03x08 - Overdue!/Trains of Thoughts

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Odd Squad". Aired: November 26, 2014 – July 8, 2022.*
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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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03x08 - Overdue!/Trains of Thoughts

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[Opal] Coming up next on Odd Squad...

There's a villain causing oddness on a train.

Car six was just filled with balloons.

It's a classic number pattern.

Odd Squad, Odd Squad! Stop right there!

If you don't figure this out the villain will get away!



[Opal] My name is Agent Opal.

These are my partners, Omar, Orla and Oswald.

This is an iguana wearing a sweater.

We travel the world investigating anything strange,

weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.



[cheering]



[all] Shields up!



[Opal] Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

Train of Thoughts.



[van computer] Agents, you have an incoming call from the Big O.

[Big O] There you four are.

Yeah, but where are you?

Over here, in the lab.

I wanted to mix things up.

-Now I'm over here. -[Oswald] Aw, man.

This is fun.

But not as fun as here.

As I was saying,

on to business!

Something very odd has happened.

There's a villain causing oddness on a train

that's crossing through North Dakota.

We'll head there right now, Big O.

And if you get a chance,

say hi to Stella and Griffin for me.

They're friends of mine who live there.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Go!

This is great.

An old-fashioned train mystery,

just like from my favourite book.

"Crime on the Shmumberland Express."

This collection of words interests me.

It should, it's about my hero, Detective Schmumbers.

She's got a ton of books,

like Crime at Schmumberdale High.

And the newest one, which I haven't even read yet,

Space Crime!

So, she sells mysteries.

And says cool things, like,

"Look at what the numbers say.

It's the Detective Schmumbers's way."

I even have an official outfit.

See?

[Omar] I've got a visual on the train.



[Omar] We're flying over it right now.

[Opal] I can see it from here.

[Oswald] Hold her steady, lower!

-[Opal] Balance it. -[Oswald] Watch out, faster!

Easy there.

How will we get aboard a moving train?

[Opal] Easy.



Who wants to go first?

I do!



Van computer, take the rope up.

Odd Squad! Am I glad to see you.

Come, make yourselves comfortable.

But not too comfortable.

We understand you have

a villain onboard causing oddness.

Yes. Passenger car three was filled with toy blocks

and car six was just filled with balloons.

They're a mess. I mean, it's colorful, and...

wonderful.

-But still, they're a mess! -Don't fret.

We'll have this case solved in no time, because,

if you have a crime involving numbers

call Detective Schmumbers.

I thought you were with Odd Squad.

I am. We are. Sorry.

Look, here's the number line one to ten.

We actually have train cars.

That doesn't matter right now. Do you see the pattern?

[all] No.

It's a classic number pattern.

The first car hit was car three.

If you add three to that you get six,

which was the next car hit.

The villain is skip counting by three.

So, where will the villain go next?

[Oswald] All we need to do is add three more to six.

-Number nine. -[gasping]

Car number nine!

Onward, ho!

Wait! What about the mess in car three and six?

Opal and I call clean-up duty.

You'll thank me later.

Let's go catch the villain!

Onward, ho!

Ooh, that's fun to say.



[Opal & Oswald] Odd Squad, Odd Squad!

Stop right there!

It seems someone on this train is causing oddness.

Someone who loves the number three.

That someone is...

Threezy Lousiey!

It's not me!

I'm going to my sister's rd birthday party

and I've been sitting here writing her a card.

-Three, actually. -[phone ringing]

Hello? Oh, my!

The villain just filled car with rubber duckies!

Or is it ducks?

Nah, duckies is cuter.

[gasping]

Which proves I didn't do it.

-My mistake. -His mistake.

[Oswald sighing]

[music playing through headphones]

These things are way too loud.



[Opal & Omar] Whoa!



Alright, I'll pop the ones on the left,

-you get the ones on the right. -[balloons popping]

Or, we could use the Balloon Removinator.



[gadget whirring]

[passengers applauding]

-Much faster. -We'd better get back

-to Oswald and Orla. -Or...

