02x24 - Fast Food/Longbeak the Pirate

[bunniefuu]

We live in a big, beautiful world.

I'm Leo.

I'm Andy.

And I'm Carmen.

Our parents work in a circus

that travels all around the world

and we travel with them.

Andy: So we never know where in the world we will end up next.

[train whistling]

Carmen: But wherever we go, we know that

Luna the Moon will be there with us.

Chorus: ♪ Traveling the world as a trio ♪

♪ Andy and Carmen and Leo

♪ With Luna the Moon and some new friends too ♪

♪ Everyone's different and really they're just like you ♪

♪

♪ All around the world

♪ Let's go, Luna, let's go

♪ All around the world

♪ Let's go, Luna, let's go

[whistling theme song]

♪

Leo: Fast Food.

Carmen: My tummy is rumbling.

Andy: Please tell me you've found something to eat.

Leo: Nah, sorry guys.

Andy: [groan] Carmen: [sniffs] Whoaaaaa!

What is that!?

Andy/Leo: [sniff]

Andy: I smell it too!

[pop-pop-pop]

That smells so gooooodd!

Hi! Is this your food?

Tarone: Yes, from my food cart.

Leo: Food cart?

Tarone: Yeah, they're pretty common here.

It's like a kitchen on wheels.

I sell all sorts of delicious food.

I've got Jerk Chicken, Ackee rice...wanna try some?

Andy: Yes, please!!

[chomp-chomp-chomp]

Whoa...this is fantastic!

Leo: Wow, I love this food cart.

It's on wheels?

Tarone: Yup. I just push it around

to wherever people are hungry.

Leo: And I bet you can get food to them

pretty fast with this thing.

Tarone: Ha-ha-ha, yeah, but

not as fast as the carts made for racing.

Leo: Wait, you race these food carts?

Tarone: Well, people used to race them just as they are,

for fun, but then they started fixing them up

for big race derbies. There's even one today.

Driver : Hey, Tarone, sitting out the race again?

Driver : Yeah, stick to cooking, Tarone!

That's what you're good at!

Leo: What was that?

Tarone: Just the guys on their way to the big race.

Carmen: But why'd they say all that mean stuff?

Tarone: They just like to tease me cuz I don't race carts.

Andy: Why don't you race, Tarone?

Tarone: Well, you heard them.

I should just stick to cooking.

Plus, I could never compete with them.

Leo: How do you know? Have you ever tried?

Tarone: No, I'm too small and weak.

At least that's what they say.

But my grampa was a great racer.

He was one of the all-time champions!

And when he retired, he gave me his racing cart!

Ace: [laughter] Yeah, that cart goes really fast

stuck in your garage! Ah!

Tarone: Oh hey, Ace.

Ace: Hey little man.

I see you have my lunch ready.

Tarone: Sorry, Ace, this is my lunch.

Yours will just take a moment.

Ace: Oh hey, don't worry about it...

...yours will do! [laughter]

Leo: Grrrrr! Ace: Typical Tarone!

Too small, too weak,

and too slow!

[mean laughter]

Leo: The nerve of that guy!

Tarone: Yeah, Ace is like that.

He's a real big sh*t in the race cart scene.

He pretty much wins every time.

Andy: I don't get it.

If you have your grandfather's cart,

why don't you race in the derby?

Tarone: I kind of do want to race but, Ace is right.

I'm too small and slow.

Leo: But how do you know if you don't even try?

You gotta believe in yourself.

Tarone: But everyone will tease me and laugh at me.

Leo: Your new friends will be right by your side!

Tarone: Does that mean you'll be my team?

Leo: Sure, we'll be your team!

Andy: Yeah!

Wait, what does a team do?

Leo: I don't know! Tarone, what does a team do?

Tarone: A team helps with cart maintenance

and rides in the cart during the race.

Leo: They ride in the cart for the rayy-- wait.

Ride in the cart?!

Tarone: Wow, you guys would do that for me?

Leo: You mean ride in the cart that's racing really fast?

But, we don't all need to be in the race cart, right?

I mean, uh...oh!

You need a coach!

You know, on the sidelines,

someone not in the cart.

