Hey.
- Hey, baby.
- What's up?
Uh-huh.
Can me and a couple
of my frat brothers
- borrow your miata
- and go on a road trip?
Uh-huh.
- Hey, is that Leonardo DiCaprio
- sh**ting pool?
- Boy made a
- lot of money.
- Hey, would you guys
- quit playing?
- Look, I am trying
- to look for a job.
Oh, did the bank
of dad go belly-up?
sh**t. You know it.
- Here's
- something... "telemarketer."
- Oh, yeah,
- talking on the phone
And begging for money...
- Two of your
- favorite things.
Not helping.
"Food server."
Not helping.
- "A chauffeur
- for an elderly lady."
I am not driving miss Daisy.
Hey, "campus radio host."
Now, this sounds like
something i'd like to do.
You mean something
i'd like to do.
How much does it pay?
More than the nothing
you're making now.
Good morning, Michigan!
♪ I do my own style
in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
Hey, Ty
blueberry muffins are supposed
to have blue berries, right?
Yeah, hence the name.
Then why are mine green?
Ah, bro. Man, look,
have a bearclaw, okay?
Thank you, thank you.
Whoo!
Dog, what happened to you
this weekend?
Uh... oh.
- I was power lifting
- with the football team
And I overexerted my lower area.
Oh, you hurt your butt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Ty.
I really enjoyed ice-skating
with you this weekend.
Ice-skating?
Oh, yeah.
Tyreke is so funny.
He fell probably ten times
before we even hit the ice.
It wasn't ten times;
it was only six.
Oh...
Well, I hope
the heating pad helped.
See you later?
- So was the football team
- ice-skating, too?
- I mean, is it part of the whole
- training experience?
Shut up, man.
- Jordan, I can't keep up
- with her, man.
- She got me ice-skating,
- rollerblading, rock climbing.
I mean, if she wanted to k*ll me
- she should have just hired
- a hit man.
- Well, at least you'll die a
- happy man 'cause ginger is fine.
Yeah. Yeah, she's all right
but, man, it's not the same
as when I was with...
Tia!
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
Oh. Tia.
So, uh, how was
everyone's weekend?
Oh, well, I, of course, was...
Tyreke?
Well, you know.
It was the same old, same old.
Well, um, diavian told me, um,
she saw you and...
Hi.
Ginger ice-skating.
Yeah... oh, yeah.
See, she was going, and, uh...
And then I was going, too
so, you know, we went.
- Will you look
- at the time?
I need to check in.
Wolf den, this is babyface.
I'm still investigating
that 202. Over.
- Man:
- Babyface, we're hungry.
How long does it take
to buy bearclaws? Over.
Uh, Roger.
- I'm going to have to confiscate
- that bearclaw, bro.
Hey, man, hey.
Hello?
Oh, hi, Tia.
I'm making all your fav...
What?
Oh, well, why not?
No. No, hey.
No, it's no problem, honey.
No, I understand, yeah. Uh-huh.
Yeah, I love you, too, honey.
Okay, bye.
- "Sorry, mom.
- I can't stay for lunch.
I got to stay on campus."
After I sweated out my perm
over that hot stove.
- Lisa, they say
- talking to yourself
- Is the first sign
- of insanity.
I am not crazy.
Denial is the second.
What's going on?
The girls can't make it
for lunch
and I made all their favorites.
Face it, Lisa... Tia and tamera
have lives of their own.
- I was a part of it; Now it's
- "see you when I see you."
- Everybody's always got to go,
- go, go, go, go.
I got to go!
See what I'm saying?
What the...?
Oh! Ooh, how cute.
- Hey, you want to have lunch,
- little doggie?
- Absolutely not. You feed a dog
- and they never leave.
Unlike daughters.
Hey! Hey.
Ooh, you're hungry?
You want some pot roast?
Oh, that is so sweet.
Oh, I'm going
to call you "sweetness."
I think you should
call him "smelly."
Whatever you call him,
he's got to go.
- Oh, ray, I just can't throw
- her back out on the street.
- It's a dog-eat-dog world
- out there.
Maybe you ought to put
out some "lost dog"
flyers around.
