01x07 - Leonard

[bunniefuu]

Beth! BETH: Yeah!

This is... BETH: Hi.

- DR. B: Good to see you!
- Great to see you. Yeah.

I-I wanted to just come
by and tell you that

I'm moving out of
Manhattan today,

so I won't be coming by anymore.

Oh, well, it's good to see you.

Yeah.

I wanted to really thank you

because I'm... I'm
feeling a lot better.

- That's wonderful.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

One more thing.

Can I have a hug?
[Dr. B stammers]

Just, um, I don't have
any parents right now,

and I just, you
know... If it's okay.

Just, like, a-a quick hug

to celebrate how well I'm doing.

Sure, sure.

I'm just gonna have to ask

Kathleen to come in and observe.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

- DR. B: Okay. Kathleen!
- Yeah, of course.

She's coming.

- Yeah, yeah.
- She's...

Okay, Beth?

- Yes.
- Yeah, I thought... I was done.

I thought you needed a-a second.

YELLOWMAN: ♪
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng ♪

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng ♪

What you doing?

I'm making a mixtape for Liz.

- [gasps]
- Cool. Can I have a mixtape?

- Sure.
- Didn't you do that yesterday?

Yeah, but I need to grow tall

if I'm gonna be a
volleyball player.

Oh, really?

You're gonna be a
volleyball player?

Will you help me mark it?

Write the date next
to it too, please.

YOUNG BETH: Okay.

YOUNG ANN: Make sure you get
the top of my head, will you?

Okay, I will. Okay, you ready?

ANN: We're fully moving you out?

- Yeah.
- Good for you.

You'll feel so much better.

- Yeah.
- I did.

I didn't know you
lived with someone.

Okay, well, I did and
it didn't end well.

[laughs] Oh, okay.

Well, I mean, I wanna
hear everything.

All right, I had
my heart broken.

Well, that's... come on,
that's all for today.

Okay, well, thank you for
sharing that with me, okay?

And I just wanna say I'm
happy you aren't someone else.

Okay.

- Okay?
- Relax, you relax...

I'm sorry.

Matt's not here, right?

- No.
- Cool. I do not wanna see him.

- Yeah.
- But how is he?

No, he's great.

He's, like, breaking all
sorts of records at work.

ANN: Wow.

Turns out without me holding
you back, you can be limitless.

sh*t. Murray is calling me.

Hello?

Is that my body?

Sort of. Um, yeah.

Right.

I can't think of anything
to say right now.

Naples, right.

Okay, thanks. All right. Bye.

I got that promotion.

You seem psyched.

It's more money.

ANN: Well, let's get Matt
back here for some champagne.

BETH: Yeah.

Yeah, but it would be
good to move on, right?

- Okay.
- What the f*ck?

[inquisitive music]

Wait.

That's really weird.

ANN: I mean, is he moving or...?

I didn't know he was moving.

ANN: The bathroom is disgusting.

BETH: Everything is gone.

ANN: Is this your stuff?

BETH: Um, it looks like it.

I think this is my...

- Yeah, this is my stuff.
- What the f*ck?

ANN: That's weird.
Did he say anything?

BETH: He texted me something.

He said, "Leave your
key on the counter."

That's it. ANN: Okay.

Well, I'm gonna get started

'cause I forgot to
record "Judge Judy."

Popcorn. ANN: Yum.

YOUNG LEONARD: Get in,
Izzy. Don't you fight it.

- Dad! Dad!
- What?

- No! No!
- What?

YOUNG BETH: Dad,
that's terrible.

What, she's not microwavable?

[Beth sighs]

Remember when Dad
used to pretend

to put our poodle
in the microwave?

Izzy? Really?

Yeah, he'd, like,
hear us coming,

and he'd, like, pretend
like he didn't, you know?

ANN: Um, no.

He'd act like we caught him,
like, "Oh, sorry," you know?

Oh, God. Such a charming man.

This is the longest it's been

since we've heard from
Dad, you know that, right?

ANN: Yeah, well, if he cared,
he'd keep in regular touch,

but he doesn't, so.

What if we went by the
park, his regular spot?

It's nice out.

We haven't checked
it in a while, right?

Make sure... he might...
He might need some help.

- Of course, he needs help.
- Come on, they all need help.

[melancholy jazz music]

♪ ♪

I told you I was getting off.

