07x20 - Allison

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Happy Days". Aired: January 15, 1974 – July 19, 1984.*
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Set during the 1950's, the series revolves around teenager Richie and his family who owns a hardware store and Fonzie, who would eventually become Richie's best friend.
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07x20 - Allison

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♪ Sunday, monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, wednesday happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, friday happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Happy and free ♪

-♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Share them with me ♪

-♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Goodbye, gray sky hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothin' can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

[Instrumental break]

♪ Sunday, monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, wednesday happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, friday happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Share them with me ♪

-♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Happy and free ♪

-♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ Happy days ♪

Marion! Your dream boy's home!

Cary grant?

No, your other dream boy, sweetheart.

Well, you are certainly in a good mood, howard.

Why shouldn't I be? I have a beautiful wife,

My business is up, and my weight is down!

Oh, that's wonderful, howard.

How much weight did you lose?

Guess.

Fifteen pounds?

Almost. Three.

Watch this. [Inhales deeply]

Oh, howard. Now, careful, dear.

The last time you did that,

We had to cut you out of that belt.

Hey, look at this.

It looks like those squash seeds I ordered

Finally came, huh?

Joanie: hi, dad.

Oh, hi, sweetheart.

Loosen your belt. Your eyes are bulging.

They're not bulging. I'm just alert.

Oh, now, wha

-

-

Now, this really makes me angry!

Will you look at this?!

It's from the electric company.

They say if I don't pay this bill,

They're gonna turn off our lights!

Oh, now, don't get yourself upset.

Play with your squash seeds.

Oh!

I'm gonna settle this once and for all.

This is getting ridiculous.

Your father is one take

-Charge guy.

Hello. Hello. The electric company?

Is this the billing department?

Yeah, well, this is howard cunningham.

Now, listen. What's the matter with you people?

This notice that you sent me today

Says that I owe you $,..

$,...

$...

And cents.

How could anybody spend that much on electricity?

Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

You mean to say if I don't pay this bill,

You're gonna shut off our lights?

Ha!! I'd like to see you try it, bucko!

Listen, I didn't mean to yell.

Richie: come on, fonz.

I told my dad I'd straighten this thing out for him.

Richie, this is our third department.

Don't you think you need a little of my assistance?

No, thank you, fonz, but the lady from customer service said

This was definitely gonna be the right department.

You just watch my smoke.

You're on.

May I help you?

Yeah, he's got the smoke.

Yes, uh, I have a problem here.

[Buzzes]

Lunch time!

Wait a minute. Where are you going?

You heard the computer. I've got to go to lunch!

Hey, who runs this computer?

Allison curtis.

Well, I sure told him.

Yeah, you were really on fire.

And allison curtis is one vision of...

♪ Loveliness ♪

Well, I guess I'll go talk to her about this

-

-

Ah, this is my department,

And I will get you a discount.

[Snaps fingers]

[In singsong voice] allison.

[Snaps fingers]

[Snaps fingers]

Richie, I need a chair.

Yeah, sure. Here, fonz. Here you go.

She didn't respond to...

[Snaps fingers]

Life as I know it is over.

Richie: fonz. Fonz, wait a minute. Look, look.

She couldn't hear you. She's deaf.

Oh! She's deaf.

My vision of loveliness is deaf.

Yeah, life as you know it is not over.

Whoa!

A lot of companies are using deaf employees now,

You know, like her and her friend there.

Yeah, well, let me tell you something.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

I'll write her a note.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

Here, you write her a note.

Bad idea.

I love the way you swoosh your l's.

Fonz, I can't write a note to her.

Somethin' romantic, all right? Come on.



-Romantic.

-Yeah.

Your beauty... Cannot be...surpassed.

[Soft music plays]

Will you

-

- Will you join me...

For an afternoon of smiles?

Oh, I got it. That's good.

That's too good.

Hey, fonz! Fonz!

Oh, fonz.

Rich. You busy? No? Good.

Thanks very much. I need your help.

Allison's birthday tomorrow, right?

I want to sing that song everybody sings

On somebody's birthday.

"Happy birthday"?

[Sarcastically] I think that's the one, yeah.

I want to learn it in sign language.

I bought this book.

Sign language, huh?

Yeah. All right, let's get down to it.

Well, it looks like

You're getting kind of serious about allison.

Well, then you're lookin' in the wrong place

'Cause I ain't gettin' serious.

Oh. [Clears throat]

Didn't you see her every day last week?