- Fine, fine. Ooh, you're
- shivering a little bit.
You want a blankie?
Here, ray, come on.
Hold her while I get a blankie.
- Good doggie,
- good doggie.
See? Cujo has got to go.
I feel the same way.
- And as the host
- of "pillow chat"
- You'll be
- advising students
On love, relationships
and other issues...
I'm with it.
Must be friendly, personable...
That's me.
Oh.
- And be willing to answer
- questions from the mail bag.
- Oh, 'bout it, 'bout it.
- sh**t me your best letter.
Okay.
Ah, "my boyfriend
forgot my birthday.
What should I do?"
Oh, please. That's easy.
You know, my boyfriend
forgot my birthday once.
I was really upset
- but he was so cute,
- I forgot about it.
- About five months later,
- he remembered he forgot
- So he bought me
- this present.
It was this necklace,
but it didn't look
good on me
so I tried to take it
back, but it turns out
that even though it was
in a Tiffany's box
it came from target.
What was the question?
Okay...
- Well, thank you
- for dropping by.
- We'll keep your
- resume on file.
- So should I be waiting
- by the phone?
Not without a year's
supply of food and water.
Uh, tamera Campbell.
Whoo!
Ready to sign on.
So, how'd you do?
Well, let's just say
- he told me to prepare
- for a phone call.
Oh...
- Now, listen,
- miss Campbell
All the candidates
seem to fall short
when it comes
to the mail bag
- so let's just
- start there.
Pick a letter.
"Blind date... pick me up or not?
Crystal."
Well, crystal,
you've got to play it safe.
Have him meet you at the spot
and go late.
That way you can spot him
before he spots you
and if he's tore up,
you can tear out, okay?
That was great.
Really?
Okay, okay, okay.
- What would you
- say to a guy
- Who says he doesn't
- trust women?
I'd tell him to look
in the mirror and ask himself
if the real person he doesn't
trust is looking back at him.
You are so right.
I need to look...
The caller needs to
look in that mirror.
Tamera, you are
the new hostess
of "pillow chat."
Oh! Whoo!
Well, then where's my pillow?
'Cause lady t is ready to chat.
Right there?
Good evening, wolverines.
This is lady t.
What's really going on?
Hi, um, lady t.
This is Brenda
and I am so tired of competing
with Michael Jordan
for my boyfriend's attention.
What should I do?
Brenda, can I be real with you?
Be real, girl.
Guys love sports, right?
Well, that is true.
- So, look, instead of giving him
- the ultimatum
Watch the game with him.
You'll have your man,
and he'll get to watch his.
Now, that's what
lady t would do, okay?
People, it's called
"compromise."
You're on with lady t.
Speak to me.
Yeah, uh, my name is
big daddy smooth b.
Well, um, big daddy,
what's really going on?
I'm in love with two women.
- Sounds like big daddy
- ain't nothing but a big mack.
I know, I know,
so what's a brother to do?
First, you need to get rid
of your player's card.
Let them both know you're
not ready for a commitment.
Now, it may hurt them
but if they find out what
you doing, they may hurt you.
Now, that's what lady t
would do, okay?
Hold up, hold up.
But what about my needs?
You needs to get off my phone.
You're on with lady t.
Speak to me.
Hi. My boyfriend hasn't
called me in three weeks.
What should I do?
- Stop calling him your boyfriend
- and start calling somebody else.
Move on, girl. Move on.
Yo, j, tamera's radio
show is blowing up
all over campus.
- I'm telling you, she's
- Michigan's answer to Oprah.
I know. Just call me stedman.
Look, man, yo, I even called
the other night, man.
- She gave me
- some great advice about Tia.
- I can't believe you just called
- a radio station
To talk about you and Tia.
Jordan, I'm not stupid, man.
- Look, I didn't talk
- about tyreke and Tia.
I... talked about
Malik and rhea.
Smooth.
Smooth, wasn't it?
- How you come up
- with that?
Hey, Jordan.
A'salaam aleikum, Malik.
Whoo! I am b*at.
Who knew that there were so many
people on campus with issues?
Well, you do not have to worry
- about helping those people
- this weekend
Because I just got us tickets
to see "next" in concert.