I don't have to pull the stupid
thing if I said, "Getting off."

That's what it means. Dummy.

Hope you drive better
than you listen.

Stupid.

Come on, sweetheart.

You guys look so good.
YOUNG ANN: Hi, Daddy.

YOUNG LEONARD: How are you?

Listen, uh, Mom's gonna let
me come home soon, okay?

So don't worry about that.

Where's your car?

I got sideswiped by this
dog-bone, this idiot

when I was pulling out. Dummy.

But the bus is good...
The bus is good if, uh,

if you like weird smells.

[laughs] Eww!

YOUNG LEONARD: How's your leg?

You, uh, you out for the season?

YOUNG BETH: Uh, no, I
have a couple more games,

but, uh, 41 stitches.

YOUNG ANN: In three layers.

YOUNG LEONARD: 41 stitches in three
layers? That's disgusting. Yuck.

It's between these two,

but I like the green one better.

This one? YOUNG BETH: Mm-hmm.

- You like this one?
- YOUNG BETH: Yeah.

YOUNG LEONARD: Sure there's, um,

no other, uh, places in the mall

you wanna shop at?

It's a tough decision.

I mean, one's got stripes,

and the other one's got
polka dots, it's, uh...

You know, I'm kind
of hungry actually.

I think we should
just not shop now.

Let's just shop later.

- No, because we...
- We could just...

If you wanna get it,
we should get it now.

It's up to you, or you
can do whatever you want.

It's... I mean, no one's
really asked me yet,

so let's just
go... go eat, yeah.

Yeah, we'll go eat.

YOUNG BETH: Yeah,
let's get some food.

You know, I had, uh, one
of my shops over there

on the other side. It
was a good one also.

Yeah, we know.

You had a ponopoly on
baby furniture from Italy

then those bastards
started selling it too.

That's right, I had a ponopoly.

And I went over there to Italy,
made them give me an exclusive.

If I still had that shop,

your mother would be
begging to speak to me.

BETH: Thank you so much
for doing this with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I wanna be
there for you, too, right?

- ANN: Yeah.
- Is that Matt?

Yeah.

- Okay, where's he going?
- There's nothing over there.

It's a f*cking cart.
ANN: What's he wearing?

I mean, it looks like Coachella.

BETH: Okay, he
doesn't look good.

ANN: Let's go.

- No, no.
- Will you take my stuff home?

I'm-I'm gonna grab
it later, okay?

- You know, this is f*cked up.
- I came here to help you,

and you're ditching
me with all your sh*t.

We were together
for ten years, okay?

Six.

I need to make sure he's okay.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

Matt. Matt!

MATT: Beth.

BETH: What are you doing?

Hey, girl. It's been a minute.

What are you doing here?

What's going on?

MATT: This is... funny
story, it's a funny story.

Remember Kenny?

Kenny... club soda
Kenny from Fort Greene?

No.

Anyway, uh, we-we-we had a
bet on a fight which I lost.

We were both drunk.
Uh, it was a weird bet.

Anyway, you-you-you
look good, girl.

It's good to see you, girl.

- Hey, come on.
- Stop calling me girl.

Wh... why is our
apartment so empty?

I'm just revamping
stuff, you know?

Couple leather
couches, couple swords.

Our comforter that you're
stealing is right on top.

- Okay, you don't look good.
- What's really happening?

All right, all right, fine.

I'm, uh, I've been
coming up a little short.

Murray said you're breaking
every record at work.

You know, uh, I'm doing what
I gotta do to stay on top,

so, uh, so I'm buying
a little bit of my wine

back from my customers
just to make my numbers.

Wait, you're buying your...

Your own inventory,
you're saying?

You don't think I know it's bad?

BETH: For how long?

- For a while now.
- My cards are all maxed out.

I'm-I'm scared I may
have broken the law.

- Well, f*ck.
- Did I break the law?

MATT: Exactly. I don't
know what I should do.

Well, okay, so-so you haven't

paid our rent in how long?

- Ten months.
- What the f*ck?

The-the... my name
is on the lease.

What did you do with
the money I chipped in?

I spent it.

- What the f-what?
- MATT: Okay, you...

Your name isn't even on
the lease anymore, Matt!

You know what that
means? I owe that money!

You have every right to be mad.

I know I have every
right to be mad,

you f*cking psychopath!

