Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)

[bunniefuu]

[ominous music]

[dog howling]

[ominous music]

[menacing music]

[hysterical laughter]

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

[hysterical laughter]

[ominous music]

[heavy breathing]

[ominous music]

[garbage clattering]

[man yelling]

[screaming]

[hysterical laughter]

[menacing music]
[man speaking indistinctly]

[screaming]

[screaming]

- Don't go yet.

The fun is just beginning.

[suspenseful music]

[cackling]

[screaming]

[banging on door]

[screaming]

[scuffling]

[ominous music]

[laughs]

[screaming]

[choking]

- [Benji] Come on.

Get out of here.

Come on I've got the money.

- [Man] Get out of here.

[dramatic music]

[heavy breathing]

[thumping on stairs]

[screams]

[psychedelic music]

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] This is Lonnie Lord.

Lonnie is a rock and roll singer.

Last year he sold 10 million records.

His fans are legion.

[upbeat music]

Lonnie lives in Hollywood,

the entertainment capital of the world.

It's his town.

Everywhere he goes,

he carries his guitar with him,

because he never knows when
he'll be called upon to sing.

Lonnie will sing a song
anytime, anywhere.

Lonnie likes to sing.

[rock music]

♪ Come over here baby
wanna talk to you ♪

♪ I'm hip to your game ♪

♪ I'm nobody's fool ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ And now I see ♪

♪ You've been cheating on me ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ You told me that you loved me ♪

♪ When I gave you my ring ♪

♪ But I can see that the truth ♪

♪ Is it didn't mean a thing ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ It's obvious to see ♪

♪ You've been cheating on me ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ Run run run run run
run run run run run ♪

♪ Run run run run run
run run run run run ♪

♪ Run run run run run
run run run run run ♪

♪ Woo hoo ♪

[rock music]

♪ I saw you last night
with a cat named Jay ♪

♪ The two of you were
necking in his new Stingray ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ It's obvious to see ♪

♪ You've been cheating on me ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ Run run run run run run run run ♪

♪ Run run run run run run run run ♪

♪ Run run run run run run run run ♪

♪ Run run run run run ♪

♪ Woo hoo ♪

[rock music]

♪ I made up my mind ♪

♪ What I'm gonna do about you ♪

♪ If you don't stop your cheating ♪

♪ Then the two of us are through ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ It's obvious to see ♪

♪ You've been cheating on me ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ It's obvious to see ♪

♪ You've been cheating on me ♪

♪ Better stop stop stop ♪

♪ You're running wild ♪

[upbeat music]

- Gee, I had fun today.

- Don't forget the party tomorrow.

[upbeat music]

- Well.

[playful growling]

[laughter]

[book thumping ground]

- [Benjie] Gotta get some money.

We gotta have some funds.

Let's get outta here.

Let's do something.

Okay okay okay okay,

let's not sit around here all day okay?

Let's get out of here.

Let's do something.

- [Man] Shut up!

- Telephone book.

[thunks]

- [Man] We can't just
sit around here all day.

Come on we gotta do something.

Man we ain't done
nothing since last night.

Come on man let's not
sit around here all day.

We gotta do something.

We can't sit around.

Let's go.

Let's do something.

We haven't done anything
since last night.

Come on what's wrong with you guys?

One of you two have anything in mind?

Don't just sit around here all day.

Let's go and have some fun, anything.

We ain't done nothing since last night.

Come on let's go, let's get out.

Let's go out and have some fun.

Let's go and have some fun.

Come on.

Let's go and get some money somewhere.

Let's do something.

[suspenseful music]

- What you got in mind?

- [Benjie] I don't know,
we gotta do something man.

We need money.

Let's get some money.

Let's go and have some fun.

Let's ball it up or something.

Alright alright?

Let's get outta here!

Let's go and get some money man.

Have some fun, you know?

Live it up.

[chain clacking]

- [Man] Pick a broad.

- [Benjie] Yeah!

[laughs]

Yeah yeah yeah.

[laughs]

- [Man] Cee Bee Beaumont.

- [Benjie] Yeah.

- [Man] Do it.

[malevolent music]

[ominous music]

[phone ringing]

[ominous music]

- Coming!

Hello?

- [Hammer] ls this Cee Bee Beaumont?

- Yes.

This is she.

Who's calling?

