02x14 - The Ghost Piper of Edinburgh Castle/Make 'Em Laugh

[bunniefuu]

We live in a big, beautiful world.

I'm Leo.

I'm Andy.

And I'm Carmen.

Our parents work in a circus

that travels all around the world

and we travel with them.

Andy: So we never know where in the world we will end up next.

[train whistling]

Carmen: But wherever we go, we know that

Luna the Moon will be there with us.

Chorus: ♪ Traveling the world as a trio ♪

♪ Andy and Carmen and Leo

♪ With Luna the Moon and some new friends too ♪

♪ Everyone's different and really they're just like you ♪

♪

♪ All around the world

♪ Let's go, Luna, let's go

♪ All around the world

♪ Let's go, Luna, let's go

[whistling theme song]

♪

Carmen: The Ghost Piper of Edinburgh Castle

♪ [bagpipe music]

♪

Oh, I hear music...

What is that music?

Where is it coming from?

Leo: Do you hear something, Andy?

Andy: Yeah, Leo. It sounds--

Carmen: --like beautiful music.

Andy: Hi, Carmen.

I was gonna say "spooky", but okay.

Carmen: Huh? Oo! Oh, wow.

That music had me in a trance.

Leo: Where do you think it's coming from, Carmen?

Carmen: I don't know.

Seems like it's coming from the other side of the city.

Hey, Magic Globe, what city are we in today?

And where is that music coming from?

Magic Globe: Good morning, everyone!

Today we are in the city of Edinburgh,

the capital of Scotland,

located in the United Kingdom.

Edinburgh is an enchanting place

full of historic buildings,

the most striking of which sits

in the center of the city,

high atop Castle Rock...

...the Edinburgh Castle!

Edinburgh Castle is over a thousand years old,

and has been home to many Kings

and Queens of Scotland.

Now, visitors come from all over the world to see it!

But some say the castle is... haunted!

Andy: Haunted? Cool!

Leo: [gulps]

Carmen: But what about that music?

Where is it coming from?

What's making it?

Magic Globe: Oh! Well, I'm not sure where it's coming from,

but that's the unmistakable sound of the bagpipe.

Carmen: The bagpipe?

Is that an instrument that's played here in Scotland?

Magic Globe: Yes, Carmen.

The bagpipe is a Scottish wind instrument,

made up of a bag full of air,

a blowpipe, and four other pipes

where the sound comes from.

A bagpipe player is called a piper.

Carmen: Well that's who we need to find!

This mysterious piper!

Andy: But, Magic Globe, please tell us more about

the haunted stuff!

Magic Globe: Well, Andy, some people say...

Carmen: There it is again.

Must find mystery piper.

Magic Globe: Carmen? Hey, Carmen!

I live in your pocket, remember?

♪ [bagpipe music]

Andy: Hey, Carmen, wait up!

Leo: Where are we even going?

Carmen: Must find...that piper.

Hi, Luna.

Andy/Leo: Luna!

Luna: Hi, guys! Welcome to Edinburgh, Scotland!

Carmen: ♪ Luna, come and play.

Leo: ♪ Luna's here, what do you say! ♪

Andy: ♪ Luna! Bright as day!

Andy/Leo: ♪ Show us the world, lead the way! ♪

Luna: Hey, guys! What brings you to Edinburgh?

I love this city!

The sights, the sounds--

Carmen: The sounds!

Luna!

Do you know where that mystery bagpipe music is coming from?

Luna: Hmmm... mystery bagpipe, eh?

Oh! My guided tour was just reminding me about that--

Tape: Sometimes, while roaming the streets of Edinburgh,

you just might hear the strange and lovely sound of bagpipes.

Carmen: Yes!

Tour Tape: Some say this mysterious bagpipe music

is played by the Ghost Piper of Edinburgh Castle!

Carmen: Ghost...piper?

Tour Tape: That's right. According to legend,

hundreds of years ago a bagpiper went deep down

under the castle, to map out its ancient tunnels

and was never seen again!