We can swing by the gift shop to get a souvenir.

I hate to break the news, but...

there is no gift shop onboard.

What?! There's no gift shop?

I've never been on an odd case where I didn't get a souvenir.

Challenge accepted!

Did I issue a challenge?

I know how important souvenirs are to you,

so we're gonna find one,

gift shop or not, rain or shine!



This makes no sense.

I agree.

How could Detective Schmumbers

learn how to fly a spaceship in five minutes?

I was talking about how the pattern makes no sense.

Train car number doesn't fit the pattern

of skip counting by three.

Must the pattern be a number pattern?

It's always a number pattern.

I've read every Schmumbers book in the series,

except for the one you're reading.

As Detective Schmumbers always says,

"To avoid any blunders,

Detective Schmumbers looks at the numbers."

Yes, but it is not always a number pattern.

Look, here's the number line again,

this time one to , just like the cars on the train.

So, I guess it did matter.

The villain showed up at car three,

then six, then .

They're not using a skip counting pattern,

the villain's using a doubling pattern.

What's a doubling pattern?

Well, when three is doubled you get six.

When six is doubled you get .

And when is doubled...

You get . So, the next train car

-the villain will strike is ? -[Oswald] Correct!

And as Detective Schmumbers would say,

"Wake from your slumber, chase that number."

[Orla & Oswald] Odd Squad, Odd Squad!

-Stop right there! -A-ha!

Double Danny!

Aah! Odd Squad...

-We know what you did. -Fine, I did it.

I took two bags of complimentary pretzels

instead of one. But I had to, I was so hungry.

-This isn't about the pretzels. -Well, it should be.

That's outrageous!

This is about your doubling, Double Danny.

We know what you did with train car three,

-six and . -I haven't done a thing.

I have two weddings to go to, so I took a double-long nap

-so I'd be well-rested. -[phone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, no, not again!

I missed my dentist appointment!

Oh, and the villain

just filled car with pineapples.

-[Oswald gasping] -[Orla & Oswald] What?!

Which proves I didn't do it!

Guess I was wrong again.

Alright, Double Danny,

hand over the extra pretzels.



Any luck finding a train souvenir?

[Omar] No, just this napkin.

And it doesn't even have a train logo on it.

It has a stain that kind of looks like a train.

[tearfully] It's hopeless.

No, we just need a little help.

Is there a doctor onboard?

-Uh, I'm a doctor. -Great!

You're obviously very smart.

Do you know how to build a miniature train souvenir?

No, but my husband is a miniature train enthusiast.



There's absolutely no pattern here.

The numbers don't make any sense.

The train's about to reach the station.

If you don't figure this out

[dramatically] the villain will get away!

Too much?

Oswald, in this book, Space Crime,

Detective Schmumbers seems to be following a shapes pattern,

not a numbers pattern. So, maybe--

Trust me, it's always about numbers.

As Detective Schmumbers always says,

"Schmumber, Schmumber, Schmumber,

number, number, number."



Whoa!

It even has cars,

just like the real train. Well done!

That doesn't like the train we're on.

This one's multi-coloured,

like a rainbow.





Nah, it doesn't have to be perfect.

Omar, we're getting you a perfect

and exact replica of this train.

Is there a painter onboard?

Oh, yes! I also happen to be taking

art classes at the local community center.



How long until the train stops?

[train horn honking]

I'd say not long.

I can't figure it out.

I'll never be as good as Detective Schmumbers.

Oswald, Orla! We have great news.

You guys found the villain?

No, I got a souvenir!

[Opal] It's an exact replica of the train,

painted and everything.

Each train car is painted a different colour

-on the outside. -Whoa, whoa,

wait one tiny little notch on the sundial.

Perhaps the villain is working on a colour pattern!

Passenger car three is black,

car six is white,

car , black,

car , white.

I can't believe it.

It is a colour pattern!

The repeating pattern is black, white,

black, white.

