01x10 - The Good, The Bad and the Wallaby / Trash-O-Madness

[bunniefuu]

[Buzzing and chirping]

[Chuckling]

Good as new.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

Spunky!

[Screaming]

♪ Rocko's modern life.

Rocko's modern life.

[Laughing]

That was a hoot!

Oh, look, it's a letter from my uncle gib hootsen.

I wonder what he wants.

He's invited us to come visit his cattle ranch.

Rocko: uncle gib was the rootin'est, tootin'est cowboy in the west.

He tried to teach me to rope.

But I could never quite get the hang of it.

[Jeering laughter]

I remember my first time on a horse.

Her name was jezebel.

She chewed me up and spit me out.

[Jeering laughter]

You know something, spunky?

I'm going to get back on that horse

And this time, things will be different.

Hey, rocko

What's with the big hat?

I'm going to visit my uncle's cattle ranch.

Cattle ranch!

Can I go with you?

Okay, heffer.

But you be careful.

A ranch is no place for a steer.

Where is your uncle's ranch anyway?

Out in the middle of nowhere.

♪ Mary had a steamboat

♪ The steamboat had a bell

♪ Mary went to heaven

♪ The steamboat went to...

Hey, rocko, cattle!

Look at all the cattle.

Rocko: wowzer!

Is that you, ratso?

You sure got fat, boy.

No, uh, I'm back here.

What?

You ain't got the sense

The good lord gave a cow pie.

Well, get in here.

But first put that steer in the stockyard.

But...

It's okay, rock.

This is what I want-- to live with real cattle.

Well, you be careful, this isn't the city.

Sleep standing up?

Hmm, when in rome...

[Snoring]

Uh...

[Nervous laugh]

Maybe I'll just sleep in the barn.

[Rooster crows]

Maybe I could try riding jezebel again?

Well, I suppose.

You could probably handle her now.

[Clears throat]

Um, uh, giddyap.

She doesn't quite seem to have the same spunk, does she?

Well, I should think not.

She's been dead

Nearly six years now.

Now, the secret to roping is to keep a stiff rope

And a limp wrist.

[Cow moos]

Bonza!

Try roping that fat one, rippo.

Me! Me! Me!

Wuss![Laughs]

Loser!

Come on, tie me up, rocko.

[Ship's horn blows]

Psst, city boy.

Yeah?

You may not realize this, but that cowpoke

Inept though he may be

Is one of our oppressors.

Rocko?!

B-b-b-b-but he's my friend.

You'd better get on the right side of this

If you want to be part of the herd.

Aw, what am I wasting my breath for?

You're not even branded.

Branded?

Rocko, will you brand me?

I don't think...

I want to be part of the herd.

Oh, please, please, please.

No, heff.

Come on, brand me.

No.

Please!

Go away, heff.

[Snoring]

If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt.

[Growling]

Come on, brand me, brand me, brand me.

Hey, fellas, look, I've been branded.

All: huh?

Maybe you're an okay steer, after all.

How'd you like to join us at the club?

Oh, would i!

Pull up your pants and come on.

That looks like felt marker.

That's funny!

[Laughing]

Swing your partner!

Allemande left...

Yee-haw!

Whoo! Get along, little human.

The moo moo club?

[Silence]

[Feedback]

[Cow passes gas]

[Gulps]

[Nervous laugh]

Hi, rocko.

Heff, could I speak to you for a moment, outside?

What's the matter?

You got something to say

You can't say in front of his herd brothers?

Well, bub, you got to decide.

Are you going to be one of us

Or one of them?

Look, rocko, I'm my own cow.

Steer.

Uh, steer.

And apparently, I'm "us" and you're "them."

You see, I'm part of the herd now.

[Herd murmuring approval]

Morning, heff, where you off to?

I'm going to market.

Just in time, too.

I need to pick up some snacks.

See you, rock.

See you, heff.

Hmm, what else do I need?

Look, bub.

It has become apparent to me

That youse don't quite understand

This market thing.

We're not going to pick up a few items.

We're going to be sold.

By the pound, specifically.

Youse should fetch a small fortune.

Sold?!

Sold?!

Yup, the whole load is being sold off

To the lazy j ranch.

You've got to stop them.

My friend's on that truck.

Rocko!

I don't think that will happen.

That old truck is faster than greased pig spit.

And old poke there

Drives like steve mcqueen

Before he switched to decaf.

