03x21 - Odd Off the Press

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Odd Squad". Aired: November 26, 2014 – July 8, 2022.*
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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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03x21 - Odd Off the Press

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[Big O]Last time, on Odd Squad...

-Oswald! -I'm Opal.

This is my partner, Omar.

I am Orla.

[Big O] I'd like the four of you to become

an Odd Squad Mobile Unit. Step inside.

[remote bleeping]

[Omar] You know her?

She made me who I am.

-Any of you recognize her? -The Shadow!

My plan is for us to form a villain network.

[evil cackling]

Agent Opal is my sister!

The day we've been waiting for has finally come!

I was way too protective. I'm sorry.

Well, that's just great.

Now I feel bad for doing all this evil stuff!

We cannot hold off this oddness much longer!

Maybe I can help!

[whooshing]

[all cheering]

Everyone, load into the van.

-You guys go on without me. -[all] What?!

[Opal] I need to set things right with Olizabeth.

But... we've always been a team of four!

Who's gonna replace you?

[heroic music]

[Big O]Odd Off The Press.

Odd Squad, Odd Squad!

Questions for you--

[reporters clamouring]

Are the two of you ready to begin?

[hushed] Orla, when did you get braces?

On the way over here.

Also, I prefer to call it "tooth armor."

[hushed] Let's do this.

-[clearing throat] -Yes, uh,

we all know you have a lot of questions

now that Opal is gone,

so we decided to hold this press conference here,

in Reporterville, where all the reporters live.

[reporter] Uh, yeah hi. What happened in Australia?

We captured the odd powers

of many high-profile villains. Next!

[overlapping chatter]

-One more over here, one more. -Where is Opal right now?

She's with her sister, Olizabeth,

fixing all the oddness she caused

when she called herself The Shadow.

And now we would like to introduce the newest member

of the Odd Squad Mobile Unit, Esmerelda Kim!

[girl] Ahem.

[clearing throat]

It seems we've been pronouncing her name wrong the entire time.

Please welcome Osmeralda Kim!

[cheering]

[upbeat music]



Hi there! I'm really excited to join the Odd Squad Mobile Unit

now that my training at the Academy is done,

along with all my piano lessons,

my flute lessons, my karate lessons...

What will your role be on the team?

Uh... I'm not sure. It's my first day.

Will you be "the serious one" of the group, like Olive and Otis?

Or do you see yourself as more of "the fun one,"

-like Olympia and Otto? -I... I don't know.

-[gasping & whispering] -[Orla] Calm thyselves!

Osmeralda has plenty of time to figure out her role on the team.

-[electricity sparking] -[woman] No, she doesn't!

[reporters shouting]

Hello, Odd Squad!

-...And reporters. -Who are you?

We're the three Odd-Ska-Teers!

Uh, there's only two of you.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry! Uh, sorry I'm late.

I forgot to charge my suit last night

so I couldn't just, like, "shoop" here.

What do the three of you want?

We're here to cause oddness,

because we still have our odd powers!

Because we weren't in Australia!

-We got haircuts that day. -They don't need to know that!

-Right. -What they do need to know

is that I already hit Second Street!

It's true. Look!

It's raining chunks of guacamole on Second Street.

And yes, there is an extra charge.

And I struck Third Street.

I'm shoulder-deep in beach balls, and--

[thump]

Back to you, Jim!

[laughing]

...That's your cue, Odd-Ska-Teer !

I didn't have a chance to cause my oddness yet.

What?! Why?

I told you, I didn't charge my suit last night,

so I don't have my powers, because it wasn't charged--

We understand how our suits work!

You're ruining our fancy graphics!

It has a number two and number three

that represents Second and Third Street.

Now there's this ridiculous looking question mark

at the top because you haven't caused your oddness yet!

-Should I go do that now? -[both] Yes!

-OK, uh, SHOOP! -[overlapping chatter]

Fear not, not reporters of Reporterville,

-for we shall stop him. -On Osmeralda's first day?

