01x16 - Kingdom of Rotting Log/Can You Dig It?

[bunniefuu]

That's me, Fred the housecat.

When my family leaves for the day,

I don't just sit inside watching the world go by.

I become...

Nature Cat, backyard explorer extraordinaire!

♪ Oh, go go go ♪

Tally-ho!

♪ Go go go ♪

Tally-ho!

♪ We're climbing up the trees now ♪

♪ We're swinging through the breeze now ♪

♪ We're getting muddy knees now ♪

♪ We're Nature Cat ♪

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat ♪

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat, Nature Cat ♪

♪ So what are we waiting for? ♪

♪ We're so excited to explore ♪

♪ All that nature has in store with Nature Cat ♪

♪ Go go go ♪

Tally-ho!

♪ Go go go ♪

Tally-ho!

♪ He's our favourite nature guide ♪

♪ We just can't wait to get-- ♪

Outside!

♪ We're swinging through the trees now ♪

♪ We're jumping in the leaves now ♪

♪ We're getting muddy knees now ♪

We're Nature Cat!

Tally-ho!

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat, Nature Cat ♪

Tally-ho!

Tally-ho!

(Horses hooves trotting)

Whoa!

Stop, my brave steed!

(Whinnying)

Whoops! Sorry, Sire.

This appear-eth to be an idyllic spot

to set up our kingdom-eth, my royal clip-clopper.

Okey dokey, sire!

Alert-eth the royal Castle Builder-eth!

You got it-eth.

Oh, Royal Castle Builders?!

(Whistling)

I believe you summoned us, sire.

I did-eth, Lady Daisy.

Your castle, sire!

Why thank you, Squeeks-a-lot.

Now what say we...

ALL: Build our castle!

Eth!

To the castle grounds!

Onward and yonward-eth!

Aah!

Okay, who put this here?

Cool!

Look at all that stuff growing on it.

I bet this log has been here for a while.

Ohh, now it's rotting... eth.

But it's in the way of our new kingdom.

Hear ye, hear ye!

I, King Nature Cat,

declare we move this useless rotting log away

to make room for our castle!

(Struggling)

Hmm.

Eww-ee! Eww-ee! Eww-ee!

Feels kinda damp and slippery under that bark.

Interesting.

Probably why the ants are there, they like damp environments.

Hey, it's so soft!

And it smells delightful!

All earthy and woodsy.

A big "thumbs up" from the old sniffer!

But it's still in our way, you guys!

A kingdom with a rotting log

is merely a kingdom with...

a... rotting log?

Heh heh heh. Let's just roll this out of here!

Ready? One... two... three!

ALL: Roll!

Again!

ALL: Roll!

Oh, hey!

Maybe we can pop the log out

by wedging this branch underneath it.

Ho ho! A splendid notion, Lady Daisy.

I, King Nature Cat, shall move the log!

(Struggling)

Um... a little help please.

ALL: It's working! It's working!

(Snickering)

All right, Plan B!

Once we pull the rope, that pesky rotting log

will pop out and we'll be able to finally build our castle!

Good plan, sire, my sire.

Three... two... one... pull!

Well, I guess that's the end of plan B...

Bees! Run!

(Chuckling)

Does anyone have a Plan C or a D?

I'd even settle for an E at this point.

Well, since we can't move the rotted log,

maybe we can build our castle around it!

Ooh! Love it!

Oh, I'm so down with that!

Break out the castle!

Hmm...

Uh-huh... uh-huh...

Uh-huh...

What, what?

We build the castle by the numbers!

Um, what numbers?

These numbers, Hal.

For example, the instructions say

to attach piece number one to piece number two!

Observe!

Building our castle will be a snap!

Tally-ho!

(Giggling)

A little fanfare, my royal clip-clopper!

(Imitating horn fanfare)

(Imitating drums)

Hear ye, hear--

(Fanfare continues)

Hear ye, hear--

(Fanfare continues)

Thank you, Hal.

Anytime, sire!

I hereby proclaim-eth the Kingdom of the Cat and Friends

is now officially...

a kingdom!

Open the castle door, Squeeks-a-lot!

Ta-da!

Let me try that again.

Ta-da-- Okay, one more time...

Ta-da-- Oh, I see the problem.

Man-oh-man. The rotting log is in the way.

We can't get into our castle.

Fear not, my loyal subjects.

King Nature Cat has the solution...

Squeeks-a-lot, being small but mighty...

That I am!

You are the perfect candidate

to thread this rope through the rotting log,

and out the other side.

Let us do this!

You go, girl!

Be careful, Squeeks.

Uh...

Somebody's in here.

A lot of somebodies.

Yikes!

Whoa! It's like a tiny little kingdom in here!

Who are you?

I'm Doris.

Pleased to meet you Doris, I'm Squeeks, you scared me.

What are you doing here?

The bigger question is, what are you doing here?

This is my home.

And a lot of others live here, too.

You live here in this rotting log?

Hey, Squeeks, Namaste!

