07x13 - Pierced

[bunniefuu]

[both snickering]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.

Hey, check it out. Earl's wearing a earring.

Heh-heh-heh.

- [exhaling] - What a wuss.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, yeah,

I wonder if he has a bra on too.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.

You should ask him.

Heh-heh-heh. - Hey.

You got a problem?

- Uh, heh-heh, Beavis does.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh, yeah.

[bright music]

[impact thud] - Ow!

- Agh!

- You better watch yourself, punks,

or next time, I'll kick your ass

right out of your mouth.

[twinkle] - Whoa, heh-heh, cool.

It's a skull.

Heh-heh. - Yeah, heh-heh.

That earring rules.

Heh-heh. - You're damn right.

both: Heh-heh-heh.

- Uh, this is the place, dude.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh, cool, heh.

Skull earrings rule.

We're gonna look like we could kick some ass, yeah.

Heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.

I'm gonna get one in my nose, heh-heh-heh.

- Heh-heh, I'm gonna get one in my butt.

Heh-heh-heh.

- So what can I do for you guys?

- We want earrings.

Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, and butt rings,

heh, yeah, heh-heh-heh.

- Hmm, well, we have quite a variety

here in the display case.

Is there anything in particular you're looking for?

- Uh, we want skulls and axes and stuff.

Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, and maybe

some boobs, heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.

- Okay, now I'm assuming you've got notes from home.

- Uh, what?

Heh-heh.

- Store policy, guys.

Before I can go ahead with the piercing,

we need parental permission.

- No way! Heh-heh. - Yeah.

Come on, butt munch.

We want earrings, heh-heh.

- Sorry, not without a note.

- [grumbling]

Okay, let's just go ahead and do the butt then.

Heh-heh.

[bright music]

- Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.

- Uh, here you go, heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh. - Heh, yeah, here you go.

That oughta do it, heh.

Me and my mom, you know, talked it over,

and um, heh, and she had some--she said, um, permission.

She said yeah.

Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.

- You guys must live awfully close by.

- Uh, heh-heh, we, like, just ran into our parents, uh,

right out there or something.

Heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, heh-heh, yeah.

Small world, huh?

Heh-heh-heh.

- Looks to me like you guys did these yourselves.

- You dumbass.

I told you she wasn't gonna believe yours.

- Oh, yeah, heh, sorry about that, heh.

I really thought it was pretty good, heh-heh-heh.

- Uh, I guess we're just going to have to do it ourselves.

Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh, heh-heh.

Uh, this oughta do the trick.

Heh-heh-heh.

- Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh, pierce my ear first.

Heh-heh. - Yeah.

Heh-heh, heh-heh.

Heh-heh. - [yells]

- Damn it, Beavis, haven't you ever

heard of a Q-tip? - Heh.

[screams]

Ow!

[grunts] - Uh...heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh. - Cut it out, ow!

- I think it might be working. - [screaming]

- Heh-heh, heh-heh. - Ow!

- Hold still! - [yells]

[squelching] - Heh-heh.

- [yells] - [grunts]

both: Heh-heh-heh.

- Dammit, you're doing it wrong, Butt-Head.

Heh-heh, that hurts, heh-heh.

- Uh, heh-heh, okay.

Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.

Bunghole. - Heh-heh-heh.

- Heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.

[drill whirring]

- Uh, now hold still this time, Beavis.

Heh-heh-heh.

Uh, no pain, no, uh, hole.

Heh-heh.

- No, no, no! - Heh-heh-heh.

- No! - Heh-heh-heh.

[intense whirring]

- [screams] [squelching]

- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh.

- Oh, no. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Uh, we pierced our ears.

Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.

- Heh-heh-heh. - We want skulls.

- Heh-heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh, skulls, heh-heh.

- Uh, you might want to think about using

a little alcohol on those.

Like, soon.

- Oh, yeah, don't worry,

we're gonna drink some beer later.

Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, heh-heh.

Then there's no telling what we're going to do, yeah, heh.

- Are you sure you wanted to put those earrings

on the right side, guys?

- Uh, huh? - Yeah, heh, what?

- Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh.

- [whispering indiscernibly] - Uh-huh, heh-heh, yeah, yeah.

- No! - [screams]

[heavy guitar music]

[whipcrack]

- Huh?

- Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ Bomp, ba-bomp, ba-bomp ba-ba-bomp ♪

♪ Bomp, ba-ba-bomp ♪ - Check it out.

This dumbass is trying to mail himself.

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-ba-bomp bomp ♪

- ♪ Suppose I accidentally got my [...] together ♪

- ♪ Bomp, ba-bomp ♪ - Beavis.

- ♪ Bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪ - Cut it out, Beavis.

Heh-heh. - ♪ Bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪

♪ Ba-ba-bomp ♪ - Damn it, Beavis.

- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪ - Cut it out!

Heh-heh.

Uh, heh-heh. - ♪ Da-dow da-dow-dow domp ♪

- That'd be cool, if, like, I could, like, mail myself.

- ♪ Dow-dow dow-dow-dow ♪ - Heh-heh.

Like, put a stamp on my butt and say,

like, "Take me to somewhere cool."

- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba bow bow bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow-ba-bow ba-bow ba-dow ♪

- Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow-dow dow ♪

♪ Da-dow da-dow da-da-dow da-dow ♪

♪ Dow da-dow da-dow ♪ - Beavis, shut up.

- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba bow bow bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.

- ♪ Higher, dow da-dow-dow-dow-dow-dow ♪

♪ Da-da bow-bow-bow-ba-bow ♪ - Beavis, can you hear me?

- ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪ - Shut up!

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪

- Shut up, Beavis. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow-bow-bow ♪

- Beavis, if you don't stop that right now,

I'm going to smack you upside the head.

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪

♪ I'll still be there with you ♪

- I'm going to give you three seconds, Beavis.

- ♪ Bow dow bow da-dow ♪

- What the hell's the matter with you, Beavis?

- ♪ Dow, ba-bow ba-bow ♪

- [grunts] - Ow!

- Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba dow-dow bow ♪

- Beavis, can you hear me?

Shut up! - Ow, ow!

- Heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow ba-bow bow ♪

- Remember that time you turned

that jack-in-the-box into a crap-in-the-box?

Heh-heh-heh, that was cool. - ♪ Di-di dow-dow-dow ♪

♪ Ba-dow ba-dow-bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.

- ♪ Dow ba-ba-da-da bow-bow ♪ - Uh, Beavis?

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-rum ba-dow ♪

- Beavis.

- Higher, higher, heh-heh. - Beavis!

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪

- What's your problem, Beavis?

I said stop it. - ♪ Dow ba-bo-ba-bo ♪

♪ Bow bow dow dow dow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow wow-we-wow ♪

- ♪ Br-brm br-brm-brm ♪

♪ Ba-bu-bu-brm-ba-bow ♪ - Heh-heh, heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-bow-ba-brm-bo ♪

♪ Ba-wa-ba-wa ba-bo-brm-brm ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.

- Heh-heh-heh.

♪ ♪