Tarone: I--I guess so.

Andy: So you'll do it, Tarone?

Tarone: Wellll...

Okay I'll do it!

Carmen/Andy/Leo: Yaaayyyyy!!

Leo: Tarone's gonna be in the derby race today here in--

Where are we exactly?

Carmen: Let's ask the Magic Globe.

Magic Globe: Hey, friends! Today we're in Kingston, Jamaica,

an island in the Caribbean Sea.

As Tarone was saying,

food pushcarts are popular here.

A while ago, someone had the idea to begin racing them.

These carts race downhill, without motors,

much like winter bobsleds.

In fact, pushcart races inspired Jamaica

to enter its own bobsled team in the winter Olympics!

Which surprised a lot of people

because Jamaica has no snow.

They competed and were cheered as underdogs,

and there's nothing more exciting

than underdogs overcoming

obstacles to compete.

Have fun in Jamaica today, kids!

All: Thanks, Magic Globe!

Leo: Hey! We're underdogs just like those bobsledders!

Carmen: Whaddya say we go check out your grampa's cart?!

Tarone: Ready everyone? My grampa's famous racing cart!

Leo/Carmen/Andy: Whoa!

Tarone: All right, hop in.

Carmen: Leo, are you sure

you don't want to ride in this cool cart?

Leo: Yeah, I'm sure.

I'll bring the food cart in case someone gets hungry.

Andy: Good idea, Coach!

Tarone: Okay, everyone! Hang on!

Carmen/Andy: Yaaay!

Leo: Phew!

Andy: Tarone, this race cart is uh-mazing!

Andy/Carmen/Tarone: Go, underdogs!!

Leo: [panting] Huh?

Wowwwwwwww.

Carmen: Whoa!

Check out the carts!

Leo: Yeah, they look fast.

Oof, sorry.

Luna: That's okay, Leo.

Carmen/Leo/Andy: Luna!

Carmen: ♪ Luna, come and play!

Leo: ♪ Luna's here! Whattdya say! ♪

Andy: ♪ Luna, bright as day!

Kids: ♪ Show us the world, lead the way! ♪

Luna: Hi, kids! Oh, hey, Tarone! Tarone: Hi, Luna!

Andy: Whatcha doin here, Luna?

Luna: I'm today's official flag-waver and announcer.

Are you guys racing today?

Tarone: Heh-heh...yeah.

Luna: [gasps] Did you check-in for the race yet?

I'm heading over there now if you wanna come.

Tarone: Sure thing, Luna.

Hey, Coach, can you watch over the race cart?

Leo: You can count on me!

I'll just give it a good polish!

[humming]

Ace: I hope you're polishing that cart as a museum piece,

and not because you guys are actually entering the race.

Leo: [gasps] Ace!

As a matter of fact, we are racing.

Ace: What?! Man, you gotta be kidding me!

Leo: Nope. We've got this cool cart and--ooof.

[gasps] Ace: [mean laughter]

Leo: Oh no!

The cart!!!! [Ace mean laughter]

[splash!]

Tarone: [gasps] Grampa's cart!

Leo: I'm so sorry.

Ace: [mean laughter]

You're out of the race!

[mean laughter]

Andy: Now what?

Tarone: It's over. We have no cart.

Leo: Tarone, remember what Magic Globe said?

"There's nothing more exciting

than underdogs overcoming obstacles!"

Andy: Well, food helps me overcome obstacles.

[humming] Leo: Uh?!

♪ [triumphant music]

Leo: Hey! What if we do what they used to do

and turn Tarone's Food cart into a race cart?!

Andy: The race is in a half hour!

Tarone: Yeah, it takes way longer to build a race cart.

Leo: Maybe for a normal team!

But we're the underdogs!

Who's with me?

Tarone: Well, I guess it's worth a try

Everybody: Yaaaaayyy!

Leo: ♪ They may say that we're too small ♪

♪ That we don't really count at all ♪

♪ They all say we're not so fast, ♪

♪ Never first, always last!

♪ [upbeat music]

♪

All: ♪ That's what they say!

