03x28 - Foreign Exchange

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FOREIGN EXCHANGE

Class, please welcome Hiroshi Nakiyama

our visiting exchange
student from Japan.

Because of his limited
language skills

Hiro needs a special kind of chaperone

to help guide him through the
maze of our American culture.

"Maze, you call it corn".

You're paying attention!

- Wuss.
- Shut up, asswipe.

Beavis and Butt-Head,

you look like you could use a
positive after school experience.

If all goes well, you might
even receive a passing grade

and not have to attend
summer school this year.

This guy is foreign.

He's one of those
foreign exchange students.

Have you ever
noticed that, like,

everytime one of those exchange
students says something

- everybody thinks it's funny?
- Yeah.

That's 'cause
they talk funny.

- Is this guy gonna sing?
- Yeah.

Hey Beavis...

check this out.

What is this?

I bet this kid
gets all the chicks.

Everytime chicks see a kid like
that on TV, it's like, they all go:

Is this kid, like,
a foreigner?

No, buttmunch! He's just too
young to know how to talk yet.

No way, Butt-Head. I knew how
to talk, like, right when I was born.

Really?

- That's pretty cool!
- Yeah. I said:

"First, I, like, want
something to eat

and then I'm gonna take a dump".
It was cool.

Wait a minute, Beavis.

I thought you flunked kindergarten
'cause you didn't know how to talk.

You mean, like, talking out loud?
That's a whole 'nother story, Butt-Head.

This is where people, like, buy stuff.

You can buy, like...

You can buy, like, uh...

stuff.

Man overboard!

I'll go out to try.

Go for it, dude,
it's a free country.

Observe, gentlemen, more
than four shoe stores...

Whoa!

That was cool!

Yeah.
That was a mega loog!

That was a lot of
liquid refreshment.

I'm enjoying traditional
American use activities.

Got this souvenir hibachi
right after V-J Day.

Boy, I couldn't wait to get back
stateside after the nightmare of Bataan.

Cool.

Hey Beavis...

here comes
my sinker ball.

Cool.

I don't like to talk
about the old days.

We were just men doing
a job that men had to do.

Where am I?
What happened?

Colonel Hymoto!
As commander of P.O.W.

I demand that you remove these
bamboo sh**t from under my fingernails

and take this bag of rats out of my
head for the duration of our conversation!

Our boys have established the beach head!
There is no way out for you bastards.

Whoa! Anderson is
having a flashback.

- That's cool!
- Cool?

Cool? Hell, it must be 100 degrees
in this frickin' tiger cage!

Hello? How do you do?

Don't sh**t!
Don't sh**t!

Chill out, dude,
we're not gonna sh**t you.

Not today.

Marines! Boy, am I
glad to see you!

You dont know how long
I've been waiting for you boys.

- Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
- Yeah.

Don't you know I'm loco?

- Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
- Shut up, gringo!

- This is cool ése.
- Yeah. This rules...

Gringo!

'Cause a n**** like me is going insane.
Insane in the membrane...

Insane in the membrane!

A brother like me
is going insane.

Insane in the membrane. In the brain.

In the brain.
Insane in the membrain.

Shut up, ése!

Don't ruin this video.

That looks cool!

How does he do that?

A n**** like me is going insane...

Insane in a membrane.

Insane in a membrane.

Insane in a membrane

I thank you fol a
vely enjoyable visit.

- Veabis and Butt-Head.
- You're pretty cool, Hiro.

Yeah.

Thanks to us.

Later, dude!

For old times' sake...
Time to go flog dolphin!

That little girl farted.

Yeah, yeah.

That's cool.

Yeah. That's a tough act to follow.

That's pretty cool.

Who are these guys?

Who are these guys?

Yes, yes!
Stomp on it!

- Yeah! Break it! I hate those things!
- Yeah! Those things suck!

He's holding a wiener!

You know that video about
that guy who lost his penis?

- He should watch this video.
- That's not his penis, Beavis.

His Beavis, penis.

- Penis, Beavis.
- Shut up, Butt-Head!

- Penis, Beavis, Uranus.
- Shut up!

Shut up, Butt-Head.
I'll kick your ass!

At least my name doesn't
rhyme with penis.

Shut up, Butt-Head...
Your mom's a slut.

Beavis, we weren't
talking about my mom.

We're talking about how your
name sounds like "penis".