- [Hammer] I want Cee Bee Beaumont.

- Well you are talking to her,

but who are you?

[suspenseful music]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- [Hammer] Are you Cee Bee Beaumont?

- [Cee Bee] Yes I am,

and who are you and why did
you hang up on me before?

- [Hammer] I must talk
to Cee Bee Beaumont.

- Well you are talking to her.

Who...

[phone clicks]

Titus?

[birds calling]

Did you get my car from the repair shop?

- No ma'am.

Your pa said he'd take care of it.

- Oh darn.

You know he'll forget.

Beside I need it now.

Titus why didn't you pick
it up when I told you to?

I guess I've got to
walk to the store now.

- You can drive my station
wagon to the store ma'am.

- No thanks.

[ominous music]

[chain clacking]

[ominous music]

[horn honking]

[ominous music]

[chain clacking]

[ominous music]

[phone ringing]

[suspenseful music]

Hello?

- [Man] Cee Bee Beaumont.

- Who are you?

What do you want with me?

- [Man] Look out the
door Cee Bee Beaumont.

Look out the door!

[thumping]

[screaming]

[laughter]

[screaming]

[terror stricken music]

- Operator!

Get me the police!

Hurry!

[suspenseful music]

♪ You are a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪

♪ You are a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪

♪ Baby I've been doing some thinking ♪

♪ Some mighty hard thinking about you ♪

♪ And it seems to me you love ♪

♪ No matter what you're friends doing ♪

♪ Is playing me for some fool ♪

♪ I got the word for you ♪

♪ Because it's what you is ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ If I had a nickel ♪

♪ For every time you've let me down ♪

♪ You know beyond a shadow of a doubt ♪

♪ I'd be the wealthiest man in town ♪

♪ I've got my name for you ♪

♪ Because it's what you is ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Guitar player's a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Ya ya ya ya ya ya ♪

[rock music]

♪ Don't you think I know ♪

♪ What you been doing to me baby ♪

♪ But you didn't know
that guys are not true ♪

♪ So how can you see ♪

♪ That you love them and then ♪

♪ How can you ever be so cruel ♪

♪ I've got the word for you ♪

♪ Because it's what you is ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Piano player's a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ Ya ya ya ya ya ya ♪

[rock music]

♪ So I rock hot ♪

♪ To keep a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ But I don't care about that ♪

♪ I can't forget you ♪

♪ You know my arms safe ♪

♪ I still need you ♪

♪ I must be nuts to ♪

♪ Still love you ♪

♪ I've got the word for you ♪

♪ Because it's what you is ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

♪ You is a Rat Pfink ♪

[laughter]
[splashing]

- [Man] Hey Cee Bee!

- Huh?

- Telephone.

- Thanks.

[yelling]
[murmuring]

[dramatic music]

- Hello?

- [Man] Come on sweetness.

What's the matter?

[groans]

- Hello?

Hello?

[ominous music]

[engine rumbling]

[ominous music]

[gasping]

[menacing music]

[suspenseful music]

- Hey you.

What do you want?

Who are you?

[grunts]

[suspenseful music]

[screams]

[laughter]

[screaming]

[sobbing]

[grunts]

[grunts]

- Tell Lonnie Lord we'll
call him in an hour.

You phone the cops and
Cee Bee's had it baby.

[suspenseful music]

- [Man] Back of the truck.

[truck revving]

[suspenseful music]

[tires squeal]

- Lonnie!

- They got Cee Bee!

[suspenseful music]

- Look relax.

Relax!

- Shut up!

[slapping]

[suspenseful music]

Come on.

Come on!

- Benjie!

You know what to do.

Do it.

Get out!

Come on you dumb broad!

[ominous music]

[gasps]

[foreboding music]

[chain clacking]

[melancholy music]

♪ I stand alone ♪

♪ I stand alone ♪

♪ What a fool ♪

♪ To trust in you ♪

♪ You told a lie ♪

♪ You told a lie ♪

♪ Weren't true ♪

♪ What a fool ♪

♪ I told myself ♪

♪ That it just couldn't be ♪

♪ And you left me again ♪

♪ I'd cry with misery ♪

♪ I stand alone ♪

♪ I stand alone ♪

♪ What a fool ♪

♪ To trust in you ♪

♪ What a fool ♪

♪ To trust in you ♪

[phone ringing]

Hello?

