03x33 - Odd Together Now

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Odd Squad". Aired: November 26, 2014 – July 8, 2022.*
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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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03x33 - Odd Together Now

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My name is Agent Orla.

These are my partners, Oswald, Omar and Osmerelda.

This is my favorite birthmark.

We travel the world investigating anything strange,

weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

-[heroic music] -[beams zapping]



[fists thudding]



[zapping]

Huh?

[rumbling reverse zap]

Woo!

[crackling]

-[screaming] -[bicycle bells ringing]



[Orla]Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Little O] Odd Together Now.

[alarms blaring]

Agent Occidental, how are the shields holding up?

They're on a %.

Really? That's fantastic.

Wait a second, it's upside down.

They're almost gone!

[thudding]

Where's my backup?

Right here, Little O!

What's happening?

Villains are trying to break into my headquarters.

Agent Ocular, give me a visual.

Okay, villains, on my count,

-we're going to break into-- -Puppy Master, look.

The camera's on.

Give up, Odd Squad.

There's no stopping us,

because we brought a bunch of blobs...

[squelching]

and a flying squid.

[squid hissing]

And...

an invisible dragon.

[cackling]

-I think you lost it. -Wait.

-It's over there. -[flames puffing]

[all] Ugh!

And we're gonna break into your headquarters.

[cackling]

After a ten minute snack break.

What? Why?

The blobs are hungry.

[squelching]

Fine, but after the snack,

we're so getting inside and stealing that sundial!

Marty Marmalade, marmalade this.

-[goop squirting] -[static]

Wait, does she mean the ancient, golden sundial we found?

The one that is right there?

[heavenly chords]

Exactly.

But why would villains want to steal something

that would allow them to travel back in time

and undo every good thing

that Odd Squad ever did...

never mind, I got it.

What if we destroy the sundial?

Tried that earlier. Watch.

[beam f*ring]

Whoa!

[beam zapping]

Same thing with this gadget.

-[all screaming] -[beam rapidly zapping]

And this gadget.

-[all] That's it. -You don't have to do it again.

When Big O was in charge,

she stopped villains from breaking in all the time.

She always knew what to do.

I have no idea.

You asked for help, which is a noble first step.

Hey, speaking on help, what if we find Olando?

Good idea, he guarded the sundial for hundreds of years.

Maybe, he knows how to destroy it.

And in the mean time, I know how to hold off the villains.

Sounds like a plan.

Osmerelda and I will go with Omar,

Oswald, you and Orla speak with Olando.

Wait, where do we find Olando?

In my favorite department.

[clock ticking]

So, Olando, you work as a juice inspector now?

Yes, it is quiet work, but important,

for I find problems with every box I check,

like this one has a straw attached to it.

Yeah, that's supposed to be there.

I fear my life has been wasted.

Well, you can help us now, old friend,

for we know not how to destroy this.

Ah, the golden sundial.

It must be activated in order to destroy it, but...

that is not possible,

because the crystals are missing.

Here should be the ruby rectangle.

Ah, a rectangle is a shape with four straight sides.

One, two, three and four.

And here should be the teal trapezoid.

A trapezoid has four sides.

One, two, three, four,

including two sides that are parallel,

one and two.

Fear not, I can lead you to find new crystals.

Ah, a mighty quest!

Orla, can I talk to you?

One second.

[softly] Are you sure we can trust Olando?

Last time we were on a case, he almost got us all destroyed.

I believe everyone deserves a second chance.

Also, I am worried about leaving him here.

Aah, why will this straw not pierce thy mighty nectar?!

[grunting]

I think you're right.



On three, we're gonna charge through the door.

One...

Two...

Okay, villains, we give up.

Nice try, Little O, but you'll--

Wait, what?

Really? Why?

Because your villain team is awesome,

and you'll totally get in.

So, better to quit now. Less mess.

Really appreciate that.

-Alright, let's do this. -Wait!

You should sign the Visitors Book first.

-What? -But Why?

Why would we sign it?

Every visitor signs the book.

And if you don't, other villains might not believe you broke in.

[gasping]

Everyone, sign this book now!



Halt! The protector of the crystals.

Odd Squad!

[both] Logan the Ogre?

You did not mention you were a crystal protector.

Well, some things are better left unsaid.

Like how I have toes, not on my feet.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Olando.

He's the bravest warrior I ever met.

I still have a painting from your last battle.

