03x06 - The Thrill of the Face/Raising the Bar

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03x06 - The Thrill of the Face/Raising the Bar

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[Opal] Coming up next on Odd Squad...

The museum agent Ortho has been turned to stone.

This ancient artifact

contained a magical stone warrior

named the Pié de Guerrero.

[shouting in alarm]

Follow me!

[Opal] My name is Agent Opal.

These are my partners, Omar, Orla and Oswald.

This is my favourite pizza place

We travel the world investigating anything strange,

weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

[screaming]



[cheering]



[balloons popping]



[all] Shields up!



[Opal] Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Opal] The Thrill of the Face.



[van] Agents, you have an incoming call

from the Big O.

There you four are. Something very odd has happened

with Agent Ortho.

Uh, the same agent Ortho that took over for me

at the Museum of Natural Odd

or the Ortho that makes custom shoe inserts?

The first one. The second one is here with me.



The museum agent Ortho has been turned to stone.



But, Big O, the Museum of Natural Odd

is in New York City.

Why not just send the New York Odd Squad?

No one knows that museum

and its artifacts better than Oswald.

Good luck, agents.

Isn't this great, Oswald?

We're going back to your museum!

I'd really love to go,

especially since I left my favorite sweater there.

But I should probably stay here.

It is okay to admit fear, young Oswald.

Totally cool.

Guys, I'm not afraid.

-Then we shall go! -[Oswald gasping nervously]



Look, this is where we met Oswald

for the first time.

Oh yeah, I remember that.

You were disguised as a giraffe.

I was dressed as a security guard.

Mm, must have been a dream I had.

The main room is this way.



[Orla] It is so dark in here.

Let me get the lights.

[Omar] This place is creepy.

[Oswald humming]

[all screaming]

[Oswald screaming]

[scream dying off]

How did this even happen?

Perhaps Ortho grew so bored of sorting artifacts

he turned to stone.

It's much worse than that.

This ancient artifact contained

a magical stone warrior named the Pié de Guerrero.

He can turn people to stone.

Ortho must have dropped it.

We need to find the Pié de-reversinator gadget

so we can stop the stone warrior

and return Ortho back to normal.

Where do we find this object?

Follow me.

Odd artifacts get stored in these numbered boxes.

Box is the one we're looking for.

Uh, I don't see any numbered boxes.

All I see is a bunch of weird Ortho faces.

[Oswald] Oh no.

I remember Ortho mentioning

something about faces when we met.

Yeah, I'm not really a numbers guy.

More of a face guy.

A face guy...

Ortho replaced the numbers on the boxes

with photos of his face.

So, each face must stand for a different number.

He looks ridiculous with a beard and a moustache.

Why are there two faces on that box?

It must be a two-digit number,

like the number .

One face for the one, one face for the zero.

That box with only one photo on it

must be a single digit number, like three or eight.

Exactly!

And since I remember what's in every box,

I can figure out which box this is.

[Oswald humming quietly]

Ah! Antique Odd Squad horseshoe.

This is box seven.

So now we know that happy Ortho face

stands for box seven.

Follow-up question:

if this little, tiny artifact contained the stone warrior,

how come he's so big?

[stone warrior growling]

[screaming]

Run!

[growling]

Follow me!

[sighing happily]

What is this place?

My old office!

Pretty neat, huh?

My old desk.

My old lamp!

My old water cooler.

Oswald, the mission!

We have to cr*ck the Ortho face code

to find the Pié de-reversinator.

Right!

There are ten single digit numbers:

zero, one,

two, three, four,

five, six, seven,

eight and nine.

And we just figured out happy Ortho face

stands for the number seven.

We can keep track of what face

stands for what number using these.

[Oswald] Nice!

[Orla] But, that does not help us.

We are looking for box number

and there is no seven in the number .

To find box we need to figure out

which one of these Ortho faces represents one and three.

And the only way to do that is to get more boxes.

Good luck.

Are you not coming?

I'd love to, but you know,

the old Oswald-aroni gets turned into stone

I won't be able to tell you which box

goes with which number, just like I did with box seven.

Then it is settled.

The three of us shall go.

[whispering] That was close.

Wait, how do we get past the big, stone warrior?

