- The point of the movie was
- if you're going
- To jail for life,
- do it with Eddie Murphy.
Yeah, that guy
cracks me up.
Coffees all around?
- Sounds good.
- You the man, Dev.
I know.
Isn't devlin great?
- Don't you
- just love him?
Oh, yeah...
He's something.
I miss double-dating
with you guys.
I mean, now
we can be a
foursome again...
Go everywhere together.
- Jordan:
- Well, yeah, except for...
Devlin... has that laugh.
Laugh?
Tia, don't tell me
you didn't hear it
- throughout the
- entire movie.
The brother's adenoids were
jamming in surround sound.
Yes.
He has a great sense of humor.
- Tia, it's a weird,
- nervous laugh
And I don't even think
he knows he does it.
Well, neither do I.
I've been going out with devlin
for three weeks now
- and I have never noticed
- his laugh.
What?
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Lisa:
Uh-uh... uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
No, you didn't!
Girl, no, you did not.
Apparently, she did.
I got to go, Nadine.
Somebody without a life
is listening in.
I'll see you Friday.
I was not listening in.
So where are you going Friday?
Nadine got us tickets
to go to the opening of ragtime.
Ah, that's nice...
Two dateless women
taking each other out...
A night on the town.
You need to grow up, ray.
- Nadine and I
- can relax...
Let our hair down.
- Sometimes men... they just more
- trouble than they worth.
Ooh, hello, trouble.
Hey, Victor sims!
Is there an Alpha man
in this house. A-phi!
Boy, you son of a g*n.
What are you doing
in Detroit?
I'm moving back.
- I just got back
- into town
- And I wanted to stop by
- and say hi.
- Oh, man,
- that's great.
- How long has it
- been, ten years?
Oh, you liar. It can't be.
We both look the same.
Now who's lying?
Oh, I don't know
but I'd sure like
to find out.
- Lisa, this
- is Victor sims
My old running buddy
from college days.
Hello, Victor.
Ray, you lucky dog.
No, no, no, we're not...
I mean, we don't...
- I mean, this
- is just, uh...
Ray and I are friends
with freedom...
Freedom to live
and freedom to love.
- And the freedom
- to leave.
Victor, would you like
to stay for dinner?
Oh, I would love to
but I got to meet
the movers back
at my new house.
I'd love to take
a rain check.
You got it, Victor.
How about Friday?
Lisa's going out,
and we'll have the
house to ourselves.
- Two players
- like the old days.
Hey, you're on, man.
All right.
I'll see you then.
Nice to meet you, Lisa.
Wasn't it?
Good seeing you.
- Sims:
- You, too, ray.
- Watch yourself.
- Watch yourself.
Oh, hey, guys.
- Lisa:
- Hey.
Smells great.
It'll be ready as soon
as you set the table.
Oh, thanks.
- Well, honey,
- this is a treat...
- To actually see
- your face at dinner.
- You haven't been hanging
- around much lately
- Since you started
- dating that boy...
Dilbert.
It's devlin.
Oh, so, when are we going
to meet this del-Von?
As soon as you learn his name.
Hey, guys.
Mm, smells great.
- Hey, well, why don't
- you join us?
- It'll give us a chance
- to catch up.
Sorry. I'm going to a spoken
word showcase at the cellar.
Well, great. I love spoken word.
How about I join you?
Well... Jordan and I might be
meeting another couple.
By another couple, do you mean
tyreke and ginger?
You know, Tia, Jordan may have
mentioned something
about them possibly sharing
a table with us, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Well, cool.
You guys have a good time.
You know, Tia, why don't
you and I keep Friday open?
The two of us?
I can't. Devlin and I
were going to the movies.
- But I do want to hang out,
- you know, you and me.
Yeah, yeah, me, too,
but I got to jet.
- I hear all the good words
- are spoken early.
Bye.
Bye.
Tia, honey, you know,
doing your own thing
- is a healthy part
- of growing up.
Oh, I know.