God, that's... I have no
money, I have no savings...

- Yeah, I know it sucks, right?
- It sucks.

I don't have any money either.

BETH: Oh, my God, I
could f*cking k*ll you!

MATT: Well, guess what?
BETH: What's wrong with you?

I could k*ll you with my
bag. MATT: Guess what?

I've been at this a while,
and you didn't even notice,

you're so checked out.

- Okay, so this is my fault?
- Yes.

- This is on me?
- Yes.

It makes a lot of sense.

- Yes, I was devoted to you.
- Okay, great.

- And you really f*cked us.
- You really did.

Will you... will you just
excuse me while I figure out

how I'm going to
f*cking eat this week

'cause I don't have a dollar.

Oh, okay, I know I'm not gonna

get through to you now that
you're a sociopath, so...

Oh, okay. I'm a sociopath?

- MATT: Yes.
- Really?

- You rub people the wrong way.
- Good people.

- Okay, you're not wrong.
- I know that.

I just haven't been
able to feel anything

for a long time, okay? I can't.

MATT: Yeah, yeah,
you've been a zombie.

Look, I-I-I love you. I just...

I knew it.

- No! Get out of here!
- What's wrong with you?

All right, I may have
misread that moment.

BETH: f*ck, Matt.

I was gonna say I
love you like family.

You are like family to me.
It's awful to see you this way.

I've just been so numb.

Jesus, Matt. Stop
it. Is that cocaine?

It's all over your
face. It's all over.

[phone dings]

Oh, cocks!

I gotta pick up those f*cking
Glaser Group people tonight.

You have Glaser tonight?

Yeah, that's why I've
been so stressed out.

- BETH: Jesus.
- It's okay. I got this.

I got this, girl.

You just pissed yourself.

I just need a little
bit more cocaine.

BETH: I don't think
that's the solution, Matt.

Hey, hey, I'll do it.

I can take them out.

- MATT: No!
- Yeah.

Nobody likes you.

- They will like me.
- I will make them like me, okay?

I have an idea.

And... and whatever
commission I make

goes right to our landlord.

You got it, baby. BETH: Okay?

Yeah. BETH: Yeah.

And we're taking my name
off the lease tonight.

- MATT: Tonight.
- All right, all right.

You're the best, baby.

Matt!

Why are you dumping
out that champagne?

I don't know.

- Thank you.
- YOUNG BETH: Thank you so much.

And I'm sorry I missed the
volleyball game the other day.

- You were there, Dad.
- Thank you.

I was?

Yeah, yeah, you were.

sh*t. Oh, good.

Daddy, are we gonna
really eat somewhere?

Are we gonna eat somewhere?

Yeah, we're eating here,
we're eating everywhere.

We're eating every single thing.

I mean, look at all his food.

Plus, I am making my top-secret

world-famous Leonard's
lemonade, okay?

Put a lemon, some sugar
packs in there, stir it up,

and it's the best
of the best stuff.

Try it, Annie.

That's... that's
really sweet, Dad.

YOUNG LEONARD: It's
good, though, right?

Now, listen, I need you to
get two more cups of water,

couple of sugar packs, and
a bunch of lemon, okay?

Why can't Beth do it?

Beth can't do it because Beth
has 65 stitches in 42 places.

- 41 stitches.
- In three layers.

Okay, now, go ahead
and do it, all right?

- YOUNG ANN: Okay.
- Come right back, sweetheart.

Okay.

YOUNG LEONARD: Don't
talk to any weirdos.

[sighs] Ai-yi-yi.

Whe... when is this, um,
prom thing with the dress?

When is this thing?

Dad, I'm-I'm 14.

It's not a prom.
Don't worry about it.

I am... listen, sweetie, my, um,

my car's not really in the shop.

[heartfelt music]

Okay.

f*ckers took it from me
because I had too many DWIs,

but I wasn't even drunk.

I think Mommy called
the cops on me.

So I'll be seeing
even less of you.

That's great.

Sweetheart, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen, I took...
I took three buses

to be with you guys today,
and I'll take 300 more.

I know, I know.

I just...

School has been really off, so.

- Wha... what about your friends?
- Do you, um...

- Liz and Maya.
- YOUNG LEONARD: Liz and Maya.

'Cause, you know,
friends are important.

Family, they come
and go, you know,

and you can't trust
them half the time.

