02x73 - The Wizard of Mars

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(voice) ♪ Once upon a future time ♪

♪ In a place called Stardust Bay ♪

♪ Countin' down to adventure now ♪

♪ Rockets on a mission, we're on our way ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

♪ Surfin' the solar winds ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

♪ Together the fun begins ♪

♪ Way out where the planets, moons, and stars ♪

♪ All shimmer, shine ♪

♪ Having a great time exploring ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

Hey, wait for me!

♪

He says he wants to tell us a joke.

Splack splack!

Who's there? Splack-a lack-a!

Splack-a lack-a who?

Splack-a lack-a boom boom!

Hahaha, that's a good one!

Hey, guys, one of the rovers

picked up a very strange sighting on Mars.

It's probably just a weird rock formation,

but who knows?

So we're going on our own mission

to see what it really is.

Count me in!

Ooh, me too, me too!

I've been learning all about Mars.

Sorry, kiddo, it's too dangerous.

Only well-trained cadets can go.

You'll have your chance.

One day.

Splurk, finding new life

is the greatest part of our bold and adventurous...

One day...

♪ I wanna be ♪

♪ Under another sky ♪

♪ A place made for me ♪

♪ A place where I'm free to fly ♪

♪ One day I'll fly anywhere ♪

♪ Everywhere ♪

♪ In the great... ♪

♪ Big... ♪

♪ Out there ♪

♪ Someday I'll be ♪

♪ Part of the team ♪

♪ But until then ♪

♪ I can dream, I can dream ♪

♪ Till... ♪

♪ One day I see ♪

♪ Stars in that other sky ♪

♪ You beside me ♪

♪ Watching the worlds go by ♪

♪ Hello, moon ♪

♪ Hey, there, Mars ♪

♪ We're two sh**ting stars ♪

♪ In that great... ♪

♪ Big... ♪

♪ Out there ♪

♪ In the great... ♪

♪ Big... ♪

♪ Out there ♪

(thunking)

Whoa-whoa...!

(groaning)

Where...

Where am I?

(beeping)

(robot voice) Mars-- you're on Mars.

And we'd like to thank you.

For what? What did I do?

(all) ♪ You mushed 'em, you squushed 'em! ♪

♪ You squished 'em, okay! ♪

♪ You mushed 'em, you squushed 'em! ♪

♪ You squished 'em, hooray! ♪

♪ Mushed 'em, squushed 'em, squished 'em, hey! ♪

♪ Mushed 'em, squushed 'em, squished 'em, yay! ♪

♪ Mushed 'em, squushed 'em, squished 'em, hey! ♪

♪ Mushed 'em, squushed 'em, squished 'em, yay! ♪

I mushed who? Who did I mush?

Oh...

You mushed us!

But mainly me.

♪ Anyone who squushes me ♪

♪ Very soon will learn ♪ ♪ Learn ♪

♪ That anyone who squushes me ♪

♪ Gets squished in return ♪ ♪ Ooh, burn ♪

♪ I'll mush and squush you, whomp you, clomp you ♪

♪ Blamp and blomp you, buh-buh-buh-buh-bomp you! ♪

Mic drop! Uh-huh.

I-- I didn't mean to mush you.

No matter.

I will mush, squush, and squish you,

my itty-bitty.

And your little doll too.

(cackling)

What are you doing here?

I'm here to make sure you go away.

Go away!

(gasps)

Ahh! Very well.

But I shall return to mush you.

Mr. Rocket Baby wants to go home,

and so do I.

(all) Home-- home-- where's home?

Stardust Bay, on Earth.

(all) Earth-- Earth-- where's Earth?

Well, Earth is between Mars and the Sun,

so it's, um... that-a-way.

You are bright as a star.

If anyone can help get you back home,

it's the Wizard, the Wizard of Mars.

Where can I find the Wizard?

Far away, in the Ruby Red City.

And there's only one way to get there.

♪ The Crimson Canal will lead you there ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

♪ You'll find out all that you're needing there ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

♪ Not pink and not purple, not aquamarine ♪

♪ But crimson, the crimson-est crimson you've seen ♪

♪ The Crimson Canal will lead you there ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

Thank you, Sandpiper.

Be brave, Mr. Rocket Baby.

(whistling)

Robyn? Starling!

Oh, I'm so sad.

I'm feeling very... empty in here.

Oh, like you don't have a brain?

Oh, no, no, I have a fine brain.

What I don't have is a book.

