Kuroko: (That sounds ghy, but whatever)
Kuroko: (SPONSER SCREEN)
Ruiko: (COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!)
Mikoto:
.Mikoto: (ED, or is it OP) (OP, hurr hurr)
Kuroko: To Aru Kagaku no Railgun
Mikoto: (Onscreen, starting from top) School District No. Announcements
Mikoto: (Onscreen, centered) Schools participating in System Scans today
Mikoto: (Onscreen, scrolling) Tokiwadai Middle School, Sakugawa Middle School, Kyokujitsu Middle School
Mikoto: (Onscreen, school sign) Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Mikoto: (Onscreen) School District No.
Mikoto: (Onscreen) School District No. Sakugawa Middle School
Ruiko: (This being a common noun here, I'll use an English word. If you hate it, change it back)
Ruiko: (Episode title) Electromaster
Mikoto: (Onscreen) Next Episode Preview
Ruiko: (Episode title) You Need Proper Hydration When Working Under the Sun (ORIGINAL TITLE - "You Need Water Refills When Working Under the Bright Daylight")
Index: To Aru MajutsuSide Story
Special: To Aru Majutsu iNo Index Side Story
Special: To Majutsu o Index Side Story
asdf: Hey, is she going to be okay?
fdsa: Let's contact Judgement, just in case.(if it was good enough for Shakespeare, it's good enough for me ;_;)
Mikoto: Really, you never do get bored in this city...
rofl: The total population is . million,
rofl: of whom a full % are students.
rofl: That's what Academy City is like. (possible "That's how Academy City is")
rofl: Here we employ all of the latest cutting edge technology.
rofl: In other words, this city is a large-scale experiment.
rofl: It's said that there's a - to -year gap between the technology employed here in Academy City and elsewhere.
rofl: And...
rofl: what is it that everyone here studies?
All: Superhuman powers! (cho-nouryoku is superhuman)
rofl: In order to allow parents to send their children here without worry,
rofl: Academy City employs an extensive security system.
rofl: Rest assured that—
rofl: O-Ow...
rofl: W-What happened? Just what is going on...
rofl: The traffic lights...
fdsa: Damn! This is not my day! (Uncontracted for emphasis)
fdsa: Just what is she? (As he's referring to Mikoto's power, I kept what)
Kuroko: Kindly wait up. (Prefer kindly over please given taht she's being somewhat ironic)
Kuroko: I'm with Judgement. (Prefer with over from)
Rofl: O-Ow! (Doubt there's a need to "translate" this tirade of interjections)
Kuroko: So, you must be the delinquent mentioned in the report.
fdsa: Damn!
Kuroko: Shirai Kuroko here. I've apprehended one of the suspects. (she does say hannin, but without a conviction they can't really be referred to as culprits)
Kuroko: Uiharu, where are the rest of the savages?
Kazari: Take the left at the end of the alley, and then turn left again after another five meters.
Kuroko: Roger!
Kuroko: This is Judgement, responding to a call.
Kuroko: Kindly cease any resistance—
Kuroko: Eh?
Kuroko: This is...
Mikoto: Oh, Kuroko.
Kuroko: Onee-sama!
Railgun: To Aru Kaaku No Railgun
MyRailgun: To Aru Kagaku No Railgun
Kuroko: Really now...
Kuroko: How many times must I remind you?
Kuroko: Upholding public order in Academy City is the responsibility of Judgement.
Kuroko: It's troublesome when you interfere as you please.
Kuroko: Are you listening, Onee-sama?
Mikoto: It couldn't be helped.
Mikoto: It was all settled by the time you guys arrived.
Kuroko: If a student with no clearance causes a commotion... you'll draw the attention of the authorities.
Mikoto: Then you should respond with greater alacrity.
Mikoto: Besides, Academy City really doesn't live up to its name.
Mikoto: Even with security systems scattered throughout the entire city,
Mikoto: idiots like the ones just now are still around.
Mikoto: They speak highly of the cutting edge technology here...
Kuroko: Onee—
Mikoto: Chaser! (Sounds like shite, but that makes even less sense... ;_;)
Mikoto: ...but it has little to do with our everyday lives.
Kuroko: Really, Onee-sama... wearing such unsightly shorts under your skirt again.
Mikoto: Just what are you looking at?! (Changed tense, since the present is typically used in these situations... Hmm, that sounded sad, in a way ;_;)
Mikoto: It's easier to move around in these, and it's warmer—
fdsa: a*t*matic vending machine #.
fdsa: Abnormal functionality detected.
fdsa: Suspected property damage.
fdsa: Suspected property damage.