And if white was the last car hit

the next car the villain will strike is black.

And there's only one black car left,

-the last one on the train! -Quickly, to passenger car !



[all] Odd Squad, Odd Squad!

Stop right there!

Rainbow Robin.

Odd Squad...

Why did you hit the black and white cars,

-Rainbow Robin? -Because those colours ruined

a perfectly beautiful rainbow train,

so I filled it with colourful oddness.

Well, luckily, Omar and Opal cleaned it all up.

Actually, we didn't know more cars got hit

because we got sidetracked with the whole souvenir thing.

But we'll clean it all up, won't we Rainbow Robin?

Fine.



You were right, Orla.

There's more than just number patterns.

You're the real Detective Schmumbers.

Have my monocle.

Oswald, what I've learned from reading your books

is that even Detective Schmumbers makes mistakes,

-but she never gives up. -Thank you, Orla.

This monocle is actually prescription,

so I would've had to go back to the eye doctor

-to get a new one. -It suits you well,

-young Oswald. -Thanks, partner.

And as your favourite detective always says,

"If you need to call Detective Schmumbers--"

"Always bring your cucumbers!"

"Don't forget to stack the numbers."

She has a lot of catchphrases.

Yeah, she does.





[lion roaring]

[Opal] Odd Squad Training Video #:

Know Your Buttons.

Agent Omar here.

You know, being a part of Odd Squad

means that there's high-tech buttons everywhere.

On your suit, on your gadgets,

and in our case, in the van.

And it's important to know how they work.

There are so many buttons!

We're still discovering new ones every day.

There's an instruction manual

that explains what each one does.

This is part one...

of .

So, I've perfected a faster way to figure them out:

press a button and see what happens.

-Like... this! -[beeping]

[Omar] Mini golf! Cool.

Let's try another button.

-Boom. -[beeping]



Hm, I guess that button doesn't do anything.

How about...

[beeping]

-[alarm blaring] -Wait, what's happening?

[van computer] Self-destruct mode activated.

Van will turn into a pile of pudding in seconds.

Pile of pudding? Mm--

Wait. Wait, what? How do I turn the thing off?

[van computer] Press the button again

when the light flashes red.

Okay, red, got it.

Okay...

Okay. Re-- ugh, no.

Red. Ugh, the lights are flashing too fast!

[van computer] seconds remaining.

Hold on, I think that there's a pattern.

If I can figure out the repeating pattern

of the lights, I can predict when it'll flash red.

Blue, green, yellow, red.

Blue, green, yellow, red.

I think that that's the pattern!

Blue, green, yellow, red!

And then it repeats.

So, red comes after yellow.

-Blue, green, yellow, red! -[beeping]

[van computer] Self-destruct mode deactivated!

Okay...

Well, I've learned an important lesson.

Never push a button without reading the instruction manual.

There's a candy wall?!



[Opal] Overdue.



[Opal] Great work, team!

Hey, Opal, how come you always

get in sit in front and fly the van?

Oh, you can sit here if you want.

Thank you, I'd like that, actually.

-[alarm blaring] -On second thought,

I'm totally fine back here.

[van computer] Proximity alert. Proximity alert.

What does that mean.

I think that.

-[Opal gasping] -What is that?

[van computer] Alert! Alert!

Van being boarded.



Greetings, Mobile Unit.

Who are you?

I'm Zuza and this is Zeno.

We're the Xes.

And we enjoy whistling.

[both whistling]

So, uh, why are you here?

The Xes clean up messes at Odd Squad

and you have a big one.

Agent Orla, you have violated code

and are hereby off the squad.

[gadget zapping]

[shouting over each other]

Code was a library violation.

I know because I was a library museum person.

Orla, did you ever take

a book out of the Odd Squad library?

Yes, I have it here in my cubby.

That book was taken out years ago

and Odd Squad rules state that if a book isn't returned

within years you're kicked off the squad.

That's ridiculous!