She doesn't even know what her "thing" is yet! Good luck.

-[reporters clamouring] -What are you gonna do?

How will you stop these villains?

How can I find love?

Love is not something you find.

Love is something that finds you.

No more questions!

[reporter] We need answers!

One more question, one question, please, please!

-One more! We need answers! -Listen up.

I know Opal is gone and Osmeralda

is new to the team, but I believe in you.

But if we get into trouble, you'll come and help us, right?

-Wrong. I'm in space. -[all] WHAT?!

The Odd Squad Space Unit needs my help,

so I'll be gone for a while.

But who's gonna take your place?

-[Orpita] Hi! -[agents exclaiming]

-[all] Orpita? -You all know each other?

Orpita was gonna do a book report on Oswald,

then decided to do a book report on me.

Then we let a creature loose in the van.

[whispering] I never finished the book report.

YOU are filling in for the Big O?

Me? HA! No.

I'm just an assistant to the Big O.

She's helping interview agents for the job.

In the meantime, I need you to stop these villains.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

So cool! Anyway, good luck!

OK, everybody, we need to figure out

where these villains are gonna strike next.

-Any ideas? -Yes!

Uh, Osmeralda? What are you doing?

I'm trying to be the intense one of the group!

And I think these three villains are related. Look!

Because of the triangle?

You see a triangle? I see a house!

Especially if you draw a chimney on it like I did.

With some flowers, and a walkway.

-I love it. -Also,

people who live in a house are often related!

-OK... -That's all I got right now.

Maybe they're counting by one!

First they stuck Second Street, and then Third Street.

Or two, then three.

So if the last street they struck was three,

the next street will be four.

Let us go to Fourth Street!



[Omar] See anything out there?

No sign of oddness...

except for the reporters talking to their cameras.

Sasha Sanderson reporting to you live from Fourth Street

to say that there are no villains causing oddness.

Maybe we b*at the villains here.

Or we're in the wrong place!

I'm reporting live from Fifth Street,

where it appears the three Odd-Ska-Teers have struck again.

Running shoes are falling from the sky,

and the Odd Squad Mobile Unit isn't here to help!

I really hope they find a replacement for the Big O.



[Orpita] This room is so much fun!

My voice echoes! Listen! ECHO!

[echoing] ECHO! ECHO!

I don't have much time, Assistant O.

Luckily, I made a chart to help.

[cunning music]

The vertical column along the side

shows all the candidates I'll be interviewing for the job!

And what's in the horizontal row,

the one going side to side?

[Orpita] Those are attributes,

or the qualities we're looking for in your substitute.

So I'll ask questions to determine things

like their strength, juice box knowledge, and math skills.

And we can give them a check mark

if they have that attribute!

And the person with the most check marks

will become your substitute!

Great plan. Keep me posted.

-[knocking] -My first interview! Come on in!

-Hi! -[echoing] Hi!

Oh, wow. Check out the echo in this place, eh?

You're Orpita, right? Very nice to meet you. So exciting.

Now, before we get started, I just want to ask you a question.

-Have you seen my glasses? -They're... on your face.

...Yes!

OK, so, uh, do I get the job?



[Oswald] It makes no sense.

Second Street, then Third Street, then Fifth Street.

[air horn blaring]

What are you doing?!

Instead of being the intense one on the team,

I could be the silly one! Woo-hoo!

-[pop] -YAY!

I'm sorry to disappoint you,

but everyone knows I am the silly one.

But worry not, for you shall find your role

-on the team in due time. -[Oswald] Yeah!

Maybe now that these villains have filled

that triangle thingy, they're all done causing oddness.

I bet you thought we were done causing oddness...

but we're not!

We started a brand new triangle.

I already struck Eighth Street, and covered it in marbles!



And I struck First Street with leftover French fries.

They're cold and soggy, and donotreheat well!

And I went home!

-To get my charger. -[both] Wait, what?

My suit ran out of power, remember?