Kuroko: Could you refrain from such inappropriate actions?
Kuroko: Oh, no. We'd better hurry.
Mikoto: Oh, right. We've got a System Scan today. (proper noun... or isn't it? Meh, like it matters)
Kristen doesn't know how to spell balloon: School District Announcements
Kristen doesn't know how to spell balloon:Schools participating in System Scans today
Kristen doesn't know how to spell balloon:Tokiwadai Middle School Sakugawa Middle School Kyokujitsu Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
Are middle school student lolis?: Tokiwadai Private Middle School
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asdf: Wave. (the rest are all in singular, so I changed this. More for conformity than anything else, since it doesn't really matter)
asdf: Star.
asdf: Wave.
asdf: Circle.
rofl: Next, degrees.
fdsa: Yes.
rofl: A difference of . millimeter. That's fine.
rofl: Then, next person please.
lmao: Result: meters and centimeter.
lmao: Distance from target: centimeter.
lmao: Overall evaluation: Level .
Kuroko: Not quite there today...
Kuroko: Must be because of yesterday's Judgement work. (colloquial I suppose)
Mitsuko: Your future looks bleak indeed if that's the sort of excuse you resort to, Shirai Kuroko-san.
Kuroko: Kongou Mitsuko.
Mitsuko: At this rate, perhaps I'll reach Level before you do.
Kuroko: Kindly don't compare your ability with mine.
Kuroko: To begin with, the methods for spatial recognition differ between the third and eleventh dimensions—
Alternate,Mitsuko: Besides, I do not care for how you, a mere first year student, affect such importance. (No contraction due to her haughty way of speakng)
Mitsuko: Listen, when I become the ace of Tokiwadai—
Alternate,Kuroko (same time): Oblivious to what people say, as usual...
fdsa: What was that? An expl*si*n? (These appear to be lines from two different characters, but perhaps splitting them is a waste of time)
Mitsuko: W-What happened?
Kuroko: You might not be aware of this since you only transferred here this year,
Kuroko: but the one who is currently having her abilities measured at that pool
Kuroko: is Tokiwadai's ace.
Kuroko: Her power is so destructive that it can't even be measured without using the water as a dampener.
Kuroko: Do you have the resolve to take a hit like that head on?
asdf: Result: Initial projectile velocity — meters per second.
asdf: Rate of fire: rounds per minute.
asdf: Hit distribution: . millimeters.
asdf: Overall evaluation: Level .
Mikoto: Eh? You could hear it all the way from the field?
Kuroko: It was quite the racket.
Kuroko: Everyone was startled.
Mikoto: Really, it's deplorable how they can't measure it any other way.
Mikoto: Compared to mine, your ability seems far more convenient. (Substituted Kuroko for a pronoun)
Kuroko: The grass is always greener on the other side.
Mikoto: Well, that's true, but...
Alternate,Kuroko: That said,
Kuroko: you're Tokiwadai's ace, Onee-sama.
Kuroko: Just stand up proudly and puff your chest out.
Mikoto: Ace...
Kuroko: That said,
Kuroko: this chest, lacking a bit of the ineffable qualities of youth, may be too modest for that.
Kuroko: Ah, but this modesty is what makes Onee-sama so sinfully voluptuous.
Kuroko: This lithe and delicate temptation... (Shortening these; they're too long to be read.)
Kuroko: Kuroko, no, Kuroko's heart is about to burst!
Mikoto: You're already broken!
Kuroko: I just wanted to bond with you a little!
Mikoto: Shut up!
Lolis play ball,Mikoto: School District No.
Kazari: Let's see...
Alternate,Ruiko: U-i-ha-ru! (it had to be done ;_;)
Ruiko: Oh, it's polka dots in light pink today. (she says "awai pinku")
Kazari: W-What are you doing, Saten-san?!
Alternate,Ruiko: Now, now, being so formal with a classmate. What happened to our intimate friendship?
Ruiko: All right! In order to deepen our friendship, one more time!
Kazari: That was mean...
Ruiko: I'm sorry. I got carried away.
Ruiko: Do you want to see my panties in exchange?
Kazari: I'm fine, thank you...
Kazari: Come on, Saten-san...
Ruiko: So, how did it go?
Kazari: How did what go...?
Ruiko: The System Scan, of course.
Kazari: Ah... it was no good.
Kazari: I remain a Level , as always.
Kazari: I haven't improved at all since elementary school.
Kazari: My homeroom teacher asked me, "Are the flowers on your head just for show?" (Direct full sentence quotation )
Kazari: "With the power of those flowers in full bloom, you should blossom forth as well!"