But friends, that's a family
that you get to choose.

Look at you. [Ann giggles]

Wait a second, where-where
did you get that fancy hat?

They gave it to me
'cause I'm so cute.

YOUNG LEONARD: Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe they should
give me one also...

- YOUNG ANN: Hey!
- 'Cause I'm so cute too.

Now, watch and learn, right?

I'm gonna go to Johnny Rockets,

and I'm gonna make them give
us three cheese burgers.

Huh? YOUNG BETH: Okay.

[melancholy jazz music]

♪ ♪

Hello.

They got 50¢ refills
at Starbucks.

Oh, yeah? Hey, Dad.

Beth.

Where you been?

I'm here. I'm always here.

I-I have this stupid phone.
It runs out of minutes.

Yeah. You look good.

I look like sh*t.

Come on, I'll get
you that refill.

50¢?

How's Annie?

She's good. She says hi.

No, she doesn't. That's okay.

Mom d*ed.

Really? Janey d*ed?

She d*ed.

Oh, wow. Breast cancer?

No, it was a car accident.

LEONARD: That's a
shame. BETH: Yeah.

- That's a beautiful woman.
- Beautiful breasts.

All right.

I'm so sorry, Beth.

Thank you.

How-how are you doing with it?

It's, you know,
it's complicated.

That woman was a f*cking saint.

I know.

How's your mom?

She d*ed, Dad.

f*cking breast cancer.

How's your memory?

They say I have
short-term memory loss.

How's your long-term?

Depends.

- I wear Depends.
- [laughs]

It's just so... do you?

No. BETH: Oh. [Laughs]

I'm not that f*cked up.

I-I wanna ask you
about something.

I wanna see if you're up for it.

I'm listening. BETH: Okay.

I got a pretty big gig.

- Couple of big fish.
- Yeah?

BETH: Really looking
to charm these people.

You feel like getting a little
bit of a haircut, shave?

It's a little bit of a hustle.

What's my name and
where am I from?

Hmm, all right.

[conspiratorial jazz music]

♪ ♪

Yeah, oh, Paul, Diane
from the Glaser Group,

it is my honor to introduce
you to Mr. Leonard Pacino.

Nice to meet you.

- Pacino?
- LEONARD: Pleasure's mine.

Nice to meet you.

We're so lucky he's in town.

He's usually on the Amalfi
Coast this time of year.

- DIANE: Oh.
- Oh, really? I love Italy.

We honeymooned in Rome.

Oh, yeah? With each other?

- Oh.
- [all laugh]

Huh?

I have to k*ll
you if I tell you.

And Matt is so sorry he
couldn't join us tonight,

but we're gonna
have a great time.

Leonard Pacino, you said?

I mean, is that
any relation to Al?

Oh, um, well,

we were hoping this
wouldn't come up, of course.

It always does.

Yeah, but yes, they are cousins.

Wow.

Yes, but they're constantly
falling in and out.

Well, that's because I
always tell him like it is.

Yes, you do.

But I'm the one who
also gave him hoo-hah.

ALL: Hoo-hah, hoo-hah.

Remember? Yeah.

And that Oscar after
30 years of groveling.

[laughs]

BETH: I would never
admit to that, though.

Don't bring that up at
Thanksgiving, right?

No, never. Never.

Damn, I'm a fan.

- Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
- "Any Given Sunday"?

Oh, yeah. Amazing.

That little thing he did
with Keanu, the devil...

- Yeah.
- I think we're ready to order.

We should get it going, right?

And we're starting with
champagne, correct?

That's what we're
doing here tonight?

You know, I'm actually
feeling more like some pinot.

Okay. Uh, all right.

We were... we were hoping
you were gonna fall in love

with our... our champagne
tonight, but, um,

but actually...

No, actually, I-I can
get some pinot here...

That's not a problem.

In-in the next 45 minutes
that'll change your lives.

Fantastic. BETH: That's great.

Okay, well, how's
everyone doing tonight?

Well, how we're doing depends
on how you are doing, okay?

We have some very important
people here, especially Diane.

So make sure you kiss up to her,

and we're gonna
spend a lot of money.

Trust me, we are
spending a lot of money.

I am telling you that right now.

So you treat us right, we
will treat you right, deal?

It's a deal.

Am I, uh, detecting an accent?

- Yes.
- Let me guess, Montevideo.