I mean, it's not like
we're standing around
- wondering what the other one
- is doing.
I wonder what Tia's doing?
Shh.
Womanhood...
Motherhood...
Sisterhood...
Does not each of us
follow the next
out of the womb?
Am I not your sister?
Why do we float in
the sea of betrayal
trapped on the desert
of disruption?
I have failed myself
and I have failed
my sister...
And I have failed
mine too, sister!
Tamera, get a grip.
- Look, Tia is seeing
- someone new
And so is tyreke.
It's no big deal.
It is to me.
Now, look, ever since
Tia and tyreke broke up
- I feel like I can't
- go out with one
Without hurting the other.
I hear you on that.
- Well, look,
- after tonight
- We'll avoid
- all the drama
And just go out
by ourselves.
- Bet. And if either of them
- ask us to double
We say no way. Cool?
- Cool.
- Cool.
Hey, sorry we're late.
Hey.
What's up?
- It is now time
- for our raffle.
The prize is four
free tickets
to the Tony-winning musical
ragtime.
And the winning
number is...
M-s-f...
8-1-6.
Whoa! That's me!
That's me! Yeah!
- You got four tickets
- to ragtime?
- Yes! You guys
- want to double?
- Cool.
- Cool.
Tamera?
In here.
Guess what?
- Devlin's grandfather
- got sick
- So he had to cancel
- our date.
Now we can hang out.
Jordan and I are going
to the opening of ragtime.
What?
How could you afford
those tickets?
They're through the roof.
We sort of won them.
I don't believe you.
Why?
What have you heard?
I don't believe you won
two tickets to ragtime
and didn't even tell me.
- Oh, well, it just
- goes to show you
How out of touch we are.
I'd really love to stay
and talk about it, Tia
but I've got to go.
Bye.
- Ray:
- Lisa, that's Victor.
- Would you get
- it, please?
My pleasure.
Well, hello, Victor.
I forgot you were
stopping by tonight.
Ooh, Lisa, you
look sensational.
Really?
Just a little something
I threw on.
I'm on my way to see ragtime.
Hey, Vic.
I found our dart board
from our college days.
Don't bother.
I'll get it.
Hello.
Lisa, it's Nadine.
Hello.
- I'll get us
- a couple cold ones.
Oh, hey, ray.
Oh, well, feel better, hon.
No, no, don't worry.
I'm sure I can find
somebody to go
with me tonight.
Okay, bye. That was Nadine.
She's got a migraine
and can't make it.
Oh, gee, what a shame.
I guess I wouldn't be
a gentleman unless I offered
- to be your
- escort tonight.
And I wouldn't be a lady
if I didn't say yes.
What about ray?
He was so looking forward
to hanging out with you.
You let me take care of ray.
Page me from the car.
My fingers are already
in motion.
Hey, Vic, get ready
for some big fun.
Oh, I am ready, Freddie.
Oh.
Oh, man, what a shame.
This is the deal
I've been waiting on
since I came to town.
Let's play darts before you go.
Thanks for understanding, buddy.
- Look, we'll do it again
- real soon.
A-phi!
A-phi!
Hey, ray.
- Hey, Tia, I though you were
- going to the movies.
Nope. Devlin canceled.
Hey, when's your
friend getting here?
He came and he left.
Sandwich?
Not hungry.
Me neither.
Wait a minute. What are
we moping around for?
It's Friday night.
What do you say we
paint the town red,
just the two of us?
You mean it?
Sure, I do.
Tonight all of Detroit
will be at your feet.
Where do you want to go?
Man:
Tickets? Tickets?
No, thank you.
We have our own.
- And they didn't
- cost a penny.
- Just trying to make
- an honest living.
Tickets? Tickets?
Oh, no. It's sold out.
Don't let those two little
words ruin your evening.
No, thank you.
- We don't buy
- from scalpers.
But we do support
the small businessman.
Excuse us, honey.
Are you waiting here
for your date, too?
Oh, no. We're just
trying to get tickets.
$300?!
Are you out
of your mind?
