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Snow White's Christmas Adventure (2023)

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[gentle music playing]

On Christmas,

long, long ago,

in a world where mirrors talk,

where girls were named

after white snow.

[stammers] Never mind.

You're about to see

what unfolds.

[pleasant music playing]

[somber choral music playing]

[adventurous music playing]

[adventurous music playing]

[soft music playing]

[somber orchestral

music playing]

[horse hooves clopping]

[sighs]

Let's see if we can find

this perfect gift then,

shall we?

- Come on.

- [horse hooves clopping]

[horse hooves clopping]

What's this?

[clopping halts]

Wait here a moment.

[shopkeeper mutters]

[The Prince laughs]

Not there.

Let's go.

[horse hooves clopping]

It's a peculiar little town,

this, isn't it?

Let's, uh,

check out the shoes...

Ah, blast it,

it's closed.

All right. [low grunt]

I'll just have

to keep searching.

[somber music continues]

[rain pattering]

[pedestrians chattering]

[indistinct chatter continues]

[horse hooves clopping]

[chuffs]

[chuffs louder]

[The Prince exhales]

[rain pattering]

[horse hooves clopping]

Looking wonderful.

[horse hooves clopping]

[horse chuffs]

[horse chuffs]

Pots, eh?

What are you suggesting?

[chuckles]

Ah, you. [exhales]

Ah.

Now that...

That could be interesting.

Are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

Come on.

[horse hooves clopping]

[sighs]

Ah!

[The Prince] Sir?

I'm, uh...

I'm looking for a present,

and I know that I've

very much procrastinated

till the last minute,

but, uh...

Well, you see, I hate shopping.

No time like the present

for a present.

Indeed.

- [chain rattles]

- [shopkeeper] How about this?

Eh...

Mm, not really

- what I'm looking for.

- Hmm.

[chain thuds softly]

This?

Not so much.

I'm looking

for something more, um...

Uh... special.

I know.

Let me show you something.

[dreamy music playing]

- [The Prince gasps]

- You won't find work like that

just anywhere.

- Oh my...

- Not since the fairies left.

This is the work

of fairies then?

Made out of magic,

dewdrops...

- [The Prince exhales]

- ...and cobwebs.

I'll take it.

Wow.

Someone is a lucky lady.

Oh, I assure you,

I'm the lucky one.

[gentle music playing]

Good tidings we bring

to you and your kin

We wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year

[chuckles]

What do you think, Fluffy?

[barks]

- Yeah.

- [Fluffy pants]

I'm so glad we could finish

before Prince returned.

He'll be here soon.

And in the meantime,

he sent me all his love.

[chuckles]

All his love.

I love him so much.

- [gentle music continues]

- [Fluffy panting]

[owl hooting]

The Queen. The Queen is here!

[tense music playing]

[footsteps pattering]

The Queen!

The Queen is here!

[grunts]

[boot thuds]

[armor jangling]

[tense music continues]

[armors jangling]

[tense music rises]

[halberds thud]

[footsteps thudding]

- [hand whooshes]

- [flames sh**t]

[ominous music playing]

[shutters creak]

[ominous music continues]

- [mirror snores, groans]

- Mirror, mirror on the wall.

[mirror snoring]

- [Evil Queen] Wake up.

- Mm, mm...

[flames crackling]

- Wake up!

- [mirror snores]

- [mirror groans lightly]

- Wake up!

[mirror snores]

[mirror groans lightly, mutters]

I was just resting

my eyes. [light groan]

Do your thing.

[tense music playing]

I'm so happy

Prince will be here soon.

Now all we need

for a perfect Christmas

is snow.

Look at her,

not a care in the world.

Well, she is worried

there won't be snow.

Did she send me

a Christmas card?

Bring over a batch of cookies?

Invite me to join her

for Christmas dinner?

She is a terrible cook.

It's the thought that counts.

You didn't even send me

a Christmas card.

I'm sending New Year's cards

this holiday. Less stress.

It was nice of Hansel and Gretel

to remember me.

Mm-hmm...

They did not send you

a Christmas card.

They sent you a summons

to appear in court!

It was more than

Snow White sent,

that's for sure.

