07x24 - Canned

[bunniefuu]

[laughter]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

[engines whizzing]

[chuckling]

- Highways rule.

- Yeah, really.

I wish I lived closer.

[can rattles]

- Whoa, Butt-Head, check it out.

[chuckles]

I think it's unopened.

[chuckles]

- Well, don't just stand down there, Beavis.

Go get it.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

[tires squealing]

[crashing]

Whoa.

[horns blaring]

Whoa.

[cars crashing]

- You almost got k*lled.

[chuckling] - Oh, yeah.

[chuckling]

But check it out. [chuckles]

A full can of root beer. [chuckles]

And I'm going to drink it, heh-heh, because it's mine.

[chuckles]

- Not yet, dumbass.

We got to shake it up first.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool.

[chuckles]

- If there's one thing I know about,

it's, like, how to really, like, live it up and stuff.

- Yeah, yeah, really. [chuckles]

You really do, yeah.

[chuckles]

[grunting] [can sloshing]

Um--um, Butt-Head?

I think it's probably ready now.

[chuckles]

- Keep shaking, dillhole.

It's got to be really, really shook up.

[chuckles]

- Um, heh, I know.

But, um, heh, I've been shaking for a long time.

[grunts]

A really long time.

- Just keep shaking it, Beavis.

[chuckles]

Shaking it.

[chuckles]

- Um, heh, uh, yeah.

But, um, heh, my arm's getting tired.

[chuckles]

- Damn it, Beavis.

Why don't you just, like, give up on life

and stuff, you big baby?

[chuckles]

It's like I got to do everything myself.

[chuckles]

[grunts]

Heh.

This is hard.

[chuckles]

- Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying, Butt-Head.

[chuckles]

Let's just open it up now.

[chuckles]

- Shut up, Beavis.

It's not ready yet.

We need to, like, really, really, uh, really,

really shake it up.

[cans rattling] - Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

- Whoa.

[chuckling]

- Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

- [chuckles]

This is gonna be cool.

- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]

This is like a good invention and stuff.

We could probably make some money off this.

[chuckles]

- You better not steal my invention, fartknocker.

[chuckles]

Now get on.

[chuckling]

[can rattling]

When we open this can, it's gonna be, like,

all cool and stuff.

[chuckles]

- What?

[chuckles]

- I said, uh, heh-heh, when we open up this can,

it's gonna be, like, all cool and stuff.

[both chuckle]

- Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

Let's take it over behind the Maxi-Mart!

[chuckles]

- Uh, okay.

Uh, wait, dumbass! Oh!

- Aah! Ow!

Ow!

[engine revving]

[tires squeal] Cool.

[chuckles]

Hey, Butt-Head, I think Todd saw that.

[chuckles] - Yeah.

[footsteps] Cool.

[chuckles]

- What did I tell you little webelos about parking

your bikes in my spot?

- Uh, not to? [chuckles]

- Um, heh, it was the, uh-- the can's fault.[chuckles]

- Can?

- Uh, yeah, we're shaking it up.

- Yeah, like, um, heh, it's going to be cool and stuff.

[chuckles]

Wanna shake it? [chuckles]

- Yeah, I think I can accommodate you.

- Whoa, really? [chuckles]

- Have you met my car?

[thumping]

- Ow!

- Don't forget this, man.

- [grunts] - [chuckles]

Yeah.

[engine revving]

[chuckles]

- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Ow! [chuckles]

[engine revs]

- [coughs]

[tires skid]

[engine idling]

Uh-- [chuckles]

- Yeah, that was pretty cool. [chuckles]

Um, heh, thanks. [chuckles]

- Oh, I don't think it shook up all the way, man.

Mr. Slade?

- Oh, wah!

[can rattles]

Cut it out. [chuckles]

Uhh! - Hold it, Slade.

You gotta be tired from shaking, man.

Let's give your little girly friend a chance.

- Yeah, yeah. - Ugh!

- Aah! Hey!

Ow! [chuckling]

- I'm bored. Let's go before I rip

Goldilocks's head open. - Hey, hey! Ha-ah!

[thump] Ow! Thanks. [chuckling]

- [grunts] [can rattles]

- Todd's cool.

- Yeah, yeah.

[tires squeal]

He really helped us out, you know?

[chuckling]

- Dammit.

I can't shake it anymore, Butt-Head.

My arm hurts.

[chuckles]

- Wussy. [chuckles]

Uh, that's okay. I think it's ready.

- Oh, heh, cool. [chuckles]

Here we go. [chuckles]

- No way, assmunch!

It was my idea.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

[chuckling]

[suspenseful music]

- Beavis, this is going to make it all worthwhile.

[chuckling]

♪ ♪

Whoa. - Cool!

[chuckles] You were right, Butt-Head.

[chuckles] - Of course I was, dumbass.

[chuckles]

- You know, I wish every day with this cool.

[chuckles] - Yeah.

[metal music]

[Shaggy's "Boombastic" playing]

- ♪ Mr. Boombastic ♪

- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]

Yeah, boombastic. Yeah, here it is!

- ♪ Fantastic lover ♪

♪ Shaggy ♪

- ♪ Mr. Romantic ♪ Mr. Boombastic.

[both chuckle]

- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]

Yeah. ♪ Romantic, boombastic ♪

[babbling gibberish]

- ♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪

♪ Tell me fantastic ♪ - Boombastic!

[chuckles] Yeah.

Boombastic! [chuckles]

Be boombastic. [chuckles]

What does "boombastic" mean, anyway?

- Uh, well, it's like "boombastic" is, like,

even better than fantastic. - Uh-huh.

- You know, like, if you were scoring,

you'd be like, uh, this is boombastic.

[chuckles] - Yeah.

Um, heh, really? Hmm. [chuckles]

I always imagine, like, if I was ever gonna score,

you know, I'd be, like, going on, uh, heh,

yeah, yeah, heh-heh, ooh-ah.

[both laugh] [muttering gibberish]

Tap that ass. [chuckles]

You know, stuff like that. [chuckles]

- Really? If I ever score,

I'm gonna be going,

This is fantastic, Mr. Boombastic. [chuckles]

- Smooth. [both chuckle]

What is this, um, this accent he's talking?

[chuckles]

- Dumbass, it's foreign.

[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah.

♪ ♪

Yeah, ooh-ah. Mm. [chuckles]

- Dammit, Beavis, cut that out.

- Boombastic, Mr. Fantastic. Yeah, yeah.

[both chuckle]

[rock music]

♪ ♪