Why didn't you ask to borrow my charger?

Because you would have been mad that I forgot my charger!

Are you kidding me?

Go charge your suit and cause your oddness, now!

...I don't even know how to get out of here!

What does he think we're doing here?

-This is good. -How is this good?!

We have more data now.

In the first triangle, they added the first two numbers

together to determine where to strike next.

Oh, yeah! Because two plus three equals five!

So if we add the two numbers in the new triangle...

eight plus one equals nine!

One plus eight also equals nine.

That's the thing about these triangles.

You can move the three numbers around,

and they all work together.

Look!

...Which really makes me think the numbers are related.

Good point! But we should head to Ninth Street

before it's too late.

[British accent] Off we go, then, guvna!

...I was trying to be the British one of the group.

[Orpita] Repeat after me: "Well, what are you waiting for? Go!"

Well.

What are you waiting for?

But are you maybe not feeling well?

Do you need to take a day off?

'‘Cause the last thing I want to do

is send you out into the field with a case of the sniffles.

...I would try that again.

Well? What are you waiting for?

Gooooo!

[continues holding "o"]

Interesting...

Well, what are you waiting for! Go!

Nicely done!

[upbeat music]

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

Very good.

Well, who are you waiting for? Moe?

...OK, so now do I get the job?

-[juice box slurping] -What juice flavour is that?



Strawberry.



Strawberry and kiwi.



[juice sloshing]

[gargling]

...Arctic Mr. O?

I got it. Water.



Did I get a check mark?

Orpita?

Strawberries from southern Spain,

kiwis from Mexico, and a hint of carrot from Nepal.



[Orpita] Now chop that board.

HYAAA!

[Orpita] Now chop that block.

[shouting]

Now, chop those boards and those blocks.

With my hands?!



How did we do, Assistant O?

I filled the chart with check marks to see how everyone did.

Arctic Mr. O got one check mark.

Belgian Ms. O got two check marks.

Manila Ms. O got three check marks.

And the person who got the most, with four check marks,

is Denver Mr. O!

-Congratulations. -[Denver Mr. O] YES!

[Orpita] You're the new O in charge of Odd Squad.

-Let's get you to the office. -I can't believe I got it!

[Orla] Here we are. Ninth street.

Now we wait for them to strike.

They already struck.

Over on Seventh Street.

You can tell because the inside of my jacket...

is filled with cotton candy.

Well, could be worse things than that! Come on.

Did I mention...

my creature legs?

-[Orla & Oswald exclaiming] -...Wow.

[tense music]

To be continued!



[triumphant music]

[roaring]

[Oona]Odd Squad Training Video #:

A Guide To Your Health.

How do you do, agents?

Being healthy is an important part

of staying on top of all your cases.

So get plenty of sleep, remember to exercise,

and never eat the one million-year-old cheese

in the Odd Squad Museum, or this...

can happen to you.

We all make mistakes.

This one happens to make my lab smell like cheese.

Luckily, we could fix this with...

magical crackers!

You can find these magical crackers

in the magical cr*cker room,

right next to the tomato soup room.

Or, just follow the cr*cker crumbs.

[crunching]

Tell me you did not already start eating those!

How many did you eat?

What this agent does not know

is that it takes exactly six crackers to cure a cheese head.

If you eat any more, then your whole body

will turn into cheese... forever.

Well, let's figure out how many crackers this agent ate.

One, two, three, four, five crackers are left.

Using an equation or a number sentence,

we can find out how many crackers he ate.

Every container holds ten crackers,

and we want to know the combination

of two numbers that will add together to make ten.

We know that five are left, so we could put that

in the first blank. We just need to figure out

what number should go in the other blank to make ten.

Usually the blank is at the end of the equation,

after the equal sign, not in the middle.

What if we switch this equation around

so it looks like a subtraction question we've seen before?

Because you can actually subtract five from ten

to figure out the missing number.

Much easier! So ten minus five crackers equals five.

