04x05 - The Quicksand Man/Vampire Cannibals/k*ller Breath/Time To Go Home

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♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalkzone ♪

Rudy: come on, penny.

We were supposed to be at snap's place

An hour ago.

Why do we need to go to chalkzone

To play chinese checkers anyway?

It's not chinese checkers,

It's chinese chalkers!

It's much more exciting.

Hmm, guess I better let snap know

We're running behind schedule.

Hey, you're late!

[Chalk screeches]

Make is stop!

Make it stop!

[Screaming]

[Screech fades]

I am so sorry, snap.

Are you ok?

Yeah.

But, please,

Don't ever do that again!

I had no idea scraping a blackboard in real world

Would sound even worse in here.

Well...

Now you know!

Phew! Ok!

Now, how about that game of chinese chalkers?

Hey, sounds good to me.

Let's go.

Oh, we're gonna get 'em this year.

[Laughing]

Is this a land of darkness that I see?

One full of dreaming sleepers

Laid out sweetly just for me?

[Yawns]

This time I shall commence my master plan.

Soon, all who fall asleep will bow to me,

The quicksand man.

[Laughing]

[Screams]

[Singing]

[Yawns]

And now with just a trickle of my sand,

I'll pull this lovely lady down

Into my never land.

What's going on?

[Laughing]

[Screams]

Help!

[Laughter]

Good move, penny! Oh, yeah!

That was a good one!

Chinese chalkers is great!

Hop to it, mr. Marble!

Hoo-hoo! Way to go, snap.

Yeah! Yeah!

Thanks, bucko.

Hello?

Help, snap, help!

I'm getting pulled into my bed!

Well, good! You need your beauty sleep.

No, I mean I'm sinking!

Help!

She hung up on me.

Was it something I said?

No, don't you see?

Rapsheeba's in trouble!

Come on!

Rapsheeba, where are you?!

Rapsheeba!

Look!

She said she was sinking into her bed.

[Straining]

Hoi colloi!

Do you think she's in there somewhere?

There's only one way to find out.

Well, she's not in there.

[Woman screams]

Help! Help!

My husband just disappeared!

He was in bed one minute,

And the next thing I knew,

He was being sucked down into his mattress.

Oh, yeah!

I heard a strange voice

Call himself the quicksand man.

All: the quicksand man?

Man: stay awake! Stay awake!

The quicksand man is on the loose!

Fall asleep and he'll pull you into your bed!

Stay awake!

Fall asleep and he'll pull you into your bed!

Stay awake!

You know,

I'm not so crazy about this plan, bucko.

Well, it does make sense.

The quicksand man

Only att*cks people who are asleep.

Right.

So, you guys pretend to sleep,

And when the quicksand man shows up,

I'll draw something to catch him.

And then we'll make him

Free all the zoners he's captured.

Hee hee hee hee!

Outwit me?

Do they really think they can?

These will rue the day

They tangled with the quicksand man.

Snap, stop snoring!

I'm pretending to be asleep.

Do you mind?

[Snoring]

Your snoring might scare off the quicksand man.

Yeah, well, your voice might

Scare off the quicksand man.

Will you two pipe down?!

We're not gonna fool anyone

With you guys arguing!

[Yawns]

Relax. Let go.

And not another peep.

It's time for you to fall

Into a deep, deep sleep.

Gee, all this talk about sleep

Is making me drowsy.

Maybe I'll just take a quick nap.

Um, yeah.

This chair is kind of comfy.

Snap, you're supposed to be pretending to sleep,

Not actually--

[Screams]

Snap, you're sinking!

Rudy!

[Screams]

Relax, let go.

No need for counting sheep.

It's time for you to

Fall into a deep, deep sleep.

No! I mustn't!

But I can't...

Stay awake.

Whoa!

[Grunting]

I think we found where the quicksand man

Is taking everyone.

Yeah, there's rapsheeba!

Rapsheeba, what is this place?!

Ribbit! Ribbit!

Oh, no!

What happened to your voice?

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

There must be a logical explanation for this.

Oh, now, let me think.

Penny!

Ugh!

This is unacceptable!

Rudy, you gotta stop the drawing!

What is happening here?

Welcome to my nightmarium, kiddies!

All: nightmarium?!

Ribbit!

I think it's fair to say

You all are in for quite a scare.

For in this place,

You're living out your worst nightmare.

He's right!

I've had dreams in which my brain

Grew and grew

And got too big for me to contain.

And I've had dreams

That you keep revising me, bucko,

And never be able to make up your mind.

You know I'd never do that, snap.

[Screams]

That's enough, quicksand man!

I'm gonna bottle you up!

[Grunting]

Oh, no!

Ha! You call that a bottle?

Talk about bad ideas.

Two thumbs down.

You!

You're the critic critter

That always criticizes me in my dreams!

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Now, please excuse me

While I go to pull more zoners

Down below.

