their feelings.

I'll have 500 after
school, tabootie! 500!

Oh, darn.

Wow!

Ru-u-u-u-u-u-dy!

You gotta help me, kid!

Snap, is that you?

Yes, it's me. You
drew me this morning

kicking
bully nerd's butt.

Bully nerd!
Yes, bully nerd.
Very good.

[Roaring]

Don't just stand there,
Rudy. Draw something.

Huh?
With the chalk!
Something heavy!

A horseshoe.

[Screeching like a monkey]

Oh, man. Drop the chalk,
drop the chalk!

Uh...ok.

Ok, Rudy, hold on.

[Roaring]

Like this?--Oh!

Come on, let's go.

A horseshoe, Rudy?
Why didn't you
draw an anvil?

Don't you watch
cartoons?

Oh, is that what
this is? A cartoon?

No, Rudy baby.
This is chalkzone.

Where everything goes

after it's been erased
off the chalkboard.

You mean all the scenery
and bully nerd and you?

Right. And even
this drawing you did
in the first grade.

Hey!

Blocky!

Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.

Personally, I'm glad your
drawing skills improved.

Hey, and there's the
old lady in the bathtub
you drew last year.

Thanks a lot, kid.

You've given me
a wonderful life.

Everything in here was
drawn on a blackboard
and then erased?

[Ding ding]

Oh, so I'm the only
thing real here.

Old lady: That depends
on what you mean by real.

Yeah, real!

[Roar]

Here, you're the artist.
Draw something.

Snap: Faster, Rudy,
faster!

Here he comes!

Rudy, you're a genius.
Get ready to dive, kid.

Oh, no, I'm not gonna--

[roaring]

Rudy and snap: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ptooey!

We'll get him,
granny!

Let's go, let's go!

[Whimpering]

[Laughing]

[Crashing and meowing

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Don't watch cartoons, huh?

I've had it with this guy.

Let's lock him up
and throw away the key.

Wow, he won't be able
to get out of...

That.

No floor.
No floor.

There's my ticket back home.

Yeah, but how will
you get up there?

This is not time
to play teeter-
totter, bucko.

Both:
1...2...3...jump!

[Cuckoo clock chimes]

What was that?

Oh, just one of the
oldest tricks in the--

Rudy! Hey, Rudy, help!

The--the chalk!

Where'd it go?

Looking for this?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Rudy! Where are you?

Gimme!

Why? So you can do
more rude drawings?

Wait a minute.
I don't need that chalk.

I've got white lightning.

Hey!

[Whistling]

Snap: See ya later, chump.

Wow!

Mr. Bullnerd!

So-o-o! It was you
doing those rude drawings.

Tried to get poor
Rudy here in trouble.

Oh, cartoons! I'll have
500 from you, Mr. Bullnerd.

Get started!

Doh!

Mr. Wilter!

How do you spell cartoon?

Girl:
Arachnids have spinnerets

on the undersides
of their abdomens.

And on the fifth week
I went back to the library

and found it absolutely
fascinating to discover that

spiders not only have 4 pairs
of cephalothorax walking legs

but an extra pair of legs
called the petty palps.

And that's how I spent
my summer vaction.

A well done report
by our new student,
penny Sanchez.

Ooooooh!

Boooo-ring.

Oh, yeah, Reggie, like
you got something better--

you say something,
tabootie?

Reggie, since you're
so sure of yourself,

why don'tyou
go next?

[Coughing]

"Over my vacation,
I knocked out Bobby.

Then I pushed Arnie down
and I took his bike."

Ahhhhh!

"I was graciously
given lunch every day

"by my dear friends
at the chess club.

I was lucky enough to take
Jeffrey's favorite--"

ok, ok, that's enough,
Mr. Bullnerd.

Who's next?
Rudy tabootie.

This is what I did
over my summer vacation.

I had gone into chalkzone.

My adventure began
deep in the thickets

of the mumbo jumbo jungle.

I was on a mission to
find my favorite drawing

and best friend snap when--

this comic book
makes a mockery
of the assignment!

This was intended to
be a writing assignment!

A report about what
you did over your
summer vacation,

not some fictional...
Cartoo-o-o-o-oon!

Ha ha-ha ha-ha.

[Bell rings]

Rudy, I expect
more out of you.

I want you to stay in
during recess

and use words to
write a report.

About what you actually
did over your vacation.

I thought it was a very
interesting story, Rudy.

May I see your comic?

Yeah, sure.
You really liked it?

Yeah.

You know, your spider
report was pretty awesome.

Oh, thanks.

Fascinating. Now how do
you think of this stuff?

Oh, you know,
I have my ways.

Can we read it now?

Ok, but I gotta warn ya,

it gets pretty gross.

You might not be
able to take it.

We'll see about that.

Oh, boy, what's going
on in this picture?

Well...

I'm fighting my way through
swarms of nasty buttonflies

looking for snap.

I needed to find a way
to cross the amazing river.

This should do it.

So I hopped the first banana
boat I could find.

But the locals showed me
a better way to travel.

Suddenly, I was face to face
with a mumbo jumbo snake.

