01x13 - Crazy for You

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "k*ll la k*ll". Aired: October 4, 2013 – March 4, 2015.*
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Series follows vagrant schoolgirl Ryuko Matoi on her search for her father's k*ller, which brings her into violent conflict with Satsuki Kiryuin, the iron-willed student council president of Honnouji Academy, and her mother Ragyo Kiryuin's fashion empire.
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01x13 - Crazy for You

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Athletic committee squads one through are

ready to deploy their The Ray Trip brigade for Osaka.

Non-athletic committee squads one through are ready to go too.

They'll be staffing the Ray Trip brigade for Kyoto.

The disciplinary committee can manage the Kobe

Ray trip brigade on its own.

Whatever. As long as you and your super troops don't choke.

I second that. Nobody wants to see

you committing seppuku if you blow it era.

Cleaning up your guts with suck balls.

You don't have to worry. We will succeed.

I formed an info strategy team with the computer

club using two star students from the info systems class.

Each city's data networks are under our control.

We are monitoring all communications in and around

the high schools as we speak.

Yuri, are the special uniforms ready? Yes, milady.

The special Anti Osaka, Kyoto and Kobe

combat spec Goku uniforms are ready for deployment.

They're being distributed to the raid brigades now.

And as for you elites, your new

three star Goku uniforms are still being made.

The final adjustments will take some time to complete, though.

That's why you've been given the same

special uniforms as the other students.

They've been upgraded based on your battles with Ryuko,

Matoi and new Hajime, so don't look so glum.

You were beaten by sen cats of your life.

Fiber, Kamui and New Hardimé The High Order tailor.

There's no shame in that. Consider it a rite of passage.

You will grow from the experience. I'm

looking forward to your evolution as commanders on the b*ttlefield.

Lead the raid trip brigades to victory.

Get ready. The operation will commence day

after tomorrow at zero. hours. Right.

Is the chopper ready? Yes, miss, It is. Thank you.

Wish I could go, but I don't want to go.

But I still wish I could. It would be so cool to go.

Even if I don't want to. But I still wish I could.

A lady's heart's a fickle thing. I know, isn't it?

If they ask me to go, I'd say I don't want to go,

even though I sort of want to go.

Oh, man, it'd be so cool to go to Kyoto.

Oh, now I get it all, you

Shortbus kids got left out of their road trip.

I guess they did it because it's pretty much a w*r.

And I get that because I hate fighting.

But it's a free trip. Anyone would

want to go if they could go for free.

Kyoto. Kobe, Osaka. You got every one wrong.

That's Kyoto. That's Kobe. And that's Osaka.

No way. They're all so close together.

Yeah, they're all in the Kansai region.

It boggles my mind how you even made it to high school.

Not knowing that my mind's the one that's boggling.

Yeah. By the way, how's Ryuuko doing with her recovery?

She's sort of allergic to wearing her uniform. Huh.

After she snapped out of monster mode,

she went back to the school.

But when she got back home that night,

she was all quiet and mopey.

She hasn't put on Sandcats since. I see.

You. There you are. Mako Mankanshoku, aren't you? Yeah,

I knew it. I need you to take me to see Ryuko. Matoi.

Huh? I used to be on the school paper.

My name is Shinjiro Nagita. And you can trust me.

There he is. We got you now. Hold it right there, paper boy.

Oh, my God. What are you doing? Let go.

It's the disciplinary committee. I've been banned from campus,

and if those g*ons catch me, they're gonna k*ll me. Can.

When he was banned from campus. A.

I made you something to eat.

What's that? Oh, just my special croquettes

made with finely chopped, super mysterious ingredients.

They'll give you tons of energy. The boys

had some a little while ago.

Is it nice? Awesome. Come on, Montero.

Dance. Dance. Woo hoo! Look at him

spinning around like a junkie on cr*ck.

Turn, turn, turn your body. Oh, God. We really turned the butter.

Your croquettes look dangerous today, ma'am. Any who get up,

eat and sweat out the sad. In a few minutes, all the bad

things you're bottling up will sh**t right out of you.

And thanks, ma'am.

I lost it. I couldn't hold my damn rage back.

I wanted to k*ll Newey Hardimé, even

if I had to destroy everything. Sandcats.

I don't know if it's safe to wear you anymore. No. Put it on.

The hell. Please put it on again.

Who are you? Mom, I'm home. I brought a friend over.

Oh, he's already here. Hello there.

Let's see. It says we're not. Blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, look at the cartoon. Cartoons are the best.