This Lonnie Lord?

- [Lonnie] Yeah this is Lonnie Lord.

Who are you?

- Man if you want your
girlfriend back in one piece

you put fifty grand in the black case

and put it in the garbage
can behind 1213 North

Highland tonight.

- That's impossible!

I can't get you that
much money by tonight!

It'll take me at least
until tomorrow morning!

- No!

Tonight!

Man it's gotta be tonight baby!

Before dinner or she's had it for good.

You got it?

- [Lonnie] No wait!

- He hung up.

- We've got ourselves a little problem.

- What are we gonna do Lonnie?

They've got Cee Bee and you

can't get the money by tonight.

What are we gonna do?

- Titus,
there's only one thing we can do.

This is a job for you know and who.

[triumphant music]

[surprised grunt]

- [Titus] Sorry.

[grunting]

Oh sorry.

- [Lonnie] Might have to
lose a few pounds Titus.

- [Titus] I was just going to do that.

- [Lonnie] You're
standing on my foot Titus.

- [Titus] Then who's standing on mine?

I'm doing my best to get ready.

- [Lonnie] The door
seems to be stuck Titus.

- [Titus] Sorry.

- [Lonnie] You locked us in again?

[grunting]

Help me Titus!

- [Titus] Wait,
I'm charging my batteries.

[grunting]

- [Voiceover] Rat Pfink and Boo-Boo,

friends to those who have no friends,

enemies of those who make them an enemy,

Champions of women and
children everywhere.

Rat Pfink, mysterious
masked nemesis of hoodlums

and racketeers the world
over, and Boo-Boo, by day a

mild mannered gardener,

by night, the scurge of the underworld.

Rat Pfink and Boo-Boo.

Together they blaze a
four-fisted campaign

against the enemies of truth, justice

and the American way of life.

- Remember Boo-Boo we
only have one weakness.

- What's that Rat Pfink?

- b*ll*ts.

Now let's go to fight crime!

[upbeat music]

[downbeat music]

- Uh huh, there it is.

[door crashes shut]

Hey!

Hey man!

Who turned out the lights?

Hey!

- Trapped by his own greed.

- [Benji] Let me outta here!

Help!

Somebody get me outta here!

I'll be a...

Hey pal!

[whistles]

Get me outta here!

Alright I'm gonna lose
my cool in a minute!

I'll tear this thing apart!

[banging]

Hey!

Let me outta here!

[banging]

Hey help!

Hello!

[mischievous music]

[dramatic music]

- After him Boo-Boo!

[truck squealing]

[dramatic music]

Hi ho Boo-Boo!

[suspenseful music]

We must proceed with caution.

[suspenseful music]

- Hi g*ng.

[laughs]

[malevolent music]

- [Titus] Hello Walter.

- Boo boo.

- Comic Books!

[smacking Benji]

- Now Boo-Boo!

Fight crime!

[mumbling]

- [Cee Bee] Smack him for me!

Come on!

[scuffling]

[grunting]

[bonking]

Yaw!

[dramatic music]

[cracking]

[grunting]

[scuffling]

[grunting]

[triumphant music]

[grunting]

[yelling]

[cracking]

[clacking]

- Here.

- Careful.

[smashing]

- There.

- Hey.

[suspenseful music]

- Take that rat!

[grunting]

- [Titus] ls he hurt Mister Crook?

[scuffling]

[banging]

[groans]

[suspenseful music]

[scuffling]

- Fiend! Rat Pfink deals mighty blows!

- Watch out!

[punching and smashing]

Ow!

Ow!

Ouch ouch ouch!

[bonking]

[punching]

- You're hurting me!

[punching]

[dramatic music]

- Now to secure you!

[screams]

[dramatic music]

[yells]

- Hurry Boo-Boo!

They're getting away with Cee Bee!

Crime is afoot!

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

There Boo-Boo!

Step on it!

[clunking]

Forward!

[dramatic music]

Where have they gone, Boo Boo?

- A shortcut!

Quickly!

[dramatic music]

- Step on it man they're getting closer!

- We'll get 'em!

[triumphant music]

[tires squealing]

[dramatic music]

- [Lonnie] Always look both
ways before crossing a street.

[dramatic music]

[tires squealing]

[foreboding music]

Go through!

Go through!

[smashing]

[dramatic music]

- [Lonnie] Go go go go Boo-Boo!