I'd like some jujubes.
We're fresh out.
How can that be?
I ordered a case
of them myself.
- If I find you two slackers
- have been eating
- The candy again,
- you're both fired.
Now look sharp.
I-I-I think I remember
seeing some more jujubes
upstairs... near my locker.
May I show you to your seats?
Yes, you may.
- I'm looking forward
- to this.
Hey, watch out.
What's the hurry.
Jujubes.
He needs to leave
that sugar alone.
I sure hope my boyfriend
makes it here soon.
I'm sure he will.
Come on, sweetie,
we better hurry.
I'll see you inside.
Bye.
Sorry I'm late, baby.
It all looks
so far away.
Oh, honey, you
are so smart.
Hey, man,
these are great seats.
- We'll be able
- to see everything.
- You can see
- everything.
- These seats
- are great.
- We can see
- everything.
I feel so special.
Yeah, sitting in a box
is nice.
No.
I mean sitting
next to you.
Excuse us.
- I think you're
- in our seats.
We have "a" and "b."
Oh.
Well, pardon us.
May I see your tickets, please?
Why? Uh, is there a problem?
Apparently there are two sets
of tickets for the same seats.
- Could you come
- with me, please?
- But the show's
- about to start.
I know. Come quickly
so you won't disturb the others.
Jordan, look behind
us on the aisle.
It's my dad and Tia.
Sweetie...
I think you need to pull up
on the twin guilt.
- Lisa:
- Look at those latecomers.
Ooh, I hate that.
- There's nothing
- worse than people
- Who distract
- in the theater.
That's it. I'm going
to get the Usher.
Ooh, I'm coming with you.
- They don't need a box;
- they need a room.
What do you mean,
these tickets are fake?
- I demand to
- see the manager.
- Ray, ray, why are
- you acting like this?
- You know
- you bought the tickets
On the street.
- I paid $300
- for these tickets.
I'm sitting somewhere.
Mr. Clinton will
see you now.
Come along, Tia.
Watch a master at work.
Excuse me. There's
a joker in our box
- disturbing the
- entire theater.
Yeah, he's up there laughing
like a hyena in heat.
I'm sorry. Once the show starts
- I can't remove a patron
- without the manager's consent.
- Then I demand
- to see the manager.
- Well, he's in conference
- in his office.
I'll wait.
No need in both of
us missing the show.
Well, who can enjoy the show
with that cackler?
I'm going to powder my nose,
and I'll meet you back here.
Hey. Excuse me.
Is the manager
done in there?
- No. They're just
- getting started.
Um, excuse me.
Is it okay if I go
watch from the back?
Yep.
Hey, good idea; You
mind if I join you?
No, not at all. Thank you.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Look what I got.
The last box of jujubes.
I'm very happy for you.
No, no, no, no...
No, they're for you.
- No, thank you.
- I don't like them.
Baby, I can't believe
you're hungry.
I'm sorry. I haven't
eaten since lunchtime.
Do you have jujubes?
Last box.
- Mr. Campbell,
- there's nothing I can do.
- You bought
- counterfeit tickets.
And whose fault is that?
- I mean, what kind of
- operation you run here
- Where criminals
- loiter outside
- And prey on those of us
- who support the arts?
Oh, no.
What's wrong, baby?
I saw that man outside.
He and his daughter were
so excited to see the show.
- Oh, hey, hey,
- don't worry, baby.
- My grandfather's
- on the board of this theater.
- I am sick and
- tired of this.
I want something
done!
Excuse me, Bruce.
Oh, hello, Mr. Manchester.
How's your grandfather?
Quite well, thank you.
- What seems to
- be the problem?
Oh, no problem at all...
Just a little ticket mix-up.
I know my grandfather
would consider it
a personal favor
- if you could kindly
- assist this gentleman.
He would?
He would.
So why don't we all
step inside and see
what you can do?
- Thank you very much,
- young man.
Is he still tied up?
Yep.
- Wait. Where
- are we going?
To stop a rat.