That's right.
It's this Saturday night.
It's all about us...
You, me and next.
Actually, it's going
to be you and next.
I just found out
I have to work.
On a Saturday night?
Jordan, lady t is
getting so much mail
Mr. McGee has added an
extra night of the show.
Yeah, but what about us?
Jordan, I can't let
my listeners down.
But it's okay to let
your boyfriend down?
Oh, come on.
You have me.
They need me.
Hey, hey, tamera
I really need
to talk to you.
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
Talk to your sister.
Can I call you later?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Okay...
I'm listening.
- Okay, um, tyreke's
- been acting
A little weird lately...
Uh-huh.
And-and I can't tell
if he's flirting
or mad at me.
I'll tell you what I told
my Muslim caller Malik.
Ruff! Ruff!
Right back at you.
Oh, yeah, so you
want to play a game?
I got a game.
It's called "follow the bone
to another home."
You got it?
This is how we play. See?
Get ready...
Go!
Ray Campbell!
Hey!
What are you doing?
- Oh, nothing.
- Just playing with sweetness.
It looks like you're trying
to get rid of sweetness.
I shouldn't be att*cked
by a vicious k*ller dog
when I come home.
Ray, ray
we do not use
the d-o-g word.
Sweetness is
my canine companion
aren't you, baby?
Lisa, did you post
the lost dog flyers?
I drove around,
and I didn't see any.
- Ooh, that's because that wind
- has been so fierce lately.
- They probably
- all just blew away.
That la Nina's no joke.
Yeah, well, we're off
to get a pedicure.
Well, before you
go, take this.
What is this?
Lost dog flyers.
You should post some more.
- But, ray, this picture is
- in black and white.
- My sweetness needs color;
- brings out her eyes.
- I'll have some more pictures
- taken tomorrow
And I'll put them up, okay?
- Look, no, you'll post
- those signs tonight.
With any luck, you will
be gone by tomorrow.
Hey, d, do you mind
if I turn on the radio?
Tamera's show is on.
I know.
That's why
the radio's off.
Lady t.
Please.
Don't believe the hype.
Girl, green is
not your best color.
Now, why should I be jealous
of somebody who stole my job?
Oh, come on d.
Tamera is helping people.
- I'm proud of her,
- and you should be, too.
Okay, okay. Turn it on.
I'd rather listen to her
- than listen to you
- talk about her.
Girl:
even though we broke up
and we're dating other people
I think there's still
something between us
but I'm just afraid
to put myself out there
like that, you know?
Tamera:
You know, trina, you sound
just like my stubborn sister
and her even more stubborn
ex-boyfriend.
Oops.
They've broken up, right?
But it's obvious
they still like each other.
- They won't go forward, but
- they're too afraid to go back.
They are stuck in neutral, girl.
I say get it in gear
and give it some gas... Okay?
Oh, I'll
get it in gear, all right, okay?
Hey, hey, girl,
what you doing?
That was just getting good.
Hey, this is lady t.
It's time for the station
to pay some bills
so they can pay me, okay?
But I'll be right back
after this with next.
Hey, sis.
Tamera Campbell...
How could you?
Easy. They went well
with my outfit.
- I'm not talking
- about my earrings.
Well, then, what's wrong?
You are.
There I am, minding
my own business
when I hear my own
business on the air.
Oh, that.
Tia, look, my listeners
want the real, okay?
- And it is my job
- to give it to them.
Yeah, but you can't...
Tamera, next is here.
What's up, lady t?
I'm t-low.
R.l.
- How you doing?
- Tweety.
Oh, great.
- Well, you guys just
- have a seat. You're next.
- All:
- We know.
That was cute.
- Tamera,
- back to me?
Look, you had no
right broadcasting
my private life
to half of Ann arbor.
You must be the sister
she was talking about.
- We heard the show
- in the limo.
Give it
some gas, girl.
See?
We're on in five.
- Can we talk
- about this later?
Oh, yeah, I'll call you.
All:
We'll be listening.
Hey, we're back.
Whoo! Wasn't that a fun walk?
Ooh, I worked up
quite an appetite.
I know you did.
Milkbone?
Well, milkbone, it is.