Did you send her a card?

That's not the point.

I'm the queen!

[gulps] I agree.

You're useless today.

It's almost like

you want Snow White

to have a better Christmas,

but that's not going to happen.

I'll summon the Huntsman.

He's on vacation in Iberia.

It's warm in Iberia.

The Wolf, then.

Sadly, he and Red Riding Hood

declared a truce,

and he'll be spending Christmas

at Grandma's house.

What about his cousin?

The Big Bad Wolf is taking

anger management classes.

[both] The Warlock.

[chuckles]

I'll be back.

[footsteps receding]

[flames crackling]

- [door clicks]

- [footsteps tapping]

[door creaks]

[footsteps tapping]

[door creaks]

[footsteps tapping]

[door closes]

- [gate rattling]

- [footsteps tapping]

- [gate clanks]

- [footsteps tapping]

[door creaks, rattles]

[coughs]

Warlock?

[suspenseful music playing]

Warlock!

Warlock!

Good tidings, my Queen.

Don't do that again.

I'm here to serve you.

I need an enchanted forest

and a maze.

[scoffs] An amazing maze.

Is that one spell or two?

For you?

- [cauldron bubbling]

- [Warlock exhales]

You've earned

three bonus spells

in the last month.

Consider this a freebie.

- Excellent.

- [notebook thuds]

Are you sure you need

both an enchanted forest

and a maze?

Seems a bit much.

I want the prince far, far away

from Snow White.

Easily done.

[suspenseful music playing]

Why should he and Snow White

have all the fun?

- I hear you.

- [book pages flip]

It's just not fair.

I know.

- [small jar thuds]

- After all...

I'm the queen.

Found it.

"Enchanted Forest."

I knew you were

the right person

for the job.

Put a smidgen

of boggy leaves

in that bowl.

But how much is a smidgen?

More than a dash,

less than a skosh.

[laughs]

Bats' wings.

- [bats squeaking]

- [wings flapping]

That will come in handy

next Halloween.

Gloomy weather.

[lid clicks]

No, not that much!

Look,

magic is not

a spectator sport.

Let me contact you

when the spell is complete.

- But I, but--

- Please.

Please.

Very well.

[container thuds]

[melancholic music playing]

[door creaks, closes]

[melancholic music continues]

[crickets chirping]



It's supposed to snow tonight.

Isn't that wonderful?

And then you and I and Prince

can make a snowman.

[gentle music playing]

Good night, my love,

wherever you are.

[crickets chirping]



[wind whooshing]

- [wolves howling]

- [horse chuffs]

I know it's not

a five-star stable, but...

we can rough it

for one more night, right?

And I'll bet when we get

to Snow White's cottage,

she'll have a fat carrot

or two for you.

- Ah.

- [horse chuffs]

[owl hooting]

Good night, my love.

[wolves howling]

[soft chiming music playing]

[foreboding music playing]

[foreboding music continues]

[foreboding music continues]

[foreboding music continues]

[horse hooves clopping]

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Right then, straight it is.

- [horse chuffs]

- [hooves clopping]

[foreboding music playing]

[wolves howling in distance]

[birds chirping]

Good morning, Fluffy.

It's chilly, isn't it?

Do you think we got some snow?

- Let's go and see.

- [Fluffy huffing]

Mm.

Do you want some breakfast?

[chuckles]

Let me get a fire started.

Oh, dear.

I know you're hungry.

Just give me a minute,

and I'll go get

some firewood, okay?

Come on, let's go.

[foreboding music playing]

[horse hooves clopping]

[wolves howling in distance]

Does this place

look familiar to you?

[grunts, sighs]

Well, at least

it's not snowing.

[wolf howling in distance]

[foreboding music playing]

[Fluffy panting]

[woman singing]

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

in a one-horse

open sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

in a one-horse

open sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way

- [Elora] Snow!

- [Snow White] Elora!

[Fluffy barking]

- [Snow White] Elora!

- [Elora laughs]

Winston,

it's so good

to see you.

Good to see you too,

Snow White.

Oh, Snow, this is Hans.

Hans, Snow.

So nice to meet you.