♪ I wish I had a book ♪

♪ A book or two would do-do-doodily-doo ♪

♪ What I really need is something I can read ♪

♪ I wish I had a book ♪

I bet the Wizard of Mars

in the Ruby Red City can get you a book.

That's great!

Do you know how to get to the Ruby Red City?

♪ The Crimson Canal will lead us there ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

♪ Follow the Crimson Canal ♪

I think you missed her.

(groaning)

(grunting)

Well, that wasn't fast enough.

It looked really fast to me.

Oh, hey, Starling.

Robyn?

I just wish I could go faster.

♪ I have the need for speed ♪

♪ Speed is what I need-eed-eedily-deed ♪

♪ I'm quick, and, hey, that's cool ♪

♪ But I'd like a faster fuel ♪

♪ I have the need for speed ♪

Come with us to see the Wizard of Mars.

He'll be able to help you.

Za-za-zokay!

Lugnuts! Missed again!

At least this time, I didn't mush into the--

Did we get her? Did we get her?

Oh...

(all whistling)

Hey, Hawk, what are you doing?

Oh, hey, guys, I was just wishing...

(all) Wishing for what?

I... I don't know.

I guess...

♪ I wish I had a wish ♪

♪ A wish would be terrifically delish ♪

♪ I wouldn't wish for more ♪

♪ A wish is all I'm wishing for ♪

♪ I wish I had a wish ♪

Why don't you come with us to the Ruby Red City?

If anyone can help you find a wish,

it's the Wizard.

Oh, boy, how do we get there?

♪ The Crimson Canal will-- ♪

Today's your lucky day.

Stay right there, do not move.

Not an inch.

I... don't think so.

Uh-oh.

(groaning, screaming)

Oops, again.

(all whistling)

The Ruby Red City!

(Starling) It's beautiful!

Let's go!

(overlapping chatter)

All right!

♪

(all) ♪ You did it, you made it ♪

♪ You got here okay ♪

♪ You did it, you made it ♪

♪ You got here-- hooray! ♪

Wow.

This must be where the Wizard lives.

But where's the Wizard?

Captain Cosmos!

♪ Who's the coolest cosmic cat? ♪

♪ Got answers underneath his hat ♪

♪ Where he is is where he's at ♪

♪ Call him the Wizard ♪

(all) Wizard!

Headmas-- I mean, Wizard,

we came from far away so you could help us.

I am aware.

Wizards are always aware.

You, Robyn, you would like a book.

It's a collection of sayings by wise rockets.

And you, Eagle, you wish for super-fast fuel.

Try this.

Za-zow-wow! That is fast fuel, thanks!

And Hawk, you wish for a wish?

I do! I wish I had a wish.

Well, then, now you have one.

I do? Certainly.

Your wish is that you wish you had a wish.

I wish I had a wish-- I had a wish!

Hey, I have a wish!

I have a wish!

What about Starling?

Can you help her get back home to Earth?

Well, let's step outside and see what we can see.

Hmm, I seem to be a little turned around.

Starling, can you show me where Earth is?

Well, I just learned that at this time on Mars,

Earth would look like it's in the constellation Pisces.

Over there. That's Pisces.

And that little blue glow, that's Earth.

Will you help Starling get home?

Actually, no.

What? Why? Why? Why?

Starling, I don't have to help you.

Because you can help you.

I agree with the Wizard.

You know exactly where Earth is.

You can fly there yourself.

I can? I can!

I know where Earth is,

and I can fly there myself.

♪ You had the answer all along ♪

♪ All along ♪

♪ That's why we sing this song ♪

♪ Sing this song ♪

♪ You had the answer ♪

♪ All along ♪

I had the answer all along.

(screaming, groaning)

(sighing)

Are you okay?

That was some big bounce you took there!

(groaning)

(groaning)

(screaming)

Where... Where am I?

Oh, hi.

I must've been having a dream.

I was in this amazing ruby red city on Mars.

And you were there, and you, and you.

Well, it sounds like you had a way better mission

than we did.

Yeah, that thing on Mars?

Robyn was right.

It's just a bunch of rocks.

Are you okay, Starling?

Are we okay, Mr. Rocket Baby?

(squeaks) We're okay.

Actually, we're great!

♪ We will fly ♪

♪ One day soon ♪

♪ Past Mars, past Neptune ♪

♪ To the great... ♪

♪ Big ♪

♪ Out there ♪

♪ The great... ♪

♪ Big... ♪

♪ Out there ♪

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