But you can still hear him playing his haunting bagpipe!

Carmen: A ghost is playing those bagpipes?

Andy: A ghost? Cool!

Magic Globe said the castle might be haunted!

Luna: It's just a story, guys.

It's probably not haunted.

♪ [spooky music] [lightning crash]

Carmen: Huh, story or no story,

the bagpipes are drawing me to them.

Must find the piper.

Leo: Wait! Where is she going?

Andy: To Edinburgh Castle!

Let's follow her!

Leo: Will you stay with us, Luna?

Luna: Of course, Leo.

[howling wind] [crows cawing]

The castle is right this way!

[creaking gate]Angus: There's no such thing as ghosts--

Luna: Hi, Angus!Angus: Bwwaahhh!!

Eh..? Oh, Luna!

Whoo! Am I glad to see you!

Luna: These are my friends Carmen, Andy and Leo.

Angus: Nice to meet yeh. I'm Anxious-- I mean, Angus.

♪ [ghostly bagpipes] Carmen: There it is.

Those bagpipes!

Angus: You hear it too, lass?

I've been thinkin' I've been losin' me mind!

Hauntin' bagpipes, every minute of every hour--

week after week, year after year!

It won't stop! It never stops!

Carmen: It's comin' from inside the castle...

Angus: Aye, lass, from down in the depths,

in the underground tunnels.

Some say it's a spirit on the pipes.

Andy: A what?

Angus: A ghost piper!

Andy/Leo: Ghost!

Leo: I knew it was real!

Luna: You guys, don't believe those stories.

There's no such thing as ghosts.

♪ [ghostly bagpipe music] Andy: Well, whoever is playing those bagpipes,

Carmen has left again to find him!

Luna: Not again...

Angus: She's heading for the entrance

to the underground tunnels!

Leo: She's leading us to our doom!

Luna: Angus, I'm sure these stories can't be true.

There must be a logical explanation.

Angus: So, you're looking for a logical explanation, are yeh?

Here's your logical explanation!

♪ [ghostly backpipe music]

♪ Way up high

♪ Upon Castle Rock, Upon Castle Rock ♪

♪

♪ Wanders a ghost, a musical ghost ♪

♪ A crusty fella who'll give ya a scare and a shock ♪

♪ A scare and a shock

♪

♪ Do you know who it is? I'll tell ya who it is... ♪

♪ The Ghost Piper Of Edinburgh Castle ♪

♪ [ghostly backpipe music]

♪ He's roamed the halls

♪ And turrets through the years ♪

♪ [spooky backpipe music]

♪ His mournful, wailing tune

♪ Fuels our fears

♪♪

♪ Down, down, down in the deep dank dungeon ♪

♪ Way down below, Way down below ♪

♪ As the pipes get louder

♪ It's a bone-chilling, spine-tingling show ♪

♪ Spine-tingling show Leo: Uh? Uaaaah!

Angus: ♪ As we descend

♪ Just around this bend...

♪ We're near the end...

♪ Keep close my friend...

♪ The Ghost Piper Of Edinburgh Castle! ♪

♪ [spooky backpipe music]

Luna: Uh...Carmen?

Are you sure you want to go in there?

Carmen: I've gotta find out who or what is

playing this beautiful music!

Angus: Okay, but the Angus tour ends here,

on this side of the door.

Leo: Let's turn back!

Carmen: I'm going in!

Luna: I'm comin' with you.

♪ [ghostly music]

[door screeching]

♪ [louder bagpipe music]

Yoo hoo?

Mr. Bagpiper?

♪ [loud bagpipe music]

♪ [screeching music]

Carmen: Aaaaahhhhh!

There's no one there!

It is a ghost!

Gordon: A ghost? Wheeeeere?

Carmen/Luna: Aaahh!

Gordon: Are...are you a ghost?

You seem real.

Carmen: Yes, I'm real!

Are you?

Are you the Ghost Piper of Edinburgh Castle?

