[chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
[fly buzzing]
[both chuckling]
- Ah!
What the hell is that?
- Uh, I think it's a fly.
- Ow!
Ah!
- Uh, damn it.
This thing is starting to piss me off.
We should k*ll it. - Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Na-wah!
Ha!
- Uh, I don't think this is gonna work.
We need, like, weapons and stuff.
- Yeah. Yeah. Weapons.
That fly's going down.
- [chuckling]
[lamp shatters]
- Ahh!
Die.
Ah!
- [chuckling]
[grunting]
Uh-uh-uh-uh... [chuckling]
[choking and chuckling]
[chuckling]
- Ahh! Ahh!
Die! Die!
Ahh! - Ugh!
[groaning and chuckling]
- Damn it. This isn't working.
I need a better w*apon.
- Huh?
[chuckling]
- Whoa.
Look, Butt-Head.
Say hello to my little friend.
[chain saw whirring]
Ahh!
[chuckling]
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
- [chuckling] Cool.
- Ahh!
- [chuckling]
- Augh!
Ow! Ahh!
- Uh, sorry. - Ow!
- I missed.
- Ow.
Ow. Damn it.
This fly is hard to k*ll.
- Uh, maybe we should, like, set a trap or something.
- Ow.
- Uh, we should put out something that it likes.
And then when it comes to get it, we can k*ll it.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Um, what do flies like?
- Uh, they like garbage and crap.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Flies are pretty cool sometimes, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Eh, let's see.
I guess, um, right here is as good a place as any.
Ahh. [chuckling]
- [chuckling]
Ahh!
What the hell are you doing, butthole?
Get up and help me with this.
- I am helping, butthole.
You said flies like garbage and crap.
- Uh, oh, yeah.
Uh, now I need to get some of that bug spray.
- Bug spray?
- Yeah.
When it lands on the garbage, we'll,
like, spray poison on it.
Then it's going to puke all over itself and die.
- Whoa.
[chuckling]
[can rattling]
- Whoa, cool.
[chuckling]
[both chuckling]
- Where's that damn fly?
- Shut up.
Here it comes.
Come to Butt-Head.
- Ahh... [coughs]
Ahh! No! No! Ahh!
- k*ll it, dumbass. - Ow!
- [coughing]
- I need some air.
Ah!
- Don't be stupid, Beavis.
If you, like, open the window, the fly'll get away.
- Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that.
[both coughing]
I'm just gonna lay down for a while.
- Ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh...
Ugh. Ugh.
- Oh.
Whoa.
Where are we?
- Uh, I don't know, but it's cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
Did we have a party?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think we were trying to, um, k*ll something.
- Beavis, the fly.
- Ahh!
Hey, Butt-Head, I did it.
I got rid of the fly.
- Cool.
[flies buzzing]
- Uh.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[Beastie Boys' "Pass the Mic"]
- ♪ Goodness gracious ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ If you can feel what I'm feeling ♪
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Beastie Boys, yeah.
All right.
- Yeah.
It's about time.
- Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
- ♪ I emcee y'all ♪
♪ My name is MCA and I still ♪
- Uh, I heard on "MTV News"
that this dude's dad writes movies.
- What do you mean he writes movies?
You can't read a movie.
- No, it's, like, he writes what they say.
- You mean he just, like, goes to movies and sits there
and writes down everything they say?
- No, he write it down before they say it.
- Well, how does he know what they're going to say?
- He just, like, makes it up.
- Really?
Well, anybody can do that.
- Yeah.
- So, like, if there's an expl*si*n, does he write that?
- Uh, I think he just, like, writes "kaboom."
- How about, like, when people are, like,
you know, naked and getting it on?
- Uh, he just writes "Squeak, squeak, squeak, wank."
- Boy, I'll be damned.
Well--well, anybody could do that.
It's like, you know, okay, um, two dudes
go try to, like, rob this other dude, and he this chick,
and she's got big hooters, and--see?
See, I'm doing it right now, see?
- Uh, yeah, but you're not writing it down.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
07x30 - Die, Fly Die!
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.