02x32 - It Takes Goo To Make A Feud Go Right / Friends of Odd Squad

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02x32 - It Takes Goo To Make A Feud Go Right / Friends of Odd Squad

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[Otis] Coming up next

on Odd Squad...

[Ms. O] This is Queen Goo from the Land of Goo.

I accidentally scheduled a meeting with her sworn enemy.

You and Otis need to get them out of here

before they unleash goo all over headquarters.

Queen Goo?

King Barry?

[Odd Squad] No, no! Please!

My name is Agent Olympia,

this is my partner, Agent Otis,

this will not cut the mustard,

but back to Otis and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange,

weird,

and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Ms. O] "It Takes Goo

to Make a Feud Go Right."

There you two are.

Something very odd has happened.

Wait, where's Otis?

Oh, Otis is still on his lunch break.

He's a slow eater.

This is agent Omir.

I asked him to come with me

just for balance, you know?

It's kind of like a symmetry thing.

[growls]

That's your cue to go.

I have my own question:

why is there a band in here?

[♪♪♪]

This is a house band that I've hired

to make my meetings more enjoyable.

It's a -day free trial.

Oh, cool!

Do they need a lead singer?

[growls]

This is Queen Goo from the Land of Goo,

and I have a meeting with her right now.

That is a problem because...

Because I accidentally scheduled a meeting

with her sworn enemy, King Barry from Goo Land,

at the same time!

Yeah, I'm already confused.

Please continue.

They both think they have nothing in common,

being something they both like,

which is why they're always arguing.

Last year, I accidentally invited them both here

at the same time.

It was horrible.

[sighs]

[both] You!

Then it happened again last month.

[both] You!

[Ms. O sighs]

I really need to get better

at scheduling my meetings.

In the meantime, you and Otis need to get them out of here

before they see each other

and unleash goo all over headquarters.

If we can help these goo people

find something they both like,

they can stop causing oddness.

And since we'd be settling a longtime feud,

we'd get our spot in the Odd Squad history books twice!

Twice?

Once in the introduction,

and then in the chapter of "Amazing Wins".

Maybe even three times if we could get a photo.

Olympia!

But I have a solution.

What brings people together?

Rope.

No, food.

Sitting around the table,

sharing a meal you both like,

that's one of my most favorite things.

You might be onto something, Olympia.

You and Otis talk to them separately,

and find out something they both like.

The band will play you out.

[Drummer] One, two...

[♪♪♪]

Lunch with Ms. O?

This pleases me.

Queen Goo, what do you like to eat?

Oh, I'm not very picky.

I only eat foods that are colored orange.

Orange? Like carrots and oranges?

Oh, I suppose so,

but my most favorite orange-colored foods

are delicious traffic cones, life vests,

and rays from a sunset.

How do you eat a sunset?

Very well, thank you.

Where is Ms. O?

I thought we were going to have lunch.

Did I stumble into the wrong Odd Squad again?

I keep doing that.

Last year, it was Toledo.

Are we in Toledo?

No, no, no, no, you'll be meeting Ms. O for lunch.

We just need to know what type of food you like.

Oh, I'm easy-breezy.

I only eat food in the shape of spheres.

That's a perfectly round three-dimensional shape

that looks like a ball.

Like meatballs.

Well, sure, if you're a boring person.

I much prefer tasty treats like...

beach balls, and Christmas ornaments.

Say, are we in Toledo?

No.

What'd you find?

Well, since Queen Goo only eats things

that are the color orange,

I got a traffic cone,

a safety vest,

an orange,

an orange crayon,

and some orange socks.

That's good.

And King Barry, who only eats spheres,

I went in Coach O's office and got

a soccer ball,

this tennis ball,

a basketball,

and this globe,

marked with all the countries Coach has won a game.

Can we take a second to agree

these two Goos have the weirdest food choices?

[Otis] Agreed.

These lists look confusing.

[Olympia] Hold on, partner.

There's a way to make it easier to see.

Let's use a Venn diagram to compare.

A what diagram?

A Venn diagram.

It's a visual way to show relationships

among several things.

It can show us the things

that Queen Goo and King Barry

do and don't have in common.

Okay, move over.