How were you playing that bagpipe?

Gordon: I wasn't! I was playing this bagpipe!

[inhales] ♪ [bagpipe sound]

Carmen: Yes! That's the music I've been following!

You play so beautifully!

Gordon: Ah, why thank you, Lassie!

It's good to see people again.

Oh, you brought Luna!

[chuckles] Hi, Luna!

Luna: Gordon! Boy, it's been a long time!

Angus: [gasps] Gordon!

Gordon: Angus?

Angus: What are you doing here?

We thought we lost you!

So happy to see you!

Gordon: Angus! Oh, glad to see you too!

Carmen: Wait, how do you guys know each other?

Angus: Why, Gordon is my cousin!

All: Cousin!

Carmen: Wait. I'm confused.

Angus: Well, it's actually kind of a funny story!

Ya see...we were playin' a wee round of golf and Gordon here

whacked his ball wayyyyyy off course on the back nine.

Gordon: Still gotta work on that slice.

Angus: He ran off lookin' for his ball

and we never saw him again.

Must o' been three years ago.

Gordon: It's not a funny story a'tall.

I wound up down here

and never could find me way out o' the tunnels.

Never found me ball neither.

Angus: What's with the bagpiper get-up?

These aren't yer golfin' clothes you were sportin'

last time I saw yeh!

Gordon: Yeah well, I found a mannequin wearin' a kilt

and holdin' a bagpipe.

I traded with him.

[inhales] ♪ [bagpipe sounds]

Angus: And since when do you know how to play the bagpipes?

Gordon: When I got lost, I happened to have this book,

"Bagpipes in Easy Lessons" in me pocket.

And, well, you've got a wee bit o' of free time

when yer trapped in a dungeon for years.

I was hopin' you'd hear me playin' and come find me! But--

I guess I just didn't play loud enough.

Angus: Yeah, that's right, eh, eh...

probably not loud enough...

Gordon: What a minute.

The young lass here says she followed the sound

of me bagpipes way down here to the cellar.

Carmen: Yes, we could all hear your beautiful bagpipe music

throughout the city of Edinburgh.

Gordon: Angus!

You didn't bother to follow the sound down here

to find yer long lost cousin?

Angus: Are you kiddin' me?

I wasn't about to come doon here!

This place is terrifyin'! Gordon: Ah!

Carmen: Well, the good news is

that you've been entertaining me and all of Edinburgh

with your wonderful music!

Carmen: Oh! Yes,

I love this melody, Gordon!

♪ [bagpipe music]

Andy: Yeah, and he's so good,

he's playing it without even touching the instrument!

Gordon: Ehh...that's uh... that's not...me...

♪ [ghostly bagpipes music]

All: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Gordon: Oof. [slam!]

Aagh.

Hey, me ball!

I found me golf ball!

All: Hahahaha!

Carmen: Wow, Luna, that was scary and funny!

Luna?

Luna: Up here!

Carmen: Today was amazing!

I learned about bagpipes while exploring the Edinburgh Castle.

But I still want to find out

who or what was playing

those other bagpipes.

Luna: Yes, well, I think that's just about enough

piper hunting for one day.

But remember, there's always tomorrow.

♪ [bagpipe theme music]

[ghostly spooky laughter] ♪♪

Andy: Hi, it's Andy with a folksong from Scotland!

♪ Well, there was a man in our town, ♪

♪ Our town, our town

♪ There was a man in our town

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And he played upon a ladle,

♪ a ladle, a ladle

♪ He played upon a ladle

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ His coat was made of rumbledethumps, ♪

♪ Rumbledethumps, rumbledethumps ♪

♪ His coat was made of rumbledethumps ♪

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And his hat was made of cream cheese, ♪

♪ Cream cheese, cream cheese

♪ His hat was made of cream cheese ♪

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And his vest was made of pancakes, ♪

♪ Pancakes, pancakes

♪ His vest was made of pancakes ♪

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And his buttons were made of cinnamon buns, ♪

♪ Cinnamon buns, cinnamon buns. ♪

♪ His buttons were made of cinnamon buns ♪

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum ♪

♪ And his pants were made of dribs and drabs, ♪

♪ Dribs and drabs, dribs and drabs, ♪

♪ His pants were made of dribs and drabs, ♪

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And he played upon a ladle,

♪ a ladle, a ladle

♪ He played upon a ladle

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

♪ And he played upon a ladle

♪ And his name was Aiken Drum

Leo: Make Em Laugh

Wolfgang: Breakfast time!