This agent ate five crackers.

And since curing a cheese head requires exactly six crackers,

he just needs to eat one more magical cr*cker.

[crunching]

Hey, it's Ohlm!

Thanks, Oona! Sorry this happens every day...

It's OK.

I like the lab smelling like cheese.

And now, the rest of the story.

[tense music]

This just in: The Three Odd-Ska-Teers

continue to create oddness in the town of Reporterville,

Osmeralda still hasn't figured out

how she fits on the team, and I still haven't found love.

[Big O]That's enough!

[Mr. O] Thanks for the update.

You can return to Reporterville now.

That's it? I could do, like, horoscopes.

We do horoscopes sometimes, too.

...I just gotta pack up.

[wheels squeaking]

[grunting]

Can someone get the door?

Are you... I'll get the door.

You guys are busy.

Alright. Let's talk strategy.

Here's Reporterville.

Your job as the substitute Big O is to make sure

the Oddness doesn't spread to neighbouring towns.

-[alarms blaring] -Ahh!

Oddness is spreading to neighbouring towns.

That was fast!

-[phone ringing] -Ahh!

You should answer that.

Right. OK, no problem.

Big O's headquarters, how can I help you?

[phone ringing]

Where's that ringing coming from?

There's phones under your desk.

[Mr. O] Please hold a minute.

[blaring continue]

Big O's headquarters, how can I help you?

[phone ringing]

Please hold. Big O's headquarters!

[phone ringing]

So, in the first triangle,

they added up the first two numbers

to come up with the third.

Two plus three equals five.

But why did they not do that in the second triangle?

Because they subtracted! Look. Eight minus one equals seven.

So if they used addition in the first triangle

and subtraction in the second triangle,

the next time they strike, they will use--

-[Oswald] Addition! -[Omar] Subtraction.

We are doomed.

[eerie voice] Or mayyybe nottt!

...I can be the spooky one of the group!

-Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! -Our van's already haunted.

[eerie music]

Aw, man!

I don't know why this happens.

Just my luck. Either way, I don't think we're doomed.

The more I look at these triangles,

the more I think these numbers are related. Look!

Well, well, well!

If it isn't the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

-Trying to solve a case. -And talking with their mouths!

...this is why I said we should rehearse before we started.

Never mind that!

We started a new triangle of oddness.

I just covered Tenth Street in mismatched socks.

[chiming]

And this time I went second,

because my suit was fully charged!

Well, tell them what you did.

Oh. I blasted Sixth Street with melted cheese.

[chiming]

And what oddness did you cause, Odd-Ska-Teer Two?

I... fell into a puddle of water and my suit stopped working.

[gasping]

But, uh, my shirt stayed quite dry, actually.

Why didn't you tell me earlier? I have a spare suit in my car!

Wait, why didn't you offer me your other suit

when my suit ran out of power?

I'm tired of managing the both of you.

So we're all gonna go out and cause oddness together.

And it'll be the oddest thing ever!

Come on!

Bye, Odd Squad.

[ominous music]

[phones ringing]

Everything you need to solve this problem

is at your fingertips.

The desk is equipped with all the emergency buttons you need.

So many buttons...

All you have to do is think through the problem

and find the right button!

OK. OK. Button... button...

I'm pushing all the buttons!

[alarms blaring]

[computer]All emergency protocols activated.

[all] Uh-oh.

[water hissing]

Sorry, Big O, but I think I liked being a Mr. O better!

My desk in Denver only has three buttons!

Well, that's just great. Now what?

Deactivating alarm and sprinkler!

-[alarms stop] -[phones ringing]

Get the agents ready!

I'm sending you a map of the plan.

Prepare Plan .!

[phone ringing]

And get me a rhubarb pie, STAT!

Looks like my replacement was here all along.

[Arctic Mr. O] Thanks, Big O!

It's just like I always say:

hang around long enough and things work out.

I was talking about Orpita.

Oh, yeah. Solid choice.

