01x26 - Back To Escuela/No Belt, No Boots, No 'Brero

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Announcer:miracle city:

A spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.

This is the story of manny rivera

Better known as:

[Roars]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero:

White pantera: white pantera!

Grandson of the evil supervillain:

Puma loco: puma loco.

["El tigre" theme plays]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]: el tigre.

[♪...]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

Crowd: el tigre!

["Pomp and circumstance" plays]

Granpapi: the golden grasshopper of guadalupe.

The bronze bee of baja.

The dryer-lint dragonfly of durango.

All I need to complete collection is...

The cursed silver scorpion of sonora.

And the best part is...

The scorpion is on display at manny's school tomorrow.

[Squawks] viva pantalones?

Of course I not scared of some cursed scorpion.

I am...

Puma loco.

And I no scared of nothing.

[Door closes] aiiee!

Just the boy I want to see.

Manny, I need you to...

[Gasps] manny, what's wrong?

I got busted at school... Again.

Turns out teachersdon'tlike it

When you put plastic wrap over the faculty toilet bowls.

[Toilet flushes... Chakal screams]

Huh, who knew?

I don't know what to do granpapi?

I get in trouble every day.

And this is... A bad thing?

Oh, yes, of course.

You no want to be in trouble...

Hmm...

Pretend you want to help the boy by going to schoolwithhim.

Then once you there-

Steal the scorpion.

[Laughing]

[Gasps]

I cannot take advantage of my own grandson.

Is a good plan, you should do it.

Oh, well, if you say so.

Uh, who were you talking to?

I'm going to help you keep out of the troubles

By going to school with you.

How's having a supervillain around gonna keep him out of trouble?

I help himnotget caught.

You'd do that for me?

You're the best granpapi ever, granpapi.

I going back to school.

This I swear!

You expect me to let a supervillain enroll in this school?

Relax, chakal.

He isn't interested in your cruddy old scorpion.

Yes, i...

In fact, if he even touches it

You can send me to reform school.

In a swamp.

At the south pole.

Chakal: deal.

Manny, no...

...eee, problem.

Is deal.

I'll be watching you

Rrrr-riveras.

We're gonna have the best time ever, granpapi.

Yes...

You and me and...

[Granpapi gasps]

[Foot tapping]

Oh, I just, uh...

Giving display case old-fashioned face wash.

[Singsong]: ♪ wash, wash, washy-wash

♪ Wash the case,limpiar...♪

[School bell rings]

This for you, teacher.

It is... An apple.

Why thank you, mr. Rivera.

Please stop staring at me.

You got it, teacher lady.

[Thud]

Class, it's time for our geography quiz.

Who'd like to go first?

Teacher: manny rivera.

Please step up to the board.

Oh, dang.

Manny, what is the name of the largest continent?

Uhh...

South, uh...

Boogerania?

[All laughing]

No, manny, it's...

South boogerania?

Huh, you learn something new every day.

Manny, you get an "a".

You know, manny's granpapi, I gotta admit.

At first I thought you were just using manny to get that scorpion thingy.

Geh.

Frida... Granpapi use me?

He may be a villain, but I'm his grandson.

You'd never do that to me, right?

Eh, manny, truth is...

Aaiiee!

[Growling]

[Screaming]

I thought the silver scorpion needed a little more...

Security.

You security won't stop me from...

Eh... Not "estealing" the scorpion.

Now if you excuse me

I'm going to have a wonderful school day with my grandson.

["La cucaracha" plays]

[Loud thud... Breaking glass]

[Growling]

[Chakal screams]

[Cheering]

[Cheering continues]

[Growling]

Riveras!

[Whistle blows]

[Groans]

[All gasping]

Ooh.

[Groans]

Ahh...

[Cheering and laughing]

Girl: yay, granpapi.

Boy: yay, manny, for being related to granpapi.

Girl: yay, frida, for being in the general vicinity of granpapi.

All: oh!

That was awesome.

I'm so proud to be your grandson.

[Groaning]: uhh...si.

[Whistle blows]

Ok, kids.

Let's get this gym cleaned up for today's assembly.

Assembly?

Yeah, the whole school's gonna be here to find out

Who won student of the month.

I hope I can keep my streak intact.

Seven straight years without a win.

Keep the dream alive, frida.

If everyone gonna be inhere...

Nobody gonna be watching the scorpion.

At last, it will...

[Quietly]: be mine.

[Cheering and shouting]

Having fun, granpapi?

Oh, yes, great fun.

Rah-rah, school.

[Cheering and laughing]

Chakal: silence!

[Coughs]

And the "student of the month"

As voted on by the student body is...

[Stammering]: uh...

Granpapi rivera?

[Students cheering]

Granpapi, you...

Granpapi?

[Squawks]:viva pantalones.

[Snoring]

[Growling]

I got something for you, dog.

[Chomping]

[Roaring]

Puma loco: excuse me.

[Whirring]

You don't look so cursed to me.

Manny: granpapi?

You... You lied to me?

You didn't come to school to help me.

You were after the scorpion all along.

Manny, no, I can "esplain."

Chakal: aha!

I knew it.

Enjoy the antarctic swamp, rivera.

No, I can explain... Huh?

[Buzzing hum]

It is the curse of the silver scorpion.

Everybody stand back!

[Ascending whine]

[Squeaking]

That the curse?

A little cutey-bug?

I no impressed.

Aiiee!

[Blows raspberry]

I no finished with you.

[Laughing cackle]

[Roars]

[expl*si*n]

[Squeaky cackle]

[g*nf*re]

[g*nf*re continues]

[Alarm bell rings]

[Squeaky cackle]

Curse is on you senor poker.

["El tigre" theme plays]

Manny, now!

Manny, forgive an old man.

My greed, she get the best of me.

Sorry for what?