Ruiko: Err... there's a lot in that teacher's reasoning that's just begging for a quip,
Ruiko: but for now, you should cheer up.
Ruiko: Besides, Level is still fine, isn't it?
Ruiko: I'm a Level — powerless.
Ruiko: But I don't worry about that.
Ruiko: As long as I have fun every day, that's fine.
Kazari: Saten-san...
Ruiko: Here, listen to this and cheer up.
Kazari: Oh, it's Hitotsui Hajime! This is...? (The player has it as "Hitotsui" rather than "Hitotsu")
Ruiko: I downloaded the pre-release version of this song.
Ruiko: The album with it on goes on sale today.
Kazari: You've already downloaded it. Do you still need to buy the CD?
Ruiko: Obtaining the premium goods that come only with the limited first edition release
Ruiko: is the only way I can call myself a true fan! (removed the sweepstakes part; it makes it too long really)
Ruiko: That being the case, let's go buy it together!
Kazari: Ah, but I've made plans with Shirai-san today...
Ruiko: By Shirai-san, do you mean Shirai Kuroko of Judgement?
Kazari: She said that she'll make my dream come true, and introduce me to Misaka-san!
Kazari: One of only seven Level s in Academy City!
Kazari: The ace of Tokiwadai!
Kazari: The Misaka Mikoto-san! (Better fit for how you'd put it in English)
Ruiko: Tokiwadai's Level ?
Ruiko: No doubt she's one of those people who look down on others because of their abilities.
Kazari: No way...
Ruiko: I mean, those people look down on those weaker than themselves, don't they?
Ruiko: It just makes me mad.
Ruiko: On top of that, she's a lady from Tokiwadai, isn't she?
Kazari: Isn't it wonderful, her being a lady?! (she does say ii, but the way she says it makes wonderful a better chocie I think)
Kazari: No, if anything, she's wonderful because she's a lady!
Ruiko: So, aren't you just blindly looking up to her because she's a celebrity?
Kazari: T-That's not true!
Kazari: Incidentally, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm from Nishikasai. (possibly a reference to the fact that a lot of famous people are from Nishikasai, Edogawa - like Romi Park <)
Kazari: That's right! This is a great chance, so you should come too, Saten-san.
Ruiko: I don't really...
Kazari: It's fine, it's fine!
Ruiko: It's fine...? Wait—
Kazari: This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Ruiko: Hold on, Uiharu!
Title: Electromaster
Mikoto: A fan of mine?
Kuroko: She's from Branch of Judgement, and responsible for supporting me.
Kuroko: I couldn't refuse her request to meet you just once.
Kuroko: I'm well aware of the fact that you care little for the insolence of your followers,
Kuroko: but Uiharu's a girl who knows her place.
Kuroko: Most importantly, she's one of a select few I acknowledge as a friend.
Kuroko: So, please meet her just this once for me.
Kuroko: Of course, in order to keep Onee-sama's stress at a minimum,
Kuroko: I've also prepared today's schedule—
Mikoto: Let's see...
Mikoto: "Plan for a date with Onee-sama using Uiharu as an excuse."
Mikoto: "Part one: Deepen our relationship at a family restaurant." (shortened for readability)
Mikoto: "Part two: Go to a lingerie store (to buy 'get-lucky' underwear)."
Mikoto: "Part three: Go to a perfume store (to buy aphrodisiacs)."
Mikoto: "Part four: Get rid of Uiharu."
Mikoto: "Part five: Go to a love hotel with Onee-sama."
Mikoto: In other words, you intend to take advantage of your innocent friend in order to realize your own perverted fantasies?
Mikoto: Just by reading it...
Mikoto: my stress has already gone through the roof!
Mikoto: Oh, well...
Mikoto: If she's your friend, I guess it can't be helped.
Kuroko: Onee-sama!
Mikoto: Kuro—
Kuroko: I didn't realize that you cherish me that much!
Kuroko: I can't hold it in anymore!
Alternate,fdsa: Excuse me...
fdsa: I'm terribly sorry, but you're troubling the other guests...
Kuroko: Anyway, let me introduce you for now.
Kuroko: This is Uiharu Kazari-san, a first year from Sakugawa Middle School.
Kazari: P-Pleased to meet you.
Kazari: I'm Uiharu Kazari.
Kuroko: And this is...
Ruiko: Hey there; I'm Uiharu's classmate, Saten Ruiko.
Ruiko: I'm not entirely sure of how it happened, but I tagged along.
Ruiko: By the way, I'm a Level .