She definitely checks all the boxes.

You want me to be the Big O?

Little O. But I have a feeling you'll grow into the job.

[computer] You have an incoming call

from the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

Good luck, Little O.

Thanks, Big O!

-Patch them through! -Orpita, things are a mess.

I'm actually "Little O" now, but we'll catch up on that later.

Reporterville is covered with oddness,

and we're no closer to catching The Three Odd-Ska-Teers!

And I still don't know my place on the team.

Osmeralda, you don't have to figure it out on your own.

Odd Squad is a family.

Even though none of you are technically related.

Wait one tiny little notch on a sundial!

Osmeralda, you said something

about the numbers being related at least several dozen times.

Show me thy notepad!

[chiming]

[Orpita] Those are fact families.

[all] What?

A fact family is a group of math facts using the same numbers.

[Oswald] She's right!

In the case of addition and subtraction,

you use three numbers and get four facts!

Like the way Osmeralda did here, with the first triangle.

Another neat thing?

The two bottom numbers add up to the top number.

Two plus three equals five!

And one plus seven equals eight!

So we can use the two numbers in the third triangle

to figure out where they will strike next!

A six in the bottom corner, then a blank, then ten at the top.

[Osmeralda] So, six plus blank should equal ten.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Four is the other number that goes in the triangle!

[all] They're heading to Fourth Street!

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

...That was fun!

-[lasers zapping] -[people shouting]

[cackling evilly]

[all] Odd Squad, Odd Squad! Stop right there.

You're gonna stop US?

[laughing]

[all] Oh, yeah!

-[inhaling] -[zapping]

[slow-mo shouting]

[heroic music]

[zapping]



[zapping]

[thrumming]



[buzzing]

[zapping]



[zapping]



How did you even figure out we were here on Fourth Street?

A little word I like to call "Osmeralda."

If it wasn't for her, we never would have figured it out.

Yeah, she was thinking outside the box.

She zigged while we zagged.

She took the elevator while we took the stairs. She--

She's the out-of-the-box thinker of the group. We get it.

-That works for me! -Can we go now?

After you clean up all the oddness you caused.

-That makes sense. -Alright. Fine.

-Come on-- -OK, no--

-Where are we-- -No, no, no. My right.

-To my right! -I said to the right!

What are you-- Go to the right!

-Do little hops-- -[Odd Squad] We did it!

Well, there you have it, folks.

The Odd Squad Mobile Unit

finally saved the day in Reporterville.

I'm Rex Turnstone, reminding you that you'll never find love

unless you love yourself first.

-Excellent work, agents. -[agents] Thanks, Big O!

Now I would like to formally introduce you

to my substitute, the Little O!

-[Orpita] Hi! -[agents exclaiming]

I was hiding.

-Congratulations. -Way to go, Orpita!

She'll be in charge of Odd Squad Earth

while I'm here in space.

Little O, why don't you take a look around the van

-while I say goodbye? -You bet!

-Watch how fast I can run. -[hushed] That was fast.

[staticky]Agents, I'm entering deep space

and about to lose you.

Permission to speak tender words?

Permission granted.

Big O, you have taught me many valuable things.

Like how to take my time when solving a problem,

and how to open a can of tuna without bashing it on a rock.

-Thank you. -Thanks, Orla.

-I loved-- -Big O, you taught--

You can go first.

Big O, I made a scrapbook with a bunch of memories.

Look!

[chiming]

This is page one, when we first met.

And this is page two, when you gave us our first case.

-This is page three, when you-- -[coughing]

[Oswald] You know what? I'll pop it in the mail

so you can have a look at the rest of it in space.

-Thanks, Oswald. -Big O, I really want to--

I'm really--

You know what? You've been here longer.

-I'll go last. -OK.

Big O, I really want you to have this.

[chiming]

My most favourite souvenir ever.

It's our van!

And it goes around the world!

Omar, you don't really want me to take that, do you?

...No, I really don't.

