[snickering]
[rock music]
- Gee, Wally, Dad said not to,
and besides, I don't want him to holler at me.
- [snickering] Beaver.
- Yeah, yeah, Beaver kicks ass.
Hey, but it's like, um, that's not really
what stuff was like back then.
- Yeah, it's like, if this was real
and it was, like, the 's,
things would be all different and stuff.
- [snickering] Yeah, yeah.
[whimsical music]
- "Leave it to Beavis,"
starring Mrs. Stevenson,
Butt-Head,
and Beavis as The Beavis.
♪ ♪
- [snickering] - Hurry up.
The bus is almost here.
- Hey, Lumpy.
[car horn honking]
- Hey, squirt. You ready to go to school?
- Gee, Eddy. I don't know.
Are you sure you're gonna take me to school?
- [laughs] Yeah, I will take you to school.
[revs engine]
- Uh, Beavis, I don't think
you're supposed to take rides from a stranger.
- I'm not so sure, Eddy.
I'm supposed to take the bus.
- Come on, man.
Don't you wanna be cool?
- I guess so, yeah.
- Well, get in then, you little goof.
So, Beaver...
- Um, the name's Beavis, sir.
- Oh. Well, excuse me, Beaver.
Look, listen up.
For today's lesson,
you're going to buy me a pack of smokes.
- But, gee, Eddy.
All I got is some milk money.
- Well, squirt, I guess you won't be drinking milk today.
♪ ♪
- [snickering]
- Now, don't you think you should go to work, dear?
- No.
[snickering]
- Okay, squirt, get in there and get me some smokes.
- Um, are you sure I should be doing this, Eddy?
- What did you say?
- I said, are you-- - [revs engine]
Listen, squirt, you better get in there and get me
some smokes before today's lesson
turns into ass-kicking .
- Oh, hey there, Master Cleaver.
Aren't you supposed to be in school?
- Well, I guess so,
but all I know is, I'm supposed to come in here
and buy some cigarettes.
- Hey, you wouldn't be buying
these for Eddy, now would ya?
- Gee, how'd you know?
- You're the third kid he's brought in this week.
Tell Eddy it's against the law
for me to sell cigarettes to a boy your age.
And then, tell him it's cigarettes cause cancer.
- Yeah, but if I tell him that,
he might get all sore and stuff,
and then he's liable to b*at me up.
- Well, if he tries that,
you tell him that's against the law too.
- I don't see my smokes in your hand.
- He said it's against the law to sell them to me.
Besides, cigarettes cause cancer.
- Oh, is that a fact?
Well, I guess you just graduated to my next class,
Human Punching Bag class.
♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
- Can you get the door, dear?
I'm baking cookies.
- Uh, okay.
[doorbell rings] Uh, come in.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Cleaver.
- Oh. [coughs]
- Whoa, what happened, uh... son?
- It seems that little Beaver here
ran afoul of some asphalt.
- [laughs] "Asphalt."
- Who's at the door, dear?
- Our dumbass son.
- Now, Ward, are you being a little hard on The Beavis?
- "Hard."
"On."
- Oh, dear God. What happened?
- You know, I think I saved your boy from certain death,
Mrs. Cleaver.
- Oh, however can I thank you, Eddy?
- [sniffs] Mmm.
You smell great, Mrs. Cleaver.
- Oh, I was just baking some cookies.
- Perhaps I could taste them--
your cookies, that is.
- Why, sure, Eddy.
Why don't you come with me in the kitchen?
- Have a seat, Squirt.
- Ah!
- Eddy--
- These sure are some great-looking cookies,
Mrs. Cleaver.
Mm-mmm.
- Oh, Eddy.
- Oh, yeah! - Ooh!
- Mm. [laughs] All right!
- Well, Beavis, I sure hope you learned
a valuable lesson today.
- [coughs] Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
[coughing]
- [speaking indistinctly] [laughs]
- I ain't saying no to that.
- Oh, my.
- Say hello to my little friend.
[rock music]
- Whoa!
This looks like it might rock.
- Yeah, maybe.
- Maybe, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe it's all right, you know?
I guess it sounds kinda cool.
[laughs]
- You know what might make it different?
If like, you know, if you were really dizzy
when you're watching it.
- Yeah, yeah. If you're all like,
dizzy in the head and you're watching this.
- Yeah.
Want me to strike you?
- No, I know how to make myself dizzy.
Check it out. I've learned this one thing.
Check this out.
♪ ♪
[sputtering]
[breathing heavily]
Ah, man.
I think that the problem with this video is,
it is highly derivative
of many popular bands within the genre.
Although, when viewed on its own merits,
it does have a decent groove. - Uh, Beavis?
- However, what it has in groove,
it lacks in originality.
- What's your problem? - One can't help but be
reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam,
Zombies, Suicidal Tendencies, and other bands
that bear the mantle of--
- You're talking like a dork, Beavis.
- One is even reminded of Lory Anderson
when she wore curlers.
This video speaks less to the heart
and more to the thinker.
In closing, I think Korn... - Beavis!
- Would do well to learn more from--
Ah! Ow.
Whoa, what happened?
- You got all dizzy,
and then you started talking like a dumbass.
- Oh, really?
Wow.
- Yeah.
But then you did say spankster.
- Oh, yeah.
It's pronounced spankster, Butt-Head.
07x37 - Leave It to Beavis
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.