03x09 - Pirate Dreamboat/Peter's Megaphone

[bunniefuu]

♪ Pink is the fun of twirling around ♪

♪ And scooting and honking the happiest sound ♪

♪ Or climbing on blocks to the moon up above ♪

♪ Pink is a feeling of joy and love ♪

♪ Pink is imagining what we can be ♪

♪ A dancer ♪ A robot

♪ A pirate at sea

♪ Pink is a giggle that wiggles your toes ♪

♪ Pink is a sparkle that glows and glows ♪

♪ It's a pinkatastic feeling

♪ In a pinkamazing way

♪ It's a pinkatastic feeling

♪ On a pinkaperfect day

♪ Anything can happen as we play the day away ♪

♪ It's a Pinkalicious feeling

♪ Peterrific you might say

♪ Pinkalicious and Peterrific

♪ Pinkalicious pink, pink hooray! ♪

Pink, pink hooray!

PINKALICIOUS: "Pirate Dreamboat"

Rock... rock...

...rock...

Rock...

Pebble...

Rock...

[gasps] Not a rock!

Pinkalicious, look what I found!

That's beautiful, Peter!

Did you find any sea glass?

Yes!

So far I have...

...blue and green...

and bluey-green...

...and greeny-blue.

Plus a jingle shell.

Oooh!

Wanna look for a sea star?

Sure!

Just once I wish we could find something exciting.

Besides shells and sea glass, you mean?

Uh-huh.

Something really cool,

like a wal... rus...

[Peter gasps]

Pinkalicious?

You might want to look up.

[gasps]

I know, I know!

What is it?

A boat!

Ha, I know it's a boat, but whose boat?

Why is it there?

Only one way to find out.

♪

[seagulls squawking]

Wow.Wow.

It must have floated in on the tide

and gotten stuck on these rocks.

Can it be ours, then?

Finders keepers?

I don't know...

It must belong to somebody.

Maybe a giant squid?

Somebody sailed it...

so somebody must be wondering where it is.

[whirring]

What's that sound?

Maybe it's the giant squid wanting its boat back!

[whirring continues]

[whirring growing louder]

Agh! Don't let it see me!

CAPTAIN FEATHERS: ♪ Yo ho, ho and a pirate's shoe ♪

♪ We're lookin' for treasure how about you? ♪

[gasps]

It's Toothy McSquint and Captain Feathers!

Phew!

Ahoy!

[gasps]

Shiver me timbers, it's me two favorite pirates!

[gasps loudly]

And me ship!

Me long lost pirate ship!

Oh! Come to papa...

Oh how I've missed ye!

[kissing]

[giggling]

A storm came up, she floated away,

I thought I'd never see her again!

This is a real pirate ship?

[gasps]

We've always wanted one of those!

Hoist the sails!

Swab the deck!

Set a course for Treasure Cove!

Aye-aye, Captain!

Right after I walk the plank!

Geronimo!

Ooh!

[clicking]

Whee!

Look what I found!

♪

[gasps]Pinkamazing!

It's a treasure chest!

Yo ho ho!

This is our lucky day!

Yay!

Are you sure it's your ship?

[sniffles] Aye!

I'll prove it's mine.

Let me just find...

[gasps] Mr. Cuddles!

Right where I left ye!

Aww!Ooh!

Oh! What's that?

Oh, you want to be sailing again?

Right you are, Bucko!

But... your boat is shipwrecked.

How can you possibly sail it?

It's a strong boat,

built by me Granny McSquint.

Ahh... what a pirate she was.

[knocks]

Mm. Strong wood.

And...

No holes!

All we need to do is push 'er in the drink!

What's "the drink"?

That's pirate talk for water, Peter.

Lend a hand, me hearties!

A-one!

A-two!

A-three!

[all grunting]

[mast rattles]

[gasps]Oh no!

♪ Oopsie daisy and a pirate's joke ♪

♪ Will you look at that?

♪ The mast is broke!

Hm...

[chuckling]: I guess I need to fix a few things first.

And while I'm at it, make this look like my pirate ship again.

♪ Ye scallywag

♪ No way No how ♪

♪ The poetry slam is happening now! ♪

Aw!

I forgot.

I promised I'd take Captain Feathers

to the parrot poetry slam.