I didn't expect you guys

until spring.

Well, we were unexpectedly

offered a two-weeks show.

- Yep.

- Lucky you.

- Dragon att*cked.

- Oh, yeah,

but there bad luck

was our good fortune.

You know, sometimes

you slay the dragon,

- sometime the dragon slays you.

- [Elora] Yeah.

We could have had another

engagement right away,

but we decided we needed

some downtime.

[Fluffy panting]

Yeah, he's sulking

because we didn't get

the first year's job

in Varovia.

Remember the last time

we were there?

Uh, celebrating

the King's wedding?

The food was the worst.

Cold ham and dried-out

honey bread.

- I love honey bread!

- Oh, oh, I can make you

- my honey cake.

- [gasps]

Uh, please, we don't want

to put you to any trouble.

- [nervous chuckle]

- Let us help you

g-gather the-the firewood,

and then you can catch us up

about all the gossip.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Let's go.

- [Fluffy barks]

[gentle music playing]

[shoes clacking]

Hmm.

Somebody got

too many lumps of coal

when they were a kid.

[suspenseful music playing]

[in high-pitched voice]

Mirror, mirror on the wall!

[in low voice]

No, not today.

[in high-pitched voice]

But I wanna get Snow White!

[in low voice]

I don't care, I'm the Warlock.

[in high-pitched voice]

But I'm the Queen.

[in low voice]

Who cares?

I'm in charge now.

[in high-pitched voice]

Not so fast.

[Evil Queen] Warlock!

[shoes clacking]

- Yes.

- How do you feel

about creating some mischief

for Snow White

and her three friends?

It would be

my diabolical pleasure.

[pages rustling]

Ah, yes.

[breathes in]

[Warlock] Ah.

[cauldron bubbling]

[butterfly wings fluttering]

[chanting in foreign language]

[butterfly wings fluttering]

[chanting in foreign language]

[butterfly wings fluttering]

Have fun.

[suspenseful music playing]

[butterfly wings

fluttering rapidly]

[wind whooshing]

[Fluffy panting]

Will your companions

be catching up to you later?

Well... [sighs]

I'm sad to say there's

only the three of us now.

Did they all quit the trip?

No, no,

our lives just went off

in different directions.

[dreamy music playing]

[Winston] Vinny came up

with a new recipe for ale

and sold it

to the King of Iberia

and never has to work again.

[Snow White]

His ale was delicious.

[Winston] I'll see

if he'll send you a bottle

from his personal collection.

- Francisco opened a tavern.

- [indistinct chatter]

[Snow White]

He always did love food.

What about Andre?

[Winston] Andre opened

his own blacksmith shop.

- [metal clinking]

- They will all be

at the Stonehenge

Solstice Festival.

[Snow White] I bet

you love that festival.

[thrilling music playing]

And what about Yuri?

Yuri got married,

went on his honeymoon,

but we have not heard from him.

That's where

we found this one.

He was sleeping

behind the oven

and making barley bread.

We offered him a life

of adventure and here we are.

That's odd.

What, my love?

I just saw a butterfly.

[tense music plays]

Seems a little bit cold

for a butterfly

- this time of year.

- Mm?

[suspenseful music playing]

[Fluffy barks]

- [Fluffy barking]

- [rock clacking]

[Fluffy continues barking]

- [Fluffy barking]

- [suspenseful music playing]

[little rocks clattering]

- Run!

- Ah!

- [Fluffy barking]

- [Elora panting]

[rock rumbling]

[Snow White pants, grunts]

[quirky band music playing]

[quirky band music continues]

[rock tumbles]

- [Winston pants, exhales]

- [Elora exhales]

[pants] Is...

is everyone all right?

- I'm fine.

- [breathes heavily]

That was no accident.

Was it the butterfly?

I-I've never seen

a butterfly like that.

I don't know about you three,

but that's enough

excitement for me.

- [Fluffy barking]

- Fluffy!

[Snow White chuckles]

Well, let's go home

before we run into

any other surprises.

- [Winston and Elora] Yeah.

- Let's go, honey.

[adventurous music playing]

- [horse chuffs]

- Oh, come on.

