07x21 - Special Delivery

[bunniefuu]

[Beavis and Butt-Head snickering]

[upbeat rock music]

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- Ahh! Ahh! [clattering]

[both grunting]

- Butthole.

- Ahh!

Ow. Ow. Ow. - Hey.

Hey. Hey. What going on here?

Beavis, what are you doing on the ground?

- Oh, you know, just-- oh, you know.

[snickers] Nothing, really.

- Okay, tonight is the first night

of Burger World's new delivery service.

Here's how it works.

This is the order

and this is the address where it's going.

Now, this is a pager.

If it beeps, that means I'm calling you.

There will be a phone number in the window, okay?

Pick up a phone and dial that number, okay?

- Uh, okay.

[both snicker]

- Yeah, yeah. I'm--you know, I'm--

[muttering]

[crickets chirping]

- This is pretty cool.

It's like we're working, but we're really not.

[both snicker] [doorbell rings]

- Not working kicks ass. [snickers]

[snickers]

Um, how's it goin'?

[snickers] Yeah.

We're from Burger World. [snickers]

- Uh, we got some food for you.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Uh, yeah. Come on in.

- Yeah, okay.

[both snicker]

- Uh...

- Whoa. [snickers] - Yeah.

This place rules. [chuckles]

- Um, sit down.

- Let me just put some of this over here

and sit down.

[both snicker]

Neat. - This is pretty cool.

- Yeah. [snickers]

- Ah. Let's see what we got here.

[indistinct voices from TV]

- Mmm. Pretty good.

Where are the drinks? - Uh, let's see. The drinks.

- Mmm. - Whoa, cool.

Onion rings. [snickers]

- Hey, butt-munch, give me some.

- Okay. [snickers] What a little--

- Mmm. - [chuckles]

- Mmm. - Delivery is pretty cool.

- Yeah, really.

[both snicker] - Mmm.

- Do you think your pathetic power scepter

can defeat me and my mutant dinosaur insects,

Plasma Man?

Ha ha ha ha. - [chuckles]

This sucks.

- Yeah, you really gotta wonder how this stuff,

you know, gets made.

[pager beeping]

- What the hell is that?

- Uh. [chuckles]

I think your house is on fire, dude.

[both snicker] [pager beeping]

- Butt-Head, I think it's coming from your pants.

[snickers] - Whoa.

- Your beeper, man.

Shut it off or answer it.

- Uh. Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

Uh. [pager beeping]

Hello? [chuckles]

- Uh, I think you're supposed to call the number on it.

- Uh, oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

- The phone's in there.

- [chuckling] [pager beeping]

Uh, we're still at the guy's house.

- What guy?

The woman who ordered that food called

and wants to know where the hell you are.

- Uh... - Now get that food

and take it to the right house, you idiot.

- Uh, this guy, like, already ate it.

- Unbelievable. [sighs]

Okay. Okay. At least collect the money from him

and then get your butts back here now!

[phone clatters]

- [chuckling]

Uh, Beavis, we gotta go.

- [snickers] Um, okay.

- Uh, sir, we, like,

need some money for the food and stuff.

- Um...oh.

I don't have any money.

- Uh, really?

[chuckles] That sucks.

[both snickering]

- That guy was pretty cool.

- Yeah. He totally ripped us off.

- Yeah.

[both snickering]

[cars honking]

[phone ringing]

- Burger World.

No, sir, I'm sorry. We discontinued our deliveries.

I know we just started tonight, but it's been discontinued.

Ugh.

God, where the hell are they?

[crickets chirping]

- Um...I think that's the same yellow house

we saw before, Butt-Head.

[snickers] [pager beeping]

- Uh...

oh, yeah. [chuckles]

[pager beeping]

Uh. [chuckles]

Hello?

Hello? [chuckles]

Hello?

Damn it. This thing's, like, broken or something.

[grunts] [pager clatters]

[chuckles] Check it out, Beavis.

I think this is our street.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[snickers] Cool.

All this work is making me hungry.

[snickers]

- Yeah. [chuckles]

Hey, Beavis, we could go home

and order something from Burger World.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, 'cause they deliver now.

[upbeat rock music] [snickers]

Yeah. Get some onion rings.

[U's "Numb"]

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- A leak.

[both snickering] - Oh, yeah.

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- The Edge.

- Yeah. Yeah. [both snickering]

- ♪ Don't move, don't talk out of time ♪

- Oh, no. I think this is that video

where this guy just sits there

and just, like, mumbles the whole time.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

- I think it's called "Numb." [snickers]

- It should be called "Dumb." - Yeah. Yeah.

[both snickering]

- Yeah. Yeah. Get his mouth.

Tie it around his mouth. - Yeah.

Tie his jaw shut. [chuckles]

That guys is saying... [chuckles]

"Uh, excuse me, Edge?

This really sucks. Maybe we shouldn't do this."

[both snicker]

And then Bono saying, "If you don't stop singing,

I'm gonna make out with you." - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

"I'm gonna rub my chin all over your boobs."

- Yeah. [both snicker]

- Hey. Hey. Hey.

- ♪ Too much is not enough ♪

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♪ Gimme some more ♪

- Wait a minute. This is cool. [chuckles]

- Well, he's got a lot of self-control

not to, like, you know, do anything about that.

- Uh, yeah, but you can't see his hands.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[both snicker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kick him.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Shove your foot in his mouth! - Yeah.

[both snicker] - ♪ Don't expect, suggest ♪

- ♪ I feel numb ♪ - ♪ Don't project ♪

♪ Don't connect, protect ♪ - Oh, yuck!

She just kissed him where that chick put her feet!

Heh. That's yucky. - Yeah.

[both snicker]

Check this out. "Thank you very much, Edge.

Now will you please get the hell out of here?"

- Yeah Yeah. Up yours.

[both snickering]

[upbeat rock music]

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