Vincent!

Oh my gosh, it's been so long!

You live here, too?

Yep. Used to live in that old rotting log by the stream,

but that nutty woodpecker drove me crazy man.

"Ratta-tat-tat" all day long.

Hope he never finds this log.

I hear ya, buddy. Neighbours are weird.

Hey, you be good, sister.

Time for lunch.

Ha ha, right on.

Come on, Squeeks, I'll show you around.

See? Because this log started to rot,

it's nice and hollow inside.

Plenty of space for me and others to make their homes.

Yeah, this place rocks!

Yep, we've got ants, beetles,

termites, salamanders, worms, chipmunks...

You name it.

If they can fit, they can sit!

And this is my place.

Pretty cozy, huh?

Wow, nice rug.

I wouldn't have picked that colour scheme, but it works!

Thanks! I like it too!

Hey, D!

Who's your pal?

Oh! Say hi to Squeeks.

Hey, Squeeks! You movin' in?

You know what? No.

Uh, are we moving out?

No way!

So you see, guys, we can't just move the log.

It's their home!

Home sweet home.

Huh.

But the log is in the way of our kingdom.

Or is our kingdom in the way of that log?

Whoa, good thinking, Daisy.

Look, this old rotting log may seem unimportant to you,

but it's not to us.

Right, Vincent?

Right on, Doris.

Leaving these ol' logs alone means really great things

for everything in a forest.

It's important to just let 'em rot.

Like, uh, that one... over there.

VINCENT: Yeah, I lived in that one till it began to fall apart.

Brother Centipede and Brother Slug moved in.

And now that log is on its way to becoming dirt,

and not just any old dirt...

soil the forest needs to stay healthy.

Rotting logs play such an important role

in the life and health of a forest.

Please don't take our log away.

It's our home. Our place to live.

Yeah. That's some deep stuff Sister Doris.

Right on.

Fanfare, Hal!

(Fanfare)

Hear ye, hear--

(Fanfare)

Hear ye, hear--

(Fanfare)

Okay no, fanfare. That's my bad.

Hear ye, hear ye!

I, King Nature Cat, do hereby proclaim

that there is already a kingdom here:

the Kingdom of Rotting Log!

And I name Doris...

the Queen of Rotting Log!

Aww! Thank you, Nature Cat.

I have a great idea!

Great. Left... left...

No wait, wait, to the right.

A little more to the right...

and... right there!

The perfect spot.

Your castle here...

rotting logs there.

I thank thee, Queen Doris of Rotting Log,

for your wisdom.

And I thank thee, King Nature Cat,

for your understanding.

Let the royal celebration begin!

(Fanfare)

(Playing flute)

♪

(Cheering)

Ha-ha!

Follow me!

Fun and adventure awaits...

Whoa!

(Yelling)

Ha-ha!

Here we are, Wolter's Field!

Who's ready for fun and adventure!?

Me! Me! Ohh! Me! Pick me! Pick me!

Um, Nature cat?

What kind of adventure are we gonna have

on this empty open field?

Oh no, no, no, Daisy.

Our adventure won't take place on the field.

Our adventure will take us under the field!

ALL: Under?

But of course, my furry friends!

It's number on my Nature Curiosity List!

Behold! Let's see...

Number : Can I sleep standing up like a cow?

(Snoring)

Tried that.

Number : Does a goose have goose bumps?

Hmm, not likely.

Here it is.

Number : If I keep digging a hole deeper and deeper,

where will I end up?

Oh! I know! I know! I so know!

Wait. I don't know.

Exactly!

That's why it's on my Curiosity List.

I'm thinking, if we dig deep enough,

we'll come out the other side of Earth!

I've been wondering the same exact thing, Nature Cat!

But after digging through the Earth,

wouldn't we just fall out of our hole into space,

and then just be floating around forever?

I don't think we can fall off Earth.

You know... 'cause of gravity.

I heard from my best friend Charlie the dog,

who heard from his best friend's sister's best friend's

cousin's best friend's brother,

who just so happens to be my best friend Charlie the dog,

that if we dig all the way through the Earth

we'll end up in China!

You are kidding me!

China?!

Um... Hal, I'm pretty sure "digging to China"

is just an expression.

Then it's settled!

We dig here, and we see where we come out!

Tally-ho!

HAL: Are we there yet?

Um, not quite, Hal.

We have about another...

um... well...

, miles to get to the other side.

Still eight thousand miles?!

Wait, can't we just, like, go around or something?

Around?

Anyone can go around, Hal.

But we are adventurers!

Explorers!

We push boundaries!

Break rules!

Dare to try the impossible!

We're going to dig all the way through.

Besides, it's quicker.

How are we going to do that, Nature Cat?

I got nothing. We need some help.

ANNOUNCER: So you say you're going to dig through the centre of Earth

to the other side?

Well, there are a few important things you need to know.

To begin with, inside Earth

you have to dig through three layers.

The top layer is called the crust.