Actually, years is a really reasonable time

-to return a book. -[sighing]

-But still, we can't lose Orla! -[Opal] Wait!



This book was taken out years ago... today.

-Exactly. -So, technically we have

until the end of the day to return it.

Fine, return your book to the main library

and have the head librarian

sign this piece of paper

by the end of the day and then...

you'll be back on the squad.

Okay.



This is gonna be easy.

The head librarian Octavius and I,

we go way back.

[quietly] Well, well, well.

If it isn't Oswald,

former library museum person.

[quietly] How's it going, Octavius?

Are you still protecting those books?

I swore an oath, didn't I?

To protect and shelve.

Uh, why are you guys whispering--

[both shushing]

Sorry, but being quiet is

the number one rule in a library.

Plus, it feels good to shush again.

It's a great way of keeping things calm and quiet.

I would shush all day

if it didn't make my throat so dry.

Me too.

[both shushing]

[Orla] Octavius, I do not wish to spend

another day in this canvas outfit

now that I have felt the wonders of a cotton-polyester blend.

Here is my book.

Please sign this paper.

I cannot sign.

But I returned my book.

Yes, but you have to pay the overdue fine

and the fine for being years overdue is...

dollars.

[gasping]

Hi, guys.

Esmeralda Kim?

I'm here to return a book.

But then I can help you find $.

-Sounds good. -Sure.

I just have to go to my volleyball game first.

And then flute practice.

And then I have to pick up my sister from the dentist.

So, maybe the day after tomorrow?

Sorry, we have to do it today.

Guess it didn't work out.

-Hey, Esmeralda Kim. -Thank you.

So, can you pay the fine or not?

Let's check in the van.



One, two, three, four, five dollars?

That means we need

one, two, three, four,

five more dollars to get to ten.

How do we get five more?

We spend the money we have.

Just wait, you'll get it.

Okay, you're not getting it.

I'm suggesting we spend money to make money.

Like start a business.

Yep, even though it breaks librarian rule number two:

don't start a business inside the library,

I say we spend our money on lemonade supplies

and open a lemonade stand.

But Octavius will never let us

open a lemonade stand in his library.

Opal and I will find a way to keep Octavius busy

so he doesn't even know you're there.



[Opal & Omar] Hi!

[shushing]

Could you help us find a book?

Sure, help you find a book is my middle name.

Octavius James Help-You-Find-A-Book Donaldson.

It's a nightmare for paperwork.

Anyways, um, what's the book title?

-Don't know. -Author?

-Ooh, forgot that too. -Um...

-Subject? -I just remember it was red.

Challenge accepted.

Follow me, come on.

Let's go.

So, we need dollars and we started with five.

But we spent all five dollars on lemonade supplies,

which means we have no money left.

[gadget beeping]

So, we need to sell dollars worth of lemonade

to get to our goal.

How much do we charge per cup?

We want many people to buy it,

so let us charge very little.

One cent.

I believe that will work.

[whispering] Lemonade, get your lemonade,

-one cent only. -One cent.



[whispering] This the right book?

No.

Uh, okay...

This one?

-[gasping] -No.

Put it back. And, this one?

No--

Wait, that's the one!

Whoops, already read it.

[loudly] Bye!

[shushing]

[sighing]

Great news, everyone.

We sold cups of lemonade.

Way to go, guys!

[Oswald] Bad news is,

since we only charged one cent per cup

we made pennies.

And pennies equals...

[Omar] One dollar?!

That's less money than we started with!

I shall never pay the fine

and I shall be kicked out of Odd Squad forever.

It's okay, I have another idea for a business.

But I'm going to need another distraction.

[both] Hi!

[shushing]

We need your help again.

But this time it's not a book,

it's a magazine.

Interesting.

Um, magazine title?

Date of publication?

Any information whatsoever?

Challenge accepted. Follow me.

With our new business

we'll fight the only danger known to reading:

papercuts.

With these bandages.

Let's start with what we know moneywise.

-[gadget beeping] -We had one dollar.