[Grunts]

[Laughing]

Aw, what as that, bucko?

You should give your art career the boot.

Hi ho, bad drawings, away!

Oh, it was an auspicious attempt.

Nevertheless, ergo sum.

Oh, did I hear the voice of rudy tabootie?!

Biclops, what's wrong with your eyes?

I don't know!

I closed them to go to sleep,

And I haven't seen them since.

Here, maybe I can help.

You call yourself a visionary?

I've seen better eyes on a potato.

Oh, this is a nightmare all right.

I just need to find a way to wake up.

Oh, hide the children, rudy's got a plan.

You couldn't find you way

Out of a paper bag.

Maybe you should draw yourself a brain.

Knock it off!

[Shivering]

I'm fr-fr-fr-freezing!

Ice water. That's it!

[Screams]

Now this is really a nightmare!

Brrr! Yes!

Now to wake everyone else up.

And I think I know how.

[Chalkboard screeches]

That sound! So loud!

Oh, no!

It cannot be!

Someone stumbled on the only sound

That threatens me!

[Screeching continues]

No!

Stop that screeching!

Stop that screeching!

[Screeching]

[Sobbing]

Oh!

Oh, I see.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, my penny!

Aw!

Hoi colloi!

Quicksand man: no!

[Cheering]

Rudy has saved us!

He destroyed the quicksand man!

Wow, bucko,

That was stupendiatious!

Guess the quicksand man hates that sound

More than anybody.

Yeah, now it's safe for you

To go back to sleep, rapsheeba.

You think I can sleep after all that?

Ha ha! Come on!

Let's go play some chinese chalkers!

[Cheering]

Rudy: great! Chinese chalkers!

Man: stay awake!

Rudy: step right up, folks.

"Vampire cannibals of piscataway, new jersey"

Limited edition-- I only made .

Get 'em while they're hot off the printer.

There's only one thing that confuses me, bucko,

Are these vampires or cannibals?

I mean, do vampire cannibals

Do things regular vampires do

And also eat their victims?

Or do they eat other vampires?

I'm confused by the concept, rudy.

It's giving me--

They're vampires and cannibals, ok?

They eat their victims,

And they also do vampire stuff.

I see...

Not.

Hey, kid, I thought you said

You made up this story.

I did!

Then how do you explain this

In today's paper?

"Vampire cannibals sighted in chalk new york"?

No way! That's my idea.

These are my characters,

But I didn't draw these guys.

Bucko, somebody's stolen your idea.

Yes, but who?

The only people who even know about my comics

Are you guys, penny, and...

Fred sideburns from hip wahzee comics.

I sent him all my vampire cannibal comics,

And he refused to print them.

And he lives in new york.

He's ripping you off, kid.

Come on, we're going to chalk new york

To get to the bottom of this.

Boy: ha ha ha!

I am the vampire cannibal chomp,

Ruler of all living things

Chewy and edible.

I have come to eat you

Or to bite...

Or to eat you and to bite you.

Man: joe?

It's time to stop drawing and get to bed.

Hey, I asked you not to mess

With my briefcase, son.

I have important papers in there.

Are you drawing that crazy

Cannibal vampire thing again?

It's vampire cannibals, dad,

And it's cool!

Look, this is chomp,

And this is gummy--

A vampire cannibal who has no teeth!

Ha ha ha ha!

No teeth. A vampire with no teeth.

That's--that's pretty funny. You make that up?

Na-ah. Rudy tabootie made it up in here.

Well...

You really like this, don't you?

Maybe this tabootie kid

Is on to something after all.

I'll call him in the morning,

Maybe get him to do a series for us.

Ok, kiddo, time to wash up for bed.

Oh!

Huh? Huh?

What the?!

[Screaming]

Hey, I'm walkin' here!

You talkin' to me?

I don't see anybody else around,

So I must be talking to you.

[Growling]

[Grunting]

Let's...

Demolish these two and...

Eat 'em!

Hyah!

I don't want to eat them...

[Grunting]

But I might like to eat you.

Eat me?!

Are you a vampire or a cannibal?

I'm not sure.

Hey!

There's two of your cannibal vampires now.

Rudy: it's gummy and chomp.

Maybe they'll help us find their creator.

Aha! Yeow!

Rudy: cease and desist!

What are you, meshuganah?

Hyah!

Whoa!

Hyah!

Huh?

Whoa! Wow!

[Screaming]

[Barking]

Yipe, yipe, yipe!

Thank you, strange chalk wielder.

You have saved us

From the aggressive new yorkers.

Now, we need your help.

You say you materialized right out of there?

Yep. A few feet off the edge.

Ok, game over.

Bedtime has arrived.

How dare you enter the realm of gore,

The vampire cannibal king.

Joe, bedtime.

Dad! Now!

Hmm.

If I can just find the exact spot...

[Glass breaking]

Or here?

Warmer. Or here.

Getting close.

Or here?