I hope you're ready for some good yolks!

Ya get it? Yolks?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Leo: [fake laughter]

Wolfgang: And wait till you try 'em.

They are just...Egg-cellent!

Get it? Egg...cellent! Yeah?

[belly laughter]

Ahh...that was a good one!

Wolfgang: Oh! I almost forgot your orange juice!

Orange ya' glad I remembered?

[big belly laughter]

Aw, I'll be right back.

Eh, [big belly laughter]

Carmen: I think your dad is getting a little carried away

with the dad jokes today.

Andy: Yeah, they'd be funnier if they were...funny.

Leo: I know, I wish he was

as great a comedian as he is a cook.

His jokes are the worst on Earth!

Andy: Oh! Speaking of earth,

where on earth are we today?

Carmen: Good question!

Where are we, Magic Globe?

Magic Globe: Glad you asked!

Hi, everyone!

Today we are in Edinburgh, the capital of Scotland,

which is part of the United Kingdom.

You'll never get bored in Edinburgh,

there's so much to do.

You can visit landmarks like Edinburgh Castle,

hike up Arthur's Seat,

or take in one of the city's big festivals.

In fact, there's one going on right now

called the Fringe Festival!

It's the largest arts festival in the whole world.

Every year people gather to perform

and share all kinds of talent!

Acts range from theater,

to juggling, to stand-up comedy.

You don't need experience to perform at the Fringe Festival.

Just be entertaining!

Wolfgang: Huh?

Just be entertaining?

I'm entertaining!

I want to perform at the Fringe Festival!

Can I, Magic Globe?

Magic Globe: Well, yes, I'm sure everyone would be entertained

by your cooking, Mr. Chockers.

Wolfgang: Don't be silly, Magic Globe.

I'm talking about my other talent.

Magic Globe: Ugh! O--, oth--other...talent?

Wolfgang: You know-- Comedy!

Andy/Carmen/Leo: Comedy?

Wolfgang: Sure! Everyone thinks I'm hilarious!

I'll have them rolling in the aisles!

Leo: [nervous laughter]

This is one of your jokes now, right, Papa?

Wolfgang: Nope.

Leo: You realize we're talking about stand-up comedy,

where you perform with a microphone

in front of lots of people.

Wolfgang: Yup!

Leo: But, Papa, you've never done that before.

Comedy is hard!

Tell him, Magic Globe!

Wolfgang: No, son, it's easy!

All I gotta do is--

--plan it. Get it? Plan-et?

You know, Earth? You!

[belly laughter]

Magic Globe: Heh-heh... Look at the time!

I, uh...gotta go!

Leo: Wait, Magic Globe!

Wolfgang: Well, I gotta get going too.

Gotta do some advertising, print up some flyers!

Then lots and lotsa people will come see me!

It'll be fantastic!

Leo: You guys! This is a catastrophy!

We've gotta stop him!

Andy: Relax, Leo. You never know,

maybe your dad will actually be good at stand-up comedy.

Leo: Andy! We're talking about him telling his bad dad jokes.

In front of a lot of people.

People who wouldn't mind booing him off stage.

Carmen: Yeah, Andy, Leo's right.

Leo: We love him.

And his bad jokes are a part of him.

But on stage in front of strangers is different!

No one will laugh and he'll feel humiliated!

I can't see my papa like that!

Carmen: I get that, Leo, but what can we do about it?

