01x27 - O Games

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Odd Squad". Aired: November 26, 2014 – July 8, 2022.*
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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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01x27 - O Games

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My name is Agent Olive.

This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is a paper swan before it's folded.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange, weird,

and, especially, odd. Our job is to put things right again.

(theme music)

(whinnying)

- Ah! - Hi-yah!

- Come on, buddy! Come on! - Where are we going?!

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

- And that concludes

"Tube safety and you."

- So basically, we have to do this, when we're in the tubes.

- Yep, that's pretty much it.

- O'Leary, why did that take hours?!

- I get lonely sometimes.

(alarm signal) - Code Purple!

- But that means-- - (all): The O Games are here!

- What are the O Games?!

(glorious music)

- Welcome, one and all, to the O Games!

(applause)

Oscar, commence with the ringing of the bells!

(melodious bell ringing)

- What are the O Games?

- It's a day-long competition where agents compete

in a bunch of odd games, like the -meter pudding toss,

or invisible tug of w*r, or curling.

The best part? The winner gets to be Ms. O for a day.

- I'm so into that. - Mm-hmm.

- (shouting): To pick this year's contestants

is last year's winner: Agent Olive!

(applause) (glorious music)

- And you got to be Ms. O for a day?

- Yep. And it was incredible.

♪♪♪

I LOVE SPORTS! - Olive!

Stop dreaming about the best day you ever had and get up here!

- Sorry, Ms. O. - Olive will now "commenceth"

the "drawingth" of the "namesth" from the "thingyth."

- Right!

The first contestant is...

"Agent , Agent Oren."

"Number , Dr. O!" (applause)

". Agent Octavia."

"Number ." - Ah, so close!

- Otto... - I'm number .

(applause) Hey, guys.

- And this year's final O-Games contestant is...

"...Agent ."

(kids gasping)

- But that's Todd! (Todd laughing maniacally)

- It's Odd Todd now!

Hello, everyone! Howdy, partner.

- I'm not your partner anymore.

- You say potato, I say French toast with jam.

- You can't play in the games, you don't work here anymore.

- Oh, really? CONSULT THE STONE TABLETS!

- Ahem! Over here. - Oh! Sorry about that.

Yeah, of course. - I'll just move it over here.

(Oscar grunting)

I'll just read it here then. Odd Todd's right.

It says right here that any agent past or present

may take part in the O Games. (Odd Todd chuckling)

- So I'm gonna play, and I'm gonna win.

And when I become Ms. O for a day,

I'm going to shut down Odd Squad, FOREVER!

(laughing diabolically)

- He can't do that. - Ms. O, you can't let Odd Todd do this.

- Can't help, my hands are tied...

with licorice.

It's this weird O-Games tradition.

O-Games rules are O-Games rules.

- But we can't b*at him,

he's an evil genius! - Otto...

you can do this.

Take your time, think things through,

pay close attention to all the directions,

and you can't lose.

- Can we stop talking about feelings and get to the point

where I shut down Odd Squad forever? Please?

- Ms. O, where do the O Games take place?

- Right here. (glorious music)

- Whoa! How did we get here?

- This bad boy can do just about anything,

except maybe juice.

The O Games consist of four challenges.

The last one to complete each challenge will be eliminated

until only one person remains.

- In other words, me.

- Oscar, tell them what they'll be competing in first.

- Thanks, Ms. O.

It's everyone's favorite: Blob Toss!

- Blob toss? I love that! (agents agreeing)

- (girl): Ohh...

- Yeah, they're super gross.

- Mmmm! Lemony!

- Your job is to get points.

- As you can see,

there are many ways to add up to the number .

You can throw a blob into the circle obviously.

Or you can aim for the circle, which is a little bit closer,

but you'll have to get blobs into there,

because plus equals .

Or you can aim for the nearest circle, which is points.

That's , , , , .

So, that's blobs you have to throw into the circle

to get to .

- Oh! Uh, question. Here! Here, here! Question!

- Yes, Odd Todd. - Oh, that's me. Right.

Um, can you score for other people?

♪♪♪ - Uh...

the tablet doesn't say anything about that.

- Good.

points for me!

points for Oren,

points for Dr. O and points for Otto!

(Odd Todd laughing evilly)

- Hey, why did you leave me out? - Nothing personal,

Octavia, but someone had to go, so Odd Todd

can be Ms. O. - What?! Can he do that?!

Boo! Boo, Odd Todd! (agents booing)

- (sadly): Octavia is eliminated.

- Hee! Hee! Hee!

(agents sighing)

- Nothing good ever happens to me.