I'm not lost, if that's

what you're worrying about.

We're just taking

the long way around.

[soft chiming music playing]

[birds chirping]

[flames crackling]

[soup splashes]

- [sighs]

- [soup splashes]

If no one else

will say it, I will.

Something about

this whole thing

smells fishy.

But there's no fish in the soup.

[both grunt softly]

[Elora] I mean,

something is not right.

What's with the dry weather?

It should have snowed

two days ago.

And that peculiar

butterfly. Hans!

I hate to say it, Snow, but...

this has all the earmarks

of the Queen,

the Evil Queen.

Not even she

would ruin Christmas.

Don't fool yourself.

She has ice water running

through her veins, brr!

I think Elora

is right on this one.

We need to do something

about this whole situation.

- [soup splashes]

- [cow moos]

We're not even sure

she did this.

- [cows mooing]

- [Fluffy barking]

- [mouthing] Hello?

- [soup splashes]

Oh... well, uh,

it's time for our walk.

[nervous chuckle] We always

stretch our legs after lunch.

- No.

- Yes, we do, Hans.

- No.

- Yeah, you do.

The Prince!

[footsteps thudding]

[footsteps thudding]

[Fluffy barking]

[birds chirping]

[quirky music playing]

[crow cawing]

[rocks rattle]

- [helmet clangs]

- [rock thuds]

[rocks rattle]

- [helmet clangs]

- [rock thuds]

Hey, stop it!

[rocks clatters]

[helmet clangs]

[hands banging]

[shoes clacking]

[grunting softly]

[cheerful music playing]

[shoes clacking]

- [cheerful music continues]

- [shoes clacking]



[shoes clacking]

[Winston]

Oh, that was close.

- [both panting]

- We should have brought Elora.

She always knows

what to do.

I think this is the room

we're looking for.

Why this one?

It's the magic room!

How do you know?

- Ah. [chuckles]

- Mm-hmm. [sighs]

[door clacks, creaks]

[cauldron bubbling]

[door closes]

Aha.

This proves she's behind it.

- Hans.

- Huh?

This proves she's behind it.

Or she could be making tea.

Queens don't make

their own tea.

They have people for that.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

[both gasp]

[both muttering]

- Oh!

- Uh...

Oh, well, okay.

[both groaning]

Shh, shh, shh!

- You shut up!

- Shh, shh, shh!

- [latch rattles]

- [door creaks]

[shoes clacking softly]

- Aha! [laughs]

- [Elora screams]

- Hans.

- [Hans chuckles]

- Wha--

- Whoa, I-I am so sorry.

- I didn't-- Ow!

- [pan clangs]

Ow!

You scared us half to death!

What are you doing here?

You were taking too long.

[Winston groans]

Look what I found.

[gasps] Be careful,

it's a cookbook.

- It's a spell book.

- Oh.

[Elora] It's a spell book?

Let me see that.

Eh? "Gloomy weather.

Just one drop of gloomy

into a kettle."

Elora, be careful.

You don't want to accidentally

create something bad.

- I won't. [gasps]

- [Winston] Mm-hmm.

[Elora] Here's one

to turn someone

- into a hippopotamus!

- Ha! We can use it on Winston.

[mockingly] He-he, we can us it

on Winston!

- [Hans] Mm.

- Can't believe Queen did this.

- I'm so disappointed.

- [stammers]

You have a kind soul

and want to see

the best in people,

even when there isn't any.

That's one of the things

we like about you.

Yeah.

- Any luck?

- Uh-huh.

"To stop any spell,

dump the kettle contents."

Simple enough. [laughs]

[liquid splashing]

- [flame whooshes]

- [gasping]

- [Winston] Oof.

- [cauldron bubbling]

- [footsteps receding]

- [suspenseful music playing]

[shutter creaks, bangs]

Oh, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow.

Stop it. Stop it!

What are you doing with that?

- Put it back.

- Why?

If the Queen sees it's missing,

she'll know we've been here.

But, but--

Wouldn't you like to be able

to turn someone into a hippo

the next time they don't pay us

our full price?

Well...

I don't know.

Maybe we could--

Uh, no, put it back!