I have an idea.

[Orla] I do not think this is going to work.

[Omar] Yes, it will. Just keep moving.

The boxes are right there.



[Opal] Wait for me!

[gasping] Uh-oh.

[stone warrior growling]

Grab some boxes! I'll distract him.

-[stone warrior roaring] -[Opal screaming]

[ray zapping]

[Omar & Orla] Opal!

[ray zapping]

[stone warrior growling]

[Omar screaming]

[ray zapping]

[Orla screaming]

Opal, I shall be back for you!

Run!

[screaming]



-[panting] -Just the one box?

Yes, just the one! Opal was turned to stone.

What?!

She'll be fine once we find box .

And who knows, maybe this is it.

It's not.

[both] Are you serious?

This is an ancient Odd Squad tall ship in a bottle.

This is box number .

So, that means sad face Ortho represents four

and moustache Ortho represents one.

Oh...



[Oswald] Still no number .

[Orla] Wait...

The number has a one in it

and since we know that mustached Ortho

represents the number one

we can also put a mustached Ortho here.

[Omar] So, all we need to do is figure out

which Ortho face represents the number three.

Yeah, you guys need to go get more boxes.

We gotta be really quiet out there.

Or do we?

[Orla] You there, fine sir!

Perhaps you would like to try your luck

at winning a prize.

[stone warrior murmuring]

[Orla] All you have to do is throw the horseshoe

on that wooden stick.

It is harder than it looks.

[clanking]

Uh, first try.

[Orla] Omar, take cover!

[ray zapping]

Omar!

[stone warrior growling]

[ray zapping]



I will be back, young Omar.

[ray zapping]

-[panting] -Where's Omar?

And why are you dressed like a knight?

No time to explain.

Let us see what is inside this box.

Bad news, it isn't box .

Good news, I found my sweater.

How is that good news?

Well, I love my sweater.

Oswald!

And because I knew it was in box .

has two threes...

so that means the Ortho beard face

must represent the number three.

[Oswald] And there's a three in .

So, that means we can put the same face here.

We have figured out both numbers.

So, the box we're looking for has an Ortho mustached face

and an Ortho beard face.

Oh no...

I remember seeing that box.

'Tis a long journey.

How do you remember that?

I shined a light on it.

We need to go get it.

We? No.

I'd love to, but...

I've gotta stay here, and--

Oswald, I need you to work the Pié de-reversinator gadget.

I belong behind a desk.

I even have a twin brother

that works as a tube lobby operator.

Guess where he sits?

Behind a desk.

It's literally in our blood.

You told me you joined OSMU

to get out from behind your desk.

That was before I knew how much

scary stuff there was out there.

You were right, I'm afraid.



It is okay to be afraid.

You would not be a part of this team

if we did not believe in you.

You need to start believing in you too.



[sighing] Okay.

Do not worry, this will be easy.

So long as you follow my exact plan

nothing bad will happen.

[ray zapping]

[Oswald] Orla!

-[stone warrior roaring] -[screaming]

I don't know the plan!

[ray zapping]

[stone warrior roaring]



There's the box,

Ortho moustache face and Ortho beard face.

[groaning in effort]



[heavy, thudding footsteps]

[stone warrior growling]

How about you try this on for size?

Ha-ah!

Here it is, the Pié de-reversinator.

And you know what?

I don't feel scared anymore.

[ray charging up]

Okay, now I feel scared again!

[screaming]



Yes...

Oswald, what happened?

What happened was...

I found my sweater.

Cool!

Oh, hey, guys. I'm Ortho.

[Omar, Orla & Opal] We know.

Okay.



Hey, Opal, I got a joke for you.

-[knocking] -Who's there?

-That wasn't me. -[loud knocking]

I think someone's knocking on our van door.

That's impossible, Omar.

We're flying over the clouds.

[voice] Can somebody open the door?

I stand corrected.

Hey, guys, it's mail delivery.

Whoa!

You know, you can just email it to us.

We're paperless now.

Please keep that to yourself, I love my job!



[Opal] Check it out, Odd Squad Magazine.

It ranks all the departments

to see which one solves the most cases.

Uh-oh.

Why uh-oh?