This circle shows all the foods Queen Goo likes,

and this circle shows all the foods King Barry likes.

So this middle area of the diagram,

where the circle meets and overlaps,

shows what they both like?

[Olympia] Exactly.

Queen Goo likes orange foods

and King Barry likes spheres.

Now we have to figure out which items

have the traits we're looking for.

"Traits"? I feel like you might be making up words.

No, a trait is a thing that's specific to an item.

For example, this traffic cone has two special traits:

It's orange and apparently delicious.

So, what we need is both the color orange and a sphere.

[Olympia] The basketball and orange!

Now we're cooking!

We sure are, partner.

No, I mean like we actually have to start cooking

to make lunch.

Right.

Keep them closed.

Why must I keep my eyes closed for this lunch?

Is that the voice of my sworn enemy, Queen Goo?

Does that grating voice belong to my arch nemesis,

King Barry?

[both] You!

[Odd Squad protesting]

Look, look! Foods you both like!

- That's... - ...impossible!

Baked basketball and orange casserole.

[Otis] And on the side,

orange basketball in a blanket.

Can we actually...

...have something in common?

[both laugh]

Give it up for Olympia and Otis!

[♪♪♪]

Ohh! Oh!

Dreadful, dreadful!

Oh!

[Ms. O] Well done, Olympia and Otis.

I didn't think it was possible,

but you just brought peace among the Goos.

Yay!

Ms. O, you have a phone call.

This phone, right here.

Ms. O, it's Baroness Goo, and I'm here for

our scheduled lunch.

Oh, this all looks so delicious.

Just divine.

Wait, is that my arch nemesis, Queen Goo,

and Goo enemy King Barry--

Baroness Goo, you're early.

I'm about to explode all over your headquarters!

[Ms. O] I'll be right there.

Agents, I need your help.

There's an angry Baroness Goo, who argues with these two.

I just said a rhyme, but now is not the time!

We need to figure out what they all

like to eat for dessert

so they'll stop arguing.

You two talk to Queen Goo and King Barry.

I'll talk to Baroness Goo.

I don't understand why you've brought me here again.

Because I need to know what you like to eat for dessert.

Why couldn't you have just asked me that

in Ms. O's office?

That's a great question.

And?

And I will see your great question

and raise you one.

What do you like to eat for dessert?

Only blue things.

What? I thought you only ate orange foods.

Orange desserts?

[gags] Repulsive.

No, my dear Odd Squadder.

For dessert, it must be blue, like the sky, like the ocean,

like the balloon I got for my third birthday.

Your jacket looks delicious.

[chuckles awkwardly]

Did you schedule my enemies and I here at the same time?

[chuckling] No-o-o-o-o, Baroness Goo.

I'm just about to have dessert.

Please tell me what you would like to eat.

Why, thank you for asking.

I like only the finest desserts.

Anything fuzzy.

Fuzzy? So like peaches and kiwis?

Sure, if "bland" is on the menu.

I prefer fancy things

like couches and furry coats.

Right.

Why am I back in this warehouse?

I thought we were having a nice lunch.

We just want to make sure you get the finest of desserts.

Oh, dessert!

Simple. I like cubes.

That's a three-dimensional shape with six square faces.

Yum! [chuckles]

Okay, so for Queen Goo, who only likes to eat blue things,

I found a pair of jeans,

a blue crayon,

and some blueberries on Owen's desk.

I don't know how long they've been sitting there.

For King Barry, who only eats cubes,

I found this cube container from the lab,

one of Orson's blue fuzzy dice toys,

and this cardboard box I put everything in.

For Baroness Goo, who only eats fuzzy things,

I found a furry coat,

a teddy bear,

and Orchid's fuzzy pencil.

Now that we have three people eating dessert,

we need to find something that all the three Goos

like to eat.

Can we add a third circle to the Venn diagram?

Otis, you can do anything you put your mind to.

Also, you can make a Venn diagram with three circles.

You can even add more circles.

[Ms. O] It works the same way.

We just need to find an item

that can be placed in this area

where all the circles meet and overlap.

[Otis] So we need to figure out

which of these things fits all three traits:

blue and a cube and fuzzy.

What about the moldy blueberries?

They're blue and fuzzy.

But they're not cubes, they're spheres.