♪

Leo: ♪ People say we're bound to lose ♪

♪ We don't count, we're bad news. ♪

♪ They think that we should just admit ♪

♪ It's hopeless and it's time to quit. ♪

♪ That there's no point, no reason why ♪

♪ That we're gonna crash and we're gonna cry ♪

♪ That's what they say...

All: ♪ That's what they say!

♪

Leo: ♪ We say that we're ready to start ♪

♪ With big ideas and bigger hearts ♪

♪ Obstacles get in our way,

♪ But we'll innovate and find a way, ♪

♪ We won't turn back, we've come too far ♪

♪ Who on Earth do they think they are? ♪

Tarone: ♪ That's what we say.

♪

All: ♪ That's what we say!!

♪

Andy/Leo: ♪ We say we're the Underdogs ♪

Carmen/Tarone: ♪ Proud to be the Underdogs! ♪

All: ♪ We say we're the Underdogs ♪

♪ Proud to be the Underdogs

♪

♪ That's what we say!!

Luna: Okay, racers!

Carts to the starting line!

Tarone: Oh, man...

Ace: What is that?

You're racing that old food cart?

[mean laughter]

Racers: [laughter]

Leo: Tarone, it's amazing you can listen to that

and not give up!

[audience laughter]

Tarone: I give up.

Carmen: Me too. Andy: Ditto.

Let's get outta here.

Leo: What?! You're kidding me, right?

Tarone: Come on, Coach, Ace is right.

Nobody could compete with this rickety old cart!

Leo: Nobody but the Underdogs!

Tarone: Easy for you to say.

You're not racing with us!

Leo: Because I'm the coach!

Well...uh...um...

[gulps] Geeeuhh...

Okay, I'll race with you!

Andy/Carmen/Tarone: Really?

Leo: I'm scared, but I'll race if you race!

Andy/Carmen/Tarone: Yeah!!!

Luna: Racers, on your mark. Get set!

Tarone: Hop in the front, Leo!!

Leo: I'm not riding in front! I'm riding in back!

Tarone: Okay!

Luna: Go!!! And they're off!

Uh-oh!

Tarone: Leo, let's go!

Leo: What? I'm just riding in the back!

Tarone: But the person in back needs to push and steer!

Leo: What?! I thought the back was the easy job!

Tarone: It's okay, I'll tell you what to do!

First, push the cart.

Leo: Okay...

Luna: And finally, the Underdogs have joined the race.

Tarone: Now jump on! Leo: Uh!

Underdogs: Ahhh!!!

Leo: We're actually catching up!

Carmen: Yeah!

Luna: The Underdogs are making their way into the pack.

Tarone: Okay, Leo, veer left!

Now right!

Underdogs: Woo-hoo!

Luna: What a comeback!

This race won't as easy for Ace as he thought!

Underdogs: Uhhh...

Tarone: The wheel!

Underdogs: Ahhhh!!!!

Vendor: Get your ackee rice!

Luna: Oh no! Ace clipped an Ackee rice cart,

spilling rice all over the track!!

Leo: Ahhhh!

Luna: The Underdogs are faring quite well in the rice.

It's like a bobsled! They've even picked up speed!

What's this?

The Underdogs are neck and neck with Ace!

They're coming up on the finish line!

It's gonna be close! [audience gasping]

Photo finish!

[audience cheering] Underdogs win!

Underdogs win! [crowd cheering]

Wow, Underdogs! Congratulations!

Leo: We did it! Tarone: We won!

Ace: Go ahead. Make fun of me.

Tarone: No. I know first-hand how bad that feels.

Ace: Yeah, sorry.

I wasn't too nice.

Good race.

Tarone: Thanks, Coach Leo.

I wouldn't have taken the risk without you.

Leo: We both took some risks today, but,

there's nothing like underdogs overcoming obstacles.

Luna: Boy, I'll say!

What an incredible race!

Leo: I know, it was so cool.

I want to do even more exciting things in Jamaica!

Luna: There are exciting things to do wherever we go,

but remember, there's always tomorrow.

Announcer: We hope you enjoyed ya-self here

at the cart racin' derby!

Carmen: Hi, it's Carmen with a tale called

"The First Anansi Story".