You sometimes get competitive when it comes to OSMU.

And seeing as we're still a new department

and we don't have as many agents--

Whatever place we're in is fine.

A-ha! Here we are.

And we're ranked in...

Last place?!

Code red! We're going to code red!

[alarm blaring]

What's going on?

Opal read the Odd Squad magazine.

And we, the members of OSMU,

have solved the least amount of cases this month!

We should bury ourselves in a hole.

Maybe the graph is wrong.

Sadly, graphs don't lie.

Look.

The vertical line going up and down

shows how many cases we've solved.

And the horizontal line, the one that goes side to side,

shows the different Odd Squad precincts by color.

This Odd Squad here solved cases,

the tallest one.

[Opal] We're orange, the smallest bar,

with only cases solved.

Opal, Orla, I understand your frustration,

but we're a brand-new department with fewer agents--

We must right this wrong!

What are you gonna do?

Run around solving odd cases all day

to try to make the bar graph look better?

[both] Great idea!

And I know just the place: the Valley of Odd.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, you can't go there. That place is--

The oddest valley in the world?

It's perfect.

Graph-correcting, ho!

Before you might do something that might put you in danger--

I think you're too late.

[Orla shouting]

This is awesome!



We need to do something.

There's way too much oddness down there.

I know exactly where we need to go.



Graphing headquarters.

They make every kind of graph here.

Do you smell that?

It smells like information.

-[sniffing] -I don't smell it.

Well, you have to sniff harder than that.

[inhaling deeply]

You call that a hard sniff?

-Yes? -No.

You gotta bring the sniff all the way

from the bottom of your feet, through your body,

into your nose, like this.

Follow my lead...

-[inhaling] -[exhaling]

[inhaling deeply]

[inhaling deeply]

[sniffing]

[sniffing rhythmically]

-Hi. -[Omar & Oswald screaming]

My name is Agent Owow, Chief of Graph.

You must be agents Omar and Oswald.

Right this way.



Pie, bar?

-Yeah. -No.

Not now.

We need your help. The Odd Squad rankings

put our department in last place.

And now two of our agents are trying to get us into first

and we're worried about them.

So, we're hoping you can take

the same numbers from our bar graph

and put them into a different graph

so we don't like so...

Last.

Same numbers but different graph?

Give me ten seconds.



Done. Eight seconds ahead of schedule.

Here are the same number of solved cases

from your bar graph but in a pie graph.

Please tell me that pie's filled with apple.

No.

It's filled with all the cases solved by Odd Squad.

Each Odd Squad headquarters

is represented by a slice of pie.

So, the bigger the slice of pie the more cases they've solved?

Exactly. This department here

has the biggest slice on the chart

with solved cases.

-And where are we? -Your department is represented

by the tiniest slice, with .

Here, just let me zoom in.

-[Omar] Oh, yeah. -[Oswald] Oh...

Yeah, I see it now.



Seems quiet.

Are you sure this is the Valley of Odd?

Definitely.



Flying sand carrots, overhead!

Let's solve some oddness.

Freeze ray-inator.



Well done, partner.

Orla, a fast moving snail is coming at you!

Snail-inator!

[gadget zapping]



-Aww. -Aww!

This is most enjoyable.

Or, as you would say...

fun.

Heads up, floating book!

[book] She was a ghost the whole time!

[book #] Her sister did it!

They're spoiling the endings!

Flying book-inator!



[clattering]

Nice work.

Most excellent.

I'm calling in for an update.

Omar, it's Opal.

Good news, our numbers have gone up

-and our bar is taller. -That's excellent.

Bad news, all the other department's bars

have risen too.

That's terrible.

[Omar] That's not so bad.

At least you're the best at something.

-At what? -At finishing in last.

Now what do you say you come back where it's safe

so we can celebrate?

-Hello? -Hello?

Hello?

We need to solve more oddness.

You are in luck, fair Opal.

Things are about to get nuts.



That pie was delicious.

So was the one before it.

And the one before that.

Do you think it would be crazy to ask for another one?

I think it'd be crazy not to.

You're absolutely right.

I'm sure when agents come here they eat just as much as we do.

So, by the looks of the new graph I just made

you've both eaten more pie than any guest we've ever had.