Kazari: S-S-Saten-san, what are you...
Alternate,Mikoto: Uiharu-san and Saten-san, is it?
Mikoto: I'm Misaka Mikoto; a pleasure to meet you.
Ruiko: Pleased...
Kazari: ...to meet you.
Kuroko: Well then, with the introductions out of the way,
Kuroko: though events have deviated slightly from the plan, (removed 'have' -newy)
Kuroko: allow me, Kuroko, to ensure that things go smoothly—
Kuroko: Ow...
Mikoto: Well, there's no point loitering around here.
Mikoto: For now, let's go to a game arcade.
Ruiko: An arcade?
Mikoto: Come on, Kuroko. Let's go.
Kuroko: Really, Onee-sama...
Kuroko: Rather than playing games or reading books in stores, (implied that she doesn't pay for them anyway; shortened)
Kuroko: you should focus more on flower arrangements or playing the koto.
Kuroko: Couldn't you find an interest more befitting your status?
Mikoto: Be quiet. Besides, since when did tea ceremonies or playing the koto fit my character?
Ruiko: Somehow... she doesn't come across as a lady at all.
Kazari: She doesn't look down on people either, does she?
Ruiko: What's that?
Kazari: It looks like a new crêpe shop.
Kazari: Apparently the first customers will get a Gekota mascot as a present.
Ruiko: What's with that cheap character?
Ruiko: In this day and age, who'd want something like that?
Ruiko: I'm sorry—
Kazari: Misaka-san?
Kuroko: What's the matter, Onee-sama?
Kuroko: Oh? Has the crêpe shop caught your attention? (this seems more suitable)
Kuroko: Or perhaps it's the present that interests you?
Mikoto: W-What are you talking about?
Mikoto: I-I'm not really interested in Gekota...
Mikoto: I mean, it's a frog — an amphibian!
Mikoto: Where could you possibly find a girl who'd be happy with such a gift...? ('be' added -newy)
Ruiko: Whoa... there really is a lot of people here.
Kazari: Why are there so many small children?
rofl: The break is only for an hour!
rofl: Don't wander off too far!
Alternate,Kazari: It looks like our timing wasn't the best.
Kuroko: I'll go ahead and secure a bench for us.
Kazari: I'll go with you, then.
Kazari: Saten-san, could you please order for us as well? (prefer not to use share in English)
Kuroko: We'll pay you back afterwards!
Alternate,Ruiko: W-Wait—
Mikoto: Hmm? What's wrong?
Ruiko: Nothing...
Mikoto: Um... would you like to switch places with me?
Mikoto: There's no real need to switch.
Mikoto: I'm fine, as long as I get the crêpe...
fdsa: Yay! I got a Gekota!
asdf: Me too! Me too!
lmao: Sorry to keep you waiting.
lmao: Here you go.
lmao: This is the last one.
Ruiko: Thank you.
Ruiko: E-Eh? The last one?
Ruiko: Um...
Ruiko: If you'd like, you can have this...
Mikoto: Really?! Can I really?!
Ruiko: Y-Yeah...
Mikoto: Thank you!
Ruiko: Y-You're welcome...
Kuroko: Come now, Onee-sama, don't hold back!
Mikoto: I told you, I don't want any!
Mikoto: Who would ever want natto and whipped cream as toppings?!
Kuroko: Come now! An~!
Alternate,Mikoto: Stop it!
Alternate,Kazari: Isn't this great?
Kazari: Although Misaka-san is a little different from the lady that I envisioned,
Kazari: she's a lot easier to get along with than I imagined.
Ruiko: I wonder...
Mikoto: Here!
Ruiko: Yes?
Mikoto: You want to try some, right? Please have a bite as thanks for earlier.
Kuroko: Onee-sama!
Kuroko: Onee-sama, even though you already have me,
Kuroko: you want to share an indirect kiss with S-S-Saten-san?!
Alternate,Ruiko: I don't think that I can keep up with your friends...
Kazari: No... it's just the bank over there...
Kazari: Why are the security shutters closed in the middle of the day, I wonder?
Ruiko: W-What's that?!
Kuroko: Uiharu! Contact Anti-Skill and check for any casualties! (this is another of those enforcement agencies, I guess)
Kuroko: Please hurry!
Kazari: Y-Yes!
Mikoto: Kuroko!
Kuroko: You mustn't, Onee-sama.
Kuroko: Maintaining the safety of Academy City is the responsibility of Judgement.
Kuroko: This time, please restrain yourself.
Kazari: Yes, that's correct.