There are many stories about Anansi the Spider.

They got started long ago in

what is now the country of Ghana

on the continent of Africa.

But they made their way here to Jamaica,

where they are very popular.

All the other animals worshipped Tiger as King,

so, one day, Anansi wondered out loud,

"Why Tiger? Why not me?"

"Because," said Snake,

"Tiger is big and strong

and you are by far the littlest and weakest!"

"I see, so it's always the same old story:

Tiger did this, Tiger said that,

they even name things after Tiger,

like the Tiger Fish, Tiger Grass--"

"...don't forget the Tiger Lily!" said Tiger.

"That's right, King," said Anansi,

"many, many things.

So, I was wondering, would it be all right

if just one kind of thing got named after me?"

"Sure," laughed Tiger, "why not?"

"Gee, thanks, King," said Anansi.

"Listen, everyone.

From now on, all my stories will be named after me.

They'll be called 'Anansi Stories'.

You will be in them too,

but they will be my stories."

So, that is how this kind of story,

'The Anansi Story', was born.

The End.

Andy: Longbeak the pirate.

Arrr, walk the plank, ye' bloomin' sea slug!

Carmen: Ye scallywag!

Leo: Uh, are you sure pirates

really made people walk the plank?

And said scallywag?

Andy: Of course they did.

I know everything about pirates.

Carmen: Yeah, we're swashbuckling experts.

Leo: Did they also have pirate treasure chests with legs?

Fabuloso: [mumbling]

Avast, ye fellow pirates!

Kids: Señor Fabuloso?

Fabuloso: Ha! Longbeak the Pirate at your service.

I saw you kids playing pirate

and just had to grab my pirate stuff

and come and join you!

I brought my fashionable pirate hat with feather plume

that I know all the pirates wore,

my pirate jacket with lots of shiny buckles,

but the real jewel in my pirate ensemble is--

Ehh, one second-- it's in here somewhere--

I just, I just, eh-- [gasps]

Gooooone!!

Andy: What's gone?

Fabuloso: My authentic pirate eyepatch!

It was right here! It was very special to me!

Leo: Why's it so special?

Fabuloso: When I was little, I loved pirates so much,

my parents took me to the Yo-Ho Happy Pirate Land quite often.

One day, a big pirate working there

gave me a real pirate eyepatch.

I never took that patch off--

until eventually I got tired of running into walls.

Young Fabuloso: Ay-ay!

Fabuloso: It's hard to see with just one eye.

Anyway, I don't think I can play pirate

without my authentic eye patch.

And such a shame.

Where we are today seems so--

piratey.

Andy: Yeah, I was feeling that too.

I wonder where we are.

Carmen: How about it, Magic Globe?

Is where we are today piratey?

Magic Globe: Yes, very piratey.

Because today we're on the Caribbean island of Jamaica,

in the city of Kingston,

famous for spicy food,

reggae music and--

pirates! Pirate Skull: Arr!

Andy/Carmen/Leo: Yayy!

Magic Globe: Over years ago,

a Spanish trading harbor was established here

called Port Royal,

the most famous pirate city in the world!

Andy: A whole city of pirates?!

Magic Globe: Well, well, yes but--

Andy: Señor Fabuloso, I think I know

what happened to your eye patch.

We're close to a pirate city!

Those pirates obviously came

and stole your eye patch!

Magic Globe: Uh, wait a minute!

Fabuloso: You really think so?

Andy: Yes! Fabuloso: No.

Andy: Yes! Magic Globe: Hello?!

Fabuloso: Then we must find this Port Royal

and retrieve my eyepatch at once!

Leo: Arrgg! Andy: Beware you scallywags!

Magic Globe: Hey, hold on! [sighs]

Why does this keep happening?

Carmen: Shiver me scallywags! Fabuloso: Argggggg!

Andy: A pirate ship!

Andy/Fabuloso: Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Luna: Yes, one order of plantains, please.

Thank you. Andy/Fabuloso: Ahhhh!!!

We're coming for ya, scallywags!

Luna: Ahh!

[bam!]Oohhh!

Andy: It's Luna!

Carmen/Leo: Luna!