[dramatic music]

[tire squealing]

- We're stuck!

Here they come. Let's make it, man!

[dramatic music]

- [Lonnie] Ah!

[dramatic music]

[crazed laughter]

- Justice prevails!

[crashing]

Now for more of Rat
Pfink's mighty blows!

[scuffling]

[suspenseful music]

- Kogar!

Now you just come back here!

Kogar!

[suspenseful music]

[scuffling]

- Kogar?

Kogar?

Now you quit hiding!

[scuffling]

- [Lonnie] What's up with you!

[dramatic music]

[growling]

[worried groaning]

Come on!

Get him!
Get him!

Look out!

[screams]

Get him!

Get him!

[growling]

[swoons]

[gorilla grunts]

[scuffling]

- Now Boo-Boo!

[crashing]

[triumphant music]

- Will you tell your girl

to bring back my gorilla?

- What?

[dramatic music]

Cee Bee!

Boo-Boo, stay here.

[heroic music]

- [Gorilla Trainer] Wait!

Wait!

[yells]

Oops!

[snuffling and grunting]

- Put me down!

Oh you big ape!

Put me down!

Help!

Save me Rat Pfink!

Save me!

Put me down!

[snorting and grunting]

Won't somebody save me?

Help!

[screaming]

You beast!

[dramatic music]

Ape, drop that girl!

- [Cee Bee] Ow!

[pounding chest and snorting]

[dramatic music]

[pounding chest and yelling]

- Now Kogar quit playing around!

[snorting and grunting]

[crashing]

You just hit the man Kogar!

That's naughty running away like that!

- [Lonnie] Oh my head!

[gentle music]

- Lonnie!

It's you!

My superhero.

[kissing]

- Behave yourself!

[ Kissing]

All right, I'm not mad anymore.

[kissing]

[ marching band music]

[crowd cheering]

- Rat Pfink!

[screaming]

[cheering]

- Fight crime!

[marching band music]

[cheering]

Hello.

- [Man] Hey Boo-Boo!

- [Man] Hey Boo-Boo!

- [Man] Hey Boo-Boo!

- [Man] Hey Boo-Boo!

[whistle blowing]

- Hey Mister Pfink,
how about another sh*t?

- My hero!

I love ya!

- [Woman] Oh I think he's so cute!

[cheering]

[throat clearing]

- [Narrator] Rat Pfink and Boo Boo,

the leaders of today building

the leaders of tomorrow!

Relentless in their w*r against

the forces of oppression and tyranny.

Dedicated defenders of truth, justice

and the freedom-loving
peoples of the world.

Builders of better bodies eight ways.

♪ It's the big boss ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ This old jalopy ♪

♪ Don't run on steam ♪

♪ We're gonna make that go-go scene ♪

♪ Six girls sitting in the back seat ♪

♪ Six guys hanging out the rear ♪

♪ If you're tall and thin ♪

♪ We can squeeze you in ♪

♪ Then we'll all slip
forward to the shore ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ Take any old chicks ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ Is strictly for kicks ♪

♪ Time for romancing ♪

♪ I'll hold you tight ♪

♪ At the big ♪

♪ Boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

♪ Hear the radio blasting ♪

♪ Listen to the people shout ♪

♪ Just hope we can reach ♪

♪ That goodbye beach ♪

♪ Before this car conks out ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ Take any old chicks ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ It's strictly for kicks ♪

♪ Time for romancing ♪

♪ I'll hold you tight ♪

♪ At the big boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Big Boss ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ All you got ♪

♪ To spend is time ♪

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ The water's fine ♪

♪ Finally made it to Surfsville ♪

♪ Come on let's hit the tide ♪

♪ Who cares about bills ♪

♪ There's a lot of thrills ♪

♪ With your b-b-baby by your side. ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ You'll get your chicks ♪

♪ Go go party ♪

♪ It's strictly for kicks ♪

♪ Time for romancing ♪

♪ I'll hold you tight ♪

♪ At the big ♪

♪ Boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

♪ You better come a little big ♪

♪ Big ♪

♪ Boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

♪ I tell ya it's a big ♪

♪ Boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

♪ I tell ya it's a big ♪

♪ ♪ Big ♪

♪ Boss ♪

♪ Go go party tonight ♪

[upbeat music]