You saved me, granpapi.

[Sizzling]

Please, I begging.

You can't send my grandson to freezy swamp place.

Ah, but icansend him there

If he goes with a relative.

[Teeth chattering]

Is not so b-b-b-bad.

At least we g-g-got each other.

[Whistle blows]

[Grunting and balls landing]

Aim for my grandson.

[♪...]

[Cricket chirping]

[Sighs]: ah...

Miracle city at night.

[Inhales]

The delicate scent of goats on the breeze.

City hall's spectacular rotating golden dome...

Rotating?

It's unscrewing.

Someone is stealing the dome.

[Metal clanking]

[Trumpet fanfare]

Dang!

You two?

You promised there would be no stealing tonight.

Granpapi said if we were going to steal

We might as well lie too.

Come on, this dome no gonna unscrew itself.

Ow.

It will stay screwed.

This I swear.

Puma: unscrewed. Pantera:screwed

Puma: unscrewed.pantera:screwed

Puma: unscrewed. Pantera:screwed

Puma: unscrewed.pantera:screwed

What's going on out [gasps]...

Riveras!

Judge: it is the judgment of this court

That you are clumsy, stupid and ugly.

[Mumbling]

And you smell bad.

Therefore, you are sentenced to...

Years in the onion mines.

[Screams]

[Gasps]

[Groans]

[Both muttering]

Unfortunately, the law requires

That I give you the option of family counseling.

[Screaming]

Oh, wait, is not so bad.

My name is dr. Eugene l. Butterman.

Why's it say "veterinarian" on your office door?

I'll ask the questions here.

So what seems to be the problem?

We...

The problem is...

You relate to each other as superheroes and supervillains

Instead of family members.

Ha-ha, awesome.

What's that mean?

It means that under penalty of law

You are required to turn over

Your mystic objects of power to me.

Never.

You've gonetoo far.

I give my hat to no man.

Onion... Mines.

[Screaming]

Now you can stop being heroes and villains

And start being a family.

So dr. Butterman said that we have to give up our powers.

That dude knows his stuff.

Since we took our cat to him, she doesn't fart at all.

But she keeps getting bigger.

Uno rodriguez: hey, manny jerk-vera.

We hear you don't got your el tigre powers no more.

I don't need powers to handle a few bullies.

[All growling]

Manny: ooh.

[Screaming and scuffling]

You can't even tell the difference.

[Bank alarm rings]

This is a job for

White pan...

El oso.

Drop that safe.

Boy [panting]...

He really [panting] stays fit.

You slow, man.

I said, "drop that...

...[Panting] safe."

Ok.

Hah, free jewels.

[Laughing]

[Groaning yell]

Ow, ai, ai, ai, ah.

[Sighs] having no power stinks.

Yes, now we just like...

Normal peoples.

Curse you, dr. Eugene l. Butterman.

Frida: dudes, the counseling is working.

What? What? What?

It's showing how much you have in common.

You all miss your powers.

You all hate dr. Butterman

And you all have the same last name.

[Gasps] frida's right.

Take away the super stuff and we're all the same: riveras.

Yes... Group hug.

No...

Family hug.

Come on.

Let's have some family fun.

[♪...]

This is great.

How come we never did stuff like this before?

We always too busy with the hero and villain stuff.

[Sighs]: ahh...

The looting and the pillaging.

Ah, the stopping the looting and the pillaging.

Man, there's a total crime spree going on down there.

[Bank alarm rings]

Ai!

[g*nf*re]

[Roaring... People screaming]

I'm sure the police can handle it.

[Alarm rings... People screaming]

I think I wet myself.

Is so... Nice

To be completely left out of the action.

Very nice.

I guess.

[Black cuervo cackles]

So riveras.

Now that you are powerless

We will destroy you.

We back in.

All right.

Yes.

El tig... Oh.

White pan... Oh.

Puma!

Wrong hat.

Retreat!

[expl*si*n]

Is like I say.

The rivera men, they always leave you.

[All cackling]

Oh. Oh.oh.

No belt!

No boots!

No 'brero!

[All laughing]

Without your magic power thingies

You are at ourmercy.

[Screaming]

Whew, that was a close one.

[Small expl*si*n]

Siniestro: howdy, partners.

I'm-a gonna wallop y'all now.

[Wind howling]

I beg to differ.

[Laughing]

If you want, you can hide in here.

Ahh...

Butterman! Butterman! Butterman!

Meow.

And when did you...

We need our stuff back, now.

Not until you're cured.

Fine, don't say "hi" or anything.

[Crashing footsteps]

You are officially cured, thank you, good-bye.

El tig... Tera.

White loco!

Puma tigre!

Ooh, I have a tail.

[Shouting...]

Ooh!

Riveras, att*ck!

Aaiiee!

These fingers so sharp.

Ahh!

[Grunts]

Hello, you little appetizer.

Frida: remember your counseling.

You're a family.

Work together!

Rodolfo, pull the red lever.

[Alarm beeping] [groaning]

Oh, delivery.

Granpapi, your claws.

Grab his lip.

[Groaning]

Aiiee!

Heh, you should wanna put some ice on that.

Rodolfo: manny...

Run around mal verde as fast as you can.

Mal verde: whoa, whoa...

Whoa...

Ok, manny, stop.

Riveras assemble.

["El tigre" theme plays]

[Roars]

Whoa...

Rodolfo: one, two, three, punch.

Mal verde: oh!

[Grunts]

Ooh, man.

[Grunt]

[Thud]

[Cheering]

[Panting]

[Cheering continues]

[Pained groaning...]

Very good.

We rocking.

Now that was family fun.

Rodolfo: yes, mijo.

Kiss me you fool.

Mwah.

All:familiaforever!

[♪...]

[Kids cheering]

[Children laughing]