07x14 - A Great Day

[bunniefuu]

[both chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

♪ ♪

- Ah, boy, I feel pretty good right about now.

- Yeah.

I feel pretty good, too.

I think I finally got some sleep.

- Yeah, yeah.

I, you know, I just, um, I don't know why.

I just feel pretty good.

[both chuckling]

[door clatters] - [grunts]

Uh, I think we're late again.

- School's closed. It's a holiday, you dumbasses.

- Whoa.

No school.

- Yeah, no school.

Wow.

- Hey, guys, what are you doing here?

Didn't you hear? School's closed.

- Uh, yeah.

- Hey, do you guys want to go do something?

- Uh, no.

- Ha-ha, I was just kidding.

I have to meet with my buds in the youth group.

See you, guys.

- Whoa, that was cool.

I thought he was going to, like, follow us around again.

- Yeah.

Yeah, that was cool.

Ah, boy.

[both chuckling]

Whoa, check it out, Butthead--p*rn.

- Whoa.

Cool.

Naked chicks.

- Yeah.

[both chuckling]

[tires screech] [car horn honking]

- Whoa.

That was cool.

- Yeah.

[car doors open, close]

[tires screech]

- Whoa. - What the hell were you doing?

- What the hell were you doing?

- Son of a bitch, you dirty son of a bitch.

- This day just keeps getting better.

- What is your problem? - Yeah.

- What is my problem?

- I still feel pretty good.

Yeah. - Son of b*tches!

[both chuckling]

- Look at them.

- Hey, Beavis, I think that's our dog, remember?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Hey, get the hell off my dog! [dogs whining]

- Things are starting to roll.

- Hey, damn mutt, get off there.

- Whoa.

This is cool.

- What? What's cool?

- This.

I think it's, like, blood.

- Oh, yeah, cool.

- Maybe we should tell the dude who lives here.

- Yeah, really.

[doorbell buzzes]

- What? - Um, hi.

Um, we just wanted to tell you that there's

some blood out here.

And um, it's pretty cool.

- Yeah, it's, like, on your sidewalk.

Check it out.

- Yeah.

I wonder how it got there.

- It's probably not blood.

Uh, just forget it.

- No way.

I'm never gonna forget this.

- Yeah, me neither.

- Here's a buck. Go home.

- Whoa, cool.

Thanks, dude.

- Yeah, yeah, thanks.

If we find anything else cool, we'll let you know.

Yeah.

- [grunting]

- Hey, guess what we found now?

- Yeah, check it out. It's a dead bird.

[both chuckling]

Check it out.

- Yeah, it's dead.

- So you guys forget about this, right?

- Forget about what?

- How about bucks?

- Cool.

- Yeah.

We were just gonna give it to you.

But we'll take bucks.

There you go.

- Thanks again, dude.

[car door slams]

[tires squealing]

That dude is the coolest ever.

- Yeah, yeah.

Someday, I'd like to be like that.

You know, a kid finds a dead bird, you give him $ for it.

Yeah, that's cool.

- Beavis, life just keeps getting better.

[both chuckling]

- Yeah, damn good nachos.

[tires screech]

- Hey.

Hey, girls.

Look, listen up, I need some money.

- Uh, okay.

- Yeah, we got plenty.

- Hey, man, thanks.

- Whoa. Cool.

Todd owes us.

[tires squeal]

[crash]

- Hey, buddy, I hope you've got insurance.

- Aw, damn it.

You've ruined my new Bondo job.

[glass shatters]

- Hey! You're not--

ah!

Ooh.

Ow!

This is cool.

- Yeah.

It doesn't get any better than this.

[person yelling]

- What a cool day.

- Yeah, sure is.

[upbeat metal music]

[Elastica's "Connection"]

All right, a chick band. Yeah.

[both chuckling]

Look at all these naked dudes.

They're just, like, sitting there.

What's going on?

- Yeah.

Look, you can see that one dude's nut sack.

- Look, a butt cheek and a schlong, a nad.

- Those are just hands, Beavis.

That's not his nads, his nut sack, or his butt cheeks.

- I don't know.

You know, this is kind of like--

this is kind of messed up.

It's like they have these dudes there,

and it's like they don't even think of them like people.

They're just, like, there.

They're like these things for those chicks to just, like,

look at and, like, get off on them.

It's like--it's disgusting.

It makes me mad.

This band should be, like, ashamed of the way

they're treating man.

And these men shouldn't have, uh, uh,

they should not be in this video.

Yeah.

- Uh, well, if these chicks

asked you to get naked and be in their video,

would you do it?

- Yeah, yeah.

But that's different, see.

Because then, it would be me, see.

I'd be naked.

That would rule.

- ♪ Riding on anything, anything's good enough ♪

- How come whenever you see a chick band,

they're always, like, looking down

at their hands when they play?

- Maybe they're looking at their boobs.

Did you ever think of that?

- Well, yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs, too.

- Check it out.

That drummer dude is surrounded

by a bunch of naked dudes.

- Oh, yeah.

- ♪ I don't understand how the last card is played ♪

♪ But somehow the vital... ♪

- These chicks must be pretty cool.

They, like, just have a bunch of naked dudes

sitting around for them to use whenever they need it.

- Yeah, yeah, it's like some bands, you know, have, like,

a bunch of water bottles and stuff

around when they get thirsty.

But these chicks, like, just keep naked dudes.

That rules--I mean, you know, for a chick.

That's pretty cool. - Yeah.

It's a pretty good idea.

You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.

[both chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

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