06x01 - Bungo Stray Dogs REAL / What's Inside the Locker? / An Unfruitful Exchange

[bunniefuu]

Stray dogs, a pack of lost hounds

dashing aimlessly through the expanse of Yokohama.

The scent means something terrible is happening.

I have to tell Darci and the others about it.

I'm eating. This would k*ll me. But

I don't want to suffer beforehand.

Does I? It's urgent. Here's Mr. Kunikida here.

Wait. My glasses. What's wrong? Atsushi. I just

found out that our turf is being invaded.

In what way? The scent in front

of that one building we like to go to is different.

Oh, unfortunate. That spot is like doggy heaven for us.

A beloved feeding ground like that would

surely be the envy of any lost dog.

Sure would. We cannot allow it to fall

into anyone else's paws. Let's hurry then. Right.

Someone else has been here for sure. Yeah.

It smells like danger.. To encroach

on our property in such a brazen manner. Who would do this?

Actually, this is our property now. Toccoa, be gone at once.

Is that you, Chuya? Hey, don't talk

to me like you know me, punk.

Uh, I think it's time you all

scurried on home now. Special ability, rough showman.

They are determined to bare their fangs at us.

I'll make some weapons. Sounds good.

Tofu four Kunie Keita's ability art ability

rather creates whatever he writes in his notebook. Alas, dogs cannot write.

It's okay, Mr. Kunikida. Don't give up. Just leave it to me.

Got your mind is beneath the hydrant.

You changed from a dog into a cat hiker.

I don't care. Let's go.

That's enough of that.

Oh, why did you stop us? Why?

It's quite simple. Because it's time for us to have breakfast.

Breakfast?

Even more dogs. Oh, well, we've

been working up an appetite all night,

so why don't we call a truce for the moment?

Very well then. Oh, hey, now, don't get too excited.

Morning. Oh. Good morning. Darcy. Wow.

They're really going to town, aren't they?

They sure are.

Unbeknownst to the Armed Detective Agency, some stray

dogs are able to have full lives.

The wind is smiling.

What's with that look?

Atsushi, are you upset you've been put on cleanup duty?

No, but I'm not thrilled either.

Now, now. Cleaning up around the agency is a noble task too.

And that includes tidying up people's lockers, FYI.

I admit, it kind of sucks, but work's work. Am I right?

Yay, work! I'm glad one of us is into this.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Oh, hold on, Darci, we can't go around opening up people's lockers.

That's their own private space. You'll get us in trouble. Mm.

Let the cleaning lady goes into the men's bathroom all the time.

And that's supposed to be private, too. Is.

That's part of her job. Exactly. And tidying

lockers will be part of our job today.

Oh, that makes sense. Well, since that's settled, never mind.

There is no way this is okay.

Who cares? The only thing I'm concerned

with is seeing what's inside these lockers.

Whoa! Just came right out with it. My first contestant.

You sure about this. Huh?

Actually, you know what?

Let's start with Nikita's locker. Good idea.

That's about what I expected. Why do you

think he has multiple calendars, though? That's kunikida for you.

True enough. If I had to guess,

one of these books must be full of his embarrassing poetry.

And there we have it. Let's see how to make my.

The notebook is titled how to make my ideal serious, hardworking. Dazai.

How wretched. Is a cursed object as part of cleanup duty.

It is our job to banish it.

Oh, man. What's he going to do? Hold on. That's it.

Onward, man. Are we really still doing this? Kenji's locker.

Naomi's locker. .

Kyoko's locker.

Tofu with bonito flakes. What will we find in Rampo's locker?

I'm pretty sure we both have a good

idea of what we're going to find in there.

Well, we will know for sure till we look inside.

Yep. Lots of snacks. Uh huh. Oh. Hey, guys.

You comfy? What the heck are you doing in there?

Snacks taste way.. Better when you're in your secret spot.

Yay! You're treating your locker like a secret hideout.

Hey, you're cleaning up, right? Can you

throw this out for me? Sure.

Okay, now try to keep it down out there. Catch you later.

Well, then, shall we continue on? Uh huh.

Is it just me, or has that puddle

gotten even bigger? Is it really blood?

Hey, how about we skip this one again?

No, we're here to do a job,

so let's just get this over with, okay?

Yeah, yeah, I don't know, maybe. Hey, what?

What if it.. Really is blood..

Pouring out of that locker? I'm scared.

Fairpoint. Hey, I know. Why don't we check out my locker?

Uh, aren't.. You curious to see what's inside?

Well, let's just say that part of me

is. And part of me isn't. That's good enough for me. Ta da!

A doll's style su1c1de locker. Yup. That's creepy. All right.

And if you tip it on its side, it even doubles as a coffin.

Please don't try to sell me on its multiple uses.

I think that's plenty of work for today, don't you?

Happy because you got to show off your locker.

Why don't we ditch this place and go get

a tasty dessert somewhere? Good grief.

At the time, I had no idea.

That Darcy's locker really would become a

coffin. On one fated day. Oh.

Why is my precious notebook in the trash?

Was this Darcy's doing? Unforgivable?

Welcome back, Mr. Akutagawa.

The man of the hour. I'll go make some tea.

No thank you. Of course. It'll be ready

in a sec. She's not even listening.

What are punks up? Degawa. Good. You're here.

What is it? I have a message.

Thank you for delivering. It was just passing by.

Oh, yeah. We're going to need some tea for Chuya too.

Hey, make sure you make tea for two. Tea for two. Oh.

No, no peace signs. Don't ever do the peace signs.

And don't do it twice. You guys here.

So make two cups of tea. Huh?

Did she get it? Here you are, sir.

Not even close. And she only brought

Yokan for one person as well.

Come on. Higuchi. When are you gonna

get your head out of the clouds?

Can't you see Chuya sitting right there? He's not that small.

Just look at Akutagawa's face. That lonely

offering of tea and dessert is staring him down.

He doesn't know what to do about it.

Nothing from Chuya either. This is awkward. So very awkward. Enjoy.

Thank you. Huh? Yeah. It was pretty obvious, huh?

Don't tell me you still haven't figured it out.

Pick your jaw up off the floor. He.

Hey. Sounds like Octagon was gonna lay

down the law. Shut your trap, tachihara.

Ouch. I'd hate to be that guy.

Why me? Did I stutter? Oh, why?

I got yelled at. Huh? Sorry.

Got it. Tagawa, go to HQ ASAP.

Okay. I don't know why I bothered coming here.

I'll accompany you, Mr. Akutagawa. But. But why?

Why me? It's not.. Fair.

cool if I eat this, right?