We need to find something that fits all three traits.

[Ms. O] The blue fuzzy dice!

It's blue and fuzzy and it's a cube.

Let's move, people!

Now, before you all open your eyes,

Odd Squad would like to let you know that this doesn't--

[all] You!

No, no, no, no, no! Look, look!

Dessert you all like.

It's blue!

And cubed!

And fuzzy!

[all] Can we all

actually have something in common?

[all laugh]

[Ms. O] Well done, agents.

Looks like your Venn diagram

just brought peace to the Goos.

Yay!

Pretty sure that just secured our spot

in the Odd Squad history books.

Ms. O, Gooey Randall's here for your meeting.

Bad news, agents:

Gooey Randall's here

and he also disagrees with the Goos.

How many meetings did you schedule today?

Here I am!

Prepare to get gooed by me,

the gooiest villain of all time, Gooey Randall!

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I don't think we've properly been introduced.

- Not ringing a bell. - No. Sorry. Do I know you?

Are you kidding? Gooey Randall?

We met last year.

We had that huge argument

about how we have nothing in common.

Ringing a bell.

That was in Toledo.

[all] You!

What do we do now?

I don't know.

We need some thinking music.

Hit it!

[screams]

[♪♪♪]

Wait a second! Look!

[Otis] They all react the same to the band.

Something in common!

They didn't realize they all don't like music!

Ms. O, your house band just saved headquarters.

On this day, Odd Squad has helped the Goos

finally find something in common:

their general dislike of music.

- Great to hear. - That's nice.

It was an impossible task,

but Odd Squad helped show the Goos

that they all have things they like and don't like.

[Goos cheer and laugh]

Yay!

- Uh-oh. - Ms. O, what's wrong?

I just remembered what happens when the Goos are happy.

Here, put these on.

[Goos scream and laugh]

[Goos scream and laugh]

Looks like we're getting to the Odd Squad history books!

[Ms. O] "Friends of Odd Squad."

There you four are.

Something very odd has happened.

Is it that we all took off work to come here?

- No. -Oh.

There's a company picnic, and I need a team I can trust

to keep an eye on the place while we're gone.

Ah, and you want us to go out

and find you a team you can trust.

You're the team, Logan.

Of course!

[excited chatter]

You know what, Ms. O?

Odd Squad has helped us all out over the years.

[all agreeing]

- Yes, especially me. - But I'm a no.

[both] What?

Well, I just-- I have a presentation to work on

for Shmumbers Moisturizing Carpet.

Oh, they do really moist carpets.

Thank you, yes.

And I have some major photocopying to do.

There's a photocopier in the office supply room

on the first floor.

This map will show you where it is

and help you to get there.

[all] Ooh. Wow.

Bird's-eye view of Odd Squad HQ.

Oh. Well, uh...

I have human eyes, so...

I don't, but I've always wanted them.

It's called a bird's-eye view

because you're looking at an area from above,

like a bird.

This is a map of the first floor,

and this is the office supply room.

[all] Ah. Okay.

[Ms. O] Don't go to the evil office supply room

next to it, because it's...

What's the word I'm looking for?

Oh, "evil"?

- Exactly. - Good word.

Your instructions are simple.

Mr. Fonts, write this down.

- Sit down. - Okay, "Sit down."

- Do nothing. - Alright.

- Touch nothing. - "Touch nothing."

That's it?

If there are any problems,

call me on this emergency phone right away.

Follow my instructions and you can't go wrong.

[♪♪♪]

Preparing to squishinate.

Squishinating!

[all cheer]

- That's so great! - Gets me every time.

So... you guys mind if I lay an egg?

Oh, uh...

Uh... Do you have to?

I mean, I'm neither here nor there about it, to be honest.

Okay.

Pam, Ms. O said touch nothing.

Relax, Fonts, I'm just making the place

look at little more homey.

Look, Ms. O will be back in exactly, uh...

minutes.

And she said sit down, do nothing, touch nothing.

What about eating things?

[Mr. Fonts] Logan!

What?

I'm an ogre.

This is what ogres do.

Guys, I'm trying to write a song

for Shmumbers Moisturizing Carpets

and all this noise isn't helping.

