since I was knee
-high to something, for sure.
All my friends would make fun of me
because the specials were not a cool group
like the amazing trio,
or the crusaders. But, you know, screw that.
I also liked winger better than bon jovi.
I still do. I don't care what the critics say.
( Rock music plays )
♪ it goes a little something like
-
- ♪
♪ Like this ♪
♪ in my shoes, my toes are busted ♪
♪ my kitchen says my bread is molded ♪
♪ I got a good job at the dollar store ♪
♪ one foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper ♪
♪ with a broken mirror and a blown
-out speaker ♪
♪ and I ain't got much else to lose ♪
♪ 'cause I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ and the bottom drops out ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ then the bottom drops out ♪
- ( Alarm beeps )
- ♪ check it, check it out ♪
♪ I'm bent like glass, secondhand like glory ♪
♪ missed the bus, but I'm in no hurry ♪
♪ molasses fast, no business born ♪
♪ one foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper ♪
♪ crank it to , blow another speaker and... ♪
♪ I ain't got
-
- I ain't got much to lose ♪
♪ 'cause I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ and the bottom drops out ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I know that I've seen better days ♪
♪ the bottom drops out ♪
- ( Alarm beeps )
- ♪ I've been the star of so many plays ♪
♪ I walked on the edge ♪
♪ with that hobo way ♪
- ♪ The bottom drops out ♪
- ♪ because I know ♪
♪ I know that I've seen better
-
- ♪
- ♪ Better days ♪
- ♪ then the bottom drops
-
- ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
- ( Car horn honks )
- ♪ and the bottom drops out ♪
♪ I've seen better days ♪
♪ I've been the star of many plays. ♪
- ( Phone rings )
- woman: specials hq.
- Man on phone: is valiant lass there?
- No.
Well, why not?
Because valiant lass is no longer a member of the specials.
- Oh, she's not?
- No.
- Who's she with?
- She's with the crusaders.
So what's the reason for you calling us, then?
Ted... That's coming down.
It's me. It's from a fan.
Well, you should call the crusaders then. They're
-
-
Mm
-hm?
Why would we have nude photographs of our ex
-members on file?
New girl's here. I found her peeking through the windows in the back.
- You wouldn't want one.
- Mr. Smart...
What is that intriguing device
- Sitting upon your nose?
- I've seen valiant lass naked
and she has a vestigial penis.
Cyclo
-lucidic nasal enhancer.
It increases my ability to smell
- By over ,%.
- ( Machine beeps )
( sniffs, mechanical whirring )
asbestos.
- I'm the great strobe.
- Shelly.
Shelly, welcome to specials h.q.
- Woman: all right.
- ( Phone hangs up )
I'm emily.
- Ms. Indestructible.
- We spoke on the phone.
As a special, you'll experience
all sorts of exotic wonders.
In africa, we discovered a tribe of pygmies
that feasted upon a harmless human baby.
( Chuckles ) it wasn't a baby.
- It was a baby.
- No, ted.
It was a rabbit that they'd shaved
- And you thought it was a baby.
- I saw its fingers.
Nightbird, I enjoyed your application very much.
- The video footage of your superpowers
-
-
- My dad filmed it.
It was exceptional. Let me show you around.
I'm not saying the great strobe is better than other humans...
I am, but that's besides the point.
I can sh**t laser beams out of my arms.
That's what sets me apart.
Can other humans do that?
Can they?
Can they?
Don't get jelly on the couch.
- And on the home front,
- ooh, dude, turn it up!
Silver lake's the specials will be toasted
by kosgro toys this evening
at a reception celebrating next week's release
of the specials action figures.
f*ck.
This is certainly a great moment in our
-year history.
Now, if someone says, "hey... Specials.
They're a bunch of second
-rate
no
-account layabouts,"
well, they'll be wrong.
The crusaders and the annihilators,
and the anti
-evil g*ng and the amazing trio.
They've all had action figures for years.
So now we're, like, sort of, this makes
-
-
Cut it out. Why did you
-
-
This makes us, like, you know, big time.
It's really all just a testament to
you, the fans,
for your unrelenting support.
And
-
-
And to my father,
the original weevil.
- ( Sniffles )
- man: nice cryin'.
Oh, come on. I was being sincere.
- Weevil and the crew will be available
- right.
At wal
-marts and toys r us, throughout the southland.
- ( Gasps )
- you know our most popular member, I see.
( Chuckles ) hi. I'm weevil.
- I'm a big fan.
- Oh, thanks.
Where are your antennas?
Hm? Oh. Hey, you know what?
- I only wear those around the press.
- Oh.
( Giggles )
wow.
Okay.
I've had superpowers longer than
anyone else in the specials, I think.
Well, since I was .
Which explains why I'm probably the only one
with a pez dispenser with a little me on it.
I'd like to introduce you to eight.
Eight separate bodies with a single mind.
Eight is actually one person
who can be in eight different places at the same time.
- I haven't seen them.
- It's "him," actually.
And that's because he refuses to do publicity.
- All eights: mmn.
- This doughnut is delicious.
Cool. I wish I had another me.
Deadly girl!
You are one of my great heroes.
Bitchin', my own stalker.
I'm tim. Welcome aboard.
I'm on board.
I am a huge fan, minute man.
It's... Minute man
- Oh god, I'm so dumb.
- It's because I'm able to turn small.
- I'm sorry.
- It happens all the time.
Strobe: in light of tonight's reception,
it's only appropriate that we discuss
some of the public behavior
of some of the group's members,
which, as of late, has been lacking
a certain, shall we say, tact.
- ( Phone rings faintly )
- witness this photograph
of amok and weevil
smoking cigarettes in a bathroom stall.
Appeared in the "l.a. Daily news."
Ted, it's not like we were walking down main street.
We crouched down in a stall. A guy came in with a camera.
You don't see the crusaders smoking cigarettes.
What if they were doing number two?
Let me tell you something, my friend,
when I first gained my superpowers
-
-
- Here we go again.
- Some of us...
May not think this is trivial, pal.
Some of us may want to hear this.
Note the new member, for instance, nightbird.
- I wanna hear it.
- Thank you...