[clears throat]

[sighs deeply]

[liquid splashes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Elora grunts]

Uh, let's go!

Let's go, let's go.

[footsteps tapping]

[Elora gasps]

She's coming!

Quick, in there.

[door creaks]

Close the door!

- [door creaks]

- [Elora] We can't stay in here.

We have to figure a way out.

[mirror] Boo!

[muffled speaking]

[Elora pants]

[Winston] Oh.

[exhales sharply] Nothing.

What are we going to do?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

[breathing heavily]

- Hans.

- [holds breath]

Please, don't tell

the Queen we're here.

Why? It's Christmas.

She may want to see you.

She's going to turn me

into a monkey, I just know it!

- No, no, she won't.

- She won't?

No, she'll probably turn you

into a hippopotamus.

But now, you and your friends

need to get out of here

while you can.

[suspenseful music playing]

- I think she's coming.

- [breathes heavily]

[doors creak]

[tense music playing]

Why do I feel like

I have uninvited

Christmas guests?

[mirror] That's for me to know

and you to find out.

I'll deal with you later.

And meanwhile,

they're getting away.

[mouths]

[adventurous music playing]

[adventurous music continues]

[suspenseful music playing]

[The Prince] Ah,

I'm sorry about this.

I know you were looking forward

to a ration of oats

and a warm stall.

[horse hooves clopping]

[horse chuffs]

There's got to be

a way out of here.

Come on.

[horse hooves clopping]

[crow squawking]

[crow squawking]

[wolf howling]

[tense music sting]

[shoes clacking]

[Elora] She was trying

to ruin Christmas.

She cast a spell

to hold back the snow.

I know.

I feel bad for her.

She's there all alone.

There is no hope for her.

One can always hope.

You know, there's

an old showbiz saying,

"Never wear out your welcome."

So maybe we could just...

I never heard that saying.

I'm so sorry, sweetie,

for everything.

But it's Christmas Eve.

Please, don't go.

I don't wanna go home!

[Elora] I just want to get warm.

[flames crackling]

[Snow White]

I really want you to stay.

Spend Christmas with me.

What about the prince?

He could be here anytime.

He will enjoy having you here.

Especially after he hears

how you've helped me.

Please, you're family.

And nothing

would mean more to me

than spending Christmas

with my family.

Very well, we'll stay

for Christmas.

Ha-zah! [laughs]

How did you get so wise?

I learned from you.

Oh.

[gentle music playing]

Let's see how happy

she is tomorrow

when she realizes

the prince is not coming.

I don't think

it's healthy for you

to obsess over Snow White

the way you do.

It makes you look

overly invested.

Maybe you should, mm,

get some hobbies.

Take some cooking lessons.

Start a book club, hmm?

So they think they've

stopped me, do they?

We'll just see about that.

[shoes clacking]

She's persistent,

I'll give her that.

- [latch rattles]

- [door creaks]

Warlock?

Warlock!

[pot bubbles]

Stop, I say!

[bubbling intensifies]

I command you to stop!

[bubbling halts]

[soft bubbling]

[footsteps tapping softly]

[pot bubbling softly]

[bubbling intensifies]

[suspenseful music rises]

[Evil Queen yells] Warlock!

[crow cawing]

[quirky music playing]

What do you think?

[mirror] Hmm? Nice. Classy.

Goes with your eyes.

The green is nice too.

Both are traditional

this time of year.

[door clacks, opens]

- [groans]

- [mirror] Oh, my Queen,

uh, do you need a towel?

One more snide remark

out of you,

and I'll have someone

throw a brick at you.

[mirror] Maybe you should

give up being evil.

I'll ruin Snow White's Christmas

if it's the last thing I do!

Plan P!

Do you mean "Plan B"?

P for "Prince,"

try to keep up.

He's still

in the Enchanted Forest.

Bring him to the palace

and don't try to be gentle.

Until later, my Queen.

You made him a happy man.

[footsteps receding]

Well, it is Christmas.

[laughs diabolically]

[Evil Queen

laughing diabolically]

[dreamy harp music playing]

[dreamy harp music continues]

[harp music continues]

[magic whooshes]

[grass rustles]

Come. There's a stall

in the castle

with your name on it.