- It's OK, Octavia.

It's gonna be OK.

- Contestants, we move on to the second O-Game challenge,

the -Centigurp dash. Using those boxes over there,

you must collect no more and no less

than Centigurps. - Also, I updated the tablets

so that you can't score for other people, Odd Todd.

- BOOO!

- (all): YAAAH!

- Question: if we're over here,

why are the Centigurp boxes over there?

- Because these little bad boys are fast.

♪♪♪

Let the games begin...

(Centigurps squeaking) ...now!

(Odd Todd whistling a tune)

- Come on, Otto! You can do this!

- I've done this before. Grab a box!

There's , , , , spots in each,

so just fill up the boxes and we know there's in each.

- When you count by fives! - Way easier way to keep track.

- And we're off to quite a start. Dr. O,

Otto, and Oren are each racing to collect

Centigurps to go on to the next round,

while Odd Todd is... relaxing?

(Centigurps squeaking)

- Why does everybody seem so far away?

- Try, uh... spinning it around.

- Oh!

(Centigurps squeaking)

- Oh-hmm! - What are you

doing, Todd? - First of all, it's Odd Todd

now. Second of all, I'm winning!

And fifth of all, I'm going to eliminate you

next, Oren. Hahahaha! - But how?!

- We got a real barn burner tonight, folks.

The contestants have been busy grabbing Centigurps and stuffing them into boxes.

Dr. O is in the lead with boxes of Centigurps,

which is , , ,

Centigurps total.

- Faster! WHOOO! (agents cheering)

- Agents Oren and Otto are close behind

with boxes each. That's , , Centigurps.

And Odd Todd is still sitting at points.

And he's also actually... sitting.

- Oh, hey, Oren! Your shoelace is untied.

- No, it's not.

- I meant the one up here. - What?!

- Come on, come on, come on, guys!

- , , , , .

I have boxes. , , ,

, . I did it!

(agents cheering) - Dr. O moves on to the next round!

- Yes! - Yes!

- Looks like we've got a doctor in the house. Haha!

- In the boxes! Faster! - , , , , !

I have boxes too. (agents cheering)

- Otto moves on to the next round!

- Nice work, partner. - Catch 'em! Catch 'em! Whoo!

- Well, Oren, for a second,

I actually thought you were gonna b*at me.

- I will b*at you! You're not doing anything!

- Not doing anything?!

I just learned how to speak Centigurp!

(shouting in "Centigurp")

- Ugh! What? (Odd Todd laughing mockingly)

- on this arm, on that arm,

on each leg,

and on my head!

- (Oscar): Centigurps in places -

that's , , , , .

- No! - No!

- That's cheating! - Come on!

- Odd Todd moves on to the next round.

Oren is eliminated.

(electronic beeping) - Ugh!

No! No! No!

(exclamations of frustration)

- Ya-ah! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Who's the best? Odd Todd is! Odd Todd is!

(glorious music)

(Odd Todd chuckling) Two down,

two to go.

(cackling)

- Uh-oh!

- To be continued.

♪♪♪

- Greetings, agents. I'm Oscar with today's Odd Report.

O'Connor? - (O'Connor): Coming at ya!

- As you can see, we have a salsa front moving in

from this way. Too bad it's not a little lower,

because it's gonna miss the giant tortilla chips down here.

That would have been delicious.

Also, we know it's gonna be raining cats and dogs.

The good news is we know exactly how many animals are coming our way.

O'Connor, if you could zoom in. - (O'Connor): Zooming in!

- Perfect! So, each one of these big-dog clouds

rain exactly dogs each.

So instead of having to count every individual big dog,

we can just count the clouds by .

, woof!

, woof!

, woof!

Big dogs. And small-dog clouds

rain exactly dogs each, so we can count by fives.

, woof!

, woof!

, woof!

, woof!

Small dogs. And the cat clouds

rain exactly cats each, so we count by twos.

, meow!

, meow!

, meow!

, brrr! Aw, haha!

- (O'Connor): Yeah, cats! - So to sum it all up,

we're asking all available agents to come to the spot

with your dog-and-cat- catch-inators to catch

the big dogs - woof -

small dogs - woof -

and cats. Meow! - (O'Connor): Wrap it up!

- Also, if any agents would like to take any of these animals

home as pets, that would be great.

See, I would, but I still got my hands full

from last week's bunny storm.

I named them all Oscar Junior.

That one's my favorite.

- And now the rest of the story.

(glorious music)

- (Oscar): Welcome back to the O Games where the winner

gets to be Ms. O for the entire day! Take it away, Ms. O.