- Power chick
- you're welcome, ted.
Someone's playing with play
-doh.
- Is this necessary?
- Yes!
Tonight's reception hurls us into a new era.
Superheroes don't get oscars, we get action figures.
Kosgro toys are the third largest
manufacturer of action figures in the world.
And we get % royalties.
That's out of every $.
Yes, and at long last,
- We can transform this into a real h.q.
- Ooh.
First, cinema
-vision widescreen television to map out battle plans.
What's sonar? Let's get that.
Don't forget the widescreen television.
When I first gained my superpowers
-
-
Oh, jesus! Nobody wants to hear
your boring f*cking origin story!
- Let's take a vote.
- Let me ask you something, my friend.
You're not my f*cking friend!
Maybe every once in awhile I want to go out
and have a beer and bang some slutrag till her eyes bleed.
And maybe I don't give a sh*t if it gets in the "l.a. Daily post"!
I save lives.
I don't think I owe anybody anything other than that.
- You've also tried to take lives.
- Oh, you know what?
That was a long time ago, okay? I was a kid.
I got caught up with the wrong bunch of people.
You got caught up with the wrong bunch of people, mister.
Now you're getting caught up in some pretty sick ideas.
- ( Grunts )
- forget it! Forget I said a thing!
Nobody's saying that, amok.
I like you. It's just...
Sometimes I think you must be hurting so much inside
because you're so... Aggressive.
You're
-stepping me to death here, bitch.
Not appropriate! Back off!
( Timidly ) I'd like to hear the story.
It wouldn't be boring to me,
- Because I've never heard it.
- ( Grunts )
okay.
Amok suggested that we take a vote.
Let's vote. Emily?
Everyone in favor, raise your hand.
- Eight's only one vote.
- That's still only six.
There are members in the group.
- ( Phone ringing )
- emily?
Oh, jesus.
When my brother and I fell
into the vat of mysterious radioactive chemicals
at the photo processing plant
and woke up in the hospital three weeks later
with powers no other human had ever known before us,
a phrase came to mind,
seemingly, words of god.
"With super power, comes super responsibility."
And I realized at that point
that i... Was blessed
and would not be afforded the capriciousness
of other men, common men, little men.
Thousands of children would see me
around the world as a part of god.
If a recovering alcoholic
sees me in a bar drinking alcohol
and he has a poster of the great strobe on his wall at home
and he says to himself,
"the great strobe can share a beer,
have a sh*t, why can't i?
Who am i? I'm a little man."
And he gets drunk and he goes home
and he beats his wife to death with a crowbar!
That may as well be my hand
b*ating that woman to death!
Or if I'm caught by a tabloid reporter,
urinating on a prost*tute for pleasure
it's disgusting, but...
It really happened to captain osiris in milwaukee.
And then a little boy urinates on his sister.
And she has a cut on her arm.
Little tiny arm.
And the cut becomes infected
and the infection goes to gangrene
and eventually, the arm is removed.
That may as well have been me
urinating on that little girl.
With super powers comes super responsibility, damn it.
Laugh at my manner, if you must, but please, please...
Heed my words.
Thank you.
Wow. That is a good story!
I'd like to change my vote.
I'd like to change it to "yes,
I would like to hear that story."
Ted might have been right about some things.
Like drinking.
Last week I got drunk at a bat mitzvah,
unthinkingly summoned forth demons
and... They ate a kid.
You know, ted really pissed me off back there.
- ( Snorts )
- I know.
Where does he get off reprimanding me like I'm some child?
Well, I'm not going to apologize for my husband's behavior.
Look, I know that we're all uptight about this kosgro thing, but...
Can I talk to you?
Not now.
- Later?
- Mm
-hm.
- The banquet?
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
- Okay.
Every morning, I look down,
I'm wearing boots with lightning bolts on them
and I think,
"where did I make the wrong turn?"
So what's your superpower,
nightbird?
Do you turn into a bird?
I just have some dumb bird powers.
- Bird powers?
- It's hardly anything, really.
It hardly makes me anything more than normal.
That's very modest.
I'm gonna get k*lled. I know it.
Not with bird powers, you ain't.
I'm even afraid of tough middle
-school kids.
And now if I have to face giant robots or something,
I'm gonna want to blow my head off.
I used to think that my superpowers were sort of worthless.
But all it takes is one nuclear w*apon
that's fallen into a crawl space or a nook
- And suddenly, you are all the rage.
- ( Chuckles )
listen, there's this toy party thing tonight.
Maybe you'd like to
-
-
I mean like a...
Same car situation type of thing.
Like, a date?
That.
Okay.
( Hard rock music playing )
hi, guys.
Raisin? Raisin?
Hey, tony, what do you think of the new chick?
- She's okay, I guess.
- I kind of want to f*ck her.
- She's a fox.
- Shut up.
- She's a little young.
- But fuckable.
Raisins come from vines.
She's cute though, right?
Yes, but I wish her breasts were larger.
Like what? Zeppelins?
w*r!
Sex? It's difficult.
I get charged up, the anti
-matter starts flyin',
next thing you know, I'm humping a chick without an ass.
I should've just stayed home.
This is the outside. It's made of bricks...
And some other stuff.
Lumber.
This is the thing where the guy comes once a month
and he writes down how much your lightbulbs have used.
Your... Electricity?
This is the hall of honor.
There's something I want to show you.
Salt shakers. They're shaped like two little people.
You can make them have conversations.
What are their names?
Well this one's a man,
so his name is salt shaker.
This is the basement. You want to see the furnace?
That's okay.
It's hot.
Don't press your face against it for too long,
or you get red streaks on you for, like,
a month.
There's more. Backyard.
Power chick's garden.
She's planting gardens.
- ( Grunting )
- power chick: no, doug, bad!
- Bad, bad, no!
- He does stuff like that all the time,
because he's stupid. From another planet.
That's not what I wanted. There's something over here. Did I show you this thing?
- A guy comes here every month!
- Deadly girl: listen, here's a riddle:
what's ms. Indestructible's superpower?
( Phone rings )
guess!
She has indestructible skin that can withstand an atomic blast.
Wrong. She's a total bitch.
That's my sister
-in
-law.