You should keep it, then.

Thank you, Big O! You're the best.

I guess that leaves you, Osmeralda.

I kinda didn't want to go last

because I only got to work on one mission with you,

which is the one we just did.

So, technically, I only got to work with you for about an hour,

and that's not a lot of time to foster a meaningful--

[coughing]

...but the truth is, I feel like we've been friends forever.

And that's because of you, Big O.

Every agent you meet, you make them feel special

because you see what each one of us is capable of.

And because of that, all of us are able to go out there

and solve anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

I know I'm just doing the saying, but...

I really do mean it.

[gentle sad music]

Thank you. To all of you.



...I'm not quite sure what to say.

Let us say it for you, then.

[all] Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

[static buzzing]

[heartfelt music]

-[Orpita] I'm back! -[agents exclaiming]

I'm really super-duper excited

to work with you all, and now that The Odd-Ska-Teers

have been defeated, let's hope we don't have

any more big surprises for a while.

[all] Agreed!

[dramatic music]

, days guarding the Golden Sundial.



There it is, Sister Sally.

-We finally found it! -Nice work, Sister Sally.

Now, we just need to find a way to break in

and take the Golden Sundial for ourselves!

[both cackling]

[valiant music]

I joined because I lived in a cave for years

and figured this was a solid next step.

I joined because a loaf of bread

shouldn't come with instructions.

Very helpful, though!

I joined because raisins should be tasty, not chatty.

[raisin] The other day I went to the store

and you'll never believe who I ran into!

[muffled] Whoa, it's dark in here!

-[plop] -[raisin] Anyway, I ran into--

-We are... -We are...

-We are... -Odd Squad.

Since the beginning of time, and also forward in time,

we've been fighting odd.

In our spare time, we also like to draw pictures of ourselves.

We really like this one.

There's no case too big...

no case too small.

At Odd Squad, we do it all.

Yes, that is a zebra selling lemonade.

Join Odd Squad at pbskids.org,

and you can get top-notch training, including...

...how to choose a new look when you join

your favourite Odd Squad Department.

What uniform to choose,

and where to find your favourite gadgets.

[metallic clunking]

You'll have all kinds of fun at Odd Squad,

from disco dance parties to defeating giant robots.



You can also watch Odd Squad cases.

-[lasers zapping] -[people shouting]

[cackling evilly]

[all] Odd Squad, Odd Squad! Stop right there.

You're gonna stop us?

[laughing]

[all] Oh, yeah!

-[inhaling] -[zapping]

[slow-mo shouting]

Join today. Odd Squad needs YOU!

And I need to find my other shoe.

[thud]

Nice.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!

[Oswald]Welcome to Odd Squad, and a guide to your gadgets!

Behold, the Flip-flop-inator, a handy number-flipping device

first created by Oscar.

In addition to flipping numbers, it can also

flip grilled cheese sandwiches, scrape gum off chairs,

and stop tables from being all wobbly.

The Flip-flop-inator's main power source

is maple syrup, but not the cheap kind!

Only the best from Quebec.

This has been a helpful guide to the Flip-flop-inator.

Remember, knowledge is power, power is gadgets,

and gadgets is wiener dogs.

[Opal]Odd Squad:

Teaming Up With Teamwork Together as a Team.

Hey! I'm Omar.

I work for the very first Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

I get to travel around the world in this awesome van.

It solves so much oddness.

And occasionally, I stop to get a souvenir.

We can tour Toronto, and get a souvenir!

I guess I'll just step away and find a North Carolina souvenir.

I got a souvenir!

Maybe more than occasionally.

I like to have something to remember

the amazing moments in my life.

But it isn't all fun and games

here at the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

Devil's Tower board game?

You need to put the ball in the hole.

Cards!

Well, this has been fun to do...

wish I had a souvenir to remember it.

Or maybe I do!

That's a mini-me in there!

Now wait for it...

YAY!

[Opal]Odd Squad: Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. think that was it.

[heroic music]













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