01x15 - Don't Stop Me Now

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Damn that you. What a mess. She even give a sh*t?

Hey, I just got here. Pulling into HQ now. On.

Wait a minute. Welcome back, Mr. Mickey Tsuji.

Are you guys ready? Hip back. Smack your need your blood now.

Oh, snap. We got Satsuki up in the hizzy.

Damn, girl, you hotter now than the last time I saw you.

And you've become even more loathsome. Though

I barely recall our first meeting.

Remember you graduated from grade school. You

had that party in the backyard.

My old man's takarada of that takarada syndicate.

Yo, you should be honored. I even showed up.

You should be honored. I still have

some vague recollection of your face.

Same as before. Still looking down on homies like you. Some queen.

Yo, girl, if you think you can bust on in here and get all

up in my business, you got another thing coming.

So have you. If you continue to oppose my will.

Making mercenaries of citizens. How were you raised

to use money in such a detestable way?

When it comes to cash, who cares how you use it?

Yo, Japan split down the middle with the Takarada

syndicate on the west side and Kiryuin suckers on the east.

It's all paper. And if we don't throw it down to our homies.

You went and dumped your cash on funky

threads at power up. And that's cool, yo.

But check it for some change. Get

all these homies to fight for me.

Hell, if I pay them enough, they die for me.

Money's what gets folks motivated the way it's always been.

The money's the power.

That's where you're mistaken.

What's up? What was that all about?

I'm proving the depth of your folly.

Go. Leave the area or you will die.

We can't find her. Wait for me.

Do you see? Takarada? Money doesn't rule people. Fear does.

You think you got me down, huh?

Drop the act already. You're terrified. I

can hear it in your voice.

Yeah, whatever. I'm scared. You happy? What you want?

There's no profit in acting tough now.

Don't you have any self-respect? Or are

you really that worthless? Worthless? She says.

Babe, my work's about to blow the roof off of this biatch.

Hey. Hey. Whoa. Yeah.

Ha! Bam. This is my anti LG mobile suit. My dotonbori Robo.

If you're outgunned, y'all, you got to

get your ass a bigger g*n.

Anything goes if you wants to be a baller.

Pathetic. Pathetic and tacky, my lady. What you talkin about?

You ain't got no eyes, son. Right. But I can sense its aura.

Along with a stink of your arrogance

hanging in the air like a fart.

You just jealous because you can't afford a gold mecha crab.

Gold. Mecha crab. Geez, you are a dork.

Oh, that does it. I'm squashing this beef right now.

Athletic Club prepared to att*ck Javelin. Archery. Discus sh*t. Put.

Stop. att*ck.

You just ain't worth the paper. I wipe my ass with.

How you like me now. When the

Decorata syndicate turns up the heat,

you can see how cheap your cheap ass Goku uniforms is.

After this, you can try and sell

them to one of the thrift stores in the mall.

But don't get your hopes up. They

ain't going to be worth much.

Your life is the only worthless thing around here.

Only fools mock the power of clothing. Hey,

why don't you splash around in my gourd bottle m*ssile shower?

Stop this. You're not getting bombed by Golden

Girls Because there's more where I came

from. Da da da da. Vinci's.

Hey, now that's what I call making it rain. Yo.

I am Lady Satsuki Shield, and as long

as I live, I will protect her.

You are so screwed, you naniwa monkey.

For real. Consider yourself the test dummy for our new uniforms. Congratulations.

Sorry for the delay, milady. The Kobe and Kyoto Brigades have arrived.

They're geared up and standing by. Excellent. Saitama,

The new uniforms ready to go. About time. Oh.

You are a cheap

ass hero and a cheap ass po son. Shut your hole.

I'm Uzu. Son of Guihomar of Honnoji Academy.

En garde. Blade Regalia. MK three tiara.

Wowzers. He's raring to go. I would expect nothing less from him.

His mission was to take Osaka after all.

Kanto Monkey versus Osaka. Monkey. It's like a monkey Battle royale.

Hold it. Where'd you learn such clever quips, Doggy?

Why? I got it from you, Miss Snake.

The way your tongue flicks in and out your

poison was bound to infect me sooner

or later. Sushi man. Don't De Bando.

Grab your bottle. m*ssile sh*t. Ben. Ben.

Ben. Ben. Ben. Dochartaigh o Hales na

surprised your pathetic gawd att*ck ends right here, right now.

You're done.

In.

What the hell? How do you like my slimy crab guts?