Leo: I don't know.

Keep people from finding out about the show?

Stop him from getting to the stage on time?

You know...anything!

I just don't wanna see him get his feelings hurt.

Andy: You're right, Leo. We're with you.

Wolfgang: Come one, come all to my comedy show!

I guarantee my egg jokes will cr*ck you up!

You get it? cr*ck?[thunk]

Carmen: Okay, we've gotta hurry.

[festival sounds]

Carmen: Wow, this festival is massive!

Andy: And so many acts performing!

Leo: Hey, Papa, wha-- what's the hurry?

Wouldn't you rather slow down and enjoy the festival?

Wolfgang: 'Fraid I can't son, I've got tons of flyers

to hand out for my show!

Leo: Papa! Wait! Papa!

Wolfgang: What is it, son?

Leo: Um...

♪ [bagpipe music] Hey, how fun!

Someone is playing the bagpipes.

Why don't we check it out!

Wolfgang: Well, all right. But let's make it quick!

♪ [bagpipe music]

Kids: Luna!

Carmen: ♪ Luna, come and play.

Leo: ♪ Luna's here, what do you say! ♪

Andy: ♪ Luna! Bright as day!

Kids: ♪ Show us the world, lead the way! ♪

Luna: Hi guys!

Carmen: Wow, Luna!

Awesome bagpipe

[crash]uh...unicycling!

You perform here?

Luna: Yeah! I put on a show every year.

In fact, anyone can perform at the Fringe Fest!

Wolfgang: Yeah, I know, 'cause I'm performing here too!!

Luna: Fantastic!

What's your act? Cooking?

Wolfgang: [laughter]

Everyone's almost as funny as I am!

No, Luna, since I'm so hilarious,

of course I'm doing...

stand-up comedy! [cymbal crash]

Luna: Ohhh! You mean in front of...people?

Wolfgang: You bet, Luna! In front of...people!

Leo: Luna! You gotta help us!

He's going to humiliate himself!

We've gotta stop this from happening!

Luna: Well, I don't know Leo, maybe he...

Wolfgang: Because, get this...

They're Egg-cellent!

You get it?

[belly laughter]

Crowd: Ugh...

Luna: Okay, I'm in. What do we do?

Wolfgang: [belly laughter]

Oh dear, everyone is dressed up for the occasion

and I'm still in my chef gear!

I gotta get suited up

in something just right for comedy!

Something that suits my needs!

[belly laughter]

Leo: Uhhhhgh! C'mon! We've gotta stop him!

Wolfgang: Now...where can I find some nice, new threads?

Leo: Guys, in here!

There he is! Papa!

Wolfgang: Leo! Leo: Aaaah! What's that?

Papa, are you sure you want to go through with this?

Wolfgang: Son! You must believe in yourself.

I know I do!

And you'll see...I am going to make you laugh!

♪ [upbeat playful music]

♪ I wanna make you laugh, I gotta make you laugh ♪

♪ From an itty-bitty tickle To a chuckle and a half ♪

♪ If you're a little lady bug Or a jumbo giraffe ♪

♪ My dream come true The only thing I gotta do ♪

♪ Is this mic on? I'm talking to you! ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause I'm gonna make you laugh. ♪

♪ First I'll make you smile Then you'll grin for a while ♪

♪ You'll giggle for an inch Then jiggle for a mile ♪

♪ Just spin that frown So it's upside down ♪

♪ You're goin' round the bend You fine feathered friend ♪

♪ You'll be happy in the end

♪ Get ready 'cause I'm gonna make you laugh. ♪

♪♪

♪ Relax and let my super-funny

♪ dad jokes fly

♪ The rumor is my humor makes all laughter multiply! ♪

♪ You're gonna shake You're really gonna quake ♪

♪ Hoot and holler so loud That you're gonna need a break ♪

♪ cr*ck up 'til you cry, Your sides will ache ♪

♪ Every joke I tell Casts a comedy spell ♪

♪ When you'll stop, no one can tell ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause I'm gonna make you laugh. ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause I'm gonna make you laaaaugh! ♪

MC Billy: [ahem]

Welcome to Stand-Up Comedy

at the Fringe Fest!