You'll be quite comfortable.

- [gentle music playing]

- [birds chirping]

[Elora] Hey!

- Look what I found.

- Oh. They look lovely.

Yeah. [chuckles]

[bread crunching]

Hey, now, what's that

I see on your face? A frown?

I know it's silly.

I just worry about Prince.

I can't help worrying about him.

I just know that

if he was going to be late,

he would've sent a message.

Dragon att*ck, huh?

Eat, don't talk!

I just know he's

in some terrible trouble.

Don't let your imagination

get the better of you.

Maybe... it's snowing

where he is.

- Erm, the roads are blocked.

- [Winston] Mm-hmm.

Let me get my guitar.

I'll make hot chocolate.

[Fluffy barking]

[light music playing]

[Elora] Three French hens

Two turtle doves

And a partridge

in a pear tree

On the fourth day

of Christmas

My true love gave to me...

Four calling birds.

Performance anxiety.

[soft chuckle]

You know,

when I first met Winston,

I could barely sing a note.

I was so afraid people

would laugh at me.

But you know what he said to me?

He said, "Elora,

you are with family,

and you don't have to worry."

Hans, you are with family now.

We love you too much

to make fun of you.

- Let's try this again.

- [Elora] Come.

On the fourth day

of Christmas

My true love gave to me...

Four calling birds

Three French hens

Two flying doves

[all] And a partridge

in a pear tree

[laughing]

Time to wrap up

the presents.

I love presents.

I'm worried about her.

I'm worried about the Queen.

She's not a quitter.

She set out to ruin Christmas.

She's still got lots of time.

[exhales sharply]

[crow cawing]

[crow squawking]

- [snoring]

- [flames crackling]

[mumbling]

Who are you?

That's your first question?

I would've went with,

"Where am I?"

Feel free to answer

in any order.

I am Warlock.

Warlock?

What, like bard

or is it more of a title?

It's rude to interrupt.

Sorry, I...

I've just got,

well, quite a few questions.

I'm sure you do.

You're Queen's guest

at the castle,

and we want you

to stay for dinner.

I very much appreciate

the invite,

but, um, I do have

to be elsewhere.

So... I really must dash.

- Bush!

- [bush rustles]

What are you doing? Let me go.

I must insist you stay.

[chuckles]

[Fluffy panting]

What was that?

- [Fluffy panting]

- Oh, nothing.

Psst!

[Fluffy panting]

[chuckles]

- [gentle music playing]

- [birds chirping]

[Hans] You ready?

[The Prince] You know,

if you help me go,

I could help you chop down

a proper Christmas tree.

- [bush rustles]

- [grunts]

You just hurt Bush's feelings.

- Sorry, Bush.

- [rustles]

You were on your way

to spend Christmas

with Snow White.

That's right.

My one true love.

Oh, that's so sweet.

[nervous chuckles]

- What are you, uh...

- [liquid splashing]

What are you making over there?

- A Christmas delicacy.

- Ah.

Smells... great.

It will smell even better

once I'm finished.

[The Prince laughs]

Can't wait.

- [footsteps thud]

- [Bush rustles]

[sighs]

[sighs deeply]

[wrapping paper rustles]

Great job, everyone.

[Fluffy barking in distance]

[Fluffy barking]

- [Fluffy whimpers]

- Fluffy, what's wrong?

Woof, woof, woof, woof!

- Woof, woof, woof, woof!

- [Fluffy barks]

The prince is at the castle.

You never told us

you could speak dog.

It never came up.

- Do you speak cat?

- Oh, no, no one speak cat.

They don't like speaking

with the human servants.

- [Hans laughs]

- The prince is at the castle?

Woof, woof! Woof, woof!

Warlock took him.

We have to rescue him.

It's way too dangerous.

Yeah, we just barely made it

out of the castle the last time.

He's my true love,

I have to go.

I'll go with you.

Thank you, Hans.

You know I'll help.

Well, the odds are not

in our favor, but I'm in.

You stay here and guard

the house, okay?

We'll be back in a jiffy.

