03x11 - Tito's Pet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maya & Miguel". Aired: October 11, 2004 – October 10, 2007.*
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Show chronicles the adventures of two 10-year-old Latino siblings, Maya and Miguel Santos, as they figure out how to leave their stamp on the world around them, and features their relatives and diverse neighborhood friends.
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03x11 - Tito's Pet

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♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ What they will do next

♪ You never can tell

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ Brother and sister

♪ And best friends as well

♪ With each misadventure, they're put to the test ♪

♪ Working together is what they do best ♪

♪ Helping their family and friends, that's a start ♪

♪ They make a great team as they each do their part ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ What they will do next you never can tell ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ Brother and sister

♪ And best friends as well

♪ Brother and sister

♪ Maya and Miguel

[thunder, guttural noises]

MAYA, VOICE-OVER: Getting scared can be fun,

like when you're watching an old monster movie.

But sometimes even fun scares can turn out to be, well,

a little too scary...

[teeth chattering]

Aah! Aah!

!¡Ay! !¡Ay, ay!

Paco! Paco! Paco!

Too scary!

!¡Me da mucho miedo!

MAYA, VOICE-OVER: Like the time our school

had a pet fair.

Now I'd like to show you

how my kitty, Yo-Yo, works out

with her partner Rocky.

[meowing]

[cheering]

Come on, Paco, jump!

Awk! Paco scared!

Paco scared!

[laughter]

OK! Paco not scared!

Zardo's an iguana!

[applause]

Taranta is a red-kneed tarantula from Mexico.

Es un buen amigo.

And he get excited when he is hungry,

like me!

[indistinct chatter]

Hmm.

[children cheering]

Yeah!

We have more neat animals at home!

We're even starting our own animal club--

the Creature Club!

[groans]

Take a picture of me with the first-place winner, Freddy!

Zardo, come back!

Please help! Zardo's missing!

Zardo! Hey, iguana!

Oh, Maya.

I was hoping that Taranta would win.

Uh, Tito...

I think he feels bad!

Tito!

Aah!

Hey, Zardo.

[barking]

[meowing]

Runaway iguana! Runaway iguana!

I'll get him!

Wait! Let me!

Awk! Let him!

Rocky!Zardo!

Zardo, where are you going? Come here!

This is the best pet fair ever!

[meowing]

No te preocupes, Tito.

You made the day a lot more fun!

PACO: Awk! Fun! Too much fun! Awk.

Maybe I was a little scared of Zardo.

But he sneak up on me!

Why is he so great anyway?

Olvidalo, Tito.

Zardo is a cool pet.

But no cooler than any other pet,

no matter what Freddy and Cesar say.

Aah!

Besides, Taranta is much cuter.

Awk! Too many legs! Hairy!

[both laughing]

That's the Tito I like to see.

Yo! Maya! Tito!

Thanks for finding Zardo,

even though you

looked pretty funny when you caught him.

Ha ha! Ha ha!

[Freddy and Cesar laughing]

How about a picture of you holding Zardo?

No, gracias.

There's nothing to be afraid of, Tito.

He won't bite.

No. !¡No tengo miedo!

I not afraid!

Hey! That's enough, you guys.

[beeping]

Gotta jet ski!

Our parents are waiting to see our latest blue ribbon.

Come on, Freddy!

Hmm.

Seriously, Tito.

Your bug is really neat.

Yeah, for a loser.

He is a spider, not a bug!

And he is not a loser!

Well he's not a winner, is he?

Ha ha!Ha ha!

Aw.

Tito, meet "Tarantula-Man"!

Cool!

!¡Gracias, Miguel!

Thank Taranta. He was my inspiration.

Miguel, what is that?

This, Tito, is...

a chupacabra.

Chupa-que?

A chupacabra.

It's a creature, but nobody knows whether or not

it exists.

Some say it lives in Puerto Rico.

Others say it comes from outer space

and it eats cows and goats and other animals.

Pretty weird, huh?

Sí, es muy extraño.

Look at this!

This is the model I made to draw different poses.

Darn.

My models always break.

Es tuyo.

Wow!

I bet if you had a real chupacabra

at the pet fair,

you'd be the winner, eh, Tito?

Bring it back, boy!

No, no, no! Don't do that!

This is cool!

[Tito chuckling]

"...and Mr. Chupacabra lived happily ever after, next door

"to Mrs. Goat and Mr. Cow.

The end."

[yawns]

Buenas noches.

[snoring]

Gracias, Miguel.

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Oh, no!

Freddy, Cesar, and Zardo!

Vamonos a casa, Maya.

Oh, Tito. They won't bother us.

Maya! Tito! Come here!

Say hi...

to Coco.

He's a hissing cockroach from Madagascar.

Don't be afraid, Tito.

I am not afraid!

You know, with a fine insect like Coco,

we could've easily won that pet fair.

