What's Up Doc? (1950)

[bunniefuu]

[Chorus]
Hooray for Hollywood

That screwy,
bally-Hooey hollywood

Where any office boy
or young mechanic

Can be a panic

With just
a good-Looking pan

[Phone ringing]

[Bugs] eh, start talking.
It's your nickel.

Who? Disassociated press?

The public has been demanding
my life story?

Well, I can tell it to you
right over the phone!

You got your pencil ready?

First, I was born,
which goes without sayin'.

But even in the hospital,
the day I arrived,

I knew I was different
from the other kids.

I couldn't figure out why,
at first.

Then, suddenly
it came to me!

I was a rabbit
in a human world.

I soon displayed
a talent for music.

My parents gave me
a toy piano to play with

And I took to it
right away.

[Playing]

When I was a little older,
I was sent to dancing school.

At school recitals,

I was always selected
to demonstrate various dances.

[Panting]

After graduation,
I was ready for the big time.

[Phone ringing]

And offers poured in!

Eh, this will
never be a hit.

After much consideration,

I finally accepted an
important part in the hit show

Girl of the golden vest.

[All]
oh, we are the boys
of the chorus

We hope you like our show

We know
you're rootin' for us

But now we have to go

Then came,
wearing of the grin.

Oh, we are the boys
of the chorus

We hope you like our show

We know
you're rootin' for us

But now we have to go

Then my big smash,
rosie's cheeks.

Oh, we are the boys
of the chorus

We hope you like our show

We know
you're rootin' for us

But now we have to go

Finally, my big chance came.

The star was sick
and I was to take his place.

That night, I gave my all.

[Tap dancing]

- [Frogs croaking]
- [Crickets chirping]

[Scoffs] back to the chorus!
Phooey!

I'm through with show business
until I get the right part.

[Bugs] things were tough
that year.

A lot of actors
were out of work.

Hey, fellas!
Here comes Elmer Fudd,

That big vaudeville star.

I hear he's looking
for a partner for his act.

Mammy! Mammy!
Here's your sonny boy!

Nobody else's.
Look at me, mammy!

Mammy, mammy,
mammy, mammy, mammy...

every morning,
every evening,
ain't we got fun?

Not much money,
but, oh, honey,
ain't we got fun?

You must have been
a beautiful baby

Boo-Boo-Boo bah
boo-Boo-Boo bo-O-O-O!

Bugs bunny!

Why are you hanging
around with these guys?

They'll never amount
to anything.

You got too much talent.

I need you in my act.
I'll give you equal billing.

You'll be a star!
You're great!

You're wonderful! I need you!
What do you say, bugs?

[Bugs] we rehearsed the act
and opened in peoria.

[Trumpet blowing]

I don't know, Mr. Fudd.

What is it that has
legs and flies?

A horse in summertime,
stupid!

Yuk, yuk, yuk,
yuk, yuk, yuk!

[Train rumbling]

I give up, mr. Fudd.

Why is the state
of ohio different?

Because it's high
in the middle

And round on both ends!

Oh-Hi-Oh!

Yuk, yuk, yuk,
yuk, yuk, yuk!

[Train whistling]

I think I'll try
some changes in the act,

The next performance.

Hey, pinhead, do you know
how to make antifreeze?

Yeah, hide her nightgown!

Yuk, yuk, yuk,
yuk, yuk, yuk!

[Audience laughing]

Eh, what's up, doc?

[Audience applauding]

Hey, we got something, doc.
Let's do it again.

Eh, what's up, doc?

[Audience cheering]

[Bugs] we were a smash hit.

Offers poured in
from all over the country.

And then came hollywood,
and warner brothers,

Where I was launched
on my film career.

[Director]
ok, roll 'em!

[Movie camera whirring]

Eh, what's up, doc?

What's cookin'?

What's up, doc?

Oh, you're lookin'
for bugs bunny bunting

Duck has gone a-Hunting

Just to get
a rabbit skin

But now the rabbit's
gone again

What's up, doc?

What's cookin'?

Hey! Look out! Stop!

You're gonna hurt someone
with that old shotgun

Eh, what's up, doc?

[Both]
we really mean it

What's

Up

Doc?

And today I'm starting
my first picture.

A part written
especially for me.

Whoops! I'm due
on the set. Goodbye!

Oh, we are the boys
of the chorus

We hope you like
our show

We know
you're rootin' for us

But now we have to go