- We're at the midway point of the competition.

Agents Octavia and Oren have both been eliminated,

leaving only Otto, Dr. O, and Odd Todd.

Odd Todd being the guy who wants to shut down

Odd Squad forever. No pressure.

(laughing) - Oh, isn't this exciting?

- For the next event, you'll be given rings each.

The rule states you must hang on to your rings.

If you put them down, someone can pick them up.

- Ooh!

- Each ring will earn you points,

and you'll need to use all of them to get to points.

- Hmm! Sounds simple enough.

And how do we get to a hundred?

- By tossing a ring around a robot princess.

Releasing the robot princesses!

- ♪ Lalalalalala lala lala ♪

- (agents): Whoa!

- Awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

- The robot-princess challenge

is the most difficult challenge in the O Games.

- I agree with you, Oscar. - rings, sh**ting lasers,

robot princess, ruins.

- Less talking, more watching! - Let's see how these agents do.

- Come on, guys! You can do this!

- Go, whoo! - Come on, guys!

Yah! (agents cheering)

(dramatic music) (both screaming)

- OK, don't run away, I want to braid your hair.

- Hide behind that rock! - Careful!

- Do you like my dress? (Otto and Dr. O screaming)

Let's have a tea party.

- Ah! - ♪ Lalalalala lala lala ♪

- Otto, we can do this! - You really think so?

- Not at all. It's just something I thought I should say.

- Uh-oh! Looks like Otto and the doctor

are scared of princesses! Hahahaha!

- Odd Todd is first on the board scoring points.

- I don't like the look

of this. - No? I thought I did

a pretty decent job making these headphones out of rock.

Then again, I guess I could have made them with--

- Not the headphones! That!

- Oh, right! Uh... And we're back!

- Come on! You can do this! - Go!

- Come on, guys! Yah! (Odd Todd cackling)

- ♪ Lalalalala lala la ♪ - Otto, we can't win

if we're hiding behind a rock. - You're right!

- Then why aren't you moving? - I thought you were gonna go.

- Well, let's go together. - Deal.

- (both): Shields up!

- Alright!

- Aww, you have cute, little shields!

- Throw one of your rings!

You got one!

- I did? I did! - (Otto): Yeah.

(cheering) - Nice one, Doctor!

Nice one! - Dr. O threw one ring

putting her on the board with points. Odd Todd is throwing rings

every which way from Sunday - on his back, over his head,

totally blind?! - Woohee! Woohoo!

(laughing)

Whoo-ah!

Yah! Woohoo!

YEEEE...

AAAH! - ♪ La lala lala ♪

- Hahahaha! Ha! - Wowza!

It's a miracle! Odd Todd scores rings.

That bring his score from to ,

, , , points.

He only needs to land more rings or points

to get to .

♪♪♪ - Ah-yaa!

- (Oscar): Whoa! rings for points!

Dr. O is on a roll now

landing more rings, bringing her score

from to , , , ,

points! She's now tied with Odd Todd.

And Otto still remains at points.

- Probably because he's hiding being

a big rock. - Otto, you can't win if you don't throw your rings!

- I can't get one of these around one of those,

I'm terrible at sports!

- Otto, if I stopped doing things I'm terrible at,

I wouldn't be a doctor!

- You probably shouldn't tell anyone that!

- Here comes a robot princess!

Throw! ♪♪♪

- Do you like my dress? - AAAH!

I don't know what I'm doing!

- Uh-oh!

- Uh-oh!

Whoa! I got a whole bunch!

- Whoa! Otto makes a miracle throw

bringing his score to , , ,

, , ,

, , , points!

(agents cheering) - Nice!

- Go, Otto!

- Yes! I got a hundred. Whoo! ♪ Budum budum ♪

- I knew you could do it! - Otto moves on

to the final round. Who will be joining him?

Odd Todd and Dr. O still remain at .

♪♪♪ - You should update

your board, Oscar. - ♪ Lalala lala lala ♪

♪ Lala ♪

♪ Lala ♪

- Yes! - Unbelievable!

Dr. O scores more robot princesses

bringing her score from

to , , points.

- OH NO, NOOO!

- (agents): YES! YES! YES!

- ♪ Lala ♪

- We've got ourselves a tight race.

Odd Todd scored more bringing

his score from to , ,

points. Odd Todd and Dr. O

are tied again. Both of them have one ring left.

Who will be the first one to score and move on to the next round?

- ME!

- Ouch! Looks like Odd Todd is out of rings.

Not sure how he's gonna get to a hundred now.

Looks like it's the end of the O Games for him.