How are you? No. Read the article. Satsuki Kiryuin and the kid

conglomerate are turning the academy students into soldiers.

I couldn't stand by and let that happen.

God damn disciplinary committee didn't like the article I wrote,

so they censored it before I could get

it out to all the students.

The press is powerless against tyranny. So now

I get to tell me he got

on the student council's bad side and he's

been banned from the campus ever since.

There's no freedom of speech at this school.

There isn't anyone with the guts to stand

up to Kittiewan or so I thought.

But you're different. You b*at the Elite

Four by yourself and you had Satsuki Kiryuin shaking in her boots.

It's time Honnoji Academy had a revolution,

and I'm willing to fight as long as you lead us.

You want to fight here on your own?

I don't do it because I want to.

So get out. Go. Then what the ever

loving hell are you fighting for?

How should I know? You made a difference.

That's something. You inspired someone to take

back his life. And I'm that someone.

Your fight hasn't been in vain. So put

that sailor uniform on again and fight to make a difference.

I'm not going to fight for other people.

Give it up already and get the hell out.

I won't give up my toy. You're my only no way.

You're Honnoji Academy's only hope. Dammit,

d*ck. You gave me the courage to fight back.

I swear I won't let it go to waste. Farewell.

What a pushy bastard. Ryuko. Just shut up.

Gentlemen, I asked you, what is clothing?

Clothing is sin the original sin?

Yes,

clothing is sin after eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

Adam, ashamed of his nakedness, used a fig leaf to cover it.

From the moment humans gained free will on earth,

they have been destined to cover their

bodies in the clothing called sin.

The clothing made by Reebok is sold in % of the world.

It controls an overwhelming share of the market.

And why is that? Because we know

humankind sin and create clothing for clothing sake.

So I ask you again, what is clothing?

Clothing is the world. The will that binds and covers all

the heavens, the earth and humankind.

Correct. That is the intent of covers.

How does June cats feel? It's a challenge to wear, isn't it?

You do wear it well, though. Thank you, Mother. Oh, my.

Yes. Is this what brings you here today? Kamui Senketsu La Vidoll.

I filed a report regarding that, and I believe

you said it would be left to my discretion.

Of course, matters should be settled. Youth against Youth.

Kamui against Kamui. I have no issue with it.

Then why, may I ask, did you

send the high order tailor to Honnouji Academy? No.

Who did I send there? Oh, right. Dearest.

You know how she is. And I can't

rein in the whims of an artist, even if I'm the CEO.

I understand. However, if anyone should interfere with my plan,

I will deal with them accordingly.

No. Do as you wish. You're a child of covers,

and as long as you are. The world is your ally. The Tri-City

Schools raid trip will commence day after tomorrow.

I've read your report. How many days will it take? Not long.

One day will be sufficient. Magnificent.

After this, Honnoji Academy will rule all

the schools in the country and Reebok's

uniforms will then be supplied to each and every academy in Japan.

Perfect. Then we can flush out all

the naked apes lurking behind the students. You know my plan.

Yes. Well, you are my daughter. Why

else would you save Compsci for last?

You must have a good reason.

Yes, I have. And it will be a battle

that will do the Kirui name proud.

La vie.

Life is amusing. Indeed. And it's

about to get even more amusing.

Well, I'm off to do the things I do best again.

If you make my daughter angry, you do so at your own peril.

I'm fine with that because then we can see what she's about.

Don't you want that? You do, don't you, lady? Raggio?

Yeah, you know it.

That's how many Honnouji Academy's sending. I

sent the numbers to HQ, too. So it's an all out as*ault. Huh?

Thanks to you, we got something to fight them with now.

But when it's all said and done,

it's going to suck trying to ice that freaky chick.

Whoa. There's a first. Didn't think you'd complain.

Just thinking about what's ahead. When this

is over, we'll all be naked. Nudists.

Hey, there's something I got to deal with here.

I'll catch up with you later, all right.

The records say he really was kicked out of the academy.

He checks out, but still.

Mankind. Shock. How are you this morning?

Oh, hi, Maggie. Doc, did they let you come back to school?

Motto is staying home again, huh? Yeah.

She and her uniform were glaring at each other again,

and we don't have any other choice.

We're going to have to do this ourselves.

Why's that? If anything happens to me,

Students of Honnoji Academy. Lynn. Ears. Can't

you people see there's something wrong with

how the Academy is run? Open your eyes.

You will be lucky, kid. You eat like sheep.

You put on Goku uniforms to fight.

