01x06 - Don't Toy With Me on a Whim

[bunniefuu]

Easy. Don't do anything hasty. I get

the feeling I'm being played here.

So why don't you tell me what

the deal is with you and Mr. Mohawk?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You totally know. And I got proof.

See? Who's that? Oh, snap. It's you and Mr. Mohawk.

Where did you get that? After I

almost got k*lled by that guy,

I asked Mataro to snoop around and find out about him.

That kid's pretty connected around here. And he found

pics of that guy at a bar

with someone who looks a lot like you.

I'm giving you five seconds to tell

me what the hell you guys are up to or else.

The plan was to make the bond

between you and sunsets even stronger. Huh?

He is tsumugu Kinugasa. And yes, the

two of us are working together.

You stood up to him like a champ.

And now you and Sen cats are true partners.

Now that Satsuki Kiryuin has a Kamui,

we thought the best way to get

you ready for her was to put you to the test.

So after all that double talking and nipple slashing,

you were lying to me, huh? I freaking knew it.

That bastard was trying really hard to k*ll Sanchit's.

So who are you people? Huh? I thought

you wanted to take the heroines down.

Didn't you say you needed Sanchit's for that?

What are light fibers? What was my dad researching?

Who are you? Don't get so worked up.

I promise I'll tell you everything you want to know.

I just have to be sure I can trust you first.

Start talking or start dying. Nudist beach.

Say what? We call ourselves Nudist Beach.

Who the hell is we? The organization I belong to.

Nudist. H. Oh, forget it. I should have known

I'd never get a straight answer out of you.

But I'm telling the truth. Yeah, sure.

Whatever. I'll go fight and get stronger, just like you want.

Oh, I'm so out of here.

But that's really what we're called.

No. Well, it worked either way.

Look, you lay.

There. Okay. Load the life fibers into the vault.

Huh? That's a whole lot of life fibers.

I wonder what Lady Satsuki is going to do with them.

She wants to mass produce Goku uniforms.

What else could she want all this for?

That's weird. See, every time we talked

about upping the numbers of people in two star uniforms,

Lady Satsuki sh*t the idea down every single time.

That's because by increasing the number of club presidents,

we risk lowering the quality of the uniforms.

It's a concern I share with Lady Satsuki.

With all the recent additions in club presidents,

I'd say she's changed her mind.

But then I'm not surprised. Ryuko Matoi

is arrival changed everything in a big way.

You said it. Now we've got that anti

uniform knucklehead to deal with too.

On top of that, lady, Satsuki has donned

a Kamui herself to people who can

wear Kamui's and survive to people who

can wield that kind of power.

I still can't believe it's possible. No way.

I never thought I'd see the information share.

Admit to getting his mind blown. That's the thing about this place.

Each day is more fascinating than the

last. You got a point there. Me? I came here because I heard

this was the place where a guy like me could cut loose.

And now that Matoi is here, I got something to cut loose on.

Easy does it, Sanjana. Lady Satsuki gave

explicit orders that the Elite Four do nothing

but watch. Oh, she did, huh?

Huh? I wasn't prepared for that.

Try not to overexert yourself, miss. Not to worry.

It is the path I've chosen.

Delicious, as usual. Thank you very much, Miss.

Did you think you could sneak up behind me? Sunayama?

I wasn't sneaking. What? Do you think

I was going to att*ck or something?

I know you'd k*ll me with that teacup

before I'd even draw my sword.

What do you want, then? Let me fight, Matoi.

Why? I can't believe you'd ask that.

Come on. You know how I get

when someone powerful pops up on my radar.

I live for this stuff. You're the same

as you were three years ago.

One against . What happens next will

determine whether or not Satsuki Kiryuin is worthy to lead us.

It's just my opinion. But you might

want to start practicing your bowling.

I'm Uzu Nagayama of the Northern Kanto g*ng.

I have to say, you got a lot

of guts picking a fight with me, Kiryuin.

I have no intention of fighting you.

I am ordering you to surrender, though.

Who do you think you're messing with? Huh?

Oh, you use the cheat technique? Not bad for a girl.

Got any other tricks up your sleeve?

I could see all your moves before you even make them.

And now you're mine. Did you think

you could sneak up behind me?

Join me. I'll give you an arena where you can

unleash your strength on the world.

Come with me to Honnoji Academy.

Look, I'm grateful you brought me here

and for giving me a place to bust some heads.

But the new girl. All I'm asking

for is a chance to test her skills out with my sword.

You know the price of failure. What if you lose to her?

She don't have to worry about that.

I got special eyes, remember? I can't lose to her.

That was nicely blocked. Thanks for noticing.

I guess now I'm finally strong enough

to b*at your middle school self.

That's exactly how you move. Three years ago.

Bet you were holding back just now, huh?

Do as you wish. See what happens.

Thanks. I appreciate it. And when I win,

maybe we could have tea or something.

I'm sorry about the cup. Sorry. Oh, not at all, miss.

It is a shame, though. It was your favorite.

Please make a fresh pot for me at once. Miss.

This is the office of the Student Council. President of Honnouji Academy.

Yes, ma'am. One moment, ma'am. It is Mistress Ragyo.

This is Satsuki. What's this I hear

about you putting on your wedding dress?

Oh.

I can't believe it. The monkey gets first cr*ck.

If someone would have given me permission,

I could have taken her out first.

Where's Lady Satsuki? She's out on business.

Said she didn't have to see the fight to know the outcome.

What's that supposed to mean? Well, look who showed up.

Was called out by one of the Elite four.

That's an invitation I can't refuse. Now, that's the spirit.

Come on, then. Let's do this.