Aww, but Captain Feathers,

wouldn't you rather stay and fix me boat?

♪ A poet parrot is what I am

♪ I need to go to the poetry slam! ♪

[squawks]

[groans]

All righty.

A pirate never breaks a promise to his parrot.

I'll be back first thing tomorrow

to get this ship shipshape!

Bye, Captain Feathers!Bye, Captain Feathers!

Bye, Toothy!Bye, Toothy!

See you tomorrow!

Feel free to climb aboard and look around if ye like!

If only I could snap me fingers and have it all fixed

just the way I like it...

C'mon, Pinkalicious, let's go be pirates!

Hang on.

Toothy just gave me a pinkamazing idea!

Greater than going on the ship right now?

Yes.

Listen!

Toothy loves his ship <span tts:fontStyle="italic">so much</span>

why don't we fix it for him?

That <span tts:fontStyle="italic">is</span>a good idea!

C'mon.

Let's figure out what we need to do...

♪

Look at me!

I'm Peter the Pirate!

The good news is,

the mast is the only thing that broke.

Mommy and Daddy could help us with that.

I'm steering a ship, Pinkalicious,

and you're not even looking!

You'll make a great captain someday, Peter!

Hopefully that day is tomorrow.

You know what?

This ship doesn't look at all pirate-y.

Toothy said he wanted to make it look like it was before...

A for-real pirate like Toothy

should have a for-real pirate ship.

Something ferocious and scary!

[giggles]

Oh yeah!

We could make a walk-the-plank!

And draw something scary on the front

so people know a pirate's coming.

Shark's teeth!

And make a pirate flag for the mast.

With sharks on it!

[giggling]

Or...

a skull and crossbones.

[sighs] Exactly.

When I say heave, you say...

ALL: Yo ho ho!

[grunting]

[all grunting]

DADDY: ♪ Yo ho, ho and a can of paint

♪ Arrgh we're pirates and we're painting... stuff ♪

This looks so pirate-y!

How are your teeth, Peter?

Whoa!

That'll scare people from miles away.

Just like a real pirate should.

Now for the skull and crossbones!

♪

Arrgh!Pirate-tastic!

Ha!

Ready to try it out?

Whee!

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

DADDY: Here I come!

Cannonball!

Ooh... whoa...

[inhales deeply]

Maybe not...

[laughter]

No peeking!

It's a surprise, so I can't tell you

that we fixed up your ship!

Shh, Peter!

Right about...

here, Toothy.

ow you can look!

[both screaming]

♪

Shiver me timbers!

[crying]What's the matter?

Don't you like it?

How can you not like it?

It's scary!

Well...

That's the problem.

For me, scary is too scary.

I'm a different kind of pirate.

♪ Scary pirates are so cranky

♪ They make you walk the planky ♪

♪ And if you're feeling chilly

♪ They won't give you a blankie ♪

♪ But that's not how I am

♪ I'm as gentle as a lamb

♪ I'm kind to every person

♪ Every fish and clam

♪ Yo ho ho, I'm a pirate

♪ But I'm friendly as can be

BOTH: ♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ Would you like a cup of tea?

BOTH: ♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ But he's sweet in every way

BOTH: ♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ Yo ho ho

♪ And have a nice day

♪ I'm an easy-going skipper

♪ He's jolly and he's chipper ♪

♪ When dolphins see me coming

♪ They wave a happy flipper

♪ I sail the seven seas

♪ He always eat his peas

♪ And when I ask a favor

♪ I remember to say please

♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ But I'm friendly as can be

♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ Would you like a cup of tea?

BOTH: ♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ But he's sweet in every way

♪ Yo ho ho, he's a pirate

♪ Yo ho ho

[holds note]

♪ And have a nice day!

[laughter]

C'mon, Toothy.

We need to re-do your ship.

♪

There!

People will be happy when they see you coming, Mr. Cuddles.

♪

Your turn, Pirate Peter!

Argh!

Thanks, Pirate Pink!

Oh, now this is what I call a friendly pirate ship!

♪

♪

KIDS: That's artalicious!

GIRL: We're making a cardboard city.

A city out of boxes.

We saved our boxes to make this.

We're all designing.

GIRL: It takes a lot of time,

but it has loads of creativity.

We are trying to make a park.

This is probably gonna be on the lower side.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

That's a good idea.