Hey, what are you, her mother?

Fonz, why can't you just admit

That you're treating this girl like someone special?

Hey, I treat every chick special, you know?

I mean, all right, so she's tender, you know?

So she looks great, you know?

I mean, so she understands every word I say

Without hearin' one of 'em, you know?

I tell you somethin'

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There is somethin' in this chick

That I have never seen... Anyplace in my life before.

But you don't think she's special.

That's right. Let's go!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Okay. "Happy birthday"

-

-

Page

-

- There we go.

All right.

Uh, "happy."

I got "happy." Look at this.

"Happy"!

No, no. This is "happy."

"Happy." Huh?

What are you, nutso?

This is a lot happier than this.

Can we go on? Do you want to do this right?

All right

-

- "Happy." "Happy."

Uh, "birthday."

I got "birthday." This she'll understand.

Want a piece?

You know, that's good.

That is really good.

♪ Happy bir

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- ♪

That's not it.

You got to break it in two words here.

It says you got to use "born"..."Day."

Let me get this straight. You want me to say "bornday"?

I say "bornday," this chick is gonna think I'm a nitwit.

Fonz, a lot of the signs have more than one meaning.

I'm sure this is right

-

- "Born"..."Day."

"Born"..."Day."

That's it. Right.

"Happy"..."Born"..."Day."

"To you!"

All right, you see that? You got that half right.

That book's gettin' smarter.

That's right for "you."

You got to put a "to" in front of it.

You put your fingers together

-

- "To."

This is "to"?

"To"..."You."



-All right.

-Okay.

"Happy"..."Born"..."Day"...

♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy born day to you ♪

♪ Happy born day... ♪

"Dear"

-

- You don't got to look in the book.

I got "dear."

Are you kiddin' with "dear"?

That's "dear."

You look just like bambi.

Are you makin' fun of bambi?

No. No. No one would do that.

Oh, all right, here's "dear"

-

-

Oh. "Dear."

Is that a joke? It looks like you got spaghetti on your chin!

That's the way it says you do "dear" in the book!

Here it is

-

- "Dear"! Here it is

-

- "Dear"!

Okay. Okay.

[Slowly] ♪ happy born day, dear ♪

"Allison"

-

- I don't got anything for "allison."

Uh, I don't think that they have signs for names,

So we're gonna have to try the alphabet, spell it out.

There are a lot of letters in "allison."

Couldn't I point to the girl?

No. Here's the alphabet right here.

Okay, "a."

"A."

Good, good.

Uh, "l."



-"L."

-"L."

I just did that.

There's two l's in "allison."

I knew that. "L."

"I."

"I."

You got that. Good.

Okay, uh, "s."

"S."

All right, now, on "s,"

You got to

-

- Fonz, you got to take mr. Thumb,

And put him on the outside of his friends fingers.

Mr. Thumb. Ha ha!

Do me one favor.

Huh?

Just don't touch my fingers.

I'm sorry. Okay, uh...

All right. "S."

"O."

"O."

"N."



-"N."

-Yeah. That's it.

You got it. Okay, let's practice.

Come on, let's practice.

A

-L

-L

-I

-S with mr. Thumb.



-I think I'll practice it at home, all right?

-Okay.

It's a good thing for you I'm a quick study. You know what I mean?

Well, you're doing very well, fonz.

You should be proud of yourself.

Why should I be proud?

The fonz is no stranger to sign language.

Aaaay!

All: ♪ happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear al... ♪

Keep it goin'!

A

-L

-L

-I

-S

-O

-N!



-Yo!

- ♪ ...lison ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Hold it. Hold it.

This is a private convo, huh?

Oh, sorry, fonz.

All right.

"Where is the powder room?"

Be my guest.

Whoa.

Hey, fonz, any requests?

Oh, no, I'm goin' up to inspiration point.

With allison?

No, I thought I'd take ralph this time.

Yes, with allison.

Yeah. Could we talk for a minute about this?

What, is this a major convo here?

I think this would qualify as a convo, yes.



-In my office.

-All right.

I don't believe this! Conference is over!

Get out of my chair. I own the place.

I don't know why you're so angry.

I didn't know I was goin' into my private office

With dear abby!



-You're tellin' me about girls?

-Yes, I am.



-Do I ever tell you about girls?

-Constantly!

And you're lucky I do!

I'm just telling you. If you lead this girl on, you're gonna hurt allison.

Fonz, I just don't think you should play

"Love her and leave her" with this girl. That's all.

