02x08 - Chalk Queen/Cleo's Secret/Snap's Wishy Washout/Chunky

[bunniefuu]

Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ The chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ The chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalkzone! ♪

[Knock on door]

Rudy: Hi, penny.

Are you still working
on that biology paper?

Yes. "The carnivorous birds
of the United States."

I'm finishing the last
of 16 illustrations now.

There! Done.

Penny: That's a barn owl,

and this one's an osprey,

and the big one
is, of course,

a California condor.

You can tell
by its distinctively
drawn head.

Ha ha ha!

It's distinctive,
all right.

But which end
is the head on him?

Give me that.

Gee, penny.

If you wanted some
good illustrations
for this paper,

why didn't you
just ask me?

I did ask you,
Rudy--

a month ago--

and I
reminded you of it
twice since then!

Ohh. Uh, gee.
I must have, uh...

I couldn't
wait any longer
for your help.

So I had to do them
myself.

I don't think
they're so bad.

Uh, no.
I mean, they're--

they're good enough
for an old biology report.

Come on, let's go.

I have to get
a good grade

on this old
biology report

so Mr. Wilter
will submit it

to the
ornithologist society
scholarship committee

tomorrow.

It has to be excellent.

I could really
use your help, Rudy.

Snap: Rudy! Help!

What is it, snap?

It's horrible, Rudy.

Biclops
has been att*cked.

What? Who att*cked him?

The beanie boys.

Oh, they was buzzing
all around him.

Luckily, biclops,
you know,

has been working
on his backhand.

Aah!

Rudy:
So what's the problem?

Snap: The problem is

it was all
a diversion.

Skrawl snuck in

and stole
a whole bagful
of magic chalk.

Come now, beanie boys!

Our work here is done.

Ha ha ha!

[Gasp]

Skrawl has magic chalk!
That's terrible!

Why? Skrawl
can't use the chalk.

Only a human artist
can make it work.

Maybe so,

but if skrawl
went to all the trouble

to steal the chalk...

Unh!

He must have
a plan to use it.

But...my report
is due tomorrow!

[Sigh]

What's this?

The little genius girl
isn't going along?

Oh, all the better.

Come, beanie boys.

Let's pay a visit.

Rudy was right.

My drawings really
aren't any good.

I wish Rudy had helped me
with them

like he promised.

Ohh.

[Snickering]

Rudy, is that you?

Aah!

Let me go!

This is totally
unacceptable!

I have to finish
my biology paper!

Here's the deal.

Either you help me
take over chalkzone,

or fido here has
a carnivorous bird dinner.

Heh heh heh!

[Barking]

Aah!

Aah! No!

Please don't.

I've worked for months
on that report.

I know.

And you don't want
to have to tell your teacher

that the dog
ate your homework.

But...if I help you,

I'll be betraying Rudy.

Rudy?

Do you mean chalk boy?

The one who betrayed you

by not helping you
with your drawings?

Ooh!

Yes, but even so...

Penny, penny,
penny penita!

This isn't all about me.

It's about you, too.
Oh, yeah.

Because with your talent
and my ambitions,

we can rule chalkzone
as king and queen!

Listen up.

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ we can rock ♪

♪ 'cause we've got
some magic chalk ♪

♪ you and me ♪

♪ soon will be ♪

♪ masters of
master tabootie ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Take it.

Draw.

But--but i'm
no good at drawing.

Says who?

You've seen
my drawings.

They're dreadful.

Come on, penny.

Give it a try.

Prove the arrogant
Rudy tabootie wrong.

I'm talking
revenge here!

Draw! Draw!

Bring it to life!

[Grunting]

Skrawl: It lives!

Well done,
my little chalk queen.

Snap: There he goes.

Calling skrawl.
Come in, boss.

I'm approaching the hideout

with chalk boy and blue bell
on my tail.

Over.

Skrawl:
I have visual contact.

Over and out.

Snap: That must be
skrawl's hideout.

Rudy: Yeah.