Ah yes, one of my finest moments.

Wow, what's it been, like years?

What have you been up to, since then?

I inspect juice boxes.

Eh.

[birds chirping]

[Oswald exhaling]

Someone else please talk now?

Oh, I can.

We're looking for a ruby rectangle

so we can destroy a magic sundial.

Yeah, fresh out of rectangles,

but I do have some ruby squares.

[both] Ugh!

Wait...

That can work.

It can?

Sometimes, you can combine shapes to make new ones.

Watch.

A square has four equal sides.

One, two, three, four.

But if you combine two squares,

you can make...

[all] A rectangle!

-[whimpering] -Sorry.

I'm an ogre.

It's what I do.

So, all we need to activate the sundial is a teal trapezoid.

I know a second crystal keeper that has some.

She lives down that way.

[all] Thank you.



The Visitors Book is signed.

Now, that sundial is ours.

Single file line, everybody.

What do we do now?

You can't steal it yet.

Why not?!

Because, first you have to visit...

the gift shop!

No way.

Waste of time.

They don't even have my size.

You can use my employee discount.

Now, we're talking!

[all cheering]



Halt!

The second crystal keeper.



Oh, is that Olando, the mighty warrior?

You know each other?

Oh, how can I forget the mightiest warrior

I've ever seen fight?

Ah, I even got a t-shirt from your last battle, years ago.

What foes have you vanquished hence?

Uh, none.

I inspect juice boxes now.

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

Can someone else please talk?

We require a teal trapezoid.

Oh, I'm fresh out.

All I have are these teal triangles.

[all growling]

Ah, wait!

What if we combine these shapes to make the shapes we need?

-Good idea. -Uh-huh!

Oh, be careful with that, yep.

You're breaking it you buy it though, right?

If I turn these triangles like so...

it makes a square.

And if I add one triangle to either side like this...

[all agents] A trapezoid!

Quick, let's bring these back to headquarters.

Or, I can transport you there with magic.

[all] Oh, yes!

Okay, so you might just not end up with

the same heads on your bodies.

-Yeah... -You know,

I think we're just gonna run instead.

-Good, let's go! -I agree.

Thank you, bye!

[groaning]

Good news, friends.

[groaning]

We now have all the crystals to destroy the sundial.

Hurry, the villains are already at the self-checkout register.

[beeping]

[automated voice]Please remove the item from your basket.

There's no item in my basket!

-[rapid beeping] -Please remove the item

-from your basket. -Argh!

Olando, place the crystals.



[Olando] Here should be the ruby rectangle,

and here is the trapezoid.



That is how you do it.

[all] Whoa!

Great work, team.

Disaster avoided.

Now, we can destroy the sundial.

No.

[all] No?

I cannot allow the sundial to be destroyed.

Rope-inator!

-[beam zapping] -Whoa!

[screaming]

[all] What are you doing?

You heard what Logan and the Wizardess said.

I was once the greatest warrior in all of Odd Squad.

Should I mention I wasn't there when they said that?

-Doesn't seem like the time. -Mm-hm.

Now, look at me.

I cannot even figure out how a juicebox works.

We can find you a different job!

We're a team, we can help.

No, I am not like you, Orla.

I cannot live in this time.

That is why I am going back.

[beams zapping]

Olando, do not go through that portal!

I don't think that he can.

Because something else is coming out.

[loud hissing]

[ominous music]

[thudding]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[roaring]

I don't want the sundial that bad!

Me neither.

Good luck, Odd Squad!

[cackling]

No! No!

[roaring]

To be continued...

[heroic fanfare]

[roaring]

Odd Squad Training Video #

How to Repair an Oonabot.

Howdee-doo, agents.

Just like Oscar has Oscarbots,

I have Oonabots!

[mechanical whirring]

But sometimes these robots don't work properly.

For instance, when this robot opens her mouth,

she sounds like a busy cafeteria.

[plates clinking and chatter]

[mechanical whirring]

Let's have a looksee at what might be wrong.

[mechanical whirring]

-[pneumatic hissing] -Aha,

there's the problem.

The trapezoid circuit board is fried.

A trapezoid is a -sided shape,

, , , ,

that has one pair of straight sides.

And now I need to replace it.

Hm.

No trapezoids.

But that's okay,

because I can combine shapes!

Like this square and these two triangles.

Or four triangles.

[clacking]

Or two small rectangles and two triangles!