It's the thinnest of the three layers.

Think of the crust like the skin of an apple.

That's how thin it is compared with the other two layers.

How about that?

And you should know that the deeper you dig,

the hotter it gets.

The next layer is called the mantle.

Earth's mantle is much thicker than the crust.

It gets so hot there that the rocks melt.

Whoa, now that's some hot stuff!

The third and final layer of Earth is its core.

The core is huge, bigger than the moon,

and the hottest of the three layers.

We're talking really, really, really hot!

If you succeed, you will be the first ever

to make it through the centre of the Earth!

So good luck, and happy digging!

SQUEEKS: Whoa!

That's a lot of digging and a lot of heat to deal with!

Hmm...

We need a better way to dig through Earth.

But how?

How?!

How about this?

Just a little something I've been tinkering with.

I call it... Earthbreaker One!

ALL: Ooh!

Earthbreaker One!

Feast your eyes on this puppy!

Not you, Hal.

Totally fully equipped.

A huge drill to dig us through the centre of the Earth

and beyond!

Heat shields to protect us from the scorching heat.

And a light to illuminate our way.

Whoa-ho-ho!

Earthbreaker One is ready for action!

Are we?

ALL: Yes!

Let's go!

Time to begin our journey

to explore the earth beneath Wolter's Field.

Tally-ho!

Let's make history! Ready?

Ready, Captain!

Good to go!

To the centre of the Earth and beyond!

ALL: Onward and downward!

Are we there yet?

Ha, oh no, not yet, Hal.

We're just tunnelling through Earth's crust.

Oh! Okay, I see.

How about now?

Ah, it sure is hot.

And the deeper we get, the hotter it's going to get!

Hot-hot-hot...

Oh! Oh, I got an idea!

ALL: Ahh...

Mm, yeah!

Nothin' like an ice cold glass of lemonade to b*at the heat.

Yep!

Are we there yet?

Hold on to your socks guys.

We're moving into the second layer: the mantle!

Like you said, it's getting hotter out there.

And in here, too. Whew-ee!

Fun fact!

The heat here can melt most anything!

But don't worry about it.

Anything, huh?

Melted cheese!

So, okay, I have a question, hmm...

Where do I begin? Uh, let's try here.

Are we there yet?

Nope!

ALL: Whoa!

Sludge!

It's pushing us around!

Quick!

Activate the Sloppy Sludge Smusher!

Sloppy Sludge Smusher activated!

What she said!

DAISY: Hang on everybody.

We're getting through the sludge!

Hooray!

Oh, I don't know if anyone brought this up earlier.

But just a quick question.

Are we there yet!?

No, Hal.

But it is getting hotter!

Hot-hot-hot!

Oh!

Ahh... that's fan-tastic!

(Laughing)

Good one, Nature Cat.

I just have one follow up question-- are we there yet?!

We've reached the core!

The hottest of the three!

And as we get closer to the centre,

it turns from a liquid to solid metal!

Ooh!

Solid metal?!

Squeeks, hurry!

Activate the super drill!

Activating super drill!

All systems go.

Drilling through the core!

Yes! Ha ha!

Nothing can stop us now!

(Clank)

I take that back.

Oh no! We can't go any farther!

How could the super drill break?

I guess the super drill wasn't strong enough.

What do we do now?

Think!

Everyone think!

Um...

you think maybe this super duper drill will do the trick?

Great thinking, Hal!

Yeah, Hal, it will!

We just need someone to go out there in the hot, hot, heat...

and attach that drill!

Consider it done!

Okay, here I go, to fix the drill!

No, wait, not ready yet. Need to, uh, stretch...

Yes... ha ha... stretching... better...

All stretched, ready to go--

Wrong, lost confidence!

Now gaining confidence... and gaining fear...

Too much fear, too little confidence...

Too scared, but I got to go...

I can't-- I can-- I can't--

I can-- I can't-- I can-- I can't-- I can!

Yes... I... can!

Tally-ho!

Aaahh!

Turn... off... the drill!

Off we go to the other side of Earth!

Onward and downward!

We've passed the half-way mark!

Hang on.

Switching to warp speed!

I love warp speed!

Whee!

So, Hal, any questions?

For me?

About how far we've gotten?

Umm... questions, questions?

Hmm, I don't think so...

but are we there yet?

Is that a question?

(Beeping)

Oh, yeah, we're here!

ALL: We did it! We did it!

We did it!

Ha ha! We dug all the way through the Earth!

But wait, where are we?

Number : If I keep digging a hole deeper and deeper

from Wolter's Field, where will I come out?

The ocean!

And not just any ocean!

My GPS says the Indian Ocean!

(Cheering)

Oh, I'm so glad we're there yet!

(Cheering)

Yeah!

NARRATOR: Nature Cat, Squeeks, Daisy, and Hal,

are cartoon characters, and not real animals.

To keep all of our animal friends safe,

check with a grownup

before you bring a pet on your next nature adventure.

Ha-ha!

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