06x12 - Swap Theater / My Treasure / Nakajima Atsushi's Plan

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Treasures. Things that are irreplaceable. Precious.

It happened suddenly on a day that seemed like any other.

Darcy and I.

Uh oh. We switched bodies.

Oh, wind. Tell me what it is you desire of me.

You, Darci. I'm going to go confuse

the heck out of Kuni Kato.

Instead of pranking people, let's just hang

out until things go back to normal.

If you insist. I can do that. No, that's..

Not the type of hanging I meant, Darci.

Ooh, maybe I'll go hit on some beautiful ladies.

I'd rather you didn't. If you have

to be doing something, can at least be work.

It can't be Darci telling Atsushi to work

.. And the chaos begins. Hey.

Perfect timing. Kunikida. I was just looking around for you.

You really are sushi. Please tell me.

Tell me just what? What the hell is this?

It's all right. I snagged Kinoshita's body.

How does it look on me now

with % more dazzle? It's weirding me out.

We are going to go eat barbecue

with Nikita's money. Oh, no you're not.

Are you all right, Ronpo? That's my body you're wrecking.

Yes. I'm fine. Thanks, but what was that about? Whoopsie daisy.

You're me. They've swapped bodies, too. Ow ow ow!

Rambo uses his ultra deduction to quickly surmise what's happening.

This is a hoot. I'm going to go show. I would ask you not..

To do that. That's Rambo for you.

It's ruined. What could it mean? Oh.

Atsushi. You have to be more laid

back and smile more if you want to act like him.

I give up. You can use to hard.

Dazai. You were the one who said you had to blend in.

Unless you're actually okay being like him.

No, thanks. I've never been more scared of myself.

The only thing scarier is seeing Kunikida act like rompo.

Why don't you guys just go back into your own bodies then?

Wait, we can go back. Seriously? It's over.

You swapped bodies when you bumped heads together,

so clearly you just have to do

that again. It's as simple as that. Huh?

So first Kunikida and I switch back,

and after that, you should switch back.

First Dazai. Oh, I'm not good when it comes to pain.

This is getting complicated, isn't it?

Meow.

It's time to eat. It's good. Huh? Thanks for cooking again.

Are you feeling more comfortable at the agency? I am.

Anything bothering you? Nope. So much for conversation. Thanks for the food.

That was delicious.

Oh, good morning Kiyoka. Good morning Naomi. I wonder if I'd

be more outgoing like her if I had a brother.

Oh, no. It looks like you have

a stain on your shirt, brother.

Hey, we're in public. Naomi. Cut it out, will ya?

No can do, brother. Uh oh. It looks like you have a..

Stain here, too. Actually. Never mind.

Hanako to. Good morning. Huh?

Hey. Good morning. Kyoka. Sorry we're both in your way like this.

I'm up here because Kunikida asked me to take this noose down.

But I just can't seem to reach it.

Huh? Nice throw. There. You city girls sure are impressive,

aren't you? Thanks for your help, Kyoko.

Let's just leave it at that for now.

Oh, hey! What perfect timing! This way. Huh?

Here. You mix this suspicious powder in water

and knead it, and it turns into sushi.

Candy? How about the two of us

make some together? This seems suspect.

Need. Need. Need. The more, the better, I say.

Huh? You passed the test, huh?

All done. Hey, hey, hey. To the detective

who sees through everything. Thank you.

I'm telling you, it's only a scratch.

Let me tend to that for you. Don't be shy.

No, I just cut it on some documents

I was organizing. I'm fine. Really?

Don't underestimate the power of a small cut.

It could end up giving you tetanus.

Or in a more dramatic case, we'd

have to amputate a whole limb.

Okay, do what you need to. Now, that's more like it.

Surgery. She's both everyone's mother and a doctor who's kind at heart.

You may come in. You called for me,

sir? Uh, what did you need?

Actually, nothing. Are you okay? Yes.

Take care of yourself and be sure

not to work too.. Hard, okay?

If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask me.

Thanks. I received an order of rice buns. Want one?

Welcome back. Kyoka. Mm.

Hmm. I got a question for you. How

is apartment life been treating you?

You may be a bit snug for two people,

but eventually you do get used to it.

And you have a white tiger as a bodyguard.

Although he's probably more like a scared kitten when handling a lady.

I can hear you, you know.

Who is Atsushi to me? Why are you so need?

Bodyguard? No, it's neither of those. To me he's. It.

What's what? That. Look. Kyoka. Whoa! You're

really looking in tip top shape. Kunikida.

The treatment's over. Be sure to see

me again if you ever get hurt.

Why don't you go get a checkup,

too, Junichiro? Nah, I think I'll pass.

It's about time for lunch, isn't it? Boy, am I starving.

If you're hungry. Kenji, have some of this

sushi. Really? I can have some.

Oh, another peaceful day, huh? So many

lively people make things interesting. That sounded so mature.

One itty bitty shorts.

Huh huh huh. Hey!

What's happening? Julia, have you been well?

You're not Darci.

My name is Atsushi Nakajima.

I've seen quite a bit since joining the Armed Detective Agency,

but even so, I'm never prepared for Dazai's antics.

So I've made a decision, and that would be putting

my mind to the test to do what many think is impossible.

My plan is as follows. Do something

so utterly shocking it even surprises Dazai.

The problem is, I don't know what

to do exactly to pull that off. Let me ask him.

What's the point? Well, I mean, don't

you want to see Dazai's face all flustered?

I'd rather not see his face under any circumstance.

Oh, I know. Why don't you put

some toxins in his food? A healthy dose.

Wouldn't that k*ll him, though? It's quite possible.

There was no way you were ever

going to get a useful answer out of Kunikida.

How about you, Ranpo? Do you have any ideas?

Something that would really shock the pants off of Dazai.

Well, since you asked, I'll impart some true wisdom to you.

My poor lost.. Pupil. I'm listening.

Well, what surprised Dazai is to not

be surprised by anything he does.

That way, he can't get a rise out of you.

And then you don't have to worry

about trying to one up him at all.

I see, I think. Have a calm mind like the water's surface.

Okay. I doubt you can do that, though.

I'll cut you a discount for my advice. Buy me some ramen.

I don't think I'm any closer to understanding what to do, though.

Don't go easy on him, Atsushi. Make

sure he's on the verge of death.

What do you mean? Doctor, you're getting

your revenge on Dazai, aren't you?

No I'm not. I just wanted to..

Catch him off guard. I'll leave the operation room open.

This isn't a grudge or anything like that.

Let me try to think this through, though.

I left the orphanage. Then I ran

into Darcy at the river and I ended

up joining the agency shortly after.

Based on that, what do I want to do to him?

Ha ha ha! Oh. Hey, Darcy. What's up?

Got a minute? Sure. What's going on? Here you go.

These are for you. Uh huh.

This is for all the things you've done for me till now.

I just wish I could have done something more.

Anyways, thanks for everything, Darcy. Uh huh.

Okay. Oh! Huh? Nice job. Atsushi. So was it the toxins?

I didn't think you had it in you.

Thanks, but I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, though.

So Yokohama has been quite peaceful in recent days,

and it's all due to the fruits of your labor.

We haven't done a thing to make it better.

Today, I can't help but think of the day

the armed Detective Agency was first born.

And how much we've grown like a family.

I don't know, Daisy. Is this how

we should have wrapped things up?

It works for me. If you're ever out there feeling lost,

just remember your pride is a stray dog.

You're trying to end things on a sappy note, aren't you?

I thought I was dead.