I'll save you, heffer.

All right, rocko!

Rocko, look out behind you!

[Sheep bleating]

Follow that truck.

[Mooing]

Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.

Pardon us, sorry about that.

Hey, it's that wallaby fella.

Pots?

What does that mean?

Excuse me.

Could you, if it's not too much trouble

Stop the truck?

Of course.

Why didn't you say so?

[Rocko screaming]

[Rattling and hissing]

[Rocko screaming]

What an unbelievable stroke of luck.

[Screaming]

Yike!

Wow, rocko, you saved my life!

Heff, do you mind?

Oh, sure.

Hey, rocko, I'm sorry about last night.

Oh, that's okay, heff.

I don't think this herd stuff is for me.

You know, theyare"them"

But you and me, we're "us."

Ooh, boy, that sure was a fancy piece of riding!

I was so inspired by your heroics

That I've decided to close the ranch

And open up a resort for cows--

A club moo, if you will.

Uncle gib, thanks for everything.

Come on, heff, let's get on back now.

Okay, but first

I go♪ well, sit down and I'll regale ya ♪

♪ About my nephew from australia ♪

♪ Well, he wouldn't know a cow pie ♪

♪ If it slapped him on the rear ♪

♪ He can't ride or rope or wrangle ♪

♪ Or play a good triangle

♪ And his best friend on the planet is a steer ♪

♪ Rocko!

♪ Yes, rocko was his name

♪ Rocko!

♪ Rode some carrion to fame

♪ Saved a whole truckload of cattle ♪

♪ Sitting high up in his saddle ♪

♪ And he always keeps his shirts so nicely pressed ♪

♪ Rocko!

♪ Had a bandanna that was red

♪ Rocko!

♪ Tamed a horsey that was dead

♪ He came over from down under

♪ He was a real marsupial wonder ♪

♪ Rocko, the wallaby of the west ♪

♪ He came over from down under

♪ Got a voice as big as thunder ♪

♪ Rocko!

♪ The wallaby of the west!

Hey, rocko, which is funnier

Bananas or cheese?

Cheese, heff, definitely cheese.

[Crickets chirping]

[Growling]

[Belches]

[Rocko and spunky snoring]

[Clock ticking]

Hey, get up!

[Screaming]

[Whines]

[Snoring]

Oh, spunky, I'm too hungry to dance.

We haven't had a real breakfast

Since we left home.

Not like mom used to make.

Mmm, toaster waffles on a stick.

Big bob's bacon bombs.

[Panting]

I'll tell you what, spunky.

If you promise

Not to electrocute yourself today

I'll buy you a puppy crunch meal

At barfy's.

Would you like that?

[Engine roaring]

What in the..?

The garbage men, spunky.

They haven't been by for six months.

They must have got their license back.

We can't miss them.

Who knows when they'll be

Coming around again?

Quick, grab all the garbage you can!

[Growling]

[Sniffing]

[Whining]

[Bugs shrieking]

[Sniffing]

Eww! Bad sausage.

[Gulps]

Oh, dear.

Yuck!

[Spunky panting]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Spunky barking]

[Glass breaking]

[Whines]

Spunky?

Spunky!

[Tires screeching]

[Whines]

[Panting]

[Growling]

[Screaming]

Whew!

Spunky, earl escaped from the science lab again.

I'll go out the back door.

[Growling]

[Screaming]

[Low growling]

[Low growling]

[Giggling]

Big dog, big ferocious dog.

We're shaking, aren't we, spunky?

Spunky?

[Spunky whining]

Spunky!

[Low rumbling]

[Gasps]

[Heavy thud]

Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

Earl, buddy, small dogs and trash

Are not part of a balanced diet.

Maybe...

[Crash]

Okay, steak, how about a steak instead?

[Crash]

That does it!

Give me back my...

Let go, you!

Okay, okay, come on, you, I'll... I'll...

[Nervous laugh]

Good as new, eh?

[Growling]

[Punches and groans]

[Panting]

[Air escaping]

All right, spunky, so we didn't get the trash out.

But you scared me, that's all.

Since I'm on my own now, you're all I've got.

I'd do anything for you, spunky.

I... I... What is that in your mouth?

It's not that slime from the refrigerator, is it?

You brought that smut in the bathtub, spunk?

Get rid of it!

No, wait.

Spunky, I didn't mean it.

Not in the water.

No! No!

Spunky!

[Rocko screaming]