Announcer:miracle city,
A spicy cesspool of crime
And villainy.
This is the story of
Manny rivera,
Better known as...
[Roars]
Manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero...
White pantera!
Grandson of the evil
Super villain...
Puma loco.
["El tigre" theme plays...]
Crowd: el tigre!
[Sirens wailing]
[Cheering]
El tigre!
[♪...]
[Roaring]
[Roars]
Crowd: el tigre!
[♪...]
[Bell rings]
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito, albino burrito ♪
♪ Hero supreme
[Grunts]
Frida, I got busted.
I gotta go home after school.
I can't go to the festival
Of flammable things.
No!
We saved for months to buy
Those tickets.
Betrayal!
How could you...
Oh, wait.
I got busted, too.
Oh, yeah, for what?
Glued my sisters together
Again.
[Laughs]
Ah, that just never stops
Being funny.
So now I gotta floss
The dogs' teeth.
[Growls]
≫what'd they nab you for?
Well, grandpapi got
A new cane.
And he told me not to touch it
Or "terrible things would
Happen."
So, obviously, you had to
Touch it.
Well, yeah.
But before I could reach it.
Manny!
I have only one rule.
And you break it.
Which make me want to do
The happy dance.
But also make you in trouble.
Rodolfo, discipline your boy.
Keep up the bad work.
[Clicks tongue]
Grandpapi told you not to
Touch that cane.
You will come home immediately
After school.
And clean out señor chappi's
Cage.
[Parrot farts]
[Shudders]
Bird poop, harsh.
What's that?
Davi d'coco is sneaking up
On us.
That kid who wears
The donkey costume?
[Grunts]
You have been pounced by...
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito,
Albino burrito ♪
♪ He pounces so good.
I hope I may some day
Recover.
We super heroes have to keep
Practicing and also, we should
Hang out together and trade tips
On how to defeat evil.
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito... ♪
I can't believe he thinks
He's arealsuper hero.
Voice: help!
Hark.
My incredulous burrito senses
Detect a distant cry for help.
[Crashing noises]
Decease your en-beatening of
This poor, pathetic weakling
At once.
Voice: I'm not poor.
Ow, ooh, oh...
So you force me to use
My power piñata of punishment!
Breaking this fragile shell
Will unleash the power of
A thousand fiery suns!
First, I must hang it up.
Dude has a rich
Inner-fantasy life.
Face the power piñata
Of punishment's punishing
Piñata power.
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito, albino... ♪
Hang on a minute.
[Roars]
[Bullies grunt]
Oh, thank you, oh, thank...
That was amazing.
If only you could show me
How to do that.
I'd do anything to get
Hero training from you.
Anything!
Manny, we could still go to
The festival of flammable
Things...
If we get davi to clean that
Cage and floss those dogs.
[Gasps]
It's like we have one brain.
You know, davi, I never
Noticed how much potential
You have.
Wow, really?
Yeah, but you need a good
Trainer.
Someone like, oh, I don't know,
Me.
That would be so totally
Boss!
Of course, you'd have to do
Anythingi say, no questions
Asked.
Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!
Take it easy, davi.
What, you gotta pee or
Something?
Not anymore.
Here are your first two
Hero-training exercises.
Doing these will help you
Develop, uh, um...
Super-human smell resistance.
And heroic fang-avoiding skills.
Dogs.
Behold the fearable strongitude
Of the albino burrito.
♪ Albino burrito...
[Dogs roar]
Ow!
[Crickets chirp]
Festival of flammable things!
You're back.
I figured out a way to do this.
And look.
Ididdevelop super-human
Smell resistance.
I can't feel my nose at all.
Seriously, is it there?
It'd be easy to take
Advantage of davi and make him
Do everything for us.
But that would be totally wrong.
Yeah.
Let's start right away.
I can't wait to use the huge
Brain muscles I'm developing.
Less talk, more doing
Our homework.
Yo, davi.
Way to develop indomitable
Puncture resistance.
These newspaper parachutes
Turned out great.
Yeah, I'm sure they'll work
Just as good as that expensive
Sky diving equipment, let's go.
Where are you going, manny?
It's your day to clean
The house.
Oh, yeah.
I'll get right on it.
[Ratcheting noise]
Hey, davi.
Tigre-mobile is looking great!
But, uh, time to learn how to
Sneak up on dust.
Yay!
Plain-iest dust, befear my
Undauntable feathery staff.
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito ♪
Albino burrito ♪ [clicks tongue]
[Clicks tongue]
Dust.
My arch-menesis.
Staff: revenge, revenge,
Revenge, revenge.
Revenge, revenge. [Alarm wails]
[Alarm wails]
What have I done?
Stupid gravity.
Robot: revenge, revenge.
Is there any chance
Is there any chance that's a jaunty parade float?
That's a jaunty parade float?