Penny: So how
did you get away?

I didn't. The snake
swallowed me whole.

Ewwwwwwwww-yuck!

I told you it was gross.

Anyway, I hate to be
the kind of guy who's
eaten and runs,

so I drew myself out
of a tight spot

with my magic chalk.

Me being a "Jack"
of all trades and all.

Penny: Ugggghhhhhhhhh.

Rudy:
I was combing through the thick
foliage searching for clues

when I heard a distant
cry for help.

Ouch! Hey! Ow!
Aw, come on!

Ok, that's tight.

Snap?

Pssssssst.

Rudy! Up here!

Snap? Is that you?

You think you could
help me out here?

One more minute
and I'm spider chow.

I'm already on it.

Talk about your
elevator shoes.

Careful, Rudy.
This bubblegum web
is ultra sticky.

Bubblegum?

I was just about to free snap

when this spider
dropped out of nowhere

on a stretchy piece
of chewed bubblegum.

Well actually, Rudy,
true arachnids
have spinnerets,

on the undersides
of their abdomens.

Well, this spider chews gum.

But it would make
more sense for the
webbing to come from--

in chalkzone,
spiders chew gum.

Ok...

The spider was thoroughly peeved

because I was stealing
her lunch.

But I got her to fall for me.

Hurry, Rudy!

Oh, no you don't.

Hurry up, snap!

Step on it, Rudy!

Ha ha ha.

Come on, snap!

Rudy!

Jump down, snap!

[Panting]

Cool.
Yeah.

Hey, Rudy. How come
spiders never get
caught in their own web?

Oh, I know
the answer to that!

The arachnids have special
oils on their bodies

that allow them to handle their
own web without getting stuck.

Wow, cool, penny.

You know what would
be really neat?

If you had the spider dig
a little burrow in the ground

and cover it with a hinged
trap door made of web

because that's what some spiders
really actually do, you know?

Really!

But that's not
the way it happened.

But it would also increase
the danger in the story

for you and for snap.

Uh, it's a good idea,
penny, but that's not
the way it happened.

But it would make sense.

Ahhh. You want trap doors,
you got trap doors.

I was running for my life
with snap at my side

keeping our eye out
for trap doors

when I decided to draw a shield.

Nice blockage, bucko.

Thanks.

I think she's out of a*mo.

Nope, uh, definitely
not out of a*mo.

You're really
glued on, snap.

Rudy, come on, you
gotta draw something.

The gooey bubblegum completely
covered my magic chalk

and there was no time
to dig it out.

Penny: Oh, no!

The spider was coming on fast.

Oh, you'd better
step on it, bucko!

Snap, are you ok?

I've been hit.

Hey, that's it.
It's bubblegum.

Chew, snap, chew.

It was our only hope.

Things looked pretty grim.

Blow, snap, blow.
Blow for you life!

Penny: But Rudy,
the carbon dioxide
in the bubble

would never lift anything.

You'd need helium
or some other kind of--

Rudy: We just barely escaped
the clutches of the spider.

Lucky for us, a buttonfly
flew into the clearing.

Well, at least
she got her lunch.

I looked down and saw the
horrible sight of the spider

munching down on the buttonfly
as if it were a burger.

Now I don't want to
gross you out,

so you'd better not look.

Oh, come on, Rudy.

Well...

She picked up
a hamburger bun,

spread some
ketchup on it,

and started crunching
down into the carcass.

[Crunch]

Well actually, Rudy,
spiders inject their prey

with a digestive enzyme

and then suck
the liquified tissue

out through a strawlike
appendage in their fangs.

Ewww. That's ultra-gross.

Isn't it great?

[Bell rings]

[Laughter]

All right, Mr. Tabootie.

Show us what you've got.

Oh, no, we ran
out of time!

That's ok, penny.
I've got it.

"A report by Rudy tabootie.

"Over my summer vacation I spent
my time drawing this comic book

"based on an imaginary
adventure in chalkzone.

The end."

[Laughter]

All right. I guess
it technically fits
the assignment.

But from now on,
no more car-tooons!

[Laughter]

Reggie bullnerd!

I'll see you
in detention!

But Mr. Wilter!

♪ Taste it, taste it ♪

♪ mmm, mmm, good ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ we're in
the flavor neighborhood ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ here we come ♪

♪ bringing in
a bushel full of yum ♪

♪ oh, my, I can't wait to try ♪

♪ ooh, ooh,
what flavor are you? ♪

♪ Taste it, taste it ♪

♪ mmm, mmm, good ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ we're in
the flavor neighborhood ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ let's try some ♪

♪ dig into that
bushel full of yum ♪

♪ it's a flav, it's a flav,
it's a flavorite ♪

♪ it's a flav, it's a flav,
it's a flavorite ♪

♪ it's a flav, it's a flav,
it's a flavorite ♪

♪ it's a flav, it's a flav,
it's a flavorite ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ mmm, mmm, good ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ we're in
the flavor neighborhood ♪

♪ taste it, taste it ♪

♪ ooh, what fun ♪

♪ dig into that
bushel full of yum ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
a-chalk, a chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