I'll be right back.
Bone appetit.
That's probably u.P.S.
With sweetness' new waterbed.
Oh, hello.
We're the carpenters.
- Oh. Ooh, I love
- your sweater.
Thank you.
- And we've come
- for the dog, pretty.
Well, thank you... handsome
but there's no dog here.
See? I told you. Let's go.
But the dog in this flyer
looks just like my pretty.
- Honey, if the woman said
- there is no dog
There is no dog.
- That's right.
- I did not post any flyers.
No, but I did.
Pretty!
She is not pretty;
that's sweetness.
- Kelly, I really don't think
- that's our dog.
- Oh, Ron carpenter,
- don't be silly.
This is pretty.
- Yeah, Ron, don't be silly;
- this is pretty.
You mean cujo.
Oh, be quiet, Ron.
You've never
liked her.
Let's go home, pretty.
Mama's got your waterbed
all nice and warm.
Bye-bye, sweetness.
Thank you for returning
pretty to me.
Yeah... thanks a lot.
Bye-bye, my pretty!
Okay, come on, guys.
There are no more tickets
to the next concert
so, please, stop calling.
I mean... keep calling
but I am not ticketmaster, okay?
Speak to me.
Hi, lady t.
This is Michael
- and I've been dating
- this girl since high school.
Oh, so you must really like her?
- I do, I do,
- but lately, it seems
Like she likes her new job
more than she likes me.
- We never have time
- to just kick it anymore.
That's nonsense.
Nobody's ever that busy.
I mean, even lady t has
to turn off the mic sometimes.
- Well, I hope
- my girlfriend's listening.
Look, why don't you plan
a really special evening?
- Maybe then she'll realize
- what she's missing.
- Well, I got us tickets
- to the next concert
But she told me she has to work.
Oh, wow. You sound like a really
caring and considerate guy.
I mean, your girlfriend
obviously doesn't know
what she's got.
- If my man got me tickets
- to the next concert
I sure definitely wouldn't be...
Working.
You know what, caller?
I'll bet wherever
your girlfriend is
she's wishing she was with you
at that concert tonight.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for listening.
Hey, an important message
for all you listeners out there:
- Since so many of you
- were not able
- To get tickets
- to the next concert
Why don't I let you enjoy
the entire cd...
Uninterrupted for
the rest of the show?
- Enjoy it with
- the one you love.
I know I will.
Yeah, yeah.
What? What?
Come on, y'all!
Party with next.
Come on.
That's right.
Michigan.
What? Yeah, come on, y'all.
I'm r.L., this is tweety
- and this is
- my big brother, t-low.
Y'all gonna party with us?
Yo, chill as day, baby.
What? What?
Sing along, y'all.
Come on.
♪ Oh, you're dancing
real close ♪
♪ All the slow songs
you requested ♪
♪ you're dancing
like you're... ♪
♪ Ooh, it's almost like
we're flexing ♪
♪ But I know you can tell
I'm excited ♪
Woman:
♪ Step back, you're
dancing kind of close... ♪
Look, I'm so sorry
about busting you out
on the radio.
Yeah, well, just promise
me you won't do it again.
You got it.
Hey, I thought lady t
- was suppose to be
- on the air tonight?
Hmph. Tonight, lady t
is taking her own advice.
♪ I try,
but I can't fight it ♪
♪ oh, you're dancing
real close ♪
♪ Cause I'm gonna want you
now and here ♪
♪ the way that you shake it
on me, huh! ♪
- ♪ Makes me want you
- so bad, baby ♪
- ♪ what'd you tell her
- to do? ♪
- ♪ Step back, you're
- dancing kind of close ♪
- ♪ I feel a little...
- Coming through ♪
♪ Now, girl,
I know you felt it... ♪
- Oh, that was a fun walk,
- wasn't it?
I worked up an appetite.
I bet you you did, too;
come on back here.
If she wanted to k*ll me
- she should have
- just hired a hit...
- Instead of giving him
- the ultimatum
Watch the game with him.
You'll be...
That what it is.
Whoo! That was a fun walk.
I worked up an appetite.
Come back here!
06x14 - Sweet Talk
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Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.
Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.