[Laser fires]
Robot: revenge, revenge.
Woman: meh.
What is going on?
Robot: revenge, revenge,
Revenge, revenge, revenge...
Papi...
What?
I build big look-like-me robot.
Is for to activate after I am
Pass away.
So I can finally get revenge
On everyone who has ever
Crossed me.
[Laughs]
[Coughs]
If it's for after
You're gone, how are you gonna
Activate it?
Easy, i...
You make a good point there.
Papi, you built a doomsday
Monster?
So everything would be fine
If manny wouldn't be touching
The monkey cane.
I didn't touch it.
Did you tell davi not to
Touch it?
Uh, ok, funny story.
No time.
We must save miracle city.
Revenge, revenge.
[People scream]
Don't worry.
I'm sure your grandpapi
Programmed his robot not to
Harm any family...
[Grunts]
Maybe you should have been
Nicer to me, eh?
Robot.
Cower before the awesome might
Of...
White pantera!
I hate to do this, but there
Can be only one...
Puma loco!
We saved the best for last,
Tin man.
[Roars]
El tigre!
El tigre! Yeah, pass.
Yeah, pass.
Revenge.
Wow, that hurt even more than
Wow, that hurt even more than I thought it would.
I thought it would.
Papi, how can we stop
This thing?
Is indestructible.
Nothing can stop my big
Look-like-me robot.
[Screaming]
[Screaming] davi: I'll stop it.
Davi: I'll stop it.
Davi, no!
He's gonna get smeared
And it's all our fault.
The little donkey boy is
Trying to stop the giant robot?
Then he is our only hope.
Go, little donkey boy.
Go!
Davi, you can maybe do it.
All right, davi!
Hit... Anything!
Manny: left, left.
Frida: other left!
Dad: choke up on the stick
A little.
Grandpapi: good luck.
Grandpapi: good luck. Is indestructible.
Is indestructible.
Is indestructible. Got to use... My training.
Got to use... My training.
Davi's a goner.
No human being can survive
The stench of that sewer.
Look.
Look. Super-human smell resistance.
Super-human smell resistance.
Wow, he's got pretty good aim
When he's not blindfolded.
Dia-bological monster.
Face my astound-ulous power
Piñata.
Aw, not that thing again.
Aw, not that thing again. Of punishment!
Of punishment!
Aye cahuenga!
That piñata thing was for real.
Crowd: oh...
You saved us.
Man: what's your name?
♪ Albino burrito,
Albino burrito... ♪
All: ♪ albino burrito,
Albino burrito. ♪
I never thought I'd say this
But davi reallyisa hero.
You're right.
I still think I'll never say it,
Though.
Muchas gracias.
I never could have done it
If you guys hadn't made me train
By doing all those chores
For you.
You made him do what?
Guh?
And after I snuck up on
The old man robot, I knew
I needed my special
Burrito-floss lasso.
Do tell.
Keep training, you two.
Maybe some day you'll be as
Mighty as the albino burrito.
Manny: I think my nose
Fell off.
[Groans]
[Screams]
These goggles are prescription!
These goggles are prescription! [Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams] [♪...]
[♪...]
Ah, it is truly a perfect
Night for a walk.
And an ice cone of cream.
Or two.
Or .
[Sniffs]
Why does my ice cream smell like
Giant monsters?
It's not the ice cream.
[Laughs]
Salsa fresca!
How could I forget?
Second tuesday of the month
Is...
Miracle city crime night!
We must stop these deeds.
Yes, because I was going to
Steal all that stuff next week.
[Gasps]
Did I say that out loud?
White pantera!
Puma loco!
[Roars]
El tigre!
And me!
[Laughs weakly]
[Gasps] wait up.
[Gasps] wait up. [Roars]
[Roars]
[Roars] do over.
Do over.
Do over. [Man screams]
[Man screams]
[Frida screams]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] huh?
Huh?
[Squawks like a chicken]
Ah, frida suarez.
I haven't had you c*ptive
Since...
Since... Ooh, this morning.
Ooh, this morning.
Perfect.
A potato?
That's the best you can do?
Um, yes?
[Frida screams]
Frida!
[Frida screams]
[Frida screams] [roars]
[Roars]
Manny: hang on, frida.
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Did you get sartana?
No.
We too busy rescuing a "helpless
Little girl."
Papi, frida already feels
Bad enough about enabling
The fiend to escape without you
Reminding her how powerless
She is.
Dude, I can totally hear you.
Manny, take frida home.
And ask her parents if you may
Sleep over while papi and I
Try to catch sartana.
It's all right, frida.
Not everyone can be...
Useful.
Ok, be good.
Man: and, as crime night
Held the city in its grip of
Conveniently-scheduled terror,
The riveras battled everyone.
Why didn't they show me?
I was there.
