03x03 - Couch-Fishing

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COUCH-FISHING

The piranhas savage reputation
is lastly undeserved.

Far from being a dangerous man eater.
She is in reality a vegetarian.

Dining exclusively of the
sweet freshly cloves...

Zut alors!

That fish just ate his butt.

Yeah, fish are cool.

Yeah.

- Hey Beavis.
- What?

- Let's go fishing.
- You mean, like, for fish and stuff?

- Yeah.
- I'm there dude.

Cool!

- Hey Butt-Head.
- Huh?

Don't we need, like, an
ocean or something?

Oh yeah.
I forgot.

- Hey Beavis! Couch fishing!
- Yeah!

Couch fishing!

Hey Beavis,

have you ever, like,
gone to a public pool,

and then, like, gone underwater
and looked at people's butts?

Yeah. That's cool.
I do that all the time!

- This is wuss music!
- Yeah.

These guys are pretty cool, but

this lead singer looks like
Patrick Swayze and he, like...

Shut up Beavis,
these guys are cool!

- Yeah! Chicks! That's more like it.
- Yeah.

Hey Beavis,

- you think she is naked?
- Yeah.

He's gonna touch her.

- You find any couch bait yet?
- Yeah, I think so.

Cool!
It's some old pizza.

That's cool.

Hey Butt-Head, where did
you get the fishing rod?

Anderson's toolshed.

Did you see his tool in there?

No.
Just his rod.

Hey, shut up!
I got something.

Whoa!

k*ller-raccoon-fish.

Yeah.

My turn.
Get some bait.

Whoa! I found your
old Walkman.

Looks like it's broken.

Yeah. 'Cause you sat on it,
lord-butt?

Oh yeah.

That was cool.

Whoa...

A zener diode!

Whoa!

- Sounds like a big one, dude.
- Yeah.

Hey, cut it out you guys!
This really hurts.

Come on!
Stop it already!

Stewart-Fish.

Bring him slow.
We don't want him to get away.

Yeah.

Guys!

Hey Butt-Head,

I think I found some
more couch bait.

Whoa.

I heard you get a wicked head rush
if you breathe prune box air.

Dumbass.

You fartknocker!

My heavens! A perfectly good box of prunes

discarded on the sidewalk, probably by
some poor naive youngster.

Too young to appreciate the
subtle delights of nature's prune.

Prunes suck!

Yeah, and they look like turds.

Whoa!

Oh my...
Oh my godness.

Oh no, not another elderly woman
flying down the street.

Will they never learn?

Oh my...
I seem to have fallen down.

Sorry about that.

Yeah. It won't happen again.

Hello? What happened to my spectacles?

Your testicles?

I don't want be a party pooper
or anything, but

don't you think this couch-fishing thing
is a... I don't know, kind of irresponsable?

Yeah. You wanna try it?

Really?
I can hang with you guys?

I guess...
Kind of.

Whoa!
This is cool!

Yeah, yeah!
Sometimes I try to do things

and it doesn't work out the
way I wanted and I…

Shut up, Beavis!

Yeah... yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

It's like, people always say:
"Hey Beavis,

Beavis, we've been known you've
been having a lot of problems".

- Shut up, Beavis!
- Yeah.

But it's just, I get all frustrated,

and I start, like, kicking stuff
and burning things, and…

Settle down, Beavis!

- I feel your pain.
- Yeah.

Me too.

- This dude's into a lot of stress.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah. It's like, people say:

"Hey Beavis, maybe we can talk about it,
you'll feel better".

I say "Just leave me alone,
and I'll figure it out by myself",

and they keep saying "Beavis, Beavis",
and I, like, I don't know what to do…

Come on, shut up, Beavis!

About once a year they play something
cool, and you have to talk through it.

Oh yeah.
This is cool!

This is great, guys. Maybe we can
hang out together from now on.

Hey, I don't get it,
what's so funny?

So, doing a little couch-fishing, are we?

- As if I couldn't have guessed.
- But...

Don't come in here with your
"but" young man! Just drop the rod.

I'm placing you under arrest.

It's, like, we tried to stop him, officer.

Yeah.

But we couldn't. He
hit us and stuff.

Yeah.
He tried to bite Beavis's butt.

Yeah, I'm sure you did
your best, boys.

Now, in the future,
just make sure to keep all fishing rods

safely out of the hands of
of juvenile delinquence.

You got it, dude.

All right, you punk!

- Let's get you down to the station.
- No, no stop my dad will sue..

Shut up you, punk!

- You wait and...
- Shut up!

Heaven's me! Has anybody
seen my spectacles?

Whoa!

- Is this the Black Crowes?
- Yeah.

Wait a minute,
this isn't Black Crowes.

- This is cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

These guys are cool!

Yeah... yeah, yeah.

Hey Beavis,

who are these guys?

I think they just went on tour
with anthr*x and White Zombie.

Oh yeah.

- These are cool.
- Yeah.