At least we're first in something.

I don't think that'll help with Opal and Orla.

Chief, I've got some numbers to chart

from the Odd Squad Button District.

[both] Button District?

They're all cases dealing with missing jacket buttons.

Just put them with the others.

Wait. Can I have a look at those?

Of course.



Missing buttons, tangled headphone cords,

squeaky doors...

These are all really easy cases to solve.

I don't judge the cases, I just look for numbers.

[Oswald] Hang on.

When you add up all the cases

each Odd Squad department has solved

do you group the easy cases with the hard ones?

Like I said, that's not my business.

Can you make a bar graph

that only shows the hardest cases to solve?

Then we can see how our department's numbers

stack up against the rest.

Honestly,

I've never felt more alive in my entire life.

Let's get to work.



-[screaming] -[lasers zapping]

[screaming]

The squirrel's much too powerful!

-[laser zapping] -[screaming]

We can do this. Shrink-inator!

???

-One... -Two...

-Three... -[both] Four!



Ugh...

That was unfortunate.

No, no, no!

We'll never get to first place now.

Opal! Orla! It's great to see you.

We've got great news. Tell them.

Hi, I'm Agent Owow, Chief of Graph.

Is there somewhere where we can talk?

Right here is fine.

-[lasers zapping] -[screaming]

Quick, let's all go inside my mind,

-where it's quiet. -[the agents] What?

Just close your eyes.



Much better.

Are we really inside your mind?

Yes, I come here quite often to get some peace and quiet.

Is that a chocolate sundae?

Yes, it's something I've been thinking about.

I'm also thinking about a chair.

Let's make this quick.

We can't stop solving cases until OSMU's number one.

We are number one.

Sure, maybe in our hearts--

No, on a graph.

And in our hearts.

Chief, tell them the good news.

Omar here took a closer look

at the different types of cases being solved

and found that we group both hard

and easy to solve cases together.

It's true. I did that.

How is this helpful?

We separated the hardest cases

from the easy ones and got this,

a graph that shows the hardest cases solved.

The vertical line represents the number of hard cases solved

and the horizontal line

represents all the Odd Squad departments.

You're actually in first place over all the other departments

with the most hard cases solved,

indicated by the tallest bar on the graph.

We're in first place!

[both] For solving hard cases.

That is like extra first place!

[Owow] That's right, your unit has solved

hard cases.

This squad solved seven,

two others solved three each

and the rest solved zero.

-[cheering] -Yeah!

Thanks to your team's hard work

we'll be updating the magazine

to show graphs for both easy

and hard to solve cases from now on.

This all sounds fantastic, but--

I knew there was a but coming.

We have one more case left to solve

before you can update the graph.

Close your vison holes!

Eyes. I mean eyes.



[lasers zapping] [screaming]

Quick, who has a Shrink-inator?

I do!

♪ For OSMU!



[cheering]

Now you can update the graph.

???

Mm, chocolate.

I'm getting a sundae, too.



[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad: A Guide to Your Gadgets.

Behold, the Centrigurb Pyro Containment Unit.

Keeping centigurbs from multiplying since .

If you look close at the lock you will see that it's actually

a bunch of tiny men named Charles

holding the unit shut.

In addition to centigurbs,

the unit could also be used

as a drum, a stool, or a hat.

This has been a helpful guide

to the Centigurb Containment Unit.

Remember, knowledge is power.

Power is gadgets.

And gadgets is bubble gum.

[Opal] Odd Squad.

Teaming up with Teamwork Together as a Team.

"Hello. My name is...

Oswald,

proud member of the Odd Squad...

Mobile Unit.

In OSMU I get to go on adventures

and be brave and laugh in the face of danger.

Ha-ha-ha."

Yay, danger.

We're in danger?

[all screaming]

[screaming]

[scream dying off]

"But the thing I love most about being in OSMU--"

Ah! Just a sec.

[chuckling]

"Hello, my name is--"

Oops, wrong card.

"Ha-ha-ha?"

Uh...

Um...

A-ha!

"The thing I love most about being in OSMU is...

You never know what's going to happen...

...next."

[Opal] Odd Squad. Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. I think that was it.

[dynamic instrumental]







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