(agents cheering)

- Argh!

Ah! Ah! My knee! (Odd Todd moaning)

- Uh-oh! Odd Todd appears to be injured.

- Hold on! I'll help!

- It's a trick! Don't fall for it!

- No, no, no, no! Don't do it! It's a trick!

- Maybe, but I'm a doctor, not a mind reader.

Can you wiggle your toes? - No, it hurts too much.

I'm cured! Thanks, Doc!

- (Oscar): In a dramatic turn of events,

Odd Todd gets points and moves on to the final round.

(laughing) - (Otto): That's cheating!

That's cheating! - No.

It's my fault. Ms. O said in the rules that we had

to hold onto our rings or someone else could take them.

- But he tricked you so it's not fair-- - No. Doctor's orders.

- Dr. O is eliminated.

(Odd Todd laughing) - Yes!

- (agents): Awww!

- Well done, Doc

- It's like I always say to my patients: I tried my best.

- Before we move on to the final round,

I should mention that guests of the O Games stayed at the Shchmembers Hotel

by the airport. - As do most airline captains

and flight attendants. And why not?

We have an invisible-water pool,

an egg buffet featuring different eggs,

our rooms come with two beds

or one larger bed if you push them together,

and all our guests enjoy a complimentary glass of orange juice.

Juicer can be purchased at the front desk for ,.

- Take it away, Ms. O. - Two places remain -

Odd Todd and Agent Otto. But only one of them will win,

and be me for the day. - Hmm!

- Let the final game begin!

Welcome to the maze!

Your task is to find the hidden key.

These are the directions to where the key lies.

How does this thing not make juice?

Read the directions very carefully!

The game begins NOW!

- "The key to success may seem hard to get...

(Odd Todd laughing)

- Seriously?

You're just making this way too easy.

You're just like your super-slow partner Scribbles.

Watch and learn. ♪♪♪

- Otto, take your time,

read the instructions carefully, and you can't lose.

- (Otto): The key to success may seem hard to get. You run down

the maze entrance and turn to your left.

Keep running straight till the count of .

Then, you look to your right when you arrive.

Turn right at the corner. You run some more

and come to a wall that looks like the floor. Then you see,

"something you didn't before."

All of a sudden, there's a pain in your heart.

You should have read carefully. The key is back at the start.

- NOOOOOOO!

- "The key is back at the start."

(Otto grunts with effort)

(kids cheering)

I got it! I got the key!

- Congratulations, Agent Otto,

you're the winner of the O Games.

(agents cheering)

(Otto singing happily)

- You may have won the battle, Otto,

BUT YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE w*r!

- Yap, yap, yap.

(laughing) - Yeah, it's a good one.

- Oh yeah!

♪♪♪

- First things first, I want a pizza.

Then, I want a party. Then, I want Soundcheck

to come for a concert.

Scratch that! I want Soundcheck to bring me the pizza.

And make all the instruments made out of pizza too.

- Maybe things would have been less odd if Todd won.

- (Ms. O): Yeah. - (Oscar): Totally.

- Shh! Important business here.

♪♪♪

(roaring)

- Attention, sports fans, a giant golf ball is on the loose.

The good news is that you can make

a hole for it to drop into using the hole-in-onator gadget.

Did you forget your hole-in-onator gadget?

Not to worry. Every Odd Squad gadget

has a number on the bottom of it.

(Ding!)

You can combine gadgets to make the gadget that you need.

In this case, the hole-in-onator gadget is the number .

There are lots of numbers that you can combine to make .

You can use and , and ,

and , and ,

or, like these agents, and .

♪♪♪

(Ding-ding-ding-ding!) Congratulations!

You made yourself hole-in-onator gadget.

Now, all you've got to do is keep your eyes open for the giant, speeding...

golf ball. Ah.

(agents moaning)

- Start now? No. Oh, OK. And now an official message f

Hi! My name is Agent Ooctavia.

I mean, Octavia. Blah.

I've been at Odd Squad for years.

I mean, years. Can we start over?

"My name is Octavia. I've been here for years."

One of my best qualities is that I'm always calm, cool, and collected.

- OCTAVIA! - Ah! What did I do? Am I fired?

That's not good! That's not good!

One thing you might be "blinterested" in. I mean, interested in.

One thing is my partner, Oz, is invisible.

(Oz blowing his nose)

If I'm known for one thing around here,

it's my awesome shadow puppets.

Rock!

Beach ball!

Cantaloupe.

This is "Ogent Actavia" signing off.

Can we just reset the whole thing?

(electronic music playing)

(victory musical cue)

[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]
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