Jiffy, what is a jiffy?

J-just-- Let's go!

- Jiffy!

- Let's go!

[crow cawing]

[playful music playing]

[snoring]

[snoring continues]

- [hand pats]

- [snoring continues]

[armor jangling]

[footsteps tapping]

[armor jangling]

Did you find my shoe?

- [heads bang]

- [spring coils]

[Hans chuckles]

[guards thud]

[quirky music playing]

[armor clanks]

[groaning]

[grunts]

[panting]

How are we gonna

find the prince?

[Elora catches breath]

We should have asked Fluffy.

We just need to look

in every room

until we find him.

- Then let's stop wasting time.

- Okay.

[Winston] W-whoa!

[Elora shouts]

You should have told me

you were coming.

I would've set more places

at the table.

- [Winston gulps]

- My Queen...

"My Queen"? Are you trying

to butter me up?

I don't think we have

enough butter. [chuckles]

Or a big enough Kn*fe.

[somber violin music playing]

[Winston snoring comically]

[snores comically]

- Lasagna!

- [exclaims]

[Hans laughs]

[Winston grunts]

[knock on door]

We are not getting out this way!

[door clacks, creaks]

I thought you might be hungry.

[Hans] Apples?

[laughs]

You don't have

any Christmas cookies?

[laughs]

You don't have to do this.

But of course I do.

Bon apptit.

[footsteps tapping]

[door slams]

[Elora scoffs]

I can't believe it.

[Hans] Christmas cookies,

I understood that.

[Elora] She really thinks

we are going to eat

one of those apples.

[apple crunches]

I was starving.

It might be poisoned.

She wouldn't have,

would she?

Oh, don't bite on it.

I'm starting to feel...

[Elora] Snow?

[cauldron bubbling]

[footsteps tapping]

Did you miss me?

Not really.

Bush kept me company.

You know,

if I didn't know any better,

I'd say Bush kinda has

a crush on me.

[chuckles]

Joke while you can.

Why are you doing this?

I'm the evil Warlock.

It's my character.

Then you could change

that character.

Why?

Why? Well, because it'd be

kind of nicer being nice.

You really believe that?

You do? Poor boy.

[The Prince] How about this?

Why don't we go to Snow White's

cottage together?

She's never met you,

but I could introduce you

as a friend

that I picked up on the road,

and, uh, I'll cook us all

a nice dinner,

and we'll just have

a lovely feast together.

How does that sound?

You cook?

Cooking's not really her thing.

[shaker grinds]

Ooh, you've put

an awful lot of pepper

into that already.

You know what,

never mind, carry on.

It's almost ready.

Just need the final ingredient.

And what is this

final ingredient?

[chuckles]

You.

I figured as much.

Do you need a moment?

Oh, well, this is very much not

how I saw things playing out,

but if I am to go,

I'd very much like

to give you something.

What?

A Christmas present.

Ohh, you're breaking my heart.

What is it?

It's right here in my bag.

[magic whooshes]

[Bush crackles]

- [breathes heavily]

- [object clacks]

Now, I'm sorry I didn't

have time to wrap it.

Give it a twist.

[box squeaks]

["We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

playing on music box]

It's a music box.

I've always wanted one.

Now, Merry Christmas.

- Release.

- [magic whooshes]

[Bush rustles]

Well, thank you.

Oh, and...

I'm very sorry

for spoiling

your wonderful dinner plans.

Eh. My doctor's been after me

to start a plant-based diet

anyway.

[chuckles]

Well, I've got to run,

Snow White is waiting for me.

About that...

[adventurous music playing]

[door opens]

- [footsteps tapping]

- [door closes]

[Warlock mutters]

No, no, no,

it's all right.

He's with us.

About time you showed up.

Oh, what's happened?

[Elora] She ate one of--

of the Queen's apples.

So, so what?

She's under some sort of spell?

Maybe.

Is there anything you can do?

[Warlock]

It's not within my power

to undo the Queen's magic.

- [groans]

- [Warlock] I'm sorry.

I don't know what to do.

[Warlock] I do have one idea.

Whenever I was sad,

my mother would give me a kiss,

and it would make me

feel better.