Next time your brother wife
-beats her,
tell him to hit her in the eye.
Her eyes are normal.
Here's another: what's the new girl's superpower?
- Don't you have something to do?
- This is what I do.
One thing that happened that sucked
was that I lost my shrinking ability for two weeks.
Like a flu bug or
-
- I mean, I didn't lose them entirely,
I was able to shrink down to about '",
but just being short isn't really a superpower.
Thank you... For these...
Figures.
Thank you...
For these...
- Gelson.
- Oh, great!
That is so fantastic!
- He didn't say it.
- Yes, he did. He just said it.
No, he didn't. He said, "thank you for these gelson."
Oh, he said it perfectly, didn't you, doug?
- Thank you.
- Oops!
- Oops! Aw.
- "Doug?"
"Alien orphan's" not a name. He needs a name.
Thank you
- For these gelson.
- Oh, you are so cute!
He's not cute. He's horrifying.
- Make him stop.
- He's smiling!
- Make him stop!
- Aw.
Man: honestly, ted. There is a mint to be made
for superhumans in the private sector.
New standards inc. It's a plastics company in detroit.
They spend millions every year on lasers.
Someone with your talents could perform delicate welding
-
-
Yeah, that's the most boring story I've ever heard.
Come on, jerry. Let's be truthful.
Don't you miss being zip boy,
- The fastest kid in the world?
- I
-
- I don't.
How 'bout the time we captured and drained the amazing blister?
I enjoy my job.
I enjoy recruiting other superhumans
into a better, more profitable lifestyle.
And I can still utilize my powers,
I ran here from yemen this morning,
for christ's sakes. Minutes.
- Ha! Good time.
- Yeah.
- Sounds great, but I
-
-
- Why don't you come by the party tonight?
Meet the new standard folks.
I can't. I can not.
The kosgro reception.
Oh, right. The toys.
Some of you may be wondering
"how did the specials come to be?"
Well, the group was the brainchild
of ted and tim tilderbrook,
better known to the world as the strobe, and minute man.
The original five were friends before being teammates.
Ted and tim
-
- He was minute boy back then.
Ms. Indestructible, the weevil and stretchie boy!
Stretchie boy joined the group
when we were around for...
- About what, a year?
- About a year.
Stretchie boy had stretching powers.
It's a pretty common superpower where he was from,
- Up in the northwestern states.
- Tacoma.
Something about the fluoridation in the water.
Unfortunately, the same chemicals
that gave him his superpowers gave him mouth cancer
and he was dead in six months.
The same thing happened to captain elastic,
- Flagpole lad
-
-
- Gooey stan.
Like a holocaust of rubbery people.
Our next member was mr. Smart,
who claimed to be the world's most intelligent man.
Power chick: then came eight, the hero with eight faces.
Some claim the c.i.a. Was behind
the mysterious fusion of eight consciousnesses into one.
Eight was followed in rapid succession by
u.s. Bill and his superstrength.
Power chick: the anti
-matter blasting bad boy, amok.
Weevil: and power chick, who has the ability
to mutate her body into any material that she touches
whether it be wood, metal,
or heck, a fruit roll
-up.
( Giggles ) I'd be yummy then.
Next came deadly girl who has the ability
to enter the world of the dead
and then reappear anywhere she wants.
Weevil: and the shape
-shifting alien orphan
who's ship crash
-landed on earth.
Alien orphan's body was originally a green globule.
But little by little, our extraterrestrial pal
has been able to take on what's essentially
a human form.
This is the group that has had such keen victories
as recently saving the island province of san felipe
from a flock of murderous pterodactyls,
and last fall, stopping the a**l slug
from ruining the lives of any more senior citizens.
I extracted this
from an
-year
-old caucasian male.
It's a pretty good one.
And so now, we boldly enter
a new chapter in specials history.
I for one, have a feeling that stretchie boy
is smiling from above.
Or he would be..
If
-
- If he had a mouth.
Strobe: it just would've been nice to have gotten
a little backup from my wife, that's all.
I didn't want to hear the story.
I've heard that story more than anyone in the world.
And amok didn't want to hear it either.
Well, here's a news flash for you:
amok? He's a f*cking assh*le.
You should watch out, ted.
Someone could be secretly recording this.
They could sell it to "inside edition"
and then children all over the world would start saying "f*cking assh*le."
Only it would really be you saying "f*cking assh*le."
Or would that be god, since you're a part of god?
- Why do you mock me?
- Because
-
-
What you're doing is mocking me
and everything that I am. My whole world view.
You know what you're doing?
You're just
-
-
You're saying that
-
-
That it's a little worm.
- What?
- Yeah.
Yeah, little worm that lives between
somebody's toes.
A big fat guy's toes.
Or maybe grows out of a rock.
Worms don't grow out of rocks, ted!
Well excuse me, emily.
If "rockworm" isn't clever enough for you.
But you just insulted me.
And you did it in front of the group.
( Sarcastically ) thank you.
Ted, you know, you need therapy.
Just get ready, the reception's at :.
You're the one that needs therapy.
( Door slams )
emily?
I'm from the specials. There's an action guys thing?
Upstairs.
Well heck, u.s. Bill, good to see you.
I screwed up.
I thought it was at :.
You're thinking, "that guy's pretty stupid."
No. No, of course not.
I'm joel tippen, chief marketing executive for kosgro toys.
We're getting this little shindig on the road.
- Nice place you got here.
- Mm
-hm.
I like that thing over there.
It's a design.
Okay, sure.
"Kosegro toys."
Oh, I'm sorry it's "kosgro toys."
Just in case you're interviewed or anything.
( Groans ) I messed up again.
Oh, no. That's okay.
Me? I'm no good at spelling.
Can you spell guest?
What?
There's a "u" in it.
Minute: very nice costume. I like your costume.
It's a good costume.
I forgot to tell you
-
- Forgot to tell you
-
-
Forgot to tell you that I really like your costume.
Hi.
Oh, do you want to come in,
- Maybe have a pop?
- Yeah.
I forgot to tell you today that I really like your costume a lot.
Really?
I'm thinking about designing a new costume myself.
Cool.
'Cause you probably read that...