Carmen: ♪ Luna come and play!

Leo: ♪ Luna's here, what do you say? ♪

Andy: ♪ Luna, bright as-- oof!

Kids: ♪ Show us the world, lead the way! ♪

Luna: Hey, everybody! I see you're playing pirates.

Andy: We're not just playing pirates.

We're off to battle real pirates.

They took Señor Fabuloso's eyepatch!

Leo: Without asking.

Fabuloso: We are trying to find Port Royal,

where the pirates are.

Do you know how to get there?

Luna: Hmmm, from what I remember,

Port Royal is right on the water over there.

C'mon, let's go find some pirates!

Okay, fellow buccaneers!

I give you...Port Royal!

Andy: Uh, Luna?

I don't see any Port Royal.

Luna: That's odd.

It was here the last time I was in Jamaica.

Andy: Well, I don't see a pirate city--

Aaaaaah, a sea monster!

Luna: Wait a minute. That's no sea monster!

Ronica: Yo-ho!

Luna: It's a Ronica!

Ronica: Hi, Luna!

Andy: Are you a pirate?

Ronica: No, but I study pirates.

Luna: Ronica is a nautical archaeologist.

Fabuloso: Well, Miss Nautical, if you study pirates,

perhaps you can help us find

the pirate city of Port Royal?

It seems to be missing!

Ronica: There is a fishing village called Port Royal

just over there, but I don't think

that's the Port Royal you're talking about.

Andy: No, we're talking about the Port Royal

with swashbuckling pirates.

Carmen: The kind that sing and say 'yo-ho.'

Leo: And take eye patches without asking.

Pirate: Arrrrgh! Walk the plank!

Strike ye colors!

Ronica: Well, the Port Royal

you're thinking of with all the pirates?

Kids: Yes? Ronica: Sunk!

Kids: Sunk?

[sinking sound] [water bubbling]

Fabuloso: Wait, wait, wait.

A whole city cannot just sink.

Ronica: Actually it can.

The city was built on sand,

so when some natural disasters hit

around years ago,

Port Royal disappeared beneath the waves.

Luna: Whoopsie!

Carmen: We did it again.

We didn't listen to everything

Magic Globe tried to tell us.

Andy: I'm just sad we won't be able to see

yo-ho swashbuckling pirates. [pffffff]

Fabuloso: And what about my eyepatch?

Now I'll never get it back. [sad sigh]

Ronica: You know, I hate to break it to you,

but even if we could go back in time to that Port Royal,

those aren't exactly the pirates you would find.

Andy: They're not? Ronica: No.

I love those pirate stories too.

Yo-ho and all that.

But those pirates are mostly

made up for entertainment.

Real pirates were not nice.

And they took a lot of things that didn't belong to them.

Leo: Without asking?

Ronica: Yes.

They were kinda scary.

Andy: So no "arrr" or "scallywag"?

Leo: No walking the plank?

Ronica: Possible.

But there is no record or evidence of it.

Andy: Great. All the things we find interesting

about pirates, really didn't happen.

Ronica: Whoa, wait a minute.

I never said real pirates weren't interesting.

I find them exciting and fun to learn about.

Andy: Oh yeah? What's left that's fun?

Ronica: Are you kidding?

All sorts of people from different countries

and backgrounds became pirates.

They chose a life on the sea,

which could very difficult.

Some buried their treasure and had treasure maps.

There were even women pirates!

Carmen: [gasps] Women pirates?

Andy: But I wanted to see a real pirate city!

I wanted to see Port Royal!

Ronica: Well, it just so happens

a tour of Port Royal is about to start.

Andy: But you said Port Royal doesn't exist anymore.

Ronica: Correction.

I never said it doesn't exist.

I said it sunk.

It's just underwater.

Andy: Underwater?

Ronica: Welcome aboard the S.S.

"Let's Find Out the Real Story About Pirates!"

Carmen/Andy: Cool!

Ronica: On our tour, we will see

a real sunken pirate city.

But, best keep a keen eye, mateys.

Thar be surprises in store!

Now, weigh anchor!

[diving horn sounds]

Dive! Dive!

[bubbling water]

Thar they be!

