07x05 - Just For Girls

[bunniefuu]

[both chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

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[school bell rings]

- All right, then, class, see you tomorrow.

And, girls, remember you need to go to Mrs.

Dickie's class next, OK?

She's going to be showing a woman's body.

- [chuckling]

Uh, what was that about seeing a woman's body?

- It's an educational film, Butt-Head,

just for the girls in the class,

all about their personal needs and special

experiences as women.

- Yeah, when's it showing again?

- Never mind, Beavis.

This film is only for girls, OK?

- As soon as we women have a little privacy,

we can start the movie.

[both chuckling]

- Hey, how's it going?

- This film is for girls only, boys.

- Uh, that's OK, ma'am.

It's nothing we haven't seen.

- Yeah, besides, Mr. Van Driessen said we could see it.

Yeah, he said it would be good for us

to learn, you know, more about chicks

and their boobs and stuff.

- Oh, really?

Well, I think I'll go and ask him if that's true.

- So, uh, any of you chicks want

to make out during the movie?

[both chuckling]

- See, there they are.

- Boys, why are you here?

I never gave you permission to see this film.

- Uh, we just want to see it for, you know,

educational reasons.

- Butt-Head, I appreciate your newfound love of learning,

but I don't think this is the appropriate

subject matter for you, Mm-kay?

It's a very personal film about women's bodies.

- Uh, that's OK with us.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Well, it's not OK with us.

Now leave us alone. - OK, wait a minute.

Boys, are you serious about wanting to see this film

for educational reasons?

- Uh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Well, you know, maybe watching

this movie would be helpful to Beavis and Butt-Head.

- What? - If we took some of

the mystery out of the female body

and its functions, they might develop a more mature

perspective on sexuality.

- Uh, yeah.

- That makes sense to me, yeah.

- I really don't think these boys are--

- Their minds are just crying out for knowledge,

and as teachers, we shouldn't deny them a potential

learning experience.

Look, it'll be fine.

I'll sit with them while the movie plays

and discuss it with them afterwards, Mm-kay?

- All right, then.

But I'm warning you, it's pretty graphic.

[both chuckling]

- Meet Cathy.

She's and there have been many changes in her body

as she blossoms into womanhood.

Here's how Cathy looks naked.

- Whoa.

- Ooh.

- Her body probably looks a lot like yours.

Cathy met her boyfriend John at school.

Like most boys Cathy's age,

John is slower to mature than she is.

Like many teen couples, Cathy and John are sexually active.

- Yeah, yeah, here we go, yeah, do it!

- Also like many teens, they don't always

take the proper precautions.

- But I don't want to wear a condom.

- I should know better than to have unprotected sex with you,

but OK.

- And that's how John impregnated Cathy.

- Ah, yeah!

- Soon Cathy came down with the first symptoms

of morning sickness.

- [retching]

- Cool.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- As months passed, Cathy's waistline swelled

to double its earlier size.

Her breasts also increased in size--

- Whoa.

- --and became more sensitive.

- Cool.

- Yeah, yeah.

Boing.

- And then nine months later--

- [breathing heavily]

- Keep breathing.

You're doing fine.

- You're going to be fine, darling.

Now push. - Push!

Push! - I can see the head.

- Push!

It's a girl!

- Oh, thank God!

Let me hold her.

- First, we better clean her off.

- Nurse, please clamp the umbilical cord.

- Yes, Doctor.

One more push, and there's the placenta.

- Good girl.

Ooh.

both: Ah!

[both chuckling]

- Ahh! Ahh! - Ahh!

[chortling]

[baby crying]

- Well, boys, I was sorry to see you leave the room

during the miracle of birth.

You missed a beautiful sequence on nursing and beginning

the mother-daughter bond.

[both shivering]

Maybe I can persuade Mrs. Dickie

to let you watch the rest of the film on your own.

- Uh, that's OK, dude.

- Yeah, really.

- That was pretty disgusting.

- Yeah, yeah.

I didn't know it looked like that.

- Ew.

Morning sickness sucks.

- Yeah, really.

I'd much rather just have morning wood.

- Yeah.

[rock music]

[Tom Petty's "It's Good To Be King"]

- Uh. [both chuckling]

Hey, that's that kid from that "Losing My Religion" video.

- Yeah, but I thought he got sh*t

with an arrow or something.

- Yeah.

- ♪ It's good to be king ♪

- Dumbass. - Yeah, really.

- ♪ If just for a while ♪

♪ To be there in velvet ♪

♪ Yeah, to give them a smile ♪

♪ It's good to get high ♪

- It's good to get high?

- What kind of message is that sending?

Hey, Butt-Head, did you see that guy who had,

like, mirrors all over himself?

- Yeah.

- That'd be cool if you had mirrors all over your clothes

like that, 'cause then, like,

you could use them to see your own taint.

And that would be cool.

- [chuckling]

I don't want to see my taint.

That's stupid.

- Yeah, see, I'm always thinking.

[both chuckling]

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- ♪ I still dream time to time ♪

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- ♪ It's good to be king ♪

- Whoa, check it out, Butt-Head.

It's Velvet Jones.

- [chuckling] Oh, yeah.

He's cool.

Hi. I'm Velvet Jones.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hi, I'm Velvet Jones.

This is my book, "How to Be a Ho."

[both chuckling]

Yeah, it's about time they put him in a video.

[both chuckling]

Hey, Butt-Head, how come Tom Petty is famous?

- 'Cause he's on TV, dumbass.

- Yeah, but, like, but how did he get on TV?

- Uh, 'cause he's famous.

- Yeah, but I mean, like, how did he get famous?

- He got famous because he's on TV.

- Yeah, yeah, but how did he get on TV?

- 'Cause he's famous, Beavis!

Now shut up before I smack the bejesus out of you.

- Oh, yeah. [both chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

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