Sometimes that my costume made me look gay.
No, it doesn't.
A little... Effeminate
isn't
-
- That's not that bad.
Radio: ♪ dizouble dizutch ♪
♪ dizouble dizutch ♪
- ♪ Izar izight ♪
- ♪ wilza iza pilza in ♪
- ♪ The double du
-utch ♪
- ♪ dizouble dizutch ♪
- ♪ The double dut butch ♪
- ♪ dizouble dizutch ♪
♪ they're starsky and hutch. ♪
- Dude, they didn't say that.
- I know that.
I need to talk to you and I don't want you to tell anybody.
- Who am I gonna tell?
- Well, nobody.
And that's why I'm going to tell you.
- But you still have to promise.
- I promise.
I've been offered membership in the crusaders.
( Laughs ) I know.
- Are you gonna do this?
- No.
- I don't know.
- Those guys are fucks.
- You think?
- They put me in prison!
You were part of a society of supervillains
that was going to give the world scurvy.
Not scurvy. Scabies.
It's like a rash.
And I was f*cking years old,
what do you want me to do?
Jerk all you cocksuckers off till I'm an old man?
I'm not saying that.
- Scurvy's what pirates get.
- Look I'm just saying
I met with these guys...
And they just didn't seem so bad.
They don't seem so bad because that's the way the c.i.a. Works.
They told me that is bullshit.
That's not bullshit. They're backed!
They're backed by the f*cking c.i.a.!
All I'm saying is there'd be a lot more money,
certainly a lot more prestige.
The government gives the crusaders all the best gigs.
I mean, the specials
-
- God damn.
It's like being the last sailor in line behind the whore.
You gonna be one of those guys that makes a joke
about the specials going to special school?
No. No, I am not. All right?
And I didn't say I was gonna do this.
Those pants make you look like you don't have any cock.
Did I ever tell you that?
So where's that? San felipe?
Where you fought the pterodactyls?
It's not far from
-
-
I'll give you a hint.
Brr. I'm feeling...
Cold.
Chilly.
It's not far from chile.
Oh.
- Oh yeah, that's funny.
- Thank you.
I don't think I'd ever be able to fight a pterodactyl.
- I did what we call a waterman.
- He's in the annihilators.
But the thing is is that most battles are on land
so his powers are pretty useless most of the time.
So, when our powers are useless,
we call it a
-
- A waterman.
Right, they'll probably start calling it
- A nightbird.
- ( Minute laughs )
that's
-
-
N
-no.
They wouldn't do that.
Maybe we'd better, you know, go.
Definitely, yeah.
It's a pretty good conversation, though.
Yeah.
The great thing about not getting the person that you love
is that you can still think about that person and masturbate,
which is essentially the same thing.
( Reggae music plays )
( door opens )
oh, grow up, will you?
I don't care what your face looks like.
- Don't you knock?
- I need your help.
I have a right to keep my face a secret.
So, I don't endanger my life
- And the lives of those I love.
- Yes, very good.
- I agree. Listen
-
-
- What if I have a kid,
and someone finds out who I am,
and then kidnaps my kid to get me to rob a bank?
Do you have a child?
No. Maybe! I'm not giving any hints!
I have a problem with my cyclo
-lucidic nasal enhancer.
- Your what?
- This thing on my nose!
I can't get it off. It's driving me crazy!
I smell everything!
The world is covered in urine.
What am I supposed to do about it?
I need an extra set of hands.
Here, see these two levers at the bottom?
- These?
- Yes.
Pinch those together with each of your hands.
- Don't pull yet.
- I'm not gonna pull
- ( Rips )
- ow, you f*ck!
You tore my f*cking nostril off.
You told me to pull.
( Wailing )
( reggae music continues )
in the face of today's most pressing problems,
sometimes I feel as if...
My superpowers mean nothing at all.
Take the cr*ck situation, for instance.
cr*ck, in the humble opinion of the great strobe,
is worse than pterodactyls.
That's r*cist.
Amok is making a joke.
No, I'm serious.
We specials occasionally like to
- Josh one another.
- Wrong again.
He will call me a r*cist,
and then I'll say something back to him like,
"boy are you a big fat goober."
- But
-
-
- You're the big fat goober!
- Tony.
- I need to talk to you.
We have a problem.
- What problem.
- Promise me you're not gonna panic!
Okay, I'm panicking.
That line about don't panic
- Makes me panic.
- Right.
Check out smart.
Strobe: holy sh*t.
Is that a maxi pad on his face?
Is it?
With super powers comes super responsibility.
For instance, when you see a little girl,
I'm urinating on that girl.
Could I have your autograph, minute man?
- It's minute man.
- Oh, whoops.
- Could you sign there?
- Mm
-hm.
Oh, don't cover weevil.
I'm thinking about changing my name.
Changing to what? ( Hisses )
to "small."
- Small man?
- No.
Just... Small.
Well, that's pretty stupid.
It's better than mr. Smart.
It's better than captain c**t
-face too.
Whatever. Have you seen nightbird?
Yeah, before I got like this I used to do
airbrush paintings on the side of vans.
Oh yeah, I saw one the other day.
It had this picture of this bowl of fruit on it
and it said, "van go"
you know like van g
-o?
Hm, that's clever.
Love your outfit.
I think the weirdest superguy
was with me back in the teen hustlers. Chest of death?
Oh, yeah, yeah. He was a happening guy.
Yeah, and he had that
-
- That thing?
Yeah, he had a hole in the chest of his costume
and this piece of flesh
that he could just stretch out and slap somebody.
His scrotum.
What?
That's what it was.
- No way.
- Yes. Oh, come on. He
-
- Look he
-
-
He had some weird ability to stretch his scrotum for hundreds of yards.
What he would do is he would cut a hole in his uniform
then he would thread the scrotum through the hole.
It would dangle then he would just say
it was just some weird piece of flesh.
- But actually, it was his scrotum
- wow.
One time he tickled me with that thing!
Really?
Excuse me.
Hi.
Hi.
This punch is good.
Oh.
I'm just standing here, you know, drinking punch,
looking at people. They're wearing ties and stuff.
- You know what?
- What?
Your real pretty.