Ew! A rat?
Hey, I thought this
place was upscale.
- Devlin left his box, so that
- means he is down here somewhere
- And I am not leaving
- until I find him.
I'll have my jujubes now.
I sold them.
You sold them?
- You told me
- you didn't like them.
I did not. You told me
you were going to get more.
And that's exactly
what he's going to do.
I'm sure you'll find
them at the 7-Eleven.
But-but that's
eight blocks away.
That's why
you should run.
- Okay, has anybody
- seen him?
Maybe he went back
to his box.
Let's go check that out.
- Wait. Who are
- we looking for?
Ohh. Bring your homegirl
up to speed, please.
- Is he still
- in there?
Yep.
- Well, if he's not out
- in two minutes
- I'm going in there,
- and I'm going to drag him out.
Is he still in there?
Yep.
You mind if I watch
from the back?
Nope.
- Are they still
- in there?
Yep.
- Tia, you won't believe
- our good luck.
- A nice young man
- used his influence
- To get us tickets
- for tomorrow night.
Well, that's great.
Hey, wait a second.
That's devlin
with another girl.
That's dilbert?
Well, that's the nice guy
who gave us our tickets.
That jerk.
He told me he was with
his sick grandfather.
- Excuse me.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Let's don't start a scene
- till we get our free tickets.
There he is!
- Hey, hold up, man;
- we need to talk.
Oh, my gosh.
- Tamera and Jordan are here
- with tyreke and ginger.
They're all on a date
without me.
Devlin, you skunk.
That's the thanks
we get for getting
you free tickets?
I got them free tickets.
- What's - going on?
- What's going on is
That your two-timing
date is trying to
play somebody
- I really
- care about.
- You're not in this;
- you and Tia broke up.
- And that's my problem,
- but yours is running into me.
Mr. Manchester,
are you all right?
Bill, see that
these young people
- are seated
- immediately.
We're going to go.
Anyway, if we stay
with this dog too long,
we might get fleas.
All right, let's
move it along, folks.
Whoo!
- Baby, I'm sorry
- about all that unpleasantness.
- How about if we go on back
- to our seats and enjoy the show?
- Uh-uh. Hold up...
- Are you two-timing me?
No, baby, I'm two-timing her.
- I mean, now,
- look, baby
I'm not two-timing anybody.
I know that's right,
because it takes
two to two-time
- and from now on,
- you're on your own.
Aw, come on, Holly.
Holly, wait.
Victor, Victor, look;
there goes the giggler.
Well, what do you know?
Would you believe this?
- Victor ditched me
- to go out with Lisa.
You know, if we hurry
- we can get back to our box
- before the overture ends.
- Oh, this is perfect...
- Nothing is going
- To stand between us
- and our special evening.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, ray, ray, ray, ray,
you won't believe this.
See, see, look, I got
out of my meeting early
and, and...
And look who I ran into
right in front of the theater.
- Why don't you just stop
- right there?
You don't have to make excuses.
I don't blame you. I blame her.
- Oh, don't you try to turn
- this around on me, ray Campbell.
- You're the one
- following us around
- Snooping around in our business,
- hiding behind bushes.
- Well, if you'd like to know,
- I came here with Tia
Right, Tia?
Hi, ma. We tried to get tickets,
but they were sold out.
Uh, Victor,
this is my daughter Tia.
We met.
- You have?
- You have?
Say, we got two empty
seats in the box.
Why don't you join us?
Well, I guess all's
well that ends well.
Wow. Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
I got... I got...
The jujubes.
Thanks.
Jordan...
Look in devlin's box.
It's my dad and Tia.
Baby, you're going
to be all right.
Just watch the show.
- See, I guess the whole point
- of the movie is
- If you're going to go
- to jail with...
- Hey, well, then
- why don't you join us?
Sorry.
- Tia, you won't believe
- our good luck.
- A nice young man
- used his influence
To get us...
- Director:
- Hold it.
What'd I do?
06x12 - Mixed Doubles
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Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.
Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.