04x25 - Patients Patients

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PATIENTS PATIENTS

Please God, don't let
them sit over here. Please!

Please, don't let them sit over here!

Hey Beavis...

let's sit over there.

Yeah, yeah, let's sit over there.

Hey baby...

got any cavities?

- That was cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

Hey Butt-Head,
who is that guy?

I don't know.

- Just some old fatknocker.
- Oh, oh yeah, yeah.

Look Butt-Head,
it's that guy from TV.

Yeah, he's on TV.

Everybody on TV
is that guy on TV.

No but... No, I mean, he's like on TV,
like, another time, you know what's like?

Carlton and Hilary.

Oh yeah.

- You watched that show?
- Yeah, you got a problem with that?

I don't have a problem
with you being a wuss.

Shut up Butt-Head.
Carlton is cool.

You want some rock, right
now! Come on, tell him!

Yeah, he wants
to rock right now.

Hey, what's going on?

Don't... don't go slow, no!

Stop it!

That's better.

What's your problem Beavis?
That's weird.

Yeah, sort of.

A little bit.

That guy keeps, like, asking
what he wants to do right now...

and it's like, he still
doesn't get it.

Yeah, that's cool, it's
like some teacher says:

"Damnit Beavis! Go to the principal's
office!" And I say: "say what now"?

And they say: "Go to the principal's
office!", and I say: "say what now"?

And I just keep doing it, over
and over again. It's cool.

Say what?

I said like, you know, like,
not paying attention is cool.

You know, like,
it's cool and stuff.

Say what now?

I said not paying attention
is cool! Butthole!

Well Butt-Head,

we're not seeing a
lot of progress here...

Have you been wearing your
rubber bands and headgear at night?

Headgear.

Now, open up
wide for me, okay?

Here we go again.

Now Butt-Head... you're going
to have to hold still.

Cut it out, asswipe!
That hurts.

I'll kick your ass!

That does it! Nitrous!

But doctor, you really think it's a
good idea? Laughing gas? Him?

I wish it was nerve gas!

Goofus is cool.

Excuse me.

Excuse me?
You! Get over here!

Son, I couldn't help but notice how close
you were holding that magazine.

Have you ever
taken an eye exam?

I hate tests.

Well, at the end of this
one, you get a sucker.

Cool!

Cool, a View-Master!

These things are cool.

Now, what do you see, Beavis?

The alphabet?

Can you read this line?

Bun... bun...

Butt?

And how about this letter?

X?

That's a letter, right?

What's the matter with my mouth?

Butt-Head, we had some complications
and had to wire your mouth shut.

It'll be a couple of weeks
before you get it off.

Sorry. Here, take this.

I'm sorry. How silly of me.

You'd have to be able to
open your mouth to enjoy this.

What was I thinking?

This is cool.

Come on! What letter is this?

X?

Whoa! This is like
being in a toilet.

You're not leaving
'till you get one right.

Oh... Oh yeah.

Thank God.

Cool!

Shut up, asswipe!

Oh no! What is this crap?

- Yeah yeah, why is she sitting there?
- Yeah.

- Get up.
- Yeah really, yeah, just, just like...

- Stand up and just get out of there.
- Yeah.

I wish she would
stand up and leave.

And then like, I wish
the music would stop too.

Just 'cause we have to sit through
this crap doesn't mean she can too!

Hey look Butt-Head, they're throwing
a bunch of crap on her!

And she still won't get up.

Maybe she's inside one of those
things, you know, like,

with the snowman
where you, like, shake it up,

- you know, and stuff comes down?
- Oh yeah!

- I like to break those.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

I-I like to break
just about anything, really.

What's all that
crap she's holding?

I don't know. Maybe they're like...

tools or something.

Tools?

Hey, check out those guys.

Oh yeah.

Mr. Bungholio and his
twirling fartknockers.

It's like someone said: "Okay,
this sucks. I think it's time to bring out

Mr. Bungholio and
the twirling buttknockers".

- That's "fartknockers", Beavis.
- Oh yeah.

I wish this chick
would just quit whining.

Yeah, yeah, really.

You know, you know, you could
change the channel, Butt-Head.

I shouldn't have to do that.
She should just shut up.

She's the one who sucks.

Oh yeh, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Whoa! What the hell was that?

Yeah. Rock! Rock!

- This chick isn't humming right.
- Yeah, really.

It's supposed to hum like this....

Now, Butt-Head...

you've waited your whole
life to say this in class

without getting in trouble.

Our topic for today is...

"Sexual intercourse".

Say it, Butt-Head!

"Sexual intercourse".

Say it! You panty-waist!
Say it! Say it!

"Sexual intercourse".

Get out of my class! You
uncooperative maggot!

He said you're a wuss.

A wussy.

Beavis, what does this say?

I don't...

Get out!

Get out!

Hey Butt-Head, what
was on the board?

What?

What?

What?

This sucks!