Once that gets on you, Dalgety never coming out.

Oh, getting kind of hard to move now, ain't it?

Now, who's done you up, baby? Well done.

Thanks. Crab guts is the. That and flame.

Now let's check out a few. All golden brown yet.

Hey, where are you at? What a bitch pulled a Houdini.

You think that's sneaking crab sh*t could stop me.

Easy, dog. Open wide. Oh, sh*t.

Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick.

Hold up. No more. Not there. Anywhere but there.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Die. The hurt that hurt. That hurt so good.

In the end, you're just a coward

that you feel good now all high and mighty.

But as Osakans are tenacious. Yo, this ain't over, man.

Not by a long sh*t. You're right.

It's not over. And you are not my target, you fool.

I wasn't. Do you think that I would

commit a force of this size just

to take over your pathetic schools? Then you know

who gave you the anti Goku suit?

And be quick about it. Ha ha ha ha.

Oh.

You really like throwing your weight around, don't you, Satsuki? Kiryuin.

Going overboard with the apocalyptic destruction today, aren't we?

Have you come all this way to

scold me? You're wasting your time.

And mine. This town sealed its fate when it defied me.

Well, I'm here to change that fate.

Give Saint Kitts back to me now.

You mean this? Try and take it if you can.

I'ma take the fool away for interrogation at once.

Marco, You better find someplace safe to hide. Dave

on Konchok, none of you are to interfere. Milady.

Well, do you think you can take it from me? Yeah.

Ha ha ha. Your reflexes are still as sharp as ever.

And I see you haven't lost your spirit. For now.

A lioness uses all her strength when hunting rabbits.

Like fiber overrides. We do it. I won't hold back my toy.

Ha ha ha. Hey, why isn't the new girl transforming?

Lady Satsuki still has a piece of her Kamui.

When the wearer activates their Kamui and it awakens

powerful bio energy flows through its life fibers.

But if there's a piece missing, the flow

is interrupted, making it impossible to transform.

It appears you need this glove to complete your synchronization.

Wait, so you knew that and you transformed anyway,

Pretty much what I expected from you, you ruthless bitch.

Don't whine. You knew you were at

a disadvantage, but you challenged me anyway.

I'm not whining, but you are sloppy and reckless.

Yeah. Look at that ripped Mohawk guy. Get out of here. My.

Our mission is to rescue Kaneo, Takarada and Ryuko.

Matoi. You got that? As soon as you got them secured,

get your asses out of there.

This is extraction only. No combat.

Control Unit. Control Unit. Proceed to gate number four.

Here we come, Satsuki. But I doubt

you're going to make it easy for us.

Oh, well, you only live once, right?

What's up? You had a change of heart

or something? Didn't have a choice.

Your pal Mickey. Suki asked me to give you some backup.

First you att*ck me. Now you're helping me. What the hell?

My organization has one goal to resist

becoming slaves to Koreans. Life fibers.

That is the objective of Nudist Beach.

Wait, you guys are for real?

I hope you're not naked in there.

I wish I could have kept on playing your scruffy teacher,

but as you can see, that's no longer possible.

Naked fools. We've uncovered you at last.

And that was the true intention of the Tri-City

Schools raid trip to smoke out the rebels

lurking behind the Compsci Academy's lady.

Satsuki has always known about you and

you played right into her hands.

Ikuro Miki Tsugi. No way. You guys saw through my disguise.

I'm impressed. Yes, Well, that's Lady Satsuki for you.

Her plans always work. Although this time the plan was mine.

For a second there, we were worried

you wouldn't show and we wouldn't get

to try our new Goku uniforms out on you.

Come on. You think we let a bunch

of jokers with a name like Nudist Beach screw up our plans?

Now you get to meet my blade Regalia Mach three.

Three star Goku uniform Shackle Regalia. Mark two.

Symphony regalia. My two. Pro regalia. Mark. Two Blade Regalia.

Three. A.G. Elite four Upgraded Regalia for Generals Battle Trip.

Are you? Go. We're. You doing? I

told you to find someplace safe,

right? That's why I'm here, huh?

Can you think of any place safer

than right next to you? Good point.

We got to transform now, Sanchez. We can't.

Even though I can restore my body with the pieces you have,

unless we also have the sky, Tepco, the bioenergy cannot flow.

Then just use my skin to make up for what's missing.

I won't. Human skin cannot withstand the energy

that flows through life fibers. Not even for a minute.