Thanks.
- This punch is
-
- It's real good.
- Yeah?
Some things have flavors that taste good on your tongue, don't you think?
Yeah. That's nightbird.
They want us to go on in a minute. Weevil's missing.
Did you just go to the bathroom?
- Yeah, why?
- You have a dot.
All right, let's just take different routes.
Okay? Find him, okay?
( Bell tolling )
is this a pig or something else?
It's a pig.
- ( Microphone feedback)
- tippen: hi.
It's good to see everybody here tonight.
Now we have what our writers would like me to call
"a special specials treat,"
which I refuse to say.
( Chuckles ) but, I am proud of it.
Nevertheless, the guys in production
have been putting their hearts and souls into this.
It's going to be premiering saturday morning across the country.
Ladies, gentlemen, our advertising campaign commences.
( Applause )
you guys are gonna love this.
All: we want our specials!
Announcer: you've got it, guys!
How about the weevil and his harpoon?
- Or the strobe and his laser beam?
- ( Laser blasts )
mr. Smart destroys evil with his skin
-burning acid!
Ah, my face! No, it burns! Ow!
Is that richard dawson?
- ( Loud buzzing )
- u.s. Bill has a chainsaw
and removable mask!
- Oh, I'm hungry.
- Look out!
That's no refrigerator. That's the specials arch
-foe,
the evil shape
-shifting alien orphan!
- ( Maniacal laughter )
- with his vile henchman, deadly girl
the evil clown and her meat thermometer!
( Maniacal laughter continues )
( circus music plays )
but have no fear!
Here comes mrs. Indestructible!
She'll help you get...
Ahead.
And amok will kick boot with his battle axe!
I got a f*cking viking helmet on my head?
Minute man, and his fishing rod of death.
Get reel!
( Hip
-hop music playing )
he's a special just for me!
- Both: yeah!
- They're the specials!
And if you don't know that, you don't rock!
Figures and accessories sold separately. Clown not available in vermont.
( Applause )
I'm black?
We had to take a little more of a multi
- cultural approach.
But I'm not black.
I think you have vaguely african features.
We could probably pull this off
-
- Excuse
-
-
A meat thermometer?
The kids love the neat accessories.
It's the specials. Nobody knows they're not carrying meat thermometers.
Tell me that wasn't richard dawson's head.
Well okay, you got me there. We had some old heads
from a line of "hogan's heroes" action figures from the 's.
We were gonna use the german guy,
but it turns out we didn't have
-
-
What?
I'd like to thank kosgro toys...
For honoring the specials
with these action figures.
They are...
Without a doubt, the...
Hugest pieces of crap
- I have ever seen.
- ( Crowd murmuring )
I was going to take this opportunity
to introduce our newest member, nightbird,
but when you create her action figure
you'll probably make a giant tit coming out of her forehead.
( Angry murmuring )
a viking?!
As of today,
I'm announcing the dissolution of the specials.
We are no longer.
Ted, hang on.
This nightbird got some kind of yoko thing going on.
Ted!
Sorry to bother you at home.
We have a slight emergency here, pal.
You're gonna have to call the plant immediately
and shut down all the lines of the specials.
Um... Everybody?
- Hello.
- Oh, jesus.
I haven't said this about too many people, I'm a nice guy,
but I pray that they f*cking die!
- Ted, god damn it what the hell was
-
-
- Listen
-
-
- Ted
-
-
- Let go of me.
Don't think that your weevil agility can outrun my lasers, pal!
If I wanted to, I could cut your head off
and then do some intricate welding and slicing with your guts!
What?
- Get the cameras out!
- You get the cameras out!
- Tony, what'd you do to him?
- I didn't do anything!
Ted, let's go home. Let's talk about this
-
-
I don't know where your home is, lady, but it's not with me.
- What'd you do to him?
- None of your business.
- He's my friend.
- He's my husband!
- Just tell us what's wrong.
- What's wrong?
You mean beyond the fact that you're f*cking my wife?
- ( Thuds )
- ( grunts )
oh, my eye!
My old man used to say that
love is what happens when you fail
at living life on your own.
He was gay, so what did he know?
U.s. Bill, in light of the fact
- That the specials are disbanding
-
-
- No.
He made a mistake.
- That isn't what he
-
- He said, "as of today, we are no longer."
We are no longer...
- As we once were.
- Reporter: what did he mean by that?
Some guys are being kicked out.
Who?
- Mr. Smart.
- Excuse me?
Because he's fat and he bosses me around.
- That's true.
- Shut up.
Public tragedies are part of being a special.
Example:
two years ago, mr. Smart went to the greenwich village
halloween parade dressed up as a japanese p.o.w.
Talk about your bad press.
( Car horn honks )
hey, are you minute man?
Can we have your autograph?
Minute man.
Do I look like a soldier from the revolutionary w*r? I don't think so.
Am I wearing a three
-cornered hat? No.
I turn small. Think!
f*ck you.
( Tires screech )
that costume makes you look gay.
This is the part where I go home.
Night, bill.
Bye.
I can't tell you where I'm going.
- It's a secret.
- Yeah.
I know the curiosity must be k*lling you
who is he?
But I can't tell you. That's my privilege.
It is k*lling me,
but I'm gonna make it.
We're not supposed to come in tomorrow, are we?
Unless we get this straightened out,
you should just sleep in.
- He said he didn't know
-
-
- Any alcohol in the punch?
- How's your eye?
- It's
-
-
Deadly girl's been waiting to do this.
Would you like to sleep at my house tonight?
I don't think that's a good idea.
The best ones never are.
I need some time
to think about things.
Hey...
You know in the last "rolling stone" costumed hero poll
- I was voted "most
-
-"
- "Most witty."
The world loves me
and you married ted.
It's funny how you always want what the other guy has.
Good night.
Hey, "made in san felipe."
Where we fought the pterodactyls.
No wonder I look like leif erickson.
You can't trust those people.
They're like little monkeys.
They can't work a factory, they eat mud.
Their space program is throwing pieces
- Of bark at each other.
- Amok!
Uh, power chick?
Oh, jeez.
I'm gonna drink away the fact that come friday,
I ain't gonna have a paycheck.