Kazari: There's a robbery in progress at the bank at Fureai Plaza, School District .(Burglary? it's a damn armed robbery ^)
Kazari: Requesting that Anti-Skill be dispatched!
asdf: Come on, get a move on!
asdf: If we don't hurry— (shortened for readability)
Kuroko: Hold it right there.
Kuroko: I'm with Judgement.
Kuroko: I'm arresting you on suspicion of property damage and bank robbery.
asdf: What's up with this kid?
asdf: Is Judgement experiencing a personnel shortage?
fdsa: Careful, little lady. If you don't stand aside right now, you'll end up getting hurt!
Kuroko: That kind of rogue-esque line...
Kuroko: ...will trigger your death flag, you know.
lmao: What—
asdf: You bitch!
Ruiko: Amazing...
Mikoto: That's Kuroko for you.
Kazari: No, you can't! If you leave the plaza now...
rofl: But...!
Mikoto: What's the matter?
Kazari: Well...
rofl: One of the boys is missing!
Mikoto: Eh?
rofl: Just now, he told me that he'd forgotten something on the bus, after which he just disappeared!
Mikoto: Then, Uiharu-san and I will—
Ruiko: I'll go too!
Mikoto: Understood. Let's split up and look for him.
asdf: Even if you regret it, it's too late now.
Kuroko: A Pyrokinesist... Give me a break.
Alternate,asdf: Once I get serious, I'll turn you into ashes—
lmao: Hey, hold on...
Alternate,asdf: Don't run away!
Kuroko: Who is...
asdf: She disappeared?
Kuroko: ...running away?
asdf: T-Teleporter!
Kuroko: If you resist any further,
Kuroko: I'll teleport the next one right into your body.
Mikoto: How is it over there?
Kazari: I can't find him!
Mikoto: Geez, just where did he go?
lmao: W-Who are you?!
lmao: Perfect; you're coming with me!
nsfw: What, Onii-san? Who are you?
lmao: Never mind, just come with me! Hurry!
Ruiko: Even I could...
Mikoto: Maybe we should search the plaza again—
lmao: Damn! What's wrong with you?!
lmao: Let go!
Kuroko: Eh?
Ruiko: No!
Alternate,lmao: Damn it!
Kazari: Saten-san!
Mikoto: Kuroko!
Kuroko: Eh?
Mikoto: This just got personal.
Mikoto: My apologies, but I'll be stepping in now.
asdf: I remember now!
asdf: There's this malevolent Teleporter in Judgement who'll tear apart the body and soul of anyone she catches!
Kuroko: And just who might that be?
lmao: Damn it! Like I'd run away just like that!
asdf: On top of that, there's the fearsome being to whom even that Teleporter has devoted her body and soul — the strongest Electromaster!
lmao: I'll use this and take you all down!
Kuroko: That's right.
Kuroko: She stands at the top of the . million inhabitants of Academy City.
Kuroko: Ranked third among a mere seven Level s...
Kuroko: ...the Railgun, Misaka Mikoto-oneesama.
Kuroko: The pride of Tokiwadai Middle School,
Kuroko: the peerless Electric Princess! (Assuming this is used as an epithet, so capitalizing; "strongest invincible" -> using peerless)
Kazari: A...
Ruiko: Amazing...
Kazari: No civilians were injured. In addition...
Tsuzuri: P-Please walk faster!
Kuroko: Your ability wasn't half bad.
Kuroko: Around Level , I suspect.
Kuroko: Likely you grew too confident of your own abilities, and subsequently strayed down the darker paths.
Kuroko: For now, reflect upon what you've done, then begin anew.
lmao: Thank you so much!
: It was nothing...
lmao: I don't even know how to thank you...
lmao: Come now, say something.
nsfw: Thank you, Onee-chan!
Mikoto: A job well done, Saten-san.
Ruiko: Eh?
Mikoto: You looked really cool back there.
Ruiko: Misaka-san, too...
Kuroko: Onee-sama!
Mikoto: Hey, Kuroko!
Kazari: Saten-san!
Kazari: Are you all right?
Ruiko: I'm just fine.
Kazari: Are you sure?
Mikoto: Stop it, Kuroko!
Alternate,Ruiko: Misaka-san, too...
Ruiko: ...was really cool...
Mikoto: Enough already!
Kazari: My most admired Misaka-san was so amazing!
Preview: Next Episode
Preview Title: You Need Proper Hydration When Working Under the Sun
Ruiko: She really was.
Kazari: Saten-san, please don't pour water on my head!
Ruiko: But the flowers will wither!
Ruiko: Next week'll be even better!