This is a sculpture for our park.

BOY: I like it because

it reminds me of a shell.

We use construction paper to decorate.

GIRL: The city's starting to look colorful.

We're going to make a road around the town.

The center of our city is for people,

nature, and bicycles

and no cars.

BOY: I think if we put

the grass down first

and then we could just put the buildings

on top of the grass.

We're going to design the layout of the city.

GIRL: Right in the center we have city hall.

And we have a library...

a hospital.

BOY: This is a baseball stadium.

GIRL: We had city meetings.

What do you think it should be named?

How about Recycleville?

What about Recycleville City?

Who votes on Recycleville City?

GIRL: Ike had made an origami goose.

This goose is the symbol of the city.

GIRL: Welcome to Recycleville City!

♪

GIRL: After you build it, you feel very proud.

♪

PINKALICIOUS: "Peter's Megaphone"

[sing-song]: Soccer ball!

Where are you?

Are you sure it rolled in here?

Yes! I was pretending this doorway was the goal post.

Oh... I need the ball for my game later.

♪

[gasps]

Pinkalicious! Look!

[gasps] You found it?

Oh... that's a megaphone.

A mega-what?

A megaphone.

It makes your voice louder.

I'll show you.

[loudly, sing-song]: Soccer ball, where are you?

[laughs] Wow!

I want to try!

[loudly, sing-song]: Soccer ball, come out, come out wherever you are!

[both laughing]

[gasps]: There it is!

[loudly]: And Pinkalicious finds the soccer ball!

[giggles]

You sound like an announcer,Peter.

I do?!

Yes! Your voice is kind of loud and deep

and you're really excited.

[loudly]: This is Peter Pinkerton!

And I'm here to announce...

[normal]: Wait. What should I announce?

You could announce anything,I guess.

Anything?

[loudly]: It's the cupcake diving championships!

First up, expert cupcake diver, Pinkalicious!

♪

[cheers and applause]

And there she goes!

Doing the triple cupcake twist!

Will she make a soft sprinkled landing?

And she did it!

[cheers and applause]

Way to go, Pinkalicious!

[cheers and applause]

If I'm going to be an announcer,

I better find something to announce.

Come on!

[humming]

[clicks button]

[inhales deeply]

[loudly]: This is Peter Pinkerton!

[shouts in surprise]

[sneezes]

Oh, sorry, Daddy.

I found this megaphone in Mommy's workshop.

I'm going to be an announcer.

Do you need me to announce anything?

Uh, not right now,Peter.

I'm, I'm baking my strawberry-rhubarb pie.

Oh!

Is it for the Pinkville Pie Contest?

The what?

It's a contest to decide who makes the best pies

in Pinkville!

I know you'll win, Daddy.

Your pies are the yummiest!

Thanks, Pinkalicious.

I love baking pies.

But I need absolute quiet so I don't make a mistake.

If you wouldn't mind announcing some where else, Peter?

Okay, Daddy.

Let's go to the park.

I'm sure there's something to announce there.

Sure!

[humming]

[loudly]: This is Peter Pinkerton, your announcer, saying,

see you later, alligator!

[groans]

Hm...

[gasps] Look, Pinkalicious!

Rafael and Rusty are playing fetch!

Maybe I could be their announcer!

Ready?

[grunts] Go get it, Rusty!

[loudly]: Rafael throws the ball for Rusty!

Rusty chases after it!

[panting]

[loudly]: Rusty caught the ball!

[megaphone feedback screeches]

[barks]

You scared him, Peter!

Sorry, Rafael.

I didn't mean to.Rusty! Come back, boy!

[sighs]

Peter, some dogs don't like loud noises.

[loudly]: Maybe I better stick to announcing people.

Hey! I could be an announcer in Mr. Swizzle's ice cream shop!

I'm not sure Mr. Swizzle needs an announcer in his...

[sighing]: Oh... Peter!

[bell chimes]

[loudly]: This is Peter Pinkerton, here with the scoop

on ice cream!

Huh?

Peter wants to be an announcer, Mr. Swizzle.

You make the ice cream and I'll announce it!

[chuckles] Okay...

One Razzle Dazzle Rainbow Sundae coming up!

♪

[loudly]: Mr. Swizzle is making his famous

Razzle Dazzle Rainbow Sundae!