It'll only take a couple seconds. But, Ryuko,

You said you want it to be worn by me, right? So don't worry.

I'll be okay. I ain't scared anymore.

Come on. You're my friend, so be like Mako.

And we have a little faith in me.

Your friend. Yeah, Very well. And let's do this. Yup.

Life. Fiber. Synchronized cowboy sidekicks.

My toys.

They carry you in. Swaggering full return.

Do you want to die? No, I'm trying to survive.

That's more like it. Can we send cats back together again?

You're all flash and no substance.

That is why you will never be strong enough to best me.

Don't be so sure about that.

You have gotten stronger.

Thanks for noticing. Don't ever underestimate the power of a ryuko.

When she's fixated on something, she wants that idiot.

The only fixation you have is your range.

Have you forgotten when you gave in to it and went berserk?

Have you forgotten your desire to avenge your father's death?

I haven't forgotten. But I've done.

Going over it, and I'm never going

to make a mistake like that again.

From now on, I'm gonna use the rage

on me to fight for the things that really matter,

like getting my friend back and protecting all my friends,

all the people in my life that matter to me.

Your sentimentality robs you of any true ambition.

Oh, yeah. You want to talk ambition? Take a look around.

Is this hell your ambition? Do you have

to destroy everything just to get what you want, huh?

If this is how you use the power of the life fibers,

then me and Sandcats are going to stop you once and for all.

Then you'll need more than empty words and false pretenses.

Foster played Saint-cassien.

Oh.

He gets shipped.

Get some. Lady Fuski.

Lady. Right. Don't worry. I'll catch up. You are in no time.

Perhaps. But this time you'll have to make do with

being at a lower eye level than mine. Silly.

Ryuko. Matoi. Hey.

Does it? No, forget.

.

How dare you?

Jacuzzi. Let's finish this. You got it.

My toys are. I need you to give

me combat data on my probe. Regalia Mark two.

There you go. You should be worrying about yourself. I kuromi kisugi.

Ryuko. Snap out of it. Ryuko.

No man can choke.

You will drop that scissor blade. Otherwise,

I'll show no mercy. Even if it's you.

Are you all right? Yeah, I guess.

It appears you'll meet your end in Osaka.

Ryuko have faith in me. What if we are friends?

Have faith in me. Right. You got it.

What a waste of effort. Using your

karma as a blade, it can't pierce June Cat's

eye. No, it can't. That's not the plan. Oh.

Impossible. Nice job, Sanchez. I put all the blood.

I sucked into the blade. It was

risky, but I'm glad it worked.

How you like that? I doubt this

will have any trouble cutting through your tomb. Cats.

Yes. However, I know how to use

June cats to pierce your kamawi.

Good. Then we both go down together.

Well, tell your guys to back off.

Do that and I'll put the sword down.

Do that. And you miss your chance at avenging your father.

I won't sacrifice the lives of others to do that.

You'd trade my life for the people of this city.

My life is not so cheap as that.

Please, Lady Satsuki, stand down. Yours is a noble objective.

Don't fall here because you're too stubborn to yield.

See, even he thinks I'm right.

All brigades. You're to stand down. Return to Honnoji Academy.

Thanks, Marco. Kate, are you in? You might have figured

out how to do all kinds of stuff

with your junkets, but even so, you're alone.

And I suppose you are not. Nope.

Sunsets and me? We're in .

A symbiotic relationship with life fibers.

That is a fairy tale. It ain't.

Regardless, as a token of good faith, I'll leave Barkhuizen with you.

Don't need it, you fool. You seriously think I don't trust you?

The Satsuki Kiryuin I know isn't the type

to go back on our word just because she got her sword back.

sh*t. You didn't forget about me, did you?

We are called the Elite Four, cuz there's four of us.

That's that. I destroyed the nudist beach

face as per your orders, Lady Satsuki.

Well done. At last we have delivered

the death blow to the fools who dared oppose us.

And with that, the objective of our raid trip has been accomplished.

There's no need to rescind my order to return home now.

I compliment you on your noble effort. Ryuko Matoi.

But the next time we meet will be our last.

This battle cost nudist Beach damn near all its forces.

Yeah, but we should all be grateful we're still alive.

Way to go, Ryuko. You, fakir, you into a draw. Nice job.

Come on. I gave my word, remember?

It's time I told you everything.

After her battle with Satsuki, Ryoko finally learns her father's secret.

The secret is rats. There's nowhere near enough time to say.

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