[Orla] Then we bought that

package of bandages for one dollar.

[Oswald] We're back down at zero.

We need to make it to ten dollars again.



We should charge more this time.

Two dollars per bandage.

I believe that will work.

Mm, this one?

[both] No.

Okay, you wanna try this one?

[both] No.

What about...

-this one? -[both] No.

Okay, maybe if I check my--

I remember the cover was blue.

With a koala on it.

And a spaceship.

[shushing]

But also, very cool!

[whispering] That should take him a while.

[Octavius] Found it.

Alien Koala Monthly, October .

We also need the Dutch version.

Okay, sure.



May this stop vital fluids from leaving your body!

How did we do?

[Oswald] We sold four bandages.

Since we charged them two dollars apiece

we can skip count by twos and that's....

Two, four, six, eight dollars.

So, we need to sell one more bandage

for two dollars to get to ten.

Hark!

Your bandages are too expensive.

I'll use nature's bandage instead.

We need to lower the price.

We will make less money,

but at least we will be making something.

[whispering] Bandages!

Half price!

Only one dollar!

-One dollar! -Deal.



Here's the French version and the Zulu version.

Now you have Alien Koala Monthly,

October in every language.

My duties as a librarian have been fulfilled

so now I must go.



Look at this, Orla! We have nine dollars.

Just one more dollar to go.

Nothing can stop us now.

-[Octavius] Oswald. -Gah!

You spoke above a whisper

and started a business in the library?

I guess you've forgotten your library museum person ways.

-Wait, but-- -[shushing]

[whispering] He just gave me his full shh!



A day late and a dollar short.

Literally.

Silver lining...

Octavius found the best magazine ever.

He's actually a good librarian.

And he sure loves to shush.

He'd shush all day if it didn't make his throat dry!

I know how to pay Orla's fine.

But I'm going to need to spend all nine dollars.

Do you trust me?

-I'm not sure. -Sounds kinda vague.

What if I whisper my plan to you guys?

[whispering indistinctly]

-Great plan! -Yeah.



Sign this, please.

I told you, I cannot sign until the fine is paid.

-It will be paid. -By you.

We have something you can't resist buying

for dollars.

[rain stick shushing]

It shushed!

And you can shush all day

and your throat will never get dry.

Sold for ten dollars!

Thank you, old friend.

I guess you haven't forgot your library museum person ways.

And I would be glad to sign your paper.

Here you go.

Now we must get this to the Xes.

[Zeno] You just did.

Whoa!

Let us look, Zuza.

[whistling]

What-- what does that mean?

It means we accept it.

[gadget zapping]

[cheering]

[rain stick shushing]

-[whispering] Sorry. -Sorry.

[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad A Guide to Your Gadgets.

Behold, the Flowerinator.

What better way to say, "I love you,"

than with the gift of gadget that makes flowers!

It can make flowers like this,

or this, or this, or this!

But not these.

When the gadget gets some downtime

it likes to listen to polka music.

Even though the flowers smell nice,

the gadget itself smells horrible.

This has been a helpful guide to the Flowerinator.

Remember, knowledge is power,

power is gadgets

and gadgets is power.

[Opal] Odd Squad. Teaming up With Teamwork

Together as a Team.

Hi, Opal here,

member of the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

Before this I was an agent

at the Odd Squad Arctic headquarters.

Now, I'm with OSMU and it's the best

because we're an elite team of agents.

[whispering] But it's not like I would ever

say that out loud to people.

Member of an elite team of agents.

We're an elite team of agents!

We're an elite team of agents.

Oh, come on. That was, like, three times.

We're an elite team of agents.

We're an elite team of agents.

We're an elite team of agents.

Okay, so it's something I say,

but only because we solve a lot of cases.

But if quality, efficiency, and success is what you want,

then call OSMU because we're an elite team of--

Oh...

Yeah, I hear it now.

Yup, I do say that a lot.

[Opal] Odd Squad. Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. I think that was it.

[dynamic instrumental]







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