Now if we can just keep
the element of surprise...

[Growl]

Well, so much
for surprise.

Ah! What is
that thing?

It's penny's condor.

Penny has a pet cond--

you know, I knew
that girl was weird.

Rudy: Aah!

Rudy, you got
to draw something!

I'm trying.

Oh. Now, this is
so much better.

Tell me that
you have a plan
that doesn't involve

smashing
into the ground!

We'll be ok

as soon as I draw
some parachutes.

Aah!

If I can just
snag the chimney...

This is using up
a lot of chalk.

Snap: Good job, Rudy.

Ooh! Whoa!

Unh! Ohh.

Snap: Rudy!

Oh, my gosh. Snap!

[Growl]

Ohh. I can't waste
any more chalk.

I have to use what I have.

Unh!

Ooh!

Ohh. Skrawl!

What have you
done to snap?

Me? I haven't
done anything.

But my chalk queen
has been very naughty.

Penny?

That's right,
Rudy tabootie.

You are no longer
the only creator

in chalkzone.

So it was you who drew
that hideous bird.

Yes! My pet condor
bested you, Rudy,

and captured
this little pest.

She took me
by surprise, Rudy.

He refused
the generous offer

to be my court Jester

and now hangs suspended
over a piping-hot vat

of my family's secret
volcanic salsa.

Taster!

Aah! Hoo hoo!

That's some
spicy salsa, boys.

Whoa! Rudy!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

Penny: As bad as you think
my drawings are, Rudy,

they're good enough
to assure that skrawl

will be
king of chalkzone,

with me
as his chalk queen!

[Laughter]

Penny: Now, then,
chalk boy,

do you have enough
magic chalk left

to take me on

and save your friend?

Snap: No! No!

Please, penny.

You should have helped me
with my homework, Rudy.

No! Ooh!

Milk?

Snap: Aah!

You know,
your family recipe

is pretty good,
there, penny.

Very clever, Rudy.

You remembered
that milk neutralizes
the acid in salsa.

Now you're defenseless,

and I've got something
special planned for you.

So, uh, penny, old pal,

can we renegotiate
that Jester position?

Oh, skrawl,

I seem to have used up
most of my chalk

drawing my condor.

Could I have
another piece

to finish him off?

Certainly, my queen.

Use as much
as you want.

Thank you, my king.

Rudy...

Would you like a piece?

What is this?

This is your worst
nightmare, skrawl--

two creators armed
with magic chalk.

Beanie boys! att*ck!

Courtney, sic 'em!

[Growling]

All: Aah!

And now, skrawl,
it's time to say good-bye--

skrawl: Not before
you say good-bye

to your homework,
queenie!

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Yah!

[Skrawl giggling]

Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!

Come on, boy!

There's a juicier treat
over here.

No, no, no, no, no!

Fido!

[Thud]

Aah! Ooh! Eee!

Snap: So, uh,

what was with
the chalk queen
trip, penny?

I had to put on
a believable performance

so skrawl would trust me
with the chalk.

Hey! It looks like
the only pages

fido ate
in this report

were the illustrations.

Well, I'm glad
somebody liked them.

If you give me
a second chance,

I can finish
all those drawings
before tomorrow.

Thanks, Rudy.

I don't think I was cut out
to be an artist.

Oh, I don't know
about that.

Courtney seems
to have turned out
all right,

and she really likes
her new hat.

[Growl]

Snap: You know,
I knew that girl was weird.

Mr. Wilter: Our field trip

to the orangeopolis
art museum

brings us to the obelisk
of Princess Cleopatra.

The drawings on this obelisk
are shrouded in mystery.

Ooh!

Why, in this panel,

is the great
Princess Cleopatra,
future queen of Egypt,

hiding her face behind
this gigantic veil?

And why was
this next panel erased?

And what is Cleopatra
grinning about

in this last panel?

We don't know!
It's a mystery!

Mr. Wilter, did you say

these panels were first
drawn in chalk

before they were
carved in stone?