Oh, my... yes, that's amazing.

Ah, you know, I-I
lived with a woman

in, uh, Carrasco for a while.

- I was born in Carrasco.
- Okay, okay.

The interview's over.
You're talking my ear off.

Get out of here.

It's gotten crazy, this world.

All right, let me have four
dozen east coast oysters,

extra lemon, a pile of crab
legs, a bunch of shrimp,

and I want an ice cream-sized
scoop of the Petrossian

or whatever the caviar
you have back there

with the pancakes and the
rest of that sh*t, okay?

DIANE: Okay.

And what are you
guys gonna have?

[both laugh]

And let me get 36 littlenecks,
hold the cocktail forks,

and I insist we start this meal
with some Prosecco, all right?

I have a question for you guys.
Has anyone ever been to Italy?

BETH: Um.

We already talked about
that, Len, remember?

- I'm f*cking with them.
- [laughter]

- Oh, you got me.
- This guy!

And Paul, you are
trouble, I can tell.

- Me?
- LEONARD: Ah, you are trouble.

No, he's got your number, Paul.

- Yeah, you are trouble, Paul.
- Yeah.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

So I am hanging off the cliff,

one hand on my motorcycle,

the other on the
fjord, and I yelled,

"I should've got the
Peugeot!" [laughter]

Oh, my God, I think I have
never laughed this hard.

I'm crying.

Oh, don't cry, you
f*cking crybaby.

[laughter] BETH: Stop it.

No, he is Manhattan's
best-kept secret.

I told you that, right?

Oh, oh, um, who's
ready for some red?

BOTH: Me.

Okay, great, well, then it
is my distinguished honor

to introduce you to
the master sommelier,

Mr. Cesar Milan.

- The dog whisperer?
- No.

Hello, everyone, I hope
you enjoy our wines.

Yes.

You'll be happy to know you're
drinking locally tonight.

These grapes were harvested

just 40 miles east of
where we're sitting.

- Hmm.
- Oh, wow. That is delicious.

Right?

Tell us more.

- It was a really good harvest.
- Cool and dry.

- Okay, Cesar.
- Thank you so much.

I know you have to get
back to sommelier-ing.

My job is never done.

No, these bad girls are
what they call ready,

and this will fly off any menu.

Perfect for by the glass.

Oh, we love that.

Yes, we do.

It's the Beaujolais
nouveau of pinot.

- That is adorable.
- The company will eat that up.

Of course, they'll
go crazy with that.

So what are we talking here?

Whatever do you mean, Diane?

You wanna talk
numbers at the table?

You?

Come on, I don't discuss
religion at the table,

and I consider
money my religion.

But we can make an exception
this one time because,

well, the numbers are
so frighteningly low.

Well, I mean,
every now and then,

there's nothing wrong
with a little religion.

- Right.
- Are you ready for the numbers?

- We're ready?
- Are you ready?

Okay, I don't know
if Paul's ready.

- Try me.
- I don't think Diane is ready.

I like that. It's cute.

PAUL: You just try me.
LEONARD: You not ready.

DIANE: Yes I am, Leonard.

Okay, here we go. Four, zero.

Boom.

Is there another zero coming?

BETH: No, there is not, Paul.

And if you wanna
make the bold move

of going exclusive
with this vineyard,

there'll be a three
in front of that zero.

- Wow, I love three.
- Three is my lucky number.

I live for three.

- I had a threesome in Italy.
- Has anyone ever been?

[laughter]

Okay, let's all just drink
up and enjoy this pairing

of steak and celery root puree,

the unsung hero of
root vegetables.

Mm-hmm.

Hoo-ah!

Whoo-ah. PAUL: Hoo-ah!

ALL: Hoo-ah!

[laughter]

YOUNG BETH: Dad, hey.

Oh, my gosh, no way. Oh, my God.

Here's your dress, Cinderelly.

It's the one you want, right?

Dad, thank you so much.

YOUNG LEONARD: Of course.

Mom said I could
tuck you guys in.

Is Annie awake?

Do not disturb, please.

You're not gonna wake
even for a Furball story?

- Okay.
- Yeah, you're not sleeping.

You're not sleeping.

YOUNG BETH: Come over here.

YOUNG LEONARD: Okay, I wanna
tell you about Furball.