For the first time ever on stage, let's hear it for

Wolfgang Chockers!

Leo: Uaaaah! [smack!]

Wait! Stop, Papa!

Leo: You can't go on that stage!

Wolfgang: What do you mean Leo?

The crowd is waiting for me to make 'em laugh!

Leo: But no, Papa! They're not going to laugh.

Wolfgang: What do you mean?

Leo: I mean, I don't think they'll get your jokes.

I'm afraid they'll just boo you off the stage.

Wolfgang: Boo me? Wait a minute, Leo.

You... you don't think I'm funny?

Leo: Uhh, Papa, it's not like that...

Wolfgang: I...I can't believe it.

No, I see now, maybe I've never been funny.

Maybe people just laugh to be polite.

Billy: Wolfgang Chockers, are you out there?

Wolfgang: Here goes nothing, I guess...A-hem!

Leo: Aw, Papa...

Wolfgang: A-hem. Eeehh...

uuuhhh...ooh!

Leo: You guys-- I think I hurt my papa's feelings

and I'm worried he's gonna do even worse now!

Wolfgang: Uh, H-h-hello, Edinburgh!

[clears throat]

Uh...what did the egg say when he bumped into the other egg?

Umm, Egg-scuse me!

Crowd: [boooing!]

Wolfgang: Get it...anyone?

No? Egg...Eggs-scuse?

Heckler: Get a load of this guy!

Leo: Oh no, it's happening!

He's tanking.

Wolfgang: Ooh! Ok...Hmmm...

Leo: Uuuuhhhh... You can do it!

Uh, I hope he can do it.

Wolfgang: Uh, Okaaay, another joke...

Well, it's a bit hot up here.

Oh, no...

Well, if my hands were any clammier, I'd be a clam.

Am I right?

Clam: [laughter]

I'll say!!

[laughter]

Hey, this guy is actually funny!

I love clam humor!

Crowd: [giggling] Wolfgang: [chuckles] Man!

I must be butter 'cause I am on a roll!

Leo: Awwww, I can't look!

They're laughing at him, aren't they?

Because he's so bad?

Luna: I don't think they're laughing at him.

Leo: Wait, what?!

Wolfgang: And why did the hot dog put on a coat?

Because he was a chili dog!

Hot Dog: Hahaha, yeah, this guy gets me!

Leo: Hey...they think he's funny.

Wolfgang: Eh, hey hey!

Can anyone guess what makes a chef stinky?

Cutting the cheese! [laughter]

[laughter] This guy is a riot!

Crowd: [laughing] Wolfgang: [laughter]

Leo: They really do love him out there!

Wolfgang: Oooh! Thank you very much everyone!

Crowd: [applause, cheers] Leo: Papaaaa!

Wolfgang: OOoooofff. Leo: Papa, you were right!

You had everyone laughing!

And I tried to stop you.

I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings, Papa.

Wolfgang: Awww, son, it's all right,

I know you were just trying to protect me,

but at least now you know your old man's still got it!

Leo: That's for sure, Papa.

Right, Luna?

Luna? ♪ [bagpipe music]

There you are Luna!

Luna: Oh sorry, I had to leave early!

I need to practice the bagpipes

for my performance at the fest tomorrow!

Leo: Nice!

Can you believe all the laughs my papa got in there?

Luna: [laughs] I guess it just goes to show that

anyone can find an audience here at the Fringe Festival!

Leo: Yeah, and what a cool fest!

I bet there are a lot more

fun and funny things to do

here in Edinburgh, Scotland!

Luna: There's always more fun to have wherever we go, Leo.

But remember,

there's always tomorrow.

♪ [whistling theme song] ♪ [bagpipe music]

♪ [theme music]

♪

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