So, if you need me,

I'll be in the interrogation room, okay?

No, you can't-- No--

Sit.

Oh...

[ringing]

A weird noise?

I'm gonna call Ms. O.

Whoa, whoa, shouldn't we see what the sound is

before we call?

You know, give Ms. O the full picture?

Fine. But then we're gonna call her.

Ooh, yeah, I'd love to join,

but I'm just gonna hang back and molt.

You know, shed my skin.

Unless you want to watch and then go.

Uh, no. Come on, we've gotta--

Don't get any on the floor, okay?

[ringing]

Aha, somebody left the refrigerator door open

and that's why it's beeping.

Oh.

See? We figured it out without bothering Ms. O.

I bet she'll rethink that whole

"only kids can be agents" thing.

Let's just get back to our desks.

Okay.

[both stammering]

Which way back to our desks?

No idea. I'm Party Pam, not Directions Pam.

[both laugh]

That's my sister.

Oh, where does she live?

Only she knows.

- Oh. - Yeah.

I think it's, uh... this way?

Oh. Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Aha-- Oh!

Whoa!

I feel like we're getting more lost.

Uh, here... you go this way, I'll go that way.

- Okay! - Okay.

[both] Aww, we're back to where we started!

Hold on! We have a map.

Oh yeah!

First, we need to locate where we are

on the map right now.

Aha, the refrigerator!

[Pam] And there's where we need to get to.

[Mr. Fonts] So, the path we take to get there:

walk down this hall,

turn left,

then take the third left back towards the lab.

Ah, we're back.

[both panting]

Now, let's sit down so we don't run into

any more trouble.

I've run into some trouble.

Oh, you--

Okay, so, I was just minding my own business

when I came across that.

How is that a problem?

I stuck my fingers in it.

Now every time I raise my hand, this happens.

[both gasp]

It also happens with my other hand.

[both yelp]

And when I raise both hands!

[both scream]

Stop raising your hands!

Hey, how many times do I have to ask you guys

to keep it down?

Hey, how's your--

My Shmumbers Moisturizing Carpet presentation!

Now I have to start all over again!

[Mr. Fonts] Okay, that's it! I'm gonna call Ms. O!

Oh, hang on, Mr. Fonts.

We just figured out that other problem.

I bet we could figure out this one, too.

Um... Oh, you know what?

I did see a glove closet earlier, when we were lost.

Maybe there's a glove Logan can wear

to stop his laser hands.

No, no way.

- Come on, Mr. Fonts. - No!

If we cure my laser hands, I won't get in trouble.

- No. - Please?

Oh, fine!

My one weakness is a polite ogre.

My one weakness is old clothes I find on the ground.

Yeah, I just pick them up and I put them on!

Now, here we are in the lab, see?

And now, I'll pull up the icons

to show all the doors at headquarters.

Oh man, that's a lot of doors.

Maybe we can use landmarks to help.

If my cat were here, I'd tell him

I don't know what a landmark is.

Landmarks are easily recognizable things,

like a statue or a fountain.

They help us remember where places are

and how to get to them.

Ooh, I remember there's an emergency vacuum

beside the door,

and I remember because I thought to myself,

"Wow. That's an emergency vacuum."

[Mr. Fonts] Hmm...

[both] There it is!

[Mr. Fonts] See? There's the door up close...

and that's how we get to it.

Woohoo! Follow the lasers!

[both] Whoa!

Yeah, no, just follow me instead.

[Mr. Fonts] Ooh, the emergency vacuum!

Oh, and the glove closet door.

[Logan] Ooh! Let's turn this thing on!

No, we have to get gloves for your laser hands,

and then we're going straight back to wait for Ms. O.

[all] Whoa!

Laser hand gloves! Boom! [laughs]

Anyone got cents?

- I have four quarters. - Perfect!

Hey!

Get these puppies on, Logan.

Great!

There! Wait...

[electronic zaps]

Hey, it worked!

Yeah!

See? We did it, and without bothering Ms. O.

Guys, I finished the Shmumbers carpet presentation!

Hey, great!

Bad news: I think I used

the evil office supply room by accident.

Oh. Are you sure?

[robot voice] Duplicate, duplicate, duplicate!

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

No big deal.

