06x06 - Dazai-san's Nail Biter / If Only I Could Express My Hundred Thoughts / Please Share! Armed Detective Agency!

[bunniefuu]

Indeed, humans are sinful and foolish. That's what I like about us.

Wait. Is that. Does a documents are not for origami.

And this report's a travesty. Do it over..

Here. Stop being so.. Lazy.

Take some pride in your work for once.

Why is Kunikida always so angry? Atsushi.

Some people just never learn. I know..

Right? What do we ever do with that grumpy man?

I was talking about you. You should really stop slacking off.

But a day without messing with Kunikida

is like a fizzy drink that has gone flat.

Or a rice cr*cker without any crunch.

That's because you don't close your containers.

Kunikida is indignation is the spice of life.

Or a topping. He's like the green

onion that goes on a tasty dish. Atsushi's more like ginger.

Hey, Kunikida. What do you want? Oh, nothing.

Just wanted to commend you for working hard. Got him.

Commence operation. Advertise Kunai Keita's good qualities.

What the hell is this? I don't get you.

Huh? Where's Kunikida heading off to? I heard

the president has a private meeting with some government figures or something.

We're talking super top secret. He could

only have his most trusted people accompany him for this.

Oh, I was really hoping to check

in and see if anyone had noticed the paper or not. Oh,

I just realized I might have done something really, really bad.

Let's adjourn this meeting. Please keep everything under wraps.

Of course. Don't you worry. Wait. What's that paper say?

We need you to keep this secret.

Even if it means having to lie. Wait, I can explain.

Oh. Nikita is going to be forced to eat really mediocre food.

He does have to go save him.

You don't see Darcy panicking like that every day, do you? Nope.

There he is. I caught up. How

have you not noticed the paper by now? Nikita,

the president to some of the messages is hidden now.

Yes. Are we in the clear?

I am an honest human being. So you won't keep our secrets,

then? It's not what you think.

That's no good. Another bad end. And it

came faster than the last one.

Now it's just a confession of his humanity.

What is that piece of paper? I am a human being. That's true.

Can't blame you for being human. Humans are just human.

And all humans are created equal, as they say.

Yeah, that should be fine. Oh, what a relief. Let's go home.

Why did you go rushing out of here earlier, Darcy?

Oh, I needed to check in on a green onion.

Was this note you're doing? This time

I made an ad for the agency.

tales is a classic game in which

candles are lit and they are

blown out one by one after each horror story is told.

When the last candle is extinguished, something terrible is said to happen.

That's why we have the Armed Detective Agency's hundred tails.

This is silly. Why are we even

playing this game? It's been..

Hot. We're just trying to stay cool.

What? Are you scared? Kunikida. Huehuehuehue.

Of course I'm not. You know what? Fine.

I'll start things off and tell a story. Woohoo! All right.

One day I had a fever. I remember

my chills just wouldn't go away.

But I was still busy at work. I had no choice but to carry

on until I had finished my tasks.

I'm so sick I can't see right. That's when it happened.

Oh, I just want to go home right now.

The words escaped my mouth. Petrifying, is it not?

Lord. That's it. I wanted to abandon my work and go home.

This is me we're talking about here.

But you weren't feeling well. Sorry, but you're hopeless at this kunikida.

Let me tell a story that happened

just recently in my own bedroom.

See, it was the morning and I had to get.. Out of bed.

But something dull was pounding in my skull.

I didn't feel well, but I had to go to work.

I got dressed and headed out to the agency headquarters.

Hey, good morning everyone. That was when

I woke up in my bed.

What made any of that a horror story? I thought..

I had finally made it to the agency, but was..

Actually still in bed, which meant I had

to get ready and go to work all over again. So terrifying.

That just means you need to get better rest.

It's not a scary story, Darcy. That's a lazy story.

I don't know, it.. Seems pretty scary to me.

What about you, Kiyoka? Got any stories to share? Yeah.

What you got for us girls your age like scary stories.

Isn't that right? Do you know any? Well.

I was organizing documents one day. I remember

they were on sturdy, high quality paper.

I had gotten them between my nail

and finger and didn't notice the danger I was in until

I swiped up on it hard. Also, the meat in the stew I

had the other day was tough.

Turned out it was my tongue.

Those are worse than.. Most horror.. Stories.

My heart won't stop pounding in my chest now.

Do you have anything.. To contribute out? Sushi.

Me a scary story. It's not a great story, but I suppose.

The orphanage had decided to lock me

inside a storage room as punishment again.

That's when I noticed it. Something staring

at me from behind some shelves. Do you get a kick out of

seeing me get punished like this?

You said nothing and continued to stare at me.

That's when the realization hit me. It was

impossible that the space beyond the shelves

was big enough for a person to fit. Hang on. What are you?

Gotcha. I made all that up. Who wants to go next? It was

actually.. The scariest one yet. Atsushi.

Go go go go go go go.

It happened. Dan's eyes finally lost his marbles.

A dance contest. How's that work? You

just have to tape yourself and send it in.

There's even a cash prize for the winner. Whoa!

For million. That's really..

Incredible. I know, right? Do you want

to collaborate together? Me? Dance. There's no way.

Come on. The two of us would be unstoppable together.

Just think of the shower of accolades. The giant cash prize.

The cash prize. It would make .. You an instant star.

I'll do it. Huh?

Go go go go go go.

Yuck yuck yuck yuck! Come on, you Nikita, let..

The spirits of dance possess you and join..

Us. Dance! It's actually a lot of

fun. Well, back to work. Go!

You're not even going to comment at all.

Wait. This isn't a fever dream. A dance contest, huh?

That's right. Why don't you join in?

Give me one good reason why I would do such a thing.

There's a million cash prize. The

agency could really use that dough.

That's true. We'd get a lot of free

publicity if we became famous, too.

Yes, but still.. Not an angel in sight. One. Two.

Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Nikita, why are you moving like some kind of robot?

What? I'm moving my arms up and down like you asked me to.

That's your idea of dance choreography? Looks more like calisthenics to Nikita.

Huh? It's fine. If we're going to do this at all,

then let's do it right. Art.

Hey! I'm back.

So no more. She will sell my machine back.

She can lie on the towel. Go out

and give me the luxury show. I'll show.

To Monaco to take. So little kind of town up there.

You know, my cattle time. I am down out them.

Here you go. You mail them all kotoki. So.

Knowledge of mathematics at my high school.

Actually that's not.

Give back the. Did you get her?

I mean, I'm just up there. You can go up.

Here to.

Who?

Mine back. Welcome back. Rambo. Just a second, I can explain.

You were recording a special video to win

the prize for the million Dance competition.

Isn't that right? % correct. Don't worry.

You're definitely going to win a prize. Oh.

All right. That cash is as good as ours.

Later, the group did win a rather impressive prize. Yay! We've won!