Furball was a cat with
mangy teeth and bad breath

that nobody would go near

because he was missing
patches of fur.

Eww.

YOUNG LEONARD: But he
had a gambling ring.

[soft jazz music]

- LEONARD: What a night.
- How about this night?

Beth, you did so good tonight.

Exclusive.

You are a natural-born salesman.

Well, I get that all
from you, obviously.

- Yeah, well, you did so...
- That's you.

You did great.

You don't love
it, though, right?

- What?
- Ah, you don't love it.

It's okay you're good
at it, but I just...

I get such a-a kick

out of the whole
thing, but not you.

- I-I know what you're saying.
- You're-you're not wrong.

You gotta find that thing

that gives you
that... That charge.

Why don't you do
something with, um...

- Don't say volleyball.
- Volleyball.

Oh, my God. Come on, Dad.

- You love volleyball.
- I'm almost 40.

What am I doing with volleyball?

You could coach.

They got, uh,
leagues at the YMCA.

You're good at it.

And did I tell you that I'm,
uh, I'm gonna quit drinking?

- No, that's great.
- Good for you. Me too.

- Good.
- Yeah, I'm quitting.

But not tonight.

- No, not tonight.
- Mm.

- Very soon.
- Oh, yeah.

It's at the top of my list.

LEONARD: The tippy top.

Hey, how's Mom?

♪ ♪

She's good, Dad.

- Tell her I said hello.
- I will.

Well, what a
f*cking night, Beth.

- Oh, God.
- What a f*cking night.

This f*cking night.

♪ ♪

[soft percussive intro]

♪ ♪

[low electronic music]

SINGER: ♪ Ecstasy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ecstasy ♪
SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪

SINGER: ♪ Oh that
your constant bunk ♪

SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop ♪

SINGER: ♪ Ecstasy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ecstasy ♪
SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪

SINGER: ♪ Oh that
your constant bunk ♪

SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ♪

♪ f*ck up my money, get belief ♪

♪ Put some in your purse ♪

♪ I don't know
what time to eat ♪

♪ I like the demon
dem roll out 16 ♪

♪ You are running
for your money ♪

♪ Running for your body ♪

♪ Help keep our
banks, pull a Cardi ♪

♪ Jesus, place that
dime on your sleazy ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Money, no money, no
money, no money, no money ♪

[vocalizing]

[laughter] [indistinct chatter]

[line trills]

[phone rings]

MURRAY: Hello.
BETH: Hey, Murray.

Beth?

Glaser wants to go exclusive
with Three Trees pinot.

- That's almost...
- $1/2 million.

That's right. 35K for me.

MURRAY: Oh, my God.

I'm speechless for the
first time in my life.

Say something.

I quit.

Well, not that.

BETH: I mean it,
I'm sorry, Murray.

I'm-I'm not gonna
work at Kerig anymore.

MURRAY: Did those
f*ckers poach you?

No.

This is a drunk call, isn't it?

- You don't mean it.
- It's not.

Because to be honest, I
really don't wanna lose you.

I mean, come on, Beth. Naples.

I know, I-I'm out.

I gotta find my thing.

All right, well, you're
a great salesman, kid.

- I learned from the best.
- Me?

My Dad. Oh, sorry.

It did sound like I
was gonna say you.

- MURRAY: It did.
- Um.

I love you, Murray. Thank you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, Bigtime.

And, uh, hey, take
it easy on Matt.

He's gonna need your
support pretty soon.

You gotta look out for these
misguided dudes, you know?

Yeah. I'm one of them.

Now, get off my
phone, would you?

Yeah. MURRAY: Jesus.

[electronic music resumes]

♪ ♪

SINGER: ♪ Whoop,
whoop, whoop, ooh ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Money, no money, no
money, no money, no money ♪

LEONARD: Cheers. You
guys help yourselves.

This is the best stuff.

[all cheering]

Whoo!

LEONARD: And I said, "I
should have got the Beujeaux!"

[laughter]

[all cheering]

Whoo!

SINGER: [vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Bounce game ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Money, no money, no money,
no money, no money, no money ♪

♪ Money, no money, no money,
no money, no money, no money ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Super, super with no temper ♪

♪ I am not bad man,
I am not a soldier ♪

♪ And the only thing you
see about the money makeup ♪

♪ Bank gonna fill
up with paper ♪

[rapping in language]

♪ ♪

It's so easy.