Is this little lecture over yet?

Yeah. I'm sorry you think it's some kind of dumb lecture.

I had a thought. That's all.

Excuse me for one second.

Let me tell you somethin'. Relax yourself, will you?

I appreciate what you're sayin'.

I don't like it, but I appreciate it.

Hello.

You want to go look at the moon

Close up with me?

This means "yes."

So long.

All right. Wait. Wait one second, fonz.

Excuse me. Tell her to excuse me.

Excuse me one more second, all right?

You're taking her to inspiration point?

That's right.

I thought you just said you weren't gonna play

"Love her and leave her" with allison!

Let me ask you a question, mr. Know

-It

-All

-

-

Who ever said I was gonna leave her?!

Rich, why are we smiling?

Fonzie's in love.

Allison.

[Slowly] I am sorry I dragged you here.

I told my friends you and I would help them.

You don't mind, huh?

Whoa.

You...

Are very special.

Yeah, you're welcome.

All right, now, this part is a little harder here.

Uh, all right.

Most of the time, I date a lot of girls.

And I'm talkin' a lot of girls.

From now on, you are uno in my heart.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

You understand?

So then it's okay.

It's not okay.

Uh, I don't understand.

It's very hard to tell me what you want to tell me.

Well, try. Try.

Yeah, yeah. Try.

Oh.

Yeah, it's very nice to meet you.

"The same here."

I understand that. I'm very cool.

Listen, would you excuse us for, like, a second?

This is what you wanted to talk to me about.

All right, hey, I'm all ears. Go ahead.

Ha ha ha!

I must have gotten my signals mixed.

I thought you said you love him.

You love him.

She loves him.

I got it.

You feel more comfortable with this bozo

'Cause he's deaf.

I'm not deaf.

He's not deaf!

He's not deaf.

I assure you,

"Bozo" did not come out of my mouth.

Let me ask you a question

-

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If you could talk, why do you do this so good?

Well, I learned sign language

So I could talk to allison.

She's worth talking to.

You're not whistlin' "dixie."

I learned "happy birthday." Do you know "happy birthday"?

Both: ♪ happy bir

-

- ♪

You know that, too, huh? You know that, too.

Let me explain.

Allison and I have been dating on and off

For three years

-

-

All right, hold it, hold it, hold it.

I do not cut into somebody else's dance.

Oh, no, no. No, it's okay.

You see, before you came along, allison seemed to think

I was only asking her out

Because I felt sorry for her.

Hey, how could you think that?

I mean, that's ridiculous.

But dating you made her realize

How attractive she really is.

Hey, what's "attractive"? Show me "attractive."

You...

Especially to me.

Yeah, I can dig it. I can dig it.

See, you've made two people very happy.

This morning...i asked allison to marry me.

She said, "yes."

Isn't that wonderful?

That's wonderful.

Listen, it was nice to meet you

And say thank you.

Yeah, it was nice to meet you, too.

I'll wait outside, okay?

You know what?

I understood what he said here.

That's "dear."

You and me stay friends?

Sure! What, are you kiddin'?

I...

Uh...want

-

-

I want you...

To have a nice life.

Yeah? You be happy.

Yeah.

[Groaning] wooo!

[Sighs]

Yeah.

Uh, I expect to be invited to your wedding.

Sure. Yeah.

See you around.

♪ Happy birthday... ♪

[Breathlessly] to you.

Happy birthday...

Oh, hey, fonz.

Look, dad gave me the canceled check.

They ought to realize now that it's

-

-

That's it! That's the bill!

That's great, fonz. Hey, did allison find that?

Where is she? I'd like to thank her for it.

Hey, I sent her away, you know?

I let her go.

Just like you said,

I was gonna break her heart anyway.

Yeah. The other day at arnold's,

I thought you said that you were never

-

-

I changed my mind, all right?



-All right. All right.

-All right.

What do you mean by "all right"?

Fonz, if you don't want to talk about it,

Then you don't have to talk about it.

Yeah.

I'll give you a ride home on my bike.

Oh, yeah. I'd love to, fonz.

My car's parked downstairs

-

-

I said I'll give you a ride home on my bike.

Sure, fonz.

Yeah.

Wait a minute, fonz.

Yeah?

You're...o

-K.

No, no. Mr. Thumb has to go over here.

♪ Goodbye, gray sky hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothin' can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Happy and free ♪

-♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪



-♪ Share them with me ♪

-♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ Happy days ♪
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