The old Port Royal ruins. Kids: Wowww...

Ronica: Up until the 's,

over , people lived in Port Royal,

including blacksmiths, tavern keepers and--

pirates!

Ghost Pirate: Arrrggg! Avast ye!

Fabuloso: Aaaaah! Ronica: [laughing]

[bubbles bubbling]

♪ Yo ho, me mateys,

♪ Hear the tale

♪ Of ev'ry brazen scallywag

♪ Who ever set sail

♪ We love the lore of pirates,

♪ Aye that's how we feel

♪ But myths are myths, and only myths ♪

♪ And facts are really real

Chorus: ♪ Pirates, look alive! Yo ho! ♪

Ronica: ♪ Yes they took risky trips ♪

♪ Just to plunder ships

♪ Chasing adventure on the open seas ♪

♪ It's true we're told

♪ Hoarding silver and gold

♪ They flew the Jolly Roger in the morning breeze! ♪

Chorus: ♪ On the open seas!

Ronica: ♪ But walking the plank's ♪

♪ From movies and shows

♪ Hooks and birds and wacky words, ♪

♪ No! Yes! No!

♪ "Shiver me timbers" was never said, ♪

♪ But some had pegs instead of legs, ♪

♪ Triangle hats on their heads ♪

♪ Things we think we know of pirates ♪

♪ Weren't always so of pirates, ♪

♪ But when the day is through

♪ Pirate play is plenty fun for me and you ♪

Chorus: ♪ Look alive, yo ho!



[bloop!]

Luna: [grunts] Geeeuh.

[pop!] [bam!]

Andy: That was awesome!

Thank you so much for showing us the differences

between real pirates and the ones in our stories.

They are both so cool.

Ronica: You're very welcome, Andy.

Fabuloso: Well, I for one am...

[grunting] ...not impressed.

[huffs, grunts] Whoaaah...ooof.

I learned nothing except that my whole childhood

was buccaneer baloney.

Ooof! [bam!]

Luna: Señor Fabuloso, are you okay?

Fabuloso: Yes, but that was odd.

Suddenly I couldn't see so well.

Andy: S-S-Señor Fabuloso?

Fabuloso: Yes?

Leo: You...you're wearing an eye patch.

Fabuloso: What?

An eye patch?

Can it be?

My eye patch from Yo-Ho Happy Pirate Land?

The Port Royal pirates gave it back!

OH-HO-YO-HO-HO!!

Luna: I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this.

Fabuloso: Yahoo-Yippi-Eye-Yo-Ho!

Wait, I just thought of something.

Wearing eyepatches is probably something

real pirates didn't do.

[slam!]

Right, Miss Ronica?

Ronica: Actually...

Fabuloso: Ah!

Ronica: Real pirates did wear eye patches!

All: Hoorrayyyy!

Ronica: Well, if they had an eye injury.

Fabuloso: I mean, no hooray for the eye injury of course.

But otherwise, hooray away!

Andy: But, just because something

wasn't done or said by real pirates

doesn't mean we can't use it while we're playing. Does it?

Ronica: No, it's just good to know the difference.

Play-acting is fun.

In fact...

I've been known to play "walking the plank" me-self.

Everyone: Aaarggh, ye scallywags!

Fabuloso: Longbeak the Pirate is back, matey!

Ronica: Ahoy, me hearties!

Andy: Yo-ho, Luna!

Luna?

Luna: Take that! Arr!

You'll never get me plunder!

Magic Globe: Shiver me timbers, Luna!

Kids: Whoaaa! Magic Globe?

Andy: Sorry we didn't listen to the rest of

what you wanted to tell us about Port Royal.

Magic Globe: That's okay,

you'll just have to...

walk the plank for it!

Arrrgg! Carmen/Leo: Aaaaaggghh!

Magic Globe: Get back there!

Luna: Well, Andy, I hope you had fun in Port Royal today!

Andy: I did, Luna. I can't wait

to learn even more about Kingston, Jamaica.

There's so much history here!

Luna: There's always more to explore wherever we go!

But remember, there's always tomorrow!

Aarrrgg!

♪ [theme music]

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