Yes! That's what it says
here in the museum guide.

That makes it
a chalk surface.

We can make a portal
right here.

And is it true

whoever uncovers
the secret of
Cleopatra's obelisk

will win the coveted
archaeolo-gee whiz
award?

Yes!

But it can't be done.

Uh, let's move on and see

how the ancient Greeks
built all those ruins.

I know someone
who's itching to win

the archaeolo-gee whiz
award.

Oh, Rudy,
do you think we should?

This is our big chance.

We might be the only
people in the world

who could
solve the mystery

of Cleopatra's
obelisk.

Ancient Egypt,
here we come!

Good call on this
hybrid camel, Rudy!

Snap: Hey!
Check it out!

Rudy:
Doesn't that obelisk

look just like the one
in the museum?

Let's go down
and examine it.

Snap: Say, what's with
the parade of flat people?

Girl: Ohh! Ohh!

I insist you release me
at once!

That's an order!

Is that
the mystery Princess

you was
telling me about?

It's hard to be sure

with that
t*rture device
on her face.

Thith stinkth!

Rudy, we have
to save her.

Yeah. Snap,
take the controls.

[Grunting]

Yikes!

Huh?
Huh?

All: The mighty flying camel

has chosen our future queen.

All hail the mighty
flying camel.

Princess: Ohh!

Ohh! Unh!

Ah!

Whoa!

All: The mighty flying camel

has rejected our future queen?

Boo, mighty flying camel.

Ohh!

Ah!

Open your mouth!

Snap:
Those creepazoids

are really tailing
that girl.

We can't let them
catch her.

Rudy: Snap,
hold her steady.

Unh!

[Crash]

Oof!

Wait!
Stop!

We've come
to save you!

I think that
is Princess Cleopatra.

Yeah, but what's she--

shh! Look.

It's the grim reapers.

Psst. Catch.

Whoa!
Whoa!

All righty.

Let's see
what's behind

curtain numbers one
and two.

Oh, what nice
children.

Would you
like a balloon?

Don't mind if I do.

Who are you?

We're
the royal dentists.

Dentists?
Dentists?

Dentists?

Ooh. I hate going
to the dentist.

And so does
Cleo.

All we want to do
is remove those braces.

It will be
the finishing touch

in her transformation
from this...

To this.

That's the drawing
from the obelisk.

But the Princess
won't cooperate.

She's certain
we want to put bigger

and more horrible braces
on her.

No wonder
she's running away.

Yeah, but she shouldn't.

Come on! We've got
to help the dentists
capture Cleopatra.

[Lisping]
Please, oh, great
smile priestess,

don't let
the royal dentists

fill my mouth
with more braces.

Your request
has been granted,
Princess.

The smile priestess
sent us.

We're here
to take you to a place

where there's nothing
but braces-free smiles.

Let's go!

Alla-ka-zing!

Unh! Unh!

Aah!

Stop it! Hey!
Let me out of here!

Stop it!

It's for her own good.

Yes.
Yes.

For her own good.
For her
own good.

Ohh!

You tricked me!

The smile priestess
didn't send you.

You're working
for the dentists.

It's...
For her own good.

[Drilling]

Both: Yes.
Her own good.

Ah-ah-ah-

all right!

Look at me!

I could light up
the nile with this smile!

All: Yay.

I hereby decree

I never want to see
these again.

Oh, no, you don't.

I don't want anyone
to ever see

that old snaggle-toothed
picture of me again!

Rudy, the mystery
of the obelisk

is that Cleopatra
wore braces.

And hid them in that
secret compartment.

At least she did
in chalkzone.

[Gasp]

Do you think?

This story
about Cleopatra
wearing braces

sounds like one of
your cartoons, Mr...

Tabootie?

All: Ooh!

Ahh!

Eww!

Why, this qualifies
you and penny to win...

The archaeolo-gee whiz
award!

[Laughter]

Cleopatra: Thith stinkth!