Man: coming up on "miracle
City's funniest videos,"
A little girl gets herself
In a "honey" of a pickle.
Uh-oh.
Man: she's so sweet, I can't
"Bear" it.
Aw, nobody watches this show.
Man: "miracle city's funniest
Videos," the city's most-watched
Program.
I'm going to bed.
Don't wake me up.
Ever.
Sweet dreams,mija.
Rivera, you sleep here!
[Growling and barking]
[Gulps]
[Groans]
Oh...
Huh?
[Growling]
[Grunting]
[Growling]
Come on...
Let go.
[Screams]
Oh, the belt.
Grandpapi: helpless.
Dad: powerless.
Man: can't "bear" it.
Helpless.
Powerless.
Can't "bear" it.
Helpless...
Powerless...
Power, power, power!
No!
[Roars]
La tigresa!
La tigresa! ["El tigre" theme plays...]
["El tigre" theme plays...]
["El tigre" theme plays...] [Toilet flushes]
[Toilet flushes]
[Thunder crashes]
Frida: thanks, manny.
Frida: thanks, manny. [Bell rings]
[Bell rings]
Awesome.
I go out one night and I'm on
The cover of a magazine?
I rock!
Crowd: wow, I've never seen
Anyone like her, she's so cool.
"La tigresa"?
Claws, a tail and a belt?
She's totally copying
My whole... Me.
What kind of low-down, bottom
Feeder steals a guy's... Guy?
Oh, maybe she's a nice person
With fresh breath and a winning
Smile.
Who just wanted to feel powerful
And will never, ever
Do it again.
Are you running a fever?
Man: she's so sweet,
I can't "bear" it.
[Laughter]
So, frida, how's it feel
To have the number-one video
Clip onel interneta?
Hey, that bear thing only
Happened 'cause frida was
Fighting sartana of the dead.
[Laughter]
Youtried to take on sartana?
Boy: weak.
Frida.
[Laughs]
Trying to b*at...
Sartana...
[Laughs] so funny.
Can't breathe.
I could b*at sartana.
I know it.
Speaking of potatoes,
Want to watch a movie tonight?
Duh-huh?
What movie did you get?
A little something called
"Underground empire."
Whoa, sounds super macho.
[♪...]
Welcome to the underground
Empire of worms.
Hey, this is a docu...
Hey, this is a docu... [Snores]
[Snores]
Sartana.
I bid you fear the awesome wrath
Of la tigresa!
No.
No?
Can you just say, "no"?
Yes...
No.
Banditos, att*ck!
Banditos, att*ck! ["El tigre" theme plays]
["El tigre" theme plays]
Now, sartana, you must face
La...
La, la-la, la.
I'll just be, la-la-la-leaving.
[Laughs weakly]
Excuse me, excuse me.
Pardon, sorry, I just need to
Get, oh, if you could just
Move aside for a second.
[Laughs]
I've been needing a new guitar
Strap for a long time now.
So!
This must be the th time
I've captured you this month.
[Sighs] I'll take my usual
Cell.
Hey, who messed up my cards?
Man: thus, we end our
Riveting journey into this
Underground empire.
Worms?
Frida, that movie...
Frida?
[Gasps]
My belt!
My belt! Wha...
Wha...
Frida's la tigresa.
Man, the blue hair totally
Should've tipped me off.
Twenty-nine cups of horchata,
Cups of horchata.
Can't believe you stole
My belt.
Manny, how'd you know where
I'd be?
Are you kidding?
You spend more time here
Than sartana does.
I'm sorry I took your belt,
Manny.
I wanted to feel powerful,
Just for once.
Then how come you took it
For twice?
Why are you whispering,
Anyway?
So sartana doesn't hear...
[Screams]
Manny!
Ah, the one true tigre.
You will make a fine skeleton
Bandito.
Once I strip off all your
Once I strip off all your bothersome flesh!
Bothersome flesh!
Nowyouknow how it feels
To be powerless, eh?
[Laughs]
Idiot, pick me up.
[Screams]
Catch.
[Roars]
[Roars] el tigre!
El tigre!
[Laughs]
[Laughs] heads up.
Heads up.
Perfect.
I am going to be rid of you
At last, and nothing can
Stop me.
Not you, not that girl,
And not...
A potato?
My mystic guitar, is jammed.
Is gonna blow!
Oye,sartana.
Never underestimate the power of
Never underestimate the power of me throwing a potato!
Me throwing a potato!
[Frida and manny scream...]
[Manny and frida grunt]
See, you don't need
Super powers.
Frida?
[Burps]
Frida: less talking,
Frida: less talking, more heimlich-ing.
More heimlich-ing.
More heimlich-ing. [♪...]
[♪...]
[Children cheering]
Dad: go, little donkey
Dad: go, little donkey boy, go!
01x10 - Curse of the Albino Burrito/La Tigressa
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Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.
Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.