Perhaps that will work here.

[Elora and Winston]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Your mother's magic kiss worked

because she loved you.

[hopeful music playing]

[magic chiming]

[pleasant music playing]

[gentle choral music playing]

[gasps, breathes in]

Prince, is that really you?

It is, my love.

[Elora] It worked.

- [gasps]

- [sniffs]

- It worked, it really worked!

- [both laugh]

[laughing]

[chuckling]

[Elora clears throat]

I hate to break up the reunion,

but let's get out of here.

Wait a minute.

What's wrong, my love?

I have an idea.

[Elora] You can tell us about it

- back at the cottage, huh?

- [Winston] Hm!

H-hold on.

What's the idea?

It's something everyone

will have to agree to.

Huddle up.

All right.

You too.

You want me to be part

of your huddle?

You're part of the family now.

So, uh, get in here.

[engaging choral music playing]

My plan worked.

No thanks to you.

You were having so much fun

ruining Christmas,

I didn't want to get

in your way.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

will I have the grandest

Christmas of them all?

The outcome is unclear.

[doorknob rattles]

Did you invite anyone over?

Come in!

Merry Christmas, my Queen.

Might I beg you

for your indulgence?

There's something

I'd like to show you.

[pleasant orchestral

music playing]

[door slams]

Right this way.

[Evil Queen]

What is the meaning of this?

Don't be angry with Warlock.

We asked for his help.

You will never work

in this queendom again!

We wanted you to spend

Christmas with us.

You wanted to spend

Christmas with me?

After the boulder?

I told you there was something

strange about those rocks.

And the enchanted forest

and the apple?

Well, you've been busy,

you must be exhausted.

You don't know

how exhausting it is

being so evil all the time.

All the time.

Well, then why don't you

take a nap?

Shh, shh.

Family should always be

together at Christmas time.

Me...

family?

I'm so sorry.

All will be well.

[magic chiming]

[exhales]

Well, look at this

as a new beginning.

And you've just inherited

a new family.

Merry Christmas, my Queen.

I have something for you.

[footsteps pattering]

You think the Queen would,

uh, go for a guy like me?

I mean, uh, I've got muscles.

I'm strong, hmm!

I think you might be too late.

Mm.

Oh...

Ah. [sighs]

[Snow White] This is for you.

- And Winston.

- Ooh! Mm.

- And Elora.

- [gasps]

Thank you, thank you.

- [wrapping paper rips]

- [gasps]

"To Hans who want to knows

all the world!" [laughs]

[wrapping paper rustles]

I am, um, mm... [gasps]

"Overwhelmed." [chuckles]

Um... Mm...

"Gratified." [chuckles]

And wait, wait. [laughs, gasps]

Thank you! [laughs]

[exclaims]

For you, because

you light our path.

Oh. [exhales]

Come here, you big lug.

[both laugh]

What is "lug" anyway?

[wrapping paper rustles]

Ooh, new socks.

Thank you!

[Elora] You didn't open yours.

- Thank you.

- It's from all of us.

[wrapping paper rustles]

If you ever need our help,

just blow it,

and we'll come running.

That's so sweet.

["We Wish You

A Merry Christmas" chiming]

Hmm.

May I open it now?

[gentle music playing]

- [The Prince clears throat]

- [window clacks]

- [magic chiming]

- [gentle choral music playing]

Look, it's snowing.

[gentle music continues]

[clears throat]

And...

I've got something for you.

[necklace rattles]

- [light chuckle]

- [magic chiming]

It's beautiful.

- Do you like it?

- I love it.

Stunning.

[footsteps pattering]

[choir singing] We wish you

a Merry Christmas

We wish you

a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

and a happy...

[mirror] Ho, ho, ho,

Merry Christmas to all.

[chuckles]

...New year!

[owl hoots]

- [soft chiming music playing]

- [soldier groaning]

- [wolf howls]

- I preferred

when the Queen was evil.

B-blast it.

[music ends]

[vibrant choral music playing]

[soft instrumental

Christmas music playing]

[soft instrumental

music playing]

["O Come All Ye Faithful"

instrumental playing]

[music ends]
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