[clacking]

[electric buzzing]

[mechanical whirring]

No cafeteria noise.

Good as new!

But what happens when one of your Oonabots

become smarter than you, takes over your life,

while he actual real Oona is out getting lunch?

Uh, what's going on in here?

There you are! Something very odd has happened.

Yes, I'm talking to you,

the one who noticed my voice isn't matching my lips.

Take a look at this.

The Odd Squad Mobile Unit van is full of secrets.

Secrets of the van...

that are fun to discover and explore.

Go to pbskids.org to get started.

Odd Squad needs you!

And now, the rest of the story.

[hissing and roaring]

[all screaming]

-[buzzing] -[screaming]

-[beams f*ring] -[screaming]

Fear not,

I have defeated this creature before, and shall again.

You've done enough, Olando.

Untangle-inator!

-[zapping] -[all exhaling]

Everyone, get your freeze-inators.

[all f*ring]

[roaring]

Uh, what's happening?

The name of that creature is a Zap-Me-Not.

Because the one thing you should never do is...

[all] Zap it!

[overlapping arguments]

-[loud f*ring] -[screaming]

We need to catch that creature

and send it back to its own time.

[panting]



It's way too big!

There's no way it'll fit through the portal now.

There's gotta be a way to make the portal bigger.

While you figure that out,

Olando and I shall figure out a way

-to lure the creature back. -We?

But look at all the trouble I have caused already.

Even more of a reason to give you a chance to put it right.

I could go into a very long speech on subject,

but because we are short on time,

I shall skip to the end.

You can do it, now move!

[adventurous music]



Let's try stretching this portal.

Everyone, grab a side!

Um, is it safe to touch it?

Only one way to find out.

[all straining]

This feels amazing.

It's like a massage for my hands.

And it, like, moisturizes at the same time.

Did we pick the best job or what?

Totally!

Now, less talking, more stretching!

[all straining]



The Zap-Me-Not is zapping every building in sight.

[zapping]

Not every building,

just the ones shaped like a cube.

Forgive my confusion, what is a cube?

It is a D shape.

Still nothing.

D shapes, like my business card,

have two dimensions,

length and height,

but this box of gadgets is a cube.

It is D, which means it has three dimensions.

Length,

height,

but also width.

You have a cube!

Yes, that is what I said.

No, you have a cube,

which we can use to lure the creature away

from those buildings.

Provided we can get its attention.

I do not think that'll be a problem.

-[roaring] -Run!

[zapping]



[panting]

I think it's stretched a big bigger.

At this rate, who knows how long it'll take

to make it the size we need?

Six years, four months and three days.

-What? -What?

I like math.

It's too bad the Big O isn't here,

she would definitely know what to do.

[sighing]

Wait, what if she could be here?

[all] Huh?

The sundial works like a time machine, remember?

So, we can use it to go back in time,

find the Big O, and ask for help.

But to do that, we'd have to know exactly

where she was at an exact moment in time.

When she was still a Miss O, she was in her office

at Precinct on November th, at : am.

How did you know that?

When I was at the Odd Squad gift shop,

I bought her biography.



[loud thud]

Big O!

It's Miss O!

-Um, yeah. -Right!

Heh, sorry.

Miss O, this is going to sound unbelievable, but...

[Big O] You traveled back in time to help fix

a problem in the future.

So, what's the problem?

It's actually this portal.

We need your help to make it bigger.

Way bigger.

[Big O] Oscar!

Hey, guys.

[all] Awesome!



Whoa!

How long must be play this game of Keep Away for?

-Aah! -[zapping]

Till the portal is big enough.

I am sure the others are focused on the task at hand.

And here's the little symbol for the Mobile Unit, see?

It's a steering wheel.

I always thought that it was a tire.

No, it's an orange pretzel.

Hate to interrupt, but Oscar's ready.

[Oscar] Behold, my latest gadget.

What are those?

[Oscar] Stretch-inators.

And, if we blast all four at the same time,

we should be able to make the portal big enough.

Right, Oscar?

Absolutely.

[Big O] So, looks like you have what you need to save the day.

But, what if we fail?

You might.

[all] What?

[Big O] But trying and failing is always better

than never trying at all,

especially when it comes to saving the world.

Thanks, Big O.

I mean, Miss O.

Call me Oprah.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go!



Let's go!

[whooshing]

You wanted to see us, Miss O?

There you two are. Something very odd has happened.