Come on.
I don't have an i.d.
( Techno dance music playing )
pinball.
- You want something to drink?
- I'll have a roy rogers, please.
Give me a mai tai. Green boy, you want a mai tai?
Bloody mary.
( Jazz music playing )
I'm looking for zip boy.
- Is zip boy here?
- ( Zooms )
- Ted.
- Oh, hi.
- Don't call me that here.
- Sorry, jerry.
- I'm sorry.
- No, that's okay.
What's wrong?
My wife's a weevil fucker.
Hello, ms. Essex.
Emily?
How much does that new standard job pay?
They'll cough up a couple hundred grand a year.
- Good.
- It's full time.
- Great.
- In detroit.
I want to live there.
- You okay?
- I'm great.
Especially now that I have a great new job
as a welding assh*le!
When can I start?
- Anytime.
- Tomorrow?
- Sure.
- Excellent.
- I'll draw up the contracts.
- Great.
- Meet me in my office tomorrow?
- No problem.
- About
- I'm there.
- Breakfast?
- Can't wait to get started.
Hey. You're deadly girl?
You're...
Flower... Head?
Sunlight grrrl.
G
-r
-r
-r
-l?
Right.
We saw on the news. You and the losers called it a day?
- We?
- The fem five.
I'm here to ask you to join.
Then you'd be the fem six.
There are already eight of us. Traditional counting
is an oppressive patriarchal tool.
( Sighs )
I'll think about it.
But in the meantime
get off my f*cking lawn, whore.
I always thought I didn't need a family.
I mean I had the demons
and the walking skeletons,
but the difference between a kid
and a walking skeleton is,
a kid won't eat the soft parts of your face while you're sleeping.
( Elevator dings )
verdict will see you now.
Shelly...
I'm turning my suit in.
It's not a badge.
I have to go.
Maybe we can convince ted to forget this.
No, I don't want to.
I came here to fight evil
and all any of you people ever think about
is having sex and your egomanias
and selling your toys.
- I have to go.
- Shelly
-
-
( Knocking on door )
I started to write down a plan on how to get ted
to put the group back together.
It's : in the morning.
Exactly. Exactly. That's the very point.
- We don't have much time.
- Where's duck lass?
- Nightbird.
- Her.
I guess unrequited love is sort of a group tradition.
This isn't a plan, tim.
It's a drawing of your brother with a butt for a face.
It's a shitty plan. That's why I need your help.
- Isn't that... "Freebie and the bean"?
- "Freebie and the bean."
Yeah.
I love this movie.
( Laughs )
♪ now when you are knee
-deep in aeneid's footnotes ♪
♪ and your eyes are closing ♪
♪ I will take your hex out of context ♪
♪ and we will stop this posing ♪
♪ I am looking at the ceiling ♪
♪ thinking about nothing really ♪
♪ the church song ♪
♪ so come down now ♪
♪ remove your bandage ♪
♪ so I can see your damage ♪
♪ more than the lord knows ♪
♪ so come down now ♪
♪ remove your bandage ♪
♪ so I can see your damage ♪
♪ more than the lord knows ♪
♪ more than the lord knows ♪
♪ more than the lord knows. ♪
Verdict: you know what first ran through my head
when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?
No.
"Think of the p*ssy," weevil.
What's a p*ssy weevil?
Oh...
Oh, god. Sorry, I didn't...
Understand you...
But
-
- Yeah, p*ssy, sure.
I was being small minded.
The world is our p*ssy.
So, why me?
Weevil is a brand name in which we'd like to share.
And you have the...
Superpower we most admire.
You know how to make people like you.
Yeah, well.
We also have a line of
crusader beanie babies coming out in august
and none of our members wear blue.
The synergy is obvious.
You know, it's funny, isn't it?
I mean we get into this line of work
and start out to help people,
and then we get sidetracked into just
-
-
We're superhuman, weevil.
We help people because we choose to,
not because we have to.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So I'd get my own flying saucer?
And it'd be shaped like a weevil?
So where are the rest of the guys tonight there, ted?
Oh, they're around, orestes.
Hope you don't mind if I just sit here
- And have a cup of coffee.
- Oh no, are you kidding me?
I love it when you guys hang out.
A kid walks by,
sees the great strobe, you know?
Comes in and buys a doughnut.
Hey, isn't that your friend?
Yes, eight.
Eight bodies...
- One head.
- One mind.
One
-
- One mind, right.
I always tell my friends
they're so weird, you should believe it.
- Hello, eight.
- All: ted.
- Need help with the cleaning, orestes?
- Oh, sure.
Word is that you've disbanded the group.
I only count five.
- Where are the rest of you?
- The bahamas.
- I'm taking a little break.
- Thought I'd fly ahead.
Yes, you heard right.
The world doesn't really need the specials anymore.
The other groups have made us obsolete.
- I'm not here to
-
-
- Ask you why, ted.
- I'm here to tell you that it
-
-
- Goes against the
-
-
Grain.
You do that on purpose, don't you?
Switching around from body to body
just to freak me out?
You know I rarely intercede.
I just want you to know that
despite my aloof nature
-
-
- I care. And whether
-
-
- Or not the world
-
-
- Needs the specials
-
-
- The specials need the specials.
The boundaries between you and me
are just slightly thicker than between here
-
-
And here.
- Because we're both i, ted
-
-
- We're both "me."
Division makes life interesting.
Less lonely, perhaps.
But it's an illusion, like most of it.
( All sigh )
the sunrise.
I'm sitting on the beach in the bahamas.
It is astounding.
The world is a
-
-
- Beautiful
-
-
- Sad
-
-
- Perfect thing.
- And love is only love
- When it's difficult,
- all: ted.
Okay, that's spooky.
It doesn't matter anyway.
I've already accepted a position in the...
Forward
-looking industry of plastics.
But thanks for stopping by, eight.
I do have a plane to catch.
And that would be my hand
b*ating that woman to death with that crowbar.
It's closer to the truth than you think.
I like that story.
Well, why didn't you vote for it?
Everyone would copy me.
I stay passive unless necessary.
Where was that guy when j.f.k got k*lled?
Woman: bill? That you?