Can't you see there's something wrong with that?

Go on, man. Konchok. Hand out those newspapers.

Yes. You, my friends, we can take back this academy together.

Read the paper and find out how we can hold it.

You're not authorized to soapbox on campus.

Run away. I'll keep them busy. Unconscious.

Yummy. Here, Maggie. Run! Run! Never. I won't

be bullied by the system any longer.

Not fight to the last breath. He got away. After him. He got

mankanshoku. What do you think you're doing?

Under normal circumstances, your actions would earn

you a one month stay in the time out chamber.

But I'm sentencing you to hard labor with the commissariat unit.

Now load that cargo onto the trucks.

Are you afraid of me? Ryuko. No, it's me I'm afraid of.

I could feel how much it hurt you.

The more my rage filled blood pumped into you,

the more power I sucked out of you.

You couldn't do anything about it.

And I could feel you crying out. I was way gone. But I could

feel how bad I was hurting you.

It didn't matter. I couldn't stop myself.

And if Marco hadn't showed up when she did, I remember. Why.

Told me you wished you know your dad.

To find out why he d*ed. Even so, don't reject me.

I want to be worn by you.

In fact, I think I was made solely for that purpose.

Did you get your memory back? No.

It's just a feeling I have. And each time

I drink your blood, that feeling grows stronger.

You have to save me my toy.

We gotcha. You're coming with us. Sorry.

I never wanted to get you mixed up in all this.

Hey, leave him alone.

Huh?

It

gets down. Oh, my God.

Hi. We have to operate, and you learn to operate.

There's a first time for everything, hon.

Yeah. I'll get the scalpels and saw.

Send gets you cool to stop me if I lose it again.

I can't promise that. After all, you're wearing me Jesus for clothes.

You got absolutely no flexibility when you out of control.

You did stop and you did it on your own.

That is why I'm not worried.

Okay, then let's saddle up and kick some ass. Go

do what you will with me. Okay. Here will never yield.

You can't b*at me. Hold it. If you

want to fight someone, fight me.

It's my toy. You were right about me all along.

I can't just stand by and do nothing.

I was going to let you guys go,

but screw that. Hit it. Zack hits.

Razor blade. T. Kevin Kasimer.

Then he saw.

What the hell? They ain't even human.

So you finally gotten dressed. Ryuko.

Nakita, you were behind all this? Yes, I was.

And these poor bullies were my puppets,

in a way. You were, too.

What do you mean? You get scared after going berserk.

So you reject your Kamui. Someone's in trouble.

You find your courage again and save

the day at the last second.

Your actions were so predictable, it's downright adorable.

You got to be kidding.

Newey hotey me it was you all along.

This profile is deleting. He was never

in the system. Oh crap. Ryuko.

Now, wasn't this the best rehab ever?

You went to all this trouble just

to get me to put Saint Kitts on again?

He banned me from the school. So what else could I do?

Check my life's no bed of roses either.

Don't you know? So are you going

to show me how much power you can

bring out of it now or what? You bet your ass.

Come on. Last time was way better. Bite me.

You're scared you'll lose control. I am not.

I went through a lot of trouble

to bring you back, so come on. Show me what you really got.

Guess you're weaker than I thought. Boring.

And that is that.

You don't have what it takes to wear Kamui.

Time to join your daddy now.

Empty. Guess the jig's up, huh? Why are you here?

Are you angry? There is only one

way to deal with those who choose to disobey my orders.

Oh, my gosh. Now, what could that be?

The blood purge. Prepare yourself. Okay, fine.

I'll leave. Geez, Louise. She was boring anyway.

Is this? Ryuko? Matoi is Kamui. What's left of it.

What do you want me to do with these?

Find the most resilient students and give the scraps to them.

They'll provide us with valuable combat data during the raid trip.

As you wish, milady.

After three years at Honnoji Academy,

this battle is the first step toward realizing our ambitions.

I have but one word to bestow upon you.

In Honnouji Academy's tri city schools raid trip is moving out.

We're leaving now. Yes, Miss.

Ryuko.

Time.

Look at that. No hate on me.

Mama sat down with to. Technically.

Monarch, Qatar as she.

That you would.

In.

Come in.

Nine. Attaching Kimmy to.

Field trips are the source of happy memories,

but it's a little different at Honnoji Academy.

They're off to raid Kobe, Kyoto and Osaka.

The memories of their teenage years will

be painted the color of blood.

Next time on k*ll La k*ll. Ride like the wind.
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