[Chatter and singing]

Boy, those dolls sure
know how to party.

I wish
I could join them.

Hello.

[Sigh]

Somehow I just don't think
I'd fit in.

I want to have a party tonight,

one that's big enough for me.

[Gasp]

Would you look at that?

A sh**ting star.

Oh, you know,
I ought to make a wish.

Now, what do I want?

Let me see. Let me see.

Waaa!

[Witch cackling]

Hey, stinky witch,

why don't you watch
where you're flying?

Why settle
for one wish

when you
could have 3?

What are you
talking about?

If you catch
a falling star,

you'll be granted
3 wishes.

Ya ha ha
ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Yeah. What a nut job.

It's impossible
to catch a falling--

then again,
never say never.

Whoa!

Aah!

[Grunting]

Didn't anybody
teach you to knock?

What is that?

Get yourself
and that thing
out of my house.

Aw, keep your tub on.

Boy, these things
sure get hot

when they pass
through the atmosphere.

It's a good thing
Rudy drew me with...

Gloves!

Aah!

Oh, no, you don't.

This ought to
cool things off.

Aah! Ah!
Oh! Oh!

Hey. Hey. Ohh.

Ohh. Say...

That feels pretty good.

Whoa. Ohh. Oh!
Ha ha ha!

Ok. Let's see
if this thing
still works.

I wish...

For the biggest
darned party ever,

an all-night snap bash.

Ah!

Well, first a sauna,
now a party.

Why, you're just
full of surprises,

aren't you?

Ha ha ha!

Not bad. Hello.

Not bad at all.
Hi there.

Snap: Wow! There sure are
a lot of you guys.

Hey, you look great.
I look great?

No, you look great.

Hey, thanks for coming.

Help yourself.
There's more food
in the kitchen.

Mi casa es su casa.

Hey, thanks. Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me for just a sec--

I just need to get--
get a--

[crash]

[Pounding]

Yi!

Unh!

[Chattering]

Snap: Aah! Aah!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Snap, open my gift.

Snap, open my gift.

Snap,
open my gift.

Snap,
open my gift.

My gift!
My gift!
My gift!

[All talking at once]

Aah!

[Panting]

Ok. Ok. No party.

Get me out of this.
Come on.

I wish that all this
would disappear

and I would be completely
and totally alone!

So, uh, this is
that infinite abyss

that penny was talking about.

Aah!

All right! All right!
All right!

Fine! I wish for chalkzone
back the way it was

and for you--you,
you little twerpy star--

to go back in the sky
where you belong!

Ahh!

That's better.

Hey, what the--wait.

I can't let go.

Hey, put me down.

Uh, excuse me.

I didn't wish
for a trip to outer space.

What did I tell you?
3 wishes.

[Cackling]

Oh, gee. Uh, Mr.--

or is it Ms. Star--
sir, ma'am,

are you sure
that I can't, you know,

just wish myself down?

I mean, I don't really know

if you'd even call
that last thing I said a wish.

A strong desire, maybe,
maybe even an urge,

but definitely not a wish.

What a nut job.

Ooh!

Yeah!
Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

♪ Chunky ♪

♪ chunky ♪

♪ chunky ♪

♪ chunky, chunky peanut butter ♪

♪ chunk if you can get it ♪

♪ chunk it up and spread it ♪

♪ ooh, you won't regret it ♪

♪ chunky, chunky peanut butter ♪

♪ chunky peanut butter ♪

♪ chunk, my older brother ♪

♪ chunk, st-st-st-stutter ♪

♪ chunky, chunky peanut butter ♪

♪ ooh ♪

♪ I like to use it
to paint a room ♪

♪ chunky ♪

♪ ooh ♪

♪ maybe when I'm older ♪

♪ I'll spread that peanut butter
on the moon ♪

♪ chunky ♪

♪ chunky ♪

♪ chunky, chunky ♪

♪ chunky, chunky,
chunky, chunky ♪

♪ chunky, chunky, chunky ♪

♪chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