Mom.
You okay, honey? I saw it on the news.
The strobe broke us apart.
Maybe it's just time for you to move on, sweetie.
Mom, the way the shadow is on your head
looks like a hat!
- Is it still like a hat?
- No!
- What about like this?
- Now it's like an ear!
Hello? Is someone coming?
I hear someone with my ear!
( Laughing )
dude, you got the high score.
Simple trigonometry.
- You can't do that.
- I can too.
- You're gonna r*pe dogs?
- All pets.
I'm going back to being a supervillian
and that's going to be my new thing.
But why animals?
They're always looking at me.
♪ And I must be the funky tarzan child ♪
♪ come to posh it up in a movie kind of way ♪
♪ and if words are the six strings on a guitar... ♪
Amok.
Listen, you're a good person.
I like you.
- Do not.
- I do!
Your contrariness keeps us from resting on our laurels.
Laurels?
Quit making up words.
And tony tells me you're a terrific artist.
He did?
He said your van paintings are, like, amazing.
I did one, one time. Had a big painting
of a bowl of fruit on it. It said, "van go."
You know, van g
-o?
That is so great!
You wanna go back to my place?
I should've saw it sooner.
We're like yin and yang.
Magnets.
- Amok.
- What?
I'm gay!
I was on the cover of "out" magazine.
- You're gay?!
- But I think you're great!
m*therf*cker.
I'm sorry.
( Sighs )
- ( Dance music plays )
- what's doug doing?
Oh, god.
♪ B.b. Bumble and the stingers, mott the hoople, ray charles singers ♪
♪ lonnie mack and twangin' eddy, here's my ring, we're going steady ♪
♪ take it easy, take me higher, liar, liar, house on fire ♪
♪ locomotion, poco passion, deeper purple, satisfaction ♪
♪ baby, baby, gotta, gotta, gimmee gimmee, gettin' hotter ♪
♪ sammy's cookin', leslie gore and ritchie valens, end of story ♪
♪ mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama sutra, rama lama ♪
♪ richard perry, spector barry, righteous archies, nilsson harry ♪
♪ shimmy shimmy, koko boppin' fats is back and finger poppin' ♪
♪ life is a rock ♪
♪ but the radio rolled me ♪
♪ gotta turn it up louder ♪
♪ so my d.j. Told me ♪
♪ life is a rock ♪
♪ but the radio
-
- Life is a rock ♪
♪ but the radio
-
- Whoo! ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ oh oh oh ♪
♪ arthur janov's primal screamin', hawkins, jay and dale and ronnie ♪
♪ kukla, fran and norman okla, denver john and osmond donny ♪
♪ j.j. Cale and z.z. Top and l.l. Bean and dee dee dinah ♪
♪ david bowie, steely dan and sing me prouder, c.c. Rider ♪
♪ edgar winters, joanie sommers, ides of march and johnny thunder ♪
♪ eric clapton, pedal wah
-wah, stephen foster, ooh
-dah, ooh
-dah ♪
♪ good vibrations, help me rhonda, surfer girl and little honda ♪
♪ tighter tighter, honey honey, sugar sugar, yummy yummy ♪
♪ c.b.s. And warner brothers, r.c.a. And all the others ♪
♪ life is a rock ♪
♪ but the radio rolled me ♪
♪ whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
♪ life is a rock ♪
♪ but the radio rolled me ♪
♪ life is a rock ♪
♪ at the end of my rainbow ♪
♪ lies a golden oldie ♪
♪ listen... ♪
♪ They're playing our song. ♪
What's it like summoning demons?
They do your will and that makes you feel good about yourself.
Do you think that makes me creepy?
Yeah.
I'm gonna join the fem five.
Lesbian
-head asked me.
Really?
( Laughs ) don't. I hate when you do that.
- ( Both giggling )
- no, stop. Stop, stop.
- Ah! Ow!
- What? What? What? Oh, sh*t.
What happened?
The zipper.
Oh... Sorry.
Let me see it.
It's just a little piece of a scratch.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
This is weird.
On doug's planet, there's no such thing as romantic love.
His people reproduce asexually.
- ( Screaming )
- oh, no. No. No.
It's okay. Shh. Shh! It's okay.
It's okay. Uh
-oh. In doug's language
"reproduce asexually," and, "that man's coming to take your toy train"
sound very similar.
- ( Whimpers )
- it's okay.
Nancy... I'm thinking.
Me, you, doug, smart?
We'll form our own supergroup.
Doug, get your mouth off that.
- Dennis weaver.
- I don't care who it is.
It's bad enough I've got to fill my forest with green cops.
Speaking of which, where is mccloud?
( Howls )
( speaking gibberish )
- No more bloody marys for that guy.
- Power chick: doug.
I got a name for the group.
Really?
"The f*ck kills." Our motto would be:
"you think you're bad? f*ck you!
We're gonna k*ll you." f*ck kills.
I can't breathe.
- Ow!
- Doug!
I like the specials.
We've just got to get ted to change his mind.
Yeah.
I'm gay.
( Sighs )
( doug speaking gibberish )
hey!
( Crickets chirp )
hey.
Hey! Hey...
- Hi.
- Hi.
What
-
- What are you doing here?
Oh, I came after
-
-
Can I talk to you?
Oh, yeah sure. Come on in, I'll...
Make you some coffee or something.
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
Sure.
So what's up?
I heard you were joining the crusaders.
That navy blue bastard. ( Chuckles )
( sighs )
so what? Did you come here to try to talk me out of it?
No.
Just to say thanks before we go apart.
Thanks?
See,
when I was a little girl,
you really meant something to me.
That stuff you said to the papers
about how the specials weren't meant for everybody.
They were meant for the oddball...
- Both together: the rebel, the outcast...
- Geek.
Yeah, that was me.
( Snorts ) ay
-yi
-yi
I can't believe I've been doing this since you were a little girl.
( Chuckles )
you're like my hero, I guess.
I mean, all my life,
all I ever wanted was to be a special.
I used to actually
wake up every morning and pray that I would get stretching powers.
Or find a micro
-ionized ring.
Or eat an ancient egyptian insect
that gave me weevil agility and weevil senses
and weevil strength.