Ah!

Aha!

Ah!

Snap: whoa, hey!

Gore!

Gore?! Gore?!

Going somewhere?

Get ready to eat chalk, gore!

I think not!

I've seen how you use this magic drawing stick.

So, we'll dispense with that

And move on to the main course for the evening.

Main course?

But you don't want to eat us.

You're a vampire cannibal.

You hunger for other vampires.

That was never made clear,

Was it?

Hoi colloi, rudy!

You gotta get your story straight

Before you send it into the world.

Joe: dad, can I have a glass of water?

Fred: go to sleep, joe!

It is the voice of my creator!

I think I'll postpone dinner for the moment.

[Screaming]

Gore: I absolutely must meet my maker!

Well, it turns out

I wasn't being ripped off after all.

But my creation is out of control.

There's no telling what he'll do

If he goes through that portal.

We've gotta get up there.

How? Gory dechalkified you.

I know, but the other half

Landed somewhere near...

Got it!

[Snarls]

Snap: apparently, joe has been busy.

[Snoring]

Heh heh heh heh.

[Groaning]

Snap: nice chalking, bucko.

Thanks.

But now we have to stop gore

From doing who knows what to joe sideburns.

[Chuckling]

Dad? Is that you?

No, joe, it is i,

King of the vampires!

[Screams]

[Gasps]

Blast!

Dad! Dad, help!

Help, dad! Help!

What is it this time?

[Stammering]

[Growling]

Aha!

Hey! What the--

Huh?

[Screaming]

[Door opens]

Fred: ok, joe, what's the problem?

Vampire cannibal in my room!

Boy! A chalkboard! Window!

No, no, no, no, take it easy.

You just had a bad dream.

Those vampire cannibals might just be

A tad too scary for kids.

Note to self:

Better forget about that series idea.

[All yelling]

Gore: don't eat me!

No, let's bite his neck!

No, I say we eat him.

Snap: well, at least it's good to know

You didn't get your idea ripped off.

Ah, yeah.

But I really gotta work in my concept.

Fred: that's--that's pretty funny. You make that up?

[Straining]

Hey, responsible reggie,

Whatcha doing?

[Grunting]

Just being responsible.

What brings you here?

Oh, I promised rudy

I'd peek in on the doofi every now and again.

Aw!

[Snarling]

Doofus rudy,

Whatcha got there?

Aw, snap!

How can I paint a still life

If the k*ller bush won't stay still?

[Snarls] whoa!

Oh, that thing is lethal!

I, doofus penny,

Have inventilated the answer to your problems.

A plant like this

Is way too aggressive to be stationary.

That's what I was--

That is why I have come up with

The combinator.

This is baby's breath.

[Cooing]

If we put k*ller bush

In my combinator machine with baby's breath,

We will be able to produce a plant

That is both cool-looking

And does not move.

Whoa!

Hold up there.

Whoa!

If we merge the k*ller bush

With baby's breath,

The resulting plant species

Should be baby bush.

[Chugging]

[Hisses]

Yuck! Ew!

Quick, to the safety gear!

My calculations must have been off.

Instead of baby bush,

We got k*ller breath.

[Hisses]

Aren't you grossed out with the blecchiness?

The smell is horrifical!

Smell?

In case you haven't noticed,

I was drawn without a nose.

[Grunting]

[Hisses]

[Screaming]

Owie!

P.u.!

I guess it's up to you

To stop the k*ller breath, snap,

Seeing as how you are noseless.

Perfect!

Just how I wanted to spend my day.

[People screaming]

[Hissing]

[Snarling]

Hey there, zoners!

How's it bopping?!

[Chattering]

[Hisses]

Oh! Oh!

[Groaning]

k*ller breath,

I'm coming after you!

And now it's personal!

[Hisses]

[Snap yelling like tarzan]

Come on, mint-mouth,

We gotta undo the damage

From your stink breath.

Oh, snap,

You're always a breath of fresh air.

Oh!

No, snap, wait!

I want to paint reggie's stillness first!

So, you think you can

Hold that pose a little longer?

It is the responsible thing to do.

♪ Thanks for clapping ♪

♪ Guess we always knew this had to happen ♪

♪ Just like that♪

♪ Time to go home ♪

[Cheering for more]

♪ We've had fun ♪

♪ We've sung you every song that can be sung ♪

♪ But now we're done ♪

♪ Time to go home ♪

No! No! No! More!

♪ We think of you as a friend till the end ♪

♪ You're just like family it seems ♪

♪ But now we're through ♪

♪ Until you come again to catch our show ♪

♪ We know that we can only see you in our dreams ♪

♪ Oh, the house lights up ♪

♪ And if there's any juice left in your cup ♪

♪ Then bottom's up ♪

♪ Time to go home ♪

♪ Time to go home ♪

♪ Time to go home ♪

[Cheering]

Bye-bye!

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Chalkzone ♪