Three star Goku uniform. Regalia. Cameras aren't

the only things that can transform.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Einstein. Now it's my turn.

My fiber synchronized cowling circuits.

Come here.

Your moves are so predictable. We're gonna go full speed on him.

Understood.

What the. Oh, you can't dodge

my blade no matter how fast you are.

Want to know why? I'll show you. Piggy Tang, Gansu.

With these eyes. I can see any move you make.

Before you make it, you can. What?

A human makes subtle movements before they initiate an action.

A twitch of the eye or a tensing muscle.

Sotogahama is a. Reading these signs and it allows

him to anticipate att*cks. It's called Tengan TSU

and his Goku uniform does a magnificent job of amplifying that ability.

Oh, neat. The monkey's a cinch to win with his new trick.

Maybe that's why Lady Satsuki decided she

didn't need to be here. But still.

Do you have an objection to that? Steady, Ryuko.

Steady. I know, I know. I'm trying.

But it's all I can do to block this guy.

Not bad, but let's see how you.

Shinsaku Senbon tsuki. Now I know all your blocking moves.

Sure, your scissor blade could slice through a Goku uniform,

but only if it can hit it.

Oh, come on. Is that it? Man, that's so disappointing.

Now that's more like it. Saint. Kids,

I need you to do me a solid here.

Understood. It's our only chance.

You're fine. Yeah. Knock it off.

My eyes. Here we go. Finishing move. Sidney Sussex.

Bummer. He up and lost. And now we know why. Lady Suzuki

said she didn't need to be here.

You did her. You go. You did it.

You be one of the Elite four. You're amazing. And fast. And.

Yup, yup, yup. I'm not done with you yet.

I'll fight you naked. Come on, McCoy.

Oh, you pathetic son of Gamma.

You have disgraced the elite for.

So his edge was also his weakness.

Wonder if he sees the irony in that.

Oh, magnificent. You like getting ironed, huh?

Oh, yes. It's wonderful. It feels like the wrinkles

in my body just melt away all my life.

Fibers line up one by one. I can't

believe that. Planned a blind on

actually worked. Cutting me was rather painful, though.

Sorry about that. It's okay. If we didn't win,

I wouldn't be enjoying this pleasant ironing. Yeah.

Make sure to get behind my lapels too, and be thorough.

Geez, you're one demanding uniform. What do we do, sis?

She's talking to her clothes like a bag lady again.

Oh, it's fine. Leave her alone.

Who's there?

Eerie. I got a favor to ask you.

I trust your mother wasn't too upset.

Once I explained why I took June Katz out,

she seemed fine. So you needn't worry.

I have no time for losers, Sunayama.

I admit my eyesight made me cocky,

but if you give me another chance,

my lady, I swear I can b*at Matoi.

How pathetic. I have no use for subordinates who lack resolve.

I have resolve. And here's proof.

So you have. Hey.

Huh?

Didn't think losers got a second chance around here.

What do I know? Guess you're just

a big old softie. Satsuki Kiryuin.

Let's see how soft you think I

am after the fight. Ryuko Matoi.

Ha! I'm going to show you what

happens when you force a man to change.

Three star Goku uniform, Blade Regalia. Mach Tune.

Be careful, Ryuko. This doesn't feel like it did last time.

Then let's get this over with quick.

Fiber synchronized Cam Zankan. Sorry. Sinkins.

Covered up all your holes again.

Try using that tent gut to now.

Ryuko look.

What's wrong with his eyes? Eri. I want my eyes sewn shut.

You what? But you can't use your

ten Gansu if you can't see anything.

That's the point. I lost because I

relied too much on my eyes. I won't be able to b*at my toy

unless you take away my sight.

He's realized his mistake and sacrificed everything

to b*at you. Keep that in mind, Matoi.

En garde.

This is definitely not like last time.

Amen. That son of a bitch is

way too accurate for my guy.

You're starting to get scared, aren't you? Like hell I am.

I can tell by your breathing and the smell of your sweat.

I see what you're thinking now. Clear as day.

Yeah, I can see more clearly. More

than I ever could with my eyes. I can see everything.

Gansu the eyes of the mind with his eyes sewn shut.

He's even more in sync with his Goku uniform

now. His Goku uniform takes the place

of his eyes, his nose and his ears.

He has acquired the power of the Shin Gunto.

And no matter his opponent, no one can escape his att*cks.

FIC. God damn. With that bit.

Without that blade of yours, you're like a sitting duck.

Oh, yeah. That's what you think? Oh.

What does.

I told. I can see everything now.

Your sad little trick was destined to fail.

Oh. It's over.

You're kidding.

No way. What the hell happened?

Your Goku uniform overheated, that's what.

Shh.

You didn't fail Sunayama. Your power

surpassed the uniform's. Limitations is all.

My lady. You were fortunate today. My toy.

Now, that was a close call. Yeah, right.

I guess the Elite Four ain't playing around after all.

But no matter how tough he is.

I'll be damned if I'm going to let this stop me.

I'm not going to give up until I find out who k*lled my dad.

I swapped out the life fibers in

your Goku uniform and restitched it.

It should be able to keep up with you now. Great.

Did you think you could sneak up behind me? Guihomar.

Things like Behind in front are all the same to me now.

And now that I don't use my eyes,

I can sense the world in . So I just wanted to thank you

for giving me a second chance and a fresh start.

Wait. Have some tea. As per our agreement.

Thanks, milady, but I'll pass.

All my senses are in overdrive now,

so my tongue can't take the heat.

The dream of the unconscious. Four people

in a one room house with a dog and a freeloader.

But this poor family will soon find

themselves living in the lap of luxury.

They're at the top and walking on air.

Next time on k*ll LA, k*ll a loser I can't hate.