We can play this game all day!

-[zapping] -[screaming]

Aah! Here, come and zap it.

-[zapping] -Orla, catch.

-[zapping] -[thudding]

[both] Uh-oh.

[heavy footsteps]

[sighing]

We're out of cubes.

We shall never get that creature back now.

[both sighing]

An Odd Squad agent never says never,

and even though I really want to go down this slide right now,

follow me. We've got work to do.



Everybody got their Stretch-inators?

Ready!

Ready!

Ready!

Well, what are we waiting for? Go!

-[beams f*ring] -[all groaning]

It's working!

Keep going.

We just need the creature.

Who has a cube?

Still working on it.

Not a cube.

Not a cube.

Another not a cube.

Come on, hurry, my hands are getting sweaty.

Very much not a cube.

Orla! Hark, I found these square pieces of scrap metal.

Olando, I told you,

a square is D, a cube has three dimensions.

Yes, length, height and width,

I remember, but,

what if we combine squares to make a cube?

Just like we combined the shapes to make the crystals.

[groaning]

How's that cube coming?

We have , , , , , squares.

That is how many squares we need to make a cube.

Combine-inator!

[zapping]

-We did it! -I can't hold this

for much longer!

Now, we just need the Zap-Me-Not

to feast its eyes on this cube.

On it!

Yep-yep-yep-yep!

Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep!

Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep! Yep-yep-yep-yep! Yep-yep--

Olando, I did not know you spoke Zap-Me-Not.

I do not.

That is just an annoying noise

that usually gets people's attention.

[heavy footsteps]

And it appears to be working.

-[growling] -Aah!

Together?

Together.

[all groaning]

[heroic music]

[beams f*ring]



[screaming]

[straining]



[Oswald] Throw it!





[all screaming]



Whoa!

[all cheering]

[all] Yes!

[chattering excitedly]

Good work, agents.

Olando, we could not have done it without you.

I must admit, being part of a team was,

how do you say...

fun.

Does that mean you will stay here,

in the present?

I will.

[all] Yes!

And the first thing I will do is get myself

a new agent-suit,

and maybe a sandwich.

I'm quite hungry.

-Bye! -Bye.

-See you again. -See ya.

Well, it seems like the only thing left to do

is destroy the sundial.

-Or... -Or what?

It might be nice to go back in time

to tell Miss O that her plan worked.

Good idea! Plus, there are a ton of Odd Squad agents

I want to see in action, just like Olive, Otto,

Olympia and Otis.

Are you suggesting we use this to go wherever

and whenever we want?

[all] Yes.

As long as we take pictures!

[all cheering]

[heroic theme]



[growling]



Whoa!

♪ Choose a path

♪ Do the math

♪ 'Cause the days are numbered till the end of time ♪

Whoa!



♪ Is it wrong for a song

♪ To be so intense but still have words that rhyme? ♪

[screaming]

♪ The world is all you have, my friend ♪

♪ A world you must defend

♪ Odd Squad forever

[screaming]

♪ Odd Squad forever

Charge!



♪ Odd Squad forever



♪ Odd Squad forever



[Oswald]Welcome to Odd Squad: A Guide to Your Gadgets!

Behold, the toothbrush-inator.

The first gadget ever created.

Most people don't know this:

the toothbrush-inator isn't usedfor brushing teeth,

it's used to comb your eyebrows with high-quality bristles

made from only the finest horsetail hair.

The toothbrush-inator can withstand anything--

except toothpaste.

This has been a helpful guide to the toothbrush-inator.

Remember, knowledge is power.

Power is gadgets. And gadgets is ham salad.

[Little O]Odd Squad: Teaming Up with Teamwork

Together as a Team.

[monotone] Hello, my name is...

Oswald.

Proud member of the Odd Squad...

Mobile Unit.

At OSMU, I get to go on adventures

and be brave,

and laugh in the face of danger.

Ha-ha-ha.

Yay, danger.

We're in danger?!

[screams]

[scream tapers off]

[monotone] But the thing I love most about being in OSMU--

-[cards clatter] -Ah! Just a sec...

[awkward laughter]

[panting]

Hello, my name is--

Oops, wrong card.

"Ha ha ha"?

Argh.

Um....

A-ha!

The thing I love most about being in OSMU is,

you never know what's going to happen...

next.

[Little O]Odd Squad: Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. I think that was it.

[instrumental theme plays]





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