We can handle one evil photocopier.

[all] Duplicate! Duplicate!

Oh. Yeah, I was just about to tell you

there was more than one.

Which is, I think, pretty unnecessary at this point.

What do we do?

[all scream]

[Mr. Fonts] I'm calling Ms. O!

[all] Run!

[♪♪♪]

Now what?

We have to take out their leader.

[all] Who?

The big photocopier in the middle?

The one with the crown on it?

He's clearly the one directing the machines.

Or she. Could be a she.

How do we stop it?

Yeah, let's go with "it".

Okay, that's a later-model RK-.

It has a weak spot right around the back,

just below the legal-size paper feed.

If I can hit it, I can disable it.

Uh, guys?

[all scream]

[Logan] You'll never get to it from here.

The path is completely blocked!

[all shudder]

Is there another way to get there?

Ooh, an alternate route! Great thinking!

How'd you do that?

I don't know.

Look, here's the evil photocopiers.

That's us.

That's where we want to get to.

[Logan] Zoom in.

[Mr. Fonts] Okay, go back this way,

turn left, turn left again,

then past the emergency vacuum,

then go down that long hallway,

past the tiny grandfather clock,

turn left at the end of the long hallway...

and then your first left will lead you

through the trophy room.

[Hopkins] Which puts me right behind the RK-!

[all shudder]

You guys hold 'em off.

I'm going for it!

Be careful!

Okay, guys, I've got some balloon stuff to help us.

I've got this helmet.

Here you go. There's a helmet.

I've got a shield.

A shield. You know, you shield.

You know how to use a shield?

- You shield yourself. - Really good job. Very nice.

Here's a rocking horse. Here you go.

And here's a jackelope, you know?

- Here we go with this one. - Jackalope?

He can be the--

You know what? This is so nice.

Yeah, this took a long time.

I don't want to use these.

I want to keep them.

I wanna keep them and maybe put on,

like, an art show.

Let's go, okay?

We have to help Hopkins!

[all yell]

[Hopkins] There's the emergency vacuum!

Sorry. [grunts]

Sorry.

[Hopkins] There's the tiny grandfather clock.

[screams]

[grunting efforts]

Now, the trophy room.

[roars]

[robot voices] Duplicate! Duplicate! Duplicate!

Duplicate! Duplicate!

[Logan screams]

Stop! You monster!

[slow motion] Copy this!

[powering down]

[malfunctioning voices] Duplicate... Duplicate...

Duplicate... Du... pli... cate...

[all cheer and laugh]

Uh-oh! We have five minutes before Ms. O gets back!

How are we gonna clean this up?

The emergency vacuum!

I gotta say,

I'm very impressed at how clean the place is.

[all chuckling]

I'm so relieved.

I mean, that side is a total disaster...

...but still, way better than I thought.

[all laugh]

[Ms. O] "Odd Squad,

Teaming Up with Teamwork Together as a Team."

My name is Agent Owen.

I'm in charge of security here at Odd Squad.

It's pretty much the most important job here.

Let me show you what happened the day I called in sick.

[all screaming]

I like to think of myself as a pretty helpful guy.

This is Oak Street checking in.

We've got nothing here.

How about you, Agent O'Fur?

[Owen] Freeze it.

That's me, hiding behind those trees, running defense.

Seems like you don't believe I'm that good of a hider.

Pick something. I'll hide behind it.

[kid] Hmm...

Hide behind that beam.

That?

Huh, I thought you were going to pick something harder,

like a pencil.

Now you see Owen...

now Owen you don't.

[kid] I can still see you.

That's because I told you where I was going to hide.

But not this time.

[kid] I can still see you.

This interview is over.

[Ms. O] "Odd Squad, Teams Working in Teams

Together as a Team Together."

I think that was it.

[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad,

♪ "A Guide to Your Gadgets." ♪

Behold the shrink-inator.

It is the number one cure of giant-dog-itis.

But that's not all!

Seriously, that's not all.

Flip the shrink-inator over, and it can also make waffles.

The shrink-inator also has a motion sensor...

...which...

It doesn't work.

This has been a helpful guide

to the shrink-inator.

Remember, knowledge is power,

power is gadgets,

and gadgets is gadgets.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]
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