That last one, I'm familiar with.
But now, more than anything
I just want to feel like a regular person again.
Nightbird,
what exactly are "bird powers"?
They're really stupid.
Um...
I can hear really well.
And...
I don't really talk to birds or anything.
I mean, it's more like we have an understanding.
They prefer me over joe blow.
Right.
And, um...
I lay eggs.
You lay eggs?
- I'd better go.
- Oh...
Let me tell you something.
In all the time that I've been in the specials
I've never seen anybody come into the fold
who wasn't there for a reason.
Okay?
There are no useless people there.
Well, except for mr. Smart.
- He's a washout, but
-
-
- ( Chuckles )
did you see that maxi pad
he had on his face?
You know, people are nuts!
People are nuts.
That's a really good one.
I'm gonna have to use that one.
Ted.
Emily.
- I didn't know you were here.
- I was just...
Sorting through some files.
In light of the...
Group's break
-up.
If you want to help, this pile pertains
to the building fund.
And this pile
pertains to the group payroll.
Ted...
What's your plan?
The group's fini.
Finito.
Vertig.
- I mean
-
-
- I was saying finished
in different languages.
I know.
I meant regarding me.
Oh.
Well I realized last night
in a heart
-to
-heart conversation
- With eight
-
-
- Oh, christ.
That I'm vain and self
-absorbed.
For god's sakes, emily,
"I think I'm chosen by god"?
- I'm sorry.
- I'm a buffoon.
- No, ted
-
-
- It must be hell to be married to me.
I am sorry.
But I think it's a hell that you deserve.
I've decided that the best revenge I could ever exact upon you
would be to accept you back into the marriage.
- Ted
-
-
- You blame your actions
with weevil
on my emotional distance?
( Laughs ) you
-
-
You will learn
the true meaning of emotional distance.
Eh?
( Sighs )
so,
if these are the files for the building,
why is last year's payroll in this pile?
Because the group worked on the building?
- No. Ted
-
-
- ( Cell phone rings )
hello? Mr. Smart.
Yes, you're supposed to come in.
He's not supposed to come in.
Get your ass out of bed and get over here.
Mr. Smart: excuse me, but
-
-
Hm.
Good morning.
Did you two sleep together last night?
Is oral sex sleeping together?
Yes.
I see.
- Doughnuts for everyone!
- ( Door closes )
- Hi.
- Shelly.
- I'm back.
- All right! I'm here, I'm here.
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- Late for nothing.
She should have never asked you to come in.
Why aren't you wearing any pants?
Oh, god.
This is what happens when you scream at me on the phone.
I'm sensitive. My overdeveloped mind
is attuned to things you could never imagine.
Has anyone noticed mr. Smart has an enormous package?
- My father, too, had a large penis.
- ( Door closes )
last night, someone spiked the punch
to get me drunk.
And I don't want to cause an uproar,
but I think it was weevil.
'Cause as I was leaving,
he was ruthlessly grilling me on my secret identity.
- This is insane.
- One huge m*therf*cking tv,
just like you wanted. Read it and weep.
So?
S
-so?
Don't do this to me, man! I've been up all night here
with billie jean king and lord of the dance!
I don't even know what's going on!
Look, I've already accepted a position
in the plastics industry
as a welding assh*le.
But the world needs the specials!
Other groups can do a better job.
Better?!
f*ck better!
We may not be the prettiest or the smartest
or the most powerful,
but we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, ted.
We're there for the oddball, the rebel,
- Both: the outcast,
- both: the geek.
That's what weevil said.
Baby, please. He stole it from me.
You stole it from a speech I gave
at the university of delaware.
The speech I wrote.
This is only half of last year's payroll.
God damn it, ted. If you were my siamese twin,
I'd f*cking k*ll you.
( Loud footsteps )
what does that mean?
Tony is on the big
-ass tv.
What's it like leaving the specials
after eight years?
Well, it's like that old saying,
"what do you gotta do to become a special?"
You go to special school.
( Interviewer laughs )
weevil: no, but you know, really...
I do feel like the specials
have degenerated quite a bit
since my years with valiant lass.
For example, do you know what
the newest member's superpower is?
She lays eggs.
( Interviewer laughs )
( sobs )
well...
They obviously didn't
know that each egg
contains a trick.
I mean, it's
not as if we
invite just anyone into our home.
What kind of trick?
It could be anything.
You mean like I'm walking down the street
with some weevil agility,
and suddenly I get an egg full of sulfuric acid in my face?
Ted: exactly.
Or magic stars.
What about a tiny dragon that bites?
- A molotov thing?
- Rabies!
Or a g*n.
- Gelsons.
- ( Alarm sounds )
- ( Cell phone rings )
- specials hq.
Yes?
All right.
The pentagon's been taken over by giant ants.
The annihilators are in europe,
the trio are on saturn
and the crusaders are caught up in their press tour.
We're the only ones left.
Smart?
I know a little something about ants.
( Buzzes )
( creaks )
( shrieks )
I guess in the end
I belong in the specials.
I don't
-
- I'm not happy here.
I'd be happier somewhere else.
Much happier.
But...
This is where I belong.
Since our short break
-up,
I've been doing a lot of sh**ting dope.
Just kidding. I don't
-
-
I don't use, uh, dr*gs.
But I'm trying to lighten up.
And I think that's a fine example
of me lightening up.
Connect with the kids.
Punks.
Battles are pretty a
-number
-one cool.
We were fighting these five guys in a warehouse
and like they could sh**t their eyes out of their eyes.
Like they could hit you with their eyeballs.
I mean, I didn't really fight, I was in a bin but...
I can hear really well because of my bird powers.
So that's really gonna come in handy
when I have to testify in court.
Some days are difficult
and you just cannot find it within yourself to smile.
That's why we have mr. Smart smile machine.
You just
-
- Ah! Yeah, see?!
Ha ha! Everything's looking up now!
Everything's looking good!
( Laughing maniacally )
man: hey, weevil, can we get an interview?
Hey, weevil, they're calling you a sellout.
Look, I got a right to my g*dd*mn privacy, all right?
Are those nipples on your costume?
sh*t! Back, back, back!
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