[feedback screeches, Mr. Swizzle cries out]

Oops!

The pink passion fruit ice cream landed on his nose!

Will he get it in the dish this time?

Next comes the magenta mint melon.

[feedback screeches] And now the perfectly pleasing plum!

♪

[sighs]

Peter!

Is something wrong, Mr. Swizzle?

Would you mind announcing more quietly?

It's hard for me to concentrate when you're talking so loudly.

[chuckles]

PINKALICIOUS: Peter, maybe you can announce in a...

[quietly]: ...whisper?

I can try.

[quietly]: Like this?

Ah, much better, thank you.

♪

[quietly]: And now, Mr. Swizzle is adding

his special Razzle Dazzle Raspberry syrup.

And whipped cream!

[spraying cream]

Done!

[gasps]

[loudly]: It's Mr. Swizzle's Razzle Dazzle Rainbow Sundae!

[feedback screeches]

♪

[gasps] Oh no!

♪

Oh no!

I'm sorry, I can help you clean the hat.

No, no. That's okay, Peter.

You know, I don't think I really need an announcer.

You're sure, Mr. Swizzle?

Let's go find something else to announce.

[sighs] Okay.[bell chimes]

[dejected]: This is Peter Pinkerton, and that's the scoop.

[sighs] I don't think anyone needs an announcer.

There must be something in Pinkville you can announce.

Oh, there's Mommy and Daddy!

It must be time for the pie contest.

The pie contest!

Why didn't I think of that?

I didn't mean...

[sighs] Wait, Peter!

MAYOR MARTINEZ: Welcome, pie makers!

I'll be your judge today.

Hey!

Oh! Hey! Pinkalicious!

I'm so glad you're here.

Where's Peter?

[loudly]: This is Peter Pinkerton, your pie contest announcer, saying

welcome to the Pinkville Pie Contest!

Oh, very nice, Peter!

Why don't you announce the contest

while I judge the pies?

[loudly]: Sure, Mayor Martinez!

Mrs. Plum!

Please bring up your pie!

♪

Is that a plum pie?[chuckles]

Oh!

♪

Hm...

Mmm!

Very plummy!

[loudly]: And next up, it's Mr. Cooper!

♪

Oh, that's your famous Cooper Crumble, isn't it?

[chuckles]

Mm-hmm...

Hmm...

The crumbiest!

And now!

The pie we've all been waiting for!

Daddy Pinkerton

with his yummy strawberry-rhubarb pie!

♪

Go... Daddy!

[feedback screeches, Daddy cries out]

♪

Uh oh...

♪

[crowd gasps]Oh no!

I'm... I'm sorry!

[feedback screeches]

Peter!

♪

Mm!

♪

Peter!

[sighs] There you are!

Are you okay?

I... I ruined Daddy's pie.

You didn't mean to.

I'm sure Daddy will understand.

DADDY: Hey!

What are you two up to?

[Peter sniffles]

I'm sorry I made you mess up your pie, Daddy.

It's okay, Peter.

You were just cheering me on.

I didn't win, but I did get second place

for the yummiest pie, huh?

Pretty cool, right?

Even though it was smushed, it was still delicious.

[gasps] I knew you'd get a ribbon, Daddy!

I promise I won't announce anything ever again.

But you're really good at announcing, Peter.

You just need to find the right thing to announce.

Where you can be as loud as you want!

We won't give up until we find it, Peter.

But first, it's time for your soccer game, Pinkalicious.

My soccer game!

I forgot all about it!

Peter, I know the perfect place where you can be an announcer.

I think you're going to need this.

♪

PETER [loudly]: And here comes Pinkalicious,

driving to the goal with her double doozy dribble!

Look at that fancy footwork, folks!

Will she score?

Yes! Go, Pinkalicious!Come on, Pinksters!

[loudly]: The crowd is going wild!

[cheering]Come on, Pinksters!

Yes, I can now say the crowd is definitely going wild!

[cheering]

♪

PETER [loudly]: And she scores!

[blowing whistle]

Yes!

The Pinksters win the game!

Let's hear it for the Pinksters!

Yeah, Pinksters!

Whoo-hoo!

[loudly]: And let's hear it for Peter,

the Pinksters' new announcer!

[cheering]

♪

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