Oh, wait-- we did win!

Ha ha!Ha ha!

Come on, Tito. Let's play ball.

Hey, Tito!

Coco will challenge your spider to a race anytime,

if he's not too scared, that is!

His name is Taranta!

And I have a new pet, too,

better than that...bug!

Ahem. Um, you do?

It's a chupacabra!

!¡De verdad!

Ha ha! Tito, you're too much!

There's no such thing!

Ha ha!Ha ha!

He's telling the truth!

It's from a top-secret zoo in...in...

Uh, Puerto Rico!

Yes, and it's staying in our pet shop.

Un monstruo.

A real monster?

I don't believe it!

But he's off-limits to visitors, like you two!

Oh, you have to let us see him! Please!

No, sorry. No can do.

That's because she doesn't really have one.

Vamonos.

Wait!

All right, all right. You can see it.

We can? We can?

They can?

Here's the deal.

You can come see the chupacabra,

but you have to keep it a total secret.

OK, yeah! We'll keep it a secret.

I promise!

Come by the community center at :.

And, remember, just the two of you.

We showed them, huh, Tito?

But, Maya, how will we get a real chupacabra?

Good question.

Don't worry. I'll think of something.

Ay.

You heard me! A real live chupacabra!

And only Maya, Tito, and we know where it is!

So sign up with Freddy and Cesar's Creature Club

and get a once in a lifetime chance to see the chupacabra

in person!

Maggie, you got to hear this...

...a real live chupacabra!

That means a real UFO may be in our neighborhood!

I'm posting this in the chat room right now!

[whispering] Chupacabra.

[whispering]

Chupacabra?

...but Freddy and Cesar are expecting

a big monster,

with big wings and big eyes and big teeth.

No te preocupes, Tito.

We'll figure out something.

Besides, it's just the two of them, right?

[breathing heavily]

Maya, why didn't you tell us about this?

About what?

The giant bat monster!

Is it here in the store?

Uh, Maggie, Chrissy, wait--

Where did it park its spaceship?

Spaceship?

Yeah, didn't you know chupacabras come

from another solar system?

Chupacabras?

Why, everyone's talking about it all over the neighborhood.

: at the community center, right?

Uh, look, Tito, Abuelita's carrying

all those groceries all by herself.

We'd better go help her.

[bell rings]

Gracias, niños.

De nada, Abuelita.

Oh, I ran into Señor Felipe,

and you'll never believe what he said.

He said a chupacabra had been spotted in the neighborhood.

Oh, ha ha! Really?

If you ask me, it's all just a legend,

but you never know...

There you go, kids.

Now, you better get home by :.

I hear that's when the chupacabra is showing up,

not that I believe in stories like that!

Oh, me neither.

Probably just some school kids talking. You know how they get.

[bell rings]

Maya, the whole neighborhood is expecting a chupacabra!

I don't even know how this story got out.

Hey, Tito!

How's the chupacabra?

Getting enough to eat?

Why did you tell everyone?

You broke your promise!

Hey! I never promised anything.

And besides, I thought you would want to show off

a great pet like that,

unless you don't really have one.

Oh, we have one!

And you're right, Cesar. We do want to show him off!

So the more people, the better!

All right, then.

See you guys at :.

I want pictures!

Ah! No!

Ay, me. It's all my fault, Maya.

I sorry.

Don't be sorry, Tito.

Those guys started it.

They tried to make you feel bad about Taranta.

Now we just have to figure out some way

to make them believe we really have a chupacabra.

Ay!

My new sneakers!

Nothing is going right today, Maya.

!¡Tito, eso es!

Your footprint!

Sí. So what?

So, I know just what we need to do.

Yeah! Good dog! Good dog!

[panting and grunting]

[cell phone rings]

Maya here. Oh, hi, Chrissy.

No, no sneak previews, not even for close friends.

Sorry. Adios.

[beep]

!¡Ay! This better work.

Hmm. Tomato juice, green fruit leather,

and Mama's soup bones.

Mijita has a strange appetite, no?

No. It's for a special, um...presentation

I'm working on. Right, that's it.

!¡Gracias, Abuelita!

!¡Gracias por todo, Miguel!

Tito, what are you up to?

I tell you later!

Now this fruit leather

looks just like a creature's wings.

Mm! That looks good!

Tito!

Cross your fingers, Tito. It's showtime!

Yo! Hold up, everyone!

Maya and Tito are gonna be here

with the chupacabra any minute now!

The chupacabra!

It got away!

Whoa! Aah!

Cesar, Freddy, come! Come quick!

See? There!

[kids gasp]

Whoa! It ripped the door right off the cage!

Hey, that's kind of scary!

Listen! It is on the roof.

[recording of dogs panting plays at slow speed]

The monster sounds mad.

Guys! Guys! I just saw it!

Where?

Upstairs!

It flew in a window and tried to grab Paco,

but he fought back, right, Paquito?

Me? Uh...Paco fight back!

He even got a piece of its wing! Aah!

Now, don't panic.

The creature is probably going to fly back to Puerto Rico.

But if I were you, I'd go home right now

just in case!

Mira. Up there!

I don't see anything!

Oh, no! In the window!

I see it! The chupacabra!

Aah!

It's loose! Watch out!

[turns up volume]

Let's get out of here!

Run!

Come on, Freddy! Let's run!

Maya, I think it worked, no?

Maybe a little too well, Tito.

Now that we're done, we'd better tell everyone

it was just a joke.

Hey, is that Cesar's camera?

Sí. He drop it.

!¡Ay! I didn't mean to!

Maya, what is that?

It's a chupacabra, silly!

Ha ha!Ha ha!

Tito, did you turn off the fan for the monster balloon?

Sí. But, Maya,

I think this is a different room.

I'm sure there's a good explanation.

[growling]

Maya, tell me that was your stomach.

¿No fué el tuyo?

!¡Maya, mira!

!¡Chupacabra, chupacabra!

[growling]

Aah! Aah!

Don't forget Paco!

[Maya breathing heavily]

Tito, we have to tell someone!

I appreciate your wonderful imagination, Maya,

but you know there is no such thing as a chupacabra.

But we saw its shadow, Tio Santiago.

Tito, a lot of things make shadows.

Now, if you two are scared,

you can stay here with me,

but I can't leave the store right now.

[chuckling]

Ah, Maya. You know such creatures do not exist!

MAYA: But what if they do?

What if one was sneaking around our house?

Then, mijita, I would use

the same imagination that made me believe

he was in the house and I would find a way to get him out.

For a sensible girl like you,

it should not be so difficult, right?

I think so.

Gracias, Abuelita.

Thank you so much.

Paco! Don't forget Paco!

Tito, it's going to be up to us to face that chupacabra.

But we have to find someone who believes in it like we do.

¿Pero quien, Maya?

Maya! Tito! Come in quick!

[animals calling]

MAYA: Wow. You guys really do have cool pets.

Maya, Zardo got loose again.

Tell me if you see him.

Why are you guys coming over to the Creature Club

when that monster is on the loose?

Guys, there's something we have to tell you

about that "monster".

We made the whole thing up. There was no chupacabra.

You made it up?

Made it up! Made it up!

You were using your pets to make Tito feel bad.

So we just wanted you to think we had an animal

that was even weirder than yours.

But we should not have made things up.

I sorry.

Yeah, me, too.

Me, too.

Well, that's OK.

Sometimes I think we brag too much, too.

Right, bro?

Me?

Uh, OK, maybe a little.

But now there really is a chupacabra!

We saw it!

Wait. Whoa. Whoa! Step back, Jack.

There wasn't a chupacabra before, but now there is?

You faked us out once already.

Why should we believe you this time?

We have proof!

CESAR: Whoa!

Think of all the attention

our creature club will get if it's real,

huh, Cesar?

I'm not going near that thing!

FREDDY: Me neither!

MAYA: Oh, come on!

We can't act like scared rabbits forever!

TITO: Maya is right!

We cannot be afraid.

Hey, he really isn't afraid...

I am not afraid of Zardo,

and I am not afraid of a chupacabra!

So let's go find that thing!

You said it, Tito!

OK. We're in.

Ooh, wait, wait, wait!

We need to protect ourselves!

MAYA: It's quiet.

Sí. Too quiet.

[low growling]

Ooh! Oh! Aah!

Maybe that's the--

Awk! Chupacabra!

Abuela's roast! It's gone!

He was here once, but he's not getting in again.

[doorknob turns]

Grr!

Aah! Aah!

Yikes!Aah!

TITO: Come on, chupacabra!

We are not afraid!

Tito, don't!

Hey, guys! What's going on?

You like Theo's outfit?

I needed something better than my clay figures to sketch from,

so Theo and I put together a suit.

Not bad, huh?

Check out those feet!

By the way, what's with the football helmets?

But what about Abuelita's roa--

ABUELITA: !¡Hola, niños!

Did you ever find that monster, Maya?

It was Theo! Awk!

Hmm. Dinner with football players and a chupacabra.

Well, I hope you're hungry because I made

a beautiful roast!

OK, now, you guys didn't think

I was a real chupacabra, did you?

Theo, it's a long story.

And kind of silly.

And kind of scary.

Awk! Scary!

But what a slamming ending!

How about a picture, everyone?

Come on, gather round!

[Cesar chuckling]

MAYA, VOICE-OVER: So that's how trying to scare some sense

into Freddy and Cesar ended up scaring us most of all.

Miguel finally gave up on drawing chupacabras.

He got more ideas at Freddy and Cesar's Creature Club.

And pretty